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jaegerisms · 3 months

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geto who stays at jujustu tech after hidden inventory, and sometime in the future ponders the subsequent developing of your relationship~

It would definitely take Geto a few years to even allow himself to consider if he wanted to marry you. Once he did, it would take him a few more years to actually pull the trigger. So much time in fact, that Satoru of all people gets on his case about it, “Dude, if you don’t fucking marry her already-“

“Satoru please don’t start this right now.” Their daily smoke sessions turning into a weekly occurrence after that. Almost monthly until Satoru gets tired of being avoided and demands his friend tell him why he dreads the topic of marriage so. How could he explain that even though you were the only person he could see himself with, the thought of getting down on one knee made his hands clammy, his heart race, his breath all but stop?

He wasn’t Satoru. He couldn’t brush off his worries so easily. Maybe there had been a point in time when he possessed the confidence to do so. Believing himself to be strong enough to handle anything and come out on top. But that had been before he saw the world crumple around him. Before he realized that he was just man, and there were risks he didn’t have the capacity to handle. Things he couldn’t control.

Eventually, Satoru’s insistent nagging would force Geto to divulge his worries to his friend. And upon hearing them, Satoru bursts into a fit of booming laughter. It pissed Suguru off.

“Bro, you’re nervous? Seriously? It’s been 6 years, if she was gonna leave you it would’ve already happened. Trust me, your emo ass has nothing to worry about.”

For a few weeks afterward, Geto would catch himself studying every interaction between the two of you. The soft voice with which you consoled him, the way you always asked if he was alright after too long of a silence. The way your hand always seemed to drift to him. As if you needed to feel his skin on yours as undoubtedly as your lungs needed air.

The way you brushed his hair, humming whatever tune your mind had decidedly fixated on. The tenderness with which you held his face, tucking his hair behind his ears and staring at his lips as if it pained you not to be latched onto them for even a moment.

Even if he was no longer the careless over confident sorcerer you had fallen in love with all those years ago, he was still your Suguru, no matter what shape he had grown to take. And upon the realization that he could be anything and you would still be there, he went for it.

On a Sunday morning, over coffee, as you sang along to the theme song of whatever show you had playing on tv. Taking sips of your mug between each nail you painted. Bare feet splayed on the edge of the coffee table, chewing on your lower lip in concentration as you tried your best not to make a mess of your attempted pedicure.

Drunk on the casual intimacy, in awe of the effortless beauty that had him in a chokehold, the words fell from his tongue before he had the chance to actually understand what he was doing, “Marry me.”

You nearly choked on your drink. The brush in your hands just moments before clattering to the ground, leaving a stain on the floorboards he would undoubtedly chastise you for later.

“Y-you mean that?”

“Yeah.” He choked out, holding his breath so fiercely he thought he might turn purple. Hands gripping the kitchen counter so hard his knuckles became white.

The shriek that erupted from you nearly scared him half to death. Wet nails be damned, you jump up from your spot on the floor and run to him. Throwing your arms around his neck and jumping up to wrap your legs around his waist. He couldn’t help the breathless laugh that escaped him at your unabashed animation.

Now that wasn’t so hard was it?

#jjk #gojo satoru #geto suguru #geto headcanons #geto suguru headcanons #geto x reader #jjk geto #geto x y/n #geto x you #sil writes

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ghostsbimbo · 6 months

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the boys & hearing a song from your phone on shuffle a/n: nsfw songs ahead <3 ur welcome. tw: some songs contain heavy subjects such as rape.

simon "ghost" riley - good lookin' by dixon dallas

He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy Call him "Daddy" while I holler Man, that boy so damn good looking (looking, looking)

He has a thousand yard stare as you try to contain your laughter at the song. you love this song, and the artist in general. You originally found him when he was just doing rap, his name being iamjakehill. you completely embraced both the pop punk (ur pretty) project & the country project of his. and now, you're showing your lieutenant one of his very gay masterpieces, despite the artist being a very straight man.

könig - dana dan by bloodywood

Not all men, yes, all men Need all men for what we're solvin' Can't be what it's been but we're evolvin' You see for yourself now get involved in Talking all in, do more, boy, it's a war Chainsaw to the dead weight, leave it raw Bloody galore as we clean out the core Yeah, we do it for her, so we kick in the door

he definitely looked up the lyrics, meaning behind the song, and translation as soon as it was over, and with that he found a new band to listen to. listen, the dude may basically be a war criminal [ they all fuckin are, lets admit it ] but he sure as hell would fucking destroy a rapist as soon as he had the opportunity. all of them would.

john price - i threw glass at my friend's eyes and now I'm on probation by destroy boys

But fuck you! You're so old, dude! Like seriously, what do you think you're doing? Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow! You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that one time But in retrospect, it would've been a bad idea 'cause You don't care about me like I care about you so I feel bad

man, this dude felt this song was a personal attack on him. yes, y'all had an age gap, but you needed to assure him he was perfectly fine, and you just liked the song because of trauma prior to meeting him. being a kid/teenager with unmonitered internet access really fucked you up, buddy.

keegan p. russ - chokehold by sleep token [ cover by will ramos ]

So show me that which I cannot see Even if it hurts me Even if I can't sleep Oh, and though we act out of our holy duty to be constantly awake

to say he loved the dudes voice would be an understatement, and then to figure out it was a cover of a song and he heard the original? the man was offended you kept will ramos, his band lorna shore, and the band sleep token from him. his phone would end up being filled with both bands discography.

kyle "gaz" garrick - to the hellfire by lorna shore

Accept this descent into the night Releasing your grasp to induce separation Plunged into the shadows Lost in sensation, we're free falling down into the everblack Can you feel it? These pins and needles

He got scared. He also wondered how you could understand what the guy was saying the whole time. He got VERY confused when the pig squeals started - confused enough to ask if they had a pig in studio. You laughed and explained that no, the vocalist that was screaming - Will - did it all himself. It then lead to you info dumping on the genre of music as a whole.

johnny "soap" mactavish - pisces by JINJER

No promises I ever give Don't rely on me and I won't deceive The beginning or the end you can't tell When I wave my fin and shake my tail I grew in different normality With unblamable morality Hooks and nets are there for me But I'm skittish

The soft voice is what got to him, his eyes going wide when he heard the screaming. He didn't believe you at first when you told him the woman singing was also the one screaming, too. - "No fuckin' way is that a bonnie doin' that." - so you pulled up the song on youtube, and then also pulled up a few live videos of the band, too. He believed you after a few videos, and may have gotten a little jealous when you said she causes you to have a MAJOR gay panic. You also state you wish you had the same amount of talent as her, especially with the screaming.

