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mrs-monaghan · 10 months

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So this is inspired by a reply to one of your asks but what do you think each pairs of BTS will be doing if you lock them up in a room for an hour and left unsupervised.

Hello anon. There is way too many pairs in BTS for me to cover them all. So allow me to only do Jikook duos.

I will start with the duos I as Shaz deem to be the weakest, to strongest.

Okay JK's weakest duo which is also his weakest ship; If you've been around for a while you already know who I'm about to say 😂😂😂

Yoonkook.

(The tiktok on the post Here is how I feel about JK's ships. But I swap tkk for ynkk) So Yoonkook alone. Here i talk more about them after the Suchwita episode. But I will now also bring back the IG photos from the concert

Spot the difference? 🤭🤭🤭🤭 and i will be a nice blogger and not bring up the fact that on day 3 while we were busy watching Suga's concert JK was on tiktok liking videos.

Sorry anon..I crack myself up when I talk about Yoonkook but umm... yeah so. We already know what happens when u put them in a room together. They run out of things to talk about. We saw on Suchwita and we saw on Bon voyage by JK's own admission. When I see Yoonkook fanfic on twitter I get very confused 🤭🤭😂😂 because they don't click. Not really. If asked they will choose other members first. Definitely not eo. Yoonkook content with just them 2, I doubt they'd be very entertaining. Not without buffers may it be human or machine 😂

Finding Jimin's weakest duo is actually really hard because like RM said; Jimin is the king of chemistry and put him in a room with anyone and it will be funny and quality entertainment. But I will try.

Vmin.

I'm sorry but these 2 alone, together? Nah... Jimin may be the king of chemistry but even he can't fix the Vmin chemistry anymore. There was a time everything used to flow great between them but in recent years Vmin just ain't it. If u think I'm making this up go back to this live before JK comes in

They kept running out of things to talk about too. Jimin even pretended to leave at one point. They were super awkward to say the least and I feel like they were both grateful for JK's presence. @magicshop-pjm1 likes to go "Vmin is dead" every 2 to 4 business days which is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂 but I think anyone not in denial can admit while yeah, I'm sure they still care about eo, something somewhere went wonky and they're not the same anymore.

This tweet is a joke and its hilarious 🤣😂😂 but unfortunately i find it accurate. Them 2 alone aint it

Taekook.

This was kinda obvious. Some people would rate this duo lower than Yoonkook but I think that's not fair. If you compare them with an unbiased eye Tkk are stronger than ynkk. First they are closer in age which helps. Meaning they're gonna be closer, too. But put them in a room together and it's not even awkward its nothingness. I'm talking silence. By JK's own admission here it just wasn't working. And we all remember the joint IG live where they ran out of things to talk about and JK would play with Bam instead. Another duo where JK needs a buffer for sure. I mean, sure tkk have been out and about but notice how its always with the Wooga squad? Never just them two?

On the plus side, they look really good. So, I'll give them that. 💚

Minimoni

Again this is so hard because Jimin has very strong duos. But yeah, I will put RM second last because RM as a person (bless him and his dimples) he's not the most entertaining and has to bounce off of someone. Them together, alone won't be boring but I'm not sure it would be that memorable or mind blowing. These are just my personal opinions guys so feel free to disagree or chime in. But yeah. I feel Minimoni is 2nd last for me.

I do find it interesting how comfortable RM is with skinship when it comes to Jimin considering he's not big on that in general (unless its Jin) He's even the one who initiates so he is quite comfortable around Jimin.

Anyway, they're a nice duo with a dynamic that gives you UWUs but they're not the most interesting in my eyes. Sorry Minimonis 🤷🏽‍♀️

Namkook

What's the most recent thing that we know about them? We know they hanged out after JK left Jennie's CK event. And we know before that JK said him and RM hadn't drunk together in years. Years. Not months. Now this dont mean they don't see eo. It just means they don't drink together often. I do find this to be significant however because both men love their liquor. But, they drink with other members just not eo so.... 😬😬 again, not making this up, its as per their own admissions

So Namkook in a room together 🤔 what do we got here guys? Have we ever had this? We had a Namkook live but the only memorable thing for me was them outing the fact that Jikook live together. I am blanking on Namkook which makes me feel confident about the position I've put RM.

Give it up for Jimin's type thou everybody 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Jinmin

I would actually have Jinmin and Jihope as a tie but since I'm choosing I will rate Jinmin lower. But man. These 2 together are the absolute best. They are such a comedic entertaining duo. Them together alone in a room is worth every penny if we were asked to pay for any such footage 😂😂 they are funny and they bounce off of eo so well. Never a dull or awkward moment between Jin and Jimin. Never.

These two are the ones you throw to a team that's drowning. They are the ones u assign to a team for better views. I love them together fr fr. Best duo. Such a good duo. Honestly. Throw JK in there and you are set for life with the best trio ever. Go search for any of their compilations and I dare you to be bored.

