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okok, hear me out on this rottmnt leo x reader au idea guys i swear:
Rottmnt separated au where Leo (named Kappa) was raised as the next battle nexus champion n owner (in case anything happens to big mama) by big mama and he had to fight (literally and figuratively) for familial affection and peace his whole life. Then theres Reader who was abandoned by her parents the moment they found out about her ability to see into the future via dreams (which isnt as straightforward as it sounds- her visions span across multiple alternate timelines and they vary in time making it hard to understand and navigate), so they gave their small child to big mama (human version) and lil yn is forced to become a servant bc her powers are ultimately useless.
small yn is basically forced by the other employees to serve Leo bc none of em wanted to. Yn is scared and shy at first but then they kinda become friends (She even names him Leonardo bc its a very characteristic throughout her dreams and she thought it suit him) eventhough he has to hide it in public and pretend he doesnt gaf about the human because the other yokai would make fun of him and call him weak n pick on them. They basically grow up side by side, developing extreme loyalty to each other.
He's prissy and picky and an arrogant brat and hes possessive and caring and would protect yn with his entire being. He had to fight Big Mama for her to stay and not get kicked on the streets, making Big Mama send Leo on field missions as a punishment, making him take Yn with him, purposefully making her dead weight, but he always came out on top.
throughout the years Yn became very introverted and showed her true self only to leo bc that was her one and only safe place. They go on outings in the hidden city and run from the bellboys tryna catch them when BM finds out they snuck out.
The other turtles are all scattered.
Donatello is with Draxum, YN and Leo being the only ones that even call him Donatello. (Drax calls him Purple bc he's horrendous with names). He used to be a full on turtle mutant but because of Draxum training him until he was drained n tired asf there was a lab accident, making him half cyborg. His shell is now replaced with a deadly metal 'shell', one of his eyes is artificial, and eventhough he's trained in multiple weapons, he prefers using technology and working on war weapons making Big Mama and Draxum collaborate. Whenever there's a meeting both BM and Draxum would take their sons with them as 'theyre the succesors and should be there for future reference' though Leo thinks Big Mama wants to have a good image and show Draxum off by dangling something that she took from him right in his face. Well, if Leo's going, that automatically means YN is coming with him; he wont let her out of her periphery, wont make snatching his pet away from him easy for Big Mama. They basically met at those meetings, though they usually sent the younger ones elsewhere while the adults spoke of veery important things. Donatello absolutely hated YN at first bc she was human so him n leo almost fought, but YN, being a little familiar with Donnie from her dreams, started asking Donatello questions to appease him, making Donnie tolerate her (theyre working on extending that tolerance to all of humanity). Leo and Donnie's and Yn's relationship is on thin ice, but it is getting better- they visit don when theyre in the hidden city and help him with gathering materials from the overworld bc Purple wasnt allowed lol Loser. (they snuck him out and showed him the wonders of human tech though, once or twice.) Leo got his mystic weapon from Baron Draxum as a gift (eventhough he actually didnt want to give it. Donnie convinced him to do so because Drax had a fight with Big Mama and 'giving a gift to her son would show your utmost apologies and mend your business partnership') a way to get back into good graces w Big Mama and Draxum. Just business.
Raph (or Beast) is with the Foot Clan. He was raised very lovingly (bc they were prepping him for the shredder armor), and reveres shredder as his god bc while his parents may have 'loved' him, he was at the end of the day, just a tool to help shredder's revival (everyone in the clan thought so about themselves, they were veery cult like). Leo only knows of them bc he spotted them breaking into a mall while he was 'shopping' gifts for YN :3. he found them hilarious so he watched on as they struggled to fit Beast through multiple doors in the mall. The guy was huge, bigger than he was supposed to be. wtf were they feeding him?? Leo ofc records it and shows it to YN and she can deduce the future from her dreams and the way things r going irl and goes like oh shit this is bad lol we're fucked if someone doesnt do anything abt this and leos like will it hurt you? yn: yes. yes leo it will. leo: oh okay dw then yn ill steal it from them hehe. so he trolls the foot clan whenever he can just for funsies (Leo is also slightly insane n arrogant, so being a little shit comes naturally to him). Whilst he was stalking the top execs he comes across a binding ritual for two or more people. He watched and listened as it was explained thru a book. He stole the ritual book and read through it himself, coming up with an idea himself.
