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taizi · 7 months

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thank you for pulling me through

one piece pairing: brook & luffy word count: 2k title borrowed from precious love by james morrison smile again au

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[The livestream begins without any introduction, the camera stationed to that side so that the baby grand piano and the bench are both in profile. The Soul King himself is sitting in front of the keys, playing scales idly and humming to himself. He seems to be waiting for something.]

skuuuullj0ke Anyone know what this is?

gremlin energy✨✨ @ skuuuullj0ke check his pinned

existential dread but make it cute @ skuuuullj0ke probably an apology

A handful of angry bees @ existential dread but make it cute Apology for what??

A handful of angry bees There was a loss in his family

A handful of angry bees Get some perspective maybe??

existential dread but make it cute @ A handful of angry bees i paid like 200 dollars for my ticket and he canceled a week before the show

👻SOUL PARADE👻 @ existential dread but make it cute Literally his brother died whats wrong with you?

👻SOUL PARADE👻 @ existential dread but make it cute Also his team worked with all the event organizers to get everyone refunded asap so idk why youd choose to cry about money you already got back.

5924874392607 imagine spending 200 usd on soul king tix lmao

gremlin energy✨✨ @ 5924874392607 i think you’re in the wrong place actually

skuuuullj0ke Yikes

[A door somewhere out-of-frame opens with a mighty slam, and someone lets out an ‘oof’ as it presumably bounces back off the wall and knocks the wind out of them. Brook turns around on the bench to face the newcomer, an animated smile on his face. “So glad you could join us!” “Sorry, sorry,” a younger voice replies brightly. “Zoro went the wrong way and we ended up at a Mexican diner somehow. The food smelled amazing so we had to get some. And then Barto was there because I think he’s still tracking my phone? But he paid for lunch so that was cool. And I brought you some steak tacos!” “In that case, all is forgiven!” A teenage boy in a worn straw hat finally scrambles into view. He launches himself at Brook for a full-bodied hug that almost knocks them both onto the floor. Brook catches him easily and hugs him back with equal enthusiasm.]

clankclunk imagine being this extroverted 😭😭

Jen. I dont know who this child is but I’d die for him

⋆｡°✩lullabyparry⋆｡°✩ OH MY GOD ITS LUFFY!!!!!!!!

gremlin energy✨✨ He looks like hes doing a lot better !

A handful of angry bees Aww we haven't seen Luffy on here in ages 👒💛

Water 7 🔛🔝 Is anyone else worried about the dude apparently stalking his phone?????

clankclunk @ Water 7 🔛🔝 no that’s just bart. he’s weird but harmless.

existential dread but make it cute @ Water 7 🔛🔝 lbr wed all stalk brooks contacts if we could 💞

skuuuullj0ke We really really wouldn’t though

stream “1000 sunny days” album now 🔪 @ existential dread but make it cute hey mods come get this weirdo

👻SOUL PARADE👻 @ stream “1000 sunny days” album now 🔪 I wouldnt worry. His sister is the mod today and she wields the block hammer with an iron fist

⋆｡°✩lullabyparry⋆｡°✩ @ 👻SOUL PARADE👻 lmao our queen is in the room 👑🙇

[“Come sit, Luffy,” Brook says cheerfully. “Ah, but first, throw your bag as hard as you can that way so the food smell doesn’t distract me this entire time,” he adds, pointing off to the left. Gamely, the boy gathers his tote bag together in his hands and flings it with what appears to be all the strength he can muster. It clatters noisily against something off-camera and there’s a deafening bang. “Perfect!” Brook declares. “Ah, wait, I forgot that was Sanji’s stuff,” Luffy says. “He’ll get over it,” an unnamed person replies off-camera.]

Jen. RIP whoever sanji is 🙏

skuuuullj0ke So much chaotic energy, so little time

clankclunk Luffy’s been here for 1 minute and already something is broken. New record??

[Moderator] Nami 🌊☀️ @ clankclunk Not even close.

newname92 Woah when he threw the bag and his shirt fell open for a sec

newname92 Did anyone else see that crazy scar????????

A handful of angry bees @ newname92 You know what, I'm not even going to bother explaining why that was an insensitive question, because I’m not actually your kindergarten teacher

[“My manager as well as the rest of my team have been very forthcoming about my recent absence,” Brook says, seeming to address the thousands of people watching the stream for the first time. “I know that the cancellation of my Sunny Days tour was a disappointment to many of you, and I’m very sorry for that. You know by now how important it is to me to be able to share my music with you all. But I do not regret it, because as much as I love the stage, my heart lives at home, and home is where I was needed.” Luffy leans against him, his head barely making it to Brook’s shoulder. He lays his own fingers on the keys and starts up a stumbling rendition of Binks’ Brew. The musician’s more practiced hands guide him along patiently. “While there was plenty of anger to be heard from a number of you,” Brook goes on, “mostly your voices poured out to my family in sympathy and support. Your kindness means more to me than I can explain, so I’ll simply say thank you, thank you, thank you.” “Thank you!” Luffy adds. “I always said Brook’s fans were the best.” “That you did,” Brook confirms cheerfully.]

stream “1000 sunny days” album now 🔪 Not me literally tearing up in the break room rn

👻SOUL PARADE👻 Oh OK cool I’ll just sob horrifically into my pad thai then thanks so much Soul King

clankclunk HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL WHEN THEY EXIST

⋆｡°✩lullabyparry⋆｡°✩ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Water 7 🔛🔝 Ive only been a soul king stan for like 2 days but already i would give my life for this family

stream “1000 sunny days” album now 🔪 @ Water 7 🔛🔝 welcome to the crew 🏴☠️

[“So the reason for this livestream is not to apologize,” Brook says. “But rather something more personal. Today marks the very start of a brand new year, and also the birthday of one Ace D. Portgas—the first birthday we find ourselves celebrating without him.” “Ace can’t be here anymore, but he loved a good party,” Luffy pipes up. He’s still smiling, but some of the energy is gone from him now. His hands are in his lap, no longer tripping merrily across the keys. “We’re gonna make sure he hears it from wherever he is. Marco and Thatch and everybody’s gonna be there.” “That’s right! But the party is later. For now, I’d like to play him a song.” “A birthday song?” Luffy asks. “His favorite,” Brook confirms. He begins to play without further ado, accompanying himself as he sings a slow, acoustic version of James Morrison’s “Precious Love.” Luffy watches him with wide, lamplike eyes, expressive face strangely unreadable. Brook’s voice swells and fills the room. [CAPTIONS] 🎶 I was so lost, didn't know what to do with myself. I was my own worst enemy, I was lost and oh, I needed help. Then you came along, and saw what state I was in. You picked me up when I was down, showed me how to live again. 🎶 A young man with hair dyed vivid green comes into frame, but only to sit on Luffy’s free side with his back to the piano. His face can’t be seen, and he doesn’t offer any obvious condolence or comfort; but he sticks his elbow out, and Luffy immediately loops their arms together, and that seems to be more than enough. There is movement from elsewhere in the room. The light shifts as the door opens again, and shadows move across the wall as the three by the piano are joined by an unknown number of other people. Luffy looks up and whoever he sees makes him smile. Brook continues singing, soulful and slow and golden. [CAPTIONS] 🎶 I say thank you, for pulling me through, I'm a lucky man. I didn't know what life was, but now I understand. 🎶]

Jen. Okay i did some googling. I dont really follow artists personal lives beyond what they share on their own social media bcus its not really any of my business

Jen. But goddamn this is sad

skuuuullj0ke @ Jen. Bro I cried so hard when I found out about the accident i had to leave class

stream “1000 sunny days” album now 🔪 @ Jen. No joke. Some of my friends met ace backstage once during brook’s sabaody tour, the second night of the oakland show, but i never got the chance. Still, his entire familys grief was so raw and horrible, i know in my heart he must have been like a really really wonderful guy

gremlin energy✨✨ Ace is in a lot of the older videos on this channel, those are still up

gremlin energy✨✨ I’m not saying go be super weird about it but if you watch like 2 of them you’ll understand immediately

Water 7 🔛🔝 @ gremlin energy✨✨ Ace was brooks brother?

