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obae-me · 17 days

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Hello, and welcome to another installment of niche content containing another mash of my two special interests. Written out of boredom at the airport. Today's edition, fueled with my excitement of being able to go to none other than Miku Expo 2024, I give:

The Brothers As My Favorite Vocaloid Songs!

Yes, I know, please, quell your excitement. I know everyone was waiting for this one. I will take no criticisms or judgments, only enthusiastic additions.

Warning: While nothing stated in this post needs a full content warning, if anyone decides to look up these songs, many songs themselves have plenty of individual warnings, so please search with caution.

Lucifer:

Now, the song I think he'd actually enjoy listening to is Daughter of Evil. It's got tragedy behind it, the song is a bit more classical/waltzy, exactly the kind of thing he likes. However based off his vibes alone, I'm gonna say Honey I'm Home. Mostly because I love Ghost and Pals but also because religious trauma. And I know other people agree with me because I've seen fanart of it.

Mammon:

I think Mammon would listen to Sand Planet. Oo, or Bring it On. Do I have a detailed explanation as to why? Not really in so many words, but it just seems like something he'd listen to, I feel it in my bones. I will not be taking any questions. Now the song I think he embodies? Wildcard. I mean, the whole motif is about playing cards, it's upbeat and fast paced and I love it and I love Kasane Teto even more.

Levi:

I will physically fight anyone who doesn't think Levi listens to Rolling Girl at least once a day (I won't actually fight anyone but I feel very strongly on this matter). It helps him get through hard times but it also makes him cry. Which...same, Levi, same. But if Leviathan were to be a song itself, I'd have to pass it over to Volt Tackle by Deco*27. Pokémon, talking about fighting and struggling at first to capture someone's love? Oo, or Digital Girl. It's got him written all over it. (Or if I want to be sad, give him Anthropophobia)

Satan:

See, Satan is hard because I never know if I envision him listening to heavy metal or if he prefers soft melodies. And, I mean, I know he can like more than one genre at once, but picking THE song I think he'd listen to is hard... but if I'm going off of what I like as well as gut instinct... Abstract Nonsense. Now, selected off his character, I'd have to pick Hikari Yo. It's just very emotional and desperate and the poor demon boi is like that on the inside quite a lot. WAIT or Pathalogical Facade! Oo, lots of options for Good Ol Satan.

Asmo:

Easy, he'd love Gimmie×Gimmie and I don't think I need any further explanation on this opinion. I actually think Asmo would unironically like a lot of vocaloid songs, personally. And as for his songification, I handpick Aishite, Aishite, Aishite. And I know there's a lot of different people's interpretations to this song and everything and people get very... I guess territorial when it comes to this song (at least from specific corners I've seen) but it makes sense to me. It's a really popular song and it's hauntingly beautiful and it's about wanting to be loved and adored and this is MY post so I can say whatever I want about it.

Beel:

Beel is another one that's hard for me to pin down... I think his music taste (joke not intended) is rather eclectic. He probably actually has no real preference other than more upbeat songs to make it easier to work out to. In which case I get to pick whatever I wish. For him I would make him listen to Happy Halloween. I don't care what time of year it is, it's cute and upbeat and about getting treats and it's one of my favorite songs ever. Now one to embody him?... Goodness that's even harder. I would love to say Appetite of a People Pleaser, but Beel's not a people pleaser... I actually don't know! Maybe I am a sham of a fan. I am open to suggestions for my baby Beel.

Belphie:

You know I have to pick Tokyo Teddy Bear. This mans is too edgy not to listen to it all too often. Plus, it's a classic. And, you know I have to make this all even sadder by giving him the song Error. Because I like to make myself cry. And Belphie needs a good cry, let's be honest with ourselves.

I'm also going to add the Distortanist as an honorable mention for unhinged Lesson 16 Belphie.

#legitimately so worried about posting this for some reason #oh my god #but im gonna do it anyway #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me headcanons

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equizona · 3 years

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Note: Since my ask box is empty, I decided to write this idea. I thought it would be an interesting approach. If you guys would like to see the dateables then tell me! (ALSO MY ASK BOX IS OPEN!)

Scenario: Obey Me! where the MC is a character in an otome game.

Fandom(s): Obey Me!

Character(s): Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor,

Warning(s): Light angst?

Lucifer[Avatar of Pride]

He probably just passed by Leviathan when he was playing the game, and your design caught his attention.

He refuses to let ANYONE know he plays the game, and his fondness of a fictional character will be taken to his grave.

He has ALL of your cards, no exceptions on the rule, and he's quite proud about it.

He probably has your set outfit be a more formal one? If there is a card where you're dressed in more formal setting that would probably be his favorite too.

Acts like he has no idea who you are whenever any of his brothers talk about you.

Surprisingly, none of his brothers know that he plays the game. Satan is a tiny bit suspicious because of his detective skills, but nothing is confirmed.

He's rich as shit so he has no problem using real money on special items for you, and if there's any items that give special dialog he WILL get his hands on it no matter what it takes, trust me.

Won't be able to answer any calls he gets from you all the time, but whenever he does he'll just relax to the sound if your voice.

Will give donations to whoever is your voice actor don't testhim—

Mammon[Avatar of Greed]

He likes to pretend that he isn't your fan but everyone can see right through him–

Will never miss any of your phone calls, they are the light of his life, like, seriously.

Will use actual money to get you the items, he just wants you to be happy.

Whenever you give him an item he goes over the moon, giving his phone this super cute giddy smile.

Whenever he gets an action during the surprise guests wrong he wants to cry, he doesn't want you to get angry at him.

Will get lots of items that are themed around you, and will probably grab anything he sees that holds even the slightest resemblance to you.

If you have a theme song then it is 100% his ringtone, no that is not up for debate.

Whenever he gets sad he'll play a phone call and just listen to your voice.

Leviathan[Avatar of Envy]

Ah yes, the king of being a fictional character simp.

He's the one who found the game, which set in motion the action of everyone adoring you.

You think he likes the lord of shadows? Henry? Ruri-chan? If so, then I don't want to tell you how bad he's got it for you.

He has ALL of your cards, haste highest level of your intimacy, knows all of your dialog by heart by now.

He has all merch that is even remotely related to you, and your theme song would also be his ringtone and alarm.

He cosplays you for sure.

Has a body pillow that he would bring to prom no questions asked.

Is your number 1 fan, and he gets involved with anything that is involved with you.

Will not stands any slander on your name and has only positive things to say about you.

Sometimes gets super sad that you aren't real but he'll get over it the next time he gets a phone call from you.

Satan[Avatar of Wrath]

Honestly he was not ready to end up liking a dating game so much, but here he is.

He'll just kind of have you on the screen on his phone while he reads aloud wishing that you were real–

Whenever he gets upset or angry he'll take his phone out and see if there's anything related to you that he can do to calm down.

Really likes playing the events and is always super excited to see what the next one will be about.

Get's super angry each time someone other than you is a surprise guest, it just really passes him off for some reason?

Will suck up every single detail about yourself that is given to him, he knows your character better than the writers do at this point.

If your character likes books he's even happier!

Has a suspicion that Lucifer knows and likes your character but he can't confirm anything.. yet.

He's getting there don't worry, and he'll be telling you every step on that plan–

Asmodeus[Avatar of Lust]

He doesn't have as much as Leviathan does, but he has have some of your merchandise.

Definitely has a keychain of you on his phone. He isn't embarrassed, he likes your character almost as much as he likes himself!

Because of him the game has a way bigger fandom than it used to do, many wanting to know what got the Asmodeus so hooked.

He defiantly paints his nails themed around you, as well as his make-up. coming up with fun designs on both make-up looks and his nails themed around you is his favorite thing ever.

If he sees any outfit of your character that he really likes he will get it!

Bases some of his outfits on you as well!

Likes to make jewelry and other accessories that would fit your aesthetic too!

Whenever he's doing his beauty routine he'll either be talking about random things to his phone with you and the screen, or he'll be listening to a phone call or a theme song.

Beelzebub[Avatar Gluttony]

Sweet boy probably only downloaded the game when he realized that three of his siblings(Levi, Satan and Asmo, they are the only ones brave enough to show how much they like you) enjoyed the game and he wanted something to talk to them about!

He didn't really know which character his siblings liked but he immediately took a liking to you.

He spends real money to get food for you to eat since he doesn't want you to be hungry.

Listents to your phone-calls while he eats or before a game so that he can hype himself up.

Sometimes likes to play music while he works out and your song is on ALL OF HIS PLAYLISTS–

When he realized that you were his brothers favorite character too, he was super excited, listening to all of Levi's rants about you.

Since Asmo dles everyone's nails he might sometime ask him to make his nails a bit different and theme them around you.

Whenever he can't sleep or has had a nightmare, he'll try and refrain from eating everything in the kitchen and instead opens the app to talk with you.

Belphegor[Avatar of Sloth]

Remembers Leviathan talking about you and the game, and since he was feeling really fucking lonely in the attic he downloaded it and gave it a try.

Your character was a huge comfort to him, especially since he remembered that Beel liked your character as well.

If your character is human it might have helped him calm down from his hatred a tiny bit. Not a lot, but a bit.

Will talk about the stars with you whenever he can, even if he knows you can't actually hear him.

Will listen to your phonecalls or songs whenever he goes to sleep, which is quite often lmao.

He has really good luck and somehow has all of your really rare cards!

He's super smug about that.

He doesn't level a lot of your cards up though, since he's too lazy to actually focus a lot on the story line. He mainly likes your character from what he's seen in chats.

When content with you starts running low he'll just quickly go through some seasons so that he can have comfort from you–

You made him feel a lot less lonely when he was in the attic

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obeymedreams · 3 years

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Sweet as You

Author’s notes: I’m salty that the event will not give me Lucifer and Luke’s card so instead I’m replacing it with sweet headcanons about the essence of the datables’ kisses and what chocolates you’d give, plus a little bit about how you and Luke teamed up to make them!

