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jadedrrose · 10 months

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For the 800 followers (congratulations btw!)

Can I get 12 with Law please? Maybe with a straw hat fem reader not wanting to deal with drunken crew having a party on Zou?

“Wanna Sneak Out Of Here?”

Tysm!! I’ll be honest, I got really carried away with this request. I genuinely think this is one of my favorite things I’ve ever written lol. So I hope you love it too!! <3

Warnings: I don’t think I used pronouns but it’s still kinda implied it’s fem reader. Totally sfw!

Since your arrival on the giant elephant where the Minks lived, it was nothing but chaos. Now, that was to be expected with your crew, but you really just needed a break after the events of Dressrosa.

And of course, to nobody’s surprise, when Cat Viper had suggested having a banquet, your captain jumped at the chance to have one. You could only hope that nobody would drag you off to dance or get drunk with them, though. That thought replayed in your mind, as you watched the Minks, your crew and Law’s crew all interact. Please nobody bother me… was the wishful thought you kept thinking.

Nami briefly came over to where you sat under a tree, tilting her head to the side with a semi-sour look on her face. “What’s the matter y/n? Normally you like banquets.”

You brought a hand to your forehead, rubbing it as though that could help the headache all the noise was giving you. “I just feel like shit since Dressrosa… sorry,” you explained, giving Nami an apologetic look. She was your best friend, therefore you two always had the most fun together during banquets.

“I swear, those boys,” she scoffed, blaming your exhaustion on them. It was partially true, anyway. “Always getting so rowdy… I’ll tell them to leave you alone. Maybe you should go rest?” Nami suggested.

“Yeah, I think I will. Not now, though.” You agreed, pausing after the latter half of your sentence.

“Why’s that?” Nami asked.

“The banquet started barely an hour ago. Don’t wanna leave too early, haha,” you added a lighthearted laugh so that Nami would know you’re not in too much pain.

“I see. Well, I’ll talk to you later, k?” She smiled down at you.

“Mhm. Bye,” you waved her off as Nami skipped away, going to bother Usopp next.

You continued to sit alone underneath the tree for what felt like hours. But realistically, you guessed that only thirty minutes had passed. You watched as Luffy and Chopper did their usual chopsticks ‘trick’ for all the minks, who were hysterically laughing at the scene. A quiet giggle escaped you, and you shook your head.

“It’s no wonder you’ve got a headache with crewmates like that,” a deep voice came from beside you, startling you. You looked to your left to see Law, whom you’d actually become pretty good friends with since the alliance started. You often wondered if you were the one and only exception to the “alliance does not equal friendship” rule.

“Jeez, you scared me,” you laughed, smiling as the other captain sat down beside you, knees bent upward so that his arms could rest on them.

“Just checking on you,” he hummed, but then you noticed his ears turning red as he quickly looked away from you. “S-since I heard you tell Nami about… y’know.”

You giggled in response, thinking about how cute Law looked like this. He was certainly flustered, but was that because he was just awkward or did he have… other feelings for you?

“Yeah, it’s gotten better though,” you said, in reference to the headache. “But I’m still tired,” you yawned.

“Same here,” Law added, seeming stoic once again.

The two of you continued to sit together underneath the tree, not really making much conversation. It’s not like you needed to, anyway. You’d learned that Law, much like yourself, preferred to be more laid back and quietly watch rather than party. So the two of you spending time together like this was really nice, actually. Every now and then, one of you would say something just to make sure that the other hadn’t fallen asleep. This continued on for another hour or so, before you accidentally started something;

You raised your arms up to stretch as you yawned, repositioning yourself against the tree. However, when you lowered your hands, you accidentally placed your left one directly on top of Law’s tattooed hand.

He quietly gasped, and you quickly snatched your hand away, face turning red. “S-sorry,” you squeaked out, trying to avoid eye contact with the surgeon.

Law’s face was equally as red, though, “no I don’t mi- I mean, uh, don’t worry about it,” he managed to say, stammering and stuttering his words. That was unusual for him.

After that interaction, you both gradually scooted closer and closer to each other, and before you knew it, you were pressed up against Law, the skin of your arms brushing against each other. You hesitantly laid your head onto his shoulder, feeling bold.

He jumped just a little, but didn’t verbally protest or make any movements that indicated he wanted you to stop. You smiled at that. I’m definitely the exception to the alliance rule. Possibly even more… I hope.

Your face once again flushed red as you thought about that. You and Law, together? What would your crew have to say about that?

“Y/n-ya,” he suddenly spoke up, turning his head to look at you.

“Yeah?” You breathed, looking up at him from where you rested your head on his shoulder.

“Wanna sneak out of here?” He asked, a smirk on his lips. A smirk that had your heart beating faster and faster, as you thought about wiping said smirk off his lips. With your lips.

You could only nod, the butterflies in your stomach making your mind race with thoughts about what Law intended on doing once you snuck away.

He stood up first, holding a hand out for you to grab onto. Gently, you placed your hand into his and he pulled you up. A bit too fast, though, as you stumbled forward once on your feet. Directly into his chest.

For a second, you were pressed against his body, head lightly landing underneath his chin. You pulled back, though, biting your lip as you felt your face flush with embarrassment, again.

“Sorry. Seems like I’m being very clumsy tonight,” you giggled, willing yourself to look back at Law.

He still looked down at you with a slight smile, and gosh, was he so charming right now. Your little crush on the Heart Pirate’s captain seemed to be turning into you being in love with him, now.

Law guided you back to one of the many tree-houses, the one he’d been staying in, specifically. There were a couple dimly lit candles illuminating the room, and you looked around as you stepped further inside. He certainly kept his space very neat, which only made you love him more. You were so used to the boys trashing everything and not caring enough to clean up.

He sat down on the bed, patting the spot to his right with his hand. You sat next to him, eyes still wandering around the room as you waited for him to break the silence.

“Y/n, I wanna tell you something,” Law then quietly said. You were a bit taken aback that he hadn’t added the usual “-ya” to your name. He must’ve been serious.

You simply looked at him, waiting for Law to continue with hopeful eyes.

“I know when the alliance started, I said this was strictly a no friendliness thing. But- I. Um,” he scratched the back of his neck, awkwardly. “I’ve changed my mind. For you, at least.”

“That’s nice to know,” you said, trying to not look disappointed that he hadn’t confessed his love for you. “I'm glad we can be friends.”

“That’s not all,” he then added, sparking hope within you once again. “I… want to go further than ‘just friends’. Y/n… I, fuck, this is so awkward,” he cursed, placing a hand over his face as though he was disappointed with himself. “I- I love you, okay?”

With the words now out, Law turned his head away, fearing that you’d reject him. But how could you? He was the most handsome man you’d ever met, and was nothing like the rowdy, filthy boys on your crew. Smiling, you placed your hands on each side of his face, turning him to face you.

“I'm glad you feel that way, too,” you whispered, before doing something you’d never thought you’d ever do;

You’d felt his breath on your lips for just a second, and decided you had to do it now before you changed your mind. Leaning your head up and forward, you swiftly connected your lips with Law’s, slowly easing the two of you into the kiss as it seemed you were both inexperienced. It took a couple moments of stiff, awkward kissing before you finally figured out how to fit your lips against his. Feeling weak in the knees despite sitting down, you swooned and deepened the kiss, loving the way his lips felt against your own.

Before you knew it, you were practically shoving your tongues down each other’s throats, your hands still firmly holding onto Law with his arms now wrapped around your body, holding you close to him.

When you finally parted a few inches away to get some air into your lungs, your body flushed with hotness as your mixed saliva strung together between your lips. Was that how heavy your make out had been? It was thrilling, honestly.

You licked your lips and went in for another kiss, but before you could fully connect your mouth with Law’s, the door burst open as your captain rushed inside the room. “Oi! Torao! You need to come down and- hey! Why’s y/n in here?!”

You stared with wide eyes and a reddened face at your captain, realizing you and Law were still holding each other, faces not even an inch apart. “Get out of here! Now!” Law yelled, causing your captain to laugh as he retreated with a “sorry, sorry.”

As the door shut again, you could hear Luffy say one more thing; “Torao can’t come right now! He’s too busy shoving his face into y/n’s. Hey, why are they doing that?”

