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hsw53-thoughts · 2 years

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British people are of two kinds, either they complain about the weather or they will get a presidential pardon for a crime they committed in kindergarten

No in betweens

#britains #british people #max fosh #Innit #hot weather

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thewtcho · 2 years

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Snakes in UK: Surge in venomous adders on Britain's beaches

Snakes in UK: Surge in venomous adders on Britain’s beaches

A big surge in venomous adder sightings is threatening families on staycation summer holidays on Britain’s beaches. Many of the reports have come from coastal areas where the snakes are basking in sand dunes close to crowded bucket-and-spade beaches. Adders are Britain’s only venomous snake and are not usually aggressive, preferring to slither away, but they will bite if they feel cornered, or…

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#adders #beaches #Britains #Snakes #Surge #venomous

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chicagoeggwhisperer · 4 months

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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

#king charles #king charles iii #king edward #king edward viii #march 25 #the royal leech #royal family #britain #lmao #like to charge #reblog to cast

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dasloddl · 10 months

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ID in alt

#id in alt text #british #great britain #ants #Twitter #british museum #op dasloddl

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charlesoberonn · 8 days

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Charles III: Don't paint my hands or face red, I don't want people to think I've got blood on them.

Painter: Of course, your majesty.

#uk #united kingdom #king charles iii #charles iii #royal family #uk royal family #british royal family #britain

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swamyworld · 19 hours

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Novak Djokovic survives Geneva Open scare | Britain's Jody Burrage withdraws from French Open with injury | Tennis news

Novak Djokovic survived a second set scare to reach the Geneva Open quarter-finals with a 6-3 6-3 win over Germany’s Yannick Hanffmann. After securing the first set 6-3, the Serbian came from 3-0 down in the second set and is looking determined against Hanfman in the third-set decider – who knocked out Andy Murray at the ATP 250 event on Monday. Djokovic found form to break back early, however,…

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#Britains #Burrage #Djokovic #French #Geneva #injury #Jody #News #Novak #open #scare #survives #Tennis #withdraws

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mywitchcultblr · 1 month

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This is what happen when people take the 'your brain doesn't mature till 25' pop-sci too literally and just ran with it, also transphobia

#england #britain #rishi sunak #trans #lgbt #lgbtqia+#natalie wynn #contrapoints #queer #trans rights #cass review #cass report

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nezreblogz · 2 months

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sayruq · 15 days

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#yemen #jerusalem #tel aviv #current events #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #news on gaza #palestine news #news update #war news #war on gaza #palestine action #direct action #shut elbit down #great britain #britain #rafah

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plastikfiguren · 5 months

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Britains Herald - 1/32 - berittener Soldat der 7. US-Kavallerie [Mounted 7th Cavalry] Eine farbig gefasste Figur mit Pferd

#wilder westen #19th century #britains #herald

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263adder · 1 year

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IMPORTANT PSA

Please share for UK residents!

The public alert will go off on Sunday 23rd April at 3PM (15:00) BST.

The decision to issue the alert was made against the advice of NGOs who warned this could put vulnerable people in danger. Please spread the message.

#Youtube #psa #important psa #britain #united kingdom #uk #boost #reblog to save a life #blazed posts

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illustratus · 3 months

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Transept of Tintern Abbey, Monmouthshire by Joseph Mallord William Turner

#joseph mallord william turner #jmw turner #art #tintern abbey #ruins #architecture #transept #monmouthshire #wales #england #britain #ruin #nature #history #j.m.w. turner #romantic #romanticism

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why-yes-i-am-an-adult · 1 year

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#she would do numbers on tumblr #Philomena Cunk #Cunk on Britain

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mysharona1987 · 1 year

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I appreciate Karl Jenkins bemused reaction to the theory that he, a 79 year old white Welsh man composer, is, in fact, a 41 year old black American woman from California.

I mean, how else do you respond to an accusation like that?

“Look, my moustache isn’t that cartoonish and silly, surely?”

Like, what is this scenario? It’s Scooby Doo and Fred rips off the mask to reveal: “Oh my God, it’s the Duchess of Sussex!”

And she would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling hardcore royalists.

#tiktok #meghan markle #britain #karl jenkins #brf #british royal family

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keirstarmerhateblog · 1 year

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#uk politics #british politics #britpol #ukpol #britain #british #tory party #energy crisis #capitalism

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swamyworld · 22 hours

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Jimmy Quinn retires: Britain's oldest jockey still loving racing ahead of final farewell aged 57 | Racing news

Amidst the bustle of Newmarket in midweek, Britain’s oldest jockey Jimmy Quinn is still going about his usual routine at Marco Botti’s yard – muck out, getting horses ready to ride and, at 57, race day. After celebrating more than 1,500 winners from more than 22,000 rides, Quinn is ending his stellar race-riding career at the end of the 2024 Flat season. “I’m 29 plus 27!” Quinn makes a joke. How…

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#aged #ahead #Britains #farewell #final #Jimmy #jockey #loving #News #oldest #Quinn #racing #retires

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