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skyss-personal-hell · 8 months

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Random Thoughts lol

BSD Men: Do They Know Where The Clit Is?

ADA

Dazai: There’s no way he doesn’t know where it is.

Ranpo: Duh hes the worlds greatest detective ofc he does.

Kunikida: Probably, he seems like the type to pay attention in class and sex ed is a class so probably.

Atsushi: No, the orphanage most probably didn’t give a singular fuck about sex ed lmaooo.

Junichiro: Probably, but not for the right reasons. . .

Fukuzawa: Yes, bros been alive for DECADES he knows.

Port Mafia

Hirotsu: Man’s old as FUCK but so most likely.

Kajii: He’s a scientist ofc he knows. In fact I’d be concerned if he didn’t know.

Akutagawa: I’m gonna say no on this, I think he’d probs be scared (he would N E V E R admit that) of fucking up so he just like never had sex with anyone.

Chuuya: Yes.

Tachihara: Yes, though I don’t think he’d have that much experience.

Oda: Yeah I feel like he would.

Ango: (idk where tf to put him so here) Yes, but like he’s a virgin. Gets absolutely N O bitches. (I’m meaning bitches as in sex not dating)

The Guild: (murica RAAAA)

Mark: Ok so like this probs makes no sense but he’s a sniper so yes.

Herman: ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER OLD ASS MAN YES HE PROBABLY DOES

Edgar Allan Poe: (idk it feels wrong to not say his whole name) Yes, but bro has NEVER touched a women in his life. I can guarantee that.

Nathaniel: This is a personal bias but no. (I hate him) He probably thinks that “as long as you’re married it’s good sex”.

Francis: Once again personal bias, yes. I love him, he 100% knows where it is and he’s one of the few that actually knows it’s a wishbone shape and not just an oval. Props to him. (I feel like Kunikida also knows it’s a wishbone bc he like actually paid attention in class)

John: No.

Lovecraft: No and he doesn’t care.

NOW THE MOST NGHHHH GROUP THE HUNTING DOGS!!!

Tecchou: Yes he’s not stupid ofc he knows.

Fukuchi: He sucks but yeah probably.

Jouno: YES. IDC IF HES BLIND HE JUST KNOWS. BROS A FUCKING MAD MAN HE KNOWS. (but he’ll purposely avoid it to drive you insane)

DOA

Sigma: No, no fucking clue.

Fyodor: Yes, he’s smart asf ofc he knows.

Nikolai: Yes, but will purposely avoid it for shits and giggles.

Bram: Yes probably but like how would bro do anything💀 he has NO LIMBS OTHER THAN A HEAD all he could do is eat you out lmao

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sigmoon · 5 months

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Hello! Do you have any Jouno hcs? I know you once mentioned him in one post that got deleted

Anyways, how are you doing? I hope your day is going well! ^_^

Jouno Headcanons // sfw + nsfw

cw: dark content; dubcon/noncon, cnc, emotional manipulation, blackmail, prostitution, Jouno being a red flag. // mostly gen. neutral, except for one or two hcs.

author’s note: hi, nonnie! I’m doing okay, some things are stressful, others are going well, so it’s an up and down currently. But I’m happy that I managed to finish a request and answered some asks that have been piling up :) I hope you’re having a nice day.

SFW

Jouno is that person who gets super pissed when there’s a crying baby in public, like on a train, and it just won’t stop wailing. He has to pull himself together to not give the baby that creepy glare of his, though he's probably the reason the baby started crying in the first place. He doesn't have a kind face.

You never know whether he likes or hates you. Whether you and him are coworkers or acquaintances, he’s either really polite and it’s hard to tell if he’s being genuinely nice or not, or he makes a lot of mean, sarcastic comments and you’d have no clue if that’s just his sense of humor and friendly teasing, or if he can’t stand you.

I have a feeling that animals don’t like him. For example, cats and dogs can be wary of people when they’re no good, and although Jouno might be able to deceive other people, it’s not uncommon that their pets seem uneasy and skeptical around him, not wanting to be touched or picked up by him.

I don’t think he would be particularly mean in a romantic relationship with someone he truly loves, and neither would he act like you're the biggest nuisance in the world. That treatment is reserved for people who have no value to him; if he loves you, he will not be sappy and over-the-top affectionate with you, especially not in public, but rather talk shit about people he doesn't like with you. If he asks you to brainstorm some insults with him, he’s head over heels in love with you.

Speaking of affection, he’s usually not the one who seeks it, but he never fails to be surprised when he notices how good it feels to be hugged, have his hair played with or his skin gently caressed by you. Due to his heightened senses, he tends to get overstimulated quickly, so you shouldn’t take it personally when he denies you physical contact. But overall, he likes how it feels and it’s not too rare that he’s the one to kiss you or hug you when you don’t expect it.

His alcohol tolerance is either ridiculously high or very low. He can either drink all night and not be hungover the next morning, or he’s already tipsy after one glass of wine.

I’m so sorry, but he’s the type of neighbor who takes a broom and knocks it against the ceiling when the neighbor in the apartment above him plays loud music after ten pm. It’s so embarrassing to witness, but he stands by it. His ears are sensitive and he hates it when people blast loud music.