The last bit of Luffy’s statement sounded quite confused, but you couldn’t hear anybody’s response as their voices faded away, and it was just you and Law again.

“Sorry about that, he doesn’t understand-“

“You don’t need to keep apologizing to me, you know? Though it’s cute to see you get embarrassed,” Law cut you off, kissing you again as he finished speaking. He ran a tattooed hand through your hair as he did so, making your heart skip a few beats.

“Right. Sorry- I mean, um. So, now what? Are we dating?” You asked, a playful smile on your lips.

“Yeah, we’ll just have to see what your captain says about that,” Law answered with a light chuckle. “I don’t think I’ll be able to part from you after all this.”

“I wouldn’t dare dream of it,” you whispered, looking into his gray eyes. “I wanna be with you, always, Law…”

“Then be with me, always, y/n.”

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sleepsacked · 2 years

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kim hongjoong nsfw a-z

18+!! mdni!!!

tumblr is fuckin ugly on mobile & duplicates shit idk how to fix it but if u do lmk >> anyways a lil smth til i get more motivation </3 im working on a masterlist rn & im debating if i should jus post it and edit it later </3 anyways doing all the members for this bit hopefully finished by the end of the week ^.^ enjoy<3

a ⋆ aftercare

not the type to be too crazy and loving after sex, of course wants to clean up but i think he'd also be the type to kinda wanna wind down post-sex in his own mental so would probably just clean up and lay with you quietly, depending on his mood and how much he is in his head or not, you might get lucky with some affection

b ⋆ body part (his favorite body part)

ok i know i said he was an ass man, but now im like . thighs. i could see him being a thighs guy, or even tummy </3 bye i could see him giving soft ass kisses on ur tummy </3

c ⋆ cum (anything to do with cum)

idk why but i cant see him being the type to like coming inside often, but if he did he would make it worth it. would probably hold off on sex for a while just to make sure he'd give you it all. other times would probably come on your tummy or ass depending.

d ⋆ dirty secret (his dirty secret)

why do i feel like he'd be curious about getting a footjob LOL and i will Not Elaborate unless asked. Other than that . WOULD Love when you top, but he's to prideful to admit he likes it when you do

e ⋆ experience (how experienced is he?)

average? LOL like not crazy experienced but not clueless either, but also picky who he opens up to sexually - a lot of trust and interest needs to be involved

f ⋆ fav position (sex position)

as ive said before- speed bump!!!!!!! && idk the name for this but the position where like his lovers head would be hanging over the bed and he'd fuck their mouth YEAHHH i could see him really enjoying that <//3

g ⋆ goofy (how he acts in the moment)

probably during foreplay he'd be a little goofy depending on comfortablity, but for the most part likes to be pretty serious and intimate. i feel like he'd be the type to say smth super cheesy like "sex is an energy exchange" LMFAO so he'd probably keep it pretty serious in the moment

h ⋆ hair (how groomed is he?)

i dont think he's hairless, definitely trimmed and groomed

i ⋆ intimacy (how passionate is he?)

hm this man is a scorpio so i hate to fall into that stereotype they're super like freaky and passionate but i do think he is - but only if he's all about you - like a tunnel vision type of love. you can see how charasmatic and passionate he is in terms of music and performing and i think that would translate into the bedroom if he feels like you're the only one for him

j ⋆ jack off (how often he masturbates)

i dont think he's the type to be horndog 24/7 but probably 1-2 times every other week idk horomones are weird </3

k ⋆ kink (one or more)

ORGASM CONTROL. i feel like even though his personality seems very colorful and wild or open-minded, in the bedroom he likes structure and being the one to call the shots and this definitely reflects in how much your orgasming and if he's letting you - maybe breathplay and some biting

l ⋆ location (fav place to do it)

not too keen on exhibitionism, so the bedroom/home is where it stays but if he's too eager for you then he doesnt mind somewhere more open

m ⋆ motivation (what keeps him going)

LOVES LOVES LOVES how reactive you are during sex to whatever he gives you, and loves that your honest about it, would be the type to stop in the middle of something if you're not giving your normal "feedback" and would ask where he needs to touch you or if he needs to go faster or slower

o ⋆ oral (giving + receiving — is he good?)

likes both equally but loves when you go down on him, refer to fav position bullet point >> loves seeing him bulge in your throat, enough said.

p ⋆ pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

prefers to start off slow and hard and gradually pick up pace from there >> if you guys are in missionary though, definitely takes him time with being slow and sensual

q ⋆ quickie (his opinion on it + how often they happen)

since he'd prefer more at home/in the bedroom environment i dont think quickies would happen often unless you guys went a long time without seeing each other and were just too eager

r ⋆ risks (is he willing to experiment, does he take risks, etc.)

would be open to experimenting some in the beginning of a relationship, but could see him falling into a routine and feeling comfortable in that.

s ⋆ stamina (how long can he last?)

probably two rounds MAX, but i think he'd be the type to wanna get you off first as much as possible before he has his way with you, would wanna edge you a lot first so you both could cum together

t ⋆ toys (does he use/own any?)

nahhh, would probably get you a dildo or a vibrator or something to use when you guys are away and wanna have phone sex >> but no matter the distance, mans is still in charge

u ⋆ unfair (how much does he tease?)

a menace, i definitely feel like he's a mean tease in public and likes seeing you embarassed or flustered so would be mean nonstop but fear not! behind closed doors, he loses some composure after seeing how riled up you are for him

v ⋆ volume (how loud is he + what noises does he make?)

dont really see him as whiny (at least all the time), but i do think he's a moaner, and definitely dirty talks but only if you guys are in close proximity and he can say it in your ear type vibe. i definitely think he would risk it all if it means getting to have you in his studio and letting him record yalls session(? LOL) >> feels confident in his own volume and moans to wanna incorporate it into something for later + he'd love to flex knowing his lover (you) sounds so good <333

w ⋆ wild card (random headcanon for him)

oh . dont even get me started . for one, i think this man is super into making out or just kissing in general. i definitely think he falls apart if you suck on his tongue in the middle of a makeout session 1000%

x ⋆ x-ray (what’s under his clothes?)

not thaaaaat big (but got some girth to him) and knows it </3 but makes up for it everywhere else >> might be insecure abt it in the beginning of a relationship

y ⋆ yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

dont see him the type to be clingy a lot and doting on a lover all the time, especially because he does have that "work now play later" vibe so i think itd really be like once a week or so but would make it a whole scene (foreplay, teasing, edging, etc.)

z ⋆ zzz (how quickly does he sleep after?)

dont think he'd fall asleep quick but not have much energy afterwards, probably stay up long enough to clean up and come down from post-nut state and then end up cuddling up with you

#ateez #ateez smut #ateez x reader #kim hongjoong x reader #hongjoong x reader #kim hongjoong smut #hongjoong smut #park seonghwa #jeong yunho #kang yeosang #choi san #song mingi #jung wooyoung #choi jungho

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munamania · 3 months

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bitch post time!!!!!! many revelations ok last night's vibes were HEINOUS but it provided so much for me and lydia to talk about and now i am gonna share with you yippee storytime

k so we plan to go to this valentines day showcase thing that the college radio is putting on last night. mind you at my place of work where i pretended that i had a family emergency and had to go home cause i didnt feel like going into work yesterday morning lol idiot... i was so paranoid my boss was there in disguise or some shit it was stupid. sorry um. yeah so ok i was largely like this could be a chance for friend groups to come together and maybe ill be able to talk to sams roommate and also like i do want to see more live music and it's free! so. anyway ok wait let me tell u abt the first part of the day

so me and lydia drive over some wine bottles to sam for him to use as props in a film. and sam and the roommate are sitting on their porch and we chat a little bit acc sam said as i walked up 'you always look so suspicious' and i was like 'ok u guys were literally just staring at me' cause they WERE and roommate was actually really nicely like 'oh no you're okay' and generally was just kind of inserting into our convo which well i had fun with naturally. um anyway and then who comes running up but teko! our buddy teko. and sams like have yall met and im like Of course and teko gives me a hug and i cant lie it was actually so sweet. i am also extremely touch starved but it was a nice hug. anyway. then i had to help roommate pick shoes alongside teko's fit and then i was like um Ok Bye. when i got back in the car lydia was like so i saw a neon sweatshirt... and i was like yeah <3 that's my man <3 sorry ok vibes get worse as the night comes