#.txt #call of duty #cod mwii #mwii #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #keegan p. russ #könig #rat writes

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casablancarossa · 2 months

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Taemin leaving SM; a retrospective rant from a severely uneducated and overly caffeinated fan.

I have thoughts about Taemin leaving SM and by extention Onew too. Might as well drag Minho and Key into this.

Since this is majorly about Taemin, let's talk about him first.

Taemin & SM (pre-NGDA era)

Taemin has been with the company for 16 years, closer to 19 if you count his trainee days. As an older shawol (LLO-era, got me whipped BAD), it was seriously out of the blue that Taemin would be the first to debut solo. SM at the time (i.e in their prime) was a vocal powerhouse and I genuinely thought Jonghyun would be the first one to go solo. SM made the right decision dedicating time and resources in letting him shine and 'Ace' was a phenomenal debut album for Taemin and really stamped that 'Taemin vibe/sound' we all know and love' Generally speaking SM not the best for promotions/scheduling, but the company still had their shit together when 'Move' came out, it felt like it was everywhere and surpassed the noteriety Guilty had achieved. I feel like when Taemin does variety shows, up to now, Move was always the most referenced and remembered act, even amongst the junior idols, that he did and thats because SM did go hard on promoting that song and picked a quiet month to do that comback in.

Taemin vs SM (during/post-NGDA era)

Somewhere along the lines, SM really dropped the ball with promoting Act 1 especially during Taemin's 'Criminal' comeback. They heavily prioritized their newer groups and suddenly their legendary acts were getting shafted with poor promotions and what felt like less dedicated management and resources. I recall, SM postponed the release for Criminal, squashed Taemin in Super-M activties and focused on their new acts while simultaneously over working them (honestly Mark has had such a hectic few years). My internal speculation/assumtion is that, SM figured that acts like SuJu, EXO, SHINee, GG and RV and solo/ duo units, wouldn't need as much dedicated promotions because they are iconic acts and they are fully dependant on fanbases to generate the buzz. Which leads me to my main hypothesis that after a few years of being active, SM really does not care about an artist anymore. Mind you artists that put them on the fucking map to begin with. SM won't double down on these artists because they believe they can't appeal to a younger audience. With the shitshow that was the Criminal promotions. SM really didn't do any better with 'Advice'. Pinning aespa's comeback a day before was a low blow instead of focusing on the talent that's about to go into the military, if they are aware enough to give Taemin a mini comeback so his relevancy sticks throughout his service, why damage it with an aespa release (that felt like it was to tactically avoid facing off the BTS release later than month) and basically doing NOTHING bar announcing pre-orders. Then we enter the 'Guilty' era. Which as we saw was a hit, but mainly because SM capitalized on the power of social media trends, placing Taemin in VARIOUS online contents and slowly dropped related media during winter. I mean we are still not over his 'Guilty' era, the Metamorph concert still has us at a chokehold. I 'd like to think that Taemin became more vocal in what he wanted and expected out of SM when he came back. Obviously the priority to them is/was SHINee and that's fair. DCM did really well with promos (althoughlike most shawols would say, LSM did have a major part to play with that). HOWEVER it was their 15th anniversary comeback last year and I feel like SM treated it like it was just another comeback instead of a major milestone. There were no interviews or press releases for Hard, when events were happening, it felt like it was gate kept to just local fans, like it made me feel like I was living under a rock because it was so last minute and I was not aware of anything. I want to believe that just because SM did an okay job now, excuses them for the last 3 years. What's worse is it's undeniable, Taemin lives to perform and it's no secret he sets some high goals and standard for himself and probably the toll 1) not getting to preform Guilty in GDA, despite wanting to and 2) probably not getting a solid backing for touring globally, despite very vocal fan support. I am not sure if anyone saw that SM forecast for the first two quarters of 2024, but it genuinely feels like Taemin knows that him and SHINee will not be a priority after promotions are finished. I hope I am not dense enough to assume that obviously SHINee has spoken about this privately and internally for a while now. It's really something you can't avoid talking about. Taemin has spoken to his hyungs, people in his circle inside and outside of the industry. Hopefully he is well informed and supported and it seems definite that SHINee is still active as a group.

Key vs SM.

Someone has already mentioned it but if anyone was leaving SM for creative freedom, I genuinely thought it would be Key. 'Bad Love' was an amazing release and Key fought with SM to release with his own brand/aesthetic. Because Taemin's imminent departure is so publicized, SM might be keeping the talks with Minho and Key super under wraps and trying to offer a btter deal. Although recently, bar Good and Great, SM has been using Key as a 'Variety' idol than an actual singer, which sucks because Key is super talented and if SM doesn't recognize that star power now, good luck to them. Also apparently, Kany is signed with BPM? I know she is close with SHInee in general, but I would assume it'd be Key joining her ya'know?

Minho vs SM.

Imma put it out there, the promotions for 'Stay for a Night' was lackluster? I feel like they treat solo Minho and SHINee Minho as two separate entities. Like yes there is a dualism of being a group preformer vs solo preformer. But on the rare occasion SHINee does get promoted Minho seems to get more attention, but as a solo artist, I don't feel the same love for his solo promotions. I hope Minho gets to write and contribute more, which I believe he does in the background. If he does stick to SM, I pray they open other avenues of artistry, primarily, he does really well with his acting roles and yes it really helps that he does fit the 'K-drama ML' look.

Onew vs SM

I feel like Onew gets the short-end of the stick out of the rest of SHINee, never mind that the man has the voice of an angel, but again, he is another one that SM never bothered to market right. It kind of make sense that he would want to leave the company and seek ones that would expand his career inside and outside of singing and while the one good thing SM did recently is make sure Onew was healing and taking care of himself, recent SHINee promo activities feels like they are treating Onew's break as a hush hush 'taboo topic' Honestly, bring back the era where our idols would randomly disappear during promotions because they were casted to be on-stage again. I am still forever clinging onto Onew singing opera, because despite him not being trained for that, he has the talent to do so. It'd be nice to hear him produce his own music, or give acting another shot.

