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hi hiii hi hii :3
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I realise i shouldn't do drunk asks or else i start bugging people with cheese focused asks or instilling paranoia in 50 year old catcalling ihoan landscapers
I’m literally high reading this 😳
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What if they invented a specific kinda cheese specifically for mice i know that cheese is a stereotyically mouse coded cartoon snack but what if there was specifically made for a mouse cheese like how you can get chocolate for dogs because normal chocolate is poisonous for dogs but i know cheese is probably not poison for mice
but a kind of cheese you buy with feeding mice in mind
The world could be a dream
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who up high and thinking about their partner 🥺
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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He was trying to make sure you could be horny on main and still get paid. The hero we needed not the hero we deserved.
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Updated an older image I made since I remembered the massive document that leaked a while back. (It's directed at TERFs, if it wasn't obvious enough.)
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pls i can’t stop laughing over this
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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time
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they should add turn-based strategy to grocery shopping
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daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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