me and lydia end up getting to sam's late to 'pregame' this show and ig it was supposed be like. it was encouraged to dress formally. and i was wearing a dress that was too small and my chappell red tights and docs. kind of a serve but me and lydia were serving much more valentines day than formal. anyway. roommate does swing around to be like hi! and THEN i see my girl chloe i looooove her shes so fuckin funny and weird and we made this weird little short together in class last semester and i was kinda intimidated by her so i was so happy shocked when she was like I was so excited to see u :D WEEE shes so cool guys and has the funniest fuckin laugh and well honestly the high points of the night were us and lydia fucking around and dancing and being weird and offputting wallflowers cause again this thing SUCKED. ok

we did also smoke beforehand and i accidentally took this huge hit and then thought id be fine w a little more but brother was i feeling funny. did not eat enough and didnt take water it was atrocious. so. we get there and let me tell you if I WAS WORKING i'd have been able to fix the fact that it was soooooooooo fucking loud in there like bad bad bad audio distortion etc i wanted to kick this dude off the mixer but like what ever... it hurt so bad. and the lights were mostly on until chloe and sam duped this guy into dimming some of them but even still it was giving middle school dance. without the fun cheesy music. some of my instagram gay people are there. um but sorry there was simply no way i was going near that dance floor like the bands lowkey highkey sucked (i mean it was just a bunch of white college dudes and they did not slay. shocker. sam kept being like 'they're so good' and we were like um haha... straight face emoji)

we acc disappeared for a while to another floor for the br and just chilled for like half an hour (and security came to find us lmfaooo but ended up just leaving) and i was feeling odd and out of body and too aware of how i looked and it was just not great i was like we're the only bitches serving cunt here... um. anywho. so like later theres a slow dance and roommate is dancing with this other girl i only know from instagram till this point and i suppose if i was really feeling myself i could have tried to make a move but i was not. once again. vile vibes in this place. like i dont mean to be a pussy i typically would be much more charming and fun if i wanted to flirt and kinda felt the vibe from them but i was not really enjoying myself LMAO

then some more of the friend group shows up at the end and sam's like 'drama is actively going down' and im like Wuhhhh the fuck and i feel like a few of them r looking at me and i was just like get me OUT of here but for some fuck ass reason was still like nooooo we should go over and have pizza w sam and them. forgive me for thinking they had like frozen pizza or smth and i could get some free food out of this no we had to sit there and wait for dominos or whatever

AND THE MOST ANNOOOOOOOOOOOYING AWFUL TERRIBLE GROSS MEN YOUVE EVER MET SAT THERE AND JOINED THE BRIEF SMOKE CIRCLE AND THEN WERE JUST THERE AND LIKE YOU COULD JUST FEEL THEM TAKING UP SPACE AND US 'GIRLS' WERE MADE TO FEEL SO SMALL ON THE FUCKING COUCH I WAS SOOOOOOOO TIRED. had to get a sweater cause i felt so uncomfortable. girl i really was only there in case i could have a saving grace moment with roommate im so serious. well and for chloe but otherwise me and lydia shoulda been outta there

literally chloe was so excited to show our little video to people and sam cut us off from getting there to show us the fucking fidget spinner game he has on his tv. girl get out! oh my fucking god. finally lydias like Cool anyway so - like sams misogyny jumped out in previously unprecedented ways. it was bad. these boys were truly making me want to kill myself im sorry like it was so bad i have curated my experience so as to be away from that for so long it was really jarring. and what you need to understand about sam is that he's almost died twice and kind of has a funny little gender vibe going on and so for a while now yeah we've gotten along through silly odd things we relate through but holy shit....... that was so offputting i cant even wrap my brain around it

also sam very much walked me into like yaoi-fying him and his best friend and then was like haha noooo why r u calling us gay ur so weird bitch just fuck him already im tired and also dont care.. hes so attention seeking and not used to um not being the center of attention. sorry! oopsies anyway so

so then im like ew like i kinda need to reassess um. the people im around. and again cant stress enough how gross and judged and just kinda old i felt surrounded by these ppl even tho theyre all like within a year of age? and like roommate still seems maybe cool but since we didnt actually talk and they were off w the other roommate/other ppl i cant help but associate them w the odd vibes but like. honestly idk i might just try to uh slide into their dms rlly casually. bc. well idk how the friend group is fracturing and it wouldnt surprise me if they were annoyed with sam esp living with him but obv i dont really know. but again let me stress this friend group has been friends since their freshman year like what r yall doing yeah u do need to break up....

so i figure since they're hot (and kinda tiny i cant tell if they're shorter than me or just right around my height) (but also they kind of scared me by giving Instagram face while posing for a pic last night i cant do any more people giving off dorian gray rn. but i was also under the influence so um that didnt help) i could just yeah be brave see how it goes and worst case scenario it's not a vibe yk. and best case scenario i get to hang w them and teko. teko so gives francis. anyway

OH also sam and the friends insisted on listening to this ai generated… thing like idk guys i think i was in hell fr

also had several men yell out of their cars at me and staring at me as we walked to the bus stop :/ so men really do ruin everything btw

um. so. that was the night! thx for reading if u did. i am excited to be around other fun silly cool queer people god bless fuck these people

#abby talks

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wlwsakura · 2 years

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little sakura finds a pic of tsunade during her genin years and falls in love w her and then goes crazy later cuz like holy fuck booba when she sees an updated one and shes like my dream is to go on a date w tsunade- sama 🙈🙈🙈

at first tsunade thinks it’s funny in a ‘haha this kid idolizes me its adorable’ and then eventually she finally gets it thru sakura’s head that she’s too old for her and that she should try and give a more age appropriate girl a chance. Sakura ends up walking home and ends up spotting Ino on the way and is hit with this realization ‘oh.’ She runs home and ends up avoiding her for a while cuz “holy fuck!”

On Ino and Sakura’s wedding day right before she’s set to walk down the aisle she pulls Tsunade aside and tells her ‘sorry tsunade but i’m gonna marry ino 😔💖” wait no she tells her that before she proposes/ after ino proposes to her lol

-sakura learning all abt medicine and shit on the off chance she meets tsunade to impress her and shes like “umm im suuuper smart and strong pls date me :/“ and tsunade is just: “gross u r a child 🤮 i could be ur mom’

naruto: “more like her grandma lmao”

tsunade hoping to stop all this nonsense and realizing how talented sakura is( albeit begrudgingly) suggests to sakura, “kid how bout i make u my apprentice and u stop asking me out every other day.”

sakura weighs her options like damn i get to spend more time w her but i cant ask her out as much BUT THIS WILL BE A CHALLENGE FOR MY LOVE AND I WILL PREVAIL!! (false) and so she tells her, “ok bet imma be your best apprentice and just absorb all i can get from u and spend time w u until u inevitably fall in love w me but tsunade is just “u r like family to me”

sakura gets advice from genma but all he says is, “to get over someone i have to get under someone else”

anyway ino and sakura start dating

sakura throughout her academy+ninja career wearing an outfit thats complimentary to the outfits tsuna wore as a kid onwards and ppl just think she idolizes her which like yeah but ummm rude! shes in love w her actually!