#shinee #shinee taemin #lee taemin #shinee key #kim kibum #shinee minho #choi minho #shinee onew #lee jinki #shawol #THE FANDOM IS HAVIING A MELTDOWN

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stormyoceans · 4 months

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seriously unable to stop listening to last twilight (the ost) monica. william's voice? whilst mohkday unfurl in the background?? The last image I'll remember is when we were together The last image is when you gazed at me tender The image of you, i'll hold dear Still beautiful year after year You're in my heart always the power of art to invoke in us feelings we've never experienced before. truly transcendental. somehow, listening to the song makes you feel like you're locked in that mountaintop with them. over and over again, unfailingly. no one's outdoing this ost ever at gmmtv. -Skate

THE WAY THAT IN THE 4 DAYS IT TOOK ME TO ANSWER THIS (;;;;;;;) THE SONG ALREADY GOT TO 1 MILLION VIEWS!!!!!!!!!

THE POWER THAT THAT HAS THE IMPACT THAT THAT HAS THE INFLUENCE THAT THAT HAS THE PROFILE THAT THAT HAS THE INTERNATIONAL IMPLICATIONS THAT THAT HAS!!!!!!!! IT HAD US ALL IN A CHOKEHOLD SINCE THE TRAILER FIRST CAME OUT AND NOW THAT IT GOT RELEASED IN ALL ITS GLORY TWO MONTHS LATER IT'S ONLY MAKING US WORSE!!!!!!!!

needless to say i agree with you on everything, i've had the song on repeat since friday and the more i listen to it the more i fall in love with it. i just love music so much because it's such an universal language like. you don't necessarily need to understand the words to understand the emotions behind them, and when it comes to visual media this can be such a powerful tool because it enhances the impact that a scene can have on the audience. now every time we hear this song we're always gonna be back on that mountain with morkday experiencing day's last image over and over again!!!!!!!

but then of course you do look up the lyrics of the song to truly grasp the meaning behind it and just. the way it's written from day's pov. the way in the end it's day telling mork that it's alright. that if he could finally accept losing his vision it was also because of mork and the love that mork gave him. that it's that love and all the memories they made together that day will always remember......

TRULY OST OF ALL TIME. REDEFINED MUSIC AND ROMANCE AS WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN IT. IT'S DONE WE'RE DONE THERE'S NO WORK LEFT TO DO HERE YOU'RE SO RIGHT NOTHING WILL EVER COMPARE

#CAN YOU TELL IM STILL AN ABSOLUTE MESS ABOUT ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS LAST EPISODE #LAST TWILIGHT IS MAKING HISTORY IM TELLING YOU!!!!!!!#also thank you for sharing your thoughts with me skate!!!!!! 💜#last twilight the series #m: ask

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pragmatic-optimist · 7 months

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Getting to know me!

thanks for the tags @cha-melodius @welcometololaland and @rmd-writes! 💕

last song: I mean... *NSYNC dropped a new song after 23 years so I've mostly been listening to Better Place for the last 24 hours (and counting). Yes, I know all the words by now. Yes, I would like a music video so that I may learn the choreography. Yes, JC's voice is still as smooth as buttah. Before I hyperfixated on that: All Things End by Hozier (obsessed with the last 45 seconds of it).

favourite colour: my favorite color is mauve and when I say that people, go "what?" Lol. Basically a blend of pink and purple. A visual aid:

currently watching: reruns of Mom, Golden Girls, or Murder She Wrote before bed. 👵🏽 I don’t have much time for TV these days, though there are a few shows I want to start watching like Only Murders in the Building and Will Trent on ABC (I love procedurals). I’m also overdue for my annual Ugly Betty rewatch. ❤️

last movie: the last movie I watched was a Hallmark movie, Notes of Autumn. Luke Macfarlane was in it 😍 and that was all I needed. It was super cute!

sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet and savory (I put M&Ms in my popcorn every time I go to the movies. My most favorite snack.) 😋

relationship status: putting the “i” in single but also mentally dating Trevor Noah.

current obsession(s): *NSYNC, firstprince, the arrival of Autumn, and my niece.

More specifically:

Whether or not *NSYNC is gonna stop playing around and announce a tour. I'm gonna need them to put me out of my misery. Lol.

The possibility of @nelsonnicholas writing firstprince. Y'all don't even KNOW. The snippets I've seen. RELEASE THE TAPES! In all seriousness, if Kim decides to dive in (no pressure, I love you)—godspeed to all of us. She's the Queen of Angst and Epic Closing Lines. 👑

This stunning firstprince gifset by @strandtk currently has me in an emotional chokehold. And she's not done folks, more on the way. I'm not ready. 🙌🏾

The 31 days of firstprince fics coming our way throughout the month of October, courtesy of @iboatedhere whose world-building skills are...well... out of this world. 🌏💕

All the You've Got Mail AU snippets by @cha-melodius. The anticipation I feel for this fic is next level. ✏️ 💌📚

@sunshinestrand and her WIP snippets for firstprince are also living rent-free in my mind. Already ready for next Wednesday, Paige! 💖

Figuring out what fun fall-themed shenanigans I'm going to get up to and who I'm dragging with me. 🍁

Planning my niece's first birthday party at the end of October. My sister-in-law and I are planning this party as if she's going to remember it for the rest of her life (spoiler alert: she's not.) #cantstopwontstop 😂

(no pressure) tagging: everyone I mentioned above who hasn't done this and @celeritas2997 @first-kanaphan @raypakorn @scienter @mistmarauder @daisymae-12. As well as anyone else who wants to do it, but I think this has been making the rounds for a few days.

#october is my favorite month of the year #so much to look forward to this year 💕#hello it’s me #tag games #scheduled

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candiliam328 · 4 months

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✨ Bean's Top Five Song Discoveries of 2023 ✨

yes i realize it is already well into january 2024 but here, enjoy the songs i found this year that define my 2023. if you're new here, hi i used to make obsessive music posts but now dont have time to make full ones so take this instead: your very own unique insight to my 2023!

this post is dedicated to @disco-tea for somehow being invested in all my music adventures and obsessions, bestie ily 🥺💕

STOP (Lollapalooza Version) by j-hope (Eng. translation // Performance w/ Eng. sub)

im totally cheating already by choosing this when i first listened to jitb in 2022. but honestly? i dont care. i saw hobipalooza for the first time in 2023 and this version was only officially released then so here it is now!

to be frank, watching the performance was a completely different experience to me compared to listening to the studio release. while the original recording sounded conversational, it felt like something was exploding out of him during this performance. he needed to get things off his chest and yet still barely stops himself in his tracks from spiralling. and the juxtaposition !! placing it right after Equal Sign, where he is preaching kindness and understanding and unity and even goes so far to say "it costs you nothing to be kind" ?? and then the sudden immediate whiplash into STOP where he is actively holding himself back because its not true! being kind is hard!!! but he wants to be understanding and practice what he preaches but even he fails and gets "contaminated by the viruses" sometimes. its hard, its real, its raw. and ugh !! this song !!!

