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suzukiblu · 7 months

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For the guessing game: Kent 👀👀

Just, like, of course Kon's not Clark's . . . family, or whatever. Of course he's just like that one weird kid from down the street that somebody occasionally invites over out of pity who only learns the family secrets by accident or through osmosis and isn't actually kept in the loop or anything. Kon knows that.

But watching Jon beam up at his dad and Clark smile down at his son is still making him want to curl up and die right here and now.

Kon does kind of wonder what it's like to be, like . . . loved, or whatever.

Everybody always makes it sound really nice.

"Dinner's about ready," Clark says. "You two mind setting the table?"

"Sorry, I gotta get going," Kon says instead of admitting he has no idea how to set a fucking table, especially not to whatever Martha Kent's standards are. Cadmus did not actually see fit to educate him on typical household chores and he has very rarely ever sat down at any semblance of a normal family dinner. Like, in Hawaii they all just ate wherever and not even all together half the time, and Cadmus has a cafeteria, and Young Justice just dumps a pile of junk food or takeout on the nearest unoccupied surface and they all just go to town on it like the weird gaggle of semi-superpowered and usually-ravenous teenagers that they are.

He could look it up on his phone, and he probably will later, but there's no way he's gonna run the risk of getting caught looking it up on his phone. Like–no. Never, thanks. Miss him with that particular little bit of "further proof of being a fake person" humiliation.

So it's . . . whatever, he guesses.

"Well, that's alright, we'll just have to catch you another time," Clark says with a polite smile that looks nothing like the one he was just wearing for Jon, and doesn't even fake like he's disappointed or like he's gonna miss him. Because like . . . why would he, after all?

Kon misses him all the time, but . . .

#kon el #clark kent #superboy #superman #superfamily #clarkkent-irons #wip: the one where kon's soulmark is fake

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mamawasatesttube · 3 months

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More for the ask meme! Young, Wild, & Free; Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride; and Green Light (last one by Lorde). I’d you can’t tell, I set my Spotify to shuffle and let it speak for for me

young wild and free!!! lets do some core four fluff that's a little bit about themes of growing up but mostly just about being silly and loving each other.

all of core four are pretty touch-starved i would imagine - kon and bart for obvious reasons (test tube, vr, etc), tim and cassie bc they were used to loving parents and now. well. oops. but so they're prone to just kind of existing in piles when they're all together just to hang out. i also don't think they drink often because neither kon nor bart can really get drunk and it's not that fun for them, but now and then it happens. so.

cassie gets some fancy themysciran wine as a present from donna for her 21st and they all hang out at the farm. bart tries to persuade kon to make crop circles with him. kon bonks him on the head and says they are not doing that to ma's crops. cassie laughs at them both and offers them some wine. bart tries a sip and says it tastes like betrayal and garbage, kon tries a sip and says ummm... well it would probably make for some real good cookin'!, and tim rolls his eyes and says he knows how to appreciate a red wine, at least, so looks like it's just him and cassie splitting it.

and then the scene cuts to: they've got a movie on, cassie is wine-tipsy and giggling at her phone while she texts cissie really bad pickup lines with kon's encouragement, kon and bart are sharing a bowl of popcorn (bart is fussing because kon's ttking half of the popcorn to stay stuck to the bowl for himself, despite bart finishing the other half in about 3 seconds flat), and tim...

tim is wine-drunk and on the verge of tears because krypto has chosen to snuggle up against his side. he's been chosen. by the pupy dog. he's sitting there with huge shiny wet eyes. he has not cried in at least 8 months. there's white dog hair all over his black pants. he's been chosen. by the puppy dog.

anyways bart gets a photo of his face and it becomes a meme in the young justice group chat. get dunked on idiot

#answers #clarkkent-irons #its a very lowkey thing so maybe not quite wild but i am very fond of the idea of tim getting teary over krypto cuddling with him #core four #im not fully satisfied bc they SHOULD do something wild. but also i think theres something sweet abt them getting a soft quiet night in #theres so much wildness goign on in their everyday lives its like. the REAL wild thing is nothing exploding sdkjfhakjsd #but still. can definitely workshop this. for more inanity #further shenanigans can be added. ill have to think on it #<- i say as if im ever going toa ctually write it #anyways skdfjkds whatever just have this mental image. the sillies #tim #kon #bart #cassie

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voxofthevoid · 3 months

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For the ship game: Chad x Ichigo, Ichigo x Uryu, and maybe OkkoIta?

Chad x Ichigo

Ship It

What made you ship it?

