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weirdthoughtsandideas · 3 years

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How I would rewrite Violetta

TL;DR: Less lies, still a lot of drama. Also everyone is bisexual, because I say so.

~Season 1~

Okay the biggest thing here is that Germán knows she goes to the studio already from the beginning

He also knows Angie is her aunt - however, Violetta doesn’t know.

When Angie appears, Germán recognizes her. Of course he does, he should’ve known his dead wife’s family?

Angie BEGS him not to take Vilu away from her again. Germán agrees, but tells her not to tell Vilu about it. Instead, she should just be her governess until Violetta “is ready” (or, really when Germán is ready)

Angie says she still works at the studio and so when Vilu hears about it, she really wants to apply. Germán is hesitant, but he also wants her to be happy. His one condition though, is for her to not participate in any large events (oop)

Not much changes for Jade and Matias - except that they desperately try to find out whatever Angie is hiding (Ramallo and Olga tries to find out, too)

Okay, now for the love!!

Honestly? The love triangle with Leon and Tomas stays mostly the same. I’ll deal a bit more with the love stuff in further seasons

Also, it’s the first season, too. If they are acting a little immature and don’t trust each other, they’ll just grow and learn.

Ok I recently rewatched the episode where Violetta like... writes “amiga” in her diary as she looks dreamingly at Francesca? Like girl did you get a crush on her?? I know you wrote “friend” but your look says more.

Ok probably not but IT’S MY REWRITE and now I decide Vilu and Fran have a small crush on each other. It doesn’t lead to anything (yet), but it’s there and the only one who really seems to notice is Camila

Or, well. She knows her friends have crushes on others but she’s also like “Heh, i’m gonna go, you two can continue to talk if you like”

The big DRAMA is of course, when Violetta joins the youmix competition

Her dad already had a grudge for her singing in the theatre, but now she just has to really hide this

Which is harder when she like. Shares a house with Federico, who’s getting a lot of fans that wants to follow him home. So when they see her, they be like “OH MY GOD THEY ARE ROOMATES” and so Vilu’s fans are there too and she panicks because her dad cannot know

Vilu’s biggest comfort object is her diary, she carries it everywhere in canon (like, even in later seasons when she’s famous she always has it around). In my rewrite, not much changes, except for the fact that Ludmila constantly tries to steal it to destroy her. So anyway, Violetta decides to get a lock with a number combination to open it (as she figures if she has a key she can lose it). Her combination changes a lot. It’s most often two or three letters of a person she likes. Examples are 12-22 (LV, Leon Vargas), or 6-18-1 (FRA, Francesca). One time she even put 12-21 (LU, Ludmila) just to trick Ludmila, as Ludmi never would think Vilu would put her name there.

Violetta finds out Angie is her aunt by overhearing a conversation between her and Pablo. Though, they solve it rather quickly and then get even closer, just like in canon.

In the end, they don’t move away, but Germán does not let her participate in the final show as she’s kind of grounded after he found out she was in youmix and all that

But then he lets her. All is good. Tomas goes to Spain, Violetta is like “I don’t wanna date anyone”

BUT as Tomas goes to Spain she gives Leon a little smirk as if to say “we’ll see what I say about that though, after the break ;)”

The last thing I wanna say about season 1 is that we all know Andrés is canonically a disaster bisexual (come on, think about it) and I just want to embrace that more

~Season 2~

PEOPLE RIGHT AWAY COMMENT ABOUT VILU’S HAIR BECAUSE WE JUST CAN’T LET IT GO UNNOTICED

I know how it’s gonna go for Fran and Diego, so i’ll let them have some little nice scenes in a buildup for s3 (as most of their scenes this season was just “I don’t trust you, Diego”, “Francesca, let me explain”, “No fuck you”)

Honestly I want Ludmila to be a LITTLE nicer this season so she has no pact with Diego

Instead, Ludmila just talks shit about Violetta to him and he’s like “but she’s cute?”

So Diego literally flirts with Vilu to show Ludmila she’s not bad and Ludmila is like “wtf why are you embarrasing yourself”

There’s not a lot of that “Leon you have to trust me” bullshit that Leonetta has. They DO trust each other and honestly they just bond over their shared annoyance with Diego

(But secretly, BOTH of them kinda feel attracted to him)

(Very fun fact one of the first edits I ever saw was one where they shipped Diego and Leon and 12yo me was like “oh wow this kinda makes sense??” and rewatching the show I realised the TENSION™ they had)

Ok. 2x20. The scene I think y’all know i’m reffering to actually caused a series of events to happen later in the season in canon. If Diego had not kissed Violetta, she and Leon wouldn’t have broken up (atleast not that time), German wouldn’t have started to spy on Violetta after feeling like he had to protect her, which would’ve caused Angie to find out and feeling like she couldn’t take it any longer and move to Paris and Violetta and German to start arguing for like 15 episodes because of lies. ALL THAT HAPPENED, originally because of Diego kissing Violetta. I’m not saying it was entirely his fault, but. I’m just- hdsoksyhufshua okay I think it’s just my inner 11yo still bitter about what happened

BUT THIS IS MY REWRITE AND WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF DIEGO DIDN’T KISS HER AGAINST HER WILL IN 2x20

The show goes as planned. They fake kiss as they planned to. Everyone is happy for a while. Though, on cameras it looks like a real kiss, so the fans are like. Asking if Violetta and Diego are dating. Diego does not deny this.

Leon and Violetta do break up, because we need drama. Though, it’s more like a mutual agreement rather than an argument. It just became too much for them to handle when Violetta got a contract with youmix, Leon and his motorcross and Diego hovering over them all the time. They needed a break.

Diego and Violetta do get together, but they kinda do like in canon: She is annoyed with him until she finally just gives up and accepts his love.

Germán does not spy on Violetta, but he does consider reading her diary (he doesn’t)

Jade and Matias are no longer relevant. They do make cameos sometimes, but Esmeralda doesn’t know them. Even the viewer believes she’s nice. We only get some small hints of something being off - like Ambar saying “be nice to them” and Esmeralda sometimes giving people strange looks. But then comes the wedding day - that’s when SUDDENLY, the cops arrive! They explain everything - they have been after her for a long time and they recently found out she was gonna marry German for his money and then take it all and flee the country. Drama on top and it’ll be a real classic soap opera betrayal

Angie leaves to France as she just... got an opportunity to work there and she says yes

Camila spends this season dating a bunch of different boys, right? I think this is the perfect place to be a little inclusive and let her be the bi flower queen she is and let her date some girls too. Like switch Seba’s gender or something, not much will change.

THE MADRID STORYLINE. I LOVED THE DYNAMICS IN CANON BUT IN THIS IT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER AND MORE DRAMATIC.

Fran and Vilu already had something going on after the whole ”Francesca almost going back to Italy” storyline and they get even closer as they get lost in Madrid. They were already close, but as they argue for being lost, something just... happens.

Actually the same thing happens with Leon and Diego.

What exactly happens? They almost kiss. They do not kiss, but it’s like it almost happens. They just... get very close and stare at each other before realising. They react differently to this

Francesca and Violetta at first get awkward. They are like “oh- okay.” and then become silent for the rest of the day. It’s not until they are alone in their hotel room that Vilu is like “...what happened today?” and Francesca is like “What are you talking about? I don’t know? Goodnight!!”

Leon and Diego refuse to mention it. They are annoyed as it is. But they do think about it

Yes, I did get this idea after I rewatched ep75 and Leon was like “we were late because this dude didn’t stop fixing his hair” and I was like “DRHSKEHJYU I’M-”

The most heartfelt scene in canon is when Violetta finds out about Diego and Ludmila’s pact, goes out on stage crying and Leon saves her. Like, Leonetta wasn’t the most stable couple but him saving her when she was so distressed... that’s love, dammit!! And I would love to include it somehow.

But: I can’t really find a reason for her to be so upset she can’t sing. So she does sing, that goes well. But as she does, Diego, Fran and Leon argue. Leon is convinced Diego isn’t actually in love with Vilu, Diego is just out for fights and Francesca is like “i’m on Leons side but stop arguing also I think I like Vilu too but that’s beside the point right now I guess?”

She sings “Te Creo” as she was going to, and they like. Do the opposite of what she sings. Or, the complete right thing to what she sings. It’s unclear.

Anyways as she finishes, all of them has to go out on stage to thank the audience and Violetta is like “dafuq is wrong with all of you”

As she tries to help them, Diego says something out of anger that hurts her. Maybe a “I don’t think I really love you” or something maybe a little more hurtful than that. She gets teared up, breaks up with him and run away

Francesca says “You know, I was actually beginning to like you, and now this”, which makes him feel oddly hurt. He doesn’t really know why, yet.

Fran and Leon run after Vilu. There’s the leonetta comfort hug scene ™ there, but also a comfort scene with Fran when they are in their room and she just takes Vilu’s hand while they stare at each other.

Marco is here. Uh. Tbh I don’t know what to do with him?? Because he like. Vanishes to London in s3 canon so Fran can be with Diego so idk man.

He doesn’t send her like a million flowers in Madrid or visits, but he does call and miss her. Marco was a sweet boyfriend for her, really. Though, he kinda was just. Nice. Nothing more. Their relationship didn’t evolve a lot?

Though after the random almost-kissing Vilu incident that Francesca doesn’t want to talk about, she kinda grows closer to Marco again.

Back in Buenos Aires, Violetta doesn’t really have an argument with German as he didn’t spy on her in this, so she simply has trouble writing Soy mi mejor momento until German is like “Violetta that’s your mothers poem-” and they have a little father-daughter bonding over finishing it

She is however not really ready to just go back to Leon after recently breaking up with Diego and so she has that “why does no one ask me what I want” scene like she did in ep76.

But then Leon sings Nuestro Camino and she’s like “I DREAMED THAT WE SANG THAT TOGETHER WTF” and he’s like “OMG SAME??” and they bond over the fact that they are soulmates who share dreams or smth, and so they get back together

Diego and Leon do not speak of Madrid, but they do this very manly but also tension filled handshake as if they “accept” each other.

Francesca and Vilu also doesn’t really speak of the fact that they had a little moment in Madrid either, but they do share some smiles and Camila is like “did something happen??”

Leonetta is a couple again. The New Years show is a hit and that means youmix will let them do a world tour (I literally realised NOW, that the reason they are on tour in season 3 is because of the last show in s2, they mentioned in some passing scene some episodes before about it being a world tour)

Oh also Ludmila and Federico have basically the same kind of romance they had in canon, same with Naty and Maxi (Naty and Maxi’s kiss where Maxi had to switch his cap around was so cute uWu)

Oh and also Gregorio and Diego? Same as canon. That shit was emotional.

Lara, I forgot about Lara... uuuh. She’s just a mechanic. She disappears after s2 anyway so

~Season 3~

Honestly s3 was kind of a fanfiction already when you think about it??? So in this rewrite I guess I could just GO OFF with everything :D

Hmmm yeah Priscilla is still a fucking psychopath but she will suffer even more god I hate that woman HOW CAN YOU PUSH A CHILD DOWN SOME STAIRS AND FORCE YOUR DAUGHTER TO HURT PEOPLE-

Everything is well with all couples but being on tour and hanging out so much all the time, they get a little... cramped. So they easily get grumpy and yell at each other

Leon and Violetta knows this, and so they don’t get mad at each other when the other one is upset. They understand. So as Violetta gets her birthday wish, she doesn’t really complain at all. Sure, she does get a little scared when they fly off, but she’s honestly just happy to spend some ✨alone time ✨with her soulmate and lowkey wishes no one would find them

All the couples break up and Leonetta is like “nah it will not happen to us UwU” and then it just. Gets to them too. They just simply have to be apart before they hate each other. Their breakup happens around the same time as canon.

It felt kind of ooc for Violetta to dress up as another person to spy on Leon but it was still kinda funny. So Roxy will stay, we’ll just change it a bit

She doesn’t create Roxy to spy on Leon, but because of Francesca. Fran is getting confused with Marco leaving and now she’s starting to get feelings for Diego... a part of her just wants to disappear and think about something else. So Violetta is like “What if we dress up and go out” and they do, and fool everyone

And so... when boys they know start to flirt with them, they just panic and say they’re not single. But they can’t make up fake boyfriends so they say they are dating each other.

Which makes Andrés interested - he’s like “wow two girls can date that’s cool”. Camila is also interested, she’s like “WOW ALL MY FRIENDS ARE STRAIGHT I CAN BOND WITH YOU OVER BEING NOT STRAIGHT”

Anyway it’s hard to keep it together when Camila is talking about Vilu and Fran - to Vilu and Fran, in disguise.

Hmmmm ok I literally almost forgot about Gery and Clement lol?? Tbh, of all the “lover rivals” they are the weakest this far. Leon and Vilu didn’t even feel that attracted to them anyway.

Gery is not straight in the slightest? Like girl that haircut and the HALF SHAVED EYEBROW like please. She’s pansexual, i’ve decided. She has a crush on both Leon and Violetta, but she does not really know how to handle that. So she never does. She talks about it with Clement, though and the two of them bond over being nervous messes who can’t talk to their crushes

There’s no Alex, tbh. Clement is just Clement. His dad lets him attend the studio but he’s also like “ugh I wanna support your dreams but you could take economy classes on the side??”

They are not out for breaking Leonetta apart because I for once just want ONE season when there’s no one else Leonetta wants to be with. They just want to be with each other and the whole season is them just kinda... figuring stuff out before getting back together.

Also Fran and Vilu have this thing going on now when they pretend to be a couple as they are dressed up as other people and they have to handle that

The plan was for them to only really dress up once but now their friends wants to get to know Roxy and Fausta and they just have to continue it

Camila is the first one to find out and her reaction is “I always knew you two had a thing for each other but this is just strange, why can’t you date as yourselves?”

To which Vilu and Fran as a response just shut down, not knowing at all how they feel about anything anymore.

Camila notices they seem to not wanting to talk about it, so she decides to make up a plan to make them talk. Though, it solves itself when Vilu and Fran get locked inside a closet at the studio (because of course they do)

In there they talk about what happened in Madrid last year, when they almost kissed. They are unsure what that meant. They admit that it was thrilling to pretend to be a couple, when they were Roxy and Fausta. But the thought of dating as Vilu and Fran... it feels strange. Especially because of all the stuff with Diego and Leon.

But they do decide to try to kiss, just to see - and as soon as their lips touch, someone opens the closet. It’s Diego and Leon. They are kinda shocked.

The girls explain the situation and Leon is like “You know what we almost kissed in Madrid too wtf”

They also reveal they are Roxy and Fausta and Leon is kinda embarrased because he got a crush on Roxy

The girls discussed how it was kissing - they liked it, but... they don’t know. Because they also feel kind of a strong connection to Diego and Leon respectively

So they like... make a promise. If it doesn’t work out with the boys, they’ll date each other.

But they end up with the boys... atleast for now, heh.

The whole “Leonetta will only be friends” plot is still here just because I love it so damn much they are such dorks they literally think they can stay friends lol

So yeah Gery and Clement start dating and they are basically as cute as Naxi. Honestly since I removed the whole “ruin leonetta” plot they have little purpose - so that’s why I made them crush on Leonetta on a distance and never do anything. We need some people to relate to, some people just never confesses and just go around crushing on people without telling lol

German proposes to Angie and Leon kinda plans to propose to Violetta. Not yet, since they’re like 19 (they aren’t finchel lol), but he has plans.

“Ok thanks future father in law” was a top 10 iconic Leon moment and I just wanted to include it

It ends kind of like canon.

Ok! I just wrote most of this spontaneously. Maybe it wouldn’t be that good, really i’m just brainstorming. This show was everything to me when I was a preteen even though I realise it was probably not good (I lost a bit of interest in season 3, idk that season was a little more off to me)

I probably forgot a lot, since there were like a million plots, but this was just for fun so yeah don’t take it super seriously. Also thank you if you made it this far.

#did I write a post about how I would rewrite a show that hasn't been relevant for like 5 years?#and also only really popular in latin america and europe so less people talk about it since the internet is so america centric?#yes #yes I did #violetta #violetta 2 #violetta 3 #violetta castillo #diesca #leonetta #leon vargas #Francesca caviglia #diego hernandez

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kittyanonymity · 4 years

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Marinette is the daughter of Wonder Woman X Superman

Hey have this!!!! I was inspired by @eve-valution and their wonderful art!

Also like.... It’s really just an excuse for Mari to be ridiculously overpowered tbh; plus.... the aesthetic of this tiny adorable girl accidentally breaking things all the time, and getting super flustered over it. >.> It’s cute, ok? lol

Honestly, my original plan for this was Daminette, and this version is; but I might also make some adjustments for a Timinette version (I love them, they’re adorkable together ok)? I haven’t decided yet. ALSO this is just a basic outline; not the fic itself. I haven’t started the fic yet. Feel free to ask things though!! ALSO THIS AU IS CLASS FRIENDLY!!!