A handful of angry bees @ Water 7 🔛🔝 Not biologically, but yeah.

gremlin energy✨✨ @ Water 7 🔛🔝 They all sort of adopted each other. Even Ace and Luffy aren’t biologically related but that’s so much a non-issue that i cant remember the last time it ever came up

⋆｡°✩lullabyparry⋆｡°✩ @ Water 7 🔛🔝 they’re family

clankclunk I didnt know this was ace’s favorite song. I didnt even know this song existed. Adding it to everything as we speak

👻SOUL PARADE👻 @ clankclunk This cover might be the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard

skuuuullj0ke @ 👻SOUL PARADE👻 FR like i want to be respectful but i also want this version released on spotify asap 😭

Skeletons on parade The way they talk about ace like hes just somewhere else is kind of beautiful

owl be back 🦉 @ Skeletons on parade they’re throwing him a birthday party 😭😭😭

clankclunk @ owl be back 🦉 love isn’t past-tense

[When the last ringing note from the piano fades, Brook looks down at Luffy and says, “What did you think, boss?” Luffy rubs his face with the heel of his hand, which is the only indication he’s been crying. Arms come around him from all sides, half a dozen faces spilling forward to hold him. The green-haired boy beside him gets squashed into the group hug before he sees it coming and no amount of flailing gets him out of it. Brook laughs above it all and flops over to splay his weight on the top of the pile playfully. The piano keys give a jarring clang when someone’s elbow lands against them. A knee slipping from where it’s braced on the bench is all it takes for the entire group to go down in a tangle of limbs. A woman with long black hair is the only one aside from Brook who remains upright, effortlessly graceful. It’s her arm around Luffy’s shoulders that keeps him from falling, too. “I loved it,” Luffy declares, in response to Brook’s unanswered question. “Ace would have loved it, too. Can you play it again?” “Until my arms fall off,” Brook agrees at once, already fanning his hands out over the keys, as if there’s not a bunch of people bickering noisily and wrestling with each other on all sides of him, just out of view of the camera. Luffy grins and says, “Louder this time!” The music that starts up is boisterous and triumphant and raucous—less of a bittersweet remembrance, more of a call for everyone to join in at the top of their lungs. And that’s exactly what everyone does. Clambering upright to hold onto each other, their voices ringing off the walls. The words of the song are clearly familiar to every one of them. The act of screaming out the chorus together is even more so. This was their brother’s favorite song, and they sing it like they mean it. [CAPTIONS] 🎶This is precious love, it’s precious love. No, I can't let it go. This is precious love, and it’s teaching me, everything I need to know. 🎶]

skuuuullj0ke Raise your hand if your singing along 🙋

gremlin energy✨✨ @ skuuuullj0ke ✋✋

stream “1000 sunny days” album now 🔪 @ skuuuullj0ke My coworkers hate me but ✋

👻SOUL PARADE👻 @ skuuuullj0ke ✋😭

⋆｡°✩lullabyparry⋆｡°✩ @ skuuuullj0ke 👐👐👐

Skeletons on parade @ skuuuullj0ke 🙋🙋

clankclunk So now im supposed to go to dinner with my friends and act like im not a fundamentally different person after this????

Water 7 🔛🔝 @ clankclunk 🤝 I SEE YOU BESTIE I KNOW YOUR PAIN 🫂🫂

Jen. They’re laughing and being silly on his birthday. Idk its just rly nice. Its like proof that the good things can outlast the bad

A handful of angry bees RIP Ace, I hope you had even half an idea of how loved you are

clankclunk @ A handful of angry bees He must have known

clankclunk @ A handful of angry bees Look at how goofy his family is. Theres no way they loved him quietly

skuuuullj0ke He knew 🧡

#one piece #opfic #soul king brook #monkey d luffy #my writing #op #smile again #this was my first attempt at a media fic so pls be gentle #@ everyone on ao3 who has read it already thank u so much for ur kindness #i was so nervous to post this ksgsgjhsg

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the-sleepysiren · 5 months

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🎲? 👀

You spun the wheel and you got....

Esther | She/They | H.Sneasle

Lovely young lady with too much chaotic energy - who few years ago graduated Black Jack and became a worker so far her track record is very good. Shes very friendly and loves partnering up with people if they let her too. She specializes in closer combat so creatures tend to not want to add her in teams. She tends to bounce between two forms when expressing excitement which also includes hunting shadow pokemon.

Forgot to add: designed by originally @boxylocks

Original image below

#sleepy yawns

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strawberryblondebutch · 2 years

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You have any music recs for workouts? I've been feeling lethargic lately and tired of my own go to music and want to try some new things!

Of course I get this ask right when I'm on a sad music kick (dw, mostly just want to go through a bunch of artists' full discographies and I'm smack-dab in the middle of Elliott Smith rn) so I forgot all the high-energy music I listen to

To start off, although I love proggy, mathy, chaotic stuff in my everyday life, I've found that it's actually horrible workout music, because exercise is about finding a consistent rhythm, and you're not going to get that with songs that flip from 9/4 to 7/8. The exception to that is probably Hail the Sun, I do like them when I skate.

The hockey/softball life means that I have two main exercise modes: one to increase my speed and agility and one for strength training and conditioning, and they have different soundtracks.

For speed training, it's all about uptempo fun stuff. I've found that Senses Fail has the exact energy and tempo that works really well for me (especially the re-recorded version of "Free Fall Without a Parachute"). Pop punk and easycore work well too: Four Year Strong, Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!, Hot Mulligan, Motion City Soundtrack, Meet Me at the Altar. I've been getting really into MOTHICA recently, and I think The Menzingers are hit or miss, but I'm partial to "The Obituaries".

Strength and conditioning, I need to get into that rah rah muscle man energy, and my music tends to reflect that. Heavy, pounding garage rock does the trick. Royal Blood has been in the rotation since 2014, as has Atreyu ("The Time is Now" was my softball walk-up song all through undergrad). Highly Suspect is up there, as are Thrice's post-reunion albums. I love all of grandson's music, but his earlier singles and EPs are better for getting me in that mood.

I hope this helps! Normally I'd have a playlist to offer up, but I'm actually in the middle of redoing all of mine

#answered

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saheira-dreams · 3 months

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22/01/2024

Happy belated new year!!!

So I was abroad this holiday and basically FORGOT that Tumblr existed and that I had even started a blog which, now that I think about it, really annoys me. Like, how do I forget about something like that?

Anyway, school started a couple weeks ago and I'M WRITING MY IGCSEs THIS YEAR. I have like 8 months left which actually seems like such a short time and I'm not JUST a science student so if you put together bio + chem + physics + comp sci + HISTORY (there's an actual shit load of content there) + all that french VOCAB + those 15 poems for literature which I haven't touched since last year along with a novel, and two other plays we'll be doing this year, all for literature, I get a TON of stuff of study.

And because it's our IGCSE year, our teachers are taking things really seriously-- we've got afternoon lessons and Saturday classes. This is all really hectic and tiring but you know what?

I actually enjoy it.

I feel like, we're making valuable memories which I may think back to a decade later. Who knows where I'll be?! My friends and I try to be there for each other, make jokes, chat in between (and sometimes during) classes, pass notes and just have a good time together through the dreary lessons. Honestly, when I think back on it now, the events of today, of Saturday, of Friday last week, my heart feels...warm?

I don't know if it's like 2024 energy or something but I think I decided to better myself, for myself. I started journalling, I think. I made a pretty cover for the month and a habit tracker to track my daily goals like drinking more water, studying and reading every day etc. And honestly, I'm not doing too bad. I was pretty consistent in recording during the week and only did none of them on Sunday which is now my only weekend day so I shall forgive myself for missing Sundays.