(Tsunade shishou i know i promised to save myself for you since i was 6 and that we’d get married and i’d only love you but ino be bangin 😔🤍 sorry) thats like her wedding speech before she starts her wedding vows LMAO

later sakura sends apology flowers to tsunade like ‘sorry shishou turns out ino is the love of my life actually 😢 you’re still cool tho. btw ino and i our extending our honeymoon and wont be back to konoha for another month k thx bye”

#thoughts #inosaku #id almost forgotten abt this omfg

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lapata-lupt · 10 months

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lmao I don't exactly know what m doing or why but I kinda wanna spit it out so I will... I feel like I might be expecting better than I let myself admit but I still fucking hope that this doesn't completely weird u out and makes u wanna stop being friends with me, cause I like having u around in my life. um, I like u, like romantically LIKE like l i k e _like_ you... and it's getting a bit unbearable emotionally. it's getting to the point of intensity where I cant keep it in... no matter how hard I try, it keeps spilling out from between the gaps... everyone around can tell... and I know that for a fact because people who I didn't tell are mentioning it explicitly... I mean gweedy had a whole "I know, so he knows and he is trying to ignore it so u need to move on" conversation with me ab it already when we were drunk and high out of our minds last sunday... so I strongly suspect that u probably noticed too... I mean me being a "creepy" "leech" to u and all is probably not helping my case cause my attachment is just so obvious. anyways, idk I wanted to say it upfront, bc sooner or later u will know... and my borderline autistic and slightly anxious ass would rather have a straightforward conversation ab it where I tell u I like u and u ideally tell me it's okay and we can still be friends rather than play some indirect signaling games where m perpetually confused and lost and my social ineptness messes up my chance of a "unexpected" but good friendship. hope this isn't in itself a social blunder tho, lol ok bye gn... also dw ab ur response and just be honest. if this is too awkward for u to bear and u don't wanna be friends anymore or want some sort of space or whatever the fuck, tell me it, dont lie bc u think m too crazy and will kill myself or something. definitely don't lie bc u r afraid of losing ur graphic designer, I'll still do it for the money. u lying and slowly leaving is gonna hurt me a hell lotta more so lmk what's up

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naurufan999 · 1 year

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Look out Tumblr, I'm back.

Okay, so here’s me starting a Tumblr blog when I should be working on a project for university. Adulting is hard.

A summary for any newcomers since I moved from Twitter:

I was a huge fan girl for the Swedish indie rock band Nauru when I was much younger. I guess I still am, but more grown up. Fan woman? Is this a thing?

I guess it is a thing! LOL

And by default of course I was a fan of the singer, Axel Lundén’s solo music. I was too young to see Nauru more than one time before they broke up. But I did see Axel two times in Oslo, Norway where I live. I saw him at Blå, where I met Micke (RIP), but not Axel. Then I saw him at Krakatao, that was his final gig. Or at least he said it.

During that show, he sang my favorite song for me. After the show he signed the set list he gave me when he saw my scarred arms, or so he says.

The actual setlist:

I did not have it good as a young person. But I’m better now and my scars are now covered with awesome tattoos.

Well, Axel tells the story much better than I with my terrible English. You can read about it here and here.

This all really started when I went on the internet to solve the mystery of the posters for that 2014 show that suddenly showed up in 2021 around my work. And to find some fellow Nauru fans to discuss it with.

I found my old roommate Linnéa. And I made some new friends who are all so nice but had no idea who Axel is but for some reason still were super interested. And some others who just thought the posters were weird.

Maybe it’s best I didn’t find many old Nauru fans around. That fanbase was so toxic in the end. The people I did meet don't have the same history and this is maybe a good thing.

I think this mystery is solved now? I am pretty certain Kåre hung these posters all over. Linnéa found one in Karlstad also. My friend in Bergen even found them there!

(This is a picture Linnéa sent me from Karlstad, Sweden)

Obviously now that he wanted us to notice the website was back after so many years. And very similar to how it was then. With some obvious differences. The story for one, the about page for another, and a few other small things.

Later I wrote a letter to Axel to apologize for being an idiot back in 2014. Since nobody knew whatever happened to him, I was not even sure it would ever reach him. It was worth a try!

My email:

Axel later responded to the email I wrote him and I was very uncool in my response.

My uncool response:

Axel's much cooler response:

Then we found him on Twitter, with a odd name and living in L.A. I was afraid he was going to call it quits and disappear again, but some nice people in Kåre's discord server got him to think different about things.

Now Axel tells a new story. Which is good, because I still have a lot of questions. The most burning among them for me and most fans: Whatever happened to Goodbye Susto anyway?

I think we're about to finally find out.

Jinkies! Get in the Scooby Doo bus, folks! XD

Sorry this was such a mess. But I am a mess, so what were you expecting?

K bye.

#fangirl #fanwoman #axel lundén #nauru #nauru band #musical mystery #lost media #unreleased album

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the22hat · 1 year

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my danganronpa x total drama fanfic (introduction to characters, no bloodshed yet lmao this isnt heathers)

chris mclean: i am back to torture kids bc i forgot to pay my rent and i got evicted! lets meet our contestants 😃 oh and btw i erased their memory and now we moved on into a school 😄 chris mclean: our first contestant is hot girl summer bridgette: hi i am bridgette and i surf chris mclean: next is noah noah: i listen to big time rush :) chris mclean: ur ugly as fuck heather: hi beth has diabetes chris mclean: that bitch is heather heather: what did u call me skank chris mclean: nothing chris mclean: next student is geoff geoff and bridgette: kisses intensely chris mclean: our next sub- i mean student is courtney courtney: ew bridgette geoff is so cringe bridgette: no he isnt bozo chris mclean: next is ezekiel ezekiel: bonjour chris mclean: he is a conservative french king ezekiel: courtney embrasse gwen la nuit courtney: i dont embarass shit ezekiel: va te faire foutre allumeuse chris mclean: our next student is leshawna! leshawna: hey besteas 😄 geoff: omg icon bridgette: ok wow cheater 😔 chris mclean: next is cody! cody: what a hot babe leshawna: ikr chris mclean: next is duncan duncan: hey girls: opens demons from hell chris mclean: next is izzy promiscous girl plays nelly furtado: PROMISCOUS GIRL WHEREVER U ARE~ izzy: all of u are gonna die bc i said so 😍😍😍 girls: what a feminist chris mclean: beth ur up beth: hi heather actually has diabetes heather: no u dont have a rack lol beth: :( chris mclean: next is trent trent: i suck dick chris mclean: now we have gwen! gwen: ezekiel im going to torture u via electra chair electra heart plays chris mclean: now we have katie AND sadie!

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chris mclean: our final student is justin justin: i have pupils u guys dont have any L chris mclean: now i will divide u into 2 teams, bridgette and noah u guys are team captains bridgette: i choose geoff geoff and bridgette: intense kissing noah: come right on gwen :) gwen: thx geoff: i choose beth gwen: i choose u trent gwen and trent: mutual blushing beth: i am charmed with justin’s beauty therefore i choose him justin: winks trent: i choose leshawna leshawna: um yas queen skinny legend versace boots the house down slay wueen hunty mama and i oop daddy werk tongue click charli xcx snatch my wig! justin: katie katie: yas leshawna: i choose ezekiel ezekiel: merci gentille femme leshawna: no problem :) izzy: catch ya later bozos bye chris mclean: its ok we have backup anyways COME ON HAROLD!!!! crowd cheers harold: hi duncan: this guy says “hello i wanna kill myself” katie: i choose sadie sadie: yuh ezekiel: je choisis cody cody: ok sadie: i pick duncan duncan: cool cody: i pick u courtney chris mclean: which means heather goes to team bridgette and harold goes to team noah heather: ew diabetic beth beth: im not diabetic skank END OF INTRODUCTION

