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If you ever watch Cinderella with Satan, he’ll be really conflicted about the fact that the stepmom’s cat is named Lucifer
Behold, the Avatar of Pride
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send this to your local lucifer enthusiast
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prism-forgone · 5 months
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okay there is something i need to talk about because i haven't seen much of this anywhere?
we know noelle and kris are childhood friends
we know that berdly attached himself to noelle and they are also friends (noelle mentions how he acts when there's no one else other than them)
and we know that kris and berdly at least hang out because checking him in his second battle tells us "he usually only gets this mad when you play games together"
so what i want to see is those three hanging out because i am of the opinion it would be absolutely hysterical
we have this little glimpse
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and this is - i can't understate it - so funny. i think these idiots would for sure do this as an inside joke (my one lead is that noelle is often confused in battle and does stuff on accident - even in that battle she accidentally compliments berdly - but she has No Questions At All here as if this happened before)
so we have this insane dynamic of The Most Annoying Reddit Guy You'll Ever Meet, The Cryptid That Is Hellbent On Breaking That Guy's Sanity Through Whatever Means Necessary, and The Bystander Who Seems To Hold The Braincell (But Is Weird Enough That Internally She Finds All This Pretty Fucking Funny)
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aldoodles · 1 year
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Your honor I love them (and I love when it’s evident that gregor unconsciously parrots the way his mom and grandma talk to boots 🥺🧡)
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cobblestone-butch · 1 month
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scar talking about UPS and the postal system when someone tips asking him about shipping. King of my heart. Bless up
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eggy-computer · 1 year
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A Change of Heart
aka "face the consequences of your actions until you have a change of heart." Similar to A Gentle Curse, but focused more on the "karma" and change aspect.
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you'll need:
a jar (any size, any kind. i used a spaghetti sauce jar)
a white candle (for cleansing the jar)
white table salt: purifying
chili powder: fast results
hot sauce: repelling the negativity from the situation
coffee: gives energy to the spell, grounds it in reality
your written intentions
a taglock of the person you wish to affect
garlic: protecting you from any negative outcomes
sun water: growth, changing outcomes, healing
cleanse the jar with the candle's smoke. add ingredients in order, while visualizing your target and intent. seal the jar, and shake it as hard as you can. whenever you have a toxic encounter with the person, shake the jar asap to recharge the spell.
if spell does not succeed, consider therapy. /lh
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lollich0p · 1 year
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I am the CEO of getting distracted... anyways bioshock buttons!
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verflares · 24 days
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hitting her with the same chicken beam that got falin or something like that
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frostios · 26 days
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idk if ive ever posted about them but i have two side accounts that i actively rb stuff on if anyone wanted to see more of that 💃
@frotitos <- where i rb stuff that creatively inspires me and catalog things a bit more
@soitsorf <- where i rb all my fandom related interests, not just sonic. sometimes i talk there
Note here as a reminder to myself to add these to my pinned post at some point
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squishosaur · 10 months
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i hear youre a treyjade enjoyer, do you have any headcanons with them or how they got together? :0
yeah ummm.... a few :lookingaway:
♡ - i'd like to think that jade has always looked up to and respected trey, but when he realized "oh, this guy is not as normal as he says he is" he is just infatuated and needs to study him. like a freak.
☆ - i think trey is someone who sees the best in people. like, he could be seeing the scary parts of jade, he just finds him silly and interesting though. riddle is distressed like, "you DO NOT want that guy." but trey is like "i could fix him" when jade is Actively trying to make him worse.
♡ - jade definitely fell first, but that doesn't mean trey didn't Also fall fast. trey was sort of interested in him, and jade instantly picked up on this and started toying with him. anything from offhanded comments about how nice he looks or how polite he is to just straight up "i heard you were interested in dentistry. can you look at my teeth" and then he does Not wait for an answer. trey is conflicted about this!!! floyd and azul are so disturbed at jade just opening his mouth like that in public.
☆ - trey has a horrible sense of humor. jade also has a horrible sense of humor and will laugh at any of his godawful jokes or puns. (have you seen the shrimp flied rice comic)
♡ - as for how they got together, trey would probably confide in cater about his crush (and he is Absolutely eating this up btw it's so funny to him) and he's like "oh dw trey-kun, i'll be your wingman kk??" and trey is like "oh my god no.." but it's too late.
☆ - with cater on the case, he is like. coaching him on what to say and what to do. "sit with him at lunch, compliment him, get to know him better, walk him back to his dorm, Ask Him Out OMG WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG..." and trey somehow fails at all of these things but this is amusing to jade. "your eyes are like... um. leucoprinus birnbaumii and. tilled soil?" "aw, are you flirting with me?"
♡ - azul also gets wind of this information also and is like "i can tell you any amount of information on jade's interests right now if you become the dessert chef for the mostro lounge exclusively- sign here." trey said no, but azul is still pushing. so now trey has like the shoulder angel and devil thing going on with azul and cater... but they're both devils.
