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#i cannot for the life of me remember if i posted this already so here#i did this on my phone and it was. a struggle#genshin impact#arlecchino#arlechinno genshin#art#artists on tumblr
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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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innocent children starved to death because Israel is blocking aid:
how are these pictures even real? how can people look at these pictures and not die on the inside? inhumane. the conditions they’re living in, the pain they’re going through is simply inhumane. no words at all. 💔
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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it
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the queen, king, ace, and jack of fontaine! only.. uh... it seems the jack has gone missing.....
genshin will be at NYCC! Booth 1453, Javits Center, Oct 12-15
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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now
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based on arlecchinos voiceline about her not being able to understand the hearth kids' slang, here are some scenarios me and my friend came up with:
hearth kids: "skibidi rizz, why are you watching cocomelon, thats not ratioed. you need to start mewing"
arle, sitting in the corner: "what the fuck are you saying"
lyney, trying to explain what camp means
arle: *head in hands, about to go up in flames because she feels old*
"why are you coming out of the closet? we're in a hallway, there is no closet?"
"What do you mean you think it's time to come out? We're already outside?"
"who did you slay? do i need to bury a body for you?"
arle, to lyney: "wait i thought you were going to be the next king of the hearth. why is everyone calling you a queen?"
"Lynnette why did you write 'slay pussy boss' on the report about Furina I had you make?"
Arle: you can't do that anymore freminet. That's against the rules
Freminet: okay miss girl
Arle: ???? I am a woman???
lyney: "youre gaslighting and gatekeeping, but youre not girlbossing"
arle: "i actually did gaslight last night. i burned that one rich guys house down. i thought i told you about that?"
"What do you mean you've been afflicted with 'brain rot' are you okay?!?!"
"drag queen? to where? are they angry at miss furina again?"
arle, to lyney: "why are they calling me and columbina fruity? my cologne smells nothing like fruit"
lyney: "father, why do you have that look on your face?"
arle: "WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME AN EGG"
arle: "top energy? bottom energy? if you want to succeed in the house of the hearth, then you must have top energy at all times and never fall behind"
lyney: "no thats- thats not what they meant"
"lynette, why are the kids calling neuvillette babygirl?"
"serving cunt? please dont do that, thats unsanitary"
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yay
#i somehow got 62 wishes over the past month from exploration and shit and i used them on her banner#i got two lynnettes#one freminet#and some lame sword#heart broken rn#genshin impact#arlecchino#art#my art#artists on tumblr
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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there are a lot of “ah Europeans couldn’t survive American grocery stores!” type posts but here are some things I think non-North Americans would genuinely struggle with, and Americans struggle with as well:
Minnesota weather
moose
Florida hurricane season
feral hogs
Appalachian roads
Oklahoma tornado season
alligators
drive through liquor stores
endemic bubonic plague
prom season in the Deep South
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