I've been obsessed with green and stem academia more (I even edited my intro). I don't know why, green academia kind of just resonates with me and STEM academia just gives me motivation. For the longest time, I just didn't know what I wanted to do, despite taking quizzes and stuff, but finally decided that I would be a doctor or somewhere near to that. But I didn't know what kind of doctor I wanted to be, nor did I have any motivation, and STEM academia just gives me an insight into the life I may lead by pursuing medicine which gives me motivation to work hard now rather than to regret it later and get a life I will be proud of. Chaotic academia is still a part of me, no question! I'm generally chaotic so my lifestyle just has chaos integrated into it. I can't get rid of it anytime soon XD

Anyway, that was a long rant. I'll try to post more often so that my posts will be shorter and not as long as this XD

To all the students out there, good luck with your studies, exams, homework and school life in general!!

#academia #studyblr #student life #green academia #chaotic academia #stem academia #stem student #science student #first post of the year!!#long post #i should be studying #sorry for the rant #oh well #good luck on achieving your goals!!!#chaotic

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rocketdive · 1 year

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mcr/bmth report (kinda)

wall of text under cut

also no, this wasn’t we were young fest

queueing so i can think about it later

mcr finally happened after hanging on to those tickets for 2 years

Honestly was not expecting them to be so incredibly good live, idk what i was thinking

i also went to do something on the way to the concert and ran into someone i kinda know

ootd: (when you wanna be a nerd at 6pm, but have an mcr concert to attend at 7:30 pm)

too lazy embarrassed to do emo makeup in public

also fuck when i got to the venue i probably chose the longest line for the loo and the slowest merch line

really wanted to get that bag (and i did)

got a bag for me bag as well

talked myself out of getting a shirt tho

was it worth 1.5 hrs tho

literally was in the merch line for both openers

also me yelling at one of the dudes to get the plastic merch bag XD ...because he was about to refuse it

when i finally found my seat, at least the girl in front of me was totally rocking out / seemed pretty cool even tho we didn’t talk

we didn’t get gerard way’s fashion show (i think???) for my date, but dad hat came out

also i am not used to his speaking voice

Gerard way has some absolutely feral screams

^ an entire mood

He had some programming thing to add microphone effects, which was cool

Also the whole time i was just like…. I’m also in the same room as frank and mikey and ray!!!!!!

(lmao finally seeing thee mikey fucking way in the flesh)

Ray jumping around

Ray kneeling while doing his guitar thing at the end

There was that one song where gerard was trying to get ray to sing along as well

we also sang happy birthday

stoked that we got vampires for that date

Backdrop changed 3 times? There was 1st to curtain drop reveal of the backdrop, and then lights on for the backdrop

ALSO HOLY I DIDN’T REALIZE THE ENTIRE SET WAS 20 SONGS NO WONDER IT FELT SO LONG

didn’t run into my brother’s ex lmaooooo

honestly was kinda saving energy for bmth / made the wrong shoe choice and entered me back hurty time :c

anyhoos

bmth was really good

like REALLY good

i think that might be an understatement

tb very h i enjoyed bmth more than mcr

their video was ON POINT

Like at points they instructed the crowd to form a pit or sit down

"Illegal substances are strictly prohibited, please consume them immediately" (something along those lines)

honestly really glad that my friend was being an enabler / & that i actually went

Was watching some recording of the NY show and they didn’t have confetti to open

Also the confetti was heart shaped (but i couldn’t tell from where i was)

And then red streamer confetti during throne

at some point, oli acquired a light up devil horn headband and he put it on

It also flashed

Oh apparently oli had bloody makeup or something but obvs couldn’t see it

the girl next to me was really cool! and peeps in front of me were totally vibing

Can you feel my heart into happy song is such a mood

Ngl, the newer songs / post that’s the spirit were kinda…weaker with the crowd

Except maybe teardrops? Dear diary? Maybe parasite eve?

Sandpit turtle shadow moses was so good live

Kingslayer was a rave / literally oli calling it a rave song

Also not me and temp concert buddy doing the babymetal parts of the chorus lmaooooooooooo

Accidentally butt recorded most of diamonds

Also wtf they played diamonds

(i cannot remember lyrics part 65431235768767)

Follow me was acoustic

Lgbtq flag ^

Forgot which song towards the end, oli was telling people to get on each other’s shoulders

Mosh pit for knocked loose was just as described/expected

Literally first song starts and their vocalist is calling for a pit

imo, GA went harder in the pit during KL than bmth

i’m going to put “saw kl live and was completely ok” on my resume

ok coz everyone talks about how ridiculously chaotic kl is, to make an analogy in terms of spice tolerance level, -> handling the spice level is not an issue for me, it’s just not a flavor i really like or dislike, but also a flavor that i would be ambivalent about/wouldn’t mind trying again IF it just happened to present itself to me (as in, i wouldn’t go seeking it out, but would be down if it was just readily there)

Honestly the pits during bmth looked weaker than the ones for KL

esp the one where oli was doing the whole “PUSH IT BACK YOU PUSSIES”

(also for the record i did not get a GA/pit ticket because i am a pansy / was recovering from mcr/ I’M GETTING OLD)

i didn’t realize Grandson was so openly political

I think some dude in a wheelchair crowdsurfed during his set?

Siiickbrain had some pretty sick vocals / screams

10/10 would do it again

#mcr #bmth #thank you for coming to my ted talk #where i ramble #A LOT #putting this in the queue so that it pops up when it does

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scattershotthoughts · 1 year

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I posted the other day on a different site about the fact that the Vyvanse my doctor put me on has had the wonderful effect of lowering my executive dysfunction to a point where I now am able to Do Things (TM) with an ease that I've never had before. I spoke about how it improved my life So Much.

Then I mentioned that it didn't really do much for the memory glitches as evidenced by the fact that I forgot about the ice cream I'd bought as treat the day before.

It was meant to be a funny post, a gentle jab at the fact that while life was becoming easier I was still the slightly scatter-brained human I'd always been.

The responses I got floored and humbled me.

Everybody who responded was within a ten year range of my age. One person got diagnosed through her school when she went back to continue her education in order to advance at work. Another has been on meds for a while (she's on the younger end of the age range) and recently had her meds changed around, she talked about her struggles with executive dysfunction throughout her life. I joked with someone else about how laundry only took a few hours from thought to completion, not three or more days! And I actually put clothes away instead of just leaving them in a pile! We commiserated about what university might have been like if we'd had these meds instead of the chaotic shit-show it turned into.

I was PM'd by a friend I'd not seen for years talking about how her diagnosis (made in the last six months, on meds for two months) has completely changed her life, her anxiety is almost completely gone, she's got more energy since it's not all going to trying to just keep up, and she's just overall happier. We gushed about how planners aren't just a record and reminder of failed or missed deadlines but actually useful for planning your days! She's a couple of years older than me.

I'm 51 (yes, born 1971) years old and was put on meds six months ago. Every person I chatted with was raised female. Let that sink in. In 1971 they were barely acknowledging that it was a thing that existed in boys, let alone girls, and even through the next few decades after that it was still seen as for boys that "can't sit still". It's been said that girls mask better but up until recently nobody believed that it was a girl thing (not to mention throwing any kind of non-binary gender identity's into the mix) in the first place.

I'm seeing so many people with adult diagnosis that have immensely improved their life who wouldn't have even been looked at ten to fifteen years ago.

#ADHD #adult diagnosis ADHD #there are more people than you might think

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notmuchofatail · 1 year

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Wednesday, November 30 -- SWYNRP Character Wishlist: A list of 10+ characters you’d like to see in the RP (for you to play or someone else!)

