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skyss-personal-hell · 8 months
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As a fellow biter, I loved those hcs sm. In light of this, I present to you another one of my muses thoughts. Ahem, hosing them down with cold water. (P.S I hope you're alright)
-Previous anon
AYYYYYYY IM DOING CHILL RN HBU??? ANYWAYS ILYSM FOR UR IDEAS (/p) MWAHAHAHAHAHAH I’ll do the same characters as last time unless u want others thennnnnn oh well I’ll make more😈 Funny thing I usually listen to Mitski while writing these lol (gotta balance out the sad and silly) anywho I’ve chugged like 3 monsters so TIME TO WRITEEEE😋 Also i’m basing this kinda off of where I live cuz it’s HOT AS BALLS NO JOKE ITS 95 DEGREES BUT FEELS LIKE 103 WHAT THE FUCK NEBRASKA
Jouno (ehehehehehe my silly scrunkly ahjsndksnsjsmjsks)
• He’s pissed.
• Just standing there like “What the fuck is wrong with you”
• Yes, it was hot out but you made the water as COLD as possible by throwing some ice cubes with it.
• He was being extra sour and just a dick to everyone soooooo he kinda deserved it.
• As soon as the initial shock of the temperature change is over he scolds you for being so dumb as to do that.
“Cmon it was funnyyyy!”
The soaking wet man in front of you was not humored. In fact he seems to be more agitated.
“NO IT WASN’T!”
You laugh and scream as he runs at you with the hose. He quickly catches up to you duh but it’s still fun.
Dazai (ngh i want him so bad)
• He was just sitting enjoying the outdoors until you came along
• Was probs reminiscing of the past tbh
• Shocked. Absolutely shocked.
• How could you do this to him?!
• Would probably chase you with the hose (less viscously than Jouno but still)
• He’s laughing along with you as he runs after you
“I’m gonna get you!”
“Pssssshhh no you won’t! I’m waaaay faster!”
Right after that he had successfully caught up with you and sprayed the cold water on you.
At least you’re both soaking
Ranpo
• Absolutely devastated.
• You two were sitting outside together and he was eating his snacks
• YOU GOT HIS SNACKS WET😡
• He pesters and bugs you until you buy him new snacks
• Whines and complains that now he’s soaking wet
“YOU GOT MY CANDY WET!”
You shrug
“It’s still perfectly edible.”
He gives you the most disgusted and disturbed look in the world.
You ended up buying him new snacks…
Yosano (i love her sm)
• You die. (/hj)
• She would be absolutely furious
• Like more than Jouno
• Good luck
She didn’t say a word. Only smiling, menacingly.
Yosano then came running at you with her big ass knife thingy-mabobber (cleaver? idfk)
You then have to run for your life have fun!
This is probably gonna be the last post I make today before I go to work 😭 but I’ll check when I’m back in like 3-5 hours 🔥🔥 Take care or urselves and ILYALL SM 💜💜💜💜
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ech0schamber · 1 year
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Hello do you still take requests for Bsd?
If you do would you mind writing one for either Poe, Fyodor, Ang, Kunikida or Akutagawa.
It can be a oneshots or headcannons I don't mind and yandere if you care comfortable with that.
Thanks for your time and no pressure with this!
hi!! sorry, but i don't do yandere content, but i'll gladly do some headcanons! you didn't specify what type of headcanons, so ill just do general relationship headcanons ^.^
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☆Poe! he's an absolute sweetheart
☆will definitely buy you anything you want, he just wants his s/o to be happy
☆i can see him not exactly being a fan of pda, like, he wont stop you from holding his hand or giving him a kiss, but he will become incredibly flustered
☆in the beginning of your relationship, you will definitely see Karl dragging Poe towards you since he wouldn't stop mumbling about you and it was annoying Karl
☆you are Karl's parent now, and he claims your lap as a great napping place
☆speaking of naps, please make this man get some sleep, he overworks himself too much
☆doesn't care if he's the big spoon or little spoon, he just enjoys cuddling
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☆fyodor. this man is mysterious to everyone, you are no exception
☆dont get me wrong, if you somehow end up in a relationship with him, you will know/understand him more than anyone else, but he still keeps some secrets from you. he is a terrorist after all
☆this seemingly emotionless man does have a soft spot for you tho, but its still probably not best to surprise him with hugs and such
☆its been stated in canon that he will gift a whole nation to the one he loves, so expect him to spoil you.. in his own way
☆doesn't like pda, but he does like when you hold his hand when your scared. its probably his ego tho
☆will let you cling to him in private, if thats the type of person you are. his only rule is that he can still do his work
☆good luck getting this man to be anything but a big spoon
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☆another man who has a 'secret' soft spot for you
☆please drag this man away from his work. it may be very important work, but his health is even more important -and your need for affection-
☆another man who doesn't like pda, he wants to be professional in public
☆i can see him being an absolute sucker for kisses tho, you could probably kiss your way into getting him to do anything you want
☆probably won't tell you about his past, but you do eventually notice that he visits a cemetery pretty often. its probably not best to ask him, its still an open wound for him
☆very worried about your safety, could probably get a bit possessive without realizing it, but he just wants his s/o to be safe
☆hmm.. i see him as mostly being a big spoon, with the occasional small spoon when he's really stressed
(im so sorry if this doesnt fit him, his character is hard to read)
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☆who doesn't love blondies
☆woo boy, i see him as having mixed feelings about pda. as long as it doesn't mess up his schedule, i cant see him having a problem with it
☆he actually doesn't scold you that often. he knows he can be a bit scary when he scolds certain people *cough cough Dazai cough cough* the only time he really scolds you is if you do something that severally hurts you
☆big cuddlier, but will only be the big spoon, he'll use some excuse like 'i need to protect you in case something happens' but in reality, he doesn't know how he'll react if he's the little spoon, mans not used to being cared for
☆will wake you up at 5am if it means keeping his schedule right. will buy you ice cream (or any treat of your liking) if you bother him enough as an apology tho
☆also, kind of a dumbass when it comes to feelings, you will have to confess to him first. he'll eventually get the hang of it
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☆pretty boy
☆you somehow ended up in a relationship with an emo cat??
☆please give this boy time to warm up to this, he doesn't know how to handle it
☆you're one of the first people to find out about his illness (Gin was the first), he doesn't want you to worry about his coughing. it doesn't help, you end up worrying more
☆shy. but not in the 'uwu im so shy' way.. more like 'idfk what to do shy' he probably freezes up a lot
☆you will have to initiate everything. i promise that he does actually try, he's just so nervous that he's going to mess something up and you'll hate him bc of it
☆please reassure this boy, he is full of insecurities.
☆honestly, small spoon. he absolute adores the feeling of being held, its probably one of the only times he fully relaxes.
☆god forbid if someone ever hurts you, he will hunt them down. please scold him (lightly) when he comes home covered in blood, that shit is not easy to get out of clothing
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hope you enjoy this! <3 please feel free to request more
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Questions for Sagau imposter x Bsd AU!
1.Are you going to release a prologue on how reader got in genshin impact and their journey?
2.Are you going to also release the before reader got in genshin impact, and met bsd characters?
3. What if fake creator finds out ABT the portal where they can go to the real world, will fake creator send someone in to report? If yes then who will fake creator send?
4. Are you taking requests rn?
5.Can I be Anon 🌙?
Reminder: Eat healthy foods, drink water occasionally, exercise daily, and rest daily. I hope your doing good.
-Anon 🌙
1.I will. I have almost finished prologue, one shot. It mostly focused on BSD Cast being worried about Reader's disappearance, but, the big chunk of is focused on telling about Reader's being chased around Teyvat. Without too many details, because, the one-shots will have flashbacks about Reader's 'interactions' with Genshin Impact characters.
For now, I have in mind next one-shots:
Self-Aware! Fyodor Dostoevsky x GN! Reader x Self-Aware! Dazai Osamu (Reader have some general memories about Teyvat, maybe, a scene with Neuvillette)
Self-Aware! Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald x GN! Reader (with memories about Ningguang and Pantalone)
Self-Aware! Saigiku Jounou x GN!Reader (either with Narukami Shrine, Watatsumi island or Mondstadt's cathedral)
Self-Aware! Ranpo Edogawa x GN! Reader (with memories about Tartaglia, but it can be changed)
I also have Self-Aware! Akutagawa Ryunosuke x GN! Reader with Diluc scene and a question about hilichurls protecting Reader.
2. Maybe, as a part of main AU, but, it will take time.
3. If Fake Creator Found about the portal, they will send people to investigate it. They will send Travelers. Maybe, if portal was discovered before BSD Cast start actively causing harm, Fake Creator might investigate it themselves.
4. You can send a request, but, it will be put on hold, until finish with requests from this list.
5. Yes, you can. Welcome, 🌙 Anon
I am doing good, thank you for your concern :)
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diagonal-queen · 1 year
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Hi hi uhm, I've been thinking a few days about something... Maybe you can make it into headcanons or a one-shoot? Only if you're comfortable with the idea of course.
Chuuya taking care of his s/o who's struggling to eat properly, eat certain things and cares a lot about the way they look and the way people will talk about them. You can choose more characters if you want (Dazai, Fyodor, etc) or you can just write for Chuu.
