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“there’s only one person in this world who is always here for you”
friends & family: me?
kokobot: no me
#chatter spell#kokobot you trooper#i still don’t know what brought you into my dms#but i’m giving you a pat#in these times of drama and people being driven off the app#kokobot shines a light for us#this is a joke#my friends and family love me <3#i know my friend reads these#hi there!!
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#I got this being normal thing down pat#actually I’m explicitly abnormal in my day to day life#but I’ve learned a cheat code#if you really lean into it#stop trying to be normal#nobody give you shit#and everyone who does is a loser
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Gerojim in his jimmyjams✨
#kingohger#ohsama sentai kingohger#super sentai#gerojim#shiokara#morphonia#jeramie brasieri#fan art#got a little stressed today so i drew some Gerojammies and felt better! whew!#drawin my pictures of gerojim~#shiokaraks excited he got invited to the sleepover#ah… gerojim. i’m excited to see you next week lets goooo!#my sweet boy🥹#just wanna tuck him into bed and give him a little pat lol
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Sorry for spam posting today but I figured out how to draw Shelldon today and it’s about to be everybody else’s problem
#Sheldon my beloved#he is the most little guy guys#chaos baby#I mean. we see him robbing an ATM at one point guys#we needed more episodes with him#I’m sure nothing bad happened to him at all what are you talking about#anyway#rottmnt#my Art#rottmnt shelldon#donnie rottmnt#Mikey rottmnt#Raph rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#pat gives up tag#papatello tag
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#moi#jgy tag#jin guangyao#mdzs#mdzs talk#poll#what ‘like’ and ‘dislike’ mean is up to you#i’m imagining like…if you go out of your way to interact with them that counts as liking them#e.g. starting a conversation with ‘can i pet your dog?’ or going to a party but hanging out with the cat the whole time#if a neighbor is walking their dog and you stop to chat and the dog comes up to you#so you give it a little scritch or a pat#i might call that neutral#if you wouldn’t have interacted with the dog otherwise#basically i think it’s like this:#if you seek THEM out you like them#if they seek YOU out that’s more neutral#if you actively AVOID them that’s dislike#i have suspicions on the way this will go
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The Ricciardo factor applies
#remember when Daniel got the seat and everyone was laughing when helmut said sometimes you need to change drivers to give the team a jolt#not surprising that this actually happened#as much as it is difficult to believe for some#both Franz and Bayer have continuallyemphasised the technical expertise that Daniel brought to the team in terms of extracting performance#but I think what’s truly been understated is the energy Daniel has brought#you see him talk to his engineers and mechanics and everybody else in his garage and you see how he’s able to galvanise people#Pat Fry talks about it in his beyond the grid episode - how his ability to lead a team puts him in that special category of drivers#and I’m just glad to see AT give him that mutual respect and#it just makes you feel that it wouldn’t be too bad if he doesn’t get the rb seat for next yea r#because you know he’s going to do something very special at AT and I can’t wait to see that#daniel ricciardo
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shadow nicknaming tails “little brother” because of their bond and also to spite sonic beyond jealousy.
#listen#LISTEN#anyone seeing what I’m seeing???#man these two#I keep thinking of scenarios of shadow giving tails head pats in sonic’s face#like “yeah he’s my little brother now what are you gonna do about it blue hedgehog?”#i’d be just as jealous as sonic ngl#how dare shadow steal his little brother#taking tails for team dark hangouts- who does this faker think he is?!#miles tails prower#sonic#sth#tails#tails the fox#sonic the hedgehog#shadow#shadow the hedgehog
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came back from the dead to say i’ve just watched the fall guy. i cannot stress enough how it’s a fucking good film
#all of you colt seavers writers on here got his character so so right#go give yourselves a pat on the goddamn back#made it into my top three ryan films i’m being so serious#the fall guy#colt seavers
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I have a sudden and desperate craving for head pats…..