1. Cash; I literally have his entire app written out (#Foxandthehound2foramerica - it’s been 2 years). I was going to pick this man up before he even had a skeleton. Cash has been a hovering entity for idk how long. It became an even deeper thought when someone mentioned b-coops as a perfect FC (and that’s my dude. I used to have a running joke of always having a Bcoops FC in my old RPs) However, I decided against Cash a) because I thought it would have been better to bring him in with a Reba and to link up their stories, and also because at the time, his story seemed a little too similar to Dodger’s. The second one...doesn’t exactly apply anymore. But.......I shouldn’t get another character. I LOVE HIM THOUGH.

I’m begging you. Take him from me. TAKE HIM. Look I even made a little banner to show how much u should take him. Adopt him. JUST TAKE HIM.

LOOK AT HIS FACE. LOOK AT BRADLEY COOPER (A Star is Born, Bradley Cooper specifically). LOOK. GET HIM AWAY FROM ME.

2. Fawn; Another one I have the basis of an app written for. But we know my track record with women (aka for some reason I have none) so therefor SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD BRING THEM YEAH? C’mon. She’d be fun. She’d be great. We need Chaotic-Good energies in the house.

3. ....Look - I’m still 100% saying someone should pick up Roger Rabbit - I just think it would be incredibly funny and I don’t think (?) we have a skeleton for him yet so like. World is your oyster. But imagine him being some kind of weird magic that allows him to fuck with the world kind of like a cartoon so he can have those over-exaggerated, cartoony, over the top moments, you know?

4. Piglet: This is just me selfishly wanting more of the Hundred Acre crew on board. There’s only 3 of us. I think that the series is full of wonderful characters and Piglet is a perfect diverse character who I think would be a wonderful addition and like... be friends with greg pls.

5. On that same token - I stopped doing this either out of choice or simply because I forgot but when I first started writing Greg, I’d force him to answer starters/be places because I gave him an NPC friend who was outgoing and friendly and did everything and dragged Gregory with. That friend was ‘Chris’. This was always a super lowkey NPC variant of Christopher Robin and so I think it would be delightful if someone brought the real Christopher Robin too. Obviously it also doesn’t have to do anything with the previous mentioned tidbit - but I just think he’d be a neat character.

6. Iago. I loved Iago. I love everything about Iago; his skeleton drew me to him the second it was posted and I ended up getting him twice but... He’s too big of a potential baddie for me. I lovingly accept the supporting artist category - and therefore big villains don’t work well with me. Now, technically Iago is a support/side character but - we know damn well he wants the world. He’s the true brains of the operation. He knows what he wants and he’s a powerhouse with SUPER COOL MAGIC. Someone please get him.

7. Similarly - It’d be cool if someone got Camilo. I have nothing to do with the Madrigals but like Iago, I just think mimicry is some of the coolest magic. Camilo is actually like....... my compromise in theory because he’s everything I want in Iago (aka the cool powers) but without the big character energy that always knocks me with Iago. I also love a sarcastic fuck mama’s boy. I won’t do it though - no.

8. Give me the baby;

9. Do we seriously not have any Lilo & Stitch characters?? What are we DOING. Doesn’t someone feel so inclined to get Stitch!? (okay I know some of you are traumatized but we can REBRAND. We can MOVE ON). Wouldn’t stitch be a fantastic little demon monster (not literally) to run around Swynlake? I mean please... imagine them vs most Swynlake disasters.

10. Pascal - please. While I don’t have the trio of characters that all had tattoos and the two of them that were tattoo junkies that would have severely benefitted from this - Gregory still has tattoos (and may or may not be working towards an entire sleeve slowly but surely but you didn’t hear it from me) and c’mon. I have ONCE AGAIN BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS.

#bdrpwrimo #bdrpwrimolauren #this list gets more unhinged every year I feel

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useless-les-bien · 5 years

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girl you looking fine! and i’m just you know...just...just trying to know if i can hit it from behind tho.

#this chaotic leo energy i cannot #rizha #tamara ronchese #rizhaedits #myedits #tamaraedits #skam españa #joana bianchi #forgot i had this screen recorded from that day lol #crisana #croana

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neutronice · 2 years

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A (probably not) comprehensive list of things Yuuri Katsuki did that broke Victor Nikiforov’s brain

There is a very very good reason that Victor Nikiforov falls so hard for Yuuri Katsuki. Honestly, I don’t think Victor stood a chance against this level of precious cinnamon roll chaotic good energy.

Walks away without a word when Victor offers a “commemorative photo”

Has dance battles while in various states of undress at a schmancy banquet

Dry humps Victor’s leg and begs him to be his coach

(Disappears off the face of the skating earth)

Skates a perfect copy of Victor’s free program

Runs away from Victor’s attempts to seduce him (despite said dry humping)

Only wants to eat katsudon with him if he wins “Onsen on Ice”

Katsudon is my Eros!

Sneaks quad Salchow lessons from Yuri Plisetsky behind Victor’s back

Gives him a surprise hug and called himself a tasty katsudon then delivers the sexiest On Love: Eros ever

Touches Victor’s hair whorl

Runs away from Victor (again) when he tries to talk about relationships

Goes airborne when Victor asked “what do you want me to be for you?” then just wants Victor to be himself

Charges into Victor’s bedroom late at night when music is complete

Ignores his coach telling him to downgrade the jumps in his program with an innocent rebellious smile on his face after he did it.

Declares his undying Victor love on live television

“Never take your eyes off me.” just before his SP

Breaks down crying just before his free skate, yells at Victor for being stupid

Touches Victor’s whorl again and pats him on the head just before the FS

Throws a quad flip into his free skate

Grabs Victor’s tie and pulls him close when Victor is not paying enough attention

Sends Victor back to Japan to be with his sick doggo

Asks Victor to be his coach until he retires

Demands that Victor take him sightseeing in Barcelona

Buys them matching “good luck charm” gold rings

Puts ring on Victor’s ring finger in a church

Actually forgot the dry humping and dance battles

Attempts to end coaching relationship in the middle of the Grand Prix

Beats Victor’s world record

Decides to stay in competitive skating “at least one more year”

(Probably) asks Victor to skate as a pair to “Stand by Me” for the exhibition skate

#victuuri #viktuuri #yoi listicles #yuri on ice #yuuri katsuki is a cinnamon roll #how is he so precious #yoi meta

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pyroclastic727 · 3 years

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Notes from the crossover panel

Watch it here

Matt looks forward to the role reversal where Anne takes care of the Plantars

Anne’s parents will be fully-fledged characters and core cast members

Amphibia and Earth time travel at the same rate

Clip from Amphibia Season Three

“Marcy’s alive. She’s just gotta be. And with her and Sasha still stuck over there, one thing’s for sure: we gotta find a way back.” -Anne

Anne hides the frogs in the trash

“Oh, and I’m not gonna tell them that I plan to go back and stop Andrias. Or that Andrias betrayed us. Or that Marcy did. Or that Sasha did. And not a WORD about my weird glowing blue powers!” - Anne

Sprig doesn’t know what the blue powers are

Polly says that they’ll fix Frobo up in no time, and then meets a furby

Anne’s dad passed out when he saw Sprig

Anne’s parents have Thai accents!

Anne’s dad doesn’t like her hanging out with Sasha--a scene that was supposed to be in Reunion before being cut for time

Crossover Table Read

Dana and Matt have been anticipating a crossover table read for a while

“If you wanted me to help, you should have mentioned something two apple bloods ago” - Eda, to Luz

Hooty was a kitten, apparently

“I can’t believe it- another Anne? And better dressed!”

Anne called Luz her “bestie”

Sprig thinks that Maddie Flour would love to meet Luz

Eda likes Polly’s “chaotic energy”

“kid friendly hellscape on top of a giant carcass” Bonesborough is officially a carcass

Anne wants a sleepover with Luz

EDA AND HOP POP ARE FLIRTING I HATE IT HERE

Anne and Luz have a dramatic sleepover breakup and the voice actors strongly imply that we should make sleepover AUs

Anne, to Luz: “Never give up! You can do it! We’re both gonna get home, I just know it.”

