Got to do the coolest object-head commission for @blue-kolach!

my beloved weasel! she's very small for an adult but the loudest goddamn thing when she gets lonely <3

Weird lookin weasel

My little gremlin <3

This is my dog when he blurry. His name is falkor

That’s a dust bunny you can’t fool me

here’s my groinky lil guy! unfortunately he passed 2 months ago, but he stays silly in my heart

bonus pic of him being normal

I’m sorry for your loss :o(

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

hey do people know about this painting??? because it hangs in the art gallery in my city and it makes me a little insane every time i see it

anyway it’s called the victory of faith (1891) and it’s by saint george hare

**actually, i’m editing this to add a closeup of their faces too:

Old as shit skinny white woman in bed hooked up to 200 tubes and machines surrounded by her crying family, she looks up towards the eldest daughter and raises her frail hand. Everyone stops, listening raptly. She coughs twice and then clears her throat, and beckons the daughter closer. ‘i should’ve eaten her pussy. I should’ve rawed that roast beast like a rabid dog on its last legs. I would’ve made her bleed you know. She would’ve thought she came so hard that her period started. The squirt would’ve drowned me, but I’d swallow every last drop of rna so I could sequence it for the years to come. They’d have called me the krypt keeper. I would’ve chewed so hard her gynecologist would’ve woke up in the middle of the night sweating like a stuck pig. But I didn’t. That’s why I’m surrounded by you fucking bozos.’ With her final words she breaths her agonol breath and falls backwards before flatlining, leaving her family in the quiet hospice room stunned and teary eyed in the wake of her passing.

provided you had the chance to participate in a mud run, or anything mud-related, would you?

Are there dykes involved?

genuine question do people actually say that to a non binary person because as a nonbinary person myself i never see that happening.

Online yes and sometimes in person. I used to go to this queer youth group back in highschool and it was a whole bunch of that. I’m an adult now, though, so I’ve upgraded to slurs and death threats.

Guess who got a squirting strap!

How do you let go of limiting beliefs?

Realize it’s a cosmic coincidence you’re even alive at all

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

you're so cool ayo, I gift you some bread, do you like bread?

yeah