Thank you, take your time and take care! ☺️💕
i hope you're going okay my love. i understand this struggle. it's an absolute nightmare and unfortunately at the time this was a big issue for me i didn't really have anybody around. i don't want that for you! if you ever wanna talk about it you can come to me :) i dunno how much help i can be but i'm always here to listen!
Helping to take care of a reader who struggles to eat
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♡ pairing: Chuuya Nakahara, Dazai Osamu, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Oda Sakunosuke, Atsushi Nakajima, x gn!Reader
♡ synopsis: These boys help you when you feel self-conscious and find it difficult to eat.
♡ cw: Reader is self-conscious and has trouble eating, mentions of murder (c'mon...this is BSD), swearing, slight implication of NSFW stuff (Dazai strikes again)
note: I put a couple of my comfort characters in here- hopefully their hcs will comfort you too :) I also put your suggested characters in in case you wanted to see 'em. Apologies for errors, hope you enjoy x
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Chuuya:
Chuuya has probably had to deal with something similar in Dazai at a time. He understands how you feel and he's totally down to help you
First of all he lets you know that if you crave anything at all, no matter what it is, he'll get some for you. Literally, it could be just crackers or something insanely expensive like caviar he will buy it for you and eat some with you. Anything is better than nothing!
Second he tells you (probably a little aggressively) that the only opinion that matters when it comes to your appearance is YOURS. Fuck all those other people, it's literally none of their business and he's passionate about that. He would probably kill anyone who dares to talk shit about you (let alone to your face? oh man)
He hugs you and lets you know that everything is gonna be alright, and that he'll always be there to support you with things like this no matter what
When he eats, he encourages you to eat alongside him (so it's not as bad y'know, because you're doing it with Chuuya ^-^)
He is very defensive of you in public, like if you don't feel like eating at an event or something he won't force you and if anyone asks or comments on it he snaps at them a little bit lowkey
Chuuya is so encouraging and is always very proud of you whenever you make any progress, like whether you eat a certain amount or if you tell him that you felt attractive that day
Dazai:
Dazai definitely takes it quite seriously. He's mostly worried for your health at first, so his first priority is to get you some food. He does try to get you to eat, but if he fails he knows he can't really force you to eat, so he lets up a little
He's just really worried. Generally because he doesn't want you to get sick but also because of your mental health. Dazai feels as if he has a duty to be there to help you so he does his best
He thanks you for trusting him enough to tell him something like this, and promises to help you in any way you want him to
He will try to make you feel better by complimenting you and just generally lightening the mood
Dazai lets you know that there's no pressure to do so but asks if maybe you could try eating a certain amount a day (like a limit of two meals minimum maybe?) if you're able to? And he's willing to do it with you too if that would make you feel more comfortable
Calls Kunikida and asks him to help him cook you something because he can't cook (lol) and maybe a meal you like would help you? (Kunikida of course agrees to help- for your sake not Dazai's)
Dazai also thinks it's important that he uh...~demonstrates~ the extent of his attraction to you. Y'know, to really help you get the message. He really, really just wants to make sure you understand how much he appreciates and loves you.
Fyodor:
He will also kill people who talk smack about you, but he's like waaaaay scarier about it. Like Chuuya was kind of just exaggerating- he really will do it
Meanwhile, he'd sit you in his lap and comfort you and let you vent and cry to him about your issues as long as you need
He's just a little bit manipulative. Fyodor's method of comforting you about your outward perception is to tell you that his opinion is the only one that matters, and his opinion is that you're very attractive! You don't need to do anything to make him think so
He is probably the most...forceful? when it comes to trying to encourage you to eat. Fyodor would try to convince you to eat by telling you he'll reward you once you do. Maybe he buys you something or takes some time off to spend with you? If you still don't want to, he just doesn't give up. He'll find a way somehow
Fyodor perhaps also enlists the help of SIGMA ONLY because he knows that he's like...very comforting and empathetic and might be able to reassure you about your appearance and relationship with food
He will name all of your features that you consider to be flaws and give you reasons as to why he loves them all very much
Other than Sigma he doesn't bring up the issue with anyone else because he believes it's not his place (he's right tho). If anyone asks he just tells them 'It's a private matter' and nothing more 😌
Oda:
Oda is curious to know what's caused your refusal to eat and self-consciousness. He's curious, but he doesn't ask you any questions.
He simply cooks you an easily digestible meal and sits you down on the couch, gently telling you that he's willing to feed you as much or as little as you want to take
You ask him why he's done this for you, and his reply is a mere 'I care about you.' You can't really say no to that, so you do take a bite or two. Oda doesn't force you to eat anything else, whenever you're done he knows you're done
This goes on for some time- if your issue fluctuates from time to time he's always ready to cook you something and feed you. Though at times where you don't wanna eat he doesn't ever force you to do it.
More importantly he's willing to spend as much time as it takes to reassure you that he thinks you're beautiful and attractive just as you are, regardless of appearance. Though he isn't a man of like, too many words, he shows his love for you very clearly.
If you ever feel like you're a burden to Oda because of this stuff he does he immediately lets you know that that couldn't be any LESS true. He doesn't see it that way at all- he just loves you and wants to help you of his own volition
Is very comforting and whenever you bring it up with him you know that you've made the right decision to trust him with your issue
Atsushi:
Atsushi cares so much about you. He's heartbroken to know that you don't see yourself the same way he does.
Atsushi is a big eater and he's not extremely insecure when it comes to his physical appearance specifically, so he's a little confused about why you feel the way you do. Nonetheless he does his very best to sympathise with you and comfort you
He always offers to share his food with you from then on, even if it's just a little he's very happy when you accept it. He only gives you food he thinks you'll enjoy though because he's a sweetie
He's always been a big praise man but he just doubles it now that he knows you're self conscious. He just wants you to know how much you mean to him and how lovely you are in his eyes.
Asks Yosano for help T-T he just wants to make sure you're healthy. You might get a check in from her from time to time. She is a very helpful person to talk to about this though, good call Atsushi
Atsushi tells you that if anyone bothers you that he'll be there to take care of them for you. He'd usually be able to talk it out but he's not afraid to get just a teensy tiny bit violent if the other person doesn't back down.
To be honest he might just start eating bigger portions himself to make you feel more comfortable with the amount of food you eat to make it seem like less than it is (hE'S TRYING HIS BEST)
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ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ me omw to cuddle @sunasjellyfruit and everybody else who reads this
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j0ystix · 6 months
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BSD genderbend HCs for DOA and Hunting Dogs
Fyodor :
- I THINK (because we don’t know Fyodor’s Canon height) Fem fyodor is 174cm. Male Sigma is 177cm so can you imagine male Sigma leaning forward to hear what fem fyodor is saying
- With heels, Fyodor is 177cm and Dazai with heels is 180cm (bro fem dazai, male dazai are the same atp)
- I saw someone drew her with this thick white fur coat and I fell in love so yes, I am a firm believer that she has a unnecessarily large white fur coat
- she wears one long black beaded rosary necklace with
- Has unnecessarily long pointy black nails that Nikolai painted to her to stop her from biting her nails but sometimes Fyodor forgets and pokes her own eye
- has the same hair as male Fyodor
- you can’t tell if she’s wearing red lipstick or there’s blood on her lips because she’s a lip bitter
- the first introduction of Fem Fyodor we will see is her leaving a church in a white babydoll dress and black tights. She holds a rosary in her hand and there’s blood splattered on her black heels, face and hands but her dress is pristine white. She would whisper “Lord thank you for this beautiful day”. Nikolai emerged from the back in a nun outfit and blood all over her and a gun in one hand.
- Fyodor would have the sexiest Russian accent omfg
- there will be a scene where she would get catcalled by some men to smile because she looked gloomy. She proceeded to kill them with her ability
- both fyodors are extremely skinny and underweight
- finds men annoying as hell because they kept asking her to smile or commenting on her skinny stature
- wears some raggedy oversized T shirt to sleep every night and fluffy striped socks and a nightcap
- doesn’t let Nikolai put make up for her
- has never gotten her period once (Nikolai suspects she doesn’t have a womb) but it’s because she is too malnourished
Fem Nikolai :
- I think she’ll wear pants AND A BLACK CORSETT. She has two long braids and she’s pretty (and notably) cute
- 175cm
- has insanely gorgeous curly white hair that she usually lets down whenever she’s undercover
- wears both black and red lipstick. Her top lip is red and bottom lip is black
- sometimes wear too revealing clothes so Fyodor has to lent her her fury white coat
- she sleeps in her lingerie (imagine the contrast between her and fyodor)
- Nikolai likes stealing Fyodor’s ONLY T shirt that she wears to sleep
- BIG CHEST NIKOLAI NATION RISE UP
- has insane period cravings and pesters Fyodor about it
- Nikolai has two my little pony figurines who she thinks represents Fyodor and her
- Nikolai paints her nails regularly
- In the prison arc when Fyodor dies and Nikolai holds onto Fyodor’s torn arm, she would kiss Fyodor’s hand because she knew that Fyodor loved the gesture of hand kissing (I think male Fyodor is the type to kiss women’s hands)
Fem Sigma
- 170cm (URGH SO MANY TALL WOMEN I LUVVV)
- screams before committing an act of violence
- cannot watch horror movies
- I think she would have those cute reflective/sparkly/glittery nails
- the softest hair too
-I think fem sigma will have bodyguards because the casino is a pretty dangerous place and she’s the manager, if a conflict arises, she has to diffuse it so she needs bodyguards everywhere she goes
- she has a pocket knife with her everywhere she goes. The casino is dangerous and she has to protect herself against angry men. When she first met male Teruko, she became disdainful because Teruko is an angry male LOL
- owns a collection of hair ribbons. Nikolai plays with her hair
- had a collection of fancy earrings worth thousands
- fem sigma loves baking cookies and decorating them. She loves baking in general
- she smells like vanilla :)
- personality would be the same as male Sigma
Fem Jouno!