Luz: “You’ve got that right. Take care, Anne! I love your hair.” gayass

Eda stole Hop Pop’s wallet

Amity, rehearsing talking to Luz: “Hey, Luz? Remember that kiss thing? Well I don’t! We can just go back to normal! Hey, do you wanna help me study, for, uh...Titan, I forgot what kind of magic I use!”

Q and A

The hardest part of this for Brenda Song was to visualize the world and “enter” it

Marcy’s death and Anne’s relocation shocked Brenda Song, as did the character development

Justin Felbringer sees himself in Sprig’s adventurous nature, how he jumps into things and quickly makes friendships

Justin Felbringer loves Sprivy and finds them adorable. His favorite thing is their similarity in interests and passions

Bill Farmer related Hop Pop to onion layers and enjoys adding to Hop Pop’s character

Bill Farmer thinks that Hop Pop was right to bury the box, but not to keep it a secret. (It’s notable that Anne intends to keep her Amphibian life a secret)

Amanda Leighton is proud that Polly has legs, and that her adventures have given her metaphorical legs and growth

Sarah Nicole Robles was surprised by how emotional Owl House got to go with Luz; the character is mostly an open book and doesn’t keep secrets

The most challenging acting, for Sarah Nicole Robles, was Luz in the season 1 finale, due to the action scenes. She does not want to show the efforts (action grunt noises) on camera

Brenda Song says that her efforts are elegant, while Sarah Nicole Robles says hers are...spit-covered

Matt Braly can do the cartoon head shake sound. He is very good at it.

Brenda and Sarah struggle with drinking and eating sounds sometimes

Brenda Song recorded in her closet during covid, so a lot of the sounds had hanger effects

Wendie Malick finds it relatable that Eda “dances to her own drum.” She likes seeing Eda’s hodgepodge family as an example that there’s a place for everyone. It’s a reminder for everyone: figure out what makes you uniquely you, and spend time with people who celebrate and empower that

Eda is a sassy badass, yes Wendie said that, yes they blooped it out

#amphibia #the owl house #amphibia spoilers #amphibia season three #amphibia season 3 #amphibia s3

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symphonicmetal101 · 3 years

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Over-Tired OM Boys HCs

Here's the initial thing that got me started thinkin bout the boys, but here ya go-

Lucifer

- this man, once he hits overtired, is extremely gullible, which is why he locks himself in his office until hes done what needs to be done

- also cannot keep a train of thought for more than 20 seconds and it drives him nuts

- and then he loses his focus even more because he's upset

- you tried knocking on the door once, and told him when you closed your eyes, you couldnt see and needed to go to the doctor

- man went from frustrated to concerned in a heartbeat, only after opening the door realizing how foolish he had just come across

- but now the door was open and you had access to him, and reluctantly he let you drag him to bed

- Will deny it ever happened, and if you bring it up, expect a punishment.

- Though he is grateful you made him rest so he would not become the laughingstock of his brothers

Mammon

- over tired bby will ramble until he forgot what he was talking about and space out for a solid ten seconds before snapping back

- it doesnt matter if you're listening intently or only half listening, he makes no sense what so ever.

- If you can record him without him noticing you (which is easy to do in this state) and play it back once he's rested he's either facepalming and blushy for the nonsense he spewed or he managed to pick out what he may have been trying to say and gets super excited, going off on another more understandable tangent.

- Gaming is a priority

Levi

- Sleeping is not

- Levi usually ends up just tired, not wired but dear lord when he does-

- All that energy and passion he pours into the way he speaks about anime and manga?

- Its physical now...oh and hes slightly more extroverted

- Though its a rare sight, over tired Levi works out and rambles about whatever it was that made him stay up that long, and hes doing it all in your room

Satan

- Over tired Satan is a rare sight, though it happens often, as he holes up in his room

- He gets an impulse to clean, and will tidy and clean and organize his books, though it never lasts

- and theres no escape, he will start crying if he feels you arent paying attention or if you're about to leave

- Depending on who you are, he either becomes 10000000% testier, or hes a giggly mess, there is no in between

Asmo

- Finds everything funny, but will get pouty if it came from someone he doesnt really like

- Over tired Asmo is rare, likely the rarest of all the boys to see, save for Barbatos

- but he is a chaotic little fucker

- dear god

- He will raid the fridge and pantry worse than Beel, specifically when hes on a diet-

- Then MC you're either in for one hell of a story from Asmo, most of them his not-so-proud drunk moments that he never talks about for that reason but he cant stop himself-

-his laugh sounds even more high pitched than normal, and a little maniacal, and he finds everything he says hilarious

- you will go on an adventure probably

Beel

- spaces out randomly, and also cries easily, dont point this put to him and say yes to his adventures, he'll change his mind a thousand times on the way- just go with it

- overtired Beel happens quite a bit, usually after the victory of a game and the adrenaline starts to wear off- and then he still has stuff to do

- but instead of "oh" and maybe a small laugh when he realizes what happened its more ".....oh" and then he looks like he's having an existential crisis

- you will have to physically lead him to bed after that, he's too busy thinking and slowly eating whatever is in his hand

- he snacks to keep himself awake, and poor himbo man is even more gullible than usual

- will want to cuddle, but wont ask when hes like this

Belphie

- out like a bulb immediately

- The Avatar of Sloth? Over tired? yes it happens unfortunately-

- He gets even grumpier than usual because he can’t sleep

- Then at night its just restless tossing and turning

- yes even the seemingly flawless butler gets overtired, but opposite of Asmo, he is far better at concealing it

- Usually happens when he intentionally sleeps through important meetings and days for Lucifer back to back to back

- It’s another excuse to hold you though, so he might make himself over tired more often

Barbatos

- You will see him stifle yawns

- And when given instructions, his eyes widen slightly with concentration as he whispers the instructions over and over under his breath so nobody can hear, but its clear his lips are moving

- he cannot be bribed

- he can be intimidated though, and how you ask?

- “threaten” to go tell Beel or Dia because you know full well if they were asked, they would carry Barb back to his quarters if you can’t do so on your own-

- no he will not sleep

- Usually that’s enough to convince him, but you have to stay near to make sure he doesn’t leave until he’s well-rested, otherwise he’ll leave as soon as possible and try to get back to work

- buuuut if you’re “on guard” or in bed with him- well he might have a few extra minutes or hours to spend with you

Diavolo

- overtired Diavolo is rather rare, as Barbatos is very strict with the prince's schedule

- Still though if Diavolo truly wants to keep going...all Barb can do is prepare for the future

- Which uh...just means being able to drag the prince to his quarters

- If you thought he was lively before, being overtired is kinda like giving caffiene to a squirrel for him

- Until he suddenly crashes....which, depending on how you like his company, can be unfortunate as his kick can last for hours

Simeon

- Simeon goes into zombie mode when he's overtired

- He hates to admit it, but it tales every oumce of strength to not fall asleep in the middle of classes

- Not that Luke would let him

- He's a little dazy, a little slow, but even just a power nap gets the angel going again

Luke

- Babie boy, don't stay up with the big kids-

- an overtired ten year old follows a certain progression

- grumpy, denial in need of sleep, chatterbox, chatterbox, chatterbox, chatt- oh he fell asleep in the middle of his sentence

- will not acknowledge anything in the morning, even as he walks out of his bedroom instead of the random place he slept, instead carrying on the conversation he left half finished the night before

Solomon

- hah

- he has spells

- who needs sleep?

- bastard also pushes himself too far, but disguises it with more ease than anyone else, at least until its just the two of you

- He tends to run his hand through his hair more often, fidgets more

- hes a little jumpy too, so continue with caution if you dont want to be turned into a frog-

Anyways, I know its been a hot minute since I posted anything really uh...substantial? I guess this will have to do?? I'm going to be travelling for a bit, so I apologize for slow updates, also dont have the patience to make a queue

Thank y'all for supporting me anyways, it means a lot!! Keep an eye out for the next OC Hunger Games~

Love ya!!

