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ruporas · 1 month
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dragon meat, you, and me
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movedtodykedvonte · 10 months
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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asavt · 10 days
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Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...
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astearisms · 8 months
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fionna and cake drawings before and after watching the episodes so far. it’s nostalgic and somehow cathartic and poignant and relatable and—it just started
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FNAF movie “Mike” and Vanny talk about the Mimic..
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mipexch · 5 months
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dinner (?) plans
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zosanbrainrot · 5 months
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this is how I see them
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xitsensunmoon · 9 days
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Moon using every trick in the book to lure you in bed...
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to sleep :(
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cherrytraveller · 1 year
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can’t have SHIT in this family
Twitter || Ko-fi || Instagram
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im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti
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wasyago · 11 months
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the brainrot won
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ladysqueakinpip · 4 months
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what started as the desire to draw The Donnies in their Iconic Purple Jackets just devolved into Donnie's Bizarre Adventures
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daftmooncretin · 4 months
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just found out janice rand was communications officer on sulu’s ship the excelsior. they will not escape the bestie allegations <3
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anna-scribbles · 4 months
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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)
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filurig · 6 months
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instructional booklet for basal and listless ceteceans feeling like looking for porpoise
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ingoodjesst · 1 month
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have you put the pieces together yet, detective
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