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save-the-villainous-cat · 10 months

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Villain or hero (either one) “torturing” the other (with extreme pleasure/edging) to get information?

(I wouldn’t mind if they both had switch energy and the one being “tortured” was very good at flirting/dirty talk and the one doing the torturing got a lil flustered and made a hasty exit at the end *////* but that’s up to you!!)

“Ah, look what the cat’s dragged in…” the villain said, rather playfully. They weren’t in the mood for insults and they weren’t in the mood for fighting with their hero. Not when they were the one who was saving them from a potentially annoying night. Besides, the villain had invited them.

It was bait, actually. And the villain wasn’t quite sure if the hero was fully aware of that. Hell, they were more than surprised to see that their nemesis had actually shown up. They had prepared for a boring evening but now things seemed to be getting interesting.

“Could I borrow you for a second?” The hero flashed a smile at the person (some business owner, the villain hadn’t really paid attention) next to the villain and grabbed their arm lovingly, as if they were married.

“Sure, honey.”

Before the villain could even register what happened, the hero dragged them into an empty storage room, pushed them against the wall and pressed a knife to their throat. The hero’s mood had changed from saccharinely sweet to bitterly serious.

“Damn, you’re into that?” The villain looked down at the knife and grinned. “I don’t know, I could be into that, too. Maybe? We’ll see.”

“You fucking asshole. Do you know what kind of coordinates you gave me?” the hero hissed. But the villain could only smile lazily. Being pushed against the wall by their nemesis felt amazing. Touching all the right places, forcing eye contact, grabbing them hard enough to let excitement rise within — all of it made them shiver in anticipation.

The hero didn’t look like it but they were certainly strong. Which was extremely hot.

“You mean the coordinates you forced me to give to you?” It had happened last week when the hero had captured the villain. During a mission, the hero had learnt about the ridiculous amount of stolen artworks the villain had in their possession.

“Same difference.”

“What can I say? I’m a lover of culture. I won’t give up that easily.” The hero’s knife pressed harder into the villain’s windpipe and stupidly, they enjoyed themselves a little too much. The hero was warm and their face got a little too red in the heat of the discussion. Honestly, the villain was disappointed that the hero had come here for business, not because they wanted to see their beloved enemy. But this was definitely better than wasting their time with rich people.

“You know where these coordinates led me to?” the hero asked.

“Enlighten me.”

“A fucking McDonald’s. You embarrassed me in front of my whole team.” That made the villain chuckle. The thought of their hero blushing in front of their team and being humiliated brought them immense joy.

“You couldn’t check your GPS system before, hm? Shame, baby,” the villain whispered. Although it was more difficult to talk normally with the pressure on their throat, they couldn’t help themselves. “Pretty thing.”

“God, you absolute piece of—”

“Didn’t think about that? Too busy hunting every little piece of information I give to you? Too obsessed to think straight? Too—”

The hero grabbed their jaw and the pressure of the knife faded. However, the villain’s blood pressure skyrocketed as the hero pressed a knee between their thighs.

“Listen. I need those artworks back immediately. I am losing my patience and my compassion here.”

“Does that mean you like meee, honey? Got a soft spot?”

For a moment, the hero didn’t say anything but their thumb rubbing over the villain’s cheek was enough to make the villain’s legs tremble. The way they looked at them, calculating, studying — it drove the villain insane. Eventually their eyes dropped to the villain’s lips.

“Fuck, you never learn,” they said softly and their grip hardened.

What the villain didn’t except was a kiss this soft. Something so sweet and loving. They expected the hero to be rough as their hand glided down to their throat. They expected them to squeeze but it was quite the contrary — a hesitant first kiss that was nothing like the stuff the villain was usually into.

Both of them were out of breath once they parted and the villain swore they felt their brain liquify. Turning tables and all.