~ DAMINETTE VERSION~

So in the latest DC animated movies, they’ve been pushing Diana/Clark pretty heavily while implying that despite Clark’s attraction to Diana, he’s still in love with Lois; this is seen pretty obviously when Diana and Clark go on a date, and Lois shows up. Clark immediately puts space between him and Diana and honestly, it’s a little telling. (this is all in stark contrast to the Justice League cartoon from the 90’s/early 2000’s, where Diana and Bruce ((Wonder Woman and Batman)) were shipped pretty heavily) Talk about baby’s first OTP, am I right? XD

ANYWAY THE POINT IS THIS.

Lois and Clark are together, like they’re getting married. (somewhere in the world, Damian is turning one; this is relevant later.) One night, Superman has a ‘moment of weakness’, and him and Wonder woman bang. BOOM! Pregnant.

Diana is rightfully upset, as Clark immediately tells her this was a mistake, they never should’ve done that. He goes back to Lois, and they don’t speak outside of the Watchtower anymore. Diana does not tell him when she finds out she’s pregnant. She goes to Bruce, tells him she’ll be out of commission for up to 3 years.

Bruce is rightfully concerned, but Diana doesn’t tell him what’s wrong. He assures her she can leave; they’ll keep it together out here while she rests in Themyscira. She feels bad for not telling him, but resolves to do it later. Home she goes, to see her mom and the rest of the Amazons!

Her mother is disgusted by Clark’s conduct, but Diana has always wanted to have a child. They know it will be a daughter: it always is, Hippolyta says conspiratorially. The pregnancy is interesting, and many of the Amazons are startled at how quickly their princess can finish her projects. Hippolyta watches on in concern; her daughter has become startlingly creative during these months, and as a previous Ladybug that can mean only one thing.

Tikki will be back in the family soon.

Hippolyta says nothing about this to Diana, not wanting to alarm her daughter.

When Marinette is born with dark hair, and blue eyes there is no surprise. Diana stares at her daughter as if she is the most beautiful thing to have ever existed, and to her, she is. Marinette spends 3 years on Themyscira, learning from her mother, grandmother, and all of her many sisters. She’s an excitable child, with a penchant for marking walls with whatever she can draw. She grasps language easily, and much quicker than anyone would think possible.

But Diana has a duty. She must return to the outside world to assist the league. She thinks of the outside world, how it has taught her, hurt her, but ultimately made her stronger; and she knows that she wants Marinette to have all of that and more. So she contacts an old friend in Paris.

Sabine had left Themyscira many years prior, once Diana had cleared the way for the other Amazons to venture out. She’d fallen in love with a baker, and though the 2 couldn’t have children of their own, they were excellent people. People Diana knew she could entrust Marinette with. Sabine agreed after they discussed it extensively.

Diana would come see Marinette regularly once she was 10, giving the girl some years to mature, and come to terms with her mother’s identity. Diana assured Sabine she’d send any and all support requested, along with letters and gifts for Marinette as she grew. Diana hated to leave her daughter, but seeing as she would constantly be in danger once again, she couldn’t bear to put Marinette through that. Diana tells Sabine who Marinette’s father is, so they can be ready.

Sabine threatens to cut his dick off, which Diana laughs at. Diana and Marinette live with Sabine and Tom for a year, letting Marinette get to know and love them; and then Diana tells Marinette she has to go, the world needs her.

And Marinette just nods, giving her mother a smile.

“I know mommy.”

Good byes and I love you’s are exchanged, and after many tears, Diana finally manages to tear herself away, and she leaves. There is a hole in her heart the size of the Earth, but Diana has a job to do.

This is the world where Marinette lives now too, and she must do all she can to keep her daughter’s world safe.

Clark and Lois get married while Diana is away, and Jonathan is born; he’s only a year younger than Marinette, and 2 years younger than Damian like in canon. Clark is curious as to where Diana disappeared to, asking around, but the only one who knows is Bruce. And when Clark asks, Bruce simply shrugs.

“She told me she’d be gone for a few years. I didn’t press her for details. Everyone needs a break, Superman.”

Clark didn’t like it; he was worried. For her to disappear so abruptly… Surely she hadn’t truly loved him? Clark hates himself as he thinks about it, regret permeating him. He does his best to not think about it.

At least until Diana shows back up, 4 years later, and a little more jaded than she used to be. Bruce welcomes her back with a small smile, and a nod. Diana doesn’t even look at Clark.

And for Clark, it’s enough to just know that she’s safe. He doesn’t blame her for hating him; he kinda hates him too.

Literally none of the League know about Marinette; Diana doesn’t tell fucking anyone.

Miraculous canon happens as normal, only difference is that Lila is fucking gone after the Volpina incident. She’s gone after that, no return, nothing. I hate that girl, and honestly, I just wanna write something where Marinette’s friends love her, without the class drama. I can’t forgive the Miraculous writers for doing that to the students. Chat is still pretty pushy in his pursuit of Ladybug, but not in an exaggerated way. However, it does still cause some eventual complications that he needs to learn and grow from. Minimum bashing should be involved, and it will be centered around pointing out the toxic things he does, and him correcting those behaviors. Adrien is my boi and I love him.

ANYWAY.

When Marinette is 10, Diana shows up to see her. Marinette has known that Sabine wasn’t her real mother; Mari still calls Sabine Maman though cause like… the woman raised her, duh. Marinette loves Diana, even though she doesn’t remember what her mother looks like. Diana always remembers her birthday, and all of the holidays; Marinette has saved every letter, and gift her mother has ever sent her. She doesn’t realize her mother is Wonder Woman yet. Well, at least until she shows up on her 10th birthday. Marinette recognizes her as the heroine instantly, but says nothing; she’s seen movies, she knows secret identities are important!

Over the years, Sabine has kept Diana informed on the progression of Marinette’s… abilities. Look, the girl is a split between the Amazonian princess, and a Kryptonian. God only knows what she’ll be able to do. So far, Marinette has displayed signs of super strength and speed, and most recently flight; she’s got the enhanced senses as well, and she carries ear plugs with her when they go out. Diana is happy to know though, that Marinette has a strong sense of right and wrong. She owes Sabine a great debt of gratitude, and knows she’ll never be able to thank the woman enough for raising their (because yeah, Marinette is theirs now) daughter.

(Marinette goes to school, excited to tell everyone about her 2 mommies and her daddy. Despite Diana not being romantically involved with them…. Yet???? Maybe????? HMMMM)

After Marinette turns 10, Diana makes a point to visit every spring for her daughter’s birthday, and to check in on things. The day of Marinette’s 14th birthday, Diana steps off of the plane, and on her way to the Dupain-Cheng bakery, she witnesses her first akuma. Preparing to step in, Diana freezes when Ladybug and Chat Noir appear on the scene.

Diana recognizes Marinette on sight, and the spots are familiar. She remembers her mother, the stories of Tikki, and the adventures they had, the evils they stopped. She remembers how anxious her mother was during her pregnancy, when Diana could not stop drawing, writing, whatever she could be doing.

Marinette is a pure soul of creation, born of Tikki’s essence, and she is Diana’s daughter, an Amazon, and half kryptonian.

Diana watches her daughter fight, hands clenched at her sides. The Amazon in her demanding she see this through, watch her daughter be the fierce warrior she is meant to be; the mother in her is clawing at her throat, preventing her from speaking with the force of her panic.

And Marinette is an excellent fighter. Diana recognizes many of the moves she used to practice while they were still on the island, and they’ve been refined, polished, and put on display to show the world. It had to be Sabine’s handiwork, teaching her this. Did Sabine know she was Ladybug? No, she would’ve told Diana first thing.

Diana does not intervene, watching Ladybug win, and undo the damage.

Once the akuma is dealt with, Diana follows her daughter as she swings away and finds a quiet place to de-transform.

“My little light, you have exactly 2 minutes to tell me what is going on.”

Marinette jumps a mile, whipping around to see her mother, and then Tikki is smiling, hugging Diana’s cheek.

“Diana! It’s been too long!” Diana gives the kwami a smile.

“Hello, Tikki, mother misses you.”

Marinette is dumbfounded.

Diana explains everything, about how she knows, and why; tells her about Hippolyta, and her connection to the Miraculous. It was the most exciting and stressful birthday yet.

Diana starts making more regular trips to Paris to assist her daughter when she needs the extra help; since Diana is generally fairly good at keeping her emotions in check, it works out. Marinette works extra hard to make sure she keeps her extra abilities in check.

She uses her powers in small subtle ways; using her flight to get a better distance out of a yo-yo swing, but doing it in a way where it’s unnoticeable to the standard eye. Or using her x ray vision to avoid people she doesn’t want to see. She lets herself be clumsy, and careless with her movements in her daily life, making sure none of her friends can ever make the connection between her and Ladybug later on; before Ladybug, she’s clumsy so she doesn’t draw attention to her powers. The only one who knows she has powers is Nino.

It’s hard to explain to your childhood friend why you’re flying after all; he had been there the first time she’d accidentally used this new power. OOPS

All abilities/side effects Mari has:

-Super strength

-super senses (hearing, sight, smell, etc ((is taste usually included in this???? hm)))

-Enhanced vision (x-ray, thermal)

-Flight

-Super speed (bout as fast as Superman if she tries hard enough)

-Ladybug luck

-Martial arts/various fighting styles

-Amazon swordfighting & archery

Side effects:

-Sluggish in Winter thanks to Ladybug things; will hibernate if she gets too cold

-Has bursts of creative energy that keep her up far longer than she should be; usually crashes afterwards; these will stop as she gets older, and gets a better handle on her Ladybug powers.

-Gets sick easily during the cold months

-Kryptonite hurts her, obviously; she gets a wicked migraine, and nausea; usually her vision gets bad too.

Marinette’s personality doesn’t change all that much, really. She’s still undeniably kind, and selfless, always going out of the way for her friends. She’s a bit more vocal about her sense of justice, not putting up with bullies. Chloe gets her redemption a bit early because of this. Marinette is also not afraid to just absolutely throw down and brawl if you’re being a violent asshole. Like, damn. She is tiny, but she will miss you up.

ANYWHO.

With Diana making frequent trips to Paris, it catches Bruce’s eye, and he of course gets suspicious. The French government has been keeping the situation with the Akumas under wraps for about 3 years now, no news escaping the country. Marinette is currently 16, Diana has been helping her deal with hard to handle akumas for 2 years; Damian is 17, and Jon is 15.

So when Bruce looks into Diana’s activity in Paris, he’s startled to find little to nothing about Wonder Woman. An article briefly mentions something called an ‘akuma’ but then there’s no further mention. Instead he finds records of Diana Prince shacking up with a married couple and their daughter.

When Bruce finds a picture of Diana standing with the Dupain-Chengs, his breath leaves him. She is staring at the girl in the picture with such a proud adoring gaze, and he would have to be blind to miss the resemblance. The girl’s age lines up with when Diana left, and Bruce remembers how unusually concerned Clark had been about her location.

He’s the world’s greatest detective, and the pieces are too easy to put together.

SO Bruce Wayne does what Bruce Wayne always does.

Finds a way to get information.

He invites Francois-Dupont to his yearly student seminar, meant to help students get a jump start on their careers. They must prove why they deserve to attend, like all the schools invited, in the form of an essay, accompanied by a video of their school.

Mlle. Bustier’s class is selected as the class to make the video representing the school; Marinette and Alya volunteer to head the project with audio assistance from Nino, while Adrien offers to help with the budget. The class comes together to offer some kind of assistance or another, even Chloe, who goes out of her way to help the class plan. Marinette writes the basic video out, how it should look, what it should say.

But they need a narrator.

The class unanimously votes for Marinette.

“You know us better than anyone, Nette. It’s gotta be you.”

“Everyone knows you here, Mari; you’re the sweetest girl in the school.”

“A WELCOME VIDEO!”

It’s Alya who shouts it, grinning at the class.

“It’ll be a welcome video with Marinette showing a ‘new kid’ around!”

Marinette’s gotta admit, it’s genius; the class agrees, and planning begins in earnest now that they have a better idea for it.

All of their carefully laid plans fall to pieces when their high end camera breaks the day they need to film. Everyone is shouting, stress is high, and Rose is crying. Marinette knows she needs to do something before an akuma shows up, but then she hears a yelp, and she looks over to see a first year stumble back as Kim knocks into her. Marinette’s there in an instant, steadying the girl on her feet, and giving her a smile.

“Are you ok?”

She’s unaware of Adrien watching her with a fond smile, while he elbows Alya; Alya stops yelling at Chloe long enough to look over, and quickly take her phone out, and press record. The classes attention immediately shifts, the tension all but disappearing.

The first year nods hesitantly.

“Y-yes I’m ok. It’s just my first day here, a-and I’m…” The dark haired girl bit her lip, looking at the floor, “I’m really scared.” Marinette frowned for a moment before she smiled, and took the girls’ hand.

“I’m Marinette, what’s your name?” The girl sniffled, rubbing at her eyes.

“My name’s Bridgette.” Marinette nodded, her smile growing.

“It’s nice to meet you. Sorry about my friend Kim over there. He gets a little excitable sometimes.” Bridgette offered her a smile.

“It’s ok. It looked interesting so I wanted to get closer, but I wasn’t paying much attention.” Her eyes fell, and she looked off to the side, but Marinette gripped her hand gently, causing her to look up.

“I can show you around the school if you like. Everyone here is really nice, I promise. We look after each other the best we can, and you can always ask one of us for help.” Marinette gestures to her classmates, who offer Bridgette encouraging smiles. It’d been awhile since they’d seen Marinette work her particular brand of magic. Bridgette’s smile grew, and she finally nodded.

“I’d really appreciate that, Marinette thank you.” Marinette simply waved her off.

“It’s fine! We’ll make it fun!” She turned to her class, missing Alya hiding behind Adrien, still recording.

“I’ll be back in a bit guys. Come find me when you get the camera replaced.”

The camera panned around Adrien’s back as Marinette turned away, and began leading Bridgette further into the school. Alya hurried to catch up, the class following shortly after.

Marinette showed the young girl all around the building, from her homeroom class, and to each individual classroom so the girl would never be lost. And she talked to her, learning that Bridgette had just recently moved there from Italy, escaping her old school and the torment she’d endured there. It burned Marinette to know that someone had been so cruel to such a sweet girl, but Bridgette assured her it was fine since she wasn’t there anymore. Marinette in turn, assured her that no one at Dupont would ever treat her so cruelly. And if anyone did happen to do so, she should come find her immediately.

Bridgette laughed, flushing pink.

“Thanks, Mari!” Bridgette’s gaze grew wistful, “It’s been awhile since I’ve laughed with a friend.”

And Marinette was resplendent in her joy, pulling the girl into a gentle hug.

“We’ll look out for you, Bridgette. You can count on us.” The girl returned the embrace, nodding. After a moment, the two girls pulled back, and Bridgette smiled.

“Thanks for caring, Mari.” Marinette shrugged, giving her a smile.

“You’re worth it, Bridgette, remember that.” She nodded her head towards a classroom, “But you should probably get to class now. I think you’re really late. I’ll have a talk with Mr. Beaumont about why right after my class and I finish this project, ok? Just tell him Marinette will explain, and he should understand.” Bridgette nodded, thanking her again, before kissing her cheek, and heading to her classroom. Marinette watched her go with a smile, and sighed, before turning to head back to her class.

Only to promptly freeze at the sight of them behind her, grinning in glee, Alya at the front, phone held high.

Marinette flushed bright red.

“Guys, what’re you doing?” Alya clicked end on the recording and grinned at her best friend.

“Getting our video of course!”

Marinette was certain she was going to die. Or combust on the spot. God, what if she actually did though, and it was just another damn power to worry about???

Needless to say, she’s embarrassed. But once the class reviews the video, they find it to be perfect. They were able to stay close enough to hear Bridgette’s and Marinette’s conversation, and hear Marinette explaining things to her. Nino took the audio and boosted it in certain parts, and making sure to edit out any personal information the girls discussed during the tour.

The video coupled with the 15 page essay Marinette submits secures their spot in the seminar.

Meanwhile, when Diana hears Marinette gushing about their school being invited to the annual Wayne Seminar, she is immediately suspicious. She finds Bruce within the day, appearing in the Batcave with no preamble; Bruce is waiting for her.

He offers her a drink. And Diana sighs, because he definitely already knows; so she accepts his drink, and they sit.

And they talk.

He asks why she didn’t tell him, he would’ve helped her. And Diana laughs, and it’s surprisingly good natured.

“Bruce, you would’ve killed him back then. Don’t think I don’t know how much you two hated each other back then.” She sighed, “You idiots were finally about to be friends, and if I’d told you what he’d said, what we’d done…” She snorted, “I was quite sure you would’ve killed him.” Bruce didn’t deny her accusations, nor did he accept them.