Jouno has a very complex and sophisticated skincare routine. See Patrick Bateman’s morning routine from American Psycho. That’s Jouno.

Can’t fall asleep while cuddling. He’ll gladly cuddle with you in bed, but when he wants to sleep, he will curl up into an oddly specific position, a pillow between his thighs, one in his arms, and if the duvet isn’t neatly tucked around him in the way he wants it, he’ll get all grumpy and pouty, adjusting the bedding and blankets until he can fall asleep in peace.

Generally speaking, I think he experiences occasional sensory issues, dislikes specific textures and fabrics and finds certain noises relaxing and others drive him insane to the point where you could call it misophonia.

Talks in his sleep (and denies it).

Jouno is best friends with an elderly lady who lives in his apartment building. She’s always gushing over how handsome and well-mannered he is, but is shocked when he reveals to her that no, he does not have a wife and kids yet. He helps her up and down the stairs and she always brings him food when she makes too much for her to eat alone. Jouno can’t say no when it comes to her, he’s only really soft with her and his s/o if he has one.

NSFW

Jouno’s browsing history is concerning. If anyone, regardless of who that might be, discovers it, that person is as good as dead. He can’t have anyone know about the things he jerks off to, and having a liking for sadism is still the least fucked up thing about him.

He visits brothels from time to time or has a call girl come over and take care of his needs. It’s the most convenient option for him, and he does not have the time or any interest in pursuing a serious long-term relationship, due to his job. He seems kind of emotionally unavailable too, and even if he tried to date to find a long-term partner, I doubt that many potential partners would want to be in a relationship with him for too long. He’s a difficult person, and his sexual preferences tend to be pretty extreme, so he lacks compatibility with many people he would be interested in. Therefore, paying someone to sleep with him seems to be the best option for him. No attachment, no responsibilities, he has a high wage and can afford it, and it’s more likely that someone will let themselves be treated as harshly as he will treat them when they get paid for it.

Praise kink combined with degradation. Being praised while he ruins someone in bed is what turns him on the most. He lives for humiliation, too.

Not a nice headcanon, but I think Jouno regularly oversteps his partner’s boundaries. Firstly, to check if they will resist or not, wanting to know whether they might’ve changed their mind, and secondly, because he gets off on it. Violating their rules and going on with very dubious consent or no consent at all is a fantasy that excites him, though he will likely stop if his partner explicitly tells him to, or strongly resists. But he will be a dick about it, lowkey guilt-tripping them. However, he prefers CNC over non-con, mostly because of legal reasons.

He would never, ever admit it, but being dominated by his partner is his deepest, darkest sexual secret. He’s so ashamed of it, but if you somehow managed to overpower him and took charge in the bedroom, after some resistance, Jouno would be a whiny, moaning mess underneath you.

He takes lots of nudes of you, but not for himself. He has no use for visuals of your naked body, but they serve as potential blackmail so well. Tell someone he came in less than five minutes from you riding and simultaneously choking him, having him cry out your name like a needy whore, and he will leak your nudes. And in case you and him are going through a nasty breakup, Jouno will make sure you think twice about leaving him.

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cloudyyoimiya · 9 months

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Can i request with hunting dogs, when their s/o makes that gesture with her hand to get them closer, like she’s gonna tell them a secret but instead, she kisses them on the cheek

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY WORD I LOVE THIS REQUEST 😭 anyways, i’m sorry i have no clue how to write for tachihara, so i hope that just jouno and tecchou will do. my apologies </3

Deceitful Kisses; Saigiku Jouno and Suehiro Tecchou

Format: Scenarios

Saigiku Jouno

Walking around curiously, you traversed around town with your boyfriend, Jouno. You could tell he was starting to get overwhelmed with the amount of sound that was in every crevice of the small city, so you decided to drag him into a local café for the time being.

Jouno was currently sitting across from you, leisurely sipping on his coffee. You were quietly reading off the pastry menu to Jouno, making sure to occasionally look back up at him to see if he’s feeling any better. Slowly but surely, he started to get more comfortable in the homey establishment.

Eventually, you broke the peaceful silence surrounding the two of you. “Hey, do you hear that?”

Jouno put down his cup of coffee on a napkin on a table that was being used in place of a coaster. He looked curious.

“Hear what?” He asked, curiosity now infecting his voice.

You carefully put your hand atop of his, and used your index finger to make a “come here” motion onto his skin. Jouno then leaned closer to you, his stomach pressed against the side of the table.

“It’s coming from your left,” you spoke quietly.

Jouno quirked an eyebrow, then turned his head to the left. He could hear your heart rate accelerating, but he didn’t know why. Were you scared? No, your tone of voice sounded… happy. There was no traces of fear in it.

Once Jouno turned his head, you took this as an invitation to kiss his right cheek since it was the one closest to you. When you sat back down, you had a giant smile adorned your face.

Jouno turned his face back to you and gave you an unamused expression. “What was that for, exactly?”

“I just wanted to show you my love,” you responded.

Jouno sat back down onto his seat and let out a short sigh. He then grabbed his coffee and took a short, small sip. You could see his cheeks slightly flushing.

“That was unnecessary. You could have just asked me for a kiss,” Jouno murmured.