Even though the hero had kissed them, they were embarrassed, avoiding eye contact. It was adorable and hot, as if the hero had acted out of desire, not out of obligation. Maybe the hero had come here because they wanted to see the villain, not primarily because of business.

“Am I not good enough for your tongue?” the villain teased and this time, the kiss wasn’t as innocent.

The hero pressed them against the wall with their whole body. One hand was still around their throat, squeezing a little now and the other on their lower stomach where eager fingers tried to find ways into their pants. Every now and then, the villain’s eyes widened and they moaned into the other’s mouth when the hero’s fingers dug a little deeper, touched a little more.

And the kiss was sloppy, demanding. The way the hero used their tongue was electric. Being completely present, completely in control, yet not too demanding. The villain got pushed into obedience gently, lured into it and, god, they didn’t want to come out of it.

The villain was ready to confess all their sins to them and let them execute them if it meant they would exchange looks one last time.

For the second time, they parted and this time, the villain had no words except for a broken version of the hero’s real name which they could only moan.

“Listen,” the hero said again, panting. They pressed the villain’s hips back into the wall. “I’m gonna get those coordinates. The real ones.”

The villain looked at them, heart beating in their throat, lust overwhelming them.

“Your hand…” they said. “Please.”

“Coordinates,” the hero said. Their hand reached deeper into the villain’s pants, touching sensitive skin methodically, making the villain curse.

“You’re so good at this,” they whispered. “Fuck…”

Eventually, the villain threw their head back, bumping back into the wall. They needed this. They hadn’t know that they did, but they did. Not even thinking about it, they put their own hand into their pants, finding the hero’s and following their movements.

It was a slow process — thanks to the hero’s control — and the villain was close to losing their mind.

“I’ll give you what you want if you give me what I want,” the hero whispered at one point, slowing down and the villain, completely detached from reality, promised them to give them the information they wanted.

Little did they know that the coordinates they gave to the blushing hero after they finished, sent them to the next McDonald’s.

#suggestive #but I guess you knew that already #*drops this and leaves for three months*#writing snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroxvillain snippet #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request

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dozydawn · 1 year

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Fenton Vaseline Glass Snail, Vintage Yellow Opalescent Uranium Glass

#uranium glass #vaseline glass #snail #the dime for scale is much appreciated dear seller #paperweight #i guess?#uranium glass menagerie let’s go #gastropods #molluscs #mollusks #fenton #i knew this would do numbers yall are too easy #1k #as long as you’re here. remember when the lich fucked up the sweet waving snail from adventure time?#also so many of you think uranium glass is way more dangerous than it is. chill #it doesn’t need the hype it’s already sick af

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spaciebabie · 11 months

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springtrap says the EVIL sex word because hes so so SCARY and evil and PURPLE AAAAA!!!!!! AAAAAA!!! SEX!!!!!!! MOUMMY!! HEEELP!!!!

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queerhoodies · 10 months

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me when harry defended imogen after ben insulted her:

#the bar is in HELL #but we knew that already i guess #imogen was so right in calling out his ass in front of everyone #heartstopper #heartstopper spoilers #heartstopper season 2 #osemanverse #imogen heaney #harry greene #ben i hope you die

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aromantic-diaries · 1 year

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Honestly I'm glad that the aro community is moving from "we still love our friends and family we're not heartless!" to "we don't need to make up for our lack of romantic attraction with other forms of love" because yeah, our platonic and/or familial relationships are not romance-lite or a substitute for romantic love and a lot of aros reject the idea of love altogether. So yeah fuck trying to appeal to alloromantic people with the whole "we swear we're normal" thing. I don't need to make sense to anyone

Either you accept me as I am whether you understand me or not or you leave me the fuck alone

#aro #aromantic #arospec #not to mention my already existing struggle with connecting to people which was a problem before i even knew i was aro #and probably isn't related to it and has more to do with my history of rocky friendships full of dissapointment and letdowns #so my lack of romantic feelings are not to blame for my antisocial tendencies #of course there definetly are aros who are lonely souls like me and their aromanticism is connected to that but guess what #they don't owe you shit either and are not ''proof'' that aromanticism is miserable and lonely #those of us who are alone are not ''proof'' that we're incomplete without romance

