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this is how I see them

[Image description: The first image is a digital painting of Visual Calculus' skill portrait in Disco Elysium. Text reads: "VISUAL CALCULUS - The cold sea breeze stings your face as you step on the boardwalk. The body is gone, but something still lingers in the air. And high above it, against the stars..." End text. The portrait then fades into a dark night sky. The second image continues from the first with the same night sky. Text reads: "VISUAL CALCULUS - A luminous wheel of pleasure and all things bright, its wooden frame creaking in the wind. Twelve red cabins form a circle that stretches from the engines below to the flocks of seagulls up in the sky. INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] - The mirage looks both sad and glorious in the mist, like an insect trapped in glass." End text. Green and blue lines from Visual Calculus' portrait twist around an orange, blue and purple projection of a ferris wheel. Behind it, the sun emerges in a bright burst of colour. Harry Du Bois looks up at it, amazed; Kim Kitsuragi looks at him in concern. Text reads: "YOU - 'You don't see it?' KIM KITSURAGI - 'See what?' The lieutenant looks around uncomfortably." End ID]

A general psa that I forgot to put in my pinned or anywhere in general, since this is still my blog, I do things like, well, blog about personal life shit. If you're just here for my reblogs and Destiny 2/Baldur's Gate/whatever else I'm into at the time stuff, and want to not see the personal blog posts, I make it easy to ignore those posts. They're almost always entirely under a cut and have the "personal shit" tag (when I remember to tag).

inspired by a convo with @miggylol, some Peko loving ❤ I wouldn't call it a xmas present but maybe ... a stocking stuffer?

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Hhhh I noticed I had like. Weirdly noticeable build up of dead yellow-ish skin on like. The part of my scalp where there is hair but it's shorter than the rest in front of my ears.

Like it was more noticeable there than the dead skin flakes from the rest of my head. And more yellow-ish, but maybe that's just cuz it was bunched up.

Anyways. I, compulsive skin picker, instantly started working on scratching it off when a noticeable red... dot? Ig? Caught my eye. Like on my scalp.

Of course I proceeded to also scratch and press at it, like maybe it was a pimple or a scab or smthing. However it (like most of ur scalp) is in a really awkward place. So all I think I really did was help make it more red.

It was only after that I thought to try taking a picture of it (of all the days for me to be home alone. Wait fuck. Just remembered my laundry.) So idk what it might look like when... not irritated.

And I know I shouldn't Google it cuz im gonna get everything from "it's just a mole" to "that's cancer ur gonna die in 2 days" or whatever but it's very hard cuz I want to know what it might be.

Trying to hold off until my parents can look at it when they get home. But i am suffering and just needed to get this off my chest in the hopes it'll make me less likely to google.

It's October y'all better be adding When Good Ghouls Go Bad or as I call it Happy Halloween to your watchlists this spooky month

Starring the one the only Christopher Lloyd

And featuring a soundtrack that slaps.

You want a goofy family spooky movie this ones for you it's got everything. Hooligans, hijinks, zombies, daddy issues, curses, a walking skeleton and Germans with a splash of romance with a side of character death but it's not that bad I promise

Also the story is by RL Stine you know the man behind Goosebumps

EDIT BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT THIS MOVIE:

I WOULD DIE FOR THE COSTUME AND EFFECT DEPARTMENT

Also there is a whole clown plot, a little dismemberment, some bone. No blood. And discussion of incineration just incase there's anything that might trigger someone and someone does die and there's a funeral, discussions of death and what happens after(If I remember anything else I'll add it)

But it is a funny and entertaining movie

The girls are plottinggggg

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Here’s a VERY unfinished comic from the amazing fic Monkey King's Guide to Physical Contact by @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off . I lost steam on it a little while back so it never got finished, but thanks so much to the incredible @lavaflowe for all the constructive criticism and lettin me dump ideas on ya! This Monkey Has Problems

All Mashle magazine-exclusive artworks and posters released in 2023!

how bout them apples

“He’s so cute! Silver! Silver! Look!”

You and Silver were studying at a local cafè for your university exams.

Silver took a glance to the right, “That’s my dad.”

“There’s no way! He doesn’t look old at all!”

“Mhm, he gets that a lot.”

“The one next to him is cute too.”

“That’s my father.”

“Oh come on! You’re going to say the toaster is your mother next!”

Silver tapped you on the head with his pencil.

“So they are together?”

“They are not.”

You gaped at him.

Silver continued writing in his workbook.

“How?”

“It’s…complicated.”

You sighed, knowing you wouldn’t get anything beyond that with him so focused on his work.

You focused on your own.

“Soooo…do you think I still have a chance?”

You dodged the eraser sent your way, laughing at the look Silver gave you.

“Fiiinnnee~ I’ll focus.”