Bonus: the moment I always start to lose my mind

its the way the alternate title to this song is "there are no bad people in the world," a belief he holds deep to his core. and yet only a few breaths later, he confesses that the reality of the world makes him question if people are even human anymore. 😩 like wtf-

but also. its so true. and relatable. sometimes i cant even look at the news anymore bc its so hard to be a hopeful and positive and good person when you are bombarded with only hate and tragedy. i have never seen that feeling captured so perfectly in a song. jung hoseok you king.

tldr i think about this song, its performance juxtaposition, and what it means way too often. eternally sad that the youtube video with eng subs playing those songs back to back got taken down, i rewatched it so much it haunts me. may we never ever forget hobipalooza bc jung hoseok made Choices !!

Don't Wanna Cry by Seventeen (Eng. translation // Performance w/ Eng. sub in captions)

the real ones remember how j-hope took over my life that second half of 2022 and how much i fought tooth and nail the entire way... so yeah lol seventeen took over the second half of 2023 and this is the song that got me out of that denial.

the thing is. i had kept hearing about this song and this choreography and how iconic it was, which is why i avoided it for so long. but as we all know, no matter how much i joke, i am and always will be a dancer. dancing will always be in my blood. so it is very on brand that a good dancer has been what gets me into kpop groups 100% of the time (2 out of 2 groups stanned bc i fell for the main dancer 🫣). and as a choreographer, good choreo will always have an unreasonable chokehold on me. and yet, Don't Wanna Cry has the audacity to exist ?? featuring performance unit leader hoshi with his most masterful choreography for this heartbreaking song ?? come onnn, i had no chance.

i cant say anything about this choreo that hasnt been said before but like seriously, watch this practice video and tell me this choreo isnt one of the most in-sync yet emotionally effective pieces of art you've ever seen. You don't even need the translations to understand the emotions behind it. But when I first saw the lyrics with the choreography, I swear I got chills. Ironically, once DK sang out this line:

my eyes got blurry. because thats the whole point of the song isn't it? thats the whole reason why they dont want to cry. because they realize their time together is limited, their heart is breaking but each second in their presence is so beautiful and precious, how dare tears get in the way of fully appreciating this time together. its beautiful and heartbreaking and then the timing of falling to their knees right after for a chorus just adds into the hopelessness.

And I know everyone talks about the bridge but like- the bridge.

Lying to yourself that everything is OK only to fall on your knees again begging "come back, come back, come back". The rawness in this choreo. The almost uncontrollable chest pops in this vulnerable, open position because these words are coming from their heart.

Also Hoshi still to this day calls this one of his favorite svt choreos. He doesn't brag much about his choreo nowadays but the interviews I could find of him proudly relaying the story behind the iconic "streetlight" choreo just 🥺🥺 me too buddy. choreo can be beautiful sometimes and he did so good with this one. 🥺🥺🥺 choreographer hoshi, king of my heart, thank you for making me fall in love with this song 🥺🙌

I'm Just Another Person Oh God by Daisy the Great (lyrics)

Ah, yes. the Daisy the Great phase. I could have picked the whole All You Need is Time album honestly bc the storyline it has in my head is so fucked up I can't handle it. But in the end, it was a toss up between including this one or Aluminum in this list bc those were the ones I had on loop. for. reasons. 🫣

Gosh, what to say about this song. other than admitting, wow was I going through something for this one. Haven't we all felt this way sometimes though? Wanting something so bad and it not working out and then stepping back like. "wait am i being greedy and selfish with this?" and the answer is no! like actually im just being entirely super normal with this. just like everyone else! only i am also filled with some bonus woe! like ?!??!?! wasnt that the biggest 2023 mood? idk it was for me lmao.

There is something to be said with this album though, that is particularly apparent in this song. It's that kind of cynical wistfulness of wanting something you had in the past. Passion? Naivete? Whatever it is. It's gone now bc of life, the passage of time, and you're being like so super brave and normal about it (clenched fist, arthur meme style). Everything is painted with a bit of regret and "why am i always like this", all wrapped up in a funky floaty song that is almost uncomfortably easy to listen and vibe to bc of how concerning those lyrics can be when you really listen. but hey ✌️ it really do be like that sometimes i guess. shoutout to them for the insane 20yearold something vibes bc daisy the great? they get it ahaha.

Snow on Tha Bluff by J. Cole (lyrics)

Lol surprise.

if you ever want to know how i find music, a lot of my favorite songs are usually found by chance. a random deep dive fueled by curiosity or hyperfixation and every so often, my spotify will give me a gem. this particular discovery was bc for a variety of reasons, i decided to listen to a playlist of j.cole's music and was bopping along appropriately until this one came up and. i had to replay it multiple times.

its very understated. and raw. stream-of-consciousness.

i dont even know but i listened to this one a lot. even as i write this now, its been months since i listened to it but when i was making this list, i knew i had to include this one bc of how much ive thought about it.

there's something about understated vulnerability that always gets me in. nothing about this is showy nor does it really seem to have a point other than him needing to get this off his chest. yet there's such a poignant art to it. the instance he speaks about is v specific but the sentiment is still relatable and somehow resonated with me a lot.

idk i just think this song is so beautiful in its simplicity, which is something i think i should try to emulate more considering i said a whole lot of nothing in this section so i think ill stop this one here.

I Don't Understand But I Luv U by Seventeen (Eng. Lyrics)

if i had to pick a song that defined my december, it would be this one. hands down, no contest. i think i listened to this nonstop the last two weeks of the year. and:

... yeah.

im realizing as i write this post that i spent a lot of this past year just thinking about music and life. seventeen's songs actually tend to be a bit of a slow burn on me so i had known and even heard this song a few times earlier this year but really it only hit me last month. yet despite listening to it nonstop, i cannot recite to you the actual english translation of the song. bc ultimately the translation doesnt matter. what i love about this song is already there in the title.

