"You, in this moment, have bought exactly what you wished. You have kept your word and seen your quest through. And now the hour comes to pay the price"

Brennan Lee Mulligan, World's Beyond Number

Lev Grossman, The Magican King

i did my nails… and only cried a little today.

About to record my video for you all to consume on schedule 💖😮‍💨😬🥴🥱🤭🤗

support ur local local longtime lameass loony 👍🏽😮‍💨

episode1 comes out tomorrow or i shave my eye brows

jk why would you want that bestie, are you good? 👁️👁️

had an epiphany

what if zhanna and soldier were stargazing or something and zhanna like. abruptly turns to soldier and says 'i like you!!' and soldier goes 'i know, that's why we're dating' and he leans on her and she looks rlly sad and then we see it's actually spy wearing a zhanna disguise and he rlly worked up allat courage for nothing

FINALLY I BEGIN MEASURING THE WARP

But then I discovered An Inefficiency so...

Et voilá!

LSITEN. LISTEN

Life is hard. Girls are hot. Take your meds.

Hold on- (spoiler warning for any who haven't caught up on Redacted's series 'The Balance')

I just realized that feeding room Blake took Sunshine into isn't for Demons holy fucking shit

Working on the Vegebul fic now that the poll is done. It’s actually really fun? I’ll be honest I’ve only read like two vegebul fics so this is kinda my own brain thoughts I hope you guys end up liking it

But yeah it’s really cool seeing how the story changes when it’s Bulma and not Y/N? The first chapter will be identical, but the second one changes and it’s really really cool? Can’t explain it but it’s silly

it’s always full name, 3 numbers, onlyfans, eggplant emoji, fake link, bot account and never hey peebrain, you teleport?

And I am somehow the smart one of the group...

I find it funny how my friends all almost only focus on the tragic stuff and the angst in TWST, meanwhile I only focus on my weird headcanons and crack-fics

So whenever they are having a conversation, they always talk with full respect and big fancy words, and I just come out of nowhere, spew some bs, don't elaborate and leave

Friend #1: So I think that there is a probable chance of TWST being purgatory because bla bla bla I didn't pay attention to the convo

Friend #2: Yes, I fully agree my level headed companion

Me: Hiii~

Friend #1&2: ...oh no...

Me: What if I as MC managed to give some of Jade's mushrooms to Riddle? Would be funny... Also, Idia is a secret discord femboy, byeee~~

have you guys ever heard of lesbians? well theyre women who like women. and have you ever heard of scissors? well i have this perfect invention for you guys, the shark tank people. its more of an idea with awesome materials. so get your weird fucking queer autistic sister and wait for the sexening, then get them to sign the Awesome Consent Forms (patent pending) then sew their coin slots shut, so that there is no leakage. then grab the two sluts and make them sex again, template 1 specifically, then wait for their inverse gashlongs to be done and sew those fuckers up like a shitty finger puppet. now youre like albert einstein but if he was severely retarded and from the human centipede. here sharks, we have an example of the evil pussy poppers right here. wheel them in daflavious! (sharks say hi to daflavious) and all i ask from an investment is one grillion dollas and a wife. thank you sharks, you have a bit of shit on your lip.

when you hatch The Greatest Plan™ in your head

Day 30 Brainblast 🧠