He brings the book to YN and tells her he wants to souldbond with her. (their relationship is like: i belong to leo and only leo but we're not dating n vice versa... like kiss alr smh.) A soulbond is an irreversible binding contract between two people, which allows them to communicate their intent just by their thoughts and solidifying their involvement with each other. It can only be broken if one of them dies. Yn agrees and they make the soulbond without any regrets. No one knows about it but Donnie, whose eye had strong mystic receptors iy already. He saw the chains binding the 2 together and gagged the moment he found out what it meant LMAO.
Raphs fighting style are his body and tail only. hes a brute through and through, his older sister is Cass.
Mikey is with Splinter, who felt so guilty of being unable to save mikeys brothers he unintentionally started neglecting Mikey and developed depression. Mikey bless his soul has been doing his best to keep it together and bring his bros together. He doesnt succeed at it very much and only represses his emotions until he cant anymore, and when that happens lets say the city had a few buildings to fix. Mikey stole the Kusari fundo from Draxum, and its his main weapon.
April, who has Mayhem as her pet, is trying to become a journalist, so she's always at the fights, writing stuff down and then publishing them. Her main way of staying safe is Mayhem's portals lol. She's been saved multiple times by Yn begging leo to give her mercy lol. None of the turtles rlly interact w her.
YN is very shy and closed off. She can be very calculative and manipulative if dhe wants to, making her the perfect s/o for leo, who can analyse a situation and come up on top with the best outcome, as well as pull any information out of anyone, violently or not. He needs constant praise. Leo has a short fuse, and Yn is his perfect match, always calming the situation down before it could make leo explode; she knows all his triggers and tells and weaknesses, as does he for her since they yknow, grew up together.
TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS PLEASE
#rise tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt#rottmnt leo x reader#au idea#au in progress#i guess??#might post this on ao3 maybe#ao3#moroneur#i love them so much#they've been living in my head for abt a month#rent free#tmnt#rottmnt separated au#idiot talk#soulbond au
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once again, HI REGRETEVATOR FANDOM!!!
I feel like there has to be an infected au for every fandom :/ I have yet to see one of regretevator….
Yeah I made infected not infected
I have a small story line for it. Lampert finds infecteds Apartment, and he lets him in. After some trying to understand Lampert, because his mouth is torn off, infected finds out it’s his parents that Lampert wants. Soon after they set out to find his parents. Idk, just a little silly. But if you can’t tell by the pictures below, mark and wallter are infected 😒😒
anyways feast on my art‼️‼️‼️
Bive started the infection btw
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Working on the CoD get possessed by the Ancient Beasts AU rn (I have no idea what to call it). So far, Pomegranate Mystic Flour might be my favourite
#cookie run kingdom#crk#crk fanart#art wip#we’re working on it#cookies of darkness#pomegranate cookie#au in progress#but seriously any name ideas?
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okay so I know I said I’d have a post for Monday but stuff happened (nothing bad don’t worry) so this is late and also not what I had planned. but it’s something at least while I’m working on drawing and trying to actually finish a drawing for once in my life
anyways without further ado: more Voltron dragon prince AU shenanigans because that is still very much a thing that I want to do and am going to at least have some “official” art done for at some point in the year.
I only have an idea for Shiro’s design right now, but I have so much more to talk about in this post.