“You would have given me shit if I asked for a kiss,” you said after a short chuckle. “And besides, you liked it!”

“How could you be so sure I liked it? Hm?”

“You’re blushing.”

Jouno almost immediately took his free hand and brought it up to his face. He then touched his cheek, feeling the warmth from his rosiness.

“Touché,” he simply said as he put down his hand back onto the table. “But next time you won’t get away with it.”

“One, I don’t like what that implies. And two, you want there to be a next time?” You chuckled as you spoke.

“Are you teasing me?” Jouno asked flatly.

“Maybe.”

“Quite the role reversal we have here then, hm?”

“I suppose so.”

Jouno smirked. “Well, it won’t be like that for any longer. Next time I’ll steal a kiss from you.”

Suehiro Tecchou

Your boyfriend, Tecchou, was currently in the kitchen making tomorrows lunch. You were sitting on a barstool nearby, leisurely scrolling through your phone on a random social media app. Even if your boyfriend was busy making food, you still wanted to spend time with him, so this was the best thing you could do; remain in his presence while occupying yourself.

After about half an hour, you started to grow bored of waiting on your boyfriend. While scrolling on your phone was entertaining, you’d much rather spend some quality time with your lover.

“Suehiro,” you called out as you turned off your phone for the moment. “I need to tell you something.”

Your boyfriend almost immediately dropped the knife he was using to cut up strawberries. He looked up at you, curiosity written all across his face. Tecchou honestly looked like he was unintentionally giving you puppy dog eyes with the way he was looking at you.

“Is something wrong, angel?” He asked, a hint of concern lacing into his voice.

You simply shook your head and raised your hand out towards him. You then pointed at him with your index finger and made a motion for him to come closer.

“I need to tell you something.”

Tecchou did as you motioned for him to do, and leaned closer to you. He seemed intent on listening to what you had to say.

“What is it?” He asked.

You pointed to the front door of your shared apartment with the hand that was already raised into the air. “Do you see that?”

“See what?” Tecchou asked as he turned his head to look at the front door. “I don’t see anything out of the ordinary, honey.”

You let out a soft chuckle before quickly getting up to kiss his cheek. You then sat back down as you proudly watched his cheeks slowly flush into a soft shade of pink.

“What was that for?” Tecchou asked, turning his attention to you once more.

“I just wanted to show you my affection,” you spoke with a small smirk. “That’s all.”

“You could’ve just asked to kiss me instead of being sneaky,” Tecchou deadpanned.

“Where’s the fun in that? I just wanted to see how you’d react is all.”

Tecchou picked up the knife he was using to cut strawberries and started the hack away at the stems once more. The way he cut the fruit almost put you in a trance with how fluid his movements were. Maybe it had something to do with his ability? You weren’t very sure.

“Well, you got my reaction,” he said as he chopped off another stem. “Was it satisfactory?”

“It was very satisfactory. Thank you for your contribution to my scientific research,” you said with a giggle.

“Scientific research?”

“It was a joke.”

“Oh, right, sorry.”

You giggled. “Don’t apologize. Anyways, you better be on guard from now on! I may pull something like that again.”

Tecchou let out a short sigh and a small smile etched onto his face. “Sure, I’d like to see you try.”

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xaisxmp · 8 months

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When you get pushed on them

synopsis: y’all know that tiktok audio that goes like “there’s a hot guy behind u” “push me!” blah blah blah “u should’ve pushed me harder!!” that thing 💀

Characters: Dazai, Jouno, Tecchou.

authors note: i spit my water out on accident anyways enjoy 😍this was so fun to make

Dazai

You and your friend were walking around and stopped near a train station when your friend turned you around abruptly. “y/n!! there’s such a hot guy behind you!” You were looking at her wide-eyed when you piqued up and said. “push me.” She sweat-dropped. “jeez okay okay.” She grinned and shoved you into the brunettes chest. “ah! forgive me sir!” You smiled sweetly up at him as he helped you straighten yourself. “Don’t worry about it belladonna~ I wouldn’t mind someone like you to fall for me.” To say the least you were all blushy blushy once you got his number. “f/n!! you should’ve pushed me harder~!” You grinned as you heard his chuckle behind you, leaving you off with a wink.

Jouno 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

You were drinking your boba while looking at your phone, your friend beside you directing you in case you almost walk off the road into traffic. “y/n.” You looked up from your phone to find your friend standing in front of you, quickly switching places with you. “something the matter?” You tilted your head in confusion at how serious she was. “there’s a hot guy!, behind you!” She squealed silently, not noticing the multicolor-haired person turned his head around at the noise. “what! quick, push me!” I fixed my hair and let her push me into the arms of the uniformed man, his hands quickly catching you before you touched his chest. “ah~ I apologize!” He only stared at you then had his usual smile. “if you wanted to talk to me, you could’ve asked.” You gazed at him and blushed, placing a hand on his chest and sweetly asking if you can see him another time. Needless to say, he was amused by your ramble about how your friend should’ve pushed you harder.

