Vale with a leather jacket, waiting outside of Marc’s school while leaning on his bike, Marc wearing said jacket (very oversize on him) in class………
truly this bald baddie rocks up after school (DO NOT ask me in what country IDK!!!) on the fucking honda with god's most oversized 90s leather jacket and marc gets so wet he slides off the seat
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i have to go to the shops to get things for sunday roast but i wish… not to. 😔 i wish stay in bed and scroll!!!!!! 🥺 i wish……… isekai’d to anime boyfriend. 😌
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They've both been longing for the other, one letting go, the other trying. But here we are, unable to stay away because realization hit - I can't possibly lose him! - the other heartbroken, feeling like he's lost. Both wishing everything was different. So close now! They breathe each other in, their want consuming, embracing it, remembering how good it feels, comfortable, how it makes sense. After what has felt like forever, it's inevitable. Their touches, finally a kiss! Yes! I've needed this, i've missed him, it's perfect! ❤️💜❤️💜
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𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖿𝗒 𝖺𝗌𝗌
❥𝗌𝗇𝗂𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗍 : 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾’𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖻𝗈𝗋𝖾𝖽 (𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿)
{ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 — 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝖼𝗎𝗍𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾💙, 𝗇𝗈𝗇𝖾. }
“Lemme fuck you.” Connie says out of the blue causing you to choke on the noodle that flew down the wrong pipe, it felt like it went in your lungs. coughing to recuperate.
“Umm boy I know you see me eating my noodles.” You say hoarsely when you caught your breath, the shit this dude says. “Ma… fuck that ramen cup. I’m tryna be in them guts.” He put his fist against his mouth cheesing. “Ooh why that sounded like lowkey bars tho?”
You roll your eyes at the short haired man. “Connie baby shut the fuck up.” He slid over on the couch that you were lounging on peacefully before he started with the foolishness. “What?! I ain’t rizz up with that bar?” He does the lightskin face tucking his lip farther into his mouth making you laugh at the display.
“You’re a fuckin’ clown Connie. Can’t I eat my noodles in peace?” He backed up from you to stand in front of the couch. “Nah but forreal tho whatchu think of this?” He tries to copy some dance from ‘Step Up’ you assume. You laugh slapping your hand on your thigh.
“Boy get yo goofy ass outta my face, you think you Channing but yo ass really lookin like Hip Hop Harry.” He stops his dancing putting a hand on his chest, leaning back as his mouth dropped open. “Now shorty you ain’t had to do allat. Not at all.”
You giggle slurping your noodles. “You bored ain’t it Constance?” He’s sat back on the couch looking at you while playing with the strings of his hoodie, tightening it so you only see his mouth that held a large smile.
“Yea mama, and you my favorite person to bother.” You grin your face heating as you rolled your eyes standing up to throw away your cup. “How bout we get on the PlayStation?” He stretched out his hoodie bouncing off the couch right after you. “Bet! But you can’t keep picking that same damn character you be fighting with.”
You tsk, mugging him. “If you just mad cuz yo ass be losing say that. Now bring yo goofy ass on before I make me some more noodles.” He laughs tapping your butt. “Okay fuckin noodle head, always wanna hear something.” He mocked the classic vine as you groan. “Connie! Come on now.”
𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅
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*Kakuzu, giving math word problems to Hidan*
Kakuzu: Okay, now; say I want to buy a sweater. The sweater costs $50. I manage to talk the store owner into giving me a 25% discount. How much is the discount, and how much do I end up paying for the sweater?
Hidan: *brow furrowed, writing it down on paper*
Hidan, out-loud: A 25% discount of $50 is $12.50. So you minus $12.50 from the original price of $50, and you pay … $37.50?
Kakuzu: Very good. Alright, now what if I find a tear in the sweater, and convince him to give me another 5% discount? What am I paying then?
Hidan: You’re … paying …5% of $37.50 is about $1.87. So minus that from $37.50 and you pay … about $35.63, maybe round it up to $35.65.
Kakuzu: Very, very good, Hidan. You’re getting so good with numbers.
Hidan: Yeah, but, I still need a fucking piece of paper to figure stuff out. You do everything in your head …
Kakuzu: Hidan. You went from having trouble with simple addition and subtraction to calculating percentages. Not only that but your reading has picked up so much …
Kakuzu: *hugs Hidan* I am so, so proud of you, brat.
Hidan, blushing: T-thanks, old man. Hey, how about a reward? Like, you buy me a new blade for my scythe?
Kakuzu: A blade for your scythe? The cheapest ones are like $200!
Hidan, writing on the paper again: Actually, that one weapons shop up the road is having a sale this weekend: 60% off a purchase of $300 or more. If you buy me two new blades, at $400 total, then your discount will be … $240. Minus that from $400, and you’d only be paying … $160. That’s $40 cheaper than it’d be for one!
Hidan, grabbing Kakuzu’s hand and pulling him towards the door: Shit, you’re right; math IS fun! Come on!
Kakuzu, sighing as he grabs his wallet: I think I’ve made a mistake …
This is for you, @ama-tera 😊
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