Masterlist

#obey me #obey me shall we date #v talks #obey me! shall we date?#obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me luke #obey me scenarios #obey me thoughts

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allensimpsforcorpse · 3 years

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𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎? 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚊𝚠. | c.h

Pairing :: Corpse Husband x F! Reader

Requested :: by Anon

Summary :: In the middle of pre-stream Proximity Among Us, reader's ex asks everyone a question that Corpse and Reader took as a chance to jokingly destroy him

Warning/s :: Crack fic, Swearing, Corpse and Reader making fun of Reader's Ex, Ex is named after a friend of mine lol

A/N :: I absolutely adore this request! I certainly had fun writing this, thank you for requesting, Anon! I hope it was worth the wait! Taglist (for all my future Corpse fics and my one multi-chaptered fic) and Requests are open

Drabble is inspired by this tiktok!

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I laughed as (y/n) continues to sing Let It Go from Frozen purposely out of key, making it hard to properly do the Calibrate Distributor task due to how hard I was laughing at the moment. Thank whoever is up there that we were not streaming at the moment, god knows how much I will be teased or be called a simp by my fans for what is currently happening. I can hear some of our friends laughing as they got close enough to hear her singing and I even saw Toast slowly back out of the electrical!

Finally, I finished my task and started to run out of the room. As much as I adore being around her, her singing will make it hard for me to finish my tasks. I know she's one of the imposters, she told me so earlier, but decided not to kill me. Instead, she decided to distract me by singing disney songs out of key and damn was it working perfectly.

Just as I was about to start my Simon Says task, a meeting was called. At first I thought (y/n) had finally gotten bored and killed me, but I was, luckily, mistaken. Everyone started asking what's up until Ryan cleared his throat to signal that he was about to speak. Ryan is a small music based streamer and is (Y/N)'s ex. I was a bit skeptical of him at first when we first met but gave him the benefit of the doubt after (Y/n) reassured me that there was no hostility between them and that they broke up on equal and mutual terms.

"I have a question for you all, it's important." he said. He sounded serious, but we all know he's not. We can clearly hear him trying to hold back his laughter. Now, what does this man have in plan? It better not be another earrape, I swear to god-

"Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?"

"Nope. Absolutely not."

(Y/N)'s quick answer sent us all into a fit of laughter, I could practically see Ryan's jaw dropping at her answer. I slammed my desk a good couple of times before trying to regain my breathing. Everyone else were still laughing as Ryan struggles to form a reply after that. And to make matters worse, or better, I decided to join in.

"I hope it sucks whatever you're going through"

My reply sent the group into another laughing fit and I would be anxious of crossing lines if Ryan's laugh didn't join them. Even all the way here, I could hear (Y/N) laughing from the other end of the hallway of our shared apartment. Through the call, I heard Jack say something along the lines of 'I hope it sucks?' in between his laughter. And just as everyone is calming down, (Y/N) strikes again.

"I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life"

"I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you"

At this point, I think (y/n) and I will end up killing our friends with our comments. Even the two of us were having a hard time holding back our own laughter! Ryan wasn't able to do anything other than laugh alongside us, probably in disbelief as his own plan backfires. He clearly forgot how chaotic (y/n) can get and with me around? Double Trouble. Although, (y/n)'s last comment may have been what hit the last nail on our coffins.

"I can't wait to go through your funeral knowing that I could've changed that outcome"

We were all wheezing and trying to catch our breath as we laughed, some of us has resulted to banging our desks like me. Even (y/n) was laughing just as hard, tho I can feel tge smug energy from her as her comment almost turned everyone into Chrysippus. I could hear Ryan trying to form out a sentence in the midst of his laughing spree. Man, now I wish we were streaming or at least recording for, maybe, a video. This was a great moment to keep around.

"Dude, I just wanted to know if you would be there for me!" Ryan wheezed out, practically laughing his lungs out.

Eventually, everyone calmed down enough for all of us to catch our breath for real. Only a small laugh and giggle here and there are left, I couldn't keep the smile off of myself as I finally notice that the meeting that was called has long since ended and our characters are all just standing in the cafeteria. I quickly got away from them, wanting to fully catch my breath without bursting into another fit. I see that (y/n) followed after me, her cute giggles echoing in my headset.

Taglist :: @apple-slice-of-your-laifu-blog

#corpse husband #corpse husband fandom #corpse fic #corpse husband fanfic #corpse husband fanfictions #corpse husband imagine #corpse husband x reader #corpse imagine #corpse x you #amigops

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yuunemi · 2 years

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A SLUMBER PARTY WITH SUMMER

SUMMER TROUPE SPECIAL!

PAIRING : SLIGHT! MUKU SAKISAKA X FEM!READER

GENRE : FLUFF

C/W : Nothing Much. Just Tooth Rotting Fluff!

LIBRARIAN’S NOTE/S : this was made on a whim—I was supposed to be sleeping, but I felt like writing, so here ya goo, this ended up being longer than expected. don’t worry, you have the same age with muku here

NOTES & REBLOGS ARE ALWAYS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED ^^

It was late. Very late. You were the only one awake right now. The Summer troupe decided to have a sleepover in Muku’s and Kazunari’s dorm. You, their ever so close friend, was invited, well more like you happen to be hanging out in the room when Kazunari suddenly decided to host a slumber party, Summer Troupe edition. This took a lot of convincing on Tenma’s and Yuki’s part. They thought it was childish at first but they ended up obliging to it anyways. It was tons of fun, despite how late the night was, their energy just never seem to drain. Not until a pillow fight was instigated. Totally not because Kazunari just suddenly throwing it to Misumi, but the said Trianglian ended up throwing it to Yuki. Who in turn decided to throw it Tenma just to annoy him. Now the said leader went “What the hell was that for?!” and then threw the pillow back at Kazunari. “This is all out war!!” The said Instablam Influencer declared. It was all laughs and shouts. You didn’t participate much since you were busy recording it all, but that didn’t excuse you from getting hit. So let’s just say the whole recording was well, chaotic. Soon enough it died down, and right now here you were, unable to sleep, very wide awake.

Looking at everyone was so endearing so you took a photo of it BUT you forgot to turn the shutter sound off so SNAP! This alarmed you and your face legit went, “Oh My Goodness! Please don’t wake up—“ Fortunately for you, they were dead asleep, well except for a certain pink-haired prince. He got up and saw you awake, “Y/N-san?” He asked while yawning, “Ah. Sorry for waking you up Mukkun.” You apologized. “It’s fine Y/N-san, don’t worry about it!” He said with his signature cute smile. “If you don’t mind, but why’re you still awake?” He asked while approaching your spot to sit next to you. “Nothing much, simply can’t sleep. I’m usually still awake at this hour so I’m not surprised I’m not yet sleepy.” You answered, making sure your voice is not too loud. “Usually me and Kyuchan would drink warm milk when we had sleepovers like this and couldn’t sleep. Juchan would always accompany us to make sure we don’t hurt ourselves.” He said, “Wanna drink warm milk then?” You offered, “E-Eh?! But what if they catch us and we’re still awake?!” He panicked softly. “Relaxx, we should be fineee, plus it’s a weekend, I bet you Itaru-san is busy gaming with Banri-san right now.” You assured the pink boy. Standing up you offered your hand and him accepting it.

You both ventured off to dorm’s kitchen, much to your surprise Omi was still awake, contrary to that, you anticipated that Chikage would probably be outside working if he didn’t have any “business trips”. “Oh. You two are still awake. I thought all of you fell asleep when the shouting died down.” Chikage commented, “Yeahhh—I accidentally woke up Mukkun while taking a photo of them sleeping.” You admitted awkwardly to which the cabbage head chuckled in response. “You two need anything?” Omi asked, “Ah…we were hoping for some warm milk.” Muku answered. “Sure, let me handle it.” The brown haired adult said. “By the way, Y/N, you said something about a photo, do you mind sending it to me later?” Omi asked, “Yeah sure.” You said. Then silence fell. It was a bit uncomfortable since you weren’t very close with the other members of Mankai but thanks to the warm milk finally finished, you could brush that feeling off now. While drinking, the warm milk, you and Muku would start small conversations here and there and if the topic was something the two adults could relate to, they’d butt in for a bit too.