Tecchou

You and your friend were walking to a cafe when the fate of events would turn drastically once you walked in.. “Y/N!!.” Your friend whisper-shouted when she saw a tall dark haired man talking to another guy with white and red hair. “jesus!- what?!” You turned around annoyed at the loud noise and gasped when you suddenly got pushed into a bulky figure, blushing profusely when you trailed your eyes up his body to his face. “a-ah, i’m so sorry sir!” He reassured you to be more careful. What you didn’t notice was how a subtle blush was painted on his cheeks when you rambled to your friend about she should’ve pushed you harder, your friend smirking at the sight.

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deonsx · 8 months

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Request again! I’m so sorry for requesting fast. You’re the only one who accepts my request.

Can you do a s/o that really powerful? Like have a really strong ability yet she keep it secret, and after 2 years of dating they finally found out after they got attacked by enemy organization? Fyodor, Jouno and Tecchou?

Sorry, it’s too detail. I just can’t hold my happiness after you accepted my request! You just lightens my entire day! <3

This message made me very happy! I haven't been able to write for a long time because I've been busy. I will be online as much as I can and feel free to share your requests with me!

Feat: Dazai, Fyodor, Jouno, Tecchou

A S/o Who Surprises Them With Her Power

Summary: Since you couldn't control your ability since you were little, it's been hurting people and now it's time to use it

Dazai Osamu

It was an ordinary day, until the agency was attacked by the port mafia. Under normal circumstances, you don't have to worry because the agency can handle this on its own or you can provide some help from time to time, but they are really so small that they cannot be felt

But suddenly everything changed, the whole team went to different areas and tasks on different calls and you were currently handling some file work at the agency with your boyfriend. "Bella bella, look at your luck, there are only two of us left!!"

You rolled your eyes at his affectionate speech, a quick explosion shook the agency as you laughed, "What's going on!?" You asked as you ran away from the shaking building. When you finally landed on the street, Port Mafia's men surrounded you. Dazai's ability was useless right now, so what were we supposed to do?

You thought maybe we could get away, but you heard a gunshot and saw your boyfriend get shot in the arm as he pulled to protect you. “Damn!” Osamu whimpered in pain, it's happening again, someone gets hurt whether you use that ability or not, You forced yourself to focus.. I think it was finally time for you to use that ability. The ground suddenly started shaking and everything started shaking like a big earthquake. "What's going on? We should notify the boss!" The voices of the men across the street filled your ears, "We are retreating!" But no, you couldn't let them escape, especially when they injured the man you loved most, you tried to control your strength and caused a huge crack to open in the ground. All the sounds were the men's screams

When everything was over, you looked at your boyfriend, but your eyes were trembling, it meant a lot to you that he was hurt. "Y/o you.." the brunette looked at you with his eyes, ignoring the bullet in his arm. "I-I really didn't mean for it to happen like this.." your boyfriend's serious face quickly softened and His hand caressed your hair, "Shh, everything is over.." he placed kisses on your hair and said that this is what you have been afraid of all this time "I would never blame you, my beloved"

Fyodor Dostoyevski

As usual, you were at the computer desk and writing a lot of reports, but your boyfriend still hadn't returned home, you felt a slight fear, you knew how strong the man was, but where was he right now?

Out of curiosity, you left him calls on the phone, but since there was no response, he quickly became worried, but you remained cool and decided to leave the house and go to work. As you started to approach the workplace with your car, you saw that the building was on fire. You panicked, stopped the car right there and quickly got out

You quickly examined the building and walked around it. When you reached the dead end, you heard the sound of pointing a gun behind you. "So it's you? Our target was your boyfriend, but you wouldn't be a good reward?" Looking at the men next to you they laughed at each other and took steps towards you your head pushed you to do the first thing that came to your mind and you quickly summoned your ability

The surrounding buildings shook rapidly and covered the street behind which was their escape area. You couldn't control your strength when you were nervous, you quickly picked up a large piece from the ground and threw it on the men and everywhere turned into dust and smoke.. as the voices became quieter, you slowly knelt down and tried to catch your breath in the dusty air

There was a sound of walking behind the smoke and fog. You tried to gather yourself against the enemy, but you saw a familiar face. "Fyodor..?" you called out to him with your light voice "What happened here..you were supposed to be at home s/o" fyodor did not hide his surprise at the unexpected event "I-I was just worried.." fyodor increased his steps towards you and knelt down and put his hand on your chin "How long have you been hiding from me.. .Why are you hiding my love?”

"I didn't want you to see me like that, I can't even control myself” Those light purple eyes narrowed and finally closed while taking a deep breath "I understand.. you must be tired, let's go home, dear”

Jouno Saigiku

The two of you were finally having a leisurely breakfast at a cafe. It wasn't easy to convince him because he kept saying "We have to work", "We have work to do, we can't take a break", "We can't relax", but eventually you convinced him and you were having a comfortable breakfast with him and there was a beautiful happiness on his face. "You're so happy... all we do is run away from work"

"You're whining all the time, enjoy the moment, jouno..." You muttered to him while he was eating his food by himself. While you were both eating your meals, there was an explosion from the next building, your office building, and the whole cafe shook. "What is this!?" Jouno shouted as he quickly stood up, you both fled the cafe and ran towards the explosion at work

You looked at the building that turned into a battlefield and you both looked at each other and ran into the building. The fog was making it difficult to see around you as you covered your nose due to the smoke. When you came across the corpses of the people working with you inside, you looked at your boyfriend in fear. "They.." Jouno spoke without letting the frustration out. "We have to find the boss! We don't have time!"

