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if theres one thing mike wheeler is gonna do its think abt will and bite his lip like this man is constantly like wow its will hes so cool *CHOMP*
bro ur gonna need some chapstick 😭
#byler#but its not even funny#like whats the reason#*looks will up and down. bites lip*#*looks at wills painting. bites lip*#*talks to will. stops to bite lip*#bro im gonna be honest its a good thing he hates himself and is in love w u otherwise he wld 100% have noticed and called u tf out#my worstie<3#im sure he did it before s4#but like s4 really overloaded us with mike being obviously down bad#ik we hate vol 2 but i still cant really fathom that s4 as a whole exists and is real like wtaf😭😭😭#mike wheeler i know what you are
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i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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infatuation makes your heart race
love is quiet. love sets you at ease.
and because most of my pieces are mental screenshots of little scenes in my head, here's the scene:
Crowley was tugged into consciousness bit by bit. The afternoon light slowly filtered in, as well as the hum of music from the other room and the weird angle his neck was at. He was warm and content and wanted to sink back into his nap, but the threads of sleep fluttered away the more he tried. Finally, he took a deeper breath, shifting in the armchair, and cracked an eye open just a sliver. There he was, the angel, sitting at his desk. Had hardly noticed Crowley was awake, engulfed in his task of retouching a damaged page. Looking at his hands, Crowley became aware of the fuzzy warmth covering his own and peeked down to see a blanket tucked around his shoulders.
The feeling hit him so hard he let his head loll to the side, eyes closed. His chest tightened and he just…buckled. Finally came undone under the weight of his love for Aziraphale. Its inexorable, steadfast pull which he had been pushing back against for millennia, it had finally caught him off guard, sleepy and vulnerable and so tired from holding back, from refusing to name it. It was a quiet surrender. Crowley looked back at Aziraphale with the understanding of a man meeting his end and embracing it.
Perhaps he could gently pull the blanket to the side and get up. Perhaps he could cross the few steps to the desk and place a freshly made cup of tea to Aziraphale’s right. Perhaps he would hold his gaze, for longer than needed to answer “Don’t mention it”. Perhaps he would ask him if he would like a scone with that. Perhaps Aziraphale would understand that this was not about the scone at all. And yet, what Crowley was asking of him was also exactly about scones. And tea. And quiet afternoons together. Perhaps the angel would finally put down his sword, too, and the world would let out a breath it had been holding for millennia.
the soulmate to this piece, i guess.
#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable husbands#myart#hozier's first light has chemically altered my brain and this is kind of the emotion i wanted to put into this piece#yanno? you look at your loved one and just know with immense gravity that youre GONE youre so whipped its not even funny anymore
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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.
Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?
Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.
Socialite: Uh... what?
Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.
Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?
Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^
Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.
Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.
Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?
Damian: Red.
Socialite: Oh that's lovely!
Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.
Socialite: Oh.
Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.
Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.
Socialite: Worse.
Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.
Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.
Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.
Tim, behind her: I can vouch.
#batfam#batman#cassandra cain#damian wayne#dc comics#dick grayson#duke thomas#jason todd#tim drake#they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites#its a very fun game for them#bruce just lets it happen#he secretly finds it funny#sometimes even plays along#socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids?#bruce: they were brought to me by an alien
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lost in the beautiful world conjured up by this tweet
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REBLOG if you think they FUCKED RAW !!!!!
#text#sui joke#sry 2 the innocent bystanders (random ppl clicking tbe post to see the original)#im not even really a frerardie but one guy in my notes got mad abt it so i was like WELL I AM WHEN ITS FUNNY !#so srry abt this post U understand
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why is it called monsret pipeline pink if you pour pink can orange out drink from glass
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dash is asleep post the little german boy collection
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mob psycho is the greatest show ever made because reigen being cancelled on twitter is one of the most important moments for his character as well as one of the most emotionally heavy episodes of the show but him being trapped in alone in a purgatory dimension slowly starving to death is treated as a gag and never mentioned again
#I KNOW ITS BECAUSE ITS AN OVA BUT ITS STILL FUNNY#like him being made into a meme and getting doxxed on 4chan drastically changes his behavior going forward#but nearly dying because he was lying to one of his employees about having things under control has no impact on him#he even lies AGAIN and says he'll be fine in the confession arc to the SAME PERSON#like the confession arc was probably written before the ova was even dreamed of but. parallels.#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka
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Sometimes I remember that the only reason Cas is canonically a weirdo even by angel standards is just because Misha, the first onscreen angel, made the acting choice to portray angels as inhuman and eerie, and then all of the subsequent angel actors just ignored that and portrayed the angels as regular people.
#misha: stares unblinkingly at jensen and puts on a funny voice. everyone else: yeah nahhhh#so much of the acting choices on that show were “idk i felt like it” like was there even a director?????#spn#supernatural#castiel#misha collins#this isnt an actual critique or anything its just funny#also weirdo is being used affectionately i love cas to death
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WHE EZ E
important update: dw hes definitely lived in the cave at some point
#sonic boom#sth#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#boom!shadow#boom shadow brain#why is this so funny its not even a joke
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you have such a interesting body ethan ...
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#karl wants ethan so bad and he doesnt even try to hide it#its so funny#he wants him so bad it makes him look stupid#gets rejected by his crush once and instantly breaks down#ethan said no to him his life is over#karl fumbled a bad blonde and was so embarassed he tried to kill him for being the only witness
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while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.
#🐉#unsanitary#this isnt a moral judgement im in the trenches here myself its just funny that one body fluid gets pretty privelege#it doesnt even smell better than the others after a point. unless you like the stench of roadkill.
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For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.
#genshin impact#genshin fanart#neuvillette#visions#wriolette#wriollette#neuvithesley#myart#sorry for the short drabble?#kasndkansd i have emotions over a simple thought i had#the tragedy for someone eternal to fall for someone who's here for only a brief moment eats away at me hhhh#it started with a funny thought of IF neuvillette needs to carry a fake vision for some reason after laughing at the archons for it#and then i remembered how people like kazuha would hold onto their loved one's masterless vision after they died#one thing led to another and now we have some wriolette angst with neuvillette cherishing wrio's masterless vision#after his inevitable passing#and idk if its just the traveller or if its even canon#but i like to think that neuv being a sovereign he would be able to hear the ambition of one's vision and maybe just maybe#he can use wrio's masterless vision to listen to his voice albeit ever so softly
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dilf twink and his drop dead gorgeous wife (+their daughters). Also they're t4t its canon kui told me herself
#I'm so invested in their relationship its not even funny#the divorced couple ever#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck's wife#meijack#flertom#puckpatty#did you know they were childhood friends...?...?#KUI WHATS SHE LIKE#TELL ME MORE ABOUT THEM PLEASE#pLEASE#chilchuck is so hard to draw btw#and for what#my art
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