After drinking the warm milk and thanking Omi, you two decided to go back. Only to be greeted by the Summer Troupe with questioning faces. “Looks like you two finally came back from your date!” Kazunari teased. “E-EHHH?!” The both of you said in unison, “We just went outside to drink warm milk!” Muku ended up exclaiming with his terrified looking face while his cheeks were as red as Sakuya’s hair. “Looks like fairy tale boy had fun. Bleghh! Couple things are gross.” Yuki said with his deadpan face. “H-HE-HEY WE WERE NOT—“ You were gonna say something but Misumi just had to throw his triangle pillow at you. “No fair! You guys had fun without us.” He pouted, “Yeahh! You broke the unspoken and sacred rule of sleepovers!!” Kumon argued. “THE WHAT NOW?!” You exclaimed. “You guys need to be punished.” Tenma said, “Oh look. The hack finally spoke up.” Yuki commented, which earned a “hey!” from the leader. Then soon enough, everyone was wide awake and more chaotic than ever. This—This night is indeed gonna be a veeerry long night.

!! DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE ELSE !! THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YUUNEMI !! IT DOESN’T CLAIM TO OWN THE CHARACTERS THAT BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS !!

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jujutsu-headcanons · 3 years

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Gojo Satoru general headcanons

Let's get one thing clear: this man is absolutely chaotic. He is always full of energy. His energy levels never reach below 50%. He is loud and proud, always running, and never takes a minute to relax.

Do not give him Monster. Shoko did that once and it took her forever to get him off the ceiling. Also, avoid caffeine. Shoko replaces his normal coffee with decaf and he still hasn't noticed the difference. Keep it that way.

He was the class clown when he was younger. He wasn't exactly a trouble maker, but he may as well be. I cannot word that sentence and I am sorry. Next.

All of his teachers assumed he never listened in class, so they always called in him when they thought he wasn't paying attention. It still shocked them every time he rattled off the correct answer.

Not only did he answer the question correctly, but he could also explain his reasoning behind the answer, and if it was multiple choice, explain why the other answers were wrong.

This tall man child would march up to the board and absolutely fill it to the brim with work, turn around, drop the chalk-like a mic drop and walk back to his desk with the smuggest look on his face.

That doesn't mean he did the work tho

Idk how schools in japan work but we all know schools in America only care about the amount of work you do and not what you actually know so we'll use that for the sake of the headcanon: he had straight D's bc he never turned in his work

Despite not doing the work snd goofing off, teachers actually really liked him

A lot of people liked him and he was super popular, but he still felt alone

Fake friends, you know how that works, he didn't meet any real friends until he became a shaman

Clean freak. This dude actually makes his bed. He scrubs his bathroom twice a week. His desk can get cluttered but he straightens up once a week. He's not exactly a germaphobe because

He cannot respect your personal space and that's actually canon but let me take it a step further

He's a slapper. Especially when he laughs. It doesn't hurt, it's playful dw. He hugs you from behind especially when he's cold. He picks you up and carries you around. He will grab your wrist, arm, or hand and lead you around even if you're following him. He lays his legs across you or lays across your lap. Puts his head on your shoulder. Platonic cuddling between friends is mandatory. He's just so hands-on it's ridiculous.

Unless you explicitly tell him you're uncomfortable he won't stop

Don't worry, if you aren't in that type of relationship, your no-no square is safe. Except, if you seem chill, he will slap your ass regardless of friendship status. His ass is also slappable. You can't tell me Geto and Gojo didn't run around slapping each other asses, okay

He was weird and scrawny as a child. He didn't start beefing out until he started training to be a shaman and he's still kinda smaller than most beefy boys

He can pick you up and throw you around easily. He carried around a 170 pound Yuji like a sack of potatoes and can easily carry around three times that weight

It's amazing he's so tiny because you remember 2014 Shane Dawson making all of those wack ass desserts that was just s pile of chaos wrapped in chocolate?

He can eat every last bite of one of those monstrosities without getting a stomach ache, gaining weight, or dying basically

He knows bc Yuji dared him to do it

He has really cold hands and feet

He sounds old. Let me elaborate. He's constantly cracking his joints. They also creak when he moves. He complains about body pains like he's 80 y/o

He also shares wisdom with the kids as if he's actually 80 y/o

It's irrelevant advice that doesn't make sense but is also useful. Megumi can't count the number of times he's asked Gojo for feedback on his technique but had been told to remember to chew 40 times or never go to bed angry

Starts off sentences with "now son" and "when I was your age"

He uses his blindfold as a headband when he wants his hair out of his face. He also uses headbands as... Headbands... When he wants to wear sunglasses but get his hair out of his face

He owns so many pairs of sunglasses but he always wears the same pair

He's only bought a handful of them himself, most of them are gifts

No one knows what to get him for Christmas or his birthday bc he has everything, so they resort to sunglasses

His favorite pair is a pair that Shoko and Geto bought him as a gag. He thought they were dead serious, though, so he wore them around for a month

They were heart-shaped, rose-tinted glasses

Can you believe this man doesn't use any gel or anything to keep his hair spiky with the blindfold on? It just naturally defies gravity when the blindfold is on

Tell this man he's pretty because he already knows. He's narcissistic but not the cringy kind

Photogenic as hell. Takes great pictures from any angle.

He gives everyone a different story as to why he covers his eyes. Sometimes he says it's because his eyes are too pretty and are a distraction. Sometimes he says it's because the sunglasses/bandages/blindfold look cooler than his eyes. Sometimes he says it's to protect the six eyes from seeing things he doesn't want to see. The world may never know

He's tried covering his whole face before, but he thinks he's too pretty for that. He at least wants one of his many amazing features to be shown at all times.

So about his driver's license;

He knows how to drive. He can be a good driver. When he wants to be. He just doesn't have a driver's license.

Now he TELLS people he just never got around to getting one, however, there's a rumor he lost it due to too many parking tickets

It's amazing the only tickets he's ever gotten have been from that and once he got caught without a seatbelt; he would have gotten out of that one if he hadn't been flirting with the police officer so bad

This doesn't stop Gojo from driving places though

He steals Ijichi's car a LOT and Ijichi DOESN'T KNOW HOW like??? The windows are never broken and it doesn't look hotwired-

Gojo has a key

You're not even supposed to be able to duplicate car keys but Gojo did

Also; none of the first-year trio knows he doesn't have a driver's license, though that much should be painfully obvious

He whips around corners, speeds up at yellow lights, goes "watch this" and does a donut, it's just a mess

The poor students have to sit in the backseat too. Just imagine Megumi with all three seatbelts around him like that one meme.

He thrives off of Nobara and Yuji screaming from the backseat, and he can see Megumi being smooshed because he thought the middle seat was the safest through the rearview mirror

Which he doesn't even need because of the six eyes

Despite being such a reckless driver, he knows when danger will happen, so he's never once gotten in a wreck

He blasts the radio, which makes up for the driving.

Has a habit of getting in a car and ending up in the McDonalds drive-thru

Steals other people's fries and keeps the fullest one for himself.

He was rebellious as a kid and teenager, but hey, at least his juvie record is sealed

He's been detained and in the back of a cop car many times, but the reason was never really bad enough for him to be arrested. Mostly he's just being mouthy. And the time he got caught spray painting on the side of a building. And that one time he and Getou hopped the fence to get into the local pool. And that other time-

It got worse after Getou wasn't around to get him out of trouble. Suddenly, breaking the rules wasn't fun anymore and he mellowed out.