It's not something I actively ship, more like it's one of the many relationships Ichigo has that I'm happy to bite into. His relationship with Chad is pretty sweet and wholesome. The "bro I might jerk off" vibes are impeccable.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

It's their initial meeting/bonding moment that I really like, the way they kind of connected over their mutual desire to protect. Visually and emotionally, it's very well done, and I especially enjoyed how the way it's manipulated in the Fullbringer arc highlights its significance. In terms of relationship dynamics, they're fluffier than my preferred fare, but a bit of uncomplicated sweetness now and then is very nice.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don't know what's popular or not with this ship, and I don't have strong enough opinions anyway.

Ichigo x Uryu

Ship It

What made you ship it?

A fic, funnily enough. This story was something I read because I liked the author's Naruto fics and was vaguely familiar with Bleach. The romance in it is very minor, but I liked the dynamics. And I liked the setting enough to actually get into Bleach...and then I fell dick-first down the grimmichi rabbit hole. Still, Ichigo/Uryū was technically my first Bleach ship.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

Their personalities spark in ways I find interesting. Work in both their canonical partnerships and enmities, and it makes for a very fun cocktail.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don't think so! Same as above tbh.

Yuuji x Yuuta

Ship It

What made you ship it?

I'll ship Yuuji with anyone (well, any guy, unless we go the genderbend route with fem!Yuuji, in which case, bring in all the ladies) he has even the slightest bit of chemistry with, and Yuuta fulfills the criteria. They don't interact a lot in canon, but when they do, it's a nice mix of funny and cute and mildly fucked up—a good flavor.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

I think they'd be the kind of people who'd hang out together with low conflict levels and develop an amiable, if not particularly deep, relationship. Just something nice. Come to think of it, I don't care for Yuuji/Yuuta much as a serious ship, just as a fun, casual fling type of thing.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Let's be real, my top!Yuuji agenda and the fact that I'm primarily a porn peddler make every Yuuji ship I dabble in (except itafushi ig) an unpopular take. I regret nothing.

Ask can be found game here.

#clarkkent-irons #ask game

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dispatchdcu · 2 years

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Action Comics #1046 Preview: The climactic battle for the fate of Warworld is fast approaching, and the Authority is finally reunited…but no longer as allies! As Superman fights to retrieve a mythical ancient weapon that can free the people of Warworld, Natasha Irons, Midnighter, and O.M.A.C. fight for the souls of their own teammates. Meanwhile, in the Fortress of Solitude: it’s all hands on…

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henrycavillportal · 6 years

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Sim, era o Superman na cena com o Alfred, em Liga da Justiça! Os extras do filme mostram a cena com Henry Cavill e Jeremy Irons. #Superman #HenryCavill #MasterKent #ClarkKent #teamsuperman #dc #hero #ligadajustiça #justiceleague #filme #movie #DCcomics #zacksnyder #WarnerBros 📷 Rhea on Vero

#henry cavill #superman #masterkent JusticeLeague

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mikehgo · 6 years

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Joe Shuster died in #July 30, #1992, ironically, The Death of Superman was programmed for Superman #75, #november #1992, only four months of difference. This page was published inside Superman 73 #superman #jerrysiegel #joeshuster #clarkkent #kalel #krypton #metropolis #actioncomics1000 #superman80years #dccomics #dcuniverse #mikehgosupermancollection #instasuperman #instadccomics #instacomics #dcsuperheroes

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rolandbondoc · 5 years

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Iron Man : Bestside Comedy Festival Deadpool & Friends #deadpoolandfriends #spectaclepic #standupcomedy #marvel #dc #losangeles #marvista #deadpool #ironman #batman #robin #clarkkent #superman #harleyquinn #avengers #endgame #cosplay #wonderwoman #mystique #xmen (at Mar Vista, Los Angeles) https://www.instagram.com/rolandbondoc/p/BwcppCDgk4p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=27oo8lrniyus

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lairofwonders · 5 years

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I loved that I saw this at THE IRON LION when I swung by today. Love finding random Superman items! Thanks Shelby 😎 #Superman #ClarkKent #KalEl #Pin #LCS #LocalComicShops #ColoradoSprings (at The Iron Lion) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsRsTY1BI-l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=140fqzejs8kba

