"Why do we always have to get ourselves kicked out of parties, man?"
"I dunno, Bro. But I'd rather party with just my best buddy anyway."
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TaE Leo: We kissed once.
FTaaH Leo, reading a newspaper: Once.
TaE Leo: Bro kiss.
FTaaH Leo: Bro kiss.
OMO Leo: *Kisses MNMC Leo*
MNMC Leo: *Hisses and Slaps OMO Leo Away*
OMO Leo: Bro kiss.
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ok but stewy being canonically bi really makes everything about his relationship with kendall so much funnier like imagine being a beautiful bisexual stallion and your fate is to become best friends with and develop a 30 year crush on logan ‘homophobia’ roy’s prodigal son like. imagine having to do deal with kendall’s ‘no homo but my tongue is down your throat’ repressed bullshit for 30 years whilst also dodging the beam of mixed flavor racism homophobia his father directs at you every time he sees you within 5 feet of said prodigal son but also you feel a strange solidarity with this old man because he at least has also accurately clocked and acknowledges that his prodigal son is queer
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"And then you put your arm around her like this..."
"Okay..."
"And then slowly lean in and just..."
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“But Kon isn’t gay-“ “He’s only into girls in canon-“
Friends. Pals. Acquaintances and strangers alike. Does this man REALLY look heterosexual to you?
I mean… REALLY. Look me in the eyes and tell me that THIS man. Is straight.
Think long and hard about your answer😐
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brain filled with jegulus uni au where james walks into the wrong lecture, all tired and sleep deprived, with baby harry on his chest. cue regulus falling in love with the hot dilf that doesn't belong in his post modernism class and who he knows for a fact is sirius' best friend
first chapter is officially out :)
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Saltburn really targeted Hannibal fans
✅symbolism of all sorts (INCLUDING ANTLERS)
✅homoeroticism
✅murder
✅general freak activities
✅pretentious lifestyles being showcased
✅aesthetically gorgeous cinematography (like Hannibal)
✅homoerotic tension that toes the line of sexual and aggressive where it’s like oh they hate each no they def want to fuck no they hate each other no they actually want each other so bad
✅little freak main character who acts all shy and innocent but it’s actually the biggest freak of all
✅obsessive themes
✅manipulation
✅obsessed freak main male character who is clearly in love with another man who he claims to hate despite being in love with him and plots to murder him
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Hakoda not realizing Zuko and Sokka are a couple because they act just like he does with Bato and they’re *obviously* just bros.
Obviously.
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