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skywalker-swift · 2 months

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btw cause I think some people still need to hear this, but the rose colored glasses coming off and the ‘revision’ to the meanings of her songs about joe was always gonna happen. with travis around or not. so saying she should focus on her new relationship is not the dunk you were thinking it is. like I keep saying it but she wrote him into her world, she included him in the world she wrote music in, and when she needed to, she wrote him out. why would he get to stay when he hasn’t earned that anymore? she would have kept him in, she even would have left the bad stuff in a box, but he didn’t seem like he wanted that part of her life. please can we all just realize that this is just such a normal reaction and end to a relationship and Taylor doesn’t need to ‘take the high road’ or whatever just because she’s in a new relationship. the reckoning of what happened was always going to be closing the chapter of the story she wrote for them. she’s releasing it whether you’re ready to reckon with her or not.

#she was doing it already in you’re losing me #there are so many parallels to rep songs in those lyrics #parallels to other heartbreak songs like the Great War #even the moment I knew with the party line for me #I think so many of you just haven’t been in relationships that have ended in this kind of heartbreak #where you are pulling yourself from this person #and they have left pieces of them behind just like you have left pieces of you behind #but it’s not always the part you want them to remember about you and it’s not always the parts that you would have wanted from them #like I think he left a lot of doubt in her and I know how that feels #kate talks #Taylor swift #let me be parasocial i guess

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princeparadiso · 6 months

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no childhood should be like this

#qsmp baghera #qsmp #baghera jones #qsmp fanart #baghera fanart #guess what? more qbaghera content #im starved #anyways do you ever think about how this little child harmed and abused by the very entity that created her had to live in constant edge #for all of her little life and childhood only dreaming of escapes and nicer guardians #because i do #how little was she when she was already thinking about how and when to leave this hellhole that was the only thing she ever knew #how young was she when she stole that doctor's lighter and started planning boat rides and collecting oranges #how many other experiments did she meet that disappear or died the next day?#food for thoughts

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druidshollow · 3 months

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ugly baby rivers is gonna be in my brain forever

its not his fault..... newborns are just ugly

(i did some rambling in the tags if u wanna look at it lol)

#species swap au #ss descent #ss rivers #ss fire #theyre so weird. puppies. i think ancients used to have....... litters. i guess. of two to three babies #but they began to evolve to have less #and now its like. twins are pretty common but more often than not you have one #lots of people are opposed to having kids at all because its viewed as cruel to introduce someone to a cycle where they are so aware of-#-their entrapment #i dont think either pregnancy was intentional but fire was probably more welcome #they didnt know she was pregnant with rivers until shed already been for a couple months- and then he was born.... probably like 7 or 8-#-weeks early #fire wasnt on purpose either but they knew earlier and didnt have any complications #they were probably recommended not to go through with fires pregnancy since rivers birth was so hard on her and he was so sick #but i think now that shed had a kid and come to like the idea shed probably be happy to have another baby #i think they have fire mmmmmmmmmm three years after rivers (this is the same gap as me and my sibling. easy to remember)#takes your ask as an excuse to babypost #druid draw

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misspoetree · 1 year

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KinnPorsche + Text Posts: Anniversary Edition

FAVOURITE SUPPORTING CHARACTER(S) - Big | Tay

[many more text post memes]

#kpappreciation #you knew there was also a Big version coming right?#because I love my salty b*tches just as much as my angel darlings 😌❤#(and my BIG DESERVED BETTER AGENDA will never end)#I know that the 'saltmates' one is a low hanging fruit so in case someone else already did that one: I'm sorry 😅✌🏻#((this editon also got a little heavy on the profanity - so TW I guess 😅))#kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche + text post #text post meme #kinnporsche big #nodt nutthasid #kinnporsche anniversary #because the kinnporsche brain rot is still real

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ganondoodle · 10 months

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is it too much of a reach to say that zelda being reduced to basically an object to farm items from in totk just kinda adds more salt to the wound of how badly shes treated?