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twinstarlovers · 1 year

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K I need to talk about my nightmare rn I can’t sleep ugh. So like idk bruh. It negative & personal. I remember I was playing a game? On my parents. Well not a game. Idk tbh. I just remember doing shit in the basement like being sneaky. I remember going near where my parents were sleeping & I played the tv or some game I’m not sure but I remember it was vampires turning but like in a disgusting disturbing way. The point was my mom was suppose to wakeup & get scared apparently & then I was playing a trick on my dad like I was playing sum or whatever idk & basically telling him to r4pe me (he was asleep) & I was like let’s see if he actually does it. He wasn’t suppose to do it if my game or plan was working out which was suppose to be my mom waking up but she wasn’t waking up & so he actually grabbed me & was about to do shit. Fuck no. Part of me in the dream in a way was tryna tap into his subconscious & see if he would really do this to me & yeah it worked. My mom… she didn’t wakeup when I wanted her to. The video or whatever was playing was suppose to scare her awake. I think possibly do something to her I don’t remember. I remember another part of the dream that everyone was talking shit about me. I guess I was acting all care free & shit & then a bunch of people said something about my grandpa but I think they are mistaking it for my dad but my dreams would not make a mistake at the same time but it was like my grandpa aka dad is actually controlling me I believe or like people were saying my life is actually a lie. You know this seems like it could just be me but no… my dreams are never like this unless I attracted sum & I don’t even know how bruh. I literally be waking up sleepy as hell. I cannot fucking sleep. I would be having the best sleep of my life rn. It’s hard to sleep during the day too because from lack of sleep it makes me wide awake but even if I do get a chance to sleep, im not actually resting well like idk. K I’m thinking now about what it means for me k guess. It seems like I want her to see me transition? I think basically I’m the vampire & vampires are about societal & religious deviancy which is me I guess lol. Whatever I wanted her to see was a video or whatever of vampires transitioning into a full on vampire & it was disturbing. It’s like I want her to see this. It’s not disturbing to me but to her. I wonder if this is her not wanting to see me like this tho because she has been avoiding me like this is the first time we are not in good terms & haven’t bounced back like something is broken & I feel it too. She also told me “I don’t wanna see this”. She said she mainly wants to move away because she rather hear then see shit & I know she was talking about me before she told me what she found out regarding me. Lol everyone is so dramatic. She’s literally disowning me for smoking bye. I remember the day she found out before I actually realized she found out. She was looking at me w wide eyes the entire day & I knew something was off but didn’t think nothing of it. It’s like she looked at me like she saw a ghost or knew something. I didn’t feel like saying it out loud like I always do cus she always lies & says nothing but she was acting different towards me & I found out later that night why but anyways yeah it’s either her purposely tryna ignore my ‘transition’ of her seeing my real self or it’s me wanting her to see me be like this. I actually don’t want her to see my real self so idk. I think the whole dad thing makes sense now because my mom & him are the same but she takes me out of the house & shit like I get more out of my mom than my dad & my dad is like my biggest enemy lol but now she’s not there so it’s like it’s showing me that she’s not gonna wakeup or doesn’t want to which means she’s not gonna get over this… anytime soon at least. My dad is bouncing back but that’s cus he doesn’t know about me smoking so he’s been normal but I’m still holding shit against him because he’s not a good person like I don’t need to be dealing w his negative energy, just as my moms but I need to so now…

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zoldyckh · 5 years

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#ok honestly #i think i have subacute back pain #and its driving me insane #and i know i meed to go to the doctor #but i cant help but feel that nobody takes me seriously anyways #this is so frustrating #painkillers dont work so idk what to do #i cant get proper rest #and im worried bc my first day at my new job is tomorrow #and its retail and we all know retail is a bitch #what if i cant handle it #what if my back pain worsens bc of work #a bitch needs money but a bitch also needs her back #wtf do i do lol #im so fucking depressed about this too lmfao i hate being like this #k bye i probably should delete this later bc its dumb asf

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minouyujis · 3 years

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monday | new message from: y/n

y/n: hiiiii i missed you so much!!!!

sukuna: What

y/n: do u wanna hear about my day?!?!!

sukuna: Don't care really

y/n: today was so BORING. so we had to cut the flowers because one of the seniors was allergic to them and it was such a hassle because there were too many! i mean come on bruh its all over the FIELD for a REASON!!!! T^T i really wish i was able to be there with u to finish up the homework

sukuna: Don't really need you to help me with anything

y/n: HAHA i know u enjoy my presence don't deny it kuna!!!

sukuna: Please don't call me that. I don't like you more than an acquaintance

y/n: ur not scaring me away!!!

y/n: i have to go back to work my break is ending, bye bye kuna!!!

Sukuna has read your message

tuesday | new message from: y/n

y/n: good morning!!! my birthday is soon i'm very excited!!!!

sukuna: Every birthday just shows we're getting closer to death

y/n: k

y/n: anyways

y/n: what r u planning on getting me? 😁😁🤞

sukuna: I know nothing about you except for where you work. Why would I get you anything

y/n: that will change TODAY because guess what??? im packing extra food today for lunch and someones gonna have to help me finish it *cough*

sukuna: If that's your way of asking me to eat lunch with you no thanks, idiotic girl

sukuna: I'd rather die of starvation than eat yours or your parents cooking

y/n: okay u can insult me all u want but i'm not allowing u to disrespect my parent

y/n: u can be such an ass sometimes

sukuna: Don't care

Y/n has read your message

thursday | new message from: y/n

y/n: sir.... i have done some thinking... and i think i would like to formally apologize AND i would also like to let u know that i accept ur apology

sukuna: You're always saying some bullshit

sukuna: I have not once apologized to you ever nor have I talked to you in the last 24 hours

sukuna: Also literally what are you saying sorry for

y/n: our argument we had on tuesday when u insulted my food 💔💔 don't tell me u forgot bestie

sukuna: What

sukuna: How was that even an argument lol

y/n: IT WAS BC I SAID IT WAS

sukuna: Ok

y/n: ok also out of curiosity and boredom....

sukuna: what

y/n: whats ur zodiac sign??

sukuna: Nope

y/n: WHAT

sukuna: I'm not answering that

y/n: well... can i at least know when is ur bday??

sukuna: I genuinely can't tell you that lol

y/n: FINE THEN!!!

y/n: ill tell u mines tho

y/n: its _________

sukuna: Don't care

y/n: the next time i see u im going to force u to tell me all of ur deepest darkest secrets *aka apparently ur BIRTHDAY out of all things jfc 😒* and u will have no choicd

sukuna: Choice*

y/n: WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO GRAMMAR POLICE

sukuna: Dumb girl

y/n: GOODBYE KUNA!!! my boss is staring at me omg im gonna get fired im supposed to be watching the old ladies

Sukuna has read your message

friday | new message from: y/n

y/n: woah kuna!!!!! i had no idea u had a gf

sukuna: What are you even talking about

y/n: omggg don't lie i saw u eating lunch with that girl!!! shes so pretty

y/n: u looked so in love feeding her HAHAHHA

sukuna: Oh

sukuna: She's a friend

y/n: girlfriend***????

sukuna: Not really

y/n: oh ! idk i kinda see it haha

y/n: whats her name?!?!

sukuna: Suki

y/n: it kinda matches like urs, aw! u should totes hook up :D

sukuna: What's my relationship status to you? Mind your business

y/n: ur right. sorry!

y/n: text ya later!

Sukuna has read your messages

Y/n has notifications silenced

monday | new message from: sukuna

sukuna: Hey dumbass, homework is due and you aren't even in class yet. Hurry up

y/n: i feel sick today. its ok. i'll email it to teacher when i feel better

sukuna: Ok

Y/n has notifications silenced

wednesday | new message from: sukuna

sukuna: Still sick?

y/n: yea why

sukuna: Because I'm irritated that I had to finish up the homework without you. It's a team led project for a reason

y/n: srry my health comes first lol??

y/n: i'll help with the next assignment when i feel better

sukuna: No need. Suki asked me to team up with her

Y/n has read your message

friday | new message from: sukuna

sukuna: Happy birthday

y/n: thank u sukuna

sukuna: ......

sukuna: Kuna

y/n: ?

sukuna: Nvm

sukuna: You're welcome

Y/n has read your message

saturday | new message from: y/n

y/n: yoyre so annoyig i hatr yoy so much

y/n: hsshddss godd i cant nelive i felt likr thay

y/n: ur sctually so irritatig it makrz me so mad

sukuna: Can you not fucking blow up my phone at three in the morning?

sukuna: Why are you texting like a dumbass?

y/n: i cab texg peopld howveer i want you rude pinky bitch

y/n: u thibk ur soooo cooll becausr u have tattoos all over ur stupid face and arms ohh woweeee

sukuna: Are you drunk

y/n: shuf up dumb bitch

y/n: i hate you

sukuna: Ok

sukuna: Where are you

y/n: I'nmm not telling u!!! why wdo u care?? shoukdbf u be checkimg up on your gf

sukuna: You're such a child. She's not my girlfriend and if that's what you're mad over then I don't understand why you are and why it bothers you so much stupid girl

y/n: haaa i gurss he didbt get thd hint

y/n: i thoughy i was being obvious abotu how i felt about uou

y/n: whatevrr

y/n: i'm gobna go have fun, byr

sukuna: Can you send me your location or something fucking hell

y/n: no!!!!! Neverrrrr!!!!!

sukuna: Ok

sukuna: You're at Nobara's party aren't you

y/n: NO

y/n: shooooo ur such a bug hejejeheer

sukuna: I'm texting her

sukuna: And if your ass isn't outside waiting for me to grab you I swear to God I'll fucking drag you out of that party myself if I have to

y/n: grrrrr!!!!!!!!

sukuna: So damn foolish.