And we haven't even began to talk about their visuals

First photo of them that pops up on Google and... as it should. Most beautiful man alive Vs world wide handsome =perfection 💯💯💯

(Off topic BTS main visual was always Jin and then V was added to the visual line then eventually JK. Now dont get me wrong all of them are drop dead gorgeous but is there a reason Jimin isn't part of the visual line?? Anyway...)

Hopekook

Hopekook in a room together alone, I'd say that's solid entertainment right there. They're good together, they're funny. It's Jhope we're talking about. He rivals Jimin on having chemistry with the members so him and JK alone i think that's a solid video right there. No awkwardness or nothing and Bonus skinship for the Hopekookers. Good times, really.

JK is extremely comfortable with Jhope so yeah... they're a good duo. No one is getting bored.

Yoonmin

Okay y'all. We know most Yoonmin supporters are rubbish vermin but don't let that make you forget that Yoonmin are extremely entertaining together. Put these 2 in a room alone together and come on... GOLD!! The Yoonmin Suchwita episode is hands down the funniest for me. I laughed from beginning to the end. Swear to God ✋🏽 that episode and the one with the drunk TXT members are great rewatches for me ngl. Also Jimin is Suga's favourite member so Suga is super comfortable with Jimin in everything. But my favorite part of them is the bickering of course.

They can't ever seem to stop fighting which is just so freaking entertaining. Remember ITS 1 when Jhope told Jimin he was being cocky so Jimin said he was going to look for Suga so that the guy could kill his cockiness? He said going to Suga would bring him back down to earth 😂🤣 Because this is who they are, its what they do. They insult eo and call eo out. So people who get mad at Suga need to watch a good old Yoonmin bickering compilation. They've called each other ugly, fat, stupid, skinny, and a bunch of other stuff some people seem to have forgotten.

Anywaaaaaay. Yoonmin alone together is quality content and that's why Suga is high on this list.

Jinkook

Surely I don't need to explain why this duo is number 2 in terms of JK's most entertaining duos. Right? Like its self explanatory? I've stated many times; imo Jin is JK's favourite/closest after Jimin. Some of u disagree and say Jhope nah, its Jin. Imho.

Tom and Jerry, perfect title for them 2. Love it. Put them in a room together and you're set.

chaotic thread here for those who need a refresher

Jihope aka Hopemin

We don't need to imagine. This duo have been alone together or engaged just them enough to know they are entertaining as shit. Its usually mostly Jhope laughing at Jimin's antics but this usually prompts Jimin into getting funnier with every laugh he gets from Jhope.

Much like Jinmin they are the duo you shove into a dying group to give it spice. They are absolutely epic and I feel confident putting Hobi on the number 2 spot of Jimin's most entertaining duos.

They do have awkward moments when they're checking eo out to try and out compliment eo but that's just entertaining as well 😂😂

Last but not least Jikook/Kookmin/Minkook/Mingukk

Now hear me out. This isn't just my bias that made me put this duo at the top. Alright? There is this ongoing unfairness taking place in the fandom where people undermine Jimin and JK's funny n chaotic sides.

Together they are hilarious and entertaining and this duo doesn't get enough credit for being as funny as they are.

The reason they are number one is because Jikook alone together is a complete programme. Humor, Check. Chaos, Check. Romance, Check. Sexual tension, Check.

Hate or love this duo, they're a perfect recipe for entertainment.

Would love to hear your thoughts but this is how I'd rate them. Thanks for the ask anon, twas fun 💜

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shitposting-puppet · 1 year

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A list of Genshin character headcanons and personal ships that Just Make Sense

This will also feature Aether as the traveler, im sorry-

Heizou was a victim and a perpetrator of the VHD. He lost his vision about 8 months in.

As a result he has difficulty with his emotions as well as the emotions of others. He's very inept, a genius but emotionally inept.

Kaveh and Al Haithem don't hate each other, but they definitely are not good friends.

Speaking of, I think Kavehthem is super toxic. Source? My parents were just like them before getting divorced and now they dont talk to each other.

Kaveh's hurt line of: "I've been through worse" yeah... He had a shitty ex.

The ex was a Dottore clone.

The same Dottore clone is how Lisa found out she was lesbian lol.

Diluc and Eula get fake married.

Eula so that she's finally rid of all ties to the Lawrence Clan

Diluc because he's so tired of getting hit on at the tavern...

Dehya and Yoimiya have prosthetics.

Poly5WIRL

(-Wanderer.) That man is so aroace istg

Heizou is also dating Tighnari. No I will NOT elaborate.

Meanwhile Aether is additionally dating Kaeya and Albedo

(who are also dating cause why wouldn't they?)

Heizou and Sara are each other's chosen family