Content warning: food, chocolate, candy

Length: 2.4 K

Lucifer

You make a coffee bonbon for Lucifer. The shell is dark chocolate with two streaks of colour painted on—one in your favourite colour and another in his. The filling is an espresso ganache that highlights the bitterness of chocolate and coffee while ensuring the bonbon is never too sweet

Lucifer is both impressed with the flavour and the obvious care you’ve put into crafting this confection. He offers to prepare some drinks so you two can enjoy the chocolate together

Kissing Lucifer is being swept up in each other. It feels like passing by each other in castle walls, then hiding behind pillar to exchange impassioned kisses and whispers of love. The world might be continuing around you, but in that moment only the two of you matter

Lucifer feels clarity when kissing you. Everything else melts away and all that is left is the feeling of your lips and the warmth of your love. Your kisses contain an oasis and Lucifer finally feels like he can relax

Mammon

Mammon gets a fancy gold leaf bonbon that has a glossy shine. And to his delight you’ve gifted him liquor chocolate filled with an expensive Demonus that’s all the rage lately

Naturally, Mammon enjoys the chocolates because they’re fancy. However, the real reason he adores them is that they are proof that, to you, he is someone worth splurging on in both effort and money

Kisses with Mammon are messy and unexpected yet both of you feel like you’ve waited forever for this. The first taste of you isn’t enough, and Mammon becomes addicted pretty quickly. It’s a rush, like betting on a rolling dice or a flip of a card while on a winning streak. He feels like he’s losing all good sense yet so sure this is the right decision

His love for you is neither neat nor compartmentalized and neither are his kisses. It’s bubbling affection that he just can’t contain anymore. No matter how many lies he verbalizes, the blush on his visage and the way he greedily steals kiss after kiss says enough

Levi

You craft a chocolate treat based of a scene in TSL! There was a cute scene between Henry and the Lord of the Shadows where they eat chocolates, sharing one last sweet moment before having to part. You decide to recreate it by creating milk chocolate bonbons with a salted caramel filling, making sure to use a mold which creates the right shape!

Levi is floored. He knows EXACTLY which scene these chocolates are from, down to the page and line numbers. He simply gawks for a while and then proceeds to basically have a photoshoot. When he finally takes a bite, you can see the way his face lights up and it’s worth all the effort

Kisses with Levi are an adventure with ups and downs, bumps in the road, but a treasure chest at the end. When you first kiss him, he’s a blushing mess with brain working overtime to suppress his fight or flight instinct. But in spite of himself, Levi leans in and trusts you because no one treats him with this tenderness

His world is still small, aside from his brothers and Lotan, everything he loves could probably be contained in his room. But your kisses expand his horizons and maybe he thinks it’d be worth it to explore the world a little more, even if it leaves him vulnerable

Satan

You make Satan a combination of brigadeiros and mint discs for Valentine’s day! He enjoys that you’ve made chocolate confections but veered outside the classic bonbons. Satan likes the soft and chewy textures of the brigadeiros in contrast with the crunchy sprinkles and the unique texture of sugared mint atop dark chocolate discs

Satan happily opens the box of chocolate. He admires them for a bit and compliments you on their appearance before popping one in his mouth. He feels both loved and a little smug, Satan knows a bit about chocolate confections, enough that he’s certain you’ve put quite a bit of effort into this, which makes it all the more sweet

Lay on compliments about how he’s just as sweet as the chocolate, perhaps referencing a book he’s reading, and how all that work was worth it for his sake and you might get him blushing

Kisses with Satan are like browsing a library—the nostalgic smell of old books combined with excitement of discovering new worlds contained in pages. You’ve had more kisses with Satan than you can count, but even with that familiarity, you feel like you’re uncovering something new each time your lips meet

Asmo

Asmo knows the value of appearance so you ensure your chocolates look just as good as they taste. You make white chocolate disc in the shape of hearts and adorn them with sugared petals. Additionally, you create passionfruit bonbons with cute heart indents which look picture perfect.

Asmo takes a selfie with you while you each hold a chocolate confection. Sweets for your sweetheart!~ It’s cute.

But then you bring up how you chose passionfruit for its refreshing taste, so its easy to continually eat the chocolates, because just like the bonbons you’ll never get sick of him! It’s such a small detail but it warms his heart and suddenly you’re trapped in a hug

Asmo’s kisses don’t neatly fit into any single category. He is sweet, masterful and practiced, playful and lets you take the lead, but he is always sincere in his affection to you. Kisses are one of many ways to reaffirm your love

His kisses are like eating an assorted box of chocolates. One kiss is light and flirty, the next is sensual and stroking desire, then another which is teasing and light while interspersed with giggles. Yet all of them leave you with a sweet feeling

Beel

You make Beel a big pile of semi-sweet chocolate bark with variety of toppings, one has freeze dried raspberries, another has almonds, some use hellfire peppers, it’s a whole buffet

Beel plants a kiss on your forehead and thanks you so much for the gift! He begins to dig in to the treats you’ve made and has an endearing content grin the entire time he wolfs the chocolate down. He does his best to remember to offer you a bite too!

Many of Beel’s kisses start off as innocent fondness and true devotion. He loves you and you can feel it in the way he holds you close to him and devours all the affection you give.

But many of his kisses turn hungry, because he can never get enough of you, the taste of your lips, your sweet moans, the way your hands roam, the puffs of hot breaths, they all never fail to leave him wanting more. His kisses feel satisfying and fulfilling, because you get to indulge to your heart’s content

Belphie

You make Belphie coconut oil chocolates! They’re so easy to eat, he doesn’t even need to chew. You have to be careful to not melt them when making and handle the individual morsels, but it’s worth it all in the end

You surprise him by popping the chocolate into his mouth! You’re lucky he trusts you, if it was anyone else he’d probably have spit it out. It’s easy to bite through and melts to spread a pleasant chocolate taste across his mouth.

Probably muttered something under his breath, but he makes sure to thank you for the gift too, even if he is a little blasé about it. At least these ones aren’t dusty

Belphie’s kisses are lazy little things with missed lips and little laughs, huffs of air, and that smirk that makes you want to kiss him stupid until he can’t pretend to be relaxed. Random pecks in the morning, between naps, before bed, but if you ever ask why, the answer is “just because”

Occasionally your kisses are salvation and desperation. No life, no relationship, no person is without turbulence. Your hot breaths prove you’re alive and breathing, the love your pour into him as your lips meet prove he is worthy of affection, and he doesn’t intend to let go

Diavolo

You make Diavolo white chocolate matcha bonbons! The inside is filled with a smooth matcha ganache that’s a brilliant shade of green. The shells are painted with the rough silhouette of your favourite flower. The matcha flavour helps balance out the sweetness of the white chocolate, making a delicious treat

Diavolo is delighted by the gift and compliments the taste! But he also enjoys the story that goes with it when you tell him your thought process, how matcha has become popular across the world in the human realm, and what human traditions are attached to the gifting of chocolates

He’s already plotting what he wants to give you in return, but for now he’ll enjoy your heart felt confection while making sure to give you a piece

Kisses with Diavolo are like fireworks. No matter how many times you see them, they never lose their brilliance. Even if they aren’t always in the sky, they bring you joy each time you see their bright colours and sparkling streaks

Diavolo intends to indulge you in kisses. Even the short ones, before meetings, after class, the domesticity tickles his heart. But Diavolo’s preference leans to long kisses where the two of you meld together. Everything is you, your unique scent, the way his name leaves your mouth, the way you hold onto him, your taste alone makes him want to dive deeper

And why stop at one kiss? He should have another for good measure, maybe two, three, four—well now there’s no point counting so you might as well continue

Barbatos

You make strawberry shortcake inspired chocolates for Barbatos. The bonbon shell is made with ruby chocolate with the filling consisting of whipped white chocolate ganache and strawberry preserves.

The several components merge together to make a sweet dessert and Barbatos appreciates how you use the novel ruby cocoa. Barbatos out of everyone knows how much work must have gone to create these bonbons and makes sure to both savour it and compliment you

Kisses with Barbatos are like sharing a secret. You get special access to a gateway into him, and in these kisses you create a special place just for the two of you

His kisses are almost dangerously good, you swear kissing didn’t always feel this good. But his intensity, the way it’s only the two of you, the mere privilege it is to have him whisper sweet words between gilded kisses, it makes it worth all the wait

Simeon

You make Simeon earl grey tea truffles! You coat the truffles with milk chocolate to create an easy to hold shell. Then you have stripes of dyed white chocolate — one in your favourite colour and another in his.

Simeon thinks it’s adorable at how your chocolates have become a matching couple item with the coloured stripes. He thinks it’s lovely how you made him tea flavoured chocolate, given how many fond memories the two of you have which centre around a cup of tea

Simeon kisses make you feel treasured. He peppers your face is soft kisses, he cups your cheek gently, and the adoration in his eyes almost overwhelms your heart

His love is all encompassing and you’ve never felt safer than when you’re in his arms. Beautiful lashes fan his cheeks, contended sighs, and underlying warmth. Simeon feels like home and with his kisses, you’re falling in love again

Solomon

You know Solomon likes cupcakes and poisoned apples so you decide to combine the two! You make him an apple cakepop coated in coloured white chocolate to look like a poisoned apple!

Unlike his cooking, your sweet tastes delicious and leaves the eater happy. You make sure to use granny smith apples to retain some tartness and Solomon happily eats the confection.

Unfortunately, your sweetheart has also made sweets to express his love for you. Don’t let Solomon give you chocolates back or use a trick to dispose of them! It is not romantic to spend the day puking or sick in bed. Or hey, maybe true love is eating it knowing that it spells out nothing less than doom

Kisses with Solomon feel like an exploration. You get to know him bit by bit and each kiss feels like proof he is wiling to vulnerable with you. Some trips result in airy kisses, others feel like rocky days at sea filled with passion and you’re in danger of running out of breath, it’s always an adventure

Sometimes, you swear you can feel his lips form a smug smile. Other times, he approaches you so gently and the touch of hesitancy, like he can’t really believe he got you, makes you want to shower him with enough love to wash away all doubt. He holds you tight, to him you are warmth and intimacy, and he never wants to let go

Bonus: Making Chocolates with Luke

When making chocolates with Luke, it is best to be sweet with him, guide the angel with soft suggestions without sounding like you’re babying him. Generally, Luke is pretty amendable but he can have a stubborn streak if he feels like he has something to prove

He makes for chocolate confections for Barbatos, Simeon, Micheal, Solomon and you! It’s so cute to see him so excited when he thinks about how happy everyone will be when they receive the gift

You two go through many spoons to check if the chocolate is tempered, rapidly tapping the chocolate to see if it has that snap and sighing when it blooms

By the end of it, you two are a mess with chocolate smears on your apron, but you have nice assortment of shiny chocolate sweets

#obey me x reader #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me mammon x reader #obey me levi x reader #obey me asmo x reader #obey me satan x reader #obey me beel x reader #obey me belphie x reader #obey me barbatos x reader #obey me simeon x reader #obey me solomon x reader #obey me luke #obey me luke & reader #lucid dreams #cw.food #cw.chocolate

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princessozera · 4 years

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Devildom Memes and Joke Trends (The Demon Lord Brothers)

Word count: 726

Lucifer

WEEKLY heated debates on whether Diavolo or Lucifer are actually dating. The majority answer changes every week

Secret ‘shippers’ that take photos of them and make shitty fancam edits of them together

Let’s guess how many hours of sleep Lucifer had based on how dark his under eye bags are

On going bets on when he’s going to start hanging up Mammon at RAD too

On going bets on when he’s gonna break and jump off the top of the school or scream from the highest turret

*Literally any 2 random things together* Dang, Diavolo and Lucifer look so cute together 💖💖💖💖

Mammon

Scaring him by imitating Lucifer’s yell (hidden and from a safe distance ofc)

Dropping chocolate coins around him > he puts them in his wallet and sits on them > chocolate covered pants

A whole encoded page that’s the Devildom’s equivalent of Jackass but with Mammon

Black mailing Mammon to do small favors for them or else they’ll show MC that video from that party where he-

Convincing him to do challenges designed to fail, bonus if you convince him with an absurdly low amount of money

Levi

Levi’s rant of the week is a popular hashtag. Levi may not go to school often, or talk to others much, but his voice carries and others can typically hear what topic he’s going off about this week (”What’s a Zombie Apocalypse??”)