Shiro doesn’t really have a direct parallel to anyone in the dragon prince, but he’s still important (obviously) and he still goes missing. I can’t really say too much about him because of story and plot reasons but there is gonna be Cool Stuff happening. I decided to make him a moon shadow elf because it makes the most sense, and also I just thought he would look cool as one. He’s still engaged to Adam, and he still goes missing with Sam and Matt Holt.
That’s all I can say about Shiro for now, but I still have other characters to talk about.
Adam is going to be playing an active role in this because I want him to and also he won’t fucking die because I think he should live. As a treat.
In this AU, Adam is human. A huge part of his whole deal is that he will be looking for a Shiro and Keith alone because they’re the two most important people in his life and he wants to find them.
Also, Adam and Shiro’s relationship is secret, only Keith knows that they’re together and that’s a huge motivation as to why Adam goes searching for them alone since he’s kinda trapped since he can’t exactly go out and get help finding Shiro and Keith. Anyways, that’s enough about those two, let’s get on to everyone else I’m talking about today
I’m just going to make a quick bullet point list of characters I don’t have much to say on in this post but I still wanna say what their deal is in the AU:
Coran is going to be Opeli (the like, advisor in TDP). He’s the royal adviser, but he also helped raised Lance and Allura. I don’t really have much to say about him other than he will still very much be himself and I love him
Matt is a scholar or something of that type along with his father, and they meet Shiro while doing research and end up befriending him (thank you Aeon for this suggestion your brain is great)
Romelle is going to be the equivalent of Ellis (the kid with the wolf). Also trans Romelle because I am a trans Romelle truther
Veronica is going to be this AUs Amaya but not going to be exactly like her (also, please let me know if you guys think that I should make Veronica deaf like Amaya since I would like having a deaf character in this but idk if it should be her or another side character that would most likely be an OC)
Krolia is going to be missing/MIA
The BoM are going to be the moonshadow elf assassins, but without the whole knowledge or death deal since. I just don’t want them to have that and it’s my AU I get to do what I want
Honerva is dead lol
Zarkon will be Viren
Ezor, Zethrid, Narti and Axca are still Lotor’s Lesbians and I have Several Ideas for them
I still have a lot that I wanna do, like learn how to draw dragons because Whoops I made an AU that has dragons and a lot of them but I don’t know how to draw them, and I have a lot to talk about when it comes to certain decisions I made for this, like Zarkon and Honerva and some things I have in mind for them. This is probably going to be a project that will take a long time to even officially get started because I don’t know how to write but I so desperately want to tell the story I have in mind and have it be enjoyable.
I’ll make another post soon with more in-depth descriptions and ideas for Zarkon, along with something I like to call the “kill-die scale” and also some ideas I am still struggling with
Also as always, thank you to @deuxaeonn for the help, your brain is so good and ik this hasn’t been worked on for a while but still lmao
#Voltron dragon prince AU#sorry this took so long to actually do something else for I have gotten off track with things#voltron#voltron: legendary defender#the dragon prince#VLD TDP AU#AU#au in progress#takashi shirogane#adam vld#did you know that Adam doesn’t have a last name in the show it’s just W#at least I think#I am still doing art for the SK8/VLD AU but it is Taking A While since the brain chemicals are unbalanced#also please give me your thoughts on what I’ve proposed and anything you’d like to see
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The gang! (Aka me looking trough the "Draw your gang" tag.)
I didn't fit ONE IM SORRY- (ill post it on the main.)
#draw your gang#commander cody#katara#technoblade#tommyinnit#kanade yoisaki#avatar the last airbender#sw tcw#project sekai#dream smp#this is very lazy i do know#it was made for my friends but fuck it#the one thats most popular i will redraw#don't worry#au in progress#crossover
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I was working on my AU when I realized something. No matter where I go, my past haunts me.
And yes, this is the AU stuff I was blabbering about. I’m planning on making more stuff about but ✨school✨ and ✨other stuff I should prioritize✨. (Idk if someone before already did this but oh well).
The name of this AU is Timeline: Fracti (oooo it has a colon and a Latin word that was so metal whenever I thought of it).