“What’s she like?” And Bruce watched Diana’s whole body relax, a small smile on her face as she swirled the liquor in her glass.

“She is the best thing that has ever existed for me in this world. She’s my little light, and I will see that this world is safe for her.” Bruce thought of his sons, his daughters, and he nodded.

“And her powers?” Diana’s grin grew broad, and she raised her fist.

“She is strong, Bruce. The strongest.” Again, Bruce nodded, having a drink from his glass as Diana stared him down, “If you hurt her while she is in your care, Bruce, we will have problems. You know this?” Bruce sat his glass down, reaching for the bottle to refill his cup.

“I know, Diana. My intentions are purely curious, I promise you.” He smiled, a small upturn of his lips, “She was the star of their video, you know.”

He shows her the video the class submitted, edited to include the class singing the praises of their class president as an intro, before it cut to some footage taken on a cell phone. It followed Marinette around as she guided a younger student around the school, offering advice, and going out of her way to help the girl. The footage ended with the girl’s blushing face before it cut to an outro featuring the Journalist of the class, Alya Cesaire. Alya had said that since Marinette was writing the essay, she knew her friend wouldn’t include her own good deeds, and since Alya was in charge of the video, she’d take care of it here.

And Diana watched her daughter’s best friend proudly declare Marinette’s achievements, and her aspirations; the good she’d done, and the bad she’d prevented, or outright ended.

Bruce pretended not to notice Diana’s tears.

OOF I DID NOT MEAN TO WRITE THAT MUCH OF THAT WOW

Ok so anyway, trip to Gotham gets secured cause of all that. Master Fu will send Kaalki with Marinette as an assured countermeasure against akumas, and Diana promises she will stay in Paris while Marinette is in Gotham. This assures Marinette that between her mom, Viperion, and Ryuuko they could hold their own until she could get there.

To Gotham! YAY!

They land mid afternoon, check into the hotel, and fucking sleep. That’s it.

Next day, they have a guided tour of the Gotham Natural History museum, which is super dope, and everyone is excited; except for Chloe, because even redeemed she’s kind of a brat. I love her. Marinette meets Tim first in this one. Tim is at the Museum because as CEO of Wayne Enterprises he is donating something to the museum. They bump into each other, and she knocks him down.

Tim is kind of stunned cause this tiny pixie like girl just knocked right into him and didn’t even budge, holy shit. And Marinette is stumbling over her words as she apologizes, and helps Tim up, and wow, that is one hell of a grip for someone that size, what the fUCK. Tim is properly dismayed, but waves off her concern good naturedly, saying he shouldn’t have been standing in the middle of the hallway like an idiot; Marinette flushes brighter, insisting she should’ve been paying more attention.

And then Jason shows up, cause like damn Tim, what the hell is taking you so long?

Looks at Marinette.

Hey isn’t she a bit young for you, Drake?

(in another timeline this would probably be a fun Timinette AU, I won’t lie. hmmmmmmm…..)

Tim rolls his eyes at Jason’s antics, offering Marinette a grimace.

‘Sorry about him, he’s deplorable. Again I’m sorry for running into you’

Marinette laughs it off, shaking her head

‘I’m so sorry for knocking you down. I’ll make sure to pay more attention.’

Tim and Jason leave, Jason offering her a wide grin and a little wave; Marinette just shakes her head in amusement, and catches up with the class.

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE MUSEUM

Damian and Jon are hanging out; Jon has decided to come and pester him since his school, Metropolis Prep, is also invited to the seminar, and Damian likes his friend, he really does, but *god* he is suffering right now. Jon is making comments left and right, and Damian is about to lose it.

‘Ooh, am I making you mad, Wayne?’

Damian glares at his friend.

‘Stop talking. My head is killing me, and I am *this* close to killing *you*.’

Jon just laughs, and Damian rolls his eyes.

After awhile of wandering around, looking at things, they go get some lunch in the cafeteria. There’s a large group of French students taking up one of the tables, one dark haired girl standing while the others are sitting; there’s a map and a notebook spread out in front of her. Damian watches as she smiles at her classmates, writing things in the notebook, while marking things on the map.

‘Oh, that’s cool!’

Damian looks at Jon, ‘What?’ Jon grins.

‘They’re planning on what they want to see while in Gotham.’

‘How do you know?’ Jon rolls his eyes as they get some food.

‘Damian. I have super powers, idiot.’ Damian snorts.

‘Doesn’t explain your incompetence though.’

Both boys miss the wide eyed stare Marinette is giving Jon from her table.

She hadn’t MEANT to hear him, but when you can hear pretty much everything, eavesdropping is inevitable; doesn’t mean she has to like it though.

Also, wow that boy looks so much like her?? How weird.

She and the class finish planning other places they’d like to go, while Marinette turns the list of locations into Miss Bustier for her to review. They had a basic schedule set up, but their teacher had allowed them to see Gotham for what it was before finalizing things.

After lunch, their tour resumes, and Jon and Damian find themselves along the same path as Marinette’s class. They’ve moved past some of the older cultural items, and are entering the room of heroes and villains. Wax replicas of Batman, all of the Robins’, Black Bat, Batgirl, and various big name villains line the walls. Damian was on edge the entire time, not quite listening to Jon’s rambling.

And well OF COURSE something goes wrong, because you can’t have the Dupont kids go anywhere with no problems.

Two Face steps down from where his figure used to be, unloading his gun into the ceiling. He thinks he’ll have an easy time taking this French class hostage.

He is not prepared for these kids.

Alix and Kim tag team a couple of his henchmen with support from Max who has outfitted Markov with some new tech as well. Juleka (who has been tapped for the Lion Miraculous before) and Rose (who’s used the Mouse) take one down, while Ivan smashes two more henchmen together, shielding Mylene. Alya takes the knees out another one while Nino comes across his jaw with a hard left cross. Nathaniel is in front of Sabrina, shielding her when Chloe comes down hard on the henchman in front of them.

Adrien and Marinette go for Two Face, each of them a bit surprised at how the other moved.

And Damian is shocked stupid, watching this French class absolutely decimate one of Gotham’s finest rogues.

Meanwhile Jon is stuck staring at the duo. Between looking at the cute blonde boy, or the dark haired girl who is *WAY* stronger than she looks; especially if she can throw Two Face around one handed, damn.

And Marinette is more concerned with keeping her friends safe than hiding her abilities, and she probably moves too fast, and uses too much strength; her classmates buy her excuse of her extra martial arts classes outside of class.

Damian however does not.

And then the police show up, shocked to find this group of criminals subdued by a group of foreign teenagers.

The second Damian is out of the museum, losing Jon for a moment in the chaos, he calls his father.

“Why didn’t you tell me there was a meta among that French class you invited?”

Damian can practically his father shrug.

“It’s not my business to tell, Damian. Just talk to her.”

He growled as his father ended the call; the man knew something, he knew it.

And thus begins the chronicles of Damian trying to figure out WTH is going on with Marinette; which leads to friendship. Damnit.

This is where the typical getting to know you Daminette stuff will happen.. Including dates, and identity reveals.

The biggest conflict of this is honestly dealing with Superman when he finds out. Marinette has known who her father was since she was 10 years old, when she learned her mother’s identity; but Diana didn’t officially tell her until her 14th birthday, after the akuma incident.

“No more secrets, little light; I will tell you everything.” Diana had said; and she had.

Marinette is glad to have Tom, because wow her real father sounds like a dickhead.

When she officially meets Jon (Damian introduces them), she immediately realizes ‘well fuck, I have a little brother???? And he’s best friends with the boy I have a crush on, shit.’

Anyway, Superman finds out Diana had a daughter, their daughter, after the trip to Gotham concludes, and he immediately heads for Paris as Superman. He finds Diana as Wonder Woman talking to a young girl in Red with black spots, but Superman is set on speaking to Diana as he lands, and starts striding up to her.

“We need to talk.” Diana stares at him dispassionately as he walks up.

“I have nothing to say to you. Leave.”

Clark reaches out for Diana’s hand, only to have his wrist grabbed by the girl in red; who is glaring up at him fiercely. Wow her grip is tight…

“If you touch my mother, I will decimate you.”

And Clark is reeling, because holy shit, this is his daughter; his and Diana’s blood. And Clark just looks at Diana, conflicted.

“Why didn’t you tell me, Diana?” Diana shrugged.

“Telling you would not have changed the outcome. I have always wanted a child, and she is everything I need of this world. Why would I tell you?”

“Because she’s my blood too! She’s kryptonian!” And the girl growls, and then she is hovering in front of his face, blocking his view of Diana. Her eyes are a blazing blue behind her mask, and Clark realizes: she can fly.

“I may share your blood, Superman, but I am not Kryptonian; I am an Amazon. I am Ladybug. And I will not listen to you berate my mother for her choices. She told you to leave, and I can assure you, I won’t be as nice when I demand your absence.”

And Clark is just. Stunned. Because yeah, that was definitely an Amazonian level threat she just gave him; but he’s Superman, and yeah, she’s his daughter, but how strong could she be? Should he push the matter?

Clark watches as other heroes slowly appear behind the girl; One clad in orange, one in green; A fox and turtle respectively. Then there’s the one in black, green eyes narrowed at him; a feral cat, it looks like. Then there’s the one in yellow and rusty orange, a snarl marring her lips; a Bee?? Or a Hornet?? The final two are teal and red, a boy and a girl; a snake, and a… dragon?

What has his daughter been up to in Paris?

Grief swells within him, and he sighs.

“Ok, I’ll-”

Ladybug screams.

“Hello Superman, I am Hawkmoth.”

And that’ll be the final fight of this fic I think! They’ll beat akumatized Superman (batfam Zetas in to help, and so does Jon and Connor), and then Clark leads them to Hawkmoth’s base, and Gabriel is dealt with, along with Nathalie. Marinette and Adrien will both do university in America, with Adrien learning under Bruce about business along with Damian (the 2 become surprisingly good friends after a point), and Marinette accepted Audrey’s internship while she goes to school in New York. She frequently pops over to the manor to see the Batfam.

I’m gonna work on the Timinette version of this next; that ship is so adorkable and I *LOVE* it

There may also end up being a Jasonette version?? I haven’t decided yet tbh

#maribat #daminette #mlb x dc #WonderSuper AU #that'll be the tag for this #will I actually write it??#WHO KNOWS!#NOT *ME*!#:D #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#this AU isn't entirely Superman friendly #but it IS class friendly!!! :D #here have this!

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liilaac · 4 years

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i don't know why but 136.“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.” and 137.“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.” are incredibly funny for me so jfjfufj

Omg Nana yes !! 😂 And this felt too much like reddie lmao so I just HAD TO write it for them.

(And tbh I’m pretty proud of what I wrote so I hope you’ll like it too. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻)

Ship : adult reddie (It 2019)

Notes : this takes place during the final fight with Pennywise. A little ✨fix-it fic✨ because we all know this is how it should’ve ended !

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Richie tasted bile at the back of his throat. All that running, and yelling, and being so fucking afraid wasn’t easy. Maybe if he’d had a healthier lifestyle, he wouldn’t feel so miserable right then... But yeah, it was a little too late for regrets. So he kept running, dodging Pennywise’s vicious attacks as best he could.

When he noticed that Eddie had fallen down, vulnerable to It’s atrocious claws, he barely hesitated before running straight to him. He grabbed a piece of scrap metal on his way, waving it vehemently while screaming all the atrocities he could think of. He reached Eddie at the same time as one of the tentacles and, with some kind of frenzy taking over him, he brought his makeshift weapon down on It and slashed the devilish arm in two. The clown screamed behind him, retracted what was left of one of his limbs. Richie grabbed Eddie by the collar, almost dragged him to one of the tiny caves that surrounded the place of the fight.

When he finally let go of Eddie’s vest, Richie realized how fast he had acted. He wasn’t feeling as scared anymore, he felt fucking ecstatic. Adrenaline ran through his body and, for a second, he thought it was better than alcohol or weed or any of the other drugs he had tested in his teenage years.

“Richie... Fucking hell, man,” Eddie panted, slowly standing back up, his legs still wobbly under him, “You just saved my fucking life.”

“Yeah, I- I fucking did, Eds. I feel like a fucking knight in shinning armor right now.”

“Oh and what does that make me then ? The damsel in distress ?” Eddie laughed when Richie nodded cheerfully. It seemed crazy to have such a nonchalant conversation when they had just escaped death... But it was them, and it had always been this way. And Richie wanted to keep being Eddie’s knight, dreamt of getting that famous happy ending...

But now wasn’t the time to daydream, Richie thought. They needed to get out of there. Richie made sure Eddie could stand firmly and they headed deeper into the cave. After a few more near death experiences, they found themselves back into the main cavern. The monster was even bigger than it had been when Richie cut one of his tentacles in two... Anger was boiling in Richie’s stomach, he felt it flow through his veins. When he saw Mike about to get eaten by the It, he did the first thing that came to his mind and threw a rock at the clown’s head. It was a fucking stupid idea, but it was the only one he had. Thankfully, it was enough for It to drop the loser he was holding. That gave Richie a little confidence boost and, when It turned around to face him, he decided not to run away. He grabbed a rock off the ground and, with all the strength he could find, yelled, “Yeah that’s right, let’s dance. Yippee kay yay, motherfuck-“

Eddie watched his best friend’s body drop dead, his limbs hanging loosely while he was stuck in the deadlights. He was terrified. But, in his fear, he heard a little voice. You’re braver than you think. You’re braver than you think. You’re braver than you think. You’re braver than you think. The voice was Richie’s. And, repeating this mantra to himself a few more times, Eddie decided he had to be brave. He grabbed a loose pole he found on the ground and launched himself at the monster.

“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage,” he yelled while throwing the rod right into It’s horrendous mouth. Richie fell down and the clown cried with pain, curling up in his lair.

Eddie threw himself on Richie’s unconscious body, grabbed his shirt and shook him awake. “Did you see that, Rich ? Did you see it ? I think I killed It, I think I did it !”

Richie blinked a few times before realizing how close Eddie’s face was to his, how their body were pressed against one another... Then he looked up, saw Eddie’s triumphant smile. He felt his heartbeat pick up ; he knew it was now or never... Without thinking about it for another minute, Richie grabbed Eddie’s face and pulled him into a passionate kiss. At the same time, another one of the clown’s tentacles passed right over their heads, missing them both.

Before Richie could even register Eddie’s reaction to the kiss, they fled to another one of the small caves. They escaped in extremis. Richie was panting again ; damn that clown for making him work out that much ! When he finally looked at Eddie, time seemed to slow down around them.

“What was that?” Eddie asked so softly it was almost a whisper. He looked breathless too and Richie couldn’t help but wonder if it was because of their kiss or all the running...

“Another one of his ugly arms, I think. The fucker’s not dead yet.”

“No, I- I mean... That kiss.”

“Oh.” Richie took a deep breath. “I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point, it’s really go big or go home,” he tried to joke. When Eddie stayed silent, he added, “I just couldn’t help it, man. I’ve been in love with you since we were kids and I- I realized tonight might be my last chance to be honest with you. I just couldn’t die without you knowing that you are loved. Not only by me, obviously, but- but yeah. I love you, Eds.”

Eddie was looking away and Richie almost wanted to reach into his pockets to grab his inhaler ; he was about to have a fucking panic attack ! Now that the adrenaline was slowly fading away, he realized what he had just done. He had never been this vulnerable, at least not in a long time. He thought it would feel good -and it did, for a second-, but the silence between them was tearing him apart.

“Rich.” Eddie looked up, his gaze piercing right through Richie, which sent a shiver down his spine. “Remember when you told me that I was stronger than I thought?” His voice was soft, soothing. Richie hadn’t even realized he had taken a step forward. He nodded. “Well, I think you’re braver than I ever will be... Because I’ve been in love with you since we were 10, and never in a million year would I have found the strength to confess it to you.”

And, before Richie could really understand what this all meant, Eddie’s lips were on his. He had launched himself at the taller man, his hands linking behind his neck and pulling him down into a messy and desperate kiss. Richie stayed frozen for a few seconds, not even able to kiss him back. Eddie noticed it, broke the kiss but kept their foreheads close. He looked up at Richie and as soon as he did, Richie knew. He saw the pure honesty shinning in the back of his big brown eyes and he knew Eddie’s confession was as genuine as it could be. He cradled his face gently, rubbed his cheeks with his thumbs. He wanted to pinch them, but he knew Eddie hated that so he didn’t. Instead, he closed the gap between them by kissing him again. And again. And again. And he felt like he never wanted to stop kissing him. Every centimeters of his skin that was touching Eddie’s was burning deliciously ; he couldn’t even imagine how cold he would feel when they’d have to part ways. For a second, Richie thought it wouldn’t be that bad to die in that cave, to have this be his last moment. But then he broke the kiss and looked at Eddie who still had his eyes close... He thought about all the moments they could have together if they got out of there alive... And that was enough to give him all the confidence he needed to kill the entity that had been terrorizing him since he was a kid. Eddie kept his hands behind Richie’s neck and the kiss turned into a hug.

