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anxton · 1 year

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#cats and guns #important stuff

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blueiskewl · 1 year

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Ukrainian Special Forces Cat

Everyone doing their part!

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cat-cosplay · 9 months

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"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey. Say again."

"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey."

#mike echo oscar whiskey #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #fan art #top gun #military alphabet #meow

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carriejonesbooks · 1 year

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How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety And Other Ridiculous Books

This week, we venture aware from the world of self-development and into the world on the weird because we honestly just need a break. Hopefully, you’ll be along for the ride. DOG TIP FOR LOVE This week’s advice is via Sparty who says, “You know, if you love squirrels, it’s okay to love squirrels. Love who you love, man. Or, you know, just love the squirrel you’re with.” LINKS TO LEARN…

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#carriejones #cats and guns #dog #dogsaresmarterthanpeople #dogsaresmarterthanpeoplepodcast #ridiculous books #self improvement

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 11 months

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He broke through to the surface, taking large desperate gasps of air before getting sucked back beneath by the current. Danny fought against the water as hard as his little paws would allow.

Just when he felt all hope was lost and he was sinking, a large hand enveloped his entire body and hefted him back into the open air. Shivering and coughing out water he didn't catch whatever the man had said. He continued shivering violently as the guy wrung out Dannys fur.

The mans hands were warm despite the brown leather gloves covering them. They made Danny feel comforted and energized almost as if the man had...oh gods! He did! The man had ecto inside of him! Thank the ancients! Now he just had to stick with glove guy and he could recharge! It would be slow but still!

"Here we are little guy." The man said and Danny noticed all at once that the man had been walking the whole time Danny had been stuck in his head. He looked around and noticed the Animal Shelter sign in front of them.

No. No! Danny needed to stick to this guy if he ever hoped to become a human again. But despite how he dug his claws into the flesh of the mans exposed arm and yowled the man in the red mask managed to get him lose and left him in the care of an animal social worker.

Danny was checked out and placed in the tiny jail cell alongside other kittens and cats, many who were scared, miserable or just desperate for love and attention. This of course meant he needed to plot a jail break. Fortunately, he could still used most of his powers but without any ecto around he would have no way to recharge them outside of food or indulging in his obsession.

Needless to say Jason was a little startled when he woke up the next day to not one, but five little kittens meowing at him for food. He swears the one sitting smugly on his chest is the same one he dropped off at the animal shelter yesterday, but that couldn't be right...

One call confirmed it. All of thier animals had escaped last night and there was a suspiciously animal sized arch taken out of the wall with an unknown tool. Demon brat would be delighted at the news.

Unfortunately for Hood the smug little black cat he rescued yesterday had decided that his shoulder was the perfect perch and stayed there more often than not. Little guy got into food often but refused to eat kibble and any attempt to get the kitten away from the mashed potatoes resulted in violence or density shifting to get back to the food.

At this point danny almost didn't care if he returned to being human so long as he got to eat more of his humans cooking. He swears Jason is magical because everything he makes tastes amazing

#dpxdc #prompt #jason todd #danny fenton #danny phantom #catfic #fanfiction prompts #prompts #batman #red hood #danny was practicing shape shifting in his parents lab but accidentally actived a portal gun as a kitten #then bam hes in gotham and drowning #danny gets a silly name as a cat #phantom is no longer able to protect Amity which leads to the ghosts escaping a wreaking havoc on the world #which leads to the jl/jld getting involved and shutting down the portals and arresting or killing the Fentons and Vlad #danny loves Jason mashed potatoes okay he will commit atrocities for them #damian adores tiny kitten danny #danny has blue eyes and black fur prime adoption bait

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theeretblr · 7 months

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Hey Tumblr! Lately, I've been enjoying using social media for the first time in a while! Tumblr has always been a nice cozy (and often chaotic /pos) place for me. I am looking forward to posting here more! :D

Also, have some cat photos

#good to be back!#cats #Goose #Mouse #Crumb?#she counts as a cat right?#Crumb with Gun #i have tried to make this post like 6 times but Tumblr kept glitching out #i hope it's not made the same post a bunch without me knowing #anyway #cats!