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #i know im nitpicking #but i have talked about the big problems alot already #and now i start to see the smaller thingy that dont feel good #i guess you could see it as well if she wasnt farmable for items it would be weird compared to the other dragons #or that you are supposed to realize that you have been farming items from your best friend the whole time is to mean something #or maybe its just a game mechanic #i knew super early that the dragon was zelda #and when i saw i need items from her to upgrade my armor i was like .... im not gonna shoot out heR TEETH WTF #good thing she remembers nothing i guess #so she doesnt have to cope with the fact that link kept shooting off her scales - claws - teeth and horns #god i just want to see her have agency for once #and no i dont count begging unnamed faceless champion mcguffin guys to do a swear or dragonfying herself when she had no other option #thats not a character moving the plot but the plot shoving around a character imo #i want to see her go around HER hyrule and talk to people- solve mysteries- get more competent at defending herself- actively doing anythin #gnawing on wood as we speak

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skitskatdacat63 · 11 months

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2011 Japan Post-Qualifying

#dedicated to the anon who asked me if i knew which gp this was from! i ended up being right hehehe #AND thank you so so so much to suzuki-ecstar for finding and sending me the clip!!!! i appreciate it sm!!!! <3 #(ik told you already but actually the clip you sent is better than the original archive i had so im very happy)#i know a super old post of this already exists but now pls take my offering of it w higher quality/frame rate!!#im usually not a huge fan of this seb hair era but godddddd he looks so good in this #i will never get over the 2nd gif of jense play-punching him #ive seen it a million times by now but this one is better quality than any of the others and im fucking dying #THEY'RE SO ENDEARING WHY WERE THEY LIKE THISSSSSSSSS #and mark's there too i guess...(kidding hahaha but god his live slug react game is strong)#okay also must say now that im in a different time zone i have absolutely no fucking idea when to post its so confusing to me #jenson button #sebastian vettel #sebson #mark webber #jb22 #sv5 #2011 japanese grand prix #2011 japanese gp #we do a little bit of f1 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one

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figs-oliomedley · 1 year

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I doubt Wu would train him against Misako’s wishes (see every episode of Season 1 before 10), but Lloyd would definitely come across them eventually

Plus given her mild reaction to Lloyd’s growth and the fact that he recognizes each her, she only left recently, when he was older

Plus plus, he would be safe at Darkly’s, Garmadon is literally Kruncha and Nuckal’s boss, they can’t hurt him

Were there better choices she could’ve made? Yes, but that doesn’t mean the choice she made was wrong.

Update: Turns out I’m a dipshit who forgot she leaves him when he’s young, ok :y

A lot of my points still stand though, albeit at a slightly different angle in some cases

#guess I'm a hardcore Misako defender now #sweet #no matter when on the timeline she left Wu had the weapons #''aw shit he found the four elemental ninja protectors already I gotta speed this thing up''#even if she left after Wu hid them Wu still knew the locations of all four. it was only a matter of time til he had to find them again #''Uncle why do the Golden Weapons glow sometimes when I get near them''#''They WHAT''#she's tryin her best bless her soul #plus Lloyd was REAL angsty in those first two seasons and got upset real easily #she probably left for like a year tops #remember how upset he got at Garmadon for stealing files?#''NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU JUST LEFT >:'(!!!#temper tantrum baby #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago misako #ninjago lloyd #ninjago lloyd garmadon #ninjago golden weapons #ninjago wu #ninjago dragons rising