“Alright Eds,” Richie murmured into the other man’s ear, “how about we continue this after we kill this fucking clown ?”

“Sounds good to me.”

Eddie stepped back and, before he let go of Richie completely, placed a quick kiss on his lips. As innocent as it was, it sent shivers down Richie’s entire body on fire. He grabbed his hand, and headed back into the cave.

Right before they reached the entrance of their hiding spot, Eddie added, “Oh and don’t call me Eds,” with a smirk.

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odsalt · 3 years

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001: RWBY obviously lol

002: Hmm... Freezerburn

003: Mercury

(I’m doing this ask meme thing)

001: R W B Y

Favorite character: Ozpin, by far. Very few come even close.

Least favorite character: ......where should I start. Cinder, Salem, Ruby (used to be a fave), Yang (used to be a fave), Blake, and sometimes Weiss. Oh and Qrow starting at v6. Fuck that guy.

5 favorite ships: uh... I'm really not much of a shipper. I generally hate shipping tbh, and I can count my R W B Y ships on one hand, which I guess would be 5 anyway, so...let's see.... IronWitch, Double Rainbow, BlackSun (less so in v4 because she was a dick to him).... I used to have more but I don't remember them. Renora and Arkos I guess? I dunno, I'm only including them because I need 5 and I don't hate them. Well. I liked Renora until v7.

Character I find most attractive: You're gonna make me mention him again? Professor Ozpin, duh.

Character I would marry: See above.

Character I would be best friends with: Penny or Pyrrha probably. Or Zwei, I make friends with dogs.

A random thought: You ever wonder what they call that stuff that forms on surfaces from time to time? We call it dust, but they have that word for something else. Now I'm just imagining the Schnee Dust Company selling dust bunnies as pets.

An unpopular opinion: You mean something I haven't mentioned here before?

My canon OTP: Well it was canon, so I don't really have a canon OTP anymore.

My non-canon OTP: IronWitch. ...Can I change that to my above answer? Because they were obvious. Look at that elevator scene in v3 and tell me nothing happened between them, I dare you.

Most badass character: Honestly? I’m gonna have to say Neo. I'm not her biggest fan, not by a long shot, but as a tiny woman myself, it's kinda cool seeing her kick ass and take names, all with a cheeky grin.

Pairing I'm not a fan of: Just one? Ok. It goes bzzz. But if that was obvious, here's another. There's a song that talks about begging your pardon, I never promised you this thing.

Character I feel the writers screwed up: Say it with me, IRONWOOD.

Favorite friendship: People are friends in this show?

002: Freezerburn

When or if: I'm not really a fan of inner-Team R W B Y ships (yes, I'm Team Sisterhood, sue me), but Freezerburn is superior. If I had to choose an inner-Team ship, it would probably be that one (or Monochrome). As for when, the dynamic between Yang and Weiss has always been interesting, but I think v5 gave us the good Freezerburn food.

What makes me happy: the hug when they reunited. You get to see just how short Weiss really is 😆

What makes me sad: that their friendship was never really explored after v5. I blame Blake rejoining the team, and the writers' inability to flesh out character dynamics.

Things done in fanfic that annoy me: I don't read fanfic.

Things I look for in fanfic: I don't look for fanfic.

My kinks: I'm a sex-repulsed ace. Kinks make me cringe.

Who I'd be comfortable with them ending up with: Again I'm alright with Monochrome, I think the dynamic there is great. So, Weiss with Blake. But I really can't see Yang with anyone, I don't think her lifestyle and goals would fit in with a relationship. The only exception I can make is with Weiss *shrug*

My happily ever after for them: I'm not good with endings, and I don't think about it all that much.

003: Mercury

How I feel about this character: I pretty much always liked Merc's cocky attitude, and I think a lot of that has to do with how Yuri Lowenthal performs as him. I wasn't really a fan of his first voice, so the character didn't really have the punch, or kick, that he does now. So I don't adore Merc, but for one of the bad guys, I really don't hate him either. He's one of those characters I can tell to shut up with a smile on my face lol

Romantic ships: tbh none. I'm in a weird limbo with Emerald and Mercury, in that I see them more as siblings, but it wouldn't bother me if they ended up together. That doesn't really happen lol

Non-romantic OTP: I guess my previous answer applies to this as well? I'm in the siblings boat with them for the most part.

Unpopular opinion: I'm not sure if it's unpopular, but it's what I stated earlier in that I think Yuri was a better choice. I think they should've got him on as Mercury in the beginning.

One thing I wish happened: Pretty much everyone spec'd that Merc would help Oscar to escape. I'm not really a go-with-the-crowd kind of gal in terms of speculation and theories, but I am so disappointed that this didn't happen. It would've been perfect, but instead Merc got shipped off to Vacuo with Tyrian for whatever reason. What a total waste of an opportunity, but wasted opportunities is what this show is built on, so I guess no surprise there.

My OTP: Still don't have one. Maybe Emercury, maybe not Emercury.

My OT3: I don't do OT3s, at least not romantic ones. If we're going purely platonic, one of my biggest wishes (that will never happen now) was that Emerald, Mercury, and Hazel would have escaped Salem and lived peacefully somewhere, just two kids and their big burly dad. But alas, someone died.

......... Was I supposed to say that much? I’ve never done these before 😅

#ask #ask meme #is that what this is?#also because some of my responses say mean things about the show!#rwde #anti rwby #Freezerburn #mercury black #We can probably skip 001 after this

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quicksiilver · 3 years

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Black T-Shirt

Inspired by THIS gif-set I came across today.

Pairing: Carol Danvers/Female Reader

Word Count: 2.1k

Summary: Coming home after a mission with Carol, a memory makes you finally get the guts to do something that should’ve been done a long time ago.

Warning: Nothing. Just... nothing but my dreams. TBH I don’t even know where this came from.

GIF Credit to linked poster at beginning of this post.

Stumbling out of the ship laughing with Carols arm slung around your shoulder, you were greeted by Maria who was strolling slowly across her green grass with Monica hurrying from the house behind her. You and Carol were returning from a mission Nick Fury sent you on a month ago. The two of you were in that ship traveling planet to planet for nearly four weeks keeping the universe in check. After Fury’s first encounter with a species other than his own he’d been on edge. He’d send you and Carol up in the ship every couple of months sometimes just for his peace of mind. Fury was a badass to everyone but you and Carol. He found you both in a Blockbuster parking lot looking like two women from a Sci-Fi film that he didn’t know was coming to life.

“Well, welcome back!” Maria beamed holding her arms open for you and Carol to fall into. She wrapped one around each of your backs and squeezed you tight.

“Space needs to stop keeping you both away for so long,” She sighed. Peering over her shoulder you spotted Monica who was finally catching up to her mother.

“You’re here! You’re here!” She cheered as you pulled yourself out of Maria’s arms. Falling to your knees you caught Monica as she leapt onto you, happily throwing her arms around your neck.

“I told you I’d be back,” You grin, closing your eyes. Monica buried her face into your hair, snuggling against you. While Carol was here first before the Kree kept her on your planet, Monica took a liking to you when you arrived with Carol her first day back to Maria’s home. It was a hard conversation explaining to Monica that you weren’t from Earth like she and her mother were, but you made a promise that you’d stick by her Aunt Carol’s side and not go back to the Kree.

“I missed you so much,” Monica said, “I’ve been watching Fresh Prince with my mom, and its boring because she already knows it all. I don’t even have to explain it to her like I do for you!” You laugh, rubbing a hand around her back.

“I can’t wait until you’re teaching me about your television again,” You say, “Wait. Aren’t you sleepy? Isn’t it past your bedtime?” Your voice turned silly, gasping at the end of your words pulling Monica back making her giggle.

Behind your back Carol and Maria were watching the two of you, Carol waiting patiently to hug her niece. She smiled watching you hold onto Monica carefully, always ready to protect her just like she would. It made her happy to see you be so comfortable around Maria and Monica. When her memory really came back to her, and she realized what a mess the Kree were, she was afraid you’d leave her. She was nervous you’d hate it here, and that you’d stick with the Kree fighting a war that didn’t even need to fought. Backing up a team that believed they were the only superiors in this world, but you stayed. Carol was surprised, but she kept that to herself. Her heart was thankful that the girl she met on Hala, the woman who trained with her and grew with her as a warrior was going to stay.

“Did you say anything to her yet?” Maria whispered to Carol as you and Monica discussed TV. Carol shook her head, eyes still on you.

“I can’t,” She whispered back.

“Yes, you can,” Maria was still whispering, but her tone was harsh. She couldn’t believe her best friend hasn’t told the girl she’s been traveling with for forever now how she feels about her.

“I don’t want to give her a reason to go back,” Carol looked at Maria who relaxed, understanding her reasoning.

“Auntie Carol!” Monica shouted, the little girl taking her bouncy curls over to her. She jumped onto Carol who caught her quick, and pulled her into a hug.

You stood up brushing your hair out of your face giving Maria a smile.

“It’s good to see you,” Maria said.

“It’s good to be back,” You say, shaking your shoulders a bit.

“Are you gonna leave again?” Monica asked turning to you while in Carols arms. You and Carol share a moment of uncertain eye contact before you smile at Monica and pout a lip.

“We don’t know yet,” You say knowing damn well Nick Fury would be getting in touch with the two of you at some point. Monica yawned and started to ask you both to stay forever, but Maria pulled her out of Carols arms and held onto her. She let out a fake groan of discomfort.

“My lord!” She said dramatically, “You’re getting too old for this.” Monica rubbed one of her eyes and laughed.

“But they can carry me,” She said pointed to you and Carol. Maria nodded and rolled her eyes.

“I’m not a super person, Mon,” She laughed under breath, as did you. You glanced to Carol who was looking at you with a small smile.

“Lets go. Time for bed and time to get our guests comfy,” Maria started for the house. Carol put her arm around you again and you followed the mother into her house.

Standing in the bathroom of the spare bedroom you stare at yourself in the mirror and sigh. Bringing your hands up to your face you rub your eyes and groan at how heavy they’d become. Missions were always fun, something exciting coming from each one of them, but they were incredibly exhausting. This was the side of superheroes the public will never see. You have bruises, you have some scars, and you’ve even sprained an elbow before. This particular mission there weren’t too many marks on the outside, but there was definitely something on the inside.

The feeling started before you left. You could pinpoint exactly when you noticed it. It was a Friday night dinner here at Maria’s. The three of you, and Monica, were sitting around the dining table with two open empty pizza boxes on it. Monica was cracking jokes she’d learned from her friends, some that deemed too inappropriate for Maria’s taste, and some that needed to be explained to you. Pop culture references from this planet wasn’t exactly your forte.

Carol sat across from you in a black t-shirt with her hair falling to her shoulders in loose curls which was typical for the end of the day. She was getting a kick out of her niece slightly disappointing her mother, while enjoying teaching you small things about the world here. There was something in everyday that you didn’t understand, and Carol was always quick to jump in to help you.

She kept shooting you looks, sleep in her eyes, that were a little different than before. You blamed it on the silliness that being tired brings. The way her eyes narrowed with her smirk, the way they’d watch you intently as you laughed at Monica’s jokes. When she’d explain things to you, she wasn’t watering it down as she usually would so you’d understand. She was almost teasing you with her voice in a tone that could make you blush, and not in an embarrassed state. Between her t-shirt, and her beguiling manner, something was sparked to life inside of you.

Maria left the table after Monica had finished her stand-up act to make sure she was really going to bed, and not sneaking around the corner to listen in on your conversations. Carol asked Maria to give her kisses goodnight from the two of you.

“You ready to take this one on?” Carol asked you once Maria was out of the room. Watching her, you messed with your fingers and nodded slowly.

“I’m always ready,” You smirked. She returned it, then quickly looked away.

“You okay?” You asked. Carol looked up to you with a changed expression. Her cocky facade turned into what seemed to you as sadness. A nervousness lulled around her as her soft eyes took you in. You suddenly felt overwhelmed, almost embarrassed at how you two were obviously flirting over empty pizza boxes at her best friends dinner table. You were afraid she’d tell you it’d been inappropriate, or that it would affect the mission in some way.

The two of you spent a lot of time alone, and you’ve gotten to know each other like best friends, you didn’t want this one silly moment to ruin the years of your relationship with her.

“Carol?” You questioned her again. She glanced away for a moment before turning her eyes back to yours.

“We have to tell Monica,” She said at the same time she let out a sigh, “We haven’t done that yet.” Taking a deep breath out of relief you pouted your lips.

“I hate doing that,” You say, and she agreed with you.

Maria came back in the room letting you know that Monica sends kisses back out for you two. Carol smirks at you again, a hint of her salty self making an appearance once more. The three of you talked for a little while longer about when you’d be taking off, and then you cleaned up the kitchen before heading off to bed.

You and Carol shared the spare room when you were here at Maria’s, and it was never an issue. On Hala you spent many nights with each other, sleepover’s in each others rooms and getting comfy on a spaceship when there wasn’t enough places for everyone to sleep. Once you were in the room with her you felt that nervousness come back. You both changed your clothes while talking about Monica’s jokes, and got into the king bed after turning off the light. You’d usually talk for longer, not going to sleep until the early hours of dawn, but this night was different. Both of you were quiet, unsure of what to say, but by morning everything seemed to turn back to normal.

Looking in the mirror now you couldn’t help but feel lost. A certain sadness that couldn’t be cured until you had her. A longing to hold her as more than her friend, regretting not reaching out a hand to grab hers that Friday night in that quiet bedroom.

This feeling was swallowing you, and it had been since you’d gotten on the ship after it’d been ignited. You figured that mission would be the one to break that wall between you, but it hadn’t.

Clearing your throat you rubbed your eyes for the last time and took a long deep breath. You stood up straight, mustered up some confidence and opened the bathroom door to find Carol walking into the bedroom. Her blonde hair was pulled into a low messy bun and she wore a white t-shirt she’d changed into after she showered. Noticing you, she shut the door and smiled.

“Carol?” You spoke fast before she had the chance to take the floor from you.

“Yeah?” She asked, her face worried as she watched you hurry over to her.

You didn’t even answer her. Instead you gently placed your hands on either side of her face, rubbing a thumb against her cheek. Your eyes looked just like hers, wide and full of doubt. Her lips were parted as she waited for you to say something, the two of you frozen in this moment together. She lifted a single hand to place to your cheek and took in a shaky breath before leaning toward you, placing her lips on yours. Letting your hands fall, you slipped your arms around her shoulders to pull her in closer. Her hands held you carefully, and she smiled between shared air as if she couldn’t believe what was happening.

You paused together, but she kissed your lips one more time before you looked at one another. You placed a hand over hers to hold it, and you smiled.

“How long?” She whispered. Your rested your forehead on hers, your noses brushing against each other.

“Since you wore that black t-shirt,” You admitted, “But thinking about it now I’d say there’s always been something here.” Carol smirked, the same look she wore that night at the dinner table.

“I was going to say something then,” She said, “I didn’t want to scare you.” Furrowing your brows you squeezed her hand.

“Nothing you do could scare me,” You whispered. Carol smiled a real smile this time and took her thumb to your lips, drawing it back forth before she kissed you slowly.

“You like that shirt, huh?” She teased.

“I really do,” You said, not even trying to be modest. Carol laughed and fell back onto the bed pulling you with her. Reaching over to the lamp on the nightstand beside you. You switched it off as Carol tugged the covers over you, both of you laying close together as you fell into a much needed after mission nights sleep.

#barely edited #I don't know how this came into my brain #carol danvers #carol danvers fanfic #carol danvers fanfiction #captain marvel #captain marvel fanfic #captain marvel fanfiction #the avengers fanfic #the avengers fanfiction #marvel fanfic #marvel fanfiction #ENOUGH TAGS #DAIS STOP #avengers

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rllymilerlly · 4 years

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Atla ask game 4, 6, 9?