You probably ran towards the locked door, but neither of you could open the door due to your efforts. "Jouno! blood!" you said blood coming from under the door, as your boyfriend smelled the blood a voice was heard from behind "I think someone lost their direction" you turned your head towards the male voice "S/o! stay behind me!" Your boyfriend spoke as he drew his sword defensively towards the man

The enemy in front of you quickly took his hand to the metal gun and sabotaged your boyfriend's gun. "It's such a shame to be looked down upon.." you brought your hand up to the man as his steps approached you and quickly threw them back to save yourself and your boyfriend from the situation. The man quickly ran away from the flying table coming towards him from you. "Wow! "I didn't know, look, my fun is going to get even bigger" your boyfriend paused for a moment in confusion but then quickly overpowered him while his mind wandered

When all the events stopped, you and Jouno were in front of the collapsed building. "Why did you feel the need to hide it from me, s/o?" your silence was eerie but understandable to him "I would have supported you if you had told me..please don't let this happen again"

Tecchou Suehiro

It was a tiring day. When you woke up, your boyfriend was not in your bed. You realized that he was doing his usual training with the sound of breathing coming from the living room. You lifted your quilt, leaned against the door of the living room with your cotton nightgown, and looked at your boyfriend doing push-ups

You watched his half-naked body move up and down. The dirty thoughts that came to your mind quickly went away and you let your voice reach his ear. "Who is this handsome man? And he is in my house, am I in a dream?" Tecchou slowly stopped and crossed his legs, turning to you and giggling, "hahh, it's a really fresh morning" he smiled at you, making the serious expression on his face disappeargf

You had breakfast together and left the house and your boyfriend decided to walk you instead of driving "ahhhh I hate this sports stuff!" tecchou was continuing on his way ignoring you. When you heard the building next to you being combed with guns, a serious look appeared on both of your faces, "s/o go around that side! We have to protect the innocent!"

You both separated to the sides and you used your strength to push a pregnant woman away from the rock that came towards her. While doing this, you felt someone running towards you from behind and you quickly turned around and activated your power. The ground quickly split open and the person who came disappeared in an instant

When it was all over you saw your boyfriend running to you yelling "s/o! are you okay!? how did this crack in the floor form?" he asked you looking confused and kneeling down he waited for an answer from you the serious expression on his face scared you "It's just..while I wanted to protect.." tecchou's face followed you around slightly and when he took you under his cloak you saw the serious expression on my face looking at you with low soft eyes, He left a long kiss on her head, "Darling, no one should know about this but us, I will protect you”

Enjoy!

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iovetecchou · 10 months

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If I Can't Have You... ⧸ Jouno Saigiku

༞ Part 1.

༞ Contains...! angst, dark themes, detailed descriptions of anxiety and panic attacks, gaslighting, mind-breaking, slight!physical abuse, very toxic relationship, asshole!jouno, just absolute pain and suffering. use of pet names (darling, princess)

༞ GN Reader.

༞ 1,557 words.

Everything after that fateful encounter with Jouno was a blur. You have no idea how you even made it back to your shared apartment in one piece. His venom-laced words rang through your mind— over and over again.

You were in shock. This whole time you were nothing but an “Easy fuck.” to Jouno. The man you loved more than yourself. The man who took over your every thought, every action, every semblance of happiness.

You gave everything up for him, and for what? All you could focus on was the ringing of your heartbeat in your ears. Your fingertips going numb from all the anxiety coursing through your body.

“Ah… it’s six already? I need to start making dinner.”

You thought out loud. Your body moving on its own, as though you weren’t controlling your actions. Even now, Jouno held the strings. Present or not… he owned you.

Your brain couldn’t possibly comprehend that this was your reality. All that echoed in your mind was,

“If you so much as think of leaving me… I will know, and I will kill you.”

You knew you were screwed. Even if you began packing your things now, leaving and never looking back. Jouno would find you; and kill you. As promised.

Your mind played out constant scenarios of how you could escape and run away without a trace. But it was futile; Jouno would use everything in his arsenal to hunt you down.

Tears blinded your vision as you continued to prepare supper. Your shaky hands placing two plates atop the dining room table; an act that once brought a smile to your face now tainted.

Meals always brought you two together. You always valued those times spent with Jouno. Laughing over stories about his ‘idiotic’ colleagues from the day as his lips curled up into a soft smile. Complimenting you on your meal, telling you, “No one could compare.”

So all of that was a show? Just an act he maintained to keep you complacent? Did all of your cherished moments truly mean nothing?

The door swung open just as you finished up. Causing fear to course through your entire being. You froze as Jouno's words rang through your shared apartment.

“Princess, I’m home! I knew that divine smell from the hallway was coming from our place. Nothing compares to your cooking, darling.”

You physically could not speak. The words were trapped in your throat as you turned to face Jouno. He was smiling sweetly your way, walking over toward the table and taking his seat.

“Well? Aren’t you going to give me a kiss hello? I did just get home from a hard day of work, you know.”