Like it’s legit them (minus the child sexualization, the robot mechas, etc.)
#art#artwork#doodle#character art#artists on tumblr#pokemon#illustration#professor turo#pokemon violet#original character#professor sada#neon genesis evangelion#au info#au intro#au i guess#au in progress
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Genshin Impact Romantic Killer AU
Because I can!
I recently started watching Romantic Killer and I was doing my usual look through of the VAs (Watching in Japanese this time) and I noticed a few things.
A lot of the VAs I recognized
Most of them were in hoyoverse games (aka most in genshin and 1 in star rail)
I could make an AU out of this
So I've decided to present my Romantic Killer AU to Tumblr
• Hu Tao as Anzu Hoshino (Same Japanese va)
• Alhaitham as Tsukasa Kazuki (Same Japanese va and I noticed that they have similar mannerisms)
• Luka as Junta Hayami (Same Japanese va and they're both sweet and the spotty type)
• Amber as Saki Takamine (Same Japanese va and I feel like Amber could be a really good friend to Hu Tao)
• Paimon as Riri (I mean... come on. Annoying floating thing? It fits!)
I am only halfway through so I will update this with more characters but this is it for now!
#genshin impact au#genshin au#genshin impact#romantic killer#hu tao#alhaitham#luka hsr#amber genshin impact#paimon#anzu hoshino#tsukasa kazuki#kazuki tsukasa#junta hayami#saki takamine#riri#romantic killer au#au in progress#au info
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Is there a tboi AU where the basement (and the other floors) are replacing some bosses/characters with other characters?
I thought of making the au abt something like this but I fear that it has already made
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still working on her.
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alright, I am revealing the meaning behind this symbol
It is the symbol of an oc I am yet to create and the character will go by silver, when I get around to drawing it, it’ll be something from the fnaf sb multiverse so be alert for when it is made
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It’s a little ArchAngel boiii!!! ( ML’s THSC OC )
Instagram: #ThscFacesau
Ownership of au goes to my friend ML aka @ portable_ml on instagram
I’m the co-creator and co-developer of this AU with them :]!
Context: THSC Faces!AU is basically an exploration of Charles Calvin’s past via ML’s Au canon ver. + Dosed with a creative dash of Mythological aspects which comes into play as ML themself really fancies the concepts of Mythology and the beauty and interesting matters that revolves around the subject. ✨
Please feel free to go visit our Instagram pages for more content if you’re interested! XD
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More dumb doodles of that dhmis x helluva boss au
This is what I have so far for characters
Blitzø- Duck
Stolas Goetia- Red Guy
Stella Goetia- Fax Machine (I'll think up a name for her or something 🤷)
Moxxie- Yellow Guy
Millie- Claire
Octavia- Either Unemployed Brenden or Trash Can
Verosika Mayday- Special one
Lemme know who else I should make!
#Dhmis au#dhmis fanart#tw helluva boss#helluva boss au#duck dhmis#yellow guy dhmis#claire dhmis#Fax Machine dhmis#Au in progress
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some of the ideas for my Voltron (Klance centric because You Know What I Am) Dragon Prince AU!
there might be some changes to designs later, but I’m trying to bled stuff when possible and still make it read as what i want them to be, so yeah.
when assigning characters for this, I’m having a bit of a rough time because I have so many ideas that could work for different things but a lot of them have issues.
I could make Allura take Ezran’s role (she wouldn’t be him, a lot would be changed) OR i could make her take claudia’s role. I think both would be fun but I’m leaning more towards Allura in Ezran’s place for a couple of reasons that i can’t quite articulate, and also because I really REALLY want to have Lotor.
If I have Lotor, I think he would be really good in claudia’s role, not her because they are different characters but I think he would be a good fit for that role too. But then who would I make Viren? Should it be Haggar (viren has dark magic, she has her whole thing with quintessence)? And would I have a Soren or would I put Lotor’s generals instead? And who wouod Aavaros be?