4. Favorite moment in each Book?

Lmao there’s so many, but I’m going to do under appreciated moments in the show or should just be talked about a lot more imo (Spoiler Alert: it focuses on the girls because they always need more love)

Book 1:

I love this moment I think it’s a really strong message to teach girls. That you can both be strong and embrace feminity. Ugh I just love Suki in this scene. And I think she would be best friends with Toph. And it’s a shame they didn’t have more scenes together. (It’s a shame that Suki wasn’t in atla more tbh)

Book 2:

We all been knew I was going to choose this scene, right? It’s PEAK CONTENT. I’m not going to explain this one bc I talk about this scene so much LMAO

Book 3:

I think this moment is another super important moment for the development and shift in Katara and Toph’s relationship. Toph is finally opening up to Katara and Katara gets IT. And I love their friendship so much because Toph doesn’t want a mom, she wants a friend and I just think Katara can be herself with Toph. And they are equals and I’m going to stop here before I go on a long tangent about their friendship again. But this is a great moment

6. Any moment made you cry?

There were a lot of moments that made me cry tbh. Appa’s lost days though? That has me sobbing

9. Any unpopular opinions?

My shipping choices are unpopular lmao and that’s totally cool

I don’t know if this is unpopular or not but I also don’t think that the show should’ve ended with any canon romances (except Sukka because that was already completely established). I think it should’ve ended in a giant group hug. This isn’t even because of my shipping preferences because I’m totally cool with Kataang and Maiko still happening after the show. I just wish in the final moments just focused completely on the found family theme rather than the romance? Like if they really wanted them to have a kiss I would’ve put it before they were all gathered around Sokka’s drawing. I just think the whole Gaang together and then a pan up would’ve been way more impactful thematically than the kiss being the last shot. This might not even be an unpopular opinion lmao but I’ll put it out there

#atla ask game #atla #Katara #Toph Beifong #Suki #my asks #brit rambles

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richietoaster · 5 years

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Review/Reaction of IT Chapter Two

Let’s just start right off the bat and let me just say that Bill Hader better get a fucking award for his performance.

Alright. Here we go y’all. im trying to stay in order with what happened but so much happened in the movie that my brain is just all over the place so excuse me while i try to form words

UNDER THE CUT CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS

• first opening scene is a fucking LOT okay like i sobbed my eyes out and it was just not cool. adrian and his boyfriend? CUTE AF. Him getting brutally beat up and then killed by Pennywise while Don just watches? NOT CUTE AF

• Mike is a precious boy and I love him so. He cares about his friends so much holy shit. they all get mad at him for lying to them tho.But he only did it to protect them. Mike knew some SHIT(tm) our boy is so smart?? I’m glad they kept to his original storyline

• Older Bill gave himself so much shit this film and i just felt so bad. like we know it isnt ur fault okay?? We know you loved your brother, stop putting yourself down. also?? him becoming protective over dean? please stop my aching heart.

• Jessica Chastain owns my whole heart and she can kick my ass anyday. She plays Bev so well and captures young bev’s personality so well. her scene with mrs kersh was very weird. i knew the second she ran naked in the hall i’d be seeing some weird fucking shit okay

• Jay Ryan could kick me and I would personally thank him like?? wow what a man. He immediately recognizes bev when he first sees her and im just?? im happy. so many hidden new kids on the block reference and it had me fucking rolling in my grave

• JAMES FUCKING RANSONE MY DUDE OH LORD okay listen. he gives off young eddie’s panic and chaotic energy so perfectly i felt like i was watching him as an adult, who just never grew up. I think thats what he was going for honestly. He played eddie SO FUCKING WELL

• I’m so sad about stan. THats all you need to know okay. I’ll talk about his letter later on in this. Stan deserved better. that’s all.

• if you are not a fan of vomit you’re not gonna enjoy richie tozier. literally any time something bad happens hes just like ah shit here we go again *vomits* and honestly? that made me laugh. like hes just like oh shit something is happening let.. let me just.. no no its fine guys ill catch up.. EHBWFIJHDFSIJ no okay but bill hader stole the fucking show. his acting was phenomenal and,, again,, i’ll add more onto that later.

• richie scares the shit out of dean. because he thinks hes pennywise. but can you blame him? the kid just. stared at him all creepy and shit. but its so funny. the losers make fun of him bc he doesnt know his own lines from his acts and richies just like “I dont write my own material” and eddies just like “I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT” dead. goodbye.

• Young losers were still my favorite part honestly. Eddie kept bouncing that stupid ball in stan’s face in the clubhouse and i was waiting for him to get punched in the face tbh. That didn’t even seem like eddie, that was Jack’s energy bursting through the seams lmfao

• young eddie runs into a fucking box and shrieks and if that isn’t me idk ewhdfiajksjdoi

• THE FUCKING. HAMMOCK. SCENE. okay listen to me. thats gay. hammocks are now gay. gays only. gay interacts only. the bickering between reddie had me in TEARS. eddie kept kicking at his face and just?? casually??? lays on him when richie wont move??

• stan’s fucking shower cap ehfdiujasdiosa and then richie being like “nobodys afraid of spiders stanley okay” and eddie slowly removes his because he cares what richie thinks more than spiders ok

• a flashback from after they defeated IT in the first move with reddie “eddie youve been gone for 24 hours your face is most likely on a milk carton by now” “shut up richie”

• yong Richie has me weak af this whole movie, like always. just getting on Eddie’s case. HE PINES SO HARD OH Y GOD Like wow my sweet boy is so fucking in love ouch. which?? BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT??

• THE ARCADE SCENE?? he checks out the kid standing next to him and tries to get him to hang out more and then the other kid tells him to stop being weird because he’s not gay, too, and then uses the F slur. richie was just so hurt. paul bunyun scene happens after that and hes just like “I just shit my pants” and i cried.

• pennywise screaming “lets play truth or dare, you wouldnt pick truth! you dont want them to know your secret” gave off the same energy as eddie’s leper blowjob scene from the book. same energy. do with that as you will.

• they had some flashbacks that included pennywise and im not sure if this was before or after they had defeated IT in the first movie but i interpreted it as after and if thats the case... hes supposed to be dead. but now thinking back on it, it was probably just more scenes before they put pennywise to rest for 27 years.

• young richie went to the kissing bridge after that and we ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE. fucking.. r + e :((( although we don’t see him carving the E. but reddie is canon so suck toes antis

• stephen king pretty much being like “I know u and ur endings really do suck” to bill when he comes to buy his bike was so fucking funny. it almost felt like a self insert lmfao. ALSO HIM MAKING BILL PAY 300 BUCKS FOR THE BIKE BC HE KNEW HE COULD AFFORD IT? iconic.

• richie and eddie opening the door to the dog had me laughing. pennywise was just mocking them at that point. they’d be such good dog dads and now im sad

• i was really confused because they added part of stan’s bar mitzvah?? like it wasn’t even the same from the first movie. like they should’ve just put the deleted scene in from ch. 1 and then added that part. thats one of my very few complaints. im slowly hiding them in here.

• henry bowers was kinda irrelevant in this honestly but thank you eddie for stabbing him and richie for killing him for trying to kill mike yall heroes

• BEVS BLOOD SCENE ?? CORRESPONDING WITH BENS BURIED ALIVE SCENE? poetic cinema. 10/10

• the big fight really disappointed me in all honesty. but i think thats because andy said he cut so much from there. i expect it to be better with the director’s cut

• eddie saving richie and then immediately being stabbed by pennywise’s claw? IM DEPRESSED.

• “Rich! rich, i did it! i think i killed him!” Our boy was so happy with himself :(

• eddie’s last words WERE NOT “i fucked your mom”. he was talking to richie and you can hear them talking while the rest are preparing to end pennywise. so im hoping we get that as a deleted scene.

• richie goes back to help finish pennywise but when he goes to check on eddie.. he’s dead. ://// and bev is like “richie, come on, honey.. im sorry” and richie does not want to believe him. he grabs and hugs eddie so tight i swear i could feel that hug from the audience.

• another thing im disappointed in and am sliding in is some of the animations? Like. fucking weird. but okay. luckily i didn’t care too much.

• THE SOB that richie lets out when he holds eddie really hurt my fucking soul jesus christ just kill me

• the losers try cheering him up after and like. thats their friend too but you can just totally tell he’s crying in a different type of grief. THAT WAS HIS FIRST FUCKING LOVE.

• they all remember after and thats really important to me okay

• stan writes letters and its spoken outloud while the other losers get little montages of what theyre doing with their life after the battle. Richie goes back to the kissing bridge and recarves- YES RECARVES AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE E BEFORE HE DOES- he recarves the E and while doing it, stan’s voice says “be proud of who you are” and im fucking cry ibg okay

• in the end, i give this movie a 7/10 rating. although some of the animations were weird and some of the flashbacks had pennywise in it (like hes supposed to be currently dead but ok... maybe nightmares??) the actors were PHENOMENAL and the chemistry between older richie and older eddie made me so happy. my ship is canon. but im still sad about stan and eddies death.

• ignoring canon in 3.. 2.. 1.. now

#it chapter 2 #it chapter two spoilers #IT CHAPTER TWO #it chapter 2 spoilers #IT SPOILERS #reddie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #stanley uris

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ultimatecufangirl · 4 years

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My thoughts about TETOCUIS

-“So George and Harold make comic books IN SPAAAAAAAACE!! But they had a mean ol principal IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!” This theme is the best one so far.

-The way Cap saved the boys from FLUSHER’S Ant-and-the-Aardvark-style suck current and looked down at it angrily was absolute perfection. It got even better when he saluted to them, as if he knew he might not make it.

-When I saw the FLUSHER sneak peak and it ended with that explosion, I knew the boys would be upset. This was the first time I’ve heard them cry and I felt so bad. I’m disappointed that they didn’t hug Cap when they found out he was alive tho, they needed it.

-Krupp in a dress is possibly the greatest thing this show has given us so far (besides the second bullet point, ofc)

-Melvin’s rapping was 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

-I honestly wish that Melvin had stayed a prisoner instead of becoming the Biglyans’ king. It would’ve been REALLY nice to see his reaction to George, Harold, and the Misfarts saving him not because they had to, but because they wanted to. They said that friendship is more important than [insert rest of cosmicops quote here cause I don’t remember it], and actually kind of considered Melvin to be their friend, and I feel like if he’d stayed a prisoner and got rescued, he would’ve realized that the people he thinks are against him actually somewhat care for him, and that could’ve led to a gradual redemption (cause I don’t think Melvin’s gonna get redeemed all at once, it’ll likely take a little time).

-I’m not quite sure how I feel about the plot twist of the Cosmicops being real. What I AM sure of however is that that purple blob Warply is the most annoying piece of shit I’ve ever seen. Why did they create him? He serves NO purpose, not even comic relief. The Cosmicops should’ve let him stay kidnapped. I hope we don’t see him again.

-The Utopiqua episode was cool and sad. Sad cause of how the adults had to live and cool cause of the Blunderpants vibes. I kinda wish that we could’ve seen Alien!George and Alien!Harold’s parents, I really wonder what they would’ve been like.

-The episode where Krupp woke up from cryosleep too early would’ve been PERFECT for an Edith debut. She could’ve snuck onto the ship to look around just before Krupp woke up and he could’ve hung out with her instead of waking up the boys just to be a jerk. And there could’ve been a different villain. In my opinion, Dressy being the villain was kind of like a repeat of the Vimpire episode and it was underwhelming.

-Speaking of Edith, the alien that tried to make contact with POOPSIE in season 3 kinda looked like her alien form (with all the tentacles), and that alien seemed important, so it’s kind of disappointing that he didn’t show up at all. I hope that if there’s another space season, we’ll get to see him (watch him be Edith’s brother or something 🤣).

-It took three months to get to Melvin to rescue him from the Biglyans. If theee months passed for them in space, how much time passed on Earth? Tbh, it’s terrifying to think about...

-I wasn’t looking when Fitzgibbons was revealed to be a Littleite in disguise so I’m kinda confused about that 😐

-Going off of my theory that several years must’ve passed on Earth while everyone spent three months rescuing Melvin, I have another theory that the reason that Piqua was taken over my Melvin things when everyone got back from space is cause while these “several years” on Earth passed, Melvin’s parents got really anxious and stuff from not seeing or being able to contact their son for so long, so they created a temporary Melvin to fill their child-sized gap until he got back. But since Temporary!Melvin was only, well, temporary, he knew that as soon as the real Melvin got back, he’d be discarded; so he turned evil and took over Piqua, creating other Melvins to serve him so he’d never be discarded. And the big Melvin statue we see is a statue of Temporary!Melvin in all his Statue-of-Liberty-esque glory. I think i just created a new oc-

-The part of the season finale where the boys went back in time to fix Piqua was super confusing. The school spaceship disappeared, so does the whole season just cease to exist now? Also, if they’ve already gone back to Earth, what’s gonna happen in the next season? Are they gonna go back to space? Maybe the alien from season 3 tries to make contact again and they go back up there to see what’s going on?

-I still don’t see the point in making this a whole new thing instead of just adding it on to TETOCU. It honestly doesn’t make sense to me.

#captain underpants #the epic tales of captain underpants #the epic tales of captain underpants in space #tetocu #tetocuis

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magical-gays-au-fanartfunart · 5 years

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Aftermath (can we hang out?)

Summary: Superhero AU- Logan is officially promoted to group Mom-friend. Virgil attempts to be a normal friend-person.

Ships: Logicality and Prinxiety (most of this one is platonic logince and some creatwins tbh)

Warnings: Remus has bad humor, mentions of gore, really light sexual innuendos, death/injury mention, intrusive thoughts (moreso an allusion to them rather than anything), pain/injury, destruction, crying, black-out mention, most of this is like.... aggressively hurt/comfort.

Tell me if anything else needs a warning!

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Remus had a backpack slung over one shoulder. Legs dangling over the side of the window, eyes focused down at the roof of the balcony below.

“Where are you going?”

“Why do you care?” Remus hissed under his breath, not looking up towards his twin.

Roman frowned, “Because I’m your brother. How about that?”

An uncannily wide smile fell upon his lips, turning to lean against the windowsill, “Oh, I forgot that. So sorry.”

Roman shook his head, “Ya’ know... Since when did you get so snarky?”

“Since when did you get so snuffy?” Remus snapped back, eyes narrowed.

“Dee’s rubbing off on you.”

Remus’s eyes lit up, “Ooh-”

Roman swore. “Ohmygod. Don’t! Why do you even like those kinds of jokes-”

Remus smirked, “I may be as ace as a train, but it’s wonderful to see everyone cringe.”

“Why is a train ace?”

“Because instead of smashing like a car, it crushes its enemies underneath without interest or-”

Roman snorted, face turning a bright shade of red, “I loathe that analogy. Hell’s Bells, why did I even ask?”

Remus rolled his eyes, pumping his leg dangling outside, “At least some of my jokes can get across.”

Roman watched his twin glance back down at the ground below, fumbling with a thread pulled off of the fraying strap of his backpack. Remus turned away, shifting to lean just minutely more out the window.

“You ever think about jumping out of a moving car?” Remus’s voice carried a heaviness to it that Roman knew all too well. But. Not quite as well as he once had.

“You ever think about jumping into a magic portal, running away into fairyland? Roman asked in return. It felt weird. Uttering such unfamiliarly familiar words. Worn away by time.

“Yeah, something like that.” Remus sniffed, “But with less sunshine and rainbows, more gore. That unicorn should’ve stabbed the knights.”

“You always hated all that fluff anyways,” Roman whispered. He folded his arms over the windowsill next to his sibling, seemingly under the pretense of looking at the moon hanging over the horizon.

“How do you do it?”

Roman raised a brow, glancing at Remus through the corner of his eyes, “I manage a lot of stuff I shouldn’t be able to. What do you mean?”

“Live with all their expectations?” Remus huffed, “Hell, you’ve even got a whole town full of expectations on you now, and no mask to hide behind anymore.”

Roman shrugged, eyes focused on the early stars. “I don’t know.” A beat of silence. They never did silence well. “....Just, place a crown on top of your head and pretend it never falls off.”

All Remus replied with was a shake of his head. His breath hiccuped, and that could’ve been passed off as a laugh if Roman’s shirt wasn’t being used as a handkerchief in the seconds that followed.

All Roman did in return was hug him a little tighter, and tug him away from the window.

-Now 2 years later-

Everything came back slowly and seemingly at once. Roman blinked a few times. Everything felt just a bit heavy and a touch sore. A gentle, distinct pressure of fingertips carded through his hair. Keeping his head up. Roman took in another breath, swallowing dryly, as he leaned his weight onto his elbows. Somebody’s hand was on his chest.

“Slowly, slowly- don’t sit up quite yet. Don’t want you passing out again.” He glanced up at Logan. Oh, Logan was holding him.

Roman took in a heavy breath and frowned. Logan decidedly read the expression as a question.

“Your oxygen intake was extremely light for about 3 minutes, 30 seconds and you were unconscious for approximately 15 minutes. Saying in a level position will allow a more evenly dispersed amount of oxygen flow to your head and body. And prevent lightheadedness,” Logan glanced down, eyes narrowing. “So stay put.”

Roman grunted, slumping against Logan’s hold. They sat in silence for a beat. Roman sighed, glancing toward the relatively empty space around them. “Anybody hurt?”

“Besides yourself?” Logan huffed, “Several students and staff have some scrapes and relatively minor injuries, only two students have injuries that require hospitalization.” Logan glanced down at Roman as the teen stiffened. Logan attempted a reassuring smile, which might have seemed simply uncomfortable in any other situation. “It’s just a couple of broken bones.”

Roman sighed, shoulders relaxing ever so minutely. “That’s good.”

“The school has been since called to evacuate.” Eyes wandering across the horizon, Logan swallowed, “I uh, called your parents. They never answered the phone.”