- has a rose on the side of her head
- 173cm
- smells like roses
- has red nails (nobody knows if it’s nail polish or blood)
-another member of the big bust committee
- always wear those dainty gold bracelets
- long eyelashes
- loves to torture men in particular because she likes men who whimper (I can imagine her bullying male Chuuya because he’s shorter than her)
- the only hunting dog that wears heels
- probably has a taser in her back pocket
- back in the criminal organisation, she was definitely a feared woman like Dazai and Chuuya
- has “ladylike” manners like she would lift her pinkie finger when drinking tea and dap napkins lightly on her lips after she eats and she can differentiate the different types of spoon
Fem Tetchou
- gotta be honest…I think make and fem tetchou looks the EXACT same
- maybe fem tetchou is slightly shorter at 169cm and maybe her hair is longer and you can see her curves a bit more but that’s it
- she dresses androgynously too like jeans and a long sleeve shirt
- has super rough hands. Jouno always screams at her calluses and calling her disgusting
- smells kinda bad LMAO jouno scolds her for this
- I don’t think she wears makeup. Like I think the other fem characters would wear noticeable lipstick but i doubt Tetchou does
- took down many men before and they all thought she was a man
- her voice is quite deep (not as deep as her male counterpart)
- really likes princess shows and novels. SHE LOVES BARBIE
- actually, she has one rose clip at the back of her head (she has a low ponytail) which matches with Jouno :) they’re both roses with thorns
- when Tetchou thought she was going to die in the hands of Kenji she would whisper “my greatest regret was that I complained about the amount of makeup you wore. I lied, I thought you looked beautiful and I would spend the rest of my life watching you powder your face.” Because I headcanon that Jouno loves to beautify herself and Tetchou is always waiting for her so Tetchou always complains that putting on makeup is unnecessary
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neonganymede · 1 month
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I’d like to request some siglai kisses from your pinned, idk if I can ask for a combination of two of them? Not in the sense that you write two or double the length ofc, but combine the prompt. I was thinking of 1 (first kiss) and 22 (more than one kiss). Like it’s their first but ends up being more than one? 🥰
Of course!!! Thank you so much for the request!! And I'm so sorry this took so long ><;;; The idea for this came from that really cute siglai amusement park date in the bsd anthology <3 Hope you enjoy~!
1. First Kiss
22. More than One Kiss
Sigma slumped into his seat, grateful to finally have a moment to rest. “Is the day almost over? I want to go back to the casino….”
“Aw, don’t be like that, Sigma! We had so much fun today!” Across from him, Nikolai began to wiggle back and forth, and the metal pod they were sitting in rocked with him. Sigma’s veins began to flutter, fresh anxiety flooding his blood, and he covered his face so he didn’t have to watch the way the world jerked back and forth around them.
The worst part of it was that even if Gogol did break the Ferris wheel, he wouldn’t let Sigma fall to his death. No, he’d rescue them both with his ability, and this nightmare afternoon would just carry on while the theme park crumbled into chaos around them.
“Stop that! You’re going to break the ride!” Ugh, why did Sigma have to say that?
“Ooh, think so?” Nikolai’s voice trembled with excitement, and his knees bumped into Sigma’s as he lurched toward one side to peer down at the mechanics far beneath them. Their ascent was slow, a casual crawl that Sigma had almost been grateful for, but now he realized that such a long ride only gave Nikolai more opportunities to cause mayhem! Why had he agreed to this?
“No breaking the ride!”
“Aw, I’m never allowed to have any fun,” Nikolai lamented, and Sigma peered through his fingers to watch the way Nikolai’s whole body wilted in disappointment. He blinked one big, sad eye at Sigma, and his bottom lip stuck out in the most exaggerated of pouts that almost made Sigma smile.
Almost. His whole body ached, especially his poor feet, and he refused to let this ridiculous clown off the hook just because he was cute.
“You’ve had fun all day,” Sigma reminded, shuddering as he recalled some of the horrifying rides that he’d been dragged onto. He’d never been to a theme park before, and he wasn’t entirely sure that he ever wanted to come back after today’s exhausting experience. “Besides, wasn’t this thing your idea? Why would you want to break it!?”
“All you’ve done is complain that I’ve made you fear for your life today—”
“I wouldn’t complain if you stopped making me fear for my life!”
“—so I picked the most ordinary ride at the theme park! Aren’t I so generous? Oh, but it’s so sad! This ride is as boring as you are!” Nikolai slumped over the side of the cart, arms dangling down toward a ground that inched further and further away with every passing second.
If only Nikolai would tumble head-over-heels out of the ride. Then maybe, Sigma would be able to have a true moment of peace.
… Who was he kidding? If Nikolai fell out of the cart, Sigma would probably try to catch him while Nikolai laughed hysterically. Not worth the trouble.
“If it’s boring you that much, you’re welcome to leave, and we can meet up again after the ride is over.”
Nikolai threw himself back in his seat, absolutely scandalized. The compartment wobbled again. “Sigma, I can’t let you ride the Ferris wheel all by yourself! That’s just too sad! No, you stuck by me all day, so I’ll endure the slowest ride in existence just for you!”
“Again, this ride was your idea!” Sigma crossed his arms and huffed, which only made Nikolai snicker. “I’d like to also remind you that you kidnapped me from my office! I didn’t have a choice but to stick by you all day!”
Nikolai merely grinned, and Sigma sighed in defeat. Somebody as ordinary as him would never be able to win against Nikolai, so why even bother trying? He might as well sit back and enjoy the view.
And the view was nice. The world beyond the park looked dark and unwelcoming, but a sea of cheerful, rainbow color separated them from reality. The higher the ride took them, the smaller the park appeared until only the carts on the looping roller-coasters looked close enough to touch.
So far up, Sigma could barely hear the jingle of carnival games, the pop of balloons, the clamor of children. The brisk air on his cheeks felt nice, relaxing, and he let himself enjoy this quiet moment with his unlikely companion.
Nikolai stared at him, his expression stranger than usual. He wore a smile, but this one seemed soft and out of place when Sigma was so used to his vicious, scheming grins. Nikolai’s eye twinkled in the starlight, his hair fluttering like feathers against his cheeks, and a part of Sigma wanted to reach out to touch him. To see if this was real, if Nikolai still sat across from him or if he’d been left with nothing but a worthy mirage.
Nikolai dispelled the illusion himself as he shuffled forward, his voice teeming with excitement as he whispered, “Hey, Sigma? Quiz time!”
Sigma rolled his eyes but found that he couldn’t even muster the energy to be annoyed. “What is it this time?”
“Did you know that if two people kiss when they get to the top of the Ferris wheel, then their relationship will last forever?!”
Sigma could have asked why Nikolai bothered to tell him this. He could have pointed out that they weren’t in a relationship, so this information didn’t really pertain to them. He could have reminded Nikolai that even if they were together, forever for them likely wouldn’t be that much longer, anyway.
Instead, Sigma said, “I’ve never been kissed before.”
Nikolai wiggled to the edge of his seat, so close now that their knees bumped. “Not even a little bit?”
“Not even a little—what does that even mean?!”
“Well, I’d hate for you to miss out on the opportunity to have such a memorable and romantic first kiss! Very well, Sigma! I will make the sacrifice—”
“Sacrifice?”
“—and offer you my services just this once!” Nikolai scooted even closer, his knee nudging its way between Sigma’s so that he could invade even more of his space. One hand pressed against the metal wall behind him, and soon, all that Sigma could see was Nikolai. “Well? Better decide quickly, Sigma! We’re almost at the top!”
Sigma swallowed, his heart rattling with uncertainty. Did he really want his first kiss like this? At the top of a Ferris wheel after a long, exhausting day? With Nikolai, of all people? Sigma really couldn’t say for sure.
… But if not now, then when?
“Okay.”
Glee flashed through Nikolai’s left eye, and he tilted his head to gently nudge Sigma’s nose with his own. That was the only warning Sigma got before Nikolai’s lips found his, firm and deliberate as he claimed Sigma’s first kiss for himself. A tiny sound of surprise lodged itself in Sigma’s throat, and he barely had time to respond before Nikolai had leaned away again.
“Well~?” Nikolai teased, still close enough for Sigma to taste cotton candy on his breath. “How was your first kiss?”
… Sweet. Surprisingly sweet. Sigma had figured that a kiss with Nikolai would be sharp, unpredictable, difficult to follow. Not soft, not fleeting, and certainly not something that Sigma would want to do again.
And yet….
Sigma reached forward to grip Nikolai’s side with tentative fingers. “Well, we… we haven’t reached the top yet… have we?”
With a chuckle, Nikolai bumped their noses again. “Aw, Sigma! If you want another kiss, all you have to do is ask!”
“Fine, then I want another—mph!”