And then come the other paladins: who would they be and how would they fit?
I already know that I absolutely NEED to have the other paladins in here to some extent because while this is a Klance centric AU, I want this to be like an actual AU and not just shoving Klance into some roles and calling it a day.
I could make Hunk that baker guy, but should I make his role bigger than it is in TDP? I have a few ideas on what I could do, but I am not a writer for a reason
And Pidge is someone I have a hard time placing. I have no idea where to put her in this. I could make up a role for her in this universe that has no parallel to anyone in TDP, but I’m not too sure.
And as for Shiro, I do want him to be important here. At least in the sense of the plot (that i have not figured out yet). Maybe he would be turned into a coin? And then the team would have to find him and free him somehow? I think that could work but again, I am NOT a writer for a reason.
Anyways, those are some of my 1:30 am ramblings over this AU that came to me in a dream a while ago, I am open to suggestions and ideas!!!
#voltron#voltron: legendary defender#art wip#the dragon prince#The Dragon Prince AU#Voltron Dragon Prince AU#lance mcclain#keith kogane#fanart#digital art#AU in progress#wip#like this is beginning stages of this#I have so many ideas that are super fragmented#another thing if allura takes ezran’s place: the mice could be bait#also if lotor is claudia i can make his white hair a plot point#i’m thinking that maybe the BOM are the moonshadow elf assassins#again#so many ideas
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Incorrect quotes , MY FAVORITE! (kill me.)
(From a generator)
Techno: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Kanade: Why?
Techno: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Cody.
Kanade: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Techno: Kanade, you have opened my eyes.
Techno: Katara, you need to calm down.
Katara, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
Cody: I’m going to hell.
Techno: Probably.
Cody: I'll pick you up?
Techno: nodding Carpool.
Tommy: Can I have some?
Cody, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
Cody, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Katara: …What does that even mean?!
Techno: Katara, what do you value about Tommy?
Katara: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…
Tommy: That’s how I know they’re fresh!
Kanade: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Tommy: Milfs.
Cody: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Kanade: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Katara: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Katara: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Cody: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Kanade: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Kanade: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Katara: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Tommy: What? No! It isn't!
Katara: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Cody: Katara…
Katara: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Cody: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Katara: KANADE, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Kanade: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Tommy: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Cody: Y'all are dumbasses.
Techno: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
Tommy: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Tommy: Lmao, @Katara.
Katara: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.
Kanade: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Katara: What baby?
Kanade, crying a bit: Me.
Tommy: Wake me up-
Kanade: Before you go go
Katara: When September ends
Techno: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Katara, to Tommy: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.
Katara: Techno, keep an eye on Tommy today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Techno: Sure, I'd love to see Tommy getting punched.
Cody: Try again.
Techno, sighing: I will try to stop Tommy from getting punched.
Cody: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
Everyone is playing a board game together
Techno: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Kanade: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Katara: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Cody: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Katara: flips the board
Techno: Katara, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Katara: Tommy, Techno wants you to get out of the house.
Tommy: Cody isn’t answering my messages.
Kanade: Allow me.
Tommy: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Cody: replying to message Hello.
Cody: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Katara: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Cody: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
Katara: You know you can die from that, right?
Techno: smoking a cigarette That’s the point.
Cody: drinking alcohol We’re trying to speed this up.
Kanade: Eating raw cookie dough and nodding
Cody with a gun to Techno's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Techno: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
Techno: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Cody: …We're on the ground floor.
Techno: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Katara: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Kanade: What’s updog?
Katara: Tommy! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Tommy: HEY HEY HEY! DON’T TOUCH THOSE!
Kanade, touching a figurine: Why? What’s wrong with touching a doll?
Tommy: THAT IS NOT A DOLL! This is a figurine, thank you very much.
Katara, from afar: IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL!
