sometimes i wonder about him~🎃

I genuinely have no idea how people can stomach beer. Like, it tastes like wet bread. If I want to get drunk, give me a fruity little cocktail. Just some liquor smothered in fruit and soda like God intended. 😤

all my characters like whiskey because it is the only valid alcoholic beverage. thank you. 

Maison Martin Margiela défilé collection artisanal scarf made from beer towels

A/W 1994

It's getting hot as shit over here. I hate it

I love how pissy she looks without the sunglasses, lmao

Fasching with König

Because today is Faschingsdienstag, I just had to write something for him on that day! Today is the only day I can post this, afterwards I'll have to wait over a year again! Fasching is an Austrian holiday that is essentially the last day before fasting for 40 days, so people go all out with food and drinks and festivities, they even dress up in costumes! It's not nearly as fancy as what some other countries have, but it's tradition! Besides, who am I to say no to a Krapfen with König!

Mentions of alcohol, but König is Austrian, so what did you expect?

First off, he hates going to the city during that “holiday”, there are far too many people, the crowds are way too big and it’s too loud for his liking as well. The only reason he’s taking you to the city on that day is so you can experience more of Austria with him. At least that’s what he tells you, in reality he just really wants to go eat a Langos or two and drink a few beers. No one would judge him for that on Fasching, there are crazier bastards out there than him. He’s never been a fan of Fasching, not even when he was a kid. The only reason he looked forward to that day was because he could go home from school earlier than usual. But other than that Fasching had always irritated him. He was never one for playing dress up either.

He couldn’t say he was surprised when you came up to him, demanding for the two of you to dress up as something. The most König would do on his own would be to put on a pair of bee feelers on top of his head, but he would never consider putting on a full costume. Not only was there a chance people would stare at him, but he’d feel awkward as well. Besides, which place would actually sell a costume in his size? Not a common one. You’d need to be a bit annoying for him to put on more than just bee feelers. He’s more willing to play dress up with you as long as you put on something as well, though, even if it still wouldn’t be anything too fancy. If he can find one, he might put on a Winnie the Pooh onesie, but only because it’s somewhat comfortable, somewhat warm and because there are weirder people than him out there.

He’d hate seeing the Faschingsumzug, but he’d tolerate it just for you so you can see all the wagons together and comment on all the costumes. The music is far too loud, there are people surrounding him on every side and he still hasn’t had a single drink yet. Tragic. You might wanna hold onto his arm before you’re being swept away by the crowds. Although König usually isn't one for PDA, in this case he’d prefer to keep you close. It keeps him a bit calmer and you’re not getting lost in a city or town you barely know. You can drag him around all you want, though, he’ll comply, even if he might roll his eyes a bit whenever you wanna go take a closer look at some of the other costumes and wagons. However, get ready to be dragged to one of the nearest stands for a few Langos. They’re not amazing, nothing special in the slightest, but they’re not bad either. He’ll pay for them, naturally. You can choose between a regular Langos, a Toast Langos or even a Käsekrainer Langos. König will likely have eaten all three due to his massive appetite, but you’re more than welcome to take a bite out of them as well.

Once it’s finally getting a bit later and the masses are starting to disperse, that’s when König will be a bit less grumpy. He gets to finally go to a bar with you and drink to his heart's content, his highlight of the day. You can drink whatever you want, from soda to Pago, from Spritzer to Jägermeister, he’ll always go for a few beers. While he might seem a bit grumpy at first, once he’s had his first beer he’s a bit more cheerful, König just really hates big crowds. However, he got to spend another day with you, which is all he could ever want. While you’re sitting at the bar he might take out a few Krapfen for the both of you to enjoy as well. Might joke about getting some Heringsschmaus with you the next day, even if you don’t like fish. It’s tradition, it’s part of the Faschingszeit, but that doesn’t mean he’s a big fan of it either. No, he much prefers the Krapfen you can eat during Fasching. Not big on fasting, he loves beer and meat too much to give up either of those things and won’t even do so if you ask him to. He’s a simple man, he knows what he wants and he knows what he likes. You can pry his Schweinsbraten from his cold dead hands, and even then he’d put up a fight.

Although König loves spending time with you, he will be glad once Fasching is over and once you finally voice the thought of going home. He’s tired from all the people and the alcohol makes this situation only slightly better. Even so, despite all of that, he’s looking forward to the next holiday, proper or not, he can spend with you. Due to him having drunk some beers, he’ll likely stay in bed a bit longer the next day. A perfect opportunity to snuggle up to him for a bit. Afterwards you can discuss what you would like to eat together.

Impressive detail level packed into that Emerald PFP. I dunno if she'd want to *advertise* the 5-fingered discount occupation in a groupchat, but maybe Neo supplements their hauls with game tournament prizes. Also morbidly curious how deep Yang's officer ball headcanons go.

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Mike hated Steve. Steve, with his perfect hair and perfectly ironed clothes. Steve, who drank beer after beer and was the King of Hawkins. Steve, who somehow seduced Eddie and stole him away from Mike.

Mike wanted Eddie all to himself. He didn't want to share him with Steve, especially not Steve. He wanted Eddie, so Eddie can teach him to be "cooler" as Mike always put it.