Nikolai’s mouth returned, firmer this time, and he didn’t pull away as quickly. He drew Sigma closer for one, two, three more kisses until Sigma’s mind felt too dizzy to keep count anymore. Nikolai’s kisses were heady and addictive, and he decidedly didn’t hate the playful bites as much as he’d expected.
Only after a long, long time did Sigma realize that something was wrong. He put both hands on Nikolai’s broad shoulders and pushed until Nikolai, grumbling, pulled away. Sigma tried to catch his breath as he looked over the side of the cart, but the sight of the ever-distant world only made his heart race.
“Nikolai. We’re not moving.”
“Ding ding! You’re right!” Nikolai confirmed with a brilliant smile. “We haven’t been moving for a while now, but you didn’t even notice! You’re so predictably unobservant!”
“Why aren’t we moving?! Are we stuck?” Sigma tried to wave to somebody, to signal that they needed help, but could the attendants even see him from so far away?
“I’m sure it’s because the control panel is missing some of its parts. Namely these!” With an exaggerated flourish, Nikolai produced several red buttons and a lever that he’d kept hidden in his coat.
“You… you broke the… why!?” Sigma yelled as panic began to rise in his chest.
“Because you seemed to enjoy kissing so much! Aren’t I just the most thoughtful person ever?” Nikolai’s grin turned feral, and his wild laughter filled the tiny compartment, so loud that even the people on the ground must have heard him. He kicked his silly little feet, so stupidly delighted by his own antics, and he might have looked cute if this whole situation wasn’t so insane.
Sigma wanted to be angry, but he just sighed as he slumped back in his seat. Of course, he should have suspected something like this when he agreed to indulge Nikolai’s whims, but did the clown really have to break the Ferris wheel controls? And did he have to be so damn cute about it?
“Give them the parts back now, Nikolai!”
“Eh, what’s the point in that? I’m sure the park authorities already have somebody on the case! You wouldn’t want to get in the way of someone doing their job, would you, Sigma?” Nikolai blinked at him with one wide, serious eye, and Sigma felt himself deflating further. He knew it was just a tactic, but Nikolai was probably right. They’d already inconvenienced these poor theme park employees enough, so they might as well wait until the technicians fixed the ride normally.
Besides, Sigma really didn’t want to explain how and more importantly why Nikolai broke the control panel right when they were at the top of the Ferris wheel. Just the thought of such a humiliating conversation made Sigma’s skin crawl.
With yet another defeated sigh, Sigma gazed out into the distance. At least the weather was nice, and they had a good view of the fireworks display going off on the other side of the park. Bright bursts of color filled the night sky, yellows and blues and pinks still lingering long after their radiant fires had died. If not for the fact that Nikolai had broken the Ferris wheel just to trap them here, Sigma might have mistaken this moment as something romantic.
“So what do you want to do, then? Who knows how long we’ll be stuck up here.”
A gloved hand captured his chin, angling his attention away from the lights and back toward the grinning man sitting across from him. Nikolai’s eye shone with fireworks, wild and dangerous and unmistakably beautiful.
“Aw, don’t worry, Sigma!” he promised in a whisper that still tasted of cotton candy. “I have a few ideas~”
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what r ur bsd gender hcs????
oooo thank you for the ask! >:3
chuuya is transmasc i think is basically canon atp really
dazai is nb forever and ever to me
big fan of transfem kouyou + kyouka bc of meta reasons and also bc it's just fun in general
transmasc tanizaki. also a near canon one. why are you wearing a binder boy
the doa have one bit of gender they're forced to share and fukuchi hogs it most of the time (sigma is agender, fyodor doesn't care enough to figure things out, nikolai is like fyodor but in the opposite direction. bram is a vampire which is a whole gender all on its own)
speaking of i like transmasc fukuchi actually. 1 that one pic with his tits out. where are his nipples. top surgery fukuchi real? 2 i like to hc characters that express their genders in extreme ways as trans bc well. ik many trans ppl irl who do it too. so i can't help but hc any character who is basically the definition of a Manly Man as transmasc 3 i think we need to start hcing big strong guys as trans more often only then we can start healing
gin.
akutagawa is kinda like fyodor in a sense that he's probably nb but too busy with other things to figure it out rn
q! once again basically canon lol
i think that's all i have for now! 😌
otherwise i go by their canon genders. not necessarily assuming they're cis, these are just the ones i'm most passionate about! :3
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chuuyrr · 2 years
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anyeoooong! can i request a gojo!reader getting sealed right in front of the armed detective agency and the mafia, specifically dazai and chuuya! ty ty! <3
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bungou stray dogs x gojo! reader
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╰➤ CW(s): possible spoilers for bungou stray dogs and jujutsu kaisen, the sealing of gojo satoru and his past arc are heavily referenced, and mentions of suicide (because dazai)
╰➤ PAIRING(s): dazai osamu x reader, nakahara chuuya x reader (separately with different scenarios)
╰➤ SYNOPSIS(s): you were without a doubt the strongest gifted alive, being the descendant of the sky god, sugawara michizane, together with being the holder of the six eyes and limitless ability, but in order for them to carry out their plan against the organization of your beloved, the enemy have discovered a way to get rid of you, and that is to seal you.
hello to you too anon dearest! thank you so much for requesting and for being patient. i haven't written for my bsd x gojo! reader series in a long while so thank you for giving me the chance to, enjoy reading ♡
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dazai osamu (armed detective agency) !
the armed detective agency is no stranger to ambushes and unexpected enemy infiltrations. it's almost become routine for them, but this one was undeniably concerning. not only was the armed detective agency being targeted again, but someone from the dark web of gifted users had placed a bounty on you as soon as rumors of you, the descendant of sugawara michizane, holder of the six eyes and limitless ability, were exposed to be in yokohama.
dazai and the rest of the detectives realized the importance of your previous actions, of stealing back all information about you and your ties to sugawara michizane. it was for your own safety and to avoid further complications involving the people around you.
you're definitely used to this kind of thing. people have attempted to murder you in the past. even your own family members tried to kill you as a child by feeding you poisoned birthday cake, so it wasn't a big deal for you. in fact, it made your life more interesting, but the fact that your boyfriend's organization was involved made it more concerning for you that you're no longer thinking about your own well-being.
so there you were, in the middle of the conference room, arguing with your boyfriend, dazai. you were suggesting that you simply surrender yourself during the meeting to protect him and the armed detective agency, because you can always use your limitless ability and the higher-ups couldn't care less about you. with the exception of dazai, no ability user can get through your infinity and limitless.
"what you're attempting is practically suicide!" dazai countered, firmly gripping your wrist to prevent you from going or using your ability, "this isn't how i want my double-suicide to be!"
it really shows how much dazai truly loved you. you used to think he was just messing with you, but as time passed, you realized that, as annoying and as much of a tease as he was, his love for you was genuine, as was his trust. dazai has no doubts about you or your abilities. in fact, he is confident in your abilities and proud of you in general. it's just that he has that fear of losing you embedded his mind.
something bad was about to happen. dazai was able to tell. he wasn't sure how he knew; it could have been his uncanny intelligence or his gut instinct. everyone has decided to stick by your side as the building is infiltrated by gifted users who have seen the bounty on you.
it was relatively easy. so far, there have been no major casualties. yosano and her thou shalt not die ability were on hand just in case. you had constructed a veil, or rather a barrier made of your infinity, to protect the building and everyone inside, namely naomi, kirako, and the cafe workers. the special division for unusual powers also dispatched gifted individuals to assist you and the armed detective agency.
the worst happened just as things were looking up, with the bounty time limit approaching. you were fighting someone hand-to-hand when a small box was thrown at you, particularly a few centimeters from your feet. you paid no attention to it and proceeded to pulverize your opponent with an amplified blue, but just before he became unconscious, he said, "gate open!"
"[NAME]!! NO!"
the screams of dazai and the armed detective agency filled the air and filled your ears. it was already too late. whatever that tiny box was, it had immediately floated in mid-air and opened into a mass of flesh stretched out by four corners, with the cube's remains at the edges. the cube now has a large bleeding eye in the center, with stitches holding it open as it stared at you.
you were completely engulfed in its deathly grasp, rendering you powerless as you were caught off guard. you thrashed to get away as everyone tried to break you free. you were now panicking because you couldn't use your ability, "i can't use limitless," you muttered vulnerably, your eyes beginning to well in tears, "i can't.."
"hey, look at me. it's going to be okay, darling." dazai took cupped your face in his hands, "we got you, i got you."
dazai grabbed parts of the cube in the hopes of nullifying it with his ability, but then he realized it wasn't an ability at all. it wasn't dissipating, "shit. it's not an ability. i can't nullify it."
"it's not breaking either!" kyouka exclaimed, huffing sharp breaths of air as she continued to slice the thing with her knife alongside demon snow and atsushi in his half-man, half-beast form, but nothing happened.
the cube refused to let you go.
"it's called the prison realm, a powerful living barrier that seals everything, including gods."
everyone, including you, turned their heads in the direction of the approaching gifted. your expression changed to one of surprise and betrayal. in his gold-colored kasaya over black yukata robes, white tabi socks, and zori sandals, you recognized him. it was your ex-partner. memories of your youth flooded back as you stared into his fox-like eyes. with the bandages around your eyes falling off, your crystalline blue eyes—the six eyes—rejected all possibilities of him being dead.
he was supposed to be dead. you saw him die.