Why was he acting as though nothing was wrong? You were more than certain that everything that went down today was real… right?

“O-Oh… right, I’m sorry.”

You managed to squeak out. Shaky legs made their way toward an awaiting Jouno. You placed your clammy hand atop the table for support. Leaning in closely toward him, even though every fiber of your being was screaming at you to pull away.

The second your lips captured his, you felt sick. No longer did his embrace feel safe; quite the opposite. Jouno smirked within the kiss at your physical reaction. Your heart was beating a mile a minute, your body trembling in place.

You pulled back as fast as you could. Noticing the lipstick stains on Jouno's collar as you stood upright. You felt nauseous, your stomach turning in knots from the sight alone.

"What's wrong, princess? You seem shaken up."

Jouno quirked a brow, reaching a hand out to soothe your hip. You took a quick step back, dodging his embrace completely. Jouno looked stunned for a split second before his expression twisted into something sinister.

His lips were curved into a nasty frown, eyebrows knitted where they lay. Jouno's whole expression became shaded, and his body became tense too. Your eyes widened as you watched his hands ball into fists from where they rested beside him.

"Oh… so there is a problem then, hm?"

His voice was razor sharp, not even a trace of Jouno's usual witty tone could be found. All you could do was shake your head in disagreement as you took a few more steps backward. Startling yourself as the cold countertop grazed your lower back.

Jouno rose to his feet slowly, making his way to stand before you. He towered over you, his hand grasped your chin firmly. Tugging your face up toward his own before he spoke up once more. "What… did you go mute? Use your fucking words."

"Yes..?"

His fingers dug into your cheeks as he forcefully shook your head in agreement. Pulling a small yelp from your lips.

Jouno smirked at your painful cry, making your heart ache even further. You scored your bottom lip with your teeth, not letting him get that gratification off your pain again today.

"Or no..?"

His grip got even harsher as he shook your head in disagreement this time. A shit-eating grin etched into his features, immensely enjoying the way you shook in his grasp.

To say you were fed up at this point was an understatement. Your fear subsided for a moment, being replaced by rage. You brought your hands up to grasp Jouno's hand. Yanking his digits away from your face and pushing him backward with everything you had in you.

"Of course— yes! There's a fucking problem. Why are you acting like nothing happened today? I walked in on you practically fucking another person— and you told me if I try to leave, you'll kill me. So of course there's a fucking problem, darling."

Jouno's smirk only grew wider at your words. His maniacal laughter filled the room, fueling your irritation even further.

"What? What's so fucking funny, Sai? Hm..? Tell me, was all of this— our whole relationship just a cruel joke to you? I gave up everything for you, everything. My family, friends— hell, I gave my whole life for you! And all you can do is fucking laugh in my face?"

His laughter only picked up the more you spoke. His hands grasped the edge of the dining table as he leaned back for support. Throwing his head back, reveling in his own amusement.

You couldn't think clearly. Your whole world was turned upside down in less than twenty-four hours. The person you loved more than anything was now nothing more than a stranger to you. But the worst part of it all; was that you still loved him— at least, a specific version of him. The one he showed to you, and you alone.

You reached out to him, balling the front of his uniform in your fists. You shook Jouno with all your might. Tears of frustration rolled down your cheeks as you cried out,

"Stop laughing— stop fucking laughing! I hate you, I fucking hate you…"

"No… you don't, princess. And we both know it. I bet the day I asked you to be mine was the greatest day of your life, hm? But to me… it was just another Friday. It meant nothing to me— you mean nothing to me. Accept that this is your life now, Y/N."

His words rattled through your whole being. Cutting you up from the inside out. Jouno was right… that was the happiest day of your life.

Was it so wrong of you to assume he felt the same way? That your relationship, the time you spent together, held any comprehensible significance to him?

You were too exhausted to fight with him further. Too shocked to even process that this was your life now. In that moment of realization, you didn't feel anything anymore. The tears still flowed freely, blurring your vision; but you couldn't care less.

"Accept that this is your life now, Y/N."

"This is your life now, Y/N."

Those words played through your mind like a record that endlessly skipped. You knew you couldn't escape; Jouno would kill you. Your family had no clue where you were and you didn't have friends anymore.

This was the end of the line for you. So were you going to accept it, or fight it?

Your body froze; your hands released the front of Jouno's uniform and went limp at your sides.

All of a sudden, your head snapped up. Jouno listened to your every move, trying to anticipate how you would react next.

"Darling, your dinner is getting cold. Why don't we eat before it all goes bad, hm?"

Your voice was eerily calm as you walked around the table. Making up his plate; as if nothing was awry. Jouno couldn't help the chuckle that slipped past his lips as he took his seat.

He didn't say a word, simply just honing in on your reactions. Sensing for anything out of place, he couldn't find such things. Your heartbeat was regular, body temperature was back to normal. And he couldn't hear any wavering in your voice.

He had broken you; completely. There was no fight, no drive left inside you. All that was left was a shell of the person you once were. An altered version of yourself, one that Jouno molded you to be.

"Same time tomorrow for dinner, Sai?"

"Indeed, same time tomorrow."