Kanade: FIGURINE MY ASS! IT’S JUST A STIFF DOLL— as Katara said!
Tommy: I hate all of you. That is a limited edition figurine I got from a conventio—
Kanade: Drops figurine on the ground
Tommy: —n. It was $100; all my money just went down the fucking drain.
Tommy: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Katara: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
Kanade: How do you do that?
Techno: I'm fearless.
Tommy: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Techno: I'm mostly fearless.
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Techno, with Cody and Tommy behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Techno: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Techno: Kanade FUCKING FELL OFF!
Cody: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Techno: What changed your mind?
Cody: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
Techno: Are we really going to let Tommy keep Kanade?
Cody: We kept Katara.
Kanade: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Katara: Several traffic violations.
Tommy: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Cody: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Techno: Also, that’s not our car.
Kanade: What do rainbows mean to you?
Tommy: Gay rights.
Katara: There's money.
Techno: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Cody: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
In a group chat
Kanade: A pegan just flew into my window.
Katara: Pegan?
Cody: A what?
Tommy: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.
Techno: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!
Tommy: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.
Techno: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.
Kanade: I literally just made a typo-
Kanade: Did you bring Techno?
Tommy, gesturing to Katara: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Kanade: Katara? The next best thing would be Cody.
Katara: I would be offended, but Cody is freakishly strong.
Cody: You three, explain right now!
Techno: It was Tommy.
Katara: It was Tommy.
Kanade: It was Tommy.
Tommy:
** Tommy:** …fuck.
Katara: Anyone d-
Cody: Depressed?
Tommy: Drained?
Kanade: Dumb?
Techno: Disliked?
Katara: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people…
Cody: Does everyone know their job for today?
Kanade: Water the flowers.
Katara: Vacuum the carpet.
Techno: Wash the dishes.
Tommy: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Cody: Close enough.
Kanade: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Techno: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
Kanade: Do you feel any better?
Tommy: I feel much better now that you here with me.
Katara walks in
Tommy: I feel half better.
Katara: Are you good?
Techno: In what sense?
Katara: Generally.
Techno: Oh, definitely not.
Cody: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.
Tommy: That sounds like a challenge.
Cody: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Tommy: …Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Cody: There is no challenge!
Cody: I love murder mysteries!
Techno, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Cody: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Techno.
Tommy: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Cody: Is that a picture of you?
Tommy: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Tommy: Say no to drugs.
Tommy: Say yes to drugs.
Tommy: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs… then you're on drugs.
Cody: You really believe in Tommy?
Kanade: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.
Tommy: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy!
Tommy: Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, Katara. Fuck you Katara, you know what you did!
Cody: trying to get five seconds of sleep
Tommy, poking Cody’s arm: Cody Cody. Cody. Cody.
Cody: WHAT?
Tommy: …We’re out of Capri Suns—
Cody, about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?
Tommy: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!
Kanade: Last week, Techno tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Cody: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Tommy, rushing in: Cody! Kanade tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
Katara: You guys worried about Cody?
Tommy: Totally!
Kanade: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Katara: And what'd you say?
Kanade: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Tommy:
Katara: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
Cody: talking about Tommy’s funeral You do know we’re burying a great person today!
Techno, shocked: Did someone else die?
Techno: About to do something incredibly stupid
Cody: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
after discussing a plan
Techno: Does anyone have any questions?
Cody: Is this legal?
Techno: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
Tommy: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Techno: Go the fuck to sleep Tommy.
Tommy: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?
Katara: Tommy, stop trying to get drugs.
Tommy: Don't suppress my interests.
Cody: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Katara: Make lemonade!
Cody: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.
Tommy: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Techno: Bleach.
Cody: Sewage.
Tommy: …Please calm down, edgelords.
Techno: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.
Tommy: You’ll do it?
Techno: Of course.
Techno: Heh, Cody sneezes like a girl.
Cody: How about I pound you like boy?