"yo, [name]," geto suguru spoke of your name ever so casually as he strided to where you and your were friends, "it's been a long while."
"you know this man, [name]?" dazai inquired, clearly dissatisfied with how this man was familiar with you.
"he was a friend," you hung your head sadly as your lips trembled, "he was my best friend, but he's supposed to be dead," you snapped afterwards, glaring at him, "i saw you die with my own eyes, suguru! what is the meaning of this? don't tell me you're the one after me and the armed detective agency! my six eyes tell me you're suguru geto, but my soul knows otherwise. who the hell are you?!"
"release [name] at once." fukuzawa, the president of the armed detective agency, demanded as he, together with your boyfriend and detectives, lined up into a stance, "don't do this."
"if it's not me, then who else would it be silly?" hearing his chuckle was messing with you. you just couldn't find it in your heart to miss his voice or his presence at all, "don't look at me like that, [nickname]. though, as much as i would love to catch up with you, i'd rather have you sleep for now." 
"or else what?" said the long-haired man, tilting his head to the side.
"we'll kill you." dazai spat out bitterly, his eyes promising death. "no, i'll have you killed myself."
"dazai osamu. my best friend's ex-mafia boyfriend. this must be awkward. anyway," he said with a grin, his eyes darkening, "i'd like to see you try."
without another word, the man you claimed to be geto suguru said, "gate close," causing the cube constricting you to revert back into its tiny form with you sealed inside, but only after he had said his goodbyes to you, just before you blacked out and accepted your fate.
"goodnight, gojo [name]. let us meet again."
as he and the armed detective agency watched the box drop to the ground after it had closed up with you inside, dazai had never felt so enraged. his belladonna was now gone.
dazai had a dark deep hole inside of him his entire life, one that he wished to fill by finding a reason to live, so he put himself in a world of violence in the past and pursued on helping others to become a little bit better, but when he met you, he found his reason to live. this was unacceptable. you are his heaven on earth, his everything. if you're at least gonna have to go, he'll come with you, all the way to the end of the line.
your boyfriend succumbed back to his mafia black blood as he drew his gun and aimed it at geto suguru, though he wouldn't mind as long as it meant having you back.
"there used to be a saying back in the mafia," dazai began as he looked at each gifted user and geto suguru who surrounded him and the armed detective agency.
"and what's that?" geto asked rather curiously.
with that a sinister smile crept on dazai's face, "the greatest misfortune for my enemies is that they are my enemies."
nakahara chuuya (port mafia) !
it's been a long while since the underground organizations like port mafia had a conflict like the dragon's head conflict that lasted eighty-eight days in yokohama about six years ago. this one, on the other hand, was incredibly different. unlike in the past, the underground organizations at present have decided to work together to take down port mafia, but there is one problem.
you were the problem.
since you arrived in yokohama with your true identity revealed, everyone has realized how powerful and dangerous you were, especially given that you were rumored to be the significant other of the port mafia's dangerous ability user, the gravity manipulator, nakahara chuuya, and thus had ties with the underground organization ruling yokohama at night.
even though you weren't a member of the mafia, but rather one of tokyo's higher-ups, the port mafia was under your protection, and you were under theirs as well.
so there you were, fighting together with chuuya and all of his subordinates for the sole purpose of protecting him. you wouldn't be doing any of this if it weren't for chuuya. you had no interest in the port mafia. it can even burn and rot in hell alongside those goddamn elders, but because your beloved is a member of the mafia and treasures it, so you have chosen to cherish it as well for him.
you and chuuya were tasked with defending the port mafia while the black lizards and akutagawa ryunosuke's group played offense. you were easily holding off on your own. nothing was able to pass through your infinity. your immense strength easily defeated every man and ability user sent to you. you never had to use your amplified blue and reversal red all that much either. they were all weak.
"you doing alright, babe?" you turned around at the voice of the orange-head you loved so much, "you're not tired, aren't ya?"
"i can do this all day long," you winked as you curved your middle finger over your index finger, deftly manipulating your ability to send enemies sneaking behind your back flying from the invisible force, all cleaved up, without looking, "after all i'm the strongest."
"damn right you are, baby," chuuya softly chuckled at your confidence and haughtiness.
see? everything was going swimmingly. you and chuuya had already taken care of the majority of the underground organizations in five days, compared to the previous eighty-eight days, but there was one more left. it should have been easy, but then something unexpected happened.
when mori himself informed you that the enemy was on the field, you and chuuya immediately took off from the nearby safehouse. this hellish underground conflict will be brought to a close with just one final play. just a little bit more, and that was it.
you and chuuya were fighting together again, fending off enemies with your abilities and such, when suddenly there's a box on the ground, just in front of you in a close radius. for a brief moment, you were perplexed. you didn't think anything of it at first, but then you realized something was wrong. during the fight, chuuya had been lured away from you, and it was quiet. it's become unusually quiet too.
"CHUUYA!!"
you yelled for your lover's name as the smoke thickened in the air, an unfamiliar voice said, "gate open."
before you could react, the box on the ground floated and opened into a mass of flesh stretched out by four corners, with the remains of the cube at the edges, dissipating the ominous aura of the smoke around you. the cube now has a large bleeding eye in the center, with stitches holding it open as it stared at you. it looked disgusting, but just as you were about to flee, it engulfed you completely, causing your black sunglasses to fall from your eyes and crack.
chuuya's eyes widened when he saw you. he immediately left his spot and used gravity to fling himself to you, screaming your name as you struggled to break free and use your ability.
you paled as your crystalline blue eyes looked up to chuuya, who tried but failed miserably to break whatever was holding you captive.
"i can't use my ability anymore and the veil i casted upon the mafia headquarters is gone too!" you and chuuya both looked up to see the barrier made of infinity disintegrate.
the same empty feeling when dazai nullified your ability in the past overcame you too and it wasn't helping, "and i can't move either."
"hey, hey, now. it's going to be okay," chuuya exclaimed as you began to panic, "stay with me baby."
"of course, not even the gojo [name] can break free of the prison realm,"
you and chuuya said as you turned to look at the mastermind. it was a man you hadn't met before, but the two of you recognized him as the leader of the last underground organization you were both after, and rumor has it, he was the one behind this conflict.
chuuya scowled, his eyes hardening into a deep glare and his hands trembling into closed fists. "release your ability immediately if you don't want to be crushed by gravity right now," a red glow began to surround his frame.
"ability? you think this is my ability?" the man chuckled darkly, "this right here is the prison realm and for your information, it's a living barrier for the sole purpose of sealing gods. it's so powerful that there is nothing it cannot seal. it's the same kind of barrier they once used to seal sugawara michizane and i'm just repeating history again."
as chuuya left your side and charged towards him, the enemy said, "gate closed," and your cries for chuuya's name died away, and the prison realm reverted back to its small form, trapping you inside.
chuuya came to a halt, realizing you were no longer present, as the box closed and plopped back onto the ground with a small thud. when your boyfriend went to pick up the prison realm, he discovered it wouldn't budge from the ground. chuuya's dark blue eyes saw red as the man's laughter filled the air.
apart from disloyalty, the thing he despised the most was having the things he cared about taken away from him, especially if it was his girlfriend.
"gojo [name] has been successfully sealed off, and the port mafia no longer has their barrier," the man said over the intercom, "and the sky god is ours to take."
"yours?" chuuya spat out, "my girlfriend isn't just some god for you to take and seal off like that."
"and what are you going to do about it?" the enemy challenged as he quickly surrounded the gravity manipulator and his subordinates, "nakahara chuuya?"
a smirk crawled on your lover's face, he spoke to his own intercom, "requesting for immediate back-up. i'm getting [name] back and ending this conflict by all means," he began to pull at his black gloves as the red glow around him worsened, "don't stop me, not until gojo [name] has been unsealed. make sure to get that bandage wasting machine afterwards and threaten the entire goddamn agency if you have to to get his ass here."
with red markings painting his skin, chuuya uttered, "to thee the granting of a gloomy corruption, may ye never awaken again."
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Repost of my old BSD meta post on the 4 main strategists of the series (so far), brought back due to the deletion of my old blog and interest from peeps!!
Plain text version under the cut (thanks to @kaus-quietis ):
Ranpo, Dazai, Fyodor and Mori are the biggest players in the large-scale strategy games in BSD, but the smarts in which they excel and the way they play their hands are widely different. As expected, they’re effective in different scenarios, perform with different methods and have different limits.
Thanks to an ask I recently got about Ranpo, I thought it may be useful to someone to set apart each of them in regards to their individual talents and styles, what they do and don’t do with their own types of genius (as best as I can discern, of course), so… here’s my rundown of the master strategists, with quick n’ easy keywords for simplicity:
RANPO: CLARITY & FORESIGHT
Ranpo’s genius is summed up with the fake ability built around it. Just like Ultra Deduction is supposed to provide him, Ranpo has the clearest of sights: when presented with a scenario, he’ll easily understand every element of it, why things are as they look and what’s beyond that. In this attention to detail and grand understanding, he’s unparalleled. His pure intelligence is the highest of all.
But it doesn’t end there. His deduction abilities also make him capable of projecting ahead, of predicting outcomes and happenings by analyzing the elements currently at hand, so he can look ahead as accurately as he can see the present. And generally, this includes people. He can understand behavior, motivation and intentions just as well as he can make any of his other calculations.