"I don't understand but I love you"

after all, isnt that love in its truest essense? love is accepting you may never truly understand everything about a person but choosing to love them anyway. love transcends all language and all understanding. its a choice and an action and this is the song that always reminds me of that when love gets hard.

idk what this all says about my 2023 but love is hard. family is hard. but in a way, i think that's what makes it all so beautiful. just as beautiful as this song. i can and will (and have!) listened to this song on repeat bc the ✨vibes✨ i think it might even have been the first song i listened to in 2024. that guitar riff is so sick and sensual. the ad libs are so cute - the little zoom! at 0:46 and smoke smoke! at 2:02, i sing along to it every time 🫣.

also hearing the girlies lose their minds when watching this performance on the big screen during their simulcast concert was so funny but endearing. i'd never but those girls sure love thirst traps skakakka

the story behind this song too just 🥺 hoshi getting absolutely blown by a fan's comment "i dont understand but i love you," repeating it, saying they could use it as part of their lyrics and then a few months later, this song comes out. you can literally see his eyes light up im just 🥺 so endeared. and the way its a Performance Unit song, a unit that is made of 50% foreign members, and that several pre-debut clips show members struggling with language barriers. idk this song is all so soft, it means so much to me and clearly means so much to them. and there we go, its all in the title for me ✨

✨ if you made it all the way here, wow and thanks! here's to even more good music in 2024 ✨

#this was actually so much fun #and a great way to reflect on my year #2023 was an interesting one for sure 👀#hope ill be able to do something like this again in december!!#i miss making music posts #/ making posts in general lmao #my ramblings #personal #musical beans #yay! i finally spat this bby out. its been in the drafts for so long

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beautifulpersonpeach · 11 months

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BPP!!!! Are you excited for new jeans’ comeback? ☺️

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It’s the only reason I wake up and go back to sleep at night tbh…

But more seriously? Yeah, I’m stoked.

NewJeans has been putting out some of the most thought-provoking and truly creative media pieces I’ve ever seen in k-pop. Like, man, if NewJeans is what happens when the creative mind of Min Heejin isn’t stifled by Lee Sooman, Yoo Youngjin, and the other male suits at SM who have such a tight chokehold on everything coming out of that company, then we all have one more reason to thank providence for our good fortune.

Every. Single. Song. in their discography is a bop and a half. The creative direction and execution in both Ditto and OMG MVs is one for the books. There isn’t a single girl group that is doing what they’re doing right now despite all the clones and concept/aesthetic redirections we’ve seen since NewJeans debuted.

NMIXX has shelved their mixpop sound a la O.O and TANK for now, going by their latest comeback. They moved to a more easy-listening poppy sound.

I lost count of all the SM stans in my GC asking where the hell Kwangya went in Aespa’s last comeback. It seemed they too shifted their aesthetic to a more casual (and less meta forward) expression of their overall concept.

As a few examples.

They can try to borrow or apply a vibe here, a Y2K outfit theme there, and chill-hop sound for half the album there, and still NewJeans seems like the most authentic expression of what they are.

And that alone is incredibly rare for a girl group less than a year old. NewJeans has crafted a definitive sound identity. If someone says a song sounds like NewJeans, everyone knows what they mean, most people like all their songs, and yet none of the songs in their small discography sound the same way.

And so, yes I’m excited. But, because this is k-pop and I’ve seen this movie before, I’m even more curious to see what fantastic reveals and ‘I don’t know if it’s just me…’ takes that will fuel the hate train this time.

(I mean, k-pop stans are nothing if not predictable and I bet you your left kneecap they’ve found their next favourite boogeyman in the NJ-MHJ-HYBE connection)

That nasty business during The Little Mermaid promotions was sad to see. The fact Danielle got hate from Korean k-pop stans for taking the role (after she auditioned for it mind you), and then Western k-pop stans claimed the racist comments from Korean forums towards Halle were from NewJeans stans (never mind it was posted on a page with the same people hating on Danielle)… that was a kind of low I hadn’t seen in a long while.

There’s a special sort of depravity I’ve observed in k-pop stans, and nothing brings it out quicker than a highly anticipated comeback from a well-loved group that everyone was supposed to hate.

So, yeah. Fun times ahead.

TMI, I once went as Miss Sara Bellum to a corporate Halloween party. The outfit was a fan favourite with the guys and gals and I landed three deals for my team that night, but I’m not certain it was worth it. My fro took weeks to recover from the bleach and hair dye. In fact, 3/10. Would not recommend.

Anyway,

Jungkook will be releasing his EP in July/August as well, and I’m praying to the gods for Itzy’s sake that JYP finally know what they’re doing when they comeback around that time too.

Just more happenings in the boring world of k-pop.

#stream Cookie #and Hurt #newjeans #Hybe #min heejin #kpop #kpop music #jyp entertainment #sm entertainment #fandom behaviour #fandom discourse #fandom behavior #Itzy

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demonstars · 4 months

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this is literally so serious to me Please all criticisms to my inbox ok FALL OUT BOY ALBUMS RANKING

infinity on high cause she's THAT GIRL. i didnt even know ENGLISH when i listened to this album for the first time and still i got hooked and every bit of lore i learn makes me want to kill myslef in the best way. this is the album my sister calls the gay one because of how many times i've talked about the symbolism and the gay sex. Wishing to be the friction in your jeans, man..