Debates on whether or not he has a secret double life as a femboy, eboy, crossdresser, etc, with edits to accompany it.

“I bet if we tried to burn a Ruri-Chan doll it would summon Levi”

Deep fried memes

1001 pictures of him tripping and just staying down

Satan

Everyone trying to convince everyone else that they saw Satan reading smut/porn in public and no one ever believing it

Bets and trying to figure out what was the shittiest book he secretly enjoys, top 3 right now are: Twilight, 50 shades of Grey, or My Immortal

Trying to figure out if he has a fanficiton account and if he writes it

Trying to get him react to things from iconic-ly horrible-questionable fanfictions: “Crucifix nail nipples” ,“Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway” ,“I can’t believe Judy Hopps went through with that abortion😱”

*Takes picture of a random street cat* SMH, Satan needs to watch his kids better

Thousands of edits of Satan as a cat or with cat ears

Garfield Satan

Asmodeus

*takes a picture of random blonde/strawberry blonde human kid* Asmo’s 39,245,172,697,208th child 💖💅😌

Jokes about Asmo being able to teleport because I SWEAR he was just at this party how is he at that one across town already!?

Asmo himself inspires a “Party Punch card” for the more casual partyers and he alone makes up 8 squares with various actions/quotes

Predicting what fashion trend Asmo will start in RAD just because his followers are huge simps

Wearing hideous outfits just to get Asmo’s reaction

Asmo x Regina George edits

Beel

“Beel probably loves putting loads of meat into his mouth “ and a thousand and one ways to reword this innuendo with food

Bets on how much Beel can bench press, for a while they inherited ‘Glomping’ and ‘passing out’ near him to see if he’d catch them. he wouldn’t.

Randomly throwing food at him but he always catches it

Blog dedicated to the weirdest shit they’ve seen Beel eat

A few bets on how long it’ll take him to eat the exchange student

Belphegor

Ongoing tally on how many people he’s stabbed, 17 cases which are unconfirmed

Have started a game on how angry they can get him to see if they can avoid being stabbed

4000+ pictures of the weird places they’ve found him sleeping in public and at RAD, the most popular one being inside a vase near the 3rd floor library entrance, a small flower on his head

Bets on how long it’ll take him to find a way to get a hold of some holy water and go after Diavolo

Tsundere memes

Tons of cow edits, more so than any other brother with their respective animal. No one knows why or where they come from but they are the Devildom’s OG reaction memes

All the brothers

MC X OHSHC brothers edits

Power rangers edits

Literally any group of characters, they get edited in to

((Masterlist))

#Obey Me #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

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obeyme-kaidii · 3 years

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Lesson 43 Summary

Solomon gives everyone food poisoning, and MC spends the day with Mammon.

**SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT**

Mammon comes downstairs for breakfast, complaining about how bright it is outside. As he talks to MC, he realizes that no one else has gotten up yet nor have they prepared any food. He and MC decide to go check on his brothers and see why they are still asleep.

Lucifer is the first one they check on, and they are shocked to find that he is still asleep. Lucifer explains that in the middle of the night he suddenly recalled Solomon’s cooking, and just the memory of it made him extremely ill. Next, Mammon and MC check on Satan, and he passes out in the middle of his complaints regarding Solomon’s cooking. They then head to Beel and Belphie’s room, and Belphie is trying to help Beel who is feeling so sick he doesn’t even want to eat anything. Both decide it’s best to just go back to sleep.

Afterwards, Mammon and MC check on Levi, but he doesn’t even answer them, so they assume he’s still passed out as well. And finally they check on Asmo, who claims to have drunk a “bottle of water” Mammon had brought him from the fridge that he thinks may have actually been something that Solomon prepared. He quickly falls back to sleep as well, upset that he is going to miss the opening of the new Cafe he had heard about.

Mammon and MC are then talking in the halls, and realize they are the only two who haven’t been made ill. They decide that since the refrigerator has clearly been contaminated by things Solomon may have made, that it’s best to just clear it all out and buy new food, as well as some antacids in the hopes they will help with everyone’s stomach pains.

The first place Mammon and MC stop by is “The Angel’s Halo”. They notice that the cafe is still closed, so MC is given the option of making it into a date with Mammon later. Mammon gets very excited about the idea of having a date with MC where he’s not running errands for Lucifer and comments that perhaps he should even thank Solomon.

Mammon explains to MC how in the past, his brothers always take things to extremes when they get sick, but he hopes it won’t come to that since they are in the human world and limited by what they can do. He then pulls out Lucifer’s credit card and announces that it’s what he’s going to use to pay for all the food and medicine he plans on picking up today. He also admits that he may pick up a few things for himself as well while he’s at it.

Mammon finds a nearby deli, and the pair stand in line for food. While waiting, Mammon explains to MC that he’s actually pretty at home in the human world and has a lot of experience coming up there since the witches are always calling him.

He then goes on to explain that he can’t say no to the witches. His explanation is rather vague, and he mentions that they helped with some of his debts, among other things. (Assuming this is a reference to the story told in his The Guardian Demon Devilgram) He then goes on to say that he likes the human realm, and if MC were to ask, he’d stay with them there forever (instead of returning to the Devildom).

MC and Mammon then overhear some customers talking about The Angel’s Halo and how there is a rumor regarding their coffee. It’s said that if you drink their coffee, the person you’re in love with will fall madly in love with you. This catches Mammon’s interest, and he tries to play it cool and tell MC that he’d rather check out the cafe like they had planned instead of just eating at the deli.

As they walk to the cafe, Mammon insists that it’s not because of the coffee. MC is given the option to say that they’d wish he’d fall in love with them instead, and he admits that he is already madly in love with them so it wouldn’t be possible.

Just then, Mammon bumps into someone - and is surprised to find that it’s Luke. Luke is very excited to see MC, and basically ignores Mammon, which only irritates him. Luke explains that Simeon should have contacted MC already, but that they have both been busy “getting ready” for the “grand opening.” He then leads them to The Angel’s Halo cafe, where Simeon is.

Simeon then explains that the cafe is his, and claims that Michael has appointed him and Luke as ambassadors, in a sense, to “coordinate relations between the human world and Celestial Realm.” The cafe is intended to allow them to blend in and interact with the humans so that no one suspects them.

Simeon goes to prepare some food for Mammon and MC, and MC takes the time to explain to Luke about everything that has happened so far in Lessons 41 and 42. Simeon returns and both he and Luke get a good laugh about the fact that MC was hired as a “BABYsitter” for the brothers. Mammon then asks Simeon if he could have a cup of the coffee everyone is talking about.

Mammon explains to Simeon the rumor he heard about the coffee, and this bothers Simeon since he thinks it’s dishonest to draw in customers by such superstitions (but forcing the brothers to be angels was totes ok 👌🏻). When Mammon asks how such a rumor could have gotten started, Simeon guesses that it must have had to do with a stranger he offered a free cup of coffee to one day before they officially opened.

Simeon then explains that he didn’t do anything special and didn’t use his “angel powers” to help the customer. He also explains that he doesn’t have the ability to make humans fall in love (implying that other angels may).

Luke explains that angels are born with their own powers, and all of them are a bit different just like how humans are good at different things. He also shares that angels are assigned a rank based on how good they are at what they can do. Simeon is an archangel, which is essentially a warrior (so I’m assuming his powers are related to that?). Mammon teases Luke about his rank, and Luke explains that he hasn’t been assigned one yet because he’s still too young and is still trying to find out what he’s good at.

Mammon encourages Luke to “try hard” and “go for the top” so that one day he could become a seraph. Luke is embarrassed by Mammon’s teasing, saying that he’s just making fun of him, and insists that he actually wants to be a principality, which Mammon finds even more amusing.

Simeon then changes the subject back to the rumor about the coffee, and explains that he really does want to do something about it, fearing that it might also blow their cover. MC is given the option of suggesting that Mammon help fix it, which he initially objects to (saying we can’t order him around lol, ok sweetie). MC is also allowed to beg Mammon to help, and he quickly caves and agrees to help. Simeon gets a chuckle out of watching Mammon’s interaction with MC, and Luke thinks it’s so gross. 😂

Luke suggests that perhaps the best method of squashing the rumor is to start another, but Simeon is unsure if that would really be effective since there is no guarantee that the new rumor will spread. Mammon makes a comment about how if a couple had gotten into a fight over the coffee then it wouldn’t be so hard to deal with - which gives Simeon the idea of staging a dramatic breakup fight in front of other customers.

Simeon and Luke then suggest that MC and Mammon help them out by playing the pretend fighting couple. Mammon is strongly opposed to this idea, saying he doesn’t want to get into a fight with MC even if it is just pretend. 🥺 After some back and forth with MC, and a bit of jealousy about the idea of MC doing it with anyone else, Mammon finally agrees that he��d rather just do it himself.

Simeon then explains that it would be best if they did a practice run first, just to get a feel for things since they don’t want it to be too scripted and rehearsed. MC starts off the pretend fight with Mammon, who is initially a bit uncomfortable and uncertain if MC is actually acting. He then gets into it, and starts listing off his complaints about MC - basically all revolving around how MC spends time with, and is affectionate to, his brothers.