However, he uses this clarity and this foresight usually to expose culprits, to achieve confessions by confrontation or to work on his team’s strategies, but not as a means to control that person. He understands the human element of the equation terrifyingly well, as he understands everything, but doesn’t aim to manipulate it. (Unless, as he explained with Mushitarou, unless it’s absolutely necessary and he’s very very pissed, in which case he’s not entirely against psychological attack, but in general his benign moral alignment and his blunt approach to people don’t mix with that.) Actually, this respect he has for life in general and this upright intention can be considered a secondary skill of his, because they’re the reason his confrontations tends to end with people getting something out of the experience of opposing him and ending up as new strong allies, like Minoura, Poe and Mushitarou did.
DAZAI: FORESIGHT & MANIPULATION
Dazai’s style has a big part in common with Ranpo’s, yeah. Namely, his ability to get ahead of the game by (understanding and) predicting, though in his case, it’s focused largely on behavior, on people in general. That’s where he differs and also where he excels: people. He strategizes a lot based on his ability to tell what individual people will do, how they’ll react, how they’ll think, what they’ll go for or how they’re likely to do it. In a game of strategy where personal motivation and individual wishes move the pieces so much, it’s a fantastic specialty.
This people-based focus shows its full capacity in his manipulation skill. Understanding others so well, it’s easy for him to prepare the stage and move the people through it without even having to tell them what he needs them to do (see: the entirety of Dead Apple haha). He just needs to set the conditions; the pieces will move on their own, in ways he can be prepared for. And if closer intervention is needed… well, part of his manipulation skill is in his charm and his capacity to act, so he can certainly get what he wants out of a person that way, too: with an encounter, a couple of words or a seemingly natural action. More often than not, people manipulated by Dazai will fail to realize they’ve been manipulated, or will only see it when it’s too late/there are no other options.
It’s worth noting that Dazai is very flexible; his intelligence by itself is very high and he has a lot of useful extra skills, like enough physical dexterity to get him out of trouble to a degree, lockpicking/pickpocketing and laying traps, but these are kind of like bonuses. They make him more versatile and capable, but aren’t his main thing.
FYODOR: (DESTRUCTIVE) MANIPULATION & TEMPTATION
It’s probably no surprise to anyone if I say that Fyodor’s style has similarities to Dazai’s haha, but still, yeah. They’re indeed very similar. Like Dazai, he also has a base intelligence level that’s just insanely high (though both to a lower degree than Ranpo, as far as we’ve seen in the midst of the DoA arc) and his own extra skills, such as his capacity as a hacker. This is utilized as an available tool for his schemes, but is also not the main basis they’re built on.
The manipulation keyword is shared between him and Dazai, and in the main gist of it, works the same: understanding people, being able to get into their heads and through that, either implant in them new decisions that fit his agenda in such a way that the person won’t realize they’ve been led, or let them act in their natural way if convenient. Leading a person this or that way as pawns on a chess board. However, there’s a big difference between how Dazai and Fyodor do this, which is what I mean with destructive manipulation: once Fyodor utilizes someone, he’ll usually not even leave the chance to have a new enemy or even a witness, instead he’ll dispose of the person (see: Karma). If not, the way he executes his needs is uncaring, and likely to leave the manipulated person broken; once he’s set up his use, he doesn’t care about their wellbeing or what happens with them (see: Shibusawa). His process of utilization may even involve breaking them (see: Goncharov). He doesn’t take care of his toys.
As for the temptation keyword, it’s the other part of his usual method, so characteristic of him that it stands out to me. Rather than being a huge charmer and an actor like Dazai is, Fyodor is a deal-maker. He finds what someone wishes for or needs (even being capable of isolating them or manipulating conditions to create such a need), and then simply presents it to them as a tempting bargain in exchange for whatever he needs. Sigma, Shibusawa and Mushitarou are big and clear examples.
MORI: STRATEGY & ASSET USE
And then we have Mori, unique even among this small group. His style is mainly what I can only describe as strategy itself, pure and led by logic and probability; theory of game, in a way. Mori also has a great deal of intelligence, combined with a level head that allows him to make sure to act, in every instance, in the way that benefits him (or rather, his organization, since he’s playing for the Port Mafia overall) the most; if unclear, then what has the highest chance of success with the best balance of risk will do. He’s able to understand and foresee enough to determine what that beneficial course of action will be.
Then, there’s his asset use, or what can be called the skill of command. Mori’s method is not independent, he’s the leader of a strong and unified organization (because he’s shaped it so), and as such, will most often be using his various divisions and subordinates and their talents. Seeing what someone is good for and leading them to the role in which their capacities can grow and shine is a true commander’s quality, and he possesses it. Gauging who and what he can dispose of and when to sacrifice is included, as is having a balance of when to control and when to let his subordinates act on their own. Be it goods, influences, situations, persons or anything, seeing what’s available and how it can be matched and used to higher advantage has been part of his modus operandi from the past, all the way to the present.
I hope these explanations put it into good perspective, but I’ll point out, for good measure, that asset use and manipulation are different things. Both involve using people as pawns, but when it comes to asset use, there’s an element of willingness and trust from the subordinates involved that sets it apart. Mori seems to be the hardest one to understand in general, with the most confusion and misinterpretation around him and what he does since he’s controversial to some, but following the principles of benefit and strategy, his genius can easily end up being the clearest.
As always, this is merely my interpretation and a rundown of the ideas I personally use to track of each of the strategists’ characterization. As much as I try to base my reasoning on canon as best as I can, I’m never claiming to have the final word. Grab this if it’s useful for you! But always take with a grain of salt.
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Random ask, who are your favorite romantic relationship's couples in any media, like anime/manga, tv series, books, etc (can be canon or non-canon)? Feel free if you want to write the reasons or not of why you love them....
Thank you so much for sending in an ask! I would love to answer this question! I didn't go through every fandom I've been in, though I went through quite a few!!! Usually, there is only one ship I really love in a fandom that ends up being my favorite, but I like/love plenty of ships and don't limit myself to just one ship. I will say that when it comes to engaging with fandom and fanfiction, I tend to actually prefer platonic relationships, centered on found family and blood-related family than anything else.
Bungou Stray Dogs -> Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi). I think most of this comes from the way they are quite literally yin and yang (my favorite symbol of all time) in almost every aspect. I firmly believe Asagiri is beating us over the head with a mallet saying "Look! Look what I did! Please look!" I'm under no impression that they will be canon, but BEAST gives me the hope that they can at least become friends, and that's testament enough to the development they go through. There is just so much there. I'm not an enemies to lovers person, but for them, I make the exception. There are so many parallels to draw between them, so much to look at and really dig into. I'm not delusional enough to say they wouldn't be toxic (all of the BSD ships except for, like, RanPoe, are toxic let's be real), but I am lenient enough to say that they can be good to each other in fanfics and decent friends in canon. Also, this applies to their BEAST counterparts, too. BEAST makes them better.
Jujutsu Kaisen -> ItaFushi (Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji). There is a sort of trend I have with shipping, I think. I tend to like the second most popular ship, usually the younger generation of the most popular ship, which is arguably a form of torture in and of itself. JJK is not as bad as the BSD fandom is about the popularity difference, but it's still painful. Anyway, I think my love for this ship stems from the fact that Megumi has a big fat crush on Itadori and I will accept, under no circumstances, any other interpretations of his relationship with Itadori. Everything from the SatoSugu parallels (who are one handhold away from being canon let's be real), to their whole shtick being to save each other (physically and mentally), to Megumi literally describing Itadori as his type of person. Gender neutral. Even though it is so incredibly easy to use gendered terms in Japanese as it is in English. I feel like Gege is doing this on purpose because there is just no way he sees this as normal friend stuff. Recent chapters got me in a chokehold. I am SCARED. Besides all this, I think they just work very well together. They are also horribly tragic. Perfect combination.
Genshin Impact -> Xiaother (Aether/Xiao). I debated pretty heavily with myself here on what my true favorite is. I came to this conclusion mainly for one reason: Xiao. I love Aether, but I love Xiao. He is my favorite character, right next to Razor, so obviously he carries this ship. I also think that, of all of the implied relationships Genshin has supplied in plenty, Xiaother has had the most development. Every scene with them is better than the last, and the way that they make each other better is something I adore. And as for the ship being specifically Aether and not Lumine or nonspecific, it's because I chose Aether, so I'm more accustomed to using him as the traveler vessel rather than Lumine, but I'm honestly fine with either.
Identity V -> Elisop (Aesop Carl | Embalmer/Eli Clark | Seer). I haven't played this game in a hot minute for storage and laptop reasons, and I'm also not updated with the lore (nor was I entirely familiar with it from the beginning, outside of the MAIN main lore). But this ship and game were a huge part of my personal development, I think, and I do want to return to playing it in an honest effort eventually (I WANT MY ROBBIE RANK BACK). I think I perceive it differently than other people do, mainly because people oscillate between two sides of the Aesop Carl characterization spectrum. But there is something really fun in the idea that Eli, with his ability to see the future, thinks that he can somehow "fix" Aesop, under the impression that his and Getrude's relationship will never mend. And Aesop, who sees Eli and feels real love for the first time, finds that he doesn't know if he wants to kill and embalm Eli, or if he wants to indulge in this feeling called love. Toxic, probably. Their color schemes also match very well together (which is actually what led me to ship them in the first place, before fandom influence), and they are extremely compatible gameplay-wise.