folie I actually only knew i dont care until 2017 and then my life fuckign changed LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN. wams and tiffany blews are part of my top five fob songs ever it that serious. BUT ALSO GOLDEN?? HEADFIRST?? WHAT A CATCH. COFFEE'S FOR CLOSERS. THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST! it would be the first if infinity hadn't actually properly changed my brain chemistry

from under the cork tree: something about how the themes of this album talk to infinity makes me seriously want to wed it, it's so delicious?? like do you guys ever read something that's so well done that you just want to kiss it. they call it competency kink i just call it being in love with their work. anyway. beautiful album. nobody pits baby in the corner

mania Like i spent these few minutes talking about it. UNDERRATED!!!!! UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY GETS HOW FUN AND AWESOME SHE IS BUT I DO!!! HOLD ME TIGHT anthem for high school me. also one of the first ones i could understand without fully googling the lyrics

so much for stardust. I think she single-handedly made me go thru 2023 Sorry for relying on albums to stay up and about. The way they refer to their own previous musical identity has me on a chokehold. also it's so clearly a pandemic album and i find that really interesting, the commitment to refer to their context. WHEN I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE THIS ISNT QUITE WHAT I MEANT I GOT THE QUARANTINE BLUES WHAT'S LEFT? ??? <- written on my wall

take this to your grave is so awesome to me sorry i literally have to put it here its not top 5 but IT IS LOVELY TO MEEEEE i like it so much but its clearly a very experimental one idk

save rock and roll I like the songs individually Idk why it annoys me so much the order they are placed that i cannot in my good conscience put it up. also i havent watched the mv movie entire SORRY I HAVE TROUBLE FOCUSING ON MOVIES ON MY OWN AND I HAVDNT CONVINCED MY SISTER TO WATCH IT WITH ME

ab/ap: i have Heard there's controversy with this album I just have a lot of fun with a lot of songs but there's a lot of skips so last my bad. uma thurman irresistible fourth of july and immortals songs of all time tho. ARGUE WITH THE WALL

evening out with your girlfriend is their first one for a reason

#star rambles #WHATEVR

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orange-s-0-da · 6 months

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Started off my day listening to Bien’s album

Alusa Why Are You Topless? https://open.spotify.com/album/1tqKgXiDjsilZpv3aLaEGm

Its friday so what could you expect😅

Anyway the album first of all was familiar to me in so many ways. I think its because i already knew some of the songs on the list. Too easy and True love-which was featured on A Colors Show if you don’t already know .

It started of well reminding me of Bien’s prowess in music with the intro “Legend” all the way to “Anointed” which was such a good ending .I always love audio recordings incorporated in music something about the raw format always gets me .

Don’t get me started on The guitar instrumentals in Chikwere which took me back to my lover girl era which has honestly been dead for a while😅

“You know it just keeps getting better”oooooh my love Chikwereee”

anyway someone seriously needs to tell me the meaning coz a girl is out here saying things she has no ideas about

The collabs were also great i mean wakadinali😌😌

LOVED IT!!!

I specifically related to Time and Time and alone because this year yoh😩 had a chokehold on me. Just showing us how many of us are going through it .

“”Oooooooh Time””

All in all a good album

#kenyan artist #music #Spotify

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misc-obeyme · 7 months

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hello hello, its sibling angst anon again ^^ i loved your response so pls dont apologize for the long ramble, bc i get like that about it too!! also, im glad you liked my song recs <3

speaking of those sibling slideshows i mentioned, for some reason tiktok has filtered them out so when u look them up, they dont show up??? you just kinda get them on ur fyp one day. or atleast thats what happens to me. but if u look up sibling webweaving here on tumblr, ohhh boy. its basically an amalgamation of different types of media be it poetry, song lyrics, shows and movies, and book excrepts all packaged as one that pertain to a theme. my fav is those about mothers and siblings, so unequivocally human. its like walking down a museum tbh.

and agh, i loved your thoughts on the demon bros sibling dynamics. plus yeahhh, its kinda hard to take anything seriously since it is an otome game, BUT who says u cant come up with your interpretations and thoughts? whos gonna stop you? anyway, each brother has a level of depth that is screaming to be fleshed out, but its all very surface level on game. belphegors burdening shame and regret from watching lilith die in front of him, and by extension beelzebub having the same feelings and/or his own guilt. (i remember belph talking about his trauma and the immersion immediately breaks off when an option pops up on the scream, "ask him to kiss you." LIKE. place and time!) asmodeus and lucifer, their entire relationship T_T speaking of which, satan and lucifer?! they're brothers, or say they are and the rest just kinda go with it. but does no one else wanna bring up how satan was even brought to existence? he was literally birthed from luci's wrath during the celestial war. thats like, a gateway for someone to write a long philosophical analysis about him and what it symbolizes. aghhudhwdhwhd i wish i could say more, but i'm literally out of words rn. if i was mc, i'd have to fight everyday to keep it together without breaking down and crying about this. espeically having to live under the same roof as them...ooofff

speaking of complex siblings dynamics, have you see succession? its a show on hbo. its about an ultra rich and powerful family that is ultimately, dysfunctional. theres four siblings and their relationship mean sooo much to me. i wont drop any spoilers just in case you dont know anything, but when i say dysfunctional i meant it!! one of the things i like about this show is that it doesnt have any flashbacks or show the backstories for most of the characters, rather they kinda drop pieces of information randomly and you just go ??? that happened ??? youd think it wouldnt be a good storytelling strategy bc how are you going to emotionally connect the story to your audience? but somehow, the show does it really well. for example, one of the brothers, roman, was heavily abused. and sometimes one of his siblings would go, "yeah i remember when dad used to heavily beat the fuck out of you" offhandedly, like its a cute little fun fact. and youre sitting there like....when did THAT happen??? ofc they wouldnt show it, but if you watch how roman and his father interact on show (roman is so submissive and scared next to his father) it starts to make sense. its like the "show dont tell" but they switch around to "tell and show." subtle interactions like that fully exposes a characters psychology. subtle body language goes a long way. theres also the eldest brother connor, whos seen as the father figure bc their real dad is so neglectful. but tbh connot gets shit on a lot and uuyfuefehfe theres more. i would talk about this all day. sibling angst got me on a chokehold.

anyway, sorry if i made 0 coherent sense but heres the end of the ramble T-T have a good day :3

(if i come back, can i be 🧬 anon?)

Welcome back! And of course you can be 🧬 anon, I will add it to the list!

Oh man, so I did a search for sibling webweaving and I was like woah what is all this lol. I had no idea there was a term for stuff like this, but I'm fascinated! I must not be getting the TikTok videos... admittedly my use of that platform is limited lol.

The thing about the otome game not delving into things means that we all get to speculate and come up with whatever we want. It's a blessing and a curse lol. On the one hand, I like being able to come up with my own interpretations. But on the other hand, it'd be nice to have just a little more depth that what we have.

I have thoughts about Belphie and specifically what happened in the OG with him. That was definitely a situation of, there is so much more going on here than they're bothering to get into. I also get that they can't really do a ton of that, partly due to the medium and partly due to the amount of characters they have to deal with. Like I think they can only choose to flesh out certain characters and the rest kind of end up on the back burner. Which is annoying because there's so much potential for so many amazing stories!