Watching from the sidelines, Simeon finds it very entertaining, but Luke is starting to grow concerned that Mammon might not actually be acting.

Mammon then finishes up by saying that he can’t take it anymore and wants to breakup. He struggles to maintain his composure and stay “in character”, and he finally breaks down and loudly declares his love for MC and reassures them that he didn’t mean it and would never want to break up with them. 🥺🥺🥺

Simeon of course is not impressed with Mammon’s inability to fake a breakup and calls him useless. 😠

Meanwhile, back at the house (I totally forgot the name, whoops), Lucifer is seen in the kitchen where he encounters Beel. Beel is feeling a bit better after having eaten again, but Lucifer and Asmo are still unwell and Levi is still not answering his door.

Beel mentions that Satan is actually in the library. Beel explains that it looked like he was searching desperately for a book, which Lucifer thinks is very odd considering how they are all feeling. He decides to head over there to check on Satan, suspicious of what he could be up to.

In the library, Satan is trying to find a spell book that contains a curse for transferring one’s physical pain to someone they hate. Lucifer overhears his plans, and threatens Satan with consequences. And Satan counters that since he’s a demon he now has to do it, simply because Lucifer told him not to.

Later, Satan joins Beel in the living room and he’s feeling much better. Satan suggests that they both head to the cafe together. Beel agrees, and then tells Satan not to pick on Lucifer so much. Satan points out that despite being a demon Beel still cares a great deal about his family, and Beel counters that Satan is the same way even if he won’t admit to it.

Back at the cafe, Mammon and MC are now helping Simeon and Luke out. The grand opening has them extremely busy, and since they weren’t able to stage the fake breakup, they are being put to work waiting tables and manning the register.

Satan and Beel then enter the cafe, and are surprised to find Luke and Simeon there (as well as MC and Mammon). They explain that they are both feeling better, and Simeon informs them that now that they are, he’s not going to let them get away and insists they help out too.

Beel is put on dishwashing duty, and is crying about how hungry he is. Mammon is mildly annoyed at how well Satan is blending in, and then turns to MC and asks if they want to sneak away since Satan and Beel are helping and things have slowed down a bit. MC forces him to stay though (which is totally lame, I wanted to sneak away with him. 🤷🏻‍♀️).

That evening, everyone has returned home and they are all exhausted. Beel is all smiles now because he enjoyed the sandwiches that Simeon had given them as thanks.

Satan remarks that he was surprised to find Simeon and Luke in the human realm. Mammon explains how they mentioned that Michael had ordered them here, which Satan thinks is really strange. He states that that’s the sort of job for “dominions” - not angels like Luke and Simeon. He theorizes that Michael might actually have something else planned.

MC then asks about Michael. Mammon says he thinks he’s like a demon masquerading as an angel, and that when they were still angels, he often cruelly punished Mammon. He also goes on to say that Michael is a lot like Lucifer. Satan says that while the two didn’t look similar - describing them as polar opposites - they actually behaved a lot like twins. Mammon also explains that he was obsessed with Lucifer, and Satan shares that he thinks it's because Lucifer was someone who Michael idolized and wished he could be more like.

Then, Beel comments that he feels rain, but they are all inside. When they look up, they realize that it’s not rain they are feeling, but a water leak in the ceiling - coming from Asmo’s bathroom.

Favorite Scenes -

A date with Mammon

Newlyweds

Mammon and the butcher

Mammon’s domestic dream

Where Mammon wants to stay

The coffee rumor

Falling madly in love

Simeon’s cafe

Angels and their powers

Asking Mammon for help

Fake breakup scene 1

Fake breakup scene 2

Fake breakup scene 3 (aka Mammon’s true feelings)

Simeon’s smile

Satan’s suspicions

About Michael

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me spoilers #obey me lesson 43 spoilers #obey me lesson 43 #obey me lesson 43 summary #obey me lesson summary

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joonie-beanie · 4 years

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Until The End

Pairing: Belphie x Bean

Genre: Angst

Words: 1,848

Anyway I got wrecked by this song last weekend, and I wanted to write some angst based off of it.

So :’) Here we are.

TW: Mentions of death

Despite their near-immortality, their strength, and status--the seven brothers are not infallible.

They are not beings who have been blessed with the perfect lives. They have strife, and experience pain just like anyone else.

Bean is aware of this, of course. She is aware of their pasts--of the moments they shy away from talking about. She understands their heartbreak, just as she accepts her own. But sometimes, it’s easy to overlook just how affected even demons can be by their trauma.

“LILTH!”

The scream is distant, and muffled. For a moment, Bean thinks it’s a part of her dream--her hazy mind gently floating back into the realm of reality. Then, the house shakes--a crash in the distance, and more muffled yelling--and Bean knows she’s not dreaming.

She sits up in bed, heart hammering. Her room is dark, and her eyes catch the dimly lit screen of her DDD.

3:42AM.

Flinging her covers away, she hurries out of bed and stumbles across the room--blindly reaching for the door knob. She manages to find it after a few seconds, and when she steps out into the hall, more yelling reaches her ears.

“Belphie, calm down! It was just a dream!”

Beel, she realizes, scared at the desperate tone of his voice. Her brain recalls the faint scream, and she finally connects the dots--realizing that the familiar voice had been none other than Belphegor.

“No! Fuck off, Beel!”

She rounds the end of the hall, meeting Satan at the junction. They share a look, and hurry towards the twins room together. As they near, Bean can see Lucifer already standing just outside the bedroom--a distraught Beel taking up the doorframe beside him.

“Belphegor, you’re causing a scene. Calm down. You were having a nightmare,” the eldest brother speaks, arms crossed, and eyes narrowed. In front of him, Belphegor is hunched--horns sprouting from his head, and his tail whipping side to side agitatedly.

“A nightmare?!” he speaks with a hiss--anger dripping from his every word. “More like a living hell! Our sister is dead because of you, bastard!”

“Belphie…,” Beel mumbles, frowning. The youngest brother’s eyes slide to his twin, his pupils no more than slits.

“You know I’m right! Everything is Lucifer’s fault!”

“That’s not true,” Beel says, squaring his shoulders. He takes a breath, staring at Belphie. “You need to calm down. You’re not thinking rationally.”

“Oh, fuck off, all of you,” he laughs--dark, and far from amused. “Have you forgotten that our sister is fucking dead?! All of you sit around and act like she never existed! She was our sister! Why aren’t you fucking upset?!”

“Of course we’re upset about it,” Satan speaks up, catching the seventh brother’s attention. However, Belphie is clearly not interested in listening. Turning on his heel, he begins stalking up the hall.

Bean’s heart aches. She can feel the anger and sadness rolling off of him in waves, and it doesn’t feel right to let him leave like this. Not when she knows how much he’s likely hurting.

Even if it was just a nightmare--even if the events afflicting Belphie had happened hundreds of years ago--that doesn’t make them hurt any less. And she understands that.

“I’m going after him,” she says, hurrying forward. The Avatar of Sloth has already disappeared deeper into the house, but she has a feeling that she knows where he’s going.

Yet, when she brushes past Lucifer, he catches her wrist.

“You shouldn’t go near him right now.”

“He needs someone,” she argues, frowning.

“He might hurt you…,” Beel mumbles, hands held to his chest nervously. His gaze finds her, concern written all over him, and she musters the most reassuring smile she can manage.

“He won’t.”

With that, she tugs herself from Lucifer’s grasp and chases after Belphie. Even if they’re no longer in the same vicinity, she can feel how distraught he is through their pact mark. The sensation makes her feel sick to her stomach, and she rushes to find him.

After many twists and turns, she reaches the stairway to the attic.

Her throat knots, but she ignores it, and starts her way up.

With each step, her chest tightens. It gets harder to breathe--like she’s about to be crushed from the amount of sadness rolling through her.

She realizes the emotions aren’t her own, but Belphie’s. Yet, that doesn’t make them any more bearable.

By the time she reaches the door to the attic, tears have welled in her eyes.

The floorboards creak as she steps inside, and Belphie--crumbled in front of the bed, with his hands tearing at his hair--jumps at the sound. His eyes find her, tear tracks on his cheeks, and a snarl on his face.

He looks ready to fight whoever has appeared until he realizes that it’s her.

“Go away,” he says instead.

Bean remains standing just inside the doorway. She smiles at him sorrowfully, hugging her arms in front of her.

“I don’t want to.”

“I’ll make you.”

“Can I come sit with you?”

“Did you not hear what I just said?” he hisses, glaring. Bean sighs.

“Please. I won’t make you talk. I just want to be here.”

Belphie clenches his jaw--debates using his magic to shove her out, and lock the door--but he doesn’t. Instead, he turns his gaze away, and stays silent.

Bean waits a few seconds, and then hesitantly walks forward. She seats herself on the floor beside him--not touching, but close enough that her presence is known. Belphie’s labored, angry breathing reaches her ears, and she leans back against the mattress, taking a deep breath.

She says nothing, and true to her word, doesn’t try to make him talk. She simply stays beside him--calm. Present.

After a few minutes of silence, when Belphie’s angry huffs have subsided, his purple gaze turns to look at her. He regards Bean silently, trying to be annoyed with her, but the emotion feels forced.

No, he doesn’t hate her for being here. He can’t. Not when all he wants to do right now is lay in her lap and cry like a child.

He swallows down the urge.

“I don’t get it,” he says. Bean cracks open an eye, glancing over at him.

“Why aren’t they as affected as me? Why aren’t they upset?”

“Everyone processes their emotions differently,” she responds. Belphie frowns.

“Then why am I the one acting like a fucking kid about it? How come they treat me like I’m insane for acting like...like this?”

“You’re not acting like a kid,” she responds, turning herself to face him. “You’re acting like you’re a person who is experiencing grief. And your brothers aren’t trying to diminish your feelings, they just...they want to help.”

“Telling me to calm down hardly helps.”

“Well you and I both know that,” she responds with a bit of sarcasm, eyes creasing happily when she sees Belphie’s lips twitch into a ghost of a smile.

“But their intention was good, I’m sure.”

The room falls into silence. Belphie leans over and rests his head on her shoulder--his horns fading from his head.

“Go away,” he says. Bean cocks an eyebrow.

“Says the boy leaning on my shoulder.”

“Well don’t point that out,” he responds in a grumble, sounding offended, and Bean can’t help but giggle. He smiles at the sound, but it fades after a few moments.

He sighs--heavy.

“I’m tired of missing her.”