♡ - in the meantime, they're Not Dating, but jade keeps asking trey to spend time with him. "i was just about to check on the mushrooms i've been growing, would you like to accompany me?" "if you aren't busy this weekend, i was wondering if you could join me on my next hike. it's just so lonely on the mountains by myself... camping would be so much more fun with friends..." trey says yes because his internal monologue is like "how could i possibly say no..." (riddle is shaking his head defeatedly, like, "just come back alive").
☆ - trey is about to just Give Up at the end of his third year, since they won't be on the same campus or anything anymore, but suddenly jade is like "can we exchange contact information, i think i'll miss you the most.." and so they do that. And are Not Dating Still.
♡ - during his off-campus year, trey studies dentistry and also spends a lot of time messaging jade and when they're both free they arrange meet-ups. cater is still trying to wingman over the phone and trey is like "no, we're still just talking..." and At The Same Time floyd keeps asking jade when he's gonna break up with that guy and jade is like "oh, but we haven't even started dating yet."
☆ - after trey is done with his studies at NRC, he decides to spend a year back at home with his family. as luck would have it, jade is spending his 4th year in the queendom of roses to study mycology (and a little bit of anthropology also, but mostly the mushrooms, molds, and yeast interests him). and he reasons "what better place to study yeast than a bakery!" trey feels absolutely insane when he asks his parents to let jade stay with them for a year. but they say yes because they as just so nice ("as long as he helps in the bakery" was also a condition).
♡ - they were not expecting a merman though and are quite shocked by the very tall eel with razors for teeth politely introducing himself one day. trey's siblings like him though! they ask him all about the ocean and his studies and nrc and even just about what trey was like at school (trey keeps shutting this specific topic down). jade helps with cooking and cleaning around the house and mr. and mrs. clover both appreciate him for it.
☆ - at some point, the two stay up really late together (they're both studying) and trey just finally blurts out that he likes him. jade just goes "i know." with a smile and asks him out. trey is shocked because he had waited Forever to ask it but its too late now. he laughs it off and says yes. they kiss (followed by jade quipping that it was not customary to kiss on the first date, to which trey responds that is was Hardly their first date and jade goes "touché")
♡ - you would think i would end this here because you asked about how they got together but i can't because i havs not gotten to the part where trey 1) actually comes out to his parents and 2) tells them that he's going out with jade
☆ - but anyways, yes, he comes out to his parents and they accept him for who he is. his mom also mentions that she assumed that he and jade were Already dating and he just wasn't ready to tell them yet. trey vehemently denies this and jade is just laughing. trey also texts cater and cater replies saying "tell jade i said i'm so happy for him and his ugly fking bf i'm serious /ref <3333" he also tells riddle who Actually says something positive. jade tells floyd and azul, who reply "can you divorce him yet" and "congrats! is he willing to work for me now" respectively (they really all are happy for them btw)
♡ - they do go on dates mostly outside on walks or hikes when they have time to spare. trey talks about the history of the area and jade identifies different organisms and infodumps about them as trey listens intently. if they see the same thing again, jade will say its name and trey will recall something jade said about it before, which makes jade happy.
☆ - neither is big on pda (unless they get jealous, which is infrequent), but they will hold hands when they're alone. they both tend to go more with acts of service and just quality time with one another, so generally they will do things like cook for the other or engage in activities that the other likes.
♡ - they do visit the coral sea, but it's more of an annual trip. usually, if jade wants to see azul or floyd, it's on land because azul's franchise is on land.
☆ - unfortunately i could continue for forever but i will not yw <333
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salemoleander · 6 months
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Migraine hell :(
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strangeknight · 4 months
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names have to start getting stupidly long again
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nahida: why does the traveller call you baby girl?
scara: how about we stop talking for a while
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juniemoe · 4 months
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literally it costs 0 dollars for native english speakers to be kind to us who are not <3
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aldoodles · 1 year
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Rereading the prophecy of bane and I care about them so muchhhh
Bonus random doodle:
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bunnymajo · 11 months
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Precure villain: *attacks babies & toddlers*
Cure Butterfly: "so you've chosen death."
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eggy-computer · 1 year
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"Begone, Transphobe!"
Curse a terf! in minecraft! (actually!)
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You'll need:
a working copy of minecraft
in game:
redstone dust
white candles
campfire
black shulker box
a book and quill with your intent written inside (i wrote "May any terfs, transphobes, or any one else intending to cause harm against the lgbt community be harmed threefold")
a "poppet" (a totem of undying or mob head labeled "transphobe")
spider's eye
rotten flesh
wither rose
moon water (made by leaving a cauldron of water in the moonlight overnight)
a black candle
cast a "circle" by laying redstone down in a square around your desired area, place and light white candles in the corners of the square
to smoke cleanse, place a campfire
dig down a few blocks and place the shulker box
fill box with "poppet", book, spider's eye, rotten flesh, and wither rose. focus on your intent
place grass box on top of shulker box, effectively burying it
place a black candle on top of the burial site to "seal" it, and close your circle. opt: place redstone around the candle for extra potency
also!! dont do a curse if you dont feel prepared enough to do so/dont feel safe doing so!!
alternatively, you can do a protection spell to help protect trans people!!
real witches know that trans rights are human rights!
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