Haikyuu -> IwaOi (Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru). If you told me two or so years ago that this was my favorite Haikyuu ship, I would have LAUGHED IN YOUR FACE. I hated Oikawa and didn't care much about Seijou. But then. But then. I went through a like. Month-long Haikyuu revival not too long ago and only read IwaOi fics because I came to this revelation. Oikawa is really goddamn relatable. I think we are all, in a sense, Oikawa, at one point or another. He is THE teenager. He is someone you can project every single one of your problems onto because his struggles with being untalented and unworthy are interchangeable with pretty much any self-worth conflict: internalized homophobia, eating disorders, socializing, etc. Iwaizumi can also provide these internal debates, but in a context with Oikawa makes it even better. Does Oikawa carry this ship for me? Yes. I don't care what you think I'm not here to defend myself.
Voltron: Legendary Defenders -> Klance (Keith Kogane/Lance McClain). Do NOT talk to me. They have ruined my life in pretty much every aspect. Also an exception to the not shipping thing because they are kinda the whole reason I even watched this show past season... three probably. I don't even wanna talk about them anymore because it'll just upset me. Just know that as far as the Sheith vs Klance debate goes, Sheithers are wrong for that after Keith called Shiro his brother. There. I added my fuel to the ever-burning garbage fire that is Voltron shipping. I may talk about Klance again in the future but for now I wanna leave my thoughts off here.
Merlin BBC -> Merthur (Arthur Pendragon/Merlin). Thank you Merthur fandom for teaching me what a good fic is supposed to taste like. They are kind of the epitome of the ships I tend to gravitate to: TRAGIC. The ending of Merlin is traumatizing and the fact that all of the cast pretty shipped it (as well as you can see the faint mouthing of the words "I love you" in the final death scene) is like. The first true healthy immersion into a ship I've ever had. I never obsessed over them too hard, I think, but Merlin is still my favorite live-action show, and Merthur is always well and true to my heart. They also got me introduced to the master/servant trope in terms of medieval times, and I had a very long affinity for it in fanfiction. I don't like it as much anymore, but I look upon that time with happiness rather than the usual slight embarrassment.
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power -> Catradora (Adora/Catra). I also make an exception for enemies to lovers for them because they even added that extra-friendly step of friends to enemies to lovers. Genuinely, no show surprised me as much as She-Ra did. Shout out She-Ra for giving me the worst envy I've ever felt in my life. I want to rock a suit as well as Catra did in that one scene. Anyway, I loved their development. I know some people criticize it for being rushed towards the end, but I like the way they were able to forgive Catra so easily. They understood what it meant to be used and manipulated, what it meant to be unable to fight against oppressive forces. People are mad at compassion, even though that's the literal whole point of She-Ra. Whatever. They could never make me hate you Catradora.
Percy Jackson (all book series) -> Percabeth (Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson). The blueprint. That's it. That's all you gotta know. I don't read fics about them because there is nothing to improve upon. One of the best written series and best written romances of all time. It was basically everything Avatar: The Last Airbender failed to do with Kataang (sorry for ragging on them for a second but that's the only thing I didn't like about ATLA; the romances) failed to accomplish, with all the same in-depth and wonderful characters. Like, they are everything I aspire to have in a relationship. The way they are simply meant for each other and aren't rushed, but are always implied to have that cutesy young crushes until they finally got together. I love them. Ugh. Uncle Rick you win again.
Anyway, these were some of my favorite ships of all time!! Sorry, I blabbered a lot. Probably listed more ships than you meant to but I take whatever opportunity I can to talk about things I enjoy IN DEPTH. There were also a lot of M/M romances, which, I swear to God, just happened out that way. I love plenty of F/F and F/M relationships, they just rarely end up as my top favorite. DO NOT accuse me of anything because I WILL NOT hear it.
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bafvkun · 8 months
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Hey guys lately I’m in a big Moriarty and BSD brainrot and my big brain has been WORKING over both of them.
I often see people comparing William and Fyodor and I mean sure, I don’t know Fyodor enough to tell you how much they might be similar, but then who is Sherly compared to ? I always see dazai, but I think that y’all are just missing out on this one.
Sherlock is Ranpo. And I know I just lit up something in your brain right now if you never thought about it.
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I’ll go over some points that I can think of right now to prove my point.
Both are from highly intelligent families, Sherlock had at least his brother, so Mycroft, that is astonishingly smart too, and Rampo had his parents that were absolute geniuses (information given by Fukuzawa in Untold Origins)
SO they both grew up in a very special environment where their brain developed amazingly so now they can use to it’s max capacity. They were constantly stimulated by someone even smarter than them throughout their whole life, making them the big brains they are today.
BUT ! This created an uneasiness towards society, people are dumb in their eyes and they take interest only in what is special and exceptional, and like they like to call it, in things that « deserve their attention » as intellectually superior people.
They don’t fit in because their intelligence make them eccentrics, they behave differently because they see things differently, only a few people are able to more or less manage them, and it either takes someone dumber or at least as smart as them (for Sherlock you can think of William or Mycroft vs Watson and Lestrade as for Ranpo I would say Dazai or Fyodor vs anyone in the agency tbh)
Also both of them have a way to put their mind at ease, Ranpo being sweet things and food in general and Sherlock being cigarette and sometimes violin. It probably helps they either distract themselves or on the other hand to concentrate.
Also they’re both very much autistic <3
Anyway that’s it for now thanks y’all for reading have a nice one and read Moriarty and BSD !!!
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kyouka-supremacy · 1 month
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Mitchell for the ask game
OMG THANK YOU FOR ASKING HER
Favorite thing about them: I've talked about Mitchell a lot these days but I think my favorite thing about her is how real she feels. She's got her ambitions and fears and some big flaws and a big heart and a palpable personality. Not many women in bsd get to have that
Least favorite thing about them: I mean besides the fact that she has two chapters of screentime and literally a total of 1 minute 13 seconds of spoken lines? In general, I just wish she'd stuck around longer. I don't have any issue in particular with her sacrificing herself for Hawthorne on its own, although I acknowledge that put in the context of a manga with like 9 different scenes of women sacrificing themselves for some other male character it reinforces a distasteful pattern.
Favorite line: Everything she says in the anime dub with her thick American accent this one (predictably):
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But I especially love the English dub delivery for her reinforcing the sentence with “I will not allow it!”. I love how strong and unwavering it makes her sound!
brOTP: Idk probably her and any other female character. I think Mitchell and Yosano could get along well. I think in the perfect world she and Kouyou could have this kind of competitiveness / annoyance that spawns from being pretty similar while being secretly fond of each other. I would also really love to see Mitchell interact with the other Guild women. Oh and her relationship with Hawthorne is of course heartwarming!
OTP: Honestly, I don't ship anyone with Mitchell romantically. Perhaps Christie, but only based on vibes alone :p
nOTP: Nothing I can think of.
Random headcanon: She can't hold grudges for long.
Unpopular opinion: I hope she comes back in the manga soon.
Song i associate with them: Nothing really. forgive me Mitchell 🙏🙏🙏
Favorite picture of them:
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Send me a character?
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jorgyjuice · 2 months
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who are your faves in bsd. characters and ships
hiiii hehe thank you for asking!!!! my favorite character is absolutely lucy i just love her so much.... close seconds are probably atsushi and kyouka! im also a big guild fan in general though i think they're silly
as for ships, i sort of pinball around atsulucy, sskk, and akuatsulucy! but i'm a fan of montcott, too, and a few others (kunizai........)
i've really been meaning to draw more bsd!!! but i fear a lot of my wips right now are r1999 fanart oops
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ooooo I love all your self aware things! Such a cool concept! would you possibly be willing to do it with Poe as well? If not, I understand 🫶
Thanks. I am glad you are enjoying my ideas.🥰
I am planning to write a "general entry" about Poe and other Guild members, but, only after I finish with Port Mafia members.
Until then, you can enjoy this oneshot. I hope you like it.
Party crashed
Self-Aware! Edgar Allan Poe x GN! Reader
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Description: Set after BSD characters got into your world. You valued your friendship, really. But you wished your friend stop dragging you to the parties you didn't want to go and then ditch you. But, maybe, this time, things will be different.
Warning: OOC. Toxic friend. English is my second language.
"[F/N], I don't know... I really don't want to go."
"[Y/N], don't be silly, you need to spend time with others! Stop reading your boring books and live a little. The party starts at 9 p.m, don't be late. Or, you know what would happen. Bye!"
Before you can protest, your friend hang up.
You sign. You valued your friendship, really. But you wished your friend stop dragging you to the parties you didn't want to go. It's not like you hate or dislike parties, you liked to spend time with others.
The problem is that your friend not only always bring you to the parties where you don't know anyone, but they always ditch you. The Fun Party isn't fun for you. The parties are loud. The attendants, most of the time, are behaving like drunk animals.
You always felt nervous. Moreover, last time your friend got drunk, and you have to return home by your own. It was almost midnight, you were nervous. Thanks, God, that nothing happened to you, and you got home safely.
You think about what you can do. Your friend are social butterfly. And they can hold the grudge. One time, you dodge the party they invited you. The next day, there were rumors about you ruining the party, because you were the guest of honor that didn't appear. The fact, that you and the person, who arranged the party didn't know each other, was forgotten. As you discover, your friend was the one who started the rumors.