“I know,” she says, leaning her head atop his. “Unfortunately, it’s hard to stop missing someone.”

“I know,” he mumbles. Bean sighs, stifling the memories of her own loss as they well up in her chest.

“You’re allowed to be sad, you know. You don’t have to keep it all in. You can talk about Lilith--to both me, and your brothers. I’m sure they’d love to reminisce about her with you”

“Yeah...”

Belphie slips his head off of her shoulder--sliding down onto her lap. Bean breathes a laugh, crossing her legs, and letting him get comfortable. Once he has repositioned himself to suit his needs, Bean lifts a hand and gently pets it through his hair.

“You okay?”

There’s a pause. Belphie’s voice comes out quiet. Broken sounding.

“Just...let me be like this.”

“Of course,” she says.

The two fall into a comfortable silence--Bean continuing to card her fingers through his soft locks. As the minutes pass, sleep begins to overtake her once more. Her tired eyes fall to the demon in her lap, and without thinking, her lips part.

Her voice comes out as barely more than a whisper--the melody of her words carried by the silence of the night, and stretching beyond the room.

“Time falls away

But pain always finds a way to stay.”

Beyond the doorway, there’s the soft pitter-patter of feet on the staircase. Six demons appear on the step to the attic a moment later, their gazes finding Bean, and their brother--huddled in front of the bed.

Already half asleep, Bean doesn’t notice them.

“The tears that you’ve cried

Will find a tree to water

But only when you’re stronger

I promise, I’ll be here until the end.”

Atop her lap--falling back into a slumber--tears fall from Belphie’s closed eyes.

“I promise, I’ll be here until the end…”

Her voice fades off, head drooping as exhaustion takes over, but the brothers don’t miss the shiny droplets that fall from her lashes--landing atop Belphie’s hair, where her hand has gone still.

“Shit--,” Mammon bites out, turning his head away. The others can see his shoulder shake--hear the way his breath catches as he fights off tears--and, truly a family despite it all, the others follow in his lead.

Before long, none of them can stop the sadness that has risen in their chests--the memories that have surfaced in their heads. One by one, tears well in their eyes. Asmo buries his face into Satan’s shoulder, while Beel takes to hugging a sniffling Levi and a hiccuping Mammon.

Lucifer remains where he stands, his crimson gaze falling upon Bean, and Belphie. His eyes ache--mimicking the ache of his heart--but no tears fall.

Sighing--the sound thick with burden--he steps into the room. He makes his way over to the sleeping pair, kneeling down beside Bean. His lips press to her hair for a few long seconds.

The words he wants to say catch in his throat.

After a moment, he leans back and stands. Using his magic, he gently maneuvers the two onto the spacious bed, and drapes the covers over them once they’re settled.

His crimson gaze lingers on the peaceful scene--one littered with heartbreak.

“Let’s let them rest,” he says, turning on his heel and striding from the room. He pats his brothers on their shoulders on his way out--starting down the staircase without waiting for them to follow.

For the rest of the night, Belphie sleeps peacefully in Beans arms.

#Bean #obey me mc #obey me fic #belphie #belphie fic #belphie angst #fic #hahaha they're all fucked up over lilith's death still isn't that fun #:))))))) *silent pain*

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devildom-dedicated-daydreams · 4 years

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Hiiii ☺️ I saw your requests are open and I was wondering if you would consider writing this one. The devilgram’s story for Lucifer’s card in the last event is based on the fact that MC pretends to be his s/o to make his fans go away (even though they actually get tougher in the end). I would really like like it if you wrote about a female MC genuinely being in love with Lucifer when he makes the proposal. You can choose wether to make it more angsty of fluffy. Thank you so much 😊

A/N: Sorry for the late post! Please enjoy.

By the way, to those unaware of this specific event card, basically Lucifer has problems with his fans and asks the MC to act as his lover to ward them off. I forgot how it originally ended though and what it was named ... Do pardon this old lady T.T

***

You shouldn’t have agreed to this. But when did you ever say no to Lucifer?

“Will you do it?” You recalled his face, full of expectation, and his hand waiting for you. What else was there to do?

From the first moment you saw him you knew you liked him, and then with each passing day after that your feelings became deeper and more troublesome. Lucifer was a demon and one of the most powerful figures in Devildom too, so you had no choice but to bury your infatuation. You were “family” and as long as you could stand by his side that was fine.

So when he asked you to act as his lover “to ward off the pests” as Barbatos had eloquently put it, you agreed almost immediately. You wanted to help him in any way you could.

“Is something bothering you?” Lucifer asked.

You’ve spent the last twelve days glued to each other’s side and right now he was escorting you to your classroom.

You smiled at him, “I’m fine.”

“… It’s no use lying to a demon, unless I’m Mammon it won’t work.”

You chuckled, feeling a little bad for Mammon. “I’m not lying,” you said as you looked down on your linked arms. “I was just thinking.”

Lucifer was quiet, waiting for you to explain.

“Am I really helping?” You asked him.

“If you’re asking if the number of pes–people that ambush me has diminished ever since you started pretending to be my lover, then I can safely say that it has. Though there are still some persistent exceptions, don’t worry. Most lower level demons are fickle. They’ll get tired eventually”

And by then … would you two still need to pretend?

When you reached the classroom, the remaining students left in the hallways did not even bother to try and be discreet as they watched you two.

As always, Lucifer performed his role as “the perfect boyfriend” flawlessly. With smooth movements, he unhooked your arms, took your hand, bowed, and brought your knuckles to his lips.

“Have a nice day, my dear.” He murmured, looking up at me through half-lidded eyes.

And he complains about being popular, you thought bitterly.

“Enough!” Belphegor and Asmo burst through the door and then pulled you away from Lucifer.

“Don’t you have classes? Just leave already!” Belphegor demanded while Asmo made a shooing motion with his hand.

“Lately, it seems like my brothers have become more brazen,” said Lucifer. He wore a smile but the air around him was dead-cold. But just as his two brothers began to hide behind me, he looked at me expectantly. “Well, good luck with school. I’ll see you later.” And with that, he left.

The endless harassment from the brothers and piercing glares from jealous classmates ended with the booming lunch bell. You sprinted out the room before Belphie or Asmo could grab hold of you (Belphie was still recovering from his nap and Asmo was flirting with everyone).

Lucifer usually ate lunch alone or with Diavolo while discussing student council matters, and you didn’t want to eat at the cafeteria where other people would continue to bother you.

You hurried to the roof where you sealed the doors using an enchanted brooch. (It was a gift from Solomon, why he would give you one in the first place was a mystery though. But he did say that it was “to protect oneself from thirsty demon brothers at night” whatever that meant.)

“That’s a nice piece of jewelry, human.” Growled a voice from behind you. You shivered but calmed down when he started to chuckle.

“Not funny, Satan! I thought you were an actual thug.”

“I’m sorry,” he said, but his grin said otherwise.

“Why’re you even here?”

“I was here first, I should be asking you that.”

“I needed a break.”

Satan sat on a bench and patted the space next to him. “It’s hard being Lucifer’s ‘lover’, huh?”

You decided to ignore his reluctant use of the word ‘lover’ and seated yourself by his side. “A little … ”

“Don’t sugarcoat it. No more than a week and even that stupid Mammon could tell you’re worn out.”

“I look that bad, huh?” You giggled, self-consciously brushing your hands over the circles of your eyes.

Satan hummed as he patted your wrists away from your face.

“A-anyway, did you have lunch yet?” You unfolded your handkerchief over your lap and laid your lunch box on it.

“Unfortunately, Beel managed to get his hands on my lunch this morning so I haven’t eaten anything since breakfast–what’s the matter?”

You had shut your lunch box close a split second after opening it. “Nothing. Looks like Beel ate mine too.” You began wrapping the box in clumsy speed, but Satan snatched it away from you.

“If that was the case then why the constipated face?”

You frowned. The resident detective had a way with words.

Satan rose to his feet before you could retrieve your pack and lifted the tin. Not even taking his narrowed eyes off the container, he growled, “This isn’t the first time this happened, correct?”

You gulped down a lump in your throat but found yourself unable to answer.

Clicking his tongue, Satan’s entire body shone green and when the light vanished you found him in his demon form. He was holding onto the container with such force you could see cracks in the plastic. Thinking fast, you slid yourself in front of him to block his view of the door.

“Get out of my way, [MC].”

You shook your head. “Not until you calm down.”

“I’ve been staying calm for weeks now. I bit my tongue when you started dating Lucifer and I turned a blind eye when the incidents started because you never brought it up, but I can see that that was a mistake on my part. You’ve only gotten thinner and more tired. Not to mention, this?” He slammed the lunch box on the ground, cracking both the container and the concrete floor. The contents–tiny centipedes and rotten lizard eggs spilled by your feet.

“Satan–”

“Don’t tell me to stand down when you’re being treated like this.”

“Satan,” you repeated more firmly, forcing him to look at you. “I’m angry, too, but nothing good will come out of acting petty. As a human representative, I don’t want to cause unnecessary trouble.” Times like this you were amazed at the similarities between teenage demons and teenage humans. Actually, these petty harassments resembled cliche manga tropes more than anything. The situation was almost amusing.

“No threat has been made to my life, these bullies will eventually get tired,” you insisted.

Satan watched you silently, then he transformed. You were shocked with how fast he complied.

“Don’t look at me like that,” he sighed. He flicked his wrist and the lunchbox flew back on his palm, with the less-than-appetizing contents securely locked inside. “If it’s you, I’ll listen. So when you change your mind–”

“I’ll rush to you for help.” Not wanting to raise suspicion, you then quickly added, “After I go to my boyfriend, of course.” You reached for the lunchbox.

Satan’s hands covered your own.

“Satan?”

He had a far-off look in his eye as he continued to stare at your hands.

“Hey … once you get tired of Lucifer, how about becoming mine?”

“Huh?”

“I won’t let anyone bully you and I’ll always eat lunch with you, so what do you say?”

This was getting awkward. Thank goodness your D.D.D. rang before the silence dragged on.

You pulled back your arms. “Don’t even joke about that,” you tried to sound lighthearted but the trembling in your voice only made the air more awkward, so you unsealed the door and ran down the stairs.

Lately, all the brothers were acting weird. Mammon only spoke in canine growling and camped inside your room before Lucifer kicked him out, Beel would pile his own food on your plate, Asmo insisted on sending you expensive clothes and accessories, Levi now physically dragged you into his room to play games instead of just texting like he usually does, and Belphie was often found passed out near your bedroom or Lucifer’s. Now it was Satan’s bad sense of humor.

