Richard Curtis, you say Crowley?
Hmm. I can just imagine Crowley sliding up to certain writer one day in the pub and suggesting a series about a certain sassy, sarcastic noble who has a black snake as his heraldic animal who is always having to come up with a "cunning plan." Coincidence...?
Bonus Shax as good Queen Bess, in her younger days, in the 2nd GIF. From Blackadder 2, co-written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton.
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छह बागी कांग्रेस विधायकों के बचाव में उतरी भाजपा, कहा, जनप्रतिनिधियों को काले नाग कहना दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण
छह बागी कांग्रेस विधायकों के बचाव में उतरी भाजपा, कहा, जनप्रतिनिधियों को काले नाग कहना दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण
Himachal News: भाजपा की हिमाचल प्रदेश इकाई ने सोमवार को कहा कि यह ”दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण” है कि मुख्यमंत्री सुखविंदर सुक्खू विधायकों को ”प्रताड़ित” करने और उन्हें ”काले नाग” कहने पर उतर आए हैं।
भाजपा ने कहा कि चुने हुए जनप्रतिनिधियों के लिए इस तरह के शब्दों का इस्तेमाल नहीं किया जाना चाहिए।
यहां मीडियाकर्मियों को संबोधित करते हुए भाजपा प्रवक्ता बलबीर वर्मा और पूर्व मंत्री चौधरी सुखराम ने दावा किया कि…
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Worm baby I love how calm and sweet you are but I'm not loving seeing all of your organs and blood vessels through your translucent skin. Please grow big and strong!
...and opaque.
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coriolanus snow x fem!reader | smut below mdni
“Coryo, stop teasing,” you whined.
Coriolanus rubbed his tip against your puffy clit. The tingling sensation began to overwhelm you while he continued to stroke your folds with his cock.
“Shhh.” He softly kissed your forehead and leaned his head close to your ear, licking the skin from the base of your neck to your jaw. “You hear that?” he whispered. Before you could respond, Coriolanus slammed his cock into your hole, forcing you to take in all of him with no time to adjust. He spread your legs further apart to give him more access. Coriolanus took his precious time thrusting in and out, and your wet cunt gripped around his length. You cried out his name, pleading for more.
“You sound so pretty, baby. I love to hear you moan my name,” Coriolanus praised.
He pushed himself in more profoundly, hitting your G-spot, “Ahhh Coryo, fuck yes right there.” You could feel yourself pulsing around his cock. When attempting to force him to move faster, Coriolanus removed his hands from your legs to pin your hands above your head on the mattress. “I will fuck you when I want and how I want,” he snarled. And Coriolanus did just that, engulfed in your wet heat and edging himself to orgasm, one stroke at a time.
He kept your wrists pinned down with one hand and took the other to caress your clit. Coriolanus found joy in watching you squirm under his intense stare, waiting to see your eyes roll back when you orgasm. He loved admiring your pussy squirting on his cock even more.
“Tell me that this pussy is mine.”
“It’s all yours.”
You watched in awe as his thick veins pulsed before spouting his cum on your pussy before pumping more inside of you, painting your walls with his seed.
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happy birthday james potter but unfortunately you will not be seeing this until the day after bc the birthday sex regulus is providing you is going to consume most of the next 24 hours . good for you though top that twink!
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I’m seeing a weird uptick in people commenting nasty stuff on people’s non-cat/dog pet stuff again and not so gentle reminder:
Your phobia or dislike of certain animals does not give you the right to harass and bully people who love and share them.
Use the blacklist tag like a normal human being, and leave people who love rats or snakes or bugs etc. the fuck alone.
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