Y/n has read your message

sunday | new message from: sukuna

sukuna: I put your keys by your desk. If you're wondering how you're even back at home I drove you back. Idk what you were thinking but I don't have any type of romantic feelings for that girl, I only fed her because she wanted to try the food I was eating. I do apologize for neglecting how you felt about me. I only ever did it because I felt the same. It feels so stupid liking someone, let alone you. I don't like how it feels. I'm too used to being alone that I didn't want to let you get to my head. I understand if you want to distance yourself from me. But please, for the love of God, be careful when you drink. I hate seeing you cry. You look so stupid and dumb when you whine. I don't like it. I don't wanna be the reason you make those ugly faces. It'll fuck with my head. I've been meaning to give you the gift I got you for your birthday so I left it on your table. I hope you feel better, dumb girl.

authors note: the gift sukuna got her was a necklace that had his birth stone (zodiac stone) as the charm, while he got himself a matching one with her own birth stone. both necklaces had came out to be around almost three thousand dollars given that he made sure the chains were real. he made sure to remember every little thing she told him, including her zodiac

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thegeminisage · 2 years

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Hello, apropos of absolutely nothing except I’m on my third “top # Zelda dungeons” video. What are YOUR top favorite zelda dungeons. Any number u feel like doing whenever you feel bored enough to respond to an ask. I’m still thinking about mine. K hugzzz bye

Also if I’ve already asked you that before forgive me my brain is broken

NOOOO don't worry i fucking. LOVE THIS. here's a screenshot from my drafts where, only 5 minutes after seeing your ask, i had already feverishly started jotting down every truly standout dungeon i could think of:

anyway looking forward to answering this this really got me thru this week. i think i started out with almost 30 entries WHICH with tireless consideration i eventually narrowed down to get to my top 10. this WAS like picking children and it is so long!! i got carried away with this not-so-little write-up. absolutely no one is obligated to read all of this. i linked the dungeon music bc i am Like That

#10 - forsaken fortress (wind waker)

while the actual layout/design of this dungeon is already impressive, all of the zelda dungeons are impressive. what gets me about this one is two things. firstly, that you come back to this dungeon like...2 times after your initial attempt? right? like this is one of the only dungeons in the series that will KICK YOUR ASS and you just have to go back and get stronger and try again. it’s very much like...so in botw you can start off by attacking ganon straight away, and then suddenly it seems a little silly that link doesn’t do that every time? but he TRIED in ww and he got his ass beat. helmaroc king is an incredible boss for the same reasons, and it’s a perfect boss to head up this dungeon, it’s SO cinematic, it’s a repeated encounter and the eventual victory feels earned and a long time coming.

the other reason is that this dungeon made me, as a kid, wonder about link’s parents. ??? i know, but child minds. in my head i had this whole thing where like, if his grandma was taking care of him and aryll, then OBVIOUSLY their folks died at sea which is why she gets so upset when link leaves on a boat...in my head, the fortress somehow had something to do with it, like their boat was captured by ganondorf’s pirates or they sailed too close and got destroyed or they tried to loot the island only to find it full of monsters...idk, i liked the idea that ganondorf semi-unknowingly touched link’s life with tragedy and left a scar on his childhood way before they ever even knew about each other, because that’s the backstory in ocarina of time, right? link’s mom died in a war ganondorf started. so i think about it every time i do the dungeon. “maybe THIS is where link’s parents died, or here, or here,” etc. this is a super weird answer, and really ww is too happy of a game for those kind of thoughts, this is not even remotely based in any sort of canon, but there you go. ww isn’t my favorite of the mainline zeldas (it’s obviously still a fantastic fucking game but like if you’re ranking them subjectively something has to be at the bottom) but this dungeon is definitely one of my favorite things about it.

#9 - ancient cistern (skyward sword)

i feel like if this one doesn’t make a top 10 list there’s something wrong. a lot of skyward sword’s areas are oozing with atmosphere but for most people this is probably the most memorable one... (i have another lol but we’ll get to that later!) i LOOOOVE having two areas and a dark basement in sharp contrast to the peaceful and light upper areas. with a few exceptions (guardians, dead hands, redeads, wallmasters, those hands in the twilight palace, the soldiers in the silent realm, etc) zelda games usually aren’t truly frightening, but this dungeon is actually scary!!! even on the upper levels i get creeped out by thinking about what’s just beneath my feet. like, i am stressed the entire time i’m in there and that’s BEFORE the whole climbing section. speaking of - i know quantic dream games are garbage, but i always liked how physical they were in frantic moments. having to so something physically vigorous like shake the controller to get away really adds something special to that bit, which is already a pretty standout moment in the series

#8 - stone tower temple (majora's mask)

the MECHANICS of this one! the style! the finality! in a game ABOUT finality! the theme of death in a game about death! where do i even start! ok, so this is the final regular dungeon for MM and it feels like a good place to learn or perhaps just ponder about the world we found ourselves in, a little history re: the people who used to worship majora’s mask, etc etc. and i really love final dungeons for that purpose, the purpose of exposition. but then! not only do we have to lug around four veritable corpses (the statues) up that giant tower to even get in, we also turn the dungeon UPSIDE DOWN...how fucking cool is that!!! i watched a dungeon analysis video recently that posited the temple was sort of like the tower of babel, something built to reach up to...the heavens? the moon? but when you turn it upside down, it leads down into hell (where the boss is), not unlike the cistern actually. i tend to favor final dungeons because they tend to pull epic stunts like that. like god damn

#7 - snowpeak ruins (twilight princess)

tbh i think twilight princess has the best dungeons in the entire series...there’s no one single dungeon in that game that is not an absolute banger (hurriedly throwing a blanket over the lakebed temple) not ONE, but if this whole list was just tp dungeons that isn’t fair. anyway, this one literally ALWAYS makes me want pumpkin soup even though i don’t really like the taste of pumpkin...it’s so cool to have a dungeon thats like. a house??? fortress????? and the boss is so surprising and scary!! not to mention the boss theme is my favorite from twilight princess. it’s just such a solid entry into the series of dungeons in an already-packed game. amazing

#6 - shadow temple (ocarina of time)

it’s so hard to pick when it comes to ocarina dungeons, but for purposes of exposition this has gotta be It for me. i actually would have loved if the spirit temple had revealed more of the gerudo history in the way that this dungeon, thru little more than environmental storytelling, shows us a side of hyrule and the sheikah that we didn’t ever think we’d see, but this is the one that actually pulls it off. and it’s scary!! dead hands and wallmasters and redeads are all some of the staple enemies in the series that actually scare people and i get scared every time i come in here. i mean there are ACTUAL TORTURE DEVICES. WE WALK ON PILES OF BONES. THIS GAME IS RATED E FOR EVERYONE?? idk what to say about the shadow temple that hasn;’t been said already but my little teenage goth ass loved it and i still love it today.

#5 - temple of time (twilight princess)

NOSTALGIAAAAA. CATHARSIIIISSS. i feel like so much of tp relies on us being nostalgic for oot, it’s basically a spiritual remake, and even though i’ve played tp thru more times than any other game except oot (on BOTH consoles...i’ve yet to do the wii u version) i feel like it’s valid to say it was boring because we had seen this before. except we HAVEN’T seen this before!!! there was no “light dungeon” in ocarina. there was supposed to be and they had to cut it. so to like, go back, and see it in these updated graphics, to put the sword back in the stone one more time, and then ALSO get to finally complete the dungeon after, what, almost a decade? so fucking good. the boss was even another version of queen gohma, which was even better because as kids my brother and i were literally so scared of her we had to get a grown-up to beat her for us. and now, with the updated graphics, the spider was very scary again. absolutely wonderful thing to relive <3

#4 - hyrule castle (twilight princess)

ok, as final dungeons go, it doesn’t get much better than this. hyrule castle’s theme slowy being overtaken by ganondorf’s theme, getting to hear that moblin guy talk, your friends coming to your aid as you brave the trek up the tower, and OH YEAH the fucking. dead soldiers pointing your way to the bad guy. this one really evoked a lot of the feelings and memories from scaling ganondorf’s tower in ocarina of time, which it was supposed to do, and felt like what that might have been if they’d had more power in the game engine, you know? the further up you go, the more it feels like you’re REALLY carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders. i mean the DEAD SOLDIERS.

and the BOSS. it sucked that ganondorf came out of nowhere in tp but possessed zelda and everything was SUCH a nice touch. the end of the game was so good and dramatic, down to the rain-and-lightning fight in the field at the end. WHAT a finish.