Silver watched as you zoned into your studies before looking at the counter where his father and dad are; you weren’t any wiser to the looks they gave you.

He sighed.

He’ll let you three handle whatever it was in the making. You were all adults.

…but he wasn’t going to call you a parent.

@coraldelusiondaze always says I have a thing for Silver’s dads and this came to mind 😂

Her video also influenced this 🤣🤣

I’m curious about the onesie now

also @pizzaplex-stargazer cuz you noticed too!

here's what Moon was rocking before Clip started making clothes:

after their PizzaPlex went under, the DCA bois had to figure out a lot of things, one being: clothes. unfortunately, Moon's really big, so he struggled to find things that fit him and were comfortable. the onesie is the first thing he found that fit him and made him feel really cozy. so he still wears it at home (he prefers comfy clothes at home anyways) when he needs a pick-me-up.

of course, he can't work at the salon in a bunny onesie, so here's what Clip made him (under Sundrop's direction):

Moon does prefer comfy clothes, but he has to admit, sometimes he likes the attention these clothes get him. he's iffy about them though, he feels that they show too much of him and he prefers the specific kind of comfort that comes from being an amorphous bundle of coziness.

whoag gay ppl in the desert

Thinking about a situation where SQQ gets a look at Luo Binghe's package (post-Abyss but pre-Maigu Ridge, or in an AU where Maigu Ridge doesn't happen) through like, the outline of his pants or whatever (maybe Binghe took a wardrobe tip from Jareth of Labyrinth), and then got to thinking about how huge Luo Binghe's meat is, like in an actually non-sexual way this time just his brain gets onto a tangent about a bunch of scenes from PIDW where the descriptions varied wildly, and then he starts wondering about exactly what size it is, because to go by the novel's descriptions it's either bigger than average but not insane or there's another arm stuffed into that codpiece somehow. Surely it's closer to the former than the latter? SQQ doesn't have any other evidence that physical limitations in this world are that different from his own world, but then again, would it come up in any of his conversations if women in this world have sufficiently cavernous vaginas for damn near every virgin Bingge met to accommodate a dick that big? Does it at least make childbirth easier? He hasn't exactly polled anyone on it, so it could be the case. But what about the back door, so to speak? There were a few sex scenes that went in that direction, forbidden tunnel of love type stuff and it was all incredibly bad and cheesy, but of course, SQQ actually has a "back door" too and surely he would notice if it was possible to stick his own arm up it. Although it's also not as if he's tried, and as a peak lord with a fantasy metabolism he doesn't actually have to take a shit either, his body processes everything extremely efficiently and it's been years since... well anyway it's not like he's had occasion to investigate it much, now that he's thinking about it. Maybe he can? Not that this is relevant information to anything though and given the inconsistencies the probable limitations of the numerous people PIDW Binghe had sex with, his package, though prodigious, is probably not actually that big of a weapon. How could he even comfortably keep it contained otherwise...? Etc etc etc.

Meanwhile the entire time he's having this internal spiel, he's just... staring. At Luo Binghe's dick. Really blatantly. It doesn't even occur to him that he's doing something incriminating about his interests or possible attraction precisely because he's not, for once, getting flustered about it (much) but is in fact genuinely vexed by the mystery. This is not so much a case of imagining Luo Binghe's dick as wondering about fantasy physiology. So he's lost track of where his gaze has wandered.

The longer it goes on for though the more flustered Luo Binghe gets though. Like, should he say something? Is this a prelude to Shizun making a move? Is there... something wrong with it? Why is he staring so intently? Is Shizun aware that he has just been looking straight at Luo Binghe's dick for almost ten minutes now...? He should definitely say something, right? Maybe this is his chance! Or maybe he should wait and see what Shizun does next? Should he try a line? Something suave? Ask if he wants to see it! Shizun can absolutely see Binghe's dick if he wants to! No wait, but what if Shizun is planning on making a move and he ruins it by being impatient? He should wait and see where this is going.

...How long is it going to take, though...?

Luo Binghe's brain frazzles between trying to decide if he should make a move or prepare to be receptive towards one, or maybe check and make sure his dick hasn't turned into tentacle or something without him noticing, while Shen Qingqiu slooowly (very slowly) begins to realize that yes, he has been staring at Luo Binghe's dick while lost in thought for such a long time that now it's weird. It's definitely weird. He should look away now, at once, except now if he stops staring at Binghe's dick it's going to end whatever stalemate this is and he's probably going to have to explain why he was ogling it in the first place, and he definitely cannot explain anything, so he just keeps staring while furiously trying to think of a non-gay explanation for why he's now glaring intensely at Luo Binghe's crotch.

...He can't think of anything. Oh god. This is a disaster. Luo Binghe is going to kill him for being a perve!

(Good luck, Binghe.)