You thought you knew these boys…

With a sigh, you answered your D.D.D.

“Hello, dear.”

The awkwardness from the earlier conversation with Satan has completely vanished with the sound of Lucifer’s voice.

“H-hi, Lucifer!” That came out louder than expected.

He chuckled and you had to grab the handrail to keep your free hand from smacking your face.

“Did you have lunch yet?”

“Huh? Oh … not yet.” You decided to tell the truth because Lucifer had a knack for figuring out whether you’ve had a proper meal or not. It probably came with being the eldest of eight children.

“My meeting with Diavolo finished earlier than expected. Do you want to eat at the cafeteria?”

“Yes, of course!” You dork, you thought.

Lucifer laughed again, probably aware of your blushing face.

“All right. I’ll pick you up–”

“No, I’ll go to you please wait for me. The cafeteria is probably less crowded now so you go ahead and save us a seat.”

“I’ll see you then.”

You put away your D.D.D. and skipped several steps down the stairs. This wasn’t the first time you would be eating with Lucifer (and only with him) but you get giddy each time.

“Look at this one acting like a kid.”

A horrible voice spoke out of nowhere as you hopped down.

“You don’t deserve Lucifer.”

“You deserve a lesson.”

Before you could move, an invisible force pushed your back and you tumbled downward.

***

“This is getting ridiculous, aren’t you the boyfriend?” Who was that? Oh, it was Mammon. You thought Lucifer had banned him from your bedroom. But wait, who’s he talking to?

“[MC] keeps losing weight and not in a good way. Do you even understand what’s going on?” It was Asmo’s.

“Shut up, all of you. You’re gonna wake [MC] with all your racket.” Huh, it was rare to hear Belphie getting worked up.

Your head was aching and it took a full minute before you realized you were half-asleep.

As if knowing that you were more or less aware, a familiar hand caressed your face and a deep voice called your name.

After a few seconds of struggling, you opened your eyes and found Lucifer hovering over you.

Is this what Snow White felt when she woke to that kiss? He didn’t kiss me but still … Seeing someone this beautiful would bring the saddest soul back from the grave. I don’t care what happens next, please just stay like this with me …

You had begun fangirling before you realized it.

“Your nose is bleeding.” Lucifer produced a handkerchief from his breast pocket and pressed it gently on your nose.

“Is that so … ” Whatever, you could die right now and it would be all right. Suddenly, your peaceful daze was broken by the sudden uproar from the rest of the brothers.

“What the hell! Gross, you guys are gross!”

“Stop acting like a couple in front of us!”

“You make me sick, happy normies are the worst!”

“Shut up, all of you,” Lucifer commanded, still holding the handkerchief on your face.

The brothers did quiet down but they still shook with rage.

“Hey,” Mammon muttered lowly, “who did this to you?”

You held the handkerchief on your own but Lucifer didn’t pull away from you. “I honestly don’t know. I was hop–walking down the stairs when I heard random voices. The voices were … how do I put this … muddled? Like multiple voices from different people were put on top of each other.”

“What did they say?”

“Nothing much. Just the textbook Mean Girl stuff.” When met with silent, confused gazes, you explained, “You know basic insults like: ‘you’re acting like a kid’ and ‘you deserve a lesson’ or something like that.”

“And you didn’t see anyone?”

You shook your head.

The brothers exchanged worried glances. Lucifer sighed, “It will take a while but we will find who did this, don’t worry.”

You grinned. “I’m not.” You really weren’t. You live with these seven demon brothers and even stood against a raging Lucifer twice. The harassments from Lucifer fans were cute in comparison.

You then realized that all eyes were on you. You shrunk back in your bed, suddenly feeling self-conscious. “What is it?”

“Hey … ” Mammon started, “Why don’t you two just break up?”

Your mood made a 180 and you jumped up, but before you could speak, Satan cut you off, “You said not to worry because there weren’t any risky events, but today’s incident is proof that Lucifer’s fans won’t stop unless you’re other dead or broken up.”

“I agree, besides it’s not a big deal, right?” Belphie said. “After all you two were just pretending.”

How did they find out?

As if reading your mind, Asmo answered, “We had an argument while the doctor treated you, Lucifer was forced to confess.” He turned to Lucifer “And since this is Lucifer’s problem, let’s leave him to handle it. Alone. Break up already.”

A chorus of yeah’s and nodding followed from the rest. You clenched your fists and spoke up, “None of this is Lucifer’s fault, I agreed to it!”

“Ha! Knowing Lucifer he didn’t leave room for rejection.” Mammon was being surprisingly logical. However …

“I wouldn’t know, as if I would ever say no to Lucifer!”

Everyone including Lucifer retreated wide-eyed.

“And I appreciate your concern but I can take care of myself, I accepted everything because I didn’t want to be another headache to Lucifer, unlike you guys!” You were talking way too much and way too fast. Head spinning, you rambled on, “If it bothers you all that much, I’ll do something! I’ll go to Solomon and–and ask him for more protection spells and whatever! But don’t ask me to break up with Lucifer because when will I ever get the chance to go on dates and hold hands and walk together and–and I–and I … !” You were too out of breath to continue. And when you finally calmed down you screamed internally and dove under the white blanket of the cot.

Lucifer ordered the others to leave you two alone. Hearing the click of the clinic door, you dreaded of what was to come. You heard him call your name but you remained buried under the blanket.

You prayed to anyone who would listen to split open the ground and swallow you whole. Anything to avoid Lucifer’s disgusted face.

You felt him sit down on the edge of the cot and heard your name again.

“Would you please look at me?”

You shook your head furiously.

“… but it’s always best to look in a person’s eye when conversing, don’t you agree?” Yes. But you were too red and full of shame.

“Hey, [MC] … ” He leaned over your body and his lips pressed against the fabric over your ear, his breath melted your insides with each word, “I like you, too.”

What? Did you hear that right?

“I like you a lot actually, so would it be okay if I asked you to be mine … for real this time?”

Your grip on the blanket loosened. “I … I … hey!” The fabric flopped down on the tiled floor. You then found yourself flipped on your back with Lucifer on top of you.

He was smirking as he grabbed your chin. “As if I’d ever let you say no now.”

#obey me #obey me swd #shall we date #lucifer #lucifer x mc #request #ask #satan x mc #lucifer x reader #satan x reader

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cynergy-laughter · 4 years

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Obey Me! One Master to Abridge Them All! Ep. 4

4. For the Record, T-Pose to Assert Your Pact

It was just a normal, second day for MC... until...

Asmo: PPFFFFTTTBWAAAHAHAHAHA! *gasp* AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Satan: Asmo, can you not laugh so loudly this early in the morning?

Asmo: B-Buhut... Mammon... got tricked... into entering a pact! And with none other than Enn!

Satan: Pffftt!

Asmo: Boy, you think it’s funny too, don’t even try to hide it!

Beel: Mmm, these cockatrice breasts are so crispy, every bite gives me a wonderful crunch.

MC: Is no one gonna tell him that he’s also eating the plate?

Asmo: Don’t tell him, it’s more entertaining that way. But look at you, not even a day in the Devildom and you already snagged a pact with a moron, I bet you feel like a ruler, don’t you, Enn~?

MC: No, I feel exhausted. The whole time after we made the pact, he kept on texting me, and it was basically, “Just so we’re clear, I did it for my credit card. She’s my one true love, you better not come in between us.”

Satan: Ugh, the way he talks about that thing.

Asmo: I wouldn’t be surprised if he imagines making love to it. Gross...

Levi: Imagine? He absolutely does. Headcanon accepted.

Asmo: What does that even mean, Levi...?

————

Asmo: Anywho, Enn, who would you wanna make a pact with next?

MC: ... You want my honest answer?

Asmo:

Satan:

Levi:

Beel: *munching*

MC: I thought not, I wanna pact with Asmo. *flutters eyes*

Asmo: Haha, I mean who wouldn’t? But I wouldn’t with you because I have no intention in entering one with you.

MC: Oh neither do I, I just wanted to see the look on your face when I chucked the Grenade. I checked RAD’s last yearbook, I wanna pact Astaroth. He can get it.

Asmo: *jaw drops to the floor*

Satan & Levi: *snort and bit their lip*

Beel: *eating* Can someone pass me the Poison Oak Maple syrup? I wanna try adding sweet to this savory.

*interview*

Asmo: Enn thinks they’re so funny. Have they even met Astaroth?! Cause he used to be my ex. He is the absolute worst... I may miss him, but I don’t really... and plus what is Enn doing, having sights for my ex?!

MC: I’ll admit, Astaroth is pretty intimidating, but he’s seems cool. Especially for a mid-rank demon. For the record, I just said Astaroth to get under Asmo’s skin... and based on his reaction, I think I just made a pimple start forming on his forehead.

————

Asmo: PSSH PAH PIH PFFTT W-Whatever! He’s not even that hot anyway.

Satan: You sounds like you still caught feelings.

Asmo: Shut up, you sound just as moronic as that poor excuse for a demon Mammo-! *head gets slammed into his bowl of cereal* ACK! MY FACE! What the hell Mammon?!

Mammon: Shouldn’t have been talking smack, Asmo. Don’t forget, I’m still your older brother.

MC: Good morning Mammon.

Mammon: Go to heaven, Enn.

MC: Would have been funnier if you meant heavenn.

Mammon: Whatever, point is, I got my card back from Lucifer. Mammon one, Lucifer nothing, like it should be. Think he’s so smart to put my card in the freezer, he’s such a dad.

Lucifer: *appears behind him, holding a leather belt loop, and he snaps it loudly*

Mammon: ... AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

———— Later ————

MC: *walking down the stairs with Mammon* You ever think that maybe you should practice what you preach?

Mammon: *sniffling, rubbing his butt* “yOu EvEr ThInK tHaT mAyBe YoU sHoUlD pRaCtIcE wHaT yOu PrEaCh?!” S-Shut up, human... preaching ain’t gonna do nothing.

MC: First of all... wow. And second... Enn... my name is Enn.

Mammon: I don’t care, human! I’ll call you whatever I’ll feel like calling you. You’d better watch your back, because if a lesser demon decides to make you his meal, I won’t be there to save you, cause I couldn’t care less! Now out of my way! *goes to stomp down the stairs, bumping MC out of the way*

MC: ... Mammon stay! *voice pulsates through Mammon, making him stand up straight and not move!*

Mammon: A-Ah! What the- I can’t move... You better hope I don’t get out of this huma-... hummm... hu... NB. No! Huuu-better work, everybody give it up for the supremely talented host with the post, dropping lines since birth, life and debuting in the Devildom, give it up for MC NB! *makes air horn noises*

MC: *smiles* That’s better. Next time, just respect my wishes and call me by my name. Now, Mammon, let’s get to class.