Roman nodded, “That- yeah, uh, they’re out.”

“Where? Who’s cell should I call?”

“I don’t know! It doesn’t-” Roman let out a huff, moving to shove himself from Logan’s arms, “It’s fine.”

Logan frowned, eyes flickering over Roman as he stood, legs slightly shaky. “Patton would very likely allow you to stay over at his place if you need to-”

Roman shook his head, he winced and gingerly pressed a hand against his temple, “I’ll be okay alone, alright?” Roman glanced around, “Where even is Pat?”

“He is- He and ...a student, are talking with the authorities.”

“What about Anxiety- I thought I heard him-”

Logan pursed his lips, “He, um. He was rather… rattled, so to speak, so… Thomas was going to talk to him.”

Roman scanned the crowd of students and staff, frowning. “Did you uh, happen to know what happened to Virgil- ya’know, that emo-y kid, he’s got a big black plaid hoodie on all the time-”

“With Patton.”

“Oh.” Roman nodded, “Okay. Okay. So he’s alright?”

Logan smiled minutely, “Yes. He’s okay. Just worried. Now-” Logan collected a juice box from beside him and patted the bench beside him, “Sit your stupid heroic butt down,” Logan stabbed the small straw through the juice box, holding it up, “and get some electrolytes and sugars in you. I promised that paramedic I’d force you to be healthy.”

Roman stuck out his tongue, but complied.

Virgil tapped his foot impatiently as he fiddled with his phone, “Can- Can I go now?”

The police officer glanced at him, “Your parent picking you up?”

Virgil glanced at Patton, who was now scanning the crowd. Virgil nodded, “Yeah, they’re probably gonna be by the back entrance so I’m just gonna-” Virgil vaguely pointed in that direction and then dashed off. If anyone protested, he didn’t hear it.

He skidded to a halt just behind Roman and Logan’s resting spot, their voices low.

Virgil cleared his throat and walked gingerly up to them, picking at the hem of his hoodie.

“Fine. I can call Dee I guess. Pat barely knows how to say no, I’m not gonna ask him.”

“Oh come on. He would offer himself if he knew-”

“I’m not. Asking. Pat.” Roman snapped his head towards Virgil and his eyes widened.

Virgil’s lips twitched into a lopsided smile as his eyes flickered to anywhere but Roman’s face.

“Hello Virgil,” Logan said conversationally, as if they’d met in a grocery store rather than outside an evacuated school.

Virgil nodded, “Hey.” He glanced over the pair and sighed, “I-”

“Are you ok?” Roman blurted, “I mean-” he vaguely waved at Virgil as a whole.

Virgil nodded again, heavily aware of every movement and sound. Virgil nodded once more, almost in an attempt to prevent another nod, “Yeah, I’m fine.” He jerked his head in Roman’s direction, “You ok?”

Roman smiled, “Practically perfect. Just a bit sore and maybe a touch bruised up.” He shrugged, “Had worse.”

“Yeah I know.” Virgil muttered darkly under his breath. Before Roman could open his mouth to inquire on That line of thought, Virgil tilted his head, “What are you not asking Mor- Patton?”

“Roman’s family is currently out of town apparently and I didn’t wish him to go home alone as he did pass out and someone should be observing him for at least overnight in case anything were to occur-”

“We get it Nerd-Mom.”

“Nerd-Mu- That is certainly not one of your better nicknames.”

Roman gasped, leaning back and pressing a hand to his chest. “I’m wounded! I get an excuse!”

Virgil subdued a huff of a laugh and glanced at the concrete, “I- uh,” he made an aborted gesture, “If you uh, really need somewhere to stay I suppose- If you want to that is- I could ask my mom- if you could stay the night?”

Roman stilled, “I-” He shook his head, “I don’t wanna impose-”

Virgil smirked, “You? Sir Got-the-Whole-Class-to-Sing-Non-Stop-During-History-Class, not wanting to impose?

Roman ducked his head, “Mr. Tege deserved it and you know it.”

Virgil brushed back his bangs with a huffed laugh. Logan simply rolled his eyes. Virgil leaned down so he caught Roman’s eye. “I’ve found that… I kinda like when you show up and ‘impose.”

“Someone’s gotta get the emo out of his shell.”

Virgil raised a brow, smile becoming crooked and, one might even say a bit dopey.

“What?” Roman whined, “What’s that face for!”

“I just- Didn’t notice that’s what you were doing.”

“Oh my god. I’ve been trying to get you to do more than smirk for like, a week! Come on! I don’t even know if you’ve got pets! By now I at least would know that!”

Logan snorted.

Roman turned, “What are you so amused about?”

Logan shook his head, “I-um, I’ve gotta find Patton. Do- um, do continue.” Logan waved vaguely at the pair and promptly raced away.

“A cat.”

“Excuse me?”

“I’ve got a cat…”

“Virgil, I believe I am now required to go visit your house. I can’t not meet feline royalty.”

Biting the inside of his lip, Virgil tried his best to subdue a smile. (next)

#Superhero au #Magical Gays au #Virgil Sanders #Logan Sanders #Patton Sanders #Remus Sanders #Roman Sanders #Deceit Sanders #prinxeity #logicality #hurt/comfort #(he was mentioned briefly a couple of times so I'm tagging him)#like the pun in the title? :D #this is probably the Fastest update you'll get for this au Ever #(other than the first 2 updates)#crying #injury #not as heavy as the last update but still read the warnings folks #writing

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verannaca · 4 years

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so I saw Frozen 2 for the fourth time

i have so many questions.

there’s a relatively negative (and very long) review beneath the cut so pls read at your own risk. and, of course, spoilers.

I’ve seen Frozen 2 four times now and yikes. I’d kinda hoped it would get better with each viewing, but it’s somehow worse??? I really loved the first movie; it literally changed my life in an incredibly drastic way (don’t ask) but it had been very important to me over the past six years, and...I’m so disappointed.

My initial reaction was disappointment, and I should’ve stuck with it. Like, wtf was that? But some parts were also really well done? It left me so conflicted lol

PROS

Vuelie was a good way to open the film; I quite liked the nostalgia :’)

The intro scene in general was good; I liked seeing more of their parents, although idk what their father was thinking telling them such a tale before bed lmao seems like some shit my mother would do

All is Found is my favourite non-depressing song in the movie, and it opens it beautifully. ERW has a wonderful voice.

The animation really is beautiful; it looks so realistic. Specifically the clouds and the one scene of the waves crashing over the pine trees. It looked amazing!

The music is good but not great. FTFTIF is my favourite; it’s so catchy and cheery. I really liked TNRT, and SY is perfect, but these songs just weren’t as catchy as the ones in Frozen?? I’m thankful for AURORA tho, that was a lovely gift.

Bruni was absolutely adorable (even tho he was an obvious cash-grab for merch lol), 10/10 love Bruni. Bruni + Elsa = even better.

Anna looked absolutely breathtaking throughout the entire movie; the redesign they did animation-wise really works in her favour, and now she’s rocking those Emilia Clarke eyebrows which is a hell yes from me. Her final look gave me all the feels; I can’t say I’m a huge fan of the dress and hairstyle?? it seemed a bit too not Anna, but at the same time, it showed her growth and maturity and I’m very happy with that.

As dark as it was, the shipwreck scene was beautiful. It was handled beautifully; their reactions were devastating. There is a huge con here, but I’ll save that for later.

The ocean battle was really neat. The water looked so good, and Elsa looks good wet???

The whole scene in Ahtohallan was well done; I liked the memories. I wish Anna had been there; she deserved to see her history, too, and it wasn’t fair that Elsa got that spotlight once again.

Everything after Elsa freezing was absolutely breathtaking as well. Anna’s reactions, the song, the scenery-- it was tragically beautiful.

Kristoff had the two best lines in the ENTIRE movie: “I’m here. What do you need?” and “It’s okay. My love is not fragile.” It’s so rare to see a good, supportive relationship in tv/movies, be it heterosexual or homosexual, it doesn’t happen. It’s so rare. So this was a beautiful break from that; the faith he had in her was amazing. Thank u. the real mvp.

The scene with Anna as she accepts the fate of her future; as she takes in a breath and realises/accepts that her home is gone, and her blood family is gone. Everything about it was perfect. You could feel her emptiness. Poor baby needed a hug :(

I liked that Kristoff also hugged Elsa when she returned; it showed that they were friends, which is really important for Anna tbh

I think that’s it for pros??? Now for the cons.

CONS:

Gonna start this off simple: the plot was weak. This is unfortunately not an unpopular opinion; it made no sense. It was too convoluted to the point where nothing was explained.

The pacing was off, and it was ridiculously anti-climactic. The layout in general seemed a bit weird tbh I could definitely sit here and justify all of it, but I shouldn’t have to.

They gave us no reason to gaf about this voice that Elsa was hearing. How long had she been hearing it for? Why was she so drawn to it? Why didn’t she think she was just hearing things? Or maybe she did at one point and then realised she wasn’t crazy?

There was almost no character development. Elsa was the same as she was in Frozen, but this time, it was just annoying. She never learned or grew. Anna was demoted to a clingy side-character even though she’s the protagonist; I have no words for how frustrating this was to watch. I miss the Kristanna bickering. I liked their dynamic overall; I understand their insecurities and lack of ability to communicate because of it, and I liked how non-toxic they were. Overall, they did love and trust each other; they believed in and supported each other, even though they had a falling out (again and again) and were separated for most of the film (again, wtf?) EA had no development together, and honestly, they were annoying asf as a duo. There was no communication and no understanding. I will say that Anna’s fear and frustration throughout the entire movie was absolutely 100% understandable and sensible; she’d already lost too much before, and wasn’t prepared to lose anything else. I just wish she’d been portrayed a bit differently??? And it would’ve been nice if Elsa had stopped for, like, two minutes to be like, “hey, are you okay, you seem clingy and worried” but instead she just kept running and didn’t gaf.

It was over dramatic for the sake of plot, when it didn’t have to be. Elsa didn’t have to continuously try and push Anna away “for her protection.” They absolutely could’ve done the vast majority of things together. Fuck, they could’ve gone to the dark sea together. Anna could’ve stayed on the beach while Elsa tackled the Nokk. Then when Anna saw that Elsa was perfectly capable of protecting herself, they could’ve parted ways then and done whatever it was they needed to do. Or, Elsa could’ve taken Anna to Ahtohallan?? They may have discovered there that Anna couldn’t enter, but then they’d be given the opportunity to communicate, and Anna would’ve at least been included, since this was her history, too.

If this is a movie about two sisters, why the ever loving fuck is it all about Elsa and her origins? What about Anna’s origins? They were her parents, too. Sure, we ask “why does Elsa have magic,” but why doesn’t Anna have magic? Why was Elsa the “gift”? Why is Anna’s superpower “love”?? And why is that “superpower” only valid when it’s in regards to Elsa? Why is Anna so strong, physically? Emotionally? Personally? Is it just her? Why isn’t she an element, too? What’s with this bridge bullshit? Why the fuckkkk is Elsa the “fifth spirit” when she’s ice and ice is literally just water? I have so many questions.

How the heck was Iduna Northuldra? Did she become “whiter” because she remained inside a castle for twenty years? Or was she always “white passing”? Or was she adopted into the forest? Who are her parents? Did anybody miss her when she ran off to the kingdom? Her scarf was from “one of [their] oldest families” and yet nobody seemed to know who she was? And what do you mean “oldest families”? Are there no remaining members of that family? Nobody who was missing her? Nobody who would’ve recognised her daughters who are literally carbon-copies of her????

The shipwreck scene and the following scene pissed me off soooo much in the theatre lol First, it really was beautiful how they did it, but the interactions felt out of character. Elsa brought up the memories of their parents’ demise without consoling Anna at all. Not only did she just do it without at least a warning, she then proceeded to leave her behind in her own fit. Which, okay, yes, to an extent that makes sense; she was over-ridden by guilt. But those were Anna’s parents too. Elsa was all she had, and Elsa left her behind. I just- AND THEN in this moment of severe grief and horror, as these terrible things were revealed, Anna was pushed away again to be left on her own to deal with things alone. She’d JUST sacrificed her own feelings for Elsa, and Elsa’s response was to shove her away. WHY. I just??? hello??? Like, Elsa does care about Anna, right? That’s canon? So why tf would they write her like this?? jfc

Every single new character was wasted potential. Mattias above all else was very interesting, and should’ve had at least ten minutes more screentime??? I liked the scene of him and Anna discussing whatever, but there should’ve been more. They both cared more about Arendelle than anyone; they were both sworn to protect. There could’ve been more of an on-screen relationship there. (and don’t fucking come at me with your gross-ass ships please, tyvm). Honeymaren and Ryder were there for ??? merchandise? A reason for Elsa to stay behind? Queer-baiting??? I don’t get it. They did,,, nothing. Yelena? Did nothing. Why do these name-characters do nothing?? What’s the point???

This was advertised as a “big adventure” but had hardly any adventure. Frohana was apart for most of the damn movie, the action scenes had little consequences, the “climax” was ??? what, Elsa freezing? Who cares?? It’s obvious she’s going to come back. The wave heading for Arendelle??? Yeah, that would’ve been a good climax if it actually did any damage. But no, I guess Elsa can teleport now? aight. and now she gets to play hero again even though she didn’t do shit

The plot(?) was very predictable, and didnt really have a twist. Old white guy kills innocent POC. Okay. That’s real life, yeah? It’s shit; it happens, but why was this whole movie based around that? Was it a political statement? We don’t really need more political movies these days??? People are aware, and things are shit as is; idk it just felt forced. But this is a v controversial subject so imma shut up lol

THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES. Unless you’re Anna. Then you suffer severely cuz,,, fuck her, right? The entire cave thing (as beautiful and needed as it was) could’ve been prevented entirely if Elsa had just fucking communicated. But instead, Anna had to suffer again in such a severe way. Her feelings DID have consequences; they effected her severely and even influenced wreckless behaviour. But then?? it’s all over. And suddenly, it doesn’t matter. Suddenly, who cares? Elsa returns and is (for some unforeseen reason) magically forgiven. This ISN’T HOW SISTERS ARE. If my sister pulled half the shit Elsa did, the first thing she’d be greeted with is a slap across the face and a very loud “fuck you.” THEN she’d get a hug and some tears. You don’t fuck with people’s emotions like that. And the fact that there were no serious consequences is infuriating.

Anna becomes Queen without context. Did she want to be queen? Did she suggest it? Did Elsa decided “eh fuck it i’m bored, your turn” and just dump it on her? Anna is a free-spirit. Yes, she was absolutely devoted to her kingdom; her people always came first; she was an incredibly loving and selfless princess, but was she truly prepared to give up that freedom to be Queen? I think she fits the role beautifully; she was absolutely born to rule. But is she happy? Or is she yet again cleaning up Elsa’s mess, since that seems to be all she does?

Why did Elsa stay in the forest? Is it because she felt like she belonged with the spirits? With the people? Away from civilisation? All of the above? None of the above? And how did that conversation go with Anna? How did she explain; “hey, I know I died and fucked you up and promised that we’d always stay together, but I’ve decided I’m gonna leave you behind again and stay here with these people I barely know.” Did Anna object, or did she see the positives of being away from someone so toxic???? It makes no senseeeee, they were so good together in the first movie; it all feels so out of character. Both of them feel out of character.

There were few (very few) moments in which they really were like themselves:

The charades scene.

“You think I’m c R A Z Y?”

Head tilts with Bruni.

Anna laughing at Elsa’s braid-stache.

Elsa making toys for children.

The pleasant Kristanna scenes at the beginning.

Anna’s anger scenes.

Even Elsa’s personal drama???

but that’s it? I’ve seen it four times in theatre, and a few times online (though mostly in pieces) so I don’t think I missed anything. Perhaps I’m blinded by the frustration that this film caused. Overall:

The plot was weak.

The animation was beautiful.

Kristanna wasn’t the Kristanna we truly know?

Elsa was dramatic and annoying because she had no development.

Anna was demoted to a clingy side-character and was given a half-assed purpose.

The music was meh.

There was too much and yet somehow not enough.

It was a mess.

Six years. SIX. I-

ugh.

final note: PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTIONS IF I MISSED SOMETHING. I think it’s also important to note that if you went to the theatre for 2 hours of entertainment, that’s great, but not the same as those of us that have dedicated six years of our lives to these characters? So please don’t come @ me if you were just a movie-goer. I also wanna say that there were a lot of parts of this movie that I loved and will hold onto, but overall, the movie as a whole was meh. I LOVED Anna & Elsa in Frozen; they had good development and had reasons for being how they were. They had a good dynamtic and worked well together. I hated their relationship in F2; it was toxic and forced in many ways; they didn’t interact nearly enough, and when they did, they were bitching for the sake of plot, which was very frustrating.