Tried alcohol and cigarettes before he was legal. Decided neither was his thing, however, he did start drinking occasionally when he was legal.

He's a fucking chaotic drunk. Oh my god he's absolutely feral

Most bars in the vicinity know him by name and they sigh whenever he walks in

Shoko is his emergency contact. She hates it

Shoko has to drag drunk Gojo home at least twice a month and is not happy about it

Once she left him in an alley. He made it home okay so she guesses it's fine

Once he got so drunk he spilled beer on his sock. The thought the fastest way to dry them was by sticking them in the microwave. Forgot about it until someone asked, "Who the fuck is cooking socks???"

I feel it important he was in the break room of the local grocery store and no one knows how he got there

As he was escorted out he stole a grocery cart and rode away in it while singing Don't Threaten Me (With A Good Time) by Panic! At The Disco

He has no alcohol tolerance at all what so ever

He will literally just stare at you and giggle

It's funny he's really flirty but also doesn't seal the deal. Literally, every woman in that bar is willing to get in his bed but he declines every offer. No one knows why

Its because he respects women

He helps his students break the rules as long as they're within reason. Once night Yuji was really hungry and after having a temper tantrum he couldn't order Uber eats bc the school is supposed to be secret Gojo helped sneak him out to get food. Who needs curfew anyway.

The shirts in his closet range from like twenty bucks to the iconic rich bitch shirt the kids ruined in that one chapter we all know the one

He still wears that by the way, he calls it "art"

When he was younger, Megumi drew a picture of Gojo being eaten by his shadow dogs. Gojo found it and now it's framed in his room.

He keeps up with current trends and memes like no one's business. This is how he bonds with his kids.

Don't call him old, but also, he'll tell you to respect your elders it's a mess

He has a lot of games on his phone. You can usually find him holding his phone sideways playing some RPG game he probably spent too much money on

He did hop on the Pokemon Go hype train but after becoming overpowered he got bored

This happens to a lot of games. He pays way too much money, gets to be the strongest in the server, and gets bored

He likes games where you can kill other people's troops and likes to watch as they lose all their power

I canon him as being borderline sadistic

This is why he's Sakata Gintoki reincarnated

White hair, sweet tooth, black leather clothes, dad vibes, never takes anything seriously bc when he does he's scary as fuck, the works.

He is Sakata Gintoki

He liked Gintama growing up. He watched a lot of iconic shows as they aired. He considers himself an og

He's hella bilingual

Because he's the strongest he goes overseas for missions a lot. Because of this he speaks a lot of languages and knows a lot about international cuisine

He takes pictures of himself eating disgusting foods like snails. He never likes them but he loves the idea of Nobara gagging back in japan

Has paperwork sitting untouched on his desk from three months ago that he will not touch for at least another three months

Does the crossword puzzles in the newspaper every week

Uses humor as a coping mechanism and it honestly just became a personality

Constantly popping his joints. I'm sorry if you find this gross I too find it gross.

Probably brought home every stray animal he ever met ever until he was at least like 22 y/o

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hi I saw this on my dashboard can you ship your mutuals with idols you think they will fit best

oh god HI ANON 🕵️‍♀️ i’ve been seeing these on my dash too GHEHEHE this is so cute except you’re asking the wrong person since i feel like i’m so new to tumblr and know nobody 🧍🏻‍♀️ but anyway imma do u one better and write some fic ideas based on what i think their relo would be like 😳

@yerion ship her w jyp obviously 💪 she always talks about how she wants 2 be an idol so she can have a whole ass delicious record executive in her dms??? duh??? the math be mathing 🥵 #enemiestolovers #agegapau #ive never noticed how beautiful his eyes are au 💓 i bet she would like rock up to the jyp building and be like hey give me a contract and the man would be completely enamoured by her at first sight and she’d be like 😍 ure so rich daddy 😋

@seungstarss heeseung it’s heeseung OF COURSE IT’S HEESEUNG i gotta give my girl full rights to her man 😭 no but idk heeseung is such a quiet kind of nice that i feel like sei and him would make such a cute couple 😭 LIKE I SWEAR THEIR LOVE STORY WOULD BE SO CUTE AND FULL OF FLUFF like maybe sei would lowkey like one of his friends until one night she needs help and he’s the only one that pulls thru for her #theyre in an friend group and they’ve never been alone tgt until one night and she’s like damn actually he’s kinda cool and cute but wait y is he looking at me like that au or maybe #neighbours au IDK JUST SOMETHING WHERE HEE LIKES HER FROM AFAR

@vmpnoo i…. i wanna say sunoo so bad EXCEPT THIS BITCH IS LITERALLY A HORROR/GORE WRITER AND SHE STANS THE FLUFFIEST FLUFF BALL THAT IS KIM SUNWOO?????!!! SOMETJING AINT CLICKING 😭😭😭 so maybe it’d be like an opposites attract au but tbh i also see fray with like niki cause they’re both chaotic af like i can see fray scaring the shit out of niki bc she finds it funny 😭 she’s legit gna wake up in the middle of the night and be standing over his bed dressed up as a masked killer and threaten to stab all of his lil plushy toys HAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHA #romcom # chaotic evil (her) vs chaotic good (niki) couple dynamic

@hoonsilk OUR KDRAMA QUEEEENNNNNN SHE DESERVES ALL THE ROMANCE JSDKKDD SO IMMA SAY SUNGHOON SINCE SHES PROLLY GNA KILL ME IF I SAYANYONE ELSE BUT ALSO IM GETTING A JAY VIBE TOO (ik …. giving up my own bias for u… that’s how u know i love u) BC JAY IS GNA GIVE U ALL THE ROMANCE U NEED!??? he’d literally plan out all the coolest most thoughtful little dates omg bye i’m jealous now—

@wonvelvet YEONIEEEE OMG THIS IS KINDA HARD SINCE WE ONLY JUST MET 😳 BUT IK U LOVE JUNGWON AND U ALR GIVE ME BFF ENERGY SO IM TOTALLY CONVINCED U GUYS WOULD HAVE THE MOST ENERGETIC ADORABLE RELO EVER?????? gotta be liek a school au where yeonie is the new kid and jungwons is the student president and he has to give u a tour and then uh oh he accidentally leads u the wrong way and now you both have detention bc turns out he’s dumb af and doesn’t know his way around the fucking school 😭😭

@twilightau i think it’s cos i read ur godly prince au series but i see u with a tall handsome prince gentleman THATS GNA TREAT U RIGHT AND FIGHT OFF OTHER SLEAZY ASS MEN 🤺🤺🤺 SUNGHOON IS OBVIOUSLY A PRINCE AND HES GNA TAKE CARE OF U SO WELL HE’LL LITEDALLY TREAT U LIKE A PRINCESS #royalty au DUH

edit: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE I WAS THINKING AB WRITING MOOTS AND I TOTALLT FORGOT ABT MY READING BESTIES

@miiiwaa THE LOML IM HANDING OVER NERD!HEESEUNG LITERALLY CHERRY/HEE SHDKEKKFKSJX HOW CAN I NOT when i feel like ud treat him so well and give him all the reassurance he needs

@jaeyummies WHERE ARE U U WERE MY FIRST FRIEND ON TUMBLR AND NOW YOURE GONE 💔💔💔 heart been broke so many times but anyway you’re the kindest sweetest soul you’re literally my aussie bestie so duh duh duh i ship u w jakey!????????? i’ll gladly be the third wheel and we can all take trips to bunnings and muzz with the eshays on the train 💪

p.s. here’s to a year of more interaction ❤️❤️❤️ HOPEFULLY ONE DAY I CAN DO A PART TWO OR SMTH…….. hoping to get to know more people around here on engene tumblr so if you’re reading this pls don’t be afraid to reach out ☹️💓💖💞

#MY FIRST ASK GAME??? EEEK IM SO HAPPY WTF 😭#ask #ask.misc ♜#moots ☽#moot games <3

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