#3 - a tie between vah ruta & vah medoh (breath of the wild)

ok, i’m cheating on this one a little because aesthetic-wise the divine beasts are all pretty similar and i really just could not choose. when i first started playing botw and i heard that the champions piloted giant beasts i kind of thought it was funny, like what, like jaegers? like pacific rim? uhhh no. so like most people i hit ruta first, and man, that was the end of the pacrim jokes. when i truly finally comprehended how BIG it was. like. that it is both divine and beastly and also the size of a fucking skyscraper!!!

the reason i’m picking two is bc vah ruta was my first divine beast, and i think the music in that one is the MOST foreboding, and musically made me really understand that like. these things are ALIVE. like we’ve been inside trees and giant fish but these things are alive in a way that’s different from that, they are quite cognizant of everything happening inside them in a way that is different from how a fish doesn’t know what’s happening in its stomach, and the sos signals speak to a deep distress of the beast or the pilot or both...and like, not only are they alive, but they are ACTIVELY BEING POSSESSED. i mean mipha’s goddamn CORPSE is sitting in that closed-up bulb and her spirit is running around in the circuits and the beast has no choice but to obey the blight. it’s like a zombie from, the last of us except it’s HUGE. i thought vah medoh was a flying island for half of my file bc i could see it from that far away.

and speaking of vah medoh, it’s the dungeon that like...i think it moves the most, you feel it the most when you move it around. the music is also very frantic and melodic rather than atmospheric, and if it wasn’t so easy puzzle-wise it’d have a final dungeon feel - and it WAS my final dungeon, in both playthrus, revali is the most prickly of all the champions, so it feels fitting. so for that reason it’s hard to decide between the two! i know opinions are very mixed on the way botw handled dungeons, and i have some mixed feelings too, but you can’t deny the divine beasts had STYLE and they were so fucking impactful in a way that dungeons rarely are - i reiterate, they are ALIVE and POSSESSED and you have to free them from their own bodies - idk man, it’s just so fucking good.

#2 - lanayru desert (skyward sword)

i’m cheating a little bit on this one too. skyward sword’s overworld is very linear and full of puzzles, very dungeon-like, so i’m gonna call the section of the overworld that comprises lanayru desert a dungeon. it’s really not! but like, as much as i love the sandship and the mining facility, they don’t come close to capturing the same atmosphere as the path leading up to them. and it’s not an overworld list! it’s a dungeon list! so if we have to go with a dungeon, i’d say the sand ship, for the same reasons that i love the overworld. the way it shifts between past and present, the incredible atmosphere, and the feeling of something that used to be thriving and alive now being abandoned and dead. like, my favorite section of the entire game is probably riding around on a sea of sand except your one little circle of history in which there is water. the fact that like, you can see all these broken down robots and machines and see them come back to life...it’s like the part in phantom of the opera where the film switches to color. you know??? it’s fucking incredible.

#1 - ganondorf's tower (ocarina of time)

this is IT, babey! number one dungeon of all time from the number one game of all time. the main lower part of the dungeon itself is pretty cool - because it’s like a victory lap of the main dungeon mechanics, plus you get one last parting word with all your quasi-dead sage friends - but i think where it really starts to shine is the spiral staircase up to the final fight. the rich red carpet, the stained glass windows, the boss rush of monsters, and all the while the organ getting louder and louder because the KING of all evil is just chilling up there and DARING you to come try it...hello??

ALSO. the fact that this dungeon self-destructs! and this is, i think, one of the only dungeons if not THE only dungeon that does! like he dead ass brings the whole damn thing down around you. i love fleeing with zelda here even though it’s technically 1. timed 2. an escort mission which should make me hate it, just because it’s so unexpected. you think the game is over and there’s MORE GAME. these days it’s not as surprising but in my child mind i could Not believe they did that. and then there’s ANOTHER BOSS. not only that the other boss TAKES YOUR SWORD. you have to FIGHT A GUY in the SWING YOUR SWORD GAME with i repeat NO SWORD in the ruins of the SELF-DESTRUCTING DUNGEON. like. hello???? best best best number one dungeon EVER!!! IN CONCLUSION:

^ text from my brother from a few weeks ago explaining it perfectly

and, finally, honorable mentions for northern face shrine (link's awakening) and dark hyrule castle (minish cap), for being the extremely foreboding place where you find out link will destroy the island and for being a truly sinister fucking version of the normal hyrule castle with STONE PEOPLE INSIDE respectively. both have really great atmospheres and INCREDIBLE background music even if i don’t remember much about the gameplay mechanics specifically and it was hard to leave them off this list!!!

anyway, tysm for sending this to me, it was such a fun thing to answer 😭 i wish i could be a cool zelda youtuber but i’m happy enough to do my little not-so-cool tumblr posts <3

#liz answers asks #paty-ofarrell #loz blogging #long post #liz's meta #??? sure #i feel like i have other lengthy loz posts that aren't tagged...oh well lol #loz posts #<<< that's the tag now #i also wanna hear your top 10 someday!!!!!#whenever you finish thinking about them <3 #sorry i tried really hard to finish this last night and then i ran out of time so the timestamp on that post looks wonky but you get the ide #anyway ii probably won't be here but i queued this to go up not in the middle of the night #i hope it's not too annoying on everyone's dashes!!!! i simply do not <3 want to put it under a cut

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natewrightt · 3 years

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oh my god yes please I actually beg of you

well, here we go

-okay setting the bars here

-this is modern day and ur both 18-19

-moving on

-I feel like Five’s a top

-oh yeah scratch that he IS a top lmao

-speaking of scratches

-(wow look at me go 😍)

-he likes marking you

-a lot

-whether it be hickeys, he doesn’t care bro

-despite his tough superior, sex with him is often out of love

-I mean it always is but it’s very gentle and caring with it you know????

-yeah, you know

-uh

-it would only be rough if he’s angry or just in the mood

-consent first my dudes 😌💅✨

-so there’s a safe word involved too lol

-ok can we talk about daddy kink

-you know what we’ll save that for later

-anyways

-he’s very good at aftercare

-it usually involves cuddling

-k bye lol

-hope you liked whatever the fuck that was

#five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves smut #five hargreeves #number five #number five x reader #five #five x reader #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy

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qui-02 · 3 years

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When you sit in another boys lap pt.1

Warnings: Kuroo part is spicy;)

Part 2

You in danger!

Why would his lovely chibi-chan sit in another boy’s lap.

He saw that it was your guy friend so he chilled out a bit. Still upset thought

Will not make a big as scene in public.

Definitely punish you after.

When you saw your tall boyfriend heading your way you quickly got off from your friends lap and said bye. Soon you met your boyfriend. “Chibi-Chan you know that you can sit on my lap every time you want.” You could clearly see that he was a tad upset, which boyfriend wouldn’t be actually. “Yes I know babe.” You where trying to pretend like nothing happened but clearly he saw everything.“ then why were you sitting on your friends lap?” “Oh we ran out of chairs for the assembly so he offered me to sit on his lap, besides he is a really close friend of mine.” He gave you his signature smirk and slowly whispered in your ear “I am not liking your attitude Y/N, I think I will have to show you to who you belong to when we get home.” He knew that would get you flustered. It certainly did.

Doesn’t mind that you hug or hang out with your guy friend from time to time.

But you went to far with that one.

Tells you very respectfully that he doesn’t like it.