This isn’t a hate post so please don’t come at me lol my opinion is entirely irrelevent in the grand scheme of things, but hey, we’re here to chat and share, right?

sigh.

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tempestaurora · 5 years

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endgame opinions

spoilers under the cut. i’ve opened my dms so feel free to come and scream/yell/cry/whatever with me. this turned out really long because i start speculating half way through as well as talking about opinions.

let’s start with harley keener, my son, who was literally only in the movie for a second, at the fucking funeral. are you kidding me. and a lot of people don’t know what ty simpkins looks like now?? so even my friend didn’t know who he was until i started physically vibrating in my seat

HOWEVER, he and peter are in the same location, which totally opens up a plausible reason for them to know each other, become best friends/brothers/roommates at MIT

it’s sad that it was just him standing alone though, like no one stood with him, like his mother or anyone. that’s sad.

i wrote a harley keener infinity war fic so like,, feel free to read that to get the harley keener endgame feelings we DESERVE

aNYWAY, good film

i enjoyed it a lot for the most part, like i have so few complaints its unreal

it’s a genuinely funny film that didn’t feel like it was shoehorning in comedic relief, but like the movie was SUPPOSED to be lighter and funnier and drama was happening in between

i didn’t care for the ending in the slightest fuck that

i’m pissed about being lied to by the directors about a canon gay character. they sat up there on their high horses, congratulating themselves for a job well done for diversity, when it was just a fucking extra with no name, referring to a male partner twice. that’s it. you’re fucking kidding me if you think that’s diversity, if the russos truly think that was worth getting our hopes up for.

you know who could’ve been confirmed lgbt? valkyrie. steve. bucky. tony. (and no, tony appreciating steve’s ass doesn’t confirm our bi father, son and holy spirit on screen, unfortunately.)

that’s a fucking joke, russos. i hope they’re fucking ashamed of that.

(i really was watching that final bucky/steve scene and hoping for some hint of, it was always you, you know and got fucking nothing. i barely even ship stucky and i know that it should’ve been them)

the clint/natasha fight on vormir was the best scene, hands down. there’s no competition here. it was the best moment of the film, and despite my annoyance at the russos seeing that the audience didn’t appreciate gamora dying to further a man’s arc, and then fucking doing it again, i really did like that scene

i figured nat was gonna die but i didn’t think i’d actually be sad about it

as soon as they said they were going to vormir i knew the fight would happen and it lived up to every expectation and some

the barton home cold open was fantastic

why the ever loving FUCK was carol danvers so forcefully advertised to us?????? why were we told over and over and over that carol was gonna kill thanos, that she was gonna save the day, that the avengers literally had zero chance without her????? she had four minutes of screentime what the fuck

i appreciate her and peter’s interaction though that was cute and he was wrecked

the peter/tony reunion was cute af, glad they finally got their hug

also, i always wanted peter to call him tony but like that???? nah

side note, don’t remember in the slightest what rhodey and peter said as tony died because i was sitting there going, he’s not actually gonna die, obviously, that’s not gonna happen, they’re gonna make us think he will and then he’ll come back so i missed both their goodbyes

i know it was a 3 hour film but there was space for... more. there should’ve been more. where was rocket and groot’s reunion? where was bucky and steve’s?

where did valkyrie get a fucking pegasus from

bruce and hulk’s new system is hilarious but the fact that he dabbed pains me

bruce wielding the gauntlet was so incredibly left field i loved it, like no one guessed that he’d be the one to bring everyone back. no one

scott did great

i’m not sure if i can settle myself with this five year time jump for a whole host of reasons

1. do we have, officially, a new cassie lang actress? is our iconic abby ryder fortson leaving us for an older actress???

2. far from home takes place, supposedly, a week after endgame. it was one of the reasons i believed tony wouldn’t die, because it seems like a wholly upbeat film - and y’all saw his face at the funeral, he was fucking gone - and it’s even been confirmed to be lighter and funnier, so there better be some fucking low blow that takes peter out on the tony front (but did the writers/directors even know tony had died when they made the film? will it be ignored altogether?) back to the main point:

2a. it’s around the year 2023 and as soon as the entire world comes back, there’s a two week field trip to europe that peter and all his classmates have somehow paid for, signed permission slips for, and arranged, despite the fact that they’ve all been dead for five years. and i mean all. literally the entire main cast of spiderman is still in peter’s class, they haven’t grown up and moved on. the entire fucking cast got dusted.

3. we didn’t really get to see tony and steve make up??? they kinda just brushed over everything

i almost cried seeing ned leeds and peter reunite

okay now the biggies:

i’m Not Okay with tony stark dying

i’m not

it’s not just that he’s my favourite character and i care about him above all others, it’s that his entire arc has been about first, accountability, and second, leaving the fight. yes, it’s also got a lot of heart motifs and mentions of sacrifice too. i understand that. but tony has been wrestling with his father’s legacy and the kind of father he’ll be since day one.

he deserved his happy ending.

not just five years. not just a daughter who will know OF him but not know him, who’ll forget the short time of memories she has in due course. he deserved to grow old with his daughter and his wife and the kid whose photo he placed on the shelf in the kitchen, where he could see it every day.

he does deserve rest. but he deserves the kind of rest where he’s alive.

i have said before that if tony stark dies, i stop watching the mcu, and tbh, might actually go through with it. i don’t know if i really want to watch the films, knowing he’s gone? (and that they could’ve used either the time stone, or, you know, their time travel machine, to go two weeks back, grab that tony and bring him into the present. say, hey, you died, but now you can keep living.)

and steve.

oh steve.

i love steve rogers, i do. i absolutely adore steve rogers. but i’m about the same level of angry about his ending as i am about tony’s.

and honestly? it’s only because it’s not him. it’s not the him we know. my friend said that cap went and settled down because he’d finally learnt the lesson tony had been teaching; that maybe there is a reason to set down the shield and live a quiet, good life. but i don’t like it. it opens time anomalies, inconsistencies. it doesn’t feel like him.

since cap came into the 21st century, his story line has had a motif of moving on. about getting with the times, learning new music, new references, finding old friends and having to decide whether he should hold onto them and risk what he has now, or let them go. he’s been staring at a photo of peggy carter since 2011, he made peace with her life when he visited her in hospital, he let her go when she died. he watched her, through her office window, be director of shield, knowing she was about to have a life that she loved. she has children, a family.

it doesn’t feel like the steve rogers i know to take that away from her

but at the same time, i understand that sometimes, he should get to be a little selfish. he was selfish when it came to protecting bucky over all else, and it ended with mixed results.

i loved the final scene, of he and peggy dancing and kissing, but i think i would’ve loved that scene just as much, if not more, if it had happened in the afterlife. with an about time from peggy.

on the same subject: bucky and sam.

i’m super happy with sam being the next captain america (does this mean we’ve been lied to about the whole falcon and winter soldier tv show? is it actually a captain america and winter soldier show?)

i think bucky knew what steve’s plans were, though it would’ve been nice to have some on-screen confirmation. i think that’s why he seemed relieved that steve was sitting on the bench; he knew what steve was going to do and was glad he’d lived long enough to pass the torch once and for all

HOWEVER, the time anomalies i mentioned:

peggy carter’s established timeline is broken

does sharon carter exist? if yes, does this timeline’s steve rogers still make out with her

if steve goes into the past, the steve that he already was and his whole existence in the 21st century will still happen. that means he’ll look for peggy. that means he’ll find her. with him. in the future/present. steve is therefore made aware of the future - would that then effect how he acts with civil war/infinity war etc? would that then erase the events that happened, limiting steve from going back?

does he tell anyone that hydra is in shield

does he get bucky the fuck out of hydra or does he let his best friend be tortured for 70 years

i think bucky should’ve been a part of the sam/captain america torch conversation. if only because steve’s narrative has focused around bucky since 2011 and it ends with a don’t do anything stupid while i’m gone / you’re taking all the stupid with you - that’s not a satisfactory ending lads

much of me thinks steve and tony’s outcomes should’ve been switched. tony wants a quiet life, steve has said many times that he can’t imagine giving up the fight, living as a civilian in obscurity. i think it’s a cruel way to end it.

plus steve is ALWAYS the one making speeches about sacrifice, but he’s never the one to actually make the sacrifice. it’s always tony.

i’m happy for steve, i am.

i think i’d just be happier if morgan could grow up with her father and if pepper wasn’t a single parent and peter didn’t have to navigate the rest of his life - super powered and not - alone

side note, far from home taking place a week after endgame: nick fury wasted no fucking time jumping on spiderman. like, tony absolutely protected him from fury before infinity war, and the dude’s barely buried and fury’s making his move on peter - not cool

anyway, i genuinely did enjoy the film. i find it incredibly difficult to believe this was shot immediately after infinity war because the tone is so different, and i was remembering all those photos we had from reshoots and realised none of those scenes made it in the final cut.

it was a good film. probably the most emotionally mature of the mcu. not my favourite. i’m angry about the ending. nebula should’ve killed thanos at least once. cool that gamora’s back. sad about nat. devastated about tony. happy for steve on the surface, until i spend 2 seconds looking deeper. loki’s probably alive because the timeline changed and they replaced the tesseract in 1970, not 2012, so officially, loki never goes to asgard jail anymore

but for real: how does steve replace the tesseract in the past when it’s now the space stone? how does he get that past anyone at all?

edit: I SOMEHOW forgot about rescue, the moment i’ve been waiting for for a decade

i love her, i love the suit, i love the pepper was incredibly badass with it with zero hesitation. i wish someone had said the name rescue like i wish someone had said captain marvel - but no dice. it’s such a rad suit and seeing her and tony fight side by side was so cool

edit 2 bc im a dumbass: CLINT MY ARROW BOY I LOVE YOU, YOU GOT ALL THE SCREENTIME U FUCKIN DESERVED

#endgame spoilers #avengers spoilers #avengers endgame #marvel #mcu #bethany talks

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theatricalwriter · 5 years

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Can I get a male Mean Girls & Newsies ship? So I’m very tall and very clumsy. I do musical theater and I want to write musicals for a living. My favorite play is 12 Angry Men and my favorite musical is Waitress. I’m very assertive and confrontational. I’m protective and value my ambition and intelligence. I won’t let people push me over. However, I try to be a friend to everyone. I have a witty sense of humor. I really like rain, dogs, History, and true crime. Thank you!

thank you so much for being my first ship request!! sorry they took so long (and that they’re vv long) i just wanted to make sure they were the best they could be!! i’m still pretty new at this, so i apologize if they aren’t at their best yet. but i really hope you like them!! (i also didn’t know your gender, if you ideneify with one, so i tried keeping it as gender neutral as i possibly could

mean girls:

i ship you with kevin g!!

you and kevin met when regina decided to diss your friend

let’s just say that anyone who was around to witness it was quaking in their boots at the sight of you calling regina “the love child of satan and a barbie doll, especially since she has the personality of one.” “which one?” “yes.”

everyone was fearful for you, but kevin actually found it pretty fucking hot

when you, yes you, decided that the conversation was over, kevin was like “oh shit, this girl is a badass!!”

he knew of you already from some of his classes, but with you being more interested in musical theatre and he in mathematics, you were pretty much out of his orbit. still, he always thought you were pretty cool

so, in class a few periods after, he asked you if you wanted to go on a date with him and you said yes!!

as far as first dates went, yours with kevin was pretty good!! you went to a diner in town where you two talked about yourself and interests

he thought you were absolutely adorable when you told him all about your favorite things like the rain or how much you adore history or how freaking cute dogs are

BUT he knew that he wanted to be with you when he saw your eyes light up with passion as you talked about your favorite shows. like, the way you spoke about how the soundtrack of waitress was so incredibly written or how 12 angry men played on another interest of yours (true crime), well, he just felt that feeling in one’s heart when they know they really like someone

so y’all eventually got together!!

as your relationship progressed, he saw how clumsy you were. tbh, he found it pretty terrifying at first, but after seeing you trip enough times and get up five seconds later, totally fine, he started to find it kind of endearing.

like, say you ever got a scratch, he’d place that bandaid on top of it and give it a lil kiss and F L U F F

your relationship is also a lot of supporting one another. you cheer him on at the mathlete competitions and him popping up at your shows with flowers after pretty much screaming during your bows

he loves how into those true crime shows you get. tbh, you two probably have marathons for this kind of program and i can almost guarantee you for every episode he says something like “it was the sister, fucking obvious.” and then it’s the sister. do you make bets? yes.

my idea is that one night when you win a bet, you two have your first kiss

like, you’re both just cuddled up under blankets with pizza boxes beside y’all (the bet’s probably over the last slice) and you win and get so excited that you get close to his face to rub it in that you were right. SO he just sees how adorable you look at that moment and shoots his shot

it was a shock to you at first, but it was also just perfect that you practically melted

he got worried that he should’ve asked first but you shut him up by giggling and getting closer to him beneath the blankets

cuddles are a thing and they are constant

wearing his mathlete jacket alL THE FUCKING TIME

debates and insult battles are a thing (usually ends with you victorious and kevin salty bc he can’t match you)

he loves watching you destroy someone who acts like a total dick to either you, him, or any of your friends tbh bc it totally turns him on

but the fact that you’re so sweet to others makes him so happy as well. like, you really be standing up for strangers and making new friends like THAT

for your birthday, you’re surprised with tickets to see the national tour production of waitress and IT WAS GREAT!! you got your playbill signed and got to spend a whole day in the city with your favorite person

that day was a day you’d never be able to forget, bc that day let you know how much you really loved this man

“i love you, kev.”

“i love you too.”

newsies:

i ship you with crutchie!!

you were katherine’s apprentice of sorts

you really want to write vaudeville shows (since musicals didn’t really become a thing until oklahoma was written) so you have to settle for the criminal section of the newspaper

one very hot day day you were out looking for a story to either write for yourself or give to katherine when you met crutchie

you passed by a dog and were freaking BESIDE YOURSELF with love!! he was a stray and you knew it was probably not a very good idea to try and pet it, but he was just giving you these cute baby eyes (thankfully he didn’t bite)

then you heard the sweetest laughter from a couple feet away from you. it was a boy with a dirty face, albeit an adorable face, sandy hair and a leg that didn’t seem to be working too well so he had a crutch

“sorry. didn’t mean to laugh there.”

“no, it’s okay. i probably look a mess right now.”

“uhh... n-no, you’se actually look pretty nice.”

you two talked for a bit before it started to get darker. before you parted ways, he told you his normal selling spot and you said you’d hope to see him soon. which you did btw bc you went to talk to him a lot

one day, you went back and he wasn’t there :(

you didn’t say anything to anybody in hopes that he was maybe sick or something, but then you heard about a brawl with the newsboys and got worried.

you went to jacobi’s with kath and even though they were all hyped from being in the pape despite being beat the hell up, you asked a kid with a cigar where crutchie was

“OOoOHh, so YOU’RE the one crutchie’s been talkin about?!”

cue a bunch of teasing from the boys and big blushing/heated face from you before you regain your composure and stand your fucking ground and practically demand to know where he is

they approve

but you were devastated to find out what happened to crutchie!! this made you go: “what can i do to help?”

they approve 10X

after the news strike is won, crutchie was released from the refuge. he hugged and was greeted by all his friends, but then his eyes landed on you AND WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOY’S INFECTIOUS SMILE BECAME 20X BRIGHTER THE SUN SAID “FUCK”

you threw your arms around his boy and he did the same to you

“i missed you.”

“i missed ya too.”

you pulled back to look at his face, and you could see the need for our approval in his eyes. when you nodded, you kissed. all the boys were loud as hell and i’m pretty sure jack might’ve teared up out of pride a little bc YOU KNOW that crutchie gushed about you to this man

so, your relationship is cute as hell

like, you’d probably spend a few of your nights in the lodge and you’d probably be writing on your notepad and he’d just love your little writing face

also, if you write music for your shows, he would want to hear some of it!!

he loves how smart you are and loves it when you read your work out loud to him before you go to sleep. also loves hearing you give him little historical facts. it’s just something he finds interesting

once again, you being clumsy worries him. it worries him a lot.

crutchie finds it so funny when you sass the boys. ESPECIALLY race. you basically ruin this man’s career on the daily.

but you’re friends with all of the newsies!! which he loves!! it’s important that you and his family get along and you do so that’s all that matters.

say the delanceys tried some shit. you’d fuck them up with words alone and they’d scamper like the rats they are.

one day, you sat with him at his spot. it started to rain, and while everyone else on the street started to groan and find a place for cover, you let out a joyful laugh before heading out into the street and just danced

crutchie saw the pure happiness in your eyes as the rain hit your perfect face and let out a laugh of his own

you felt transported back to that day you met, and you skipped over to him and planted the sweetest, most love-filled kiss on his lips

tbh, just a cute fucking relationship overall

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empressdrega27 · 5 years

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Ooh! Those loving self-shipping asks with you and Ahk? - atomic-shipping

Aaaaaaaaaaaa I wasn’t expecting to get any asks tonight!! Thank you so much, ily!!!