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flixleoz · 9 months

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sonic art dump (again)

#i’ll finish some of the sketches eventually. i think.#sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #blaze the cat #burning blaze #rouge the bat #miles tails prower #amy rose #werehog #blazamy #sonadow #my art #doodle #WIP #cw gun #tw gun #they don’t even. look like guns but just in case

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lackadaisycats · 1 year

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LACKADAISY - coming Wednesday, March 29th to YouTube! Watch it here.

#lackadaisy #lackadaisycats #lackadaisyfilm #cats #1920s #gangsters #2danimation #indie animation #tommy gun #animation #animated film #animated pilot

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shiftythrifting · 11 months

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She’s not listening.

#shiftythrifting #submission #thrifting #cats #books #guns #satire

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funzos · 2 years

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The Hug

30x30 tufted piece, will be making more little hugs either with tufting or using the design for other stuff

insta ♡ twitter ♡ shop ♡ prints & stickers

[ID: Tufted rug of two cats hugging each other, one cat orange and it is seen from the front, showing a relaxed expression with its eyes closed, the other cat is brown and seen from the back. The background is hot pink. End ID]

#tufting #tufting gun #rugs #cats #cat #textiles

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wcsprites · 2 years

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in light of recent events

#OKAY OKAY IM DONE #from here on out i give everyone permission to gun me down if i post anything remotely tumblrclan #tumblrclan #twitter #tumblr #twittypet #warrior cats

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puppetmaster13u · 7 months

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Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods.

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.”

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.”

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxpj #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #billy batson #Danny was adopted by Clockwork who is the origin behind Kronos #Oh they're both orphans? No one to take care of them?#Goddamnit Clockwork you made sure Ellie found them didn't you #Liminals are hidden from monsters thanks to feeling like them & the dead #CW: If they won't take care of their kids then I'll give the lil demigods to my favorite son :)#The JL finding out Billy is a child: You need a guardian- how could we let this happen #Billy: Actually my older sister has looked 12 for the last 100 years and my younger brother looks 20 so that's very human-ist of you #Percy peering out at some camp people who are trying to see if he's home: MA There's some weird ass cats outside!#Percy: Am I allowed to throw the pool at them 'cause they aren't taking no for an answer #Danny teaching the kids how to use powers: Alright and now we're going to your other dad and moms to learn magic #Danny: And how to shoot a gun in Val's case because I will forget gun safety #Everlasting Quartet #Phantastic Four #“Hey Marvel how do you know that info about Dr Fate he looks so pissed??”#“Oh one of my parents know him and they don't get along so now we always take the chance to call him a lil Bitch but politely”#Percy: Billy if you can summon lightning and I can control water can we combine them #Billy: One way to find out- hey Daaaaan #Camp people trying to find Percy: Wtf wtf wtf #The pantheon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRONOS HAD ANOTHER CHILD?! WHERE?! HOW!?#Clockwork: Look at my Favorite Child who doesn't Fuck with the Timeline or are Raging Hypocrites & takes care of his kids #Clockwork curled up with Danny & new grandchildren in his chest like a mother crocodile: Everything is as it should be :)#Marvel: Look at my lil brother isn't he adorable he's a year younger than me but takes more after our other mom #Percy: Hi Mr Aquaman I can control water & talk to fish and was wondering if you have any tips #“Marvel we're going to die-” “No we're not lemme call my big brother- if he can destroy the timeline he can fix it” “If he What”

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im-sorry-what-ii · 5 months

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i love icemav fics bc youll read one from mav's pov and itll be all 'ice is so hot' and 'ice is so confident' and then youll read the same thing from ice's pov and internally hes shaking like a soggy 12 year old out in the cold

#icemav #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #theyre just precious to me can you tell #wet cat ice ftw

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ricky-mortis · 7 days

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