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bastardcherub · 4 hours
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GOD. I want someone to suck on and play with my nipples while I have my hand in their pants getting them off. feeling them get more needy with how eagerly they’re sucking and groping, in turn making me more desperate in how I’m touching them. UGHHHHHH
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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pussy so powerful her bush did 9/11
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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literally only kind of topping i do is 'big dumb doggie in heat pressing all their weight on you and rutting into you'
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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touching grass isn't enough i need to be
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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god. I really Am so dog coded. damn
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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i don’t get hyped for games anymore i just watch an announcement trailer and think “huh neat” then forget about the game until i see a youtube vid about it 2 years later with WHAT WENT WRONG?😱 overlaid on the thumbnail
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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god. eating this little cookie cake and it already smells so good that taking the first bite I involuntarily drooled all over it. it didn’t get better with the second. I am Genuinely Struggling eating this without making a mess because my mouth is watering SO MUCH. I AM HELPLESSLY DROOLING ALL OVER IT.
anyways. dog coded
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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how did gen z end up with 1950s gender roles: expansion pack
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
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bastardcherub · 7 hours
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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bastardcherub · 19 hours
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no babe you’re fine, the way you reached into my pants and started playing with me in the middle of my sentence just caught me off guard
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bastardcherub · 19 hours
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🔹When reading or watching fiction, you always have the power. You can always stop. You are never reading fiction without your own consent.
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🔹Just because someone writes about bad things happening, doesn't mean they want those things to happen.
🔹Don't like? Don't read.
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bastardcherub · 19 hours
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I kinda want to put heart stickers all over my body and then go sunbathe at a nude beach
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bastardcherub · 20 hours
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