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sunny12th · 10 months

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still so funny to me that dany was forced to look upon the Horror that would be robb starks fate and then just had to continue with her life. she never thinks about that weird shit again. she has No idea why she had to see a man with a wolfs head staring at her sadly, hand reaching for her. she literally might not ever know what all that was even about.

actually what if she does hear about the red weddings and robb's Horror later on, maybe during dinner with the starklings, and dany almost jumps up screaming "THAT WAS YOUR BROTHER?????"

#it would be funny! and horrific for the starklings #but funny to me #asoiaf #daenerys targaryen #mine #robb stark

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st-just · 23 days

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It's kind of esoterically funny to me that a) there's a fairly popular in, uh, Certain Circles pop-sociology thesis that the rise of capitalism in Europe is in some occult way downstream of the Catholic ban on incest and also b) the Most Catholic Family in History was also famously so dedicated to inbreeding they kept at it even when infant mortality rates for Habsburg heirs were like 80%.

#not like funny funny #but funny to me #history

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tiredofsatansbullshit · 2 years

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AITA for attacking my younger brother?

^ Posted by u/originalzombieboy 11 hours ago

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AITA for attacking my younger brother?

The title makes it sound a lot worse than it was so just bear with me. First time poster and doing this on mobile so format might be weird.

I (20M) died when I was 15 and not even three months after my death my family replaced me took in my younger brother (17M now, 13M then). I was adopted at 12 and had a fuck ton of issues but that’s not really relevant. Not long after I had turned 15 my dad and I began having a lot of fights and things between us was pretty bad and then I died.

So I came back to life, some stuff happens and I find out that my family had replaced me taken in the younger brother. Not only did that mean that I became a fucking middle child (which is terrible in itself) but also while I was dead it turns out the younger brother was going around talking about how he was better than me and wouldn’t do something stupid and get himself killed. At that point beating the shit out of him was a pretty logical step for me, who the fuck goes around talking like that about a dead kid?

So yeah, last year I broke into the place he had been staying at with his friends, deactivated the security and beat the shit out of him. I didn’t kill him, I didn’t want to, he just needed to learn a lesson.

We have gotten over it and moved on, we hang out a lot now and spend a lot of time together but my older brother (25M) (also adopted) says that I was a huge asshole and what I did wasn’t excusable. Younger brother and I have dealt with it ourselves and moved on but older brother keeps on bringing it up. So, am I the asshole?

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Huh, I did not expect this to get as much attention as it has so here’s a bit more info that people have asked for. Dad knows about everything that’s happened, because younger brother and I have dealt with it ourselves and he knows nothing like that will happen again he thinks it’s something we can easily leave in the past. Older brother has been away a lot (he doesn’t stay in the same city) and hasn’t been around to see the progress younger brother and I have made. Last time he was in town (seven months ago) younger brother and I could not stand being in the same building as the other.

Update:

Older brother has backed off, saying that as long as things between younger brother and I are good now it’s none of his business (bullshit, I know he’s still going to bring it up).

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dosagelamb · 2 years

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If someone ever got a hold of my search history it would literally just be:

Does bouncing your leg burn calories

How many calories burned sleeping

How many calories in a banana

Lose 10 pounds in one week tips

How many calories in three strawberries

#this is not a joke #and it is sad #but funny to me #tw though #edblrr #tw ed #ed #ed log #4n4 #ana tw #frill posts #4n4rexia #calories #eating disorder

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knifefightscene · 7 months

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#this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #7

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butchfalin · 6 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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phantomoftheshoppera · 21 days

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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

#dungeon meshi #shuro #laios #senshi #the tray should have food but this guy is really funny to me

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hawkeye221b · 2 months

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

#ides of march #julius caesar #meme #my meme #this was funny to me ok #et tu brutus?

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mudanonaito · 3 months

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#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious In Dungeon #dungeonmeshiedit #senshi #dmgifs #mygifs #this was so funny to me jdsaghjsdhg idk why #this is exactly how i look waiting for my water to boil when im cooking #500 #1k #5k #10k

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daftmooncretin · 4 months

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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

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glitch-frog · 9 months

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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

#hornyposting #bottomposting #edit: ive never listened to mcr which makes this really funny to me

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brown-spider · 11 months

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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

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paper-cities · 2 months

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#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #i have a tall friend who does this to me #cant hate her for something so fuckin funny tho #chilchucks villain arc

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nouverx · 3 months

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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin rosie #digital art #autodesk sketchbook #hazbin hotel fandom #this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home #serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please #this is way too funny to me help

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crabanarchy · 1 year

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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

#hey guys I made this post. it's not that funny #my wife made me add these tags

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weaver-z · 9 months

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There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

#erika horn #phoenix rising #tiktok #it's so funny and also very cute. the pianist's face kills me

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