————

*walks into class*

MC: With as many demons dancing in this place, you would think that this is was High School Musical: Another Story.

Demon1: Hey, it’s that human who slapped us.

Demon2: I wouldn’t mess with them, I heard Mammon forged a pact with them... imagine what he could do to us, if the human is ballsy enough to slap us...

???: Well, it seems rumors do spread faster than a glorious opening speech. You really have made quite a celebrity out of yourself.

MC: Sebastian from Black Butler?

Diavolo: Easy Barbatos, no need to be shady, I say these rumors are good, it means eyes will be on them at all times, so no one can really truly make a move.

Lucifer: Especially since Mammon is absolute garbage at looking after them.

MC: And a good morning to you all too, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President, and Mr. Chief Secretary. Nice to see you talking about me like I’m not here.

Diavolo: I wanted to congratulate you on such a big accomplishment, and it’s only been your second day. I knew that I chose the right person for the program.

MC: Well, it’s not like a had a choice in the matter, but thank you, Lord Diavolo. And who is this?

Barbatos: I’m Lord Diavolo’s steward, Barbatos. Apologies for not introducing myself immediately.

MC: It’s okay, it’s nice to meet you.

Lucifer: Barbatos is a very smart and powerful demon of many talents. I just wish I could have him as my brother instead of Mammon.

MC: I mean, people tend to keep their talents deep within them, I’m sure it’s the same for Mammon.

Barbatos: I believe there’s a saying in the human world about that, a true wiseman doesn’t flaunt his talents, he keeps them secret.

Lucifer: That may be so, but he, is to put it lightly, an incompetent fool.

MC: Well... looking at all the idiots that make up my world’s population, Mammon is pretty tame and intelligent...

*interview*

MC: Seriously, I used to work retail, someone asked me for Pampers Pull-Ups while I was stocking the baby aisle... lemme say it again, the person asked for Pampers Pull-Ups. That’s the same energy as someone asking for Burger King’s Big Mac. It doesn’t exist. There are Huggies Pull-Ups, and Pampers Easy-Ups, if you are looking specifically for Pampers Pull-Ups, you don’t deserve the right to teach children right from wrong.

————

Diavolo: I also heard that the most stubborn and headstrong child is the cutest.

Lucifer: Diavolo, he is my younger brother, not my child. I think I would have a lot more gray hairs and as Asmo would say a few more lines in my forehead. Stop it.

???1: So you don’t deny that he’s cute. Though the winner of the most stubborn award would most undoubtedly go to you.

???2: And for the record, that’s not a compliment, it’s an insult.

Lucifer: Simeon, can you please tell your little chiweenie to not yip so loudly this early in the school day?

???2: I am NOT A CHIWEENIE!

Diavolo: Enn, these are the two students from the Celestial Realm, in other words, angels. This is Simeon, and his canine companion Luke.

Luke: Diavolo, do not feed into this! I am an angel, not a canine of any sort!

MC: *going over to Simeon fast* Oh thank the heavens, finally some angelic melanin. *shaking Simeon’s hand* it’s so nice to meet you, I’m already a stan, I mean a fan.

Simeon: *chuckles* It’s to meet you Enn, congratulations on your accomplishment, I hope we make friends of each other yet.

Barbatos: We should get going, the first bell is about to sound.

MC: B-But... I wanna hang out with Simeon some more...

Diavolo: All in good time, Enn. I’m glad you’re doing well here on your second day here. Have a good school day.

Lucifer: Even though it should be the other way around... look after Mammon for me, Enn? I thank you.

Simeon: I’ll see you later, Enn.

————

Luke: *stays behind* ...

MC:

Luke:

MC:

Luke:

MC: Can I help you?

Luke: Don’t ever trust a demon, especially not Lucifer.

MC: ... Where I live and grow up, you learn to not really trust anyone, but thanks for the advice, Lassie.

Luke: ARGH! Not you too! *storms off*

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belphie-in-wonderland · 4 years

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Wanted to ramble about somethings i’ve noticed about the bros from the game, since i’m bored. This will probably be long.

Might hit a sensitive topic on Mammon, so heads up.

Lucifer

Very straightforward and prideful (ofc), assumes his role of oldest brother and commands authority from his younger brothers and tends to be aggressive when they do not comply (mostly yelling unless it’s mammon)

As shown in one of his Devilgrams, when his brothers were passed out at a party and Diavolo & Barbatos were nowhere to be seen, Lucifer showed a more joking a loving side to his brothers. He generally cares, but because of his role and status he most likely sees this as a sign of weakness to show those feelings. Diavolo, however seems to be able to catch his more subtle loving gestures to his brothers, where it would seem to others as nothing more than his usual self.

He appears to actually hold a lot of anxiety or worry over his brothers, akin to a mother and her children. As Diavolo stated, when the mc started making pacts with his brothers one by one he was panicking from the fear of them “growing up” and not needing him. Which he showed to mc as aggression.

Is actually really jealous over mc when others are involved and are touching or being close to them. Will start to express this by demanding something of mc (in the case of the race in the paint card, this would be not continuing the race) and he openly expresses his jealousy, though not admitting to it unless called out. His demands can be taken down with acts of affection, to which he’ll calm down and find a common ground.

Hides any feelings of love he might have behind possessiveness. He can’t seem to admit he loves and wants someone to stay by him, so he shows this by showing possession. (IE: the pact thing) He wants greatly to make that pact with you, but he is unwilling to admit being owned by anyone. This is probably another side effect of his deal with Diavolo, the ultimate blow to his pride. But if you don’t kiss him, he actually shows to be pretty hurt (one probably wouldn’t think much of his question, but since it isn’t in his nature to care over such a thing, you can read it as hurting quite a bit)

Actually knows of the fact he’s basically Satan’s father, but treats him like a brother. Only uses that fact to piss off Satan if he feels like it.

When he punishes Beel with a “no dinner tonight” he never means it.

Mammon

Mammon is shown to actually be very loyal to Lucifer and respect him (i’m just going off a screenshot I saw from “The Rulebook” I haven’t really seen the whole story yet) It’s possible Mammon might have worked closely with Lucifer in the Celestial Realm, keeping him together in a way. Most likely why he’s Lucifer’s “favorite”

Mammon most likely has a form of ptsd or extreme anxiety when it comes to witches and this is mostly due to “Maddi” a very powerful witch that tried to force Diavolo to marry her.

Maddi tricked Mammon into going home with her and when he returned to the Devildom he was in tears and he had constant nightmares after his return, moaning in his sleep and even stopped spending money for a while. Considering the context of the story it leads me to believe Mammon might have been taken advantage of by this witch. (The Escorts Devilgram)

Mammon seems to have abandonment issues, even if he wants to admit it or not. It’s the first time he’s felt that way about someone, the first time someone has actually been kind to him and make him laugh. (Least in the devildom) He’s scared to loose that and scared of the mc becoming bored of him.

Mammon is a really caring older brother, but because of his greedy nature it is never acknowledged. The same could be said of his brothers, they act like they hate him by being mean to him, but they actually care a lot about him.

Levi

Has a lot of social anxiety and when in large crowds starts to panic or get overwhelmed.

Actually knows how to dance quite well, even as a duet.

Enjoys playing games with his brothers, tho his use of gaming secrets tend to piss off Satan if he doesn’t know beforehand.

Apparently can summon sea monsters.

Is pretty good when it comes to cliche dating sim based flirting, but when confronted with actual shows of affection he’s red at the face and starts to stutter.

Showing actual care or affection to him will easily earn you a “i love you so much”

When sad, use something from TSL to reassure him.

Almost broke his back trying to lift Beel once

Satan

The fact he’s handsome and has a pretty trusting demeanor when he wants to make it easy for him to deceive others. As belphie said once, his smile had always been a lie until the body switch events happened.

Daddy Issues (Ongoing, but Lessened)

Is actually very caring and affectionate when in love. As the opposite of Lucifer, Satan has no problems showing his affections through kind gestures and even being open with what he wants.

Seems to care more and be more knowledgeable on human traditions than the other brothers. As shown when all the brothers were dismissive of the mc’s sadness over no new years in the devildom, Satan takes mc on a date and organizes a proper New Years meal.

Possessive like Lucifer, but doesn’t show it. It’s hinted that he would very much like to be mc’s “first”

Him and Belphie share a common ground of disliking Lucifer and often team up to troll him.

Hair and eyes are a mirror of Lucifer. Black hair/Red Eyes - Blond Hair/Blue Eyes

Seems to be a lightweight when it comes to alcohol.

Asmo

Likes to fuck™️

Most likely has standards as to who he beds, but because of his nature is seen as very promiscuous.

A heavyweight when it comes to alcohol.

Is an emotional drunk.

Very confused when it comes to caring about someone over himself. He doesn’t know how to react to it, but is most likely frightened of loosing the one person who cares about them for more than his looks.

Has a big ass bathroom.

Has had a pact with Solomon before he came to the Devildom. The two seems to have known each other a while, as Asmo seems to know that Solomon’s food is disgusting, except to Solomon, himself.

Likes pitch-black shortcake from Hell’s kitchen.

Beel

Despite being the 6th brother he seems to be stronger than any of the others physical wise. (Dunno bout Lucifer) And also has speed that compares to Mammon and Lucifer.

Is actually really sweet and caring when it comes to those he loves.

Belphie “being sent to the human world” hurt Beel the most.

Tends to blame himself when something bad happens that he believe he could have stopped if he would have acted beforehand.

Is apparently friends with most of the restaurant chefs and knows a good bit of their secret recipes.

Isn’t allowed to cook much because he “samples” the food to the point it’s all gone, but when under supervision or has his mind set on it he is actually a good cook.

Actually pretty smart.

Works out a lot and seems to have a checklist of things to work on.

Arguments between him and Belphie don’t last long.

As far as the twins of light and darkness goes & based on their beds. Beel is associated with the light & sun.

Is the more affectionate of the twins.

Belphie

Used to really love Lucifer when they first came to the Devildom.

Has a very flat demeanor most of the time.

Has a mutual partnership with Satan because of their dislike of Lucifer.

Is the more “rational” of the twins. He tends to not let things bother him as much as Beel does and if he does have something bothering him he often addresses it eventually.

