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sirartwork · 12 hours
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So how'd you fumble your baddie?
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By being a stupid fuckup with no job who couldn't stop smoking weed, along with a few other glaring personality flaws.
I'm sober with a day-job now. Trying to get my money and the rest of my head right but it's annoyingly slow goings.
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sleepis4theweak · 2 days
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A couple months ago I was in class and we were doing a serious analysis of a really depressing story and my teacher was explaining something and said, "So then he died. Womp womp." AND IT HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY
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tastelikechili · 19 hours
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EXCUSE ME, SIR???
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I hate correcting customers who call me ma'am and miss and honey over the phone, because only about 30 percent of the time do they apologize and start calling me sir, while 70 percent of the time they double down assuming I was trans and continue misgendering me on purpose to show how little respect they have for me as a human being. "Thank you, MISS."
I'm a cis man, for the record.
Whenever I correct someone and they keep it up, I simply refuse service. "Oh, I'm sorry, we're completeley booked up the day you wanted. Yeah, no, we're booked up on your backup dates too. Looks like our next opening isn't until, hmm, mid-November. Oh, but it doesn't have enough beds for your party. We could probably fit you in around New Years, but you'd have to change rooms every day. You might wanna try [more expensive motel] a few blocks north of us, they might have vacancies. Have a good day."
I've been able to dodge what few complaints we've gotten so far because they all tell my boss that they just spoke to a very nasty woman, and she has no idea who they're talking about. "You must have dialed the wrong number, because I'm the only woman here, and I didn't talk to you." That PISSES THEM OFF, and she doesn't understand why they respond with "well we've been staying there for years, but we're never coming back." They think she's protecting me, an afab trans man, and are disgusted by it, but from her perspective they're just crazy people who are complaining about made up bullshit; it doesn't even cross her mind that they're talking about me. Why would it?
My boss is like 70 or 75, and was a Republican until 2016. It's never come up in conversation, but something tells me she wouldn't exactly be a trans ally. I'm in a weird position here, and it's hilarious.
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charlie-mae666 · 1 month
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When two switches get together and try n out sub each other 🥵
When two switches get together and try n out dom each other 🥵🥵🥵
When two switches get together and exchange sub/dom every few minutes 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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crewdlydrawn · 6 months
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S I R.
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talesfromtreatment · 8 months
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The video I thought I was getting: Tumbleweed about to start chattering at the birds
The video I got: Tumbleweed launching himself headfirst into the window in a truly glorious leap showing an amazing amount of coordination for a CH cat
He's okay, but I bet this is how he broke his canine tooth.
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FFS
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nopecho · 7 months
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IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS?????
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I feel like my mind is exploding.
Whitney?? A good father?? Sir????
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catre33 · 3 months
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the fact that Percy Jackson as an individual has just chugged gallons of respect women juice throughout his lifetime
Literal gallons
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sirartwork · 6 days
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I wish I had a big dick, like a horse big dick
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birdsofanarchy · 3 months
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My favorite part of the new Percy Jackson show is whenever percabeth is percabething Grover is committed to being the funniest bitch in the show with his side quests
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as-i-watch · 1 year
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Losing my goddamned mind
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valninja · 1 year
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“Then keep me instead... I’d love to see your nation.”
“You can’t come down there in that.”
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jayceart · 2 years
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Book 3 was so wild everyone was having such a bad day and then they're just-
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loki-for-hire · 5 months
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A Concerned Friend // Loki 02.06
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cutter-kirby · 1 year
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he’s a babygirl he’s a failwife he’s a losercore dumbass and he’s the most love-filled man to ever exist
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