how many girlfriends does marc have in the paddock right now

Slow motion of Marc's save during the end of his pole winning lap in Jerez, 2024

arms out like an angel //marc marquez/valentino rossi, 8k, explicit. stripper au.

“Does Marc still work here?” he asks. He can’t think of the word for performing.

“I dunno, man,” the guy says. “Sorry, I’m new.”

Vale blinks at him. “Find out,” he says, and then, annoyed at himself for the impatience, “if you can. I came a long way.”

thank god for @restacks @baking-soda and @veryspecificfantasies without whose patience and good taste this would never have been more than 500 abandoned words <3

Jerez, slow motion Sunday.

not to periodically contemplate the enormity of rosquez but what an absolute series of events

Callie!! Today's leafs game has me in SHAMBLES.

the thing about the leafs. and you must excuse me sounding insane here but i’m a leafs fan so you understand. is that i can simply sense sometimes when they are going to flop. and it’s not even like a preternatural thing it’s me looking at the narrative arc of the universe concerning the leafs and my last like 7 years as a leafs fan and realizing that however the leafs do ANYTHING win or lose. they are going to do it in the stupidest way possible. god’s limpest idiots. high octane offense folds like a house of cards the second someone looks at em funny. they do NOT have that dog in them they simply never have. and i like this team. i love it.

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

“I’m going to drive through Appalachia, should I be scared of the inbred hill folk and the cryptids? 😱😱😱😱” no bitch, be scared of sliding off a mountain into a valley and not being found for months or years.

found you a new hat.

USA 2019 | Valentino Rossi checking on Marc Marquez after a journalist mentioned his shoulder surgery during the winter break.

I’m never not thinking about Marc and his uncharacteristically large hands like he’s tiny and then you see his hands and it’s like they don’t look like they fit the build of his body.

what kills meeeee isn’t even just how huge his hands are it’s how tinyyyy his wrists are as well. insane contrast i’m obsessed with it.

animals in medieval armor

who else is being captivated by the timeless beauty and divinity of music

JEREZ 2024 | Alex Marquez, Brad Binder and Enea Bastianini with the synchronized crashing at turn 5 during the sprint.

my bisexual road trip is on hour four of springsteen

#fco au. obviously. ← this is where vale needs to swoop in and touch marc's waist and kiss him and tell the press they have something very very important to discuss it can't wait and then he drags marc away

LITERALLYYYY one of the myriad sexy things about fco conceptually is it explores the sort of. violence of being a celebrity. like everyone feels like they knows you and wants your opinion and a lot of people ignore your boundaries and treat you like a zoo animal. genuine nightmare scenario. like personally i think i would hate that,and certainly it seems like marc and vale have had their gripes with it in the past (vale asserting any partner of his would have to share him with the public, marc asking gresini if he could have less press appearances in his contract this year), but they are still crucially still very GOOD at it. and kind of accept it as part of their jobs in a way say. casey stoner did not.

so this is a fic scenario where essentially one of the WORST things possible for them gets leaked to the press (gay. fuck nasty. public.) in the direct aftermath of vale knowingly using the media circus to fuck marc over and HURT him. and then vale decides it goes too far and jumps on the shitwagon with him to protect him, even when he knows that the press will harass and abuse him the same way they do marc. it’s essentially like. i love you (he does notttt know that yet though) so i will stand in the eye of this storm WITH you and help you through it. very romantic to me..

so YES. even post fco drama when they’re together and happy it’s like. the media pressure does not necessarily STOP, it just CHANGES. like they’re still famous they’re the royal couple of racing, and after marc’s injury he still has all the same questions and microphones shoved in his face all the time and it SUCKS ! but hey! vale loves him ! and operates in the public arena just like he does ! and is maybe the only person in the world who can make a room full of motogp journalists pull their attention from marc. so i think on these high pressure weekends the most common place you can find vale is rightttt at marc’s elbow, spinning the room around his orbit as much as he can just so he can give marc a little relief. walks up BIG kisssss cameras flash. every microphone shifts a foot to marc’s left (not the bad side, vale is careful) and vale immediately starts jabbering about bezz and diggia and marc can feel the tension headache recede just a little…