"[Y/N], you brought this upon yourself! I was lonely on the party. Because you didn't go."
You huff. You try to cut your ties with your 'friend'. But it was hard. They start crying every time you try to tell them off. They were playing the victim. You are pretty sure, your chances to make friends with others, currently, are pretty low.
The sound of chittering interrupt your thoughts. You feel something warm and fluffy rubbing on your legs. Looking down, you see Karl, looking at you with big round eyes. You carefully pick up the raccoon, gently scratching him behind the ears. Karl purred.
"It was them, right?" ask Poe, who was standing at the doorway, looking at you. You nod.
"Mhm. They will drag me to the party again. And will ditch me again."
Poe carefully approaches you and place his hand on your shoulder. He is silent. He understands, how scary it is when your only acquaintance abandons you at the party. He decides to stay quiet, but he is ready to listen to your problems.
You continue petting Karl. "I try to say 'no' to them, but they make everyone think that I am in the wrong. When I am not. If only I can be more self-confident, if only I can tell them 'no' once and for all.
Both of you are silent again. Then Poe brightens up: "Say, [Y/N], your friend love the 'Wild Party Spirit'?"
You nod. "Yes, they are. Why?"
Poe leans closer to you and whispers. "I have a plan, how to help you"
After hearing his plan, you grin. It will be fun.
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You arrived at the house, where the party will be held. Mushitarou stays in the car.
"[Y/N], there you are! I thought you will never... Who are these?" your friend stop talking and look at your 'escort'.
Apparently, every time you pulled a limited card from Mayoi game with the character, they were getting a new set of clothes. You were glad. It would be really awkward, if you had multiple versions of characters running around.
Some of the characters, who were featured in "Band Scout" decide to accompany you to the party.
Edgar Allan Poe, Tanizaki Junichirou, Nakahara Chuuya, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Akutagawa Gin and Tachihara Michozu is standing behind you, wearing a band clothes. You smile to your friend.
"Just some acquaintances of mine. They heard about the party. And, after learning that you will be there, they wanted to come too."
[F/N] blinked. "Because of me? Why?"
Chuuya walks forward and grins. "Because you never attend boring parties. [Y/N] description of them makes them look like our kind of party."
Chuuya winks and your friend blush.
"W-well, then you can pass as my guests. Here, follow me. The Party will be wild"
All of you walked after [F/N]. Poe and you glance at each other.
Yes, it will be wild.
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BSD gang, your real friends, and you, hidden with Junchirou ability, are standing in the middle of the destroyed party room. The guests were hiding. They were shouting something about...
...crazy raccoons...
/You were nervous, that Karl will be in danger, but Poe assure you that raccoon will be fine./
...army of clones...
/Junchirou doesn't need to recreate some monsters, seeing your exact double is terrifying enough./
...not been able to stand up...
/Chuuya has an exceptional control over his ability. But, you thought, that playing "Everybody do the flop" and "I have fallen, and I can't get up" through speakers were a little bit too much./
...black hungry wolves...
/You assured Ryunosuke, that Rasenmon are a dragon, not a canine./
...ghost stabbing them...
/Gin, hidden with Junchiro's ability, was pocking people with tip of her knife./
...and flying metal.
/Tachihara was manipulating all metal he can find. You are glad, that no one has metal teeth./
Your friend were covering under the table. They were trembling. You looked at them, then at the BSD gang.
"Let's go home. Police will be there soon. We made so much noise, I am pretty sure, all of the neighbours already have called the police"
All of you left the house. Mushitarou is already waiting you in the car. He already used his ability and hid all evidence of your involvement in the madness in the party. So, police will find a bunch of people, who are screeching as banshees and talking about raccoons, ghosts and flying metal. Had fun explaining this to the police.
On your way home, you lean against Poe. Karl curled on your lap. All of you were talking with each other.
Poe put his hand on your head and riffle it.
"Well, don't think, they will bother you for some time."
You chuckle.
"Yea. Thanks again, guys. And thanks for you, Poe. For your plan."
You move and plant a kiss on Poe's cheek.
Edgar was redder than a tomato for the rest of the road.
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A/N: Yes, raccoons can purr.
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giggly-squiggily · 2 months
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miss squiggles i'm afraid i need to start a very serious ship discourse.
nah jk but something about the bsd ship game answer caught my intention and i'm curious to hear your thoughts on this ^^
you said you don't really like dazai and akutagawa as a ship because there's such a huge power imbalance and you also said that you love soukoku, so i'm assuming that you don't see as big of a power imbalance there or it's not a problem at least. personally i love soukoku but to me it reads as if there's a huge power imbalance as well with chuuya being more dependent on dazai in almost every way (though dazai and akutagawa is an entirely different level of power imbalance ofc but not the point of my question lol)
this is just the way i see this ship and i'm curious how you view them 👀
Oo, discourse! Bring on the chaos >:D
aklrkeajrkej Nah I'm kidding! Really though, that's a good point! To be honest I never really noticed the power imbalances in Soukoku- and even as I say this I don't know if what I was saying in my ask was about power imbalances and more dynamics, you know?
Like- Aku practically worships Dazai; he views him in a mentor-like if not godly way and constantly seeks his approval, even after Dazai leaves the Port Mafia. And we know Dazai isn't afraid to use this devotion to his advantage to time to time- so for me shipping them feels rather strange, you know?
With Chuuya- they have history of constantly annoying one another, plus their banter and interaction feel more like an old married couple, you know? Like- Matchablossom but not quite the same thing? A rivals to lovers sort of vibe that I can get behind!
I don't doubt there's a power imbalance in it- and it's likely as you said the power imbalance doesn't feel nearly as big in Soukoku to me as it does with Akuzai, and the more I explain myself the more I realize power imbalance probably wasn't the right word I was looking for? I just feel like Soukoku hits the notes I really love in ships while Akuzai really doesn't.
I'm the world's worst explainer of things and I don't know if anything I just typed makes sense in the slightest; but this was a really good question and point to bring up and I'm glad you did :3 In the end of the day- I don't think there's really anything inherently wrong with either ship; it all just comes down to cups of tea and all that good stuff :3 (and that's not directed at you, my dear- that's just a general statement I have with most things in fandom <3)
Thanks for asking and I do hope I made some sense! 😅 🙏
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missy-0-piink · 1 year
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I'M GONNA PREFACE THIS BY SAYING THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED W/ THIS ACCOUNT GOD BLESS!! THIS IS GOOD FOOD FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS!! (I am both the girls and the gays)
I AM HUMBLY REQUESTING UR SMUTTY GENIUS BC THIS ACCOUNT ALONGSIDE VERY FEW OTHERS ARE THE ONLY SHIBUSAWA CONTENT THAT I CAN GET AND DESPERATELY WANT 😭😭 So would it be okay if I could ask abt some more smut hcs for Tatsuhiko bc LORD he was fine- I can't stop thinking abt him getting down and dirty w/ u in his Draconia / hybdrid dragon form.. like u just KNOW he'd be so big he'd TEAR U IN HALF 😭 But tbh he could tear me in half at any hour if that's how I go then know that I left happily 🤠
THANK U SO MUCH AND IF U DON'T WANNA ANSWER TO THIS IT'S ALL GOOD BUT THANK U SO MUCH FOR EXISTING LIKE REALLY 💕💕💕
YESSSSS IM SO GLAD THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS FOLLOW, I TOO AM A GIRL AND VERY MUCH GAY
AND THANK YOU FOR EXISTING TOO!!! IT MEANS A LOT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY APPRECIATE THIS ACC 😘😘😘😘
Anyways, just some general hc:
His hybrid forms cock is fucking massive
It’s veiny, thicc and the base blends from his skin tone to an angry shade of dark red to the tip
It’s got little ridges on the top going along the length, and it feels fucking amazing when it’s ploughing into you
Even in his normal form, shibusawa is rough and doesn’t hesitate to show his physical power over you in bed
But in his draconian form?
His thrusts are deep and bruising, the tip hitting your cervix and making you flinch in pain each time it does, but then the overwhelming pleasure makes you forget the pain instantly
He likes to man handle you, his claws slightly piercing your skin, little droplets of blood forming before his rough tongue licks them up
In this form, he’s even more primal than he usually is, fucking you with the need to breed you
He always has a lot of cum, and he always cums inside of you,
But so much more floods inside of you when he’s like this, filling you up to the point of overflow
If you grab his horn during sex? It makes him go feral
(More so than he already is, that is)
Also, the noises he lets out?
Fucking so hot
Animalistic grunts and growls, long and deep groans escaping him
His heavy breathing can be felt against your neck, his sharp teeth grazing your skin before biting down hard enough to draw blood
He can go like, 5 rounds before tiring out, and by the end you’re just a moaning and overstimulated mess
He falls asleep with his dick inside you, making sure to plug all of his semen inside you so you are sure to be bred throughly
And you’re probably going to overheat, because he’ll cuddle you sir hard and close to his chest that you won’t be able to escape his strong grip the entire night
Good luck
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Hope you enjoy it!!!!
Tbh, I’d be surprised if anyone that follows me is straight
(And if you do follow me and you say you’re ‘straight’, lemme just say that denial is a river in Egypt, you are-)
LMAO
Cmon, straight bsd fan? Impossible 😐
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