1. When is your f/o the most gentle with you?

Ahk is always gentle with me tbh, cuz I’m rather monstrous in appearance and I take a lot of punishment in my line of work, so he makes it a point to be gentle and tender with me as much as possible. However, I’d say he takes extra care when I lose my temper. I’m very protective, and I don’t tolerate people’s shit so I unfortunately live up to my monstrous reputation, and when that happens Ahk’s always there to soothe my fury and bring me back to reality. He’s one of only a few people who are immune to my dragon terror aura, and he’s never been afraid of me, so him continuing to be gentle and sweet towards me even when I look like an eldritch horror is perhaps one of the cornerstones of our relationship!

2. Does your f/o have trouble expressing love to you?

Not at all! Ahk’s very open about his love and affection, and he makes sure to ensure I feel loved each and every day no matter what! He’s big on pda and when we’re apart for any length of time, he sends me little texts like “I miss you 😢” or “I hope you’re feeling well, my goddess 💕”. He’s a hopeless romantic if ever there was one~

3. Do you have trouble expressing love to your f/o?

I used to, due to my social awkwardness and my inexperience with relationships. But now I’m happy to say that I express my love to Ahk as easily as he does to me! I just have, eh, different ways of expressing my love. I’m more animalistic so I like to snuggle up against him and purr, or wrap my wings around him and lay in his lap! I’m rather cat-like in my affection actually!

4. How much do you say you love your f/o? How much do they say they love you?

I tell him every day, every time it pops into my mind, which is quite often. And he’s the same, he tells me he loves me whenever he feels he needs to, which is a lot. Not that I mind tho~

5. How does your f/o kiss?

Ahk’s kisses are full of endless passion! He pulls me down to his level and puts a hand on my cheek or on my jaw, as the other is woven into my hair or firmly holding one of my horns, and he kisses me like he hasn’t see me in weeks. Or he’ll jump into my arms and wrap his arms around my neck and kiss me all over my face before resting his forehead against mine. His kisses always hold so much meaning, and I can always tell what he’s saying with each one: “Being away from you was agony”, “You’re so beautiful, I’m so lucky to have you”, or the most common one: “You’re my wife, and that fact made me so happy I just had to kiss you so you could feel the happiness too”

6. At what point did you and your f/o start getting affectionate with each other?

Literally the moment after we confessed our feelings towards each other. But before that we would hug and he’d touch my hand or I’d catch him if he tripped and the contact would last a little longer than it should’ve cuz we secretly wanted to touch each other all the freakin time lmao.

7. What’s your f/o’s style of affection? (Soft, reserved, nonstop, etc.)

NONSTOP. Ahk was trapped in a coffin for FIFTY YEARS, my dude he is touch starved to hell, and tbh so am I. We hold hands, we cuddle, he sits in m lap at every opportunity and I sit in his lap too (much to his smug delight lol). But he’s also soft too, gentle touches and scritches along with kisses and cuddles~

8. What’s your favorite thing your f/o does to you?

Ok so, lemme paint you a picture: I’ve been burdened with a metric fuckton of responsibility. I’m a superhero, I’m protector of the multiverse, I’m the ruler of an entire planet….. It’s a lot. And Ahk knows all of this, but you know what? He treats me like I’m just, me. I’m not Empress Elizabeth of Arkaydia, or Divine Protector. I’m just Eliz, his wife. And he’s not Ahkmenrah, fourth king, he’s just Ahk. We can be normal for a change, or at least as normal as we can get. When we get back from the museum or a mission and we get into some comfy clothes and watch the great british bake off, and Ahk runs his fingers though my hair and asks me “Have you ever made one of those?” That’s my favorite thing. Being myself, and being with him like that. There’s nothing better~

9. Who initiates things between you?

Hehe, well we’re both the culprit in that regard~ We’re both guilty of initiating a steamy makeout session which invariably leads to, other things~

10. How does your f/o keep you safe? How would you do the same?

Welp, I’m that girl that kinda doesn’t give a fuck about her own safety, so Ahk was naturally very concerned and insisted on coming with me on missions so I didn’t keep letting myself get shot or set on fire. He takes my safety very seriously, since I uh, I really don’t. He’s got magic and the power of Egypt on his side, as well and just, SO many curses. Needless to say, I feel very safe around him cuz people underestimate him, until it’s too late and they’ve been mummified alive. Now on the other hand, Ahk’s a very capable warrior. He can and does take care of himself. But he gets captured and shot at a lot and as I said earlier, I have a horrible temper. If Ahk is even remotely in danger, I go ballistic and take out the threat with deadly and terrifying accuracy. I have so many powers and abilities that I can choose the most pants shittingly scary ways to make bad guys regret they were ever born. Ahk is a force to be reckoned with, but I have no chill and I play a lot of mortal kombat. I have a monstrous reputation for a reason.

11. Who gives the smallest forms of affection?

Eh, prolly me I guess? I mean, I make lunch for him, or sweets and surprise him with them. And I like to sneak up on him and kiss his cheeks before darting away laughing. Tbh I can’t really think of any small forms of affection from Ahk, maybe cuz his affection always feels unfathomably grand to me no matter what~

12. Are you and your f/o comfortable with saying “I love you” in front of others?

HELL YEAH MY DUDE!! Ahk and I are that couple that everyone lowkey is salty at for being so lovey and perfect lmfao. We say we love each other no matter who’s in the vicinity~

13. How much time do you or your f/o devote to relaxing/cuddling?

Uh, let’s just say a large amount of our time is spent relaxing and cuddling, like a significant chunk of time lol. We buy bean bags and other things so we can cuddle in various random places, if that gives you an idea of how much time we spend in each other’s arms~

#Drega speaks #Medjay #f/o #drega writes

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robinmagik · 6 years

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Not A Minute Wasted

A/N: I spent a whole fucking nite writing this because Bruce is like hard for me to write so I’m sorry if this sounds weird? Anyway, if this gets enough likes and reblogs I’ll write a second part to this. I know some people don’t like a huge age difference but I like it when it’s between two concenting adults. So WARNINGS; a huge? age gap (the reader is 23 and Bruce is 38) and some cursing.

Bruce Wayne x reader

Summary: Reader has a on and off relationship with Bruce. They make up once again and she finds out his deepest darkest secret. [It’s a cute story tbh lmao]

PART TWO PART THREE FINAL

Y/n is young, intelligent, and beautiful in her own way and that is what attracted many people to her. Sure, she may not be intelligent like with a high IQ or was exceedingly perfect at all subject academically but she has her own spark of intelligence, her own way of thinking wether it was artistically or logical. It’s what made her her and that is what attracted Bruce Wayne to her.

The tabloids had a field trip about the fact that a thirty-eight old was with a seemingly young woman; who of course was called a gold digger and much more fancier names. Though the first time was a mistake when the paparazzi caught her leaving the manor with him by her side.

What had happened was, she got piss drunk at the Gala party and found herself drunkly wandering around the manor until she found a room where she hugged her bottle of champagne and fell asleep on the soft bed. Coincidentally that bed belonged to Bruce who was just as startled as Alfred when they found her softly snoring away. Now, he wasn’t about to kick her out like a puppy out into the rain (it wasn’t raining that night). Instead like a man with common sense (you gotta question if he has any sometimes) had Alfred prepare a room for her. Bruce picked her up bridal style and took her to the spare room. He tried to take the bottle out of her hands but she flung her hand up almost slapping him. He just left her with it with a disgruntled sigh.

The next morning Y/n woke up with a throbbing headache and a confusion as to where the heck she was. Her dress was still on—the first thing she checked—and a bottle was on the floor. She remembered that bottle and a fancy long alway and a soft bed, and strong arms. Y/n stumbled out of bed to explore the place and amongst the exploration Bruce Wayne found her petting Ace who wasn’t very good with strangers. Yet Ace enjoyed her cooing. After that meeting he couldn’t stop thinking of her only because he was slightly curious (that’s as far as he’ll admit that he was infatuated with her) but Alfred knew. And Alfred hoped that Y/n would pop up again somehow, someway.

After the newspapers and the gossips, Bruce and Y/n took small dates that gradually turned into bigger, intimate dates but he has yet to fully know her. After all, Bruce Wayne—Batman couldn’t find much about Y/n’s background only her full name and where she came from but nothing about her family or her past. He wasn’t even sure if Y/n was her actual name. And they say Batman is the Greatest Detective ever.

Y/n saw past Bruce’s clumsy, happy, dumb billionaire playboy act but even so she didn’t push him to open up. He is a difficult man and hard to understand, though she wasn’t going to break her head to understand him. He’s a bit of an asshole but kind and always trying to help others. She always wondered what a dumb billionaire playboy is doing with a body like his. Bruce’s body was like of a man who’s gone through hard ships and who could probably fight a mountain lion. She was sure he didn’t gain such a bod going to the gym. And all those scars worried her so she asked which wasn’t something she should’ve done because he lied through his teeth, so she didn’t ask twice. He may be an amazing liar to everyone else but she’s observant and in-tune with the vibes a person emits.

Y/n was on her second year off from college. She has three jobs and Bruce offered to pay for her apartment and other stuff which she got mad at even though her young, eighteen year old struggling self would’ve taken that opportunity but some opinions change as you age. Y/n got into an ugly argument with him which ended up in a break up. Who broke up with who? We’ll never know (it was y/n). It was only their first month of dating when they broke up. Bruce was upset but not as upset as you’d think. It’s not like she broke his heart or anything but it irked him for some reason.

Batman seemed to be a little bit more quieter and more annoyed with the rogues. Even Robin noticed.

Damian couldn’t believe that that harlot clouded his father’s mind. Who was she anyway? He wanted to pay a visit but if father heard of it he was sure he wouldn’t be able to go on patrol for more than a week. It wasn’t something he really wanted. Damian didn’t get along with Y/n when she was with Bruce. He didn’t like her one bit. She was too young—just one year younger than Dick—yet he didn’t trust her. Even when she tried to be nice to him he didn’t accept it. He talked to Dick about it who listened in return and was already curious about this Y/n.

Funnily enough, Dick never met her. He was too busy caught up in Bludhaven but when he got the chance he coicendently bumped into her with Tim in a diner she was working at. At her time at the manor, Tim got along with her and he actually liked her. He said she was kind and overly understanding, rare to meet someone like that anymore. Dick thought she was beautiful and charming making them both laugh with her sassy comments and sarcasm. It almost reminded him of someone who uses a lot of sarcasm (you know who).

Y/n thought Dick was handsome but not her cup of tea. She has a thing for older men and she blames her mother and the media for that. Truthfully, she missed Bruce but had enough pride to not call him up. She was the one who broke up with him after all. So she talked to Alfred who promised not to tell Bruce anything.

“Alfred, who was that on the phone?” Bruce walks into the kitchen with a suit and tie and his brief case. He pours himself a cup of coffee.

“Oh, just an old friend from the theatre community.” Alfred said. “I have your papers ready for you, sir.”

“Thank you, Alfred.” He places them in his brief case.

“Ahem, out of curiosity, Master Bruce but have you talked to Miss Y/n?”

“I know you miss her company, Alfred, but she decided to end things.” He sighs. “I’ll be taking the Lamborghini today.”

“Why the change of heart, sir?”

“No reason.”

“Does it have to do with the fact that Miss Y/n told you to be more spontaneous? As if you weren’t full of surprises already,” he mutters loud enough for Bruce to hear.

He choses to ignore Alfred’s comment but does a double take at him.

“She may…have something to do with it.”

“For Godsake, Master Bruce, you should talk to her. Call her. I’m sure she misses you as well.”

Bruce lets out a low soft grunt which makes Alfred roll his eyes at him. Sometimes he wonders where that stubbornness comes from even though he knows where. Alfred bids him goodbye and goes along his schedule for the day.

Driving—more like zooming down the streets he stops at a red light only to see a familiar face strutting across, minding her business. He wasn’t the only one taken by her. People stopped to watch her even when the green light turned.

Y/n could feel people staring. At first she wondered if she had toilet paper stuck on her or if she looked weird, for a moment she felt self-conscious, but then she held her head up high and smirked. She knew she was hot. God, I’d kill for a donut. She thought as she disappeared around the corner and the honks began.

Bruce knew where she works, maybe he’d go get coffee at the diner—no. I’m not about to chase her. He had a stubborn pride and ego. Though somehow she manages to sneak into his thoughts while at work. Her pretty face when she laughed, her ugly, snotty crying face, and those passionate eyes when she talked about a subject she loved. Then he thought about how she had him wrapped around her pinky with just one lustful look. He could practically hear her moans and her giggles. She made him feel like a teenage boy again, honestly. Bruce left early and went to find her. That’s how they ended here; in a fancy restaurant with a beautiful outdoor patio kind of just quietly looking at each other.

Well, Y/n was more glaring because he took her out of work and she’s wearing her uniform which had a ketchup stain that didn’t look as flattering.

“Are you ready to order?” The waitress comes by again a bit nervous because last time Y/n accidentally shot her a glare.

“Yeah,” Y/n says with a polite smile. “I’ll have a strawberry margarita.”

“Of course, and you, Mr. Wayne?”

He smiles at her. “I’m fine for now. Thank you.”

She leaves with a nod and a smile.

After a bit of silence he decided to speak first. He apologized for being out of line and not taking her feelings into consideration. Watching Bruce apologize was the highlight of her day because it was like watching someone making something more complicated than it is. It was cute and sweet. Especially, when pulled out a gift wrapped in a gold bow.

It was a private gift that only Y/n knew what he meant behind it because it was something specifically for her. It made her heart melt. She placed it on her lap and then smiled at the waitress when she placed her drink in front of her.

“Oh, Bruce.” She looks at her gift. “I accept your apology and I have to say.” She glances at him with the softest look. “I’m sorry too. I tend to take things too personally, y’know? I understand you where you were coming from…I just got mad.” She sighs. “I’m not materialistic. I like being happy and having lots of sex. That simple.”

He chuckles. “Believe it or not, I’m not exactly used to having it simple.”

“Guess, you’ll have to get used to me.”

“I guess I will.”

Y/n smiles from ear to ear with a light pink blushing glowing on her cheeks. Though the glowing was probably from the other margarita drink she ordered. Either way she was glowing.

The rest of the day was spent wherever she wanted and she wanted to ride fast in his car. She loves the thrill of it, the sharp turns and the goosebumps the rush gave her was amazing. He even taught her how to drive it and when she got the hang of it, she went wild. At the end of it, her hair was a mess but she didn’t care she was having fun with Bruce. He paid the guy who let them use the open space and then they left to the manor where Alfred was busy and Damian was training.

With all the kisses and the giggling coming from Y/n they didn’t notice Damian. She pulled him to the kitchen where she began to look through the fridge.

“What are you looking for, Y/n?” He asks, his eyes lingering on her body.

“This!” She holds a grapefruit in her hand. “I’m gonna give you a b—Damian!”

“L/n.” He narrows his eyes at her. “Father, you’re home early. What is L/n doing here? Is she going to leave soon?”

“She isn’t going to leave…yet.” Y/n smiles at him. “Don’t worry, Damian, I won’t take your daddy away.”

Y/n didn’t know who was Damian cockblocking but he didn’t let them have a moment together for one split second. Even when Bruce had his arm around Y/n, he managed to slip in between them. She knew that he didn’t like her and that was fine. Kids in general don’t like her but god, she wanted to fuck Bruce and she was sure that he felt the same way when he looked at her. But somehow with some twisted luck they got to have a moment together which sadly didn’t require the grapefruit though she promised she’d use it.

They had sex. God those hands of his, how they roam around her skin and just hold her so passionately like those beautiful sculptured greek statues. They didn’t have to speak or make love, every time he held her like that was like some sort of ecstasy and she didn’t want him to stop. That fateful night he left after giving her a kiss on her temple. She woke up past midnight and wondered where Bruce was. She wandered around with one of his button down shirts. She couldn’t find Alfred either and Ace and Titus were soundly asleep. Apparently, Tim had to leave for some overnight school trip and Damian wasn’t in bed.

She was in the library when she heard something opening that startled her. She hid behind the couch. She watched Alfred come out from behind that old clock. He leaves the room and closed the door.

“What’s this?” She opens the passage way and a cold air rushes past her.

Y/n looks down the darkness and takes one step in and the clock closes. She cusses. Great, Bruce Wayne is like a low-key dungeon freak or worse he murders people and this is his murder dungeon. The worst thoughts were running through her mind. She got down the long stair case and to her surprise she sees a whole lotta shit; Robin costumes, old Batman costumes, bat-mobiles, and weapons. Then she sees the bat-computer. Okay so, Bruce is a huge Batman fan or Batman lives in Bruce’s basement, what?

“Alfred, are you there?” It was Bruce’s voice but more deeper and rougher.

“What the fu—’’

To be continued?

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