Cody: That didn’t come out right.
Tommy: pulls back the curtain while Cody is showering
Tommy: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
Tommy: I’m a reverse necromancer!
Techno: Isn’t that just-
Katara: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Tommy. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Tommy. Fuck you.
Katara: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Techno: Please, just say fuck.
Kanade: Today, Tommy said a swear word, so Cody said that they were going to wash Tommy's mouth out with soap. Tommy replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.
Cody: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Kanade: It’s just you.
Cody: What happened to Tommy?
Kanade: They died.
Cody: They what?
Kanade: They died, but they’re okay.
Cody: …Can you please clarify?
Tommy: Clarification is for the weak.
Cody: What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?
Techno: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
Tommy: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Kanade: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Tommy: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Cody: Hmm… I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free… not sure where you're getting your facts from…
Cody: Tell them to eat shit, Kanade.
Kanade: Tell them yourself.
Cody: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse.
Cody: This is a bad idea.
Techno: Then why are you coming along?
Cody: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
Cody: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Kanade?
Kanade: …Not really.
Cody: Nothing?
Kanade: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
Techno: Play to your strengths.
Kanade: I haven’t got any!
Techno: What’s your biggest fear?
Katara: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Techno, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?
Tommy: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Kanade: You believe me?
Techno: Kanade, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Cody, texting Tommy: Text me when you’re home safely.
Tommy: I’m home dangerously.
Cody: Stop it.
Tommy: I’m home lethally.
Tommy: You’re insane!
Katara: Sure I am, what’s your point?
Cody: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Cody: crosses their arms
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
Tommy: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Kanade: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.
Techno: I truly hate it here <3
Katara: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?
Tommy: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?
Kanade: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?
Cody: I’m having a fucking stroke.
Tommy: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!
Tommy: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Techno: Editor's note: What the fuck?
Katara: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Techno: I thought the animals might be lonely.
Cody: So what are your political beliefs?
Kanade, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
Kanade: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Techno: You're right, Kanade.. Violence can't be the answer.
Kanade: Correct, Techno. Now, on to the next lesso-
Techno: Violence is the question.
Techno: And the answer is yes!
Kanade: Techno, no!!
Techno: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Cody: Well, it’s frowned upon.
Techno: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?
Techno: That���s okay, right?
Katara: Good morning.
Cody: Good morning.
Tommy: Good morning.
Techno: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Kanade: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Katara: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Kanade: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Techno: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tommy: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Cody: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Kanade: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! 🙂
Techno: I forgot I was doing a test.
Kanade: Techno.
Techno: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny….
Cody: Techno.
Kanade: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.
Kanade: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Kanade: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Tommy: This is Monopoly.
(Ref to kanade always being in jail)
Tommy: Hey Katara, check out this funny .GIF I found!
Katara: It’s pronounced “jif”.
Tommy: Huh?
Katara: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.
Tommy: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format.
Katara: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”.
Tommy: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different!
Katara: It’s exactly the same!
Tommy: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”.
Katara: Gentrification.
Tommy: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.
Katara: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)!
Tommy: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”!
Tommy: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym?
Katara: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Tommy: Huh. Didn’t know that.
Tommy: You’re still wrong, though.
Katara: You just hate me because I’m right.
Tommy: I just hate you in general.
Katara: You mean in “geh-neral”?
Tommy: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!
Tommy: I have locked Cody in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.
Techno: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Tommy: I’m blackmailing them.
Techno: Oh, happy days.
Techno: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill!
Techno: looks around ….Should I keep it?
Katara: Techno, just do the right thing.
Tommy: And put in your bag.
Katara: No—
Cody: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Kanade: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Techno: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Techno: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Tommy: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Techno: No!
Techno:
Techno: ….Maybe.
Cody: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Techno: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Tommy, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Cody: You're a bad influence.
Techno: And you don't know your sayings.