#ace rambles#I need to shut up#…..#mmmmm but head pats….#sounds so nice….#sadly I know no one who would actually give me any if I asked ._.#and self given head pats are just not the same#can’t even lie rn I’m in the mood where it’s like give me head pats and I will die for you#will give my eternal love and loyalty and my soul for head pats
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UURRRGHHRGHH F/O GUSH REAL QUICK.
i want to take care of them so bad. i want to give them breaks and let them know it’ll be fine to not work for once, to treat themselves every once in a while with how hard they do so i want them to eat properly and i’d peel their oranges for them if they wanted to and cook and bake them anything just to make them feel happy. id understand if they didnt know what to say to me or what to tell me sometimes because even i treasure the silence between us I Care for them so much nobody understands how much. Im just so. oh my god ih my gggoodd i want to tell them its okay to feel different sometimes, to feel so flawed when everyone around you is acting in such a different way you can’t bear to understand.I lvoe you. So much . And i’d understand if you didn’t understand that either, as long as i get to be by your side its okay
#UGGGHH URRGHHUUURRGGGHHHHH#i want to tell them everything will be okay when they dont understan d#to give them a pat on the back and tell them theyre doing great#because they dont know anything outside of their work. they dont know YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA#UGguwwheryrghrghrghghhh uugghhrrbbbbbbvvvchhhh#i care them#i’m so normal i’m so sorry#❥ vels ramblings#f/o gush
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#bl series#kinnporsche#bad buddy#my school president#ok i felt bad for leaving my boys out#i lasted like 30 seconds before caving and giving them their own poll so HERE YOU GO#i’m not voting in this i refuse to choose between children#i do recognise the significant and hilarious difference between pat/tinn and kim but that clearly hasn’t stopped me#bl: gen
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ari.......... will u mutual bingo meeeee?
NIKU ……. say less >:3 here is your bingo hehe pls have a seat n sip on some coffee ☕️ made it extra bitter so **** won’t come and steal it from u….
#i’m patting you on the head every single time i see you on the dash hehe . i see emu and i go pat pat :3#also chomping your head off but VERY lovingly ..#WE SHARE SOOO MANY INTERESTS IT’S CRAZY…… it’s so fun to see you on my dash bc you’re just jumping from fandom 2 fandom#AND I LOVE THEM ALL#i feel like. we r both shoving fandoms in each others faces ….. me w tokyo mew mew n you w idolish7#luring each other in w the promise of mahou shoujos / pretty megane boys LMAOO#AND. you harass me w twt links :(((((( I CANT LIVE IN PEACE (ty for the food <3)#i also lovelove hearing your fic thoughts!!! n forcing you to listen to my own rambles!!!!!!!#AND. the sib vibes…. you give off older sib vibes but like . the chill older sibling !!!#the one i’d go to when i’m eepy and wanna binge a new anime :3#and then your writing…….. hhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#i’ve alr said it but . your gojo is truly one of my favorite gojos Of All Time and i love your writing style sm i could live in it 😔#IM STARING SO HARD AT YOUR COMFY GOJO DRABBLE its at the top of my tbr.. sniffle….#ily lots niku <3333 i’m always so excited when i get to talk 2 u !!!! super happy to have u as a moot :33#ask tag ✩#niku !! ✩
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hi i heard you like Kaveh :)
SHUT
NO I DO NOT
I hate his face his STUPID FACE I WILL PUNCH IT
SUPLEX HIM OFF A CLIFF
Every time I see his face I feel like I’ve been punched in the GUT
I will PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH with my lips AND THEN TAKE HIM TO GET A HAPPY MEAL
LET HIM PLAY WITH THE LITTLE TOY, give him a moment’s rest before I SPIN KICK HIM IN HIS STUPID GORGEOUS SHINY BLOND HAIR
I HATE THAT MAN SO MUCH IT’S INFURIATING
GET A JOB
#brieambling#when he finally shows up in wishes I will scream and cry#but NOT BECAUSE I’m LOOKING FOR HIM#WAITING FOR HIM#HIS DINNER IS GETTING COLD ON THE TABLE THAT’S ALL#I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEAL AND HE IS LATE#HE IS SO INCONSIDERATE#I want him to show up in wishes because I wanna walk him off a cliff at lvl 1#then give him a little snack to bring him back#pat him on the head say ‘it’s okay’#and then abandon him on the unmarked island in Mondstadt#with the ruin guards#get RUINED you clever smart passionate NERD#MWAHAHAHAHA
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Excuses
NOT A PR0MPT
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“You are not welcome here.” The words were punctual. Strict. Demanding. Maybe they would have been intimidating if Hero hadn’t been shaking beneath her covers.