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sysig · 9 months

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@vernors tags are so incredibly correct (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #DAX #ZEX #Legit could not stop thinking about them until I finally got it down to paper lol #It is so silly and it makes me very happy hehehe ♪#ZEX is a worm he's a silly guy ♥#Gosh those first two were so fun to draw haha ♫ Head tendrils especially but also big tears! Love big tears #I really need to find somewhere to use that big cartoony tear shape again it is so silly and I love it haha #VUX with one big goofy eye rather than one big beautiful eye hehe #Why would he act so silly and melodramatic (other than the fact that he is?) Sure throw some alcohol into him lol #At least it was only DAX who saw him like that - DAX has enough ammo on him already it's fine lol #Yet more from the tags because yes!! DAX loves ZEX while fully informed! It's lovely! <3 <3 #Although thinking about all the ZEX fans that were blindsided once he was excommunicated - poor them I guess lol #DAX gets to keep his silly little Admiral because he knew exactly what he was getting into lol #It's a very fun dynamic #The thought of DAX packing while rumours fly - ''Oh yes I didn't know at all. Why am I still going? You know how it is with loyalty''#''Too stuck in my ways. Aren't I tragic'' pffft ♪ No sympathy!

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panic-in-the-multiverse · 2 months

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… So I just watched the two episodes of Bad Batch and I… I need some time to process that last episode, not just the content of it but what it means for the future of the last 4 episodes

#well Hunter’s gonna be mad #was lowkey scared for Hunter’s life #omega I love you but please stop with your plans if they put you in danger #I knew crosshairs hand shaking would make something bad happen #to be fair tho he was stacked and the ship had already started ti fly away #Wrecker baby if you’re not fine by the next episode I will personally attack the clone #even if it is tech #btw the clones voice sound like Cody and tech but I don’t think it’s Cody tho #Cody lives somewhere with a somewhat happy life #Hunter baby please don’t do anything stupid next episode #missing Echo tho #can’t we get a happy ending for once #and not just something that looks like defeat on defeat #guess I was right when I said the last few episodes had been the calm before the storm #holly shit there’s only four episodes left #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb hunter #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair

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pearl-kite · 1 year

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Colors swirling in the air like oil stains in a holographic puddle. They form shapes around one single golden orb, which is floating in the middle of the mistlike essence.

#kirehn draws #the passenger if #the passenger #the passenger game #bruh I do not know the tags for this the last time I drew something for the demo was my newman in 2020 okay #okay so I always knew roach was and would be my favorite but come ON #I did not expect to fall this hard I love them and their nibbles so much ;3;#trying to figure out some flickering animation or something but cs5 doesn't have the features I got used to in cc :C #does cs6 I wonder... hmm #if I DO ever get it done I'll post it too #digital art #artists on tumblr #january 1 and I have something already? I am setting the bar too high aren't I #debuting the new sig stamp I guess #I think it's crooked I'll need to adjust #I forgot to screenshot my newman's stats in the end so I'm on my 3rd run through already =3=;;;#I need to attempt to romance someone else but I don't think it's possible #the passenger spoilers #I guess sort of since you might not get the description

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dvanaestmrva · 1 year

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a fun thing about tragedies is that if you are consuming one all alone in your room in the middle of the night and they give you a hint of hope that you obviously know is bull you can audibly say "oh fuck you" because yea and then your mom(a light sleeper in her old age) will show up at your door like hello chicken are you okay i heard Any Sound and what am i supposed to tell her that mordred just rode his rotten world into the sun as the last high noon sounded outside and that i fucking called it? she has work in the morning

#ацо шаљи твит #anyway guess who slonked nearly the entirety of the mechs discography in one day because i wanted to know what was up #and knew already that if i didnt sit down and listen like i was on a mission i'd never do it #because waiting for the right mood does not work okay at least knowing whats up makes me more likely to want to revisit the thing #even if my attention span has been shot to death in a banal filthy corner of my old schoolyard and left there to rot #on a side note i love how the most mundane shit can be made to sound interesting if you care enough how you tell it

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