The Squad: walking at the mall
Techno: Hey, have any of you guys seen Kanade? They’ve been gone for a while..
Cody: Eh, nope.
Tommy: No, I haven’t…
Katara: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.
Kanade: Hey.
Techno: Ooh, there you are-
Cody: What the fu-
Katara: I- where were you?!
Kanade: Walking right behind you guys.
(Kanade just walks quietly)
Tommy: I will send my army to attack!
Tommy: releases a dumpster of raccoons
Tommy: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
Katara: Why is there blood everywhere?
Techno: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Katara: You stabbed someone?!
Techno: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Cody: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Katara: Why did you say that so vaguely? Tommy and I are literally the only people you called in here.
(NOW MINE MWHAHHAHAHAHAHA)
Techno:PHIL , YOU CAN FINALLY HAVE A YOUNGEST THAT ISNT ANNOYING!
Tommy:HEY SHUT UP BASTARD
Kanade:hi:)
Cody: Where is your like. mom?
Katara: ..Dead
Kanade: Same.
Katara:
Tommy: My mum is death so like idk
“I may have accepted and almost killed a guy , but Tommy i think yoy deserve to murder him. No matter what aang says.”
-Katara
Clones:He’s so mysterious and cool i wonder what he’s thinking about
Techno:
Techno: So.. this is the guy you are devoted to with all your life?
Cody: Internally dying ..yes
Techno , starring at Obi-wan Kenobi as he goes into battle with no armor , is British and is stupid: Cody , your better then this. please. This genuinely makes me feel bad.
Cody: Somebody is going to die-
Techno , pulling out a sword: -Of death! 😄
Cody:no- techno- no you cannot kill the chancellor-
Techno:ANARCHY DOESN'T CALL FOR QUITTERS CODY
cut to 10 minutes later , the five are just stending over the exploded body of plapatine , who turned out to be an evil space wizard
Techno: I was correct-
Cody , about to murder him: Shut. the. fuck. up. I'm processing this.
Tommy , drinking a milkshake: This was fun.
Kanade , also with a milkshake: Who knew it was fun to kill political leaders who are corrupt?
Katara , sipping out of her own milkshake: Don't know , this will be great threat material.
after Cody has to explain to the jedi council why they murdered the chancellor
Cody: I-
Techno , not caring in the slightest: I was in a silly mood
Cody: What do you mean you have been treated like a human being?
Everyone else at the table:
Techno: No he has a point
Phil walks into the room , with the gang laying in a circle , in the middle a speaker playing Nobody By Mitski
Phil:.. you guys good?
Cody: We can't get therapy so this is the best next thing.
Katara: Sad white girl music.
Tommy , absolutely sobbing: SHUT UP
Tommy in tears: So yeah- I guess that's all, my whole life story.
Cody: Tommy I-
Hey Dhar Mann fam, I hope you enjoyed that message about how you should never judge a book by it’s cover. And remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re changing lives!
Tommy: God I never liked cigarrets , they taste bad.
Cody: You aren't supposed to eat that-
Tommy: Thats what i said!
Techno: A strategy you should always use against your enemies is telling bullshit. Straight up lies or truths exaggerated so high that they can’t even be considered truth. So when you slip up they think its just another lie.
Tommy: That’s how they didn’t take you seriously??
Techno: Yeah basically
Kanade: I am not short , i am fun sized.
Tommy: Wheres the fun then?
Kanade: In your mother.
Cody: Spits drink
.....theres a lot of em-
#I may have..abused the inccorect generator too much woops#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote generator#commander cody#katara#kanade yoisaki#tommyinnit#technoblade#avatar the last airbender#sw tcw#project sekai#dream smp#au in progress#crossover#mentioned/implied codywan#i am not tagging this as official codywan#since my codywan girlies don't deserve that man
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I’m making an Undertale au where none of the kids that fell into the underground died, and instead are just kinda living in the underground with different monsters. I have no clue what to name it, any suggestions?
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