You where walking down the hallway when you heard the sweet voice of your boyfriend. “Hey pretty girl” “hey Baby” you could tell that he was uncomfortable from his tone of voice, “everything ok?” “I won’t restrict you from spending time with your guy friend but when I saw you sitting on his lap it made me a bit uncomfortable love.” You felt really bad “I am very sorry about that, guess that was to much” you gave him a reassuring hug and you jumped to gave him a kiss. Later that day you shared a nice and warm cuddle session.

Noooooo

Why would you do that to this baby owl!

Akaashi had to tell you, lol

Starts crying.

Thinks you don’t love him anymore.

You and your best friend always went to school together. This morning the train was pact you had no other option but to sit in his lap. Thee was only one problem, you took the same train that your boyfriend did with his best friend Akaashi. After he saw you sitting and chatting with your friend he wasted no time and went into emo-mode. The green eyed male had to stop him before he made a scene. After some classes it was finally lunch time. You usually sit with your favorite owl and his friend. But where is that owl that you love so much? You can’t find him anywhere but you did find Akaashi maybe he kne something about it. “Hi Akaashi, do you know where Bokuto is?” He certainly looked stressed “oh hey y/n -San, emmm... actually I was looking for you since, you know in the morning when the train was full?” You nodded in respons, “ he saw you sitting in your friends lap and he went into emo-mode after, he has been crying the whole day.” You felt terrible. You soon find him in a corner cry his eyes out. “I am so sorry boo! I only love you! That will never happen again ok? I am so sorry that you had to see that baby.” He finally stopped crying, “I thought you didn’t love me anymore baby owl.” “Why would you say that boo!? I love you to the moon and back and besides your lap is better anyways.” He was finally back to his normal self.

Why where you doing that?

You are only supposed to be sitting in his lap, not your friends.

Kenma was walking out of class when he saw you sitting on your friends lap. He didn’t want to ask you in front of him so he just started texting you.

Kenma: what are you doing

Kenma: I thought my lap was the only lap you where supposed to be sitting on kitten.

Y/N : oh hi sry about that, we ran out of space for a school thing.

Kenma: k.

Kenma: can we go home so you can sit on my lap while I play video games?

Y/N: sure bby!

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anzynai · 3 years

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hi!!! i would die for some lee! hanako and ler! anybody besides tsukasa🥺

Entertainment at its Finest Pt. 2

Hanako and Kou (Toilet-bound Hanako-kun)

A/N: hello!! im so sorry for not posting a fic in like... almost a week but i think this is my sixth fic! wow! anyways, with this fic, i decided to do part 2 to To Entertain because i felt like it, okay? also, this fic might be one of my shortest fics lol but despite that, i hope you like it :)

summary: kou decides to seek revenge on hanako.

word count: 1.1k

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something was different about kou today, and it bothered hanako to be unable to pinpoint exactly what it is. he just seemed more... casual but also more observant? he couldn’t help but feel the reason for kou’s behavior was because of him, whether it was a good thing or a bad thing. whatever it was, hanako would be lying if he said it didn’t make him the slightest bit nervous.

hanako, nene, and kou were in the bathroom since school hours had ended. nene grumbled about cleaning as the apparition took a quick glance at kou to find that the exorcist was already giving him a stare of his own. it was a blank look and hanako thought he might have just spaced out and it just seemed he was looking at hanako. at least, hanako hoped that was the case. hanako turns away, deciding now would be a nice time to begin teasing nene. he didn’t want to think about kou right now.

so the group did their normal day-to-day activities until an hour or two later was when nene had to go home for the evening. the exorcist sat on the ledge of the window, staring at who knows what, and hanako, he was really just floating idly. he looked around, bored, and accidentally looked at the exorcist, who he noticed didn’t seem to be looking at him anymore and he let out a small, unnoticeable sigh of relief.

“bye, you two!” nene said, waving her hand with a smile on her face. hanako turns to float over to her.

“bye bye!” he makes a show of waving his arm wildly, and she moves to exit the door. he watches her before turning around, flinching when he finds the exorcist is right in front of him, less than a few inches away.

“kou?” he tilts his head after taking a moment to recover from the jumpscare. he hadn’t been startled like that in years, being an apparition and all, so kou being able to do it was a bit surprising.

“i’m bored. entertain me.” the exorcist says, plainly with no emotion shown on his face. hanako furrows his eyebrows, because now kou really seemed different. kou was not really a person to share his complaints so easily, much less ask someone to fix them for him or at least help with them, even if it really was just boredom.

hanako makes a noise of confusion and kou breaks his stoic act, letting a sly grin fall onto his face and hanako feels himself getting more and more lost by the minute.

well, until he sees kou’s hands wiggle near his sides and suddenly it clicks. he recalls the other day where he had tickled kou as a source of entertainment. how could he have forgotten it? kou wasn’t going to... was he?

the apparition’s questions died in a moment when kou’s hands descended upon his sides, squeezing them lightly. hanako clamped his mouth shut, desperate not to make a sound. he had fun tickling others, but when he was on the receiving end, it was almost like a nightmare come true.

as kou kept kneading at his sides, he felt it becoming more difficult to contain his giggles, small gasps escaping his lips. he took his hand, slamming it over his mouth as a last resort. unfortunately for him, kou used it to his advantage and dug into his armpit, leaving one hand on his side.

hanako let out surprised muffled squeal, reflexively taking his hand down to push away kou’s fingers. once he began giggling, he was unable to stop no matter how hard he tried.

“k-kouhaha! w-why?” he laughed as kou looked him in the eyes, expressionless until a large amused grin fell on his face and he opened his mouth to speak.

“revenge.” honestly, hanako sort of knew that’s what is was since he started tickling him. though, he didn’t expect kou to get back at him. kou was a playful guy, sure, but tickling didn’t seem to be something he’d seek revenge for.

hanako attempted to float away, but kou pushed him to the ground, leaning against the wall. he was stuck. all he could do was endure and take what was thrown back at him.

kou kept sifting through spots, analyzing which ones seemed to have a bigger reaction. he tried his neck, ribs, and even ears. while hanako giggled, it wasn’t enough to drive him mad. kou’s goal was to find his tickle spot, and torment it, like hanako had done with kou. he had gone through almost his entire torso before diving into the lower half of his body.

hanako’s giggles turned into a loud cackle when kou’s hands made their way to his thighs, squeezing at the plush skin. his unrelenting hands moved to different areas on his thighs, finding that the inner parts were most sensitive. so he pinched them over and over and over again. hanako’s hysterical laughter was all that could be heard in the small bathroom.

“w-waiHAHAT! STAHAHAP! ” hanako shrieked, loudly after just a moment. while he said that as a reflex, kou hadn’t realized that, stopping abruptly and hanako had to hold in his sigh of disappointment.

“w-why did you stop?” hanako asked, breathless. kou eyed him in concern, regret slowly seeping in his face. hanako didn’t know why, but he could guess it had something to do with the panic in his tone of voice.

“i’m sorry, i went too far, didn’t i? are you okay?” kou fidgeted with his fingers nervously. honestly, he was too kind. he didn’t really go too far at all. hanako had definitely done way worse than him and this session probably lasted no more than a minute or two.

“no, it was just a reflex.” hanako told him, resisting the urge to tease him like he usually would. the exorcist looked distraught. teasing him now would just be mean. he watched kou’s worries fade after a moment. “i’m surprised you actually got back at me!”

“i got you good, huh?” kou smiled, proudly. he stood up, looking down at him with his hands on his hips.

“you sure did. but...” hanako stood up, tackling the exorcist to the ground. “you’re gonna have to pay for that! you think you can tickle me and get away with it?”

with that, he started poking at kou’s ribs and kou’s eyes widened before he dissolved into giggles.

“haHAHANAKO!”

hanako was surprised that kou had gotten revenge like that, and he did like it. he wouldn’t ever admit it, though, despite his unbelievable ability to rarely ever get embarrassed. but while he liked it, he wouldn’t just let kou get away with it. if kou thought he could, he had another thing coming.

#ticklish #tickle fic #fic #toilet bound hanako kun #ticklish hanako #lee hanako #ler kou #toilet bound hanako kun fic #whatever enjoy this for me please #honestly love kou #hey google how to be more active #jai’s fic

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