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estellarjj · 5 months

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Happy Birthday art for @jounosnumberoneslut <33

Funfact: red tulip symbolises eternal love and passion, yarrow stands for everlasting love, red rose represents passionate love.

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j11nko · 7 months

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spookyquill · 6 months

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Okay, okay listen.

Jouno with s/o that can stop her heart jokingly for 10-15 seconds, giving him good old heart attack when he complains about his s/o being too loud. 🤭

It can be scenarios if you want!

Good luck on you blog! Best of luck for you<3

Jouno opens the door and as soon as he does, he's met with a loud squel.

"You're finally home! You've been gone for so long, I missed you!" You jump onto him, giving him no time to react as you wrap your arms around his neck.

Jouno winces. "Ah, must you yell? I have perfect hearing I can hear you even from miles away."

You let go of him, an apologetic tone in your voice. "I'm sorry. I'll go get you something to eat."

You let go of him and he hears you wander into the kitchen. He lets out a sigh as he unclips his cape and sets it down on the coat rack. "There's always a ring to my ear when you're near my dear." He works his way to the living room before stopping.

It grew quiet in the house...too quiet. No sounds of breathing, no heartbeats, not even a rustle of clothing to be heard. This made Jouno’s heartbeat pick up.

"(Y/N)!" He sprints to the kitchen, knocking into a corner on the way. When he makes it there, he calls out your name again. Another few seconds pass before the silence breaks.

Laughter accompanies the return of your heartbeat. As soon as he hears it, realization dawns on him.

He heaves out a sigh of relief, bringing a hand to his face and using his other to grab you by the shoulder. "I thought I had asked you not to do that party trick of yours without telling me first."

"I'm sorry. I thought it would be funny." You say between your breaths of giggles.

He pulls you into his chest. "I don't find it funny to think about my lover not being here with me any more."

You take a few deep breaths and return the hug. "I'm sorry babe. At least I know you care about me, deep inside."

He flicks you over the head with his palm. "Of course I care about you idiot. You're mine."

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Hope that was okay!

Likes, reblogs and comments are appreciated!

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lovereadandwrite · 8 months

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sweet boy doing his best

angry boy, pls give him his boy back

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dazaistabletop · 9 months

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Jouno, people are dying

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skyss-personal-hell · 9 months

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Sub Jouno cuz there’s some feral side of me that just wants to overstimulate him until he cries.

- Overstimulating him would be relatively easy because of his heightened senses

- Would whine and whimper🔥🔥🔥

- You both have a system where if he is unable to speak he would tap on your arm twice in a row to signal he needs to stop/have a break

- I JUST NEED TO SAY IT AGAIN HIM WHIMPERING WOULD JUST BE NGH MNGGG

- He deffo likes to be praised and called a good boy

- His voice coming out so light and airy😍

- Could literally NEVER go back to just masturbating normally bc of how good you fuck him

- Recording his moans and making him listen to how cute his noises are😫

“h—aah! Please… please… n-need… break… ple-please…!”

He sounded so ethereal and majestic, it was a shame he’d never know how beautiful he looked while broken like this…

His legs are shaking violently as his breath comes out brokenly and inconsistent. He’s so precious, you can’t help but take a picture of his ruined state.

He doesn’t even realize you’ve taken a photo of him because of your nail digging into his sensitive tip.

As you press down with a bit of pressure he lets out a wail and a fat tear drips down his face.

He’s only came once but this feeling of such intense pleasure is making him go crazy.

“C—can’t…! T-too much! Please…!”

You cup his cheek and smile lovingly at him.

“Just one more, for me? Can you do that for me? Be a good boy?”

Another tear drips down his face before he hesitantly nods while hiccuping.

“Such a good boy.”

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lavandulawrites · 2 months

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Could I request A, G, I, and X for Jouno from Bungo Stray Dogs? Feel free to ignore or skip some of the letters.

Yandere Alphabet A, G, I and X with Jouno

I apologise for the wait. I hope you still enjoy:) (Yandere alphabet request here)

Masterlist

Warnings: mention of murder

Word count: 407

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

His love is quite sadistic. He isn’t one to out right tell you how much he loves you. Instead he does so through his actions. He will brew you tea and place a blanket atop your shoulders if you fall asleep on the sofa. Even though he doesn’t tell you how much he loves you, you still notice how deep his feelings run. He will give you expensive gifts and spend his time with you.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

It’s definitely a game to him, but don’t be fooled, he really does love you. It’s just that he absolutely loves hearing you struggle. The times when he comes home from work and hearing your pitiful escapes attempts, does something to him. Hearing your erratic heart beat whenever he does catch you and drag you inside the flat, is a feeling almost unmatched. He will purposely open up windows and leave the keys within your reach. He won’t shy away from punishments when he is meet in the hallway with a terrified darling.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

He wants to marry you after a while. He doesn’t care for children, but if you want them he will consider it. He gets a melancholy feeling when thinking about your future. He will have to go on missions quite regularly, plus he needs his monthly operation in order to stay alive. Eventually he will find away to get rid of his superhuman strength. He knows it’s near impossible, but he won’t give up. He want to live a peaceful life where he can protect you from any harm.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

He doesn’t really respect you. You are beneath him and that’s how it should be. The strong are always on top after all. He does however worship you in his own way by praising you when you’re doing something that pleases him. Nothing would ever stopping him from getting you in his arms. He will kill whoever that stands in his way. He will kidnap you and keep you in his flat after he is sick of pinning over you from a distance.