#superman #clarkkent #kalel #pin #lcs #localcomicshops #coloradosprings

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warstu · 6 years

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🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨🆘🆘🆘 Avengers Infinity War New LOOK At The IRON SPIDER-MAN!? Will Spiderman ACTUALLY Die? 🆘🆘🆘🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥 Watch Here Or Link In Bio ►https://youtu.be/55kCvo2MhTE ► 🚒🚒🚒🆘🆘🆘 CREDIT UNKNOWN PLEASE TAG #justiceleague #supermanreturns #superman #greenlantern #reverseflash #clarkkent #manofsteel #avengersinfinitywar #dceu #brainiac #venommovie #batman #dctv #warstu #ironspider #antman #thanos #flashpoint #tomholland #venom #spiderman #thanos #hulk #loki #spiderman #avengersinfinitywar #infinitywar

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mamawasatesttube · 6 months

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Top five headcanons for either A) Kryptonian Biology, or B) Kryptonian Culture

THEY CAN PURR!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am going to cat-code kryptonians so hard (well, catdog. dog software running on cat hardware?). they have to purr and sleep in little piles in patches of sunlight and also have tapeta lucida and weirdly mobile joints.

kryptonians have significantly less notable sexual dimorphism than humans. instead they've got a bidirectional hermaphroditism thing going on - they have both ovaries and testes etc, and hormonal cycles that dictate their oogenic and spermatogenic phases. (they're not ever oogenic and spermatogenic at the same time; it cycles.)

their cells, all of them but skin cells in particular, have aggressive genetic repair systems somewhat like a crispr-cas9 complex, to combat thymine dimerization and other potential dna damage from all the various forms of radiation they regularly expose themselves to via their [bonkers insane] photosynthesis. this is also why it's so hard to clone them from an adult; if the dna already has shortened telomeres that aren't "supposed to be" that short, the embryonic cells will simply apoptose en masse and the tissue will not develop.

tied to their bonkers insane photosynthesis: like humans, they have hemoglobin as the primary oxygen-carrier in their blood, but via whatever the fuck is going on that makes shorter wavelengths of light make their photosynthesis more efficient by many orders of magnitude, their oxygen efficiency also increases manyfold. this is why they still need to breathe under a red sun, but not under yellow ones - they do still need to breathe under yellow light, but not for several hours, as compared to minutes under red light. in this way, they are kind of like whales. in space.

when they've gotten a lot of sunlight to the point that their bodies' mechanisms of internal energy storage are saturated, they glow very slightly. it's particularly noticeable in the eyes, since the heat vision is a very easy way to expel energy. this is part of why they tend to wear glasses in civilian guises; blue light filters make it harder to notice any glow around their eyes after a long day out in the sun. also, glowing eyes are just sexy.

#answers #clarkkent-irons #kryptonians need to be able to creach and also i need to do something with all the bio classes ive taken yk

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suzukiblu · 7 months

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I don’t know if you’re still taking prompts, but if you are: Rao? Or House of El?

"You never even asked to see my soulmark," Lex Luthor says, raising an eyebrow at him. "So you know perfectly well that it's me on your chest, and I imagine you knew that before I even showed up here."

Kon wants to throw him off a building and listen to him scream all the way down.

Lex Luthor probably isn't the type to give a guy the satisfaction of screaming, though.

"Yeah, because I'm not completely stupid," Kon says irritably. "I was looking right at you when the stupid thing burned into me."

"I assumed, yes, since I wasn't the one looking at you," Lex Luthor says, then hums thoughtfully to himself. "'Burned'? That's a peculiar sensation for a soulmark to come in with."

"Maybe you're fucking peculiar, old man," Kon says.

"Coming from the one whose half of our familial soulmark is someone else's family crest," Lex Luthor says dryly, and Kon thinks longingly of very, very high buildings.

"I'm an El too, asshole," he bites off defensively, clenching his fists. He's not–he's not Clark's family, but . . . but he's that, at least.

At least for now, anyway.

Lex Luthor tilts his head and gives him an assessing look.

"I'd consider you a Luthor, myself," he says. "As would, again, the legal system. But I suppose one couldn't put 'El' on their Earth paperwork either way, now could they."

Kon doesn't have any fucking paperwork aside from his Cadmus file, but if he did, the only name he'd want to put on it would be–

Well. Definitely not "Luthor", that's for fucking sure.

"I don't want your fucking name," Kon spits. "I don't want anything from you at all, except for you to go the fuck away."

"Well, it's nice to want things," Lex Luthor says with a dismissive shrug. "Like to inconvenience the Big Blue Boy Scout, for example."

"Superman isn't actually gonna give a shit about this, you realize," Kon says. "I mean, he'll probably take back the 'S' and everything and never fucking talk to me again, but he's not gonna be upset about doing that. Like, this is in no way a win for you."