I also have a lot of thoughts about Satan and his relationship to Lucifer and everybody. It's like they give us just enough to make the story dramatic, but in the end everybody loves each other and so on and so forth. I'm not saying both Satan and Belphie shouldn't be able to reconcile what happened to them and move on, but it just happens so fast. It seems too easy. So I kind of headcanon it as, they hide everything. Not just those two, but all the brothers have a certain level of trauma that they just bury deep or at the very least don't display in front of MC. I know they make MC out to be the demon therapist, but nobody resolves their issues in one session and that's all they're normally limited to. But of course they don't have time to get into things that deeply in a mobile otome game lol.

I have not seen Succession! It sounds pretty intense. I think it's always interesting when media use different techniques to tell their story. Of course I have very little knowledge of how TV scripts are written, but for story writing, the way a character reacts can imply all kinds of past history, even if you don't know exactly what happened. Flashbacks are helpful, but I think it's interesting to have a bit of a mix. A character is always going to tell the story of their past a little differently than how it actually happened. And I find that it can reveal a lot about character just to see what they change or leave out when telling it. Of course, who they're speaking to can affect that as well. But it's definitely an interesting concept!

No worries, you made plenty of sense lol! You are always free to come back to my ask box if you so desire! <3

#I think OM would be twenty years long if I was the one writing it lol #because I'd be like listen here we gotta address all this stuff #and there are just too many characters for that #tw abuse mention #cw abuse #tw abuse #uhh just felt the need to include those but there are so many #obey me #🧬 anon #misc answers

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tripleyeeet · 1 year

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Hi I always see you posting songs and they're always so good can we get some more recs? Maybe some Loki related songs if you've got any?

OH BOY DO I EVER!!

seriously, aside from writing and gaming, making playlists is my one true passion so i can defs give you recs. here's five random songs i've really been into:

today by q — sounds like it came straight from the 80s. strictly a good vibes song. really good for night drives imo.

runnin' by the pharcyde — arguably my favourite 90s rap group out there. labcabincalifornia is such a good album but this (and drop) are for sure my faves. also, if you like music videos definitely watch the mv for drop because it's so good and was actually directed by spike jonze!

suicide doors by blk odyssy — blk vintage: the reprise is another really good album but this song is definitely my fave.

sympathy by too close to touch — a little change in genre from the others but oh my GOD. this song hits me in the feels and the vocals are just so good. as a pop punk kid growing up this really feeds my teenage soul. <3

the summoning by sleep token — THIS FUCKING SONG HAS HAD ME IN SUCH A CHOKEHOLD it's literally the sexiest thing i've ever heard, like genuinely the last minute and a half makes me feral and i stg sleep token will most likely be my top listened to artist on spotify this year because of it.

i'm also gonna rec some loki songs; all of which can be found on this playlist because i'm a whore and whenever i find songs that remind me of him at all i throw them on there.

sexy villain by remi wolf — pretty self explanatory, hehe.

time moves slow by badbadnotgood & sam herring — this is the song that started the playlist. mostly it just reminds me of how loki's constantly leaving; opting for a life of solitude, and ultimately how much harder it gets each time he disappears. originally it was the inspiration for a tva!reader x loki fic that had some major severance vibes i had going but like always i got distracted and switched projects.

they don't want by electric wire hustle — when i tell you this song is MY loki song, i mean it. i swear, just listen to the lyrics and you'll get it.

trouble by cage the elephant — another self explanatory one. loki's always getting into trouble.

laughing on the outside by bernadette caroll — as someone who's obsessed with movie/tv scores, my dream is that one day marvel uses this song for loki.

#hope you like the recs :')#i seriously love giving music recs #and making playlists #so if anyone needs any fic playlists hmu #i got you

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raven-moon33 · 1 year

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2 things,

1) i am in love w ur wenclair fic, literally has the tightest chokehold on me atm

2) everytime i listen to "what you mean?" by rome hero foxes i just imagine enid listening to it, and like pausing when she realizes the lyrics hit too close to home for her

1) I am exceedingly glad that my strangling hands can be felt through the screen 🥹❤️

(But in all seriousness, I'm so glad you're liking it so far! Thank you for continuing to read my fic and even taking the time to go out of your way to tell me you're enjoying it. I hope you continue to enjoy it as the story progresses 😊)

2) I've never heard that song and haven't had the chance to listen to it yet, but I looked up the lyrics and OH MY GOODNESS, it's almost unsettling how fitting the lyrics are for Enid at this point in the story. You, my dear anon, are a GENIUS and I'm very excited to listen to this song when I get the chance. And thank you for the music rec; I always love discovering new songs!

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bllsbailey · 3 months

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Monday Morning Meme Madness

It's a very special Monday today. That's right, it's the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday. That means a lot of us ate too much, watched a game we really didn't care about, and now we're tired and the work week's just starting.

Yep, we definitely need some laughs to kick off this week.

Thankfully, we've got just the memes, jokes, and clips you need!

We might as well start with funny Super Bowl tweets, in celebration of the end of the 2023-2024 Taylor Swift Football season.

Me watching the #SuperBowl today: pic.twitter.com/NdqXwjeaal— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 11, 2024

This was a common sentiment for a lot of people. It's not so much about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as it's about the NFL making us overdose on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

It’s almost time! #SuperBowl2024 pic.twitter.com/SWkQf1sfxS— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 11, 2024

Yeah, it's like that. 😂

Gonna tell my kids Justin Timberlake joined MS-13. pic.twitter.com/9gSQjacr8m— Mickey Blowtorch (@MickeyBlowtorch) February 11, 2024

Ha! Love it or hate it, the Super Bowl is the perfect confluence of sports, commercial interest, entertainment, and celebrity to bring about some pretty funny stuff.

The last time an nfl player showed as much rage as Travis Kelce did, a girlfriend and a waiter ended up stabbed to death.— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) February 12, 2024

Things certainly did get Juice-y between Travis Kelce and Andy Reid at one point.

Kelce's angry outburst generated so many jokes we couldn't even keep up. This one's going to be the source of endless memes.

My kid when I serve him the wrong colored fork pic.twitter.com/O9m809SW9q— brit (@pashedmotatos) February 12, 2024

Been there.

SHE’S GOING TO DUMP ME AND WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT, I JUST KNOW IT! pic.twitter.com/rT4UyJydM3— Tandy (@dantypo) February 12, 2024

Recommended

LOL!