Mike thought that if he was cooler then Will would want to be friends again. But until then, he needs his Cool Lessons, but he can't have them because Steve fucking Harrington is shoving Eddie into walls every five minutes to make out with him

poacher’s dream

bo sinclair x afab!reader

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Everything is HAVE YOU SEEN ME? and yellow police tape and you are the girl on the milk carton and the face on the flier, and there’s nowhere to go unless you’d like to disappear into the fuzz of the television.

Bo’s just trying to watch a little TV and you keep distracting him.

cw’s: dubious consent, stockholm syndrome, explicit sexual content, rough oral sex, female reader, gendered anatomy, second person, alcohol, inanimate object porn, blowjobs, hair-pulling, dirty talk, degradation, slut shaming, pet names, bites and bruises, possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, little bit of a praise kink, canon-typical violence

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genuinely really frustrating that people will like. choose to accept the age mistake made in assassin as canon for deathbringer when it actively contradicts older material. like. sorry idk if this is me being unfair here but genuinely like. why would you think it's intentional when deathbringer is described in main series as maybe a year or two older than glory at most, and can canonically not be any older than 9 due to stated timeline facts in the main series.

like. I get not liking glorybringer, i really do. no ship is for everyone. hell, even if assassin specifically makes you feel weird about it, so be it, to each their own. i can undertsnad that too. and yes, the glorybringer fans who think the age gap are canon are also in the wrong. they're being really gross, i don't think it's necessary to disclaim that, that feels given, but like... that only comes to my point still of like, i really don't understand taking a spin-off as canon over the main series. i don't really understand prioritizing later content as canon as opposed to the main work over spin-off as canon. why should a spin-off take jurisdiction just cuz it's newer? i feel like the older the canon is, the more likely it is the newer stuff will make mistakes. to me, in the case of a contradiction, the main series should be taken to? a spin-off is meant to supplement the main series, so shouldn't it only supplement canon that doesn't contradict?

like also, i get being frustrated it isn't fixed, but also. like. i obviously have not worked with a publisher before, but if I was writing for fucking scholastic books, no matter how well fucking beloved my series was, I don't know if I could risk being like "hey. can you pull my books from shelves and e-stores for me so that I can edit one line?" Like. I really don't think there's any reality in which I can make a corporation agree to that kind of thing, no matter what that one line may fuck up about my main story. like it's not even the only mistake she makes in the winglets. she calls deathbringer a rainwing in the flip book, but we're not hailing that as canon in retrospect, right? I don't know. I think it's unfair to presume that she's choosing not to fix it as opposed to it being an improbable to downright impossible thing to ask of a publisher. like yes tui is an incredibly successful author but i really don't know if we can presume she has that much actual sway on her publisher.

it's just really exhausting as a deathbringer enjoyer to feel like if I want to talk about and enjoy his character, and yes, that includes context given in the assassin winglet once you ignore the timeline error, i feel like I constantlyyy have to be saying "yes I think the timeline error is an error. no i don't think deathbringer is 13." like. every time i bring him up. i'm a riptide fan I'm used to it but also it's sooooo tiring to go into a character tag for a guy i like and be swamped with hatred for him and it's so much worse for deathbringer than riptide because in the deathbringer tag I have to deal with being actively accused of excusing gross shit for liking him instead of people just saying that my blorbo is boring.

some of my favourite kinds of cycling photgraphy are the shots of riders ascending stupidly steep mountainside or the gnarliest stretch of cobbles you've ever seen, faces pulled into grimaces as they push their well-trained bodies to the absolute limit and then the spectators on the side of the road are either losing their shit cheering them on their way or five pints deep on a long afternoon having the absolute time of their lives

This is it, we got the best item in Feel Less!

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i think it’s important that regardless of who you ship billy with that max is like “ewwwww grosssssss” not bc she’s a hater or homophobe or whatever but because wanting to kiss billy instantly makes you a weirdo loser with bad taste in her brain bc ew. billy. gross.

i can tell a fic is written by a fourteen year old when the characters are straight up sipping spirits from the bottle and not even grimacing like. dear fourteen year olds that is pyschopath behaviour i need you all to learn this.

It's Freddy's gotcha day and I was feeling festive. However, I was also feeling tired, so I baked a cake, but I did it using the "can of soda plus box of cake mix" idea that's been going 'round.

My ingredients were simple: one box of chocolate cake mix from Dollar Tree, one bottle of Coke from the supermarket (expensive, but cheaper than buying an eight- or twelve-pack I don't want), and 3 tablespoons of instant espresso that I swiped when I moved out of my stepmother's house. (She hates coffee, don't worry about it.)

The espresso was to counter the fact that the second ingredient in both the mix and the soda is sugar.

First I mixed the espresso powder into the cake mix, then I poured in the Coke. It foamed up in a quite interesting way at first, but that dissipated as soon as I started mixing.

Once everything was mixed together I poured it into a parchment-lined pan and baked it according to the instructions on the mix box.

The cake came out cracked and flat. It did not rise very much.

Once it cooled off enough, I tried some. The cake is hard to cut. It's sticky (because of all the sugar) but crumbly (because nothing is really holding it together).

I guess you could call it light, in that there's nothing very substantial about it. But since there's no fat, it really doesn't have much flavor. I can barely taste the chocolate and can't taste the Coke at all. The espresso comes through, though.

I guess this recipe is good for someone who can't eat eggs. I will just stick to regular cake.

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