Really, Kon's pretty sure this one would count as a straight-up loss. Who the hell wants custody of their least favorite person's stupid fucked-up not-kid, anyway?

Lex Luthor gives him a completely blank look for a weirdly long moment. Kon bristles reflexively.

"My taking custody of you wouldn't upset Superman," Lex Luthor says like he's making a note and not just stating an obvious fact. "So in your mind, he'd just . . . write you off as compromised and be done with you?"

Kon doesn't see why he wouldn't.

He'll probably want the name back too, he thinks, and tries to ignore the way that idea clenches painfully in his chest. If Clark wants the name back, well–well, then it's only fair. He gave that name to some stupid pathetic kid without a soulmark that he pitied a little. Not to Lex Luthor's soulmate.

He doesn't actually know what he's going to be, though, if he can't be Kon-El or even just Superboy anymore.

Not a Luthor. Not that.

But . . . but he doesn't know, otherwise.

#kon el #superboy #lex luthor #superfamily #clarkkent-irons #wip: the one where kon's soulmark is fake

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mamawasatesttube · 2 months

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For the fic prompts: 52) “I Wouldn’t Change A Thing About You” with the Souperfam? Thinking about them again (<- Guy who’s always thinking about them)

👉🏾🥺👈🏾

“—in the originals, there were actually five different guys playing Darth Vader! They had the main guy who played him in the full suit, David Prowse, and then his stunt double for a lotta the fight scenes, Bob Anderson, but then his voice was James Earl Jones, obvie. But James didn’t do the breathing! That was another dude named Ben Burtt.”

Across the table, Kon pauses to suck at his milkshake. Kara swings her legs back and forth before hooking her heels back onto the bar on her barstool, humming. He was right; this place has really good fries. And the burgers are solid, too.

“That’s only four guys, though,” she says, counting them off on her salty fingers. “David, Bob, James, and Ben.”

“Yeah! I’m getting there.” Kon grins. He dips one of his fries into the pink swirl of his milkshake (strawberry, because he says he likes everything fruity). Kara wrinkles her nose. That still seems weird to her. But Kon pops it into his mouth, chews, swallows, and continues: “The last guy is Sebastian Shaw. Who was only Vader in two scenes! Although technically you could argue he was never Vader and was only Anakin, if the semantics of that mean anything to you.”

Kara has seen these movies a grand total of once. Very recently. As in, Kon got her to agree to watch all of them this weekend. As in, they finished watching Return of the Jedi about ten minutes before they came here for a late lunch.

“They do not,” she assures.

To her surprise, though, Kon deflates a little. “Oh.” He drops his gaze to the fries left in his basket, then looks up again with a grin that doesn’t seem quite as genuine. “Right, yeah, I’ve been rambling for a while, haven’t I? It’s probably gotta get boring to anyone who doesn’t have these movies literally uploaded into their brain.”

He laughs, but Kara doesn’t join in. She frowns. “I wasn’t telling you to stop,” she objects, and lightly kicks him under the table to accent it. “I was just saying the semantics don’t mean anything to me!” Another kick.

“Stop kicking me,” he pouts, so naturally, she kicks him again. “Linda!”

This time, when her foot connects with his jeans, it freezes in place. Kara gasps, then glares at him. She could probably pull free of his telekinetic grip, but that’d definitely take superstrength, and this diner might not look too kindly on a potential hole in the ceiling. “Let go!”

“Only if you stop kicking me!”

“Then stop pouting and keep telling me movie trivia!”

“You don’t have to say that if you’re getting bored!” Kon huffs. His glasses do nothing to hide the flush on his cheeks. “I know I get rambly sometimes. Blame Cadmus, they’re the ones who made me so good at being annoying.”

He grins again, but Kara’s not buying it. He’s not very slick about hiding that this is an insecurity, is he? He probably thinks he’s being slick. He’s not. It’s endearing.

“I don’t think you’re annoying,” she says honestly. “I like that you get enthusiastic about stuff. I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”

And then, because that’s embarrassingly earnest to say to her cousin while they’re in public, she has to follow it up properly, before she starts blushing too. Lightning-quick, she swipes a finger through his milkshake and dabs a dollop onto the tip of his nose. Ha!

Kon squawks. “Linda!” he protests, face even redder. He scrubs his hand over his nose, then licks the melting milkshake from his palm. “Jeez!”

Kara grins at him. “Your move, Conner.” As a concession, she dips one of her fries into her milkshake (simple and plain vanilla), then pops it into her mouth.