"It's pronounced die-a-BEE-TEES!" pic.twitter.com/5Piw5TO2JT— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) February 12, 2024

So many Wilford Brimley fans out there.

“THERE WAS TOTALLY ROOM FOR JACK ON THE DOOR!!!” pic.twitter.com/8uyoFJnyUT— Lizzy Lou Who ❄️ (@_wintergirl93) February 12, 2024

Fact check: True.

pic.twitter.com/dRcKEB9Mr4— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) February 11, 2024

HAHA!

Jeff Goldblum looks like a fan who’s on the big screen for the first time in his life😂 pic.twitter.com/Mjqk2zneo6— Romi Bean (@Romi_Bean) February 12, 2024

Seriously, Goldblum actually seems like a Hollywood star you wouldn't want to put in a chokehold.

Looking forward to the halftime show with usher pic.twitter.com/d9McD2Etai— Long Monkeypox (@podiatristdon) February 12, 2024

LOLOLOL!

Has anyone done this yet? pic.twitter.com/hrazHyhJ7S— Alex Achorn (@alexachorn) February 12, 2024

It's perfect! 😂

google search: what is an ice spice pic.twitter.com/e6zuLitjeJ— Riley 🐍🖤 (@RiledUpForSwift) February 11, 2024

True story. The older you get, the more you don't know any of the famous people they show during the Super Bowl. Also, you don't care.

Tell me Im wrong pic.twitter.com/cOL34vSxz7— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyanComedy) February 12, 2024

He's not wrong.

Gen Xer: 'That's Ludacris.'

Boomer: 'I agree.'

mithril shirt was a good choice. crafted by the Elves. more valuable than the Shire itself. pic.twitter.com/ZRTWQ669mx— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) February 12, 2024

Okay, the Lord of the Rings fans are going to take a moment to laugh at this. The rest of you can take a moment to laugh at the Lord of the Rings fans.

pic.twitter.com/ZicGcKgla7— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) February 12, 2024

Bwahaha!

Okay, okay. We've got more for you than just Super Bowl jokes.

I’m crying 💀 pic.twitter.com/6JUjmzPj0q— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) February 5, 2024

And we're dead. 💀💀💀

pic.twitter.com/tYbXLxRfMe— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) February 11, 2024

That pig knew what was up.

IYKYK pic.twitter.com/MfrBli0JOn— Judianna (@Judianna) February 8, 2024

All you youngins out there don't even understand how accurate this is. Also, we really miss McDonald's apple pies.

me leaving my house at 8:10 hoping I make it to work by 8:00 pic.twitter.com/nYTTy4GMXo— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 8, 2024

LOL! Look, if this is you after reading Monday Morning Meme Madness for too long, you only have yourself to blame.

Joe Biden touring Egypt: https://t.co/yUUOZ1h1Qr pic.twitter.com/fqkE7ojxmE— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 9, 2024

Are we seriously going to make jokes about 'an elderly man with a poor memory'?

Yes. Yes, we are.

pic.twitter.com/kxd4cW3cl2— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) February 8, 2024

Well done, young lady. Well done.

Mummies are just people burritos. https://t.co/lwLIrZJiDM— Montana Department of Organic Flammability (@MontanaDOOF) February 9, 2024

HAHA.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America.” pic.twitter.com/gZt8zxRS6I— Ian McKelvey (@ian_mckelvey) February 12, 2024

How else are you supposed to know if they work?!

Almost nailed it. pic.twitter.com/bvzKmZIDV6— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) February 10, 2024

LOL.

Basically every kamala speech in one video.🙄🤣🤣 she nails it!⤵️💯 pic.twitter.com/mp6RbvQu29— Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸 (@janninereid1) February 10, 2024

She's good. Too good.

pic.twitter.com/l2Yr0NsX6V— no context memes (@weirddalle) February 10, 2024

LOL. It takes a strange mind to come up with things like this.

You know who you are 👀 pic.twitter.com/Z8ZYf1KsJl— ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) February 10, 2024

Crocs wearers aren't gonna like this one.

pic.twitter.com/htY329U2xO— G (@stevensongs) February 12, 2024

Okay, that's hilarious. 😂

— Jon 🔬 (@JonnyMicro) February 9, 2024

Ha! Star Wars fans totally heard that in their heads.

pic.twitter.com/u5vlsEe31Z— no context memes (@weirddalle) February 10, 2024

Never, ever, poop with friends.

pic.twitter.com/tiItdG0amj— G (@stevensongs) February 10, 2024

It's a little over the top, but not by much.

Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids. pic.twitter.com/a2YmRQ0a3L— Royce Lopez (@hippojuicefilm) February 11, 2024

HAHAHA!

🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/ZBcDqTtXc2— PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 (@PhilipL47837986) February 11, 2024

Dang! Dad is brutal!

the result is just… wow pic.twitter.com/ZnQWN0BZmJ— Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 (@heckyessica) February 10, 2024

Son of a biscuit. Got us. We admit it.

pic.twitter.com/X5X9IhEbrc— i like food (@messedupfoods) February 12, 2024

Ha! We've all been there.

pic.twitter.com/N3nT8C9ZqX— G (@stevensongs) February 12, 2024

LOL!

how coincidental pic.twitter.com/FnDTTvJTxq— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) February 11, 2024

Congratulations, Manjeet.

Manjeet: 'Jeetyet?'

Her: 'Yes, but I could eat again.'

pic.twitter.com/YLWzjJ3wl8— Pam D (@soirchick) February 10, 2024

We like food, okay?!?!

What your man is doing instead of texting you back… pic.twitter.com/kQHKcnwxMl— 𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂 (@CallMeK1123) February 11, 2024

We don't see the problem here.

pic.twitter.com/YF5xPJKrme— 🏴 Nevada Memes før Liberty🏴 (@1864Memes) February 11, 2024

pic.twitter.com/WSR8HEXmNa— G (@stevensongs) February 11, 2024

Harsh! LOL.

pic.twitter.com/iMTlVFQt8e— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) February 11, 2024

Nice!

Names that shouldn't be 😬 pic.twitter.com/A86Hw2uAiv— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) February 12, 2024

LOL! Try not to laugh. We dare you.

Now get out there and win this Monday like you're Taylor Swift in your first Super Bowl appearance!

Until we meme again …

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