Relationship is still estranged with Lucifer

As far as the twins of light and darkness goes & based on their beds. Belphie is associated with darkness & the moon.

Has no problems openly flirting with the mc

Choke first, ask questions later

Probably a very good cuddler.

#Obey Me!#Obey Me! Shall We Date?#Obey Me! swd #Obey Me! Lucifer #Obey Me! Mammon #Obey Me! Leviathan #Obey Me! Satan #Obey Me! Asmodeus #Obey Me! Beelzebub #Obey Me! Belphegor

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mammonspeanut · 4 years

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The birthday boy (Asmodeus X reader)

2031 words ~ 8 minute read (female reader)

All he could manage was to sit there, powerful, heavy tears racing down his cheeks, obscuring his vision from the little piece of paper in front of him. Flowing in a never-ending stream, uncontrollable and as dangerous as the Zambezi. Parting his rosy lips to speak, the sounds caught, tangling in his dry throat. Feeling as if he swallowed spikes from a fence, rendering him speechless, he tried to cough up his thoughts. The growing lump in his throat too massive to swallow caused his gaze to drift among the people surrounding him. This couldn’t possibly be true.

Amaryllis: determination and radiant beauty

A few days earlier you had convinced Lucifer and Diavolo to agree to your birthday plans for Asmodeus. You had gathered both men in Lucifer’s study to discuss your plans. Lucifer was skeptical of having nine reckless demons, two odd angles, and a wicked sorcerer in the human realm. His crimson red eyes bore deep holes into you as he ran a hand through his jet black hair. Diavolo, on the other hand, was elated. He finally had a chance and reason to spend some time in the human realm. Nudging Lucifer, he smiled at him with a child-like look on his face, wiggling his eyebrows until Lucifer agreed. It always fascinated you how a man this large and powerful could switch from authorial to guileless with a flick of the wrist.

“Not that, I don’t like the idea, it’s more that I don’t trust my brothers,” he sighed as you headed out of Diavolo’s office together.

Jolting, you felt a pair of gentle hands touch your waist as you were bent over the picnic baskets and bags, checking to see if you had brought everything.

“Don’t worry, I brought everything,” Solomon comforted you with his husky voice, as he turned you towards him noticing your concern.

The large, round hat casting shade onto his porcelain skin, which contrasted strongly with the black outfit he had settled on. Elegance was something he never strived for, yet managed so effortlessly by being comfortable.

“Exactly, I double-checked everything!” Luke exclaimed, flinging himself against you.

You smiled as you noticed him wearing his new outfit, looking even more like a child than before. As he turned around, you looked at Solomon and Simeon, pointing at his outfit. As if they were blaming one another they then pointed at each other before chuckling.

“But,” you began, before being cut off by Simeon chuckling, “Stop thinking this will be magnificent, don’t worry!”

Taking a deep breath, you nodded, it had been a long time since you arranged anything for anyone. Naturally, you desired everything to be perfect, and as you looked at the boys in front of you, you smiled. If anyone did a superb job in helping, they would be the ones. Looking at Simeon, you had to admit, he was bringing 90 vibes into the group with his crop top and skinny jeans, his beauty even putting the avatar of lust in awe.

Behind the two of them, you could see a tall, dark-skinned man waving as he approached you. Excited, you ran over before flinging yourself against him, breathing in his musky scent as you pressed your face into his shirt.

“Hello, there young lady.” Diavolo laughed softly as he pat the top of your head.

“I’m so happy that you both came!” you exclaimed as you let go of Diavolo and then flung your arms around Barbatos.

“We cannot miss out on something like this,” Barbatos answered as he hugged you back.

“Are you trying to tell me you can’t miss out on the mess that is about to happen?” you joked as you swayed side to side with Barbatos, a deep chuckle emitting from him.

“We brought some drinks and more food, just in case.” Diavolo chimed as he held up a gigantic bag.

“You can hand that to Simeon because he knows where the cooler is! The grill is set up as well so you can start if you want to,” you explained, pointing over to the tall angel waving at you.

Magenta lilacs: love and passion

“I didn’t scream!”

“You’re right, you screeched, like a little girl!”

“He’s right, Mammon.”

“It’s okay if you’re scared, but, getting here sometimes scares me too.”

“I am not scared,” Mammon screamed, his voice cracking as he rounded the corner into the park.

“Are you sure it was a smart idea to invite them into the human realm?” Barbatos asked as you all stood, watching the group of brothers approaching.

“To be honest, I think I lost most of my brain cells living with them. I don’t make the best decisions anymore.” you sighed shaking your head before feeling Simeon’s gloved hand on your head.

“You poor thing. You can always move in with us.” he teased, knowing well it was impossible.

From the corner of your eye, you could see an arm extending a drink to you which you thankfully accepted.

“I’m going to need more than one,” you sighed as you watched the brothers tease each other on the way over.

“At least they are blending in with their outfits,” Diavolo said, letting out a hearty laugh before taking a drink from his beer.

“The bar is set very low I see,” Solomon remarked, smirking before toasting his drink with yours. “Good luck,” he added before taking a sip of his drink.

“Happy birthday!” everyone chimed as Asmodeus finally arrived with Lucifer.

“For me?” he asked, surprised as everyone hugged and congratulated him.

A beaming grin plastered on his face as he based himself in the attention he got from everyone. You filled the day with laughter, lengthy conversations, the scent of grilled food, shrill screams of joy, and water guns squirting relentlessly at their targets. Simeon had thankfully brought old throwaway cameras so all events could be documented for the future with a touch of nostalgia with each shutter sound.

As the hours passed, you took Asmodeus by the hand and brought him to a place under a giant blooming weeping willow tree. The golden hour had struck and the warm rays engulfed you a golden hue, complementing both of you very well.

Iris: courage and admiration

“So, Asmo, now it is my turn to give you your present.” you smiled as you picked at the pink velvet ribbon wrapped around the snow-white box.

“Oh, I thought this entire thing was the present.” Asmodeus chirped, surprised that you had gotten him something.

A gust of wind danced among your curls as you looked up at him smiling at you. “It’s nothing special,” you said.

Looking around you watched Beelzebub run after a laughing Luke while Simeon snuck up on Lucifer shooting with his water gun. A loud laugh was heard as he turned around to chase Simeon with his water gun. Barbatos sat on a cover laughing as Satan and Solomon poured water over Diavolo, who stood behind the grill, and Levi was being carried around by Mammon while throwing nuts at Belphegor. Everything seemed so peaceful for the first time in a while. Everything was just normal; serene.

Gazing back at Asmodeus, you gave him a heartfelt smile, handing him the box. You watched as he slowly removed the ribbon, his slender fingers gracefully picking the bow apart. You watched as his fingers gently inspected the white edges of the box, nails perfectly manicured disappearing under the lid as he removed it, handing it to you as to not stain it with the rich green of the grass you both sat in.

His eyes grew wide as it fell upon the content of the shallow box. You gently removed it, placing it upon his precious head.

“A flower crown,” he whispered in awe as he reached up to touch the fragile blossoms now crowning his head.

Vibrant colors complimenting the soft rose tones of his hair, each flower with its own meaning. Asmodeus noticed a small card within the box, reaching for it he was met with your fingers gently yet, jittery wrapping themselves around his hands.

“Before you read the card, I have to tell you something,” you said hesitantly as to not burst out in tears before finishing.

Asmodeus’s face relaxed, his doe eyes glancing into yours as he leaned in. He nodded in silence, awaiting your words.

“Asmodeus, my best friend, my family, my love. I can not find words to express how much I love and cherish you. I cannot thank you enough for what you have done for me and I can not put into words what a wonderful person you are. I don’t want to imagine going without you for one day because you are the highlight. No matter how insecure I may feel or how much I struggle, I know that at some point I’ll feel your arms wrap around me, your soft lips against my cheek, and your voice cooing nothing but sweetness into my ear. You are everything I want in a friend. Not only your dear brothers have naturally become my family over the time I have spent here but, you as well. I cherish every second we spend together, the good and bad,“ you paused, ”I want to not only wish you a happy birthday but, I want to also let you know that no matter what, I do not want to lose you. The flowers in your crown are all lovely flowers that bloom during the month of May, and I feel like all these flowers symbolize what I think and feel about you and who you are. I’m glad to be able to share my birth month with someone as special as you.”

You let his hands go, giving him a chance to reach into the box, retrieving the card. By the time he had begun reading it, everyone had gathered around the both of you, sitting in the grass, enjoying the cool air, and the last rays of sunshine.

Asmodeus’s eyes became damp, suppressing tears welling up as he read the words, words you thought described him best. Words he never heard associated with himself. A sniffle. His heart filled with each word he read. His sight blurry with tears, obscuring his vision from the kind words you thoughtfully picked. Barely able to read the words, he shakily inhaled, trying to continue. Before long, the first tear fell onto the thick blush pink card. He couldn’t believe it. Was he really all this to you?

“He’s crying,” Beel commented as everyone sat in silence waiting eagerly for a response from Asmodeus.

“No... I-I am just so unbelievably happy I have all of you.” Asmodeus sobbed with an enormous smile on his face.

You noticed a familiar click behind you; someone had taken a picture of the precious moment. A moment full of unconditional love for the avatar of lust preserved for eternity.

“Aww, babe.” you sighed, tears now running down your cheeks as you leaned forwards to envelop him in your arms.

“I love you.” you sobbed, pressing a kiss onto his cheek as he wrapped his arms around you.

“I love you too,” he replied letting the card fall into the grass as you both sobbed into each other’s arms.

Freesia: Trust, innocence and friendship

“They are so cute together, don’t you agree?” Simeon whispered as he leaned towards Lucifer.

“They are. Their friendship is remarkably strong.” Lucifer smiled as he nudged Simeon gently with his shoulder.

“This is exactly what I wanted. The entire day is what I meant by bringing the realms together.” Diavolo beamed, handing Lucifer and Simeon a drink.

“I don’t understand why she is so close friends with a demon,” Luke mumbled crossing his arms.

“Want more cake, Luke?” Barbatos asked, handing Luke a plate.

“Bless you Barbatos you are the best!” Luke beamed, earning laughter from Solomon who had followed the conversation.

“He better get his slimy fingers off of her.” Mammon barked before finding a paper plate of cake in his face.

“Eat some cake Mammon.” Beel laughed with a sleeping Belphegor in his lap.

“Well-played Beel.” Satan chuckled, handing Levi his portable charger.

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