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queeryutb · 5 months

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irene: due to personal reasons, i won't be passing away.

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masqueradepdh · 1 year

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Aphmau: I played scrabble last night. It was a nightmare. Nana: What do you mean? Scrabble’s great! Aphmau: Not when you’re playing against Lucinda. She puts words like “aposiopesis” and I put “dog”.

Garroth: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Laurance: Put spaghetti in it. Garroth: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Aphmau: Put spaghetti in it. Garroth: Any other suggestions? Dante: …put spaghetti in it.

Garroth: Well, that was really a “bruh moment”, huh? Laurance: I really don't think you should refer to overworking yourself to the point of passing out a "bruh moment", but whatever floats your boat.

Nana: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Katelyn: The audacity.

Travis: The moon looks beautiful tonight. Nicole: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful? Travis and Nicole, in unison: *sighs* Katelyn...

Nana: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice. Zane: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Laurance: Do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. I know what I'm fucking doing. Dante: Can I offer a smaller spoon? Laurance: Absolutely! Finally, someone with some sense around here!

Aphmau: Reminder that I'm very sweet and endearing so be nice to me. Garroth: Or what? Aphmau: Or I'll bite your ankles.

Nana: A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat.

Aphmau: Okay, first of all, I didn't "miss" the red flags. I looked at them and thought, yeah, that's sexy.

Laurance: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself when I’m not even talking!

Travis: Men's insults are so weird. "Slut", "whore", "dumb bitch". Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord if you really want to insult me.

Katelyn: While you were being heterosexual, I studied the blade.

Garroth: Not to be vague but not again please.

Zane: If Socrates can make a career out of telling people they're stupid then why can't I?

Dante: if anybody needs me, i'll be in the dirt thinking about love.

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warlocks-and-phoenixes · 8 months

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Kulzak: *Annoying Enki while he’s trying to read*

Enki: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

Kulzak: You wanna kiss me so bad its making you look stupid—

Enki: And what if I did? *grabs him by the collar and kisses him*

Kulzak: *kulzak.the.wanderer.exe has stopped responding.*

Enki: *Returns to his research* now who’s the stupid looking one?

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ultimate-guardian · 4 months

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Ein: Ah! You're being so mean!....Do it more.

Michi: I hope you die.

Ein: 😍😊

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incorrectaphmaudilfquotes · 2 years

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Terry: This is definitely an affect of drugs.

Michael: Again, I am not a dru-

Terry: Shut up, drug. You are a drug. Don't deceive me.

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zack-shalashaska · 2 years

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*Derek,Zack,Michael,Garte and Elizabeth all playing dnd at work during there free time*

Garte(the dungeon master) :you have all encountered a Vrocks, how do you defeat it?

Zack:I roll to flirt with Derek

*zack rolled as his dice landed on a 5*

Garte:you can’t flirt with Derek since you rolled a low number,you are literally getting attacked stop trying to flirt right now

Derek: Zack focus we are about to get killed by a Vrocks

Michael:I roll to kill you all and end this game

Elizabeth:I roll to stab the Vrocks

*Elizabeth rolled a 20 , as her character stabs the type 1 demon *

Garte: the Vrocks takes 10 damage

Elizabeth:hah wait just 10 the hell

Garte:that’s how the game works,Michael you can’t roll for that to happen I told you that twice

Michael:this is dumb I can’t even kill anyone

Garte:you can kill the Vrocks

Michael:killing a weak demon how fun

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cherrilemon · 2 years

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Katelyn: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Aphmau: What? No, I— Kawaii~Chan: *enters room* Katelyn: *jaw clenches*

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laurancezvahlslefteyebrow · 2 months

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