Kon huffs at her and makes a big show of rolling his eyes and scrubbing his face with a napkin. “Uncivilized,” he sniffs. But the telltale soft look in his eyes tells her she’s won, even before he opens his mouth. “Anywhoozies. So after the release of the prequel trilogy, George Lucas decided they needed to do some continuity edits on the originals, and there was a rerelease, and…”

#clarkkent-irons #kon #kara #souperfam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#infodumping is a love language and so is listening to an infodump #superfam

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mamawasatesttube · 2 months

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Kon and Cass…. The way they weee both created for nothing more than to be weapons. The way they managed to get out. The way they looked at Superman and Batman respectively, at their symbols and their legacies, and decided (and continue to decide!!) “this is what I want”.

I KNOOOW. the way they were both made to be weapons. the way they both strive to the biggest ideals imaginable. the way the symbols on their chests mean so much more to them than they can ever explain. they are SUCH a good duo they have so many parallels. also i'm always just soft for the way she likes to listen to him ramble and talk and joke. he doesn't try to make her talk more than she can, and she doesn't try to make him stop talking. it's just sweet. i love their friendship so much.

#answers #clarkkent-irons #cass #kon

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mamawasatesttube · 10 months

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Pls TimKon love square I love whdhsjwhehshs. The shenanigans they’d get into. Nerdy Conner Kent who lives with his grandparents vs rich boy Tim Drake. Tim is instantly smitten, but lacks any people skills so he comes off as his natural creep self. Meanwhile, Kon is trying so so hard to keep his identity an actual secret, so he judt blurts out random things as an excuse. A bad guy attacks and he’s like “I have the runs” and jets out without any explanation.

EXACTLY YOU GET ME. kon is so popular too but in the most funny bizarre wholesome way. like people will be like omg hey conner are you gonna be at the party tonight? and he's like nope!!! i already have plans :] my grandma and i are watching star trek and doing some quilting B) and it's just. wow he's so sweet... he loves his grandma so much...

meanwhile there's a b plot of tim slowly enticing him into joining his wizards and warlocks club. tim is very strange but somehow conner is a bit charmed by this.

but also kon definitely gets the zoomies. not even just as an excuse or just for this au. he gets the zoomies.

#timkon #answers #clarkkent-irons

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mamawasatesttube · 2 months

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RE: Kon and his curls. I do genuinely believe like, in the early days of moving in with the Kents, there was at least one time where he fell asleep after exhausting himself. Took a shower but didn’t bother doing anything to his hair, probably even left the window open so he could get a breeze in while he slept. Then he woke up the next morning to a mini lion’s mane.

Probably spent a good amount of time just sobbing, before Ma found him and calmed him down. Showed him what she used to do for Clark’s hair when he was a kid

LSKDFJSD YEAH!!! YEAH EXACTLY you get me. you get me

ma being like oh buddy. its okay. this has an easy solution. while kon goes NOBODY LOOK AT ME WAUGHGGHH is just so charming. like its funny but also its sweet and a lil touch sad bc i mean kon's vanity does stem from how he internalized that, like, his image and marketability is so important.

but also it's still funny to picture him refusing to come down for breakfast bc he's panicking and doesn't own any hats that would cover his hair bc he never wants to cover his hair. and ma and pa are like ah... we've been here before. sdjkfhjdks

LIKE... realistically he's probably had hair fiascos in hawaii too (like, saltwater AND high humidity? he's dried off after surfing looking real silly for sure.) but there's still something here. we can make a kon & the kents bonding experience out of this. i believe in us

#answers #clarkkent-irons #kon ttking his hair down into curls but he cant concentrate on it while also trying to eat breakfast. is this anything #kon

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mamawasatesttube · 2 months

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Clois for the ask game!!

also prompted by @tellthemhowihope !!

Headcanon A: realistic

lois once turned clark kent down because she was pining after superman. when she asked superman out, however, she couldn't understand why he seemed so sad about it. (they laugh about this, one day, much later.)

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

lois has threatened to get an adult-sized kiddie backpack leash for clark to wear to bed if he doesn't stop sleep-floating up to the ceiling and taking all the covers with him. ma thought that that was a hilarious concept and offered to sew it for her.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

clark has always been afraid of outliving lois. after doomsday, lois is afraid of outliving him (again), too.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

they do not name their fucking son after samuel fucking lane. Get Fucking Real dc. no way in hell lmaooo. i'd say they could name him after john henry instead but then it'd just be jonathan henry and that's too close to john henry so it's kinda dumb too lsdkfj

#answers #clarkkent-irons #clois #clark #lois #man my answers are getting shorter why am i SLEEPY. its only 9 pm....

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