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cloudyyoimiya · 8 months

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If your requests are open, can you please do Jouno with a lover whose love language is physical touch? Ignore this if you don't want to do this :]

this is so cute! i loved thinking about how he’d react and actually writing it out. thank you for requesting!!

Physical Touch; Saigiku Jouno

Format: Headcanons and scenario

Genre: Fluff

Possible warnings: Slightly out of character Jouno

Jouno wouldn’t mind a lover that enjoyed touching him because it was their love language, but he would most definitely tease them about it if they were more clingy than usual. It was in his nature after all.

In fact, Jouno would like it if you liked to touch him. It showed you that he trusted you since his skin was more sensitive compared to others.

Whenever you wanted to touch Jouno, you would always have to make sure that your clothes rustled just loud enough so that he could hear your hand incoming. You didn’t want to accidentally scare him, and sometimes you didn’t feel like speaking, so this was the best solution for the two of you.

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It was late at night, and Jouno had just gotten home from his exhausting job at the Hunting Dogs. He lazily kicked off his boots into the direction of the shoe rack, and he practically threw off his hat in a pit of annoyance. He then put his hat down on a shelf nearby begrudgingly, just like he did each time he did when he came home.

All while he was doing this, he didn’t hear the usual blaring of the television. Instead, he heard your steady breathing and the occasional rustling of paper as you flipped a page of a book you were reading.

As Jouno entered your shared bedroom, he took off his cape with ease. He then dropped it down somewhere at random, not caring if either of you slipped on it later in the night.

“Tough day?” You asked as you kept your eyes on the page you were reading, not bothering to look up at him.

“Insufferable day,” Jouno murmured as he sat down on the bed next to you. He then unbuttoned the top buttons of his uniform. “Everything was so infuriating today. I don’t think I even got a moment of peace the whole day.”

You chuckled as you flipped to the next page of your book. You then slid your hand over the top of his, lightly squeezing it. “Do you want to tell me about it? It may make you feel less… tense.”

“One word; criminal,” Jouno huffed. “This one criminal thought that he could easily escape detainment. Of course I caught him, but he still made me use my ability to catch up to him. Honestly, the criminals I’ve been catching are getting stupider and stupider with their escape attempts these days. It annoys me greatly. How come they can’t just form a well thought out plan? Is it that much of an inconvenience for them? Idiots…”

You gave Jouno’s hand another light squeeze, then you leaned to rest your head onto his shoulder. “That does sound annoying… What about that one coworker of yours? Tecchou, was it? Did something happen with him as well? Because from what I’ve heard from you, not a day goes by where he doesn’t annoy you.”

Jouno slightly tensed up as you rested your head onto his shoulder, but he almost immediately relaxed his muscles. Although he did hear your clothes rustling as you moved near him, it still surprised him how affectionate you are sometimes. Though, he’d never complain about it. It was… refreshing to him since his occupation was so violent.

“Don’t get me started on that scatterbrain. You know how much me pisses me off on a regular basis,” Jouno groaned.

“I know. I guess it was a rather stupid question, huh?” You let out a soft chuckle.

Jouno hummed in agreement. He then wrapped an arm around your shoulders and rested his head against your chest. He positioned himself so that his ear was right above your heart so he could hear it beat.

All the while your boyfriend was doing this, you placed a bookmark in your book and put it on your nightstand. You then wrapped an arm around his upper back and you put the other on his lower back.

“You’re never this cuddly. Was today really that bad?” You questioned.

“No, I just wanted to be closer to you.”

“Huh? Why? What’s gotten into you…?”

Jouno groaned. “I know how you like being close to me. I thought I’d indulge you just this once.”

You slowly started to rub his back with your right hand. You then lightly kissed the top of his head. If he was really going to allow you to be touchy with him without him teasing you, then you were going to take full advantage of that moment.

“That’s very unlike you, y’know. But hey, I won’t complain,” you chuckled.

Jouno brought a hand down to the side of your stomach and pinched it lightly. “Shut up.”

“Yeah, yeah. Okay,” you snickered. You then laid back and got comfortable. “Are you really going to sleep in your uniform?”

“I am. And what of it?”

“Nothing, nothing.”

“It’s not nothing if you felt the need to point it out,” Jouno huffed.

“You smell like sweat.”

“Do I really?”

“Kind of. I’m honestly kinda surprised that you haven’t picked up on it with your heightened sense of smell and all,” you said with a small smile on your face. “Go take a shower. We can cuddle once you’re all clean and in your pajamas.”

Jouno groaned, then went up to kiss your cheek. “Fine then.” He got up from your embrace and stretched for a moment. Jouno then tilted his head back in your direction. “Don’t move while I’m showering.”

“Wasn’t planning on it, love,” you snickered.

“Sure,” Jouno simply said. He then started to go towards the direction towards the bathroom.

“I love you,” you called out to him.

Jouno playfully groaned. “I love you too.”

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