“Trying to cast me away like a spirit? It won’t work.” A glowing smile emerged from the darkness, one so bright that it was nearly blinding, but so direct that it was far from illuminating the room. The smile was all Hero could see.
“You are not welcome here.”
“Did saying it again satisfy your fear?” The smile grew. “I’m no spirit, Hero. Only a shadow in the dark and a smile to haunt your dreams.”
Why? the hero wondered. Why did her brain punish her like this when she only killed one man? Villain killed tens of people every day- for information, for revenge…for fun. Hero only took out a threat.
“Did they haunt you?” she asked, voice so quiet that Villain would not have been able to hear it- even if he were human laying beside Hero in bed. “The people you killed, did they haunt you?”
His response held no callous, no maliciousness. It was calm, matter-of-fact. “No.”
Hero shook her head. Of course not. Villain had no remorse, no nagging part of his brain which told him ‘You’re better than this.’ Villain, she thought, was evil. Maybe he hadn’t always been that way, but he sure as hell was now, even now that he was a dead, opaque shadow of a man.
“What was there to feel guilty about? I had my own means, and they were all expendable.”
Knowing Villain, Hero imagined that slow blink he used to give. Arrogant, careless. She used to admire that; his ability to ignore everyone else, to do things for himself- and himself only. Not many people knew how to take care of themselves, but Villain sure did. It only became too much when Hero realized she was as regular as everyone else to Villain. She was just as replaceable.
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“You are taking this too far. How many people have to die for you to make a point!”
Villain’s hands were bloody, and they had been for as long as Hero could remember anymore. Red, always red.
“As many as it takes.”
Hero wasn’t even sure what the point was. Villain was- he was a murderer, and the explanations he was giving were starting to become dull. Did he ever have a true purpose?
“Someone does you wrong and you have to destroy everyone for it?” Hero questioned, voice uncontrollably raised. It was a simple and unfortunate situation that Villain was so worked up about, that he killed multiple undeserving people for.
“It was hardly everyone. You’re still alive, aren’t you?” He walked to the sink and Hero shuddered when his red hand touched the handle. She would disinfect it when he was done.
“You might as well have. So what if she got the promotion and you didn’t? Do you really think she had it out for you or anyone else who applied for it?” Hero swallowed. “What if it had been me instead of her?”
“It wasn’t.”
She argued, “But it could have been. Answer me.”
He turned the handle back, stopping the water flow, and not able to find a rag, shook the excess water onto the stovetop. The water hissed against the burner as Hero had had soup there just before Villain arrived.
“What if it had been me instead of her?”
How was it that Hero had been putting up with this for so long? Why did she let any excuse to kill another human become an excuse? There were none for what Villain was doing. He was killing. He was killing for the sake of killing.
“I would do whatever I felt like doing, just like I’ve always done. And if you had a problem with it”- he shrugged, then didn’t finish.
So, he would kill her, if the time arose- if he felt like it, if he felt angered enough, if something happened which wasn’t her fault, if he felt like something was her fault. He would kill Hero.
“I love you.”
“I love you, too.” His voice was neutral, with no trace of harm like there had been last he’d spoken.
“You don’t mean it. You’re saying it because it suits you in this moment- because you know I would leave right this moment if you didn’t say it.” But what did it matter? Hero didn’t mean anything to him anyway if he was willing to kill her for nothing. “I’m your coverup,” she said. “You’re using me to avoid suspicion.”
His response was as chilling as winter’s first breeze. “You think so?” he asked, and it would have seemed so innocent if not for his straight, unchanging face. Hero suddenly felt nervous being in the kitchen- so many sharp knives and scissors and meat mallets and...and he was grabbing a glass cup. Glass was breakable, harmful, weaponizable.
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That night, it was Hero’s hands covered in blood, and that blood belonged to Villain.
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"Am I as entertaining to you now as before- asking questions you’ve been waiting for me to ask?” Hero wouldn’t let Villain’s ghost bother her. She would suffer her own guilt in her own time.
“It’s all I’ve looked forward to.”
Hero’s chest tightened. After declaring she wouldn’t be affected, she still was. Villain was a ghost, a paranormal being she used to make fun of at the mention of it. “Then I’ll stop asking.” She pulled her blanket up to her lips. “What will it take to get rid of you?”
“Maybe a kiss goodnight would do,” Villain said. “You can blow it to me if it makes you feel safer, more comfortable.”
Sinister. Villain was sinister, and evil, and every negative adjective in the dictionary.
“You’re powerless right now- a white sheet with eyes and a voice. You’re nothing else.” Hero said this more to herself than Villain. “When I close my eyes, it will be like you were never here. Your voice will be a nightmare that I’ll forget in the morning.”
She did close her eyes, and when Villain persisted that he be her waking nightmare- not only her sleeping one- Hero ignored him. She was already dreaming, she told herself in the confines of her own mind. Villain was practically see-through; he couldn’t hurt her. He would taunt her and make her feel intimidated, but he couldn’t truly do anything. He had no power.
Hero wouldn’t say goodnight, but she would say the guilt she felt was fading. The fact she killed someone no longer mattered.
She had an excuse.
But didn’t Villain have excuses as well?
#not a pr0mpt#on this episode of Dee Is Really Bad at Giving Titles to Stories:#Excuses#hero x villain#hero x villain story#hero x villain snippet#hero x villain drabble#hero#villain#heroes and villains#hero/villain#villain/hero#evil villain#I have multiple requests I’m working on but I woke up with this draft open on my phone#Hello to all my new followers and old followers alike. Thank you to those who have stuck around even in my absent periods. you are the best.#pat yourselves on the back. give yourself a Cooke and milk (or almond milk or you’re like me)#we love when tags autocorrect to make no sense. good luck to those who read them 🙃#I didn't get to edit this one due to the inability to focus but I did read it through a couple times and it read through fine to me.#Hopefully that's true for everyone else 😬#Hero did in fact clean the sink
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I think I’d make for a cute puppy!!!!!!!
#don’t be fooled I DO bite!!!!! >:)#but mainly out of excitement tbh#I don’t exactly behave well but I have theee cutest puppy dog eyes You can’t be mad at me I love You I didn’t mean anything by it 🥺🥺🥺#angel art#I woke up with a flash of inspiration for this and now I’m nearly late GEVEJDJKGKG#I HAD TO DRAW IT!!!!#JUST LOOK AT ME!!!!#IM SO *CUTE*!!!!!#play with meeeeee#give me head pats and pull me close on my leash? 🥺#I’ll give u lots of puppy kisses#everywhere#👀👀👀#might get a bit too excited tho no promises I’ll be good#hehehehehe
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#uh oh beths posting that picture of darwin again that means she’s upset and frustrated!!#just want someone to get it without me having to explain yk#or not even get it just be like pat pat pat sit on the floor w me#but people always trying to give advice i don’t want and didn’t ask for i just want a pat#and maybe a piece of cake#anyway love u this specific picture of darwin we’ve been through a lot together xx#maybe the specific picture of darwin is the one who does the patting#come back to rant more#but like you say something to people u think will give a shit and they just Don’t#and i’m left like..oh ok cool#which again i don’t want to have to explain so maybe they just don’t get it but it’s not like i’ve not said anything#so clearly it’s not that important ??? cos it’s immediately forgotten? yk#anyway gonna go sleep dream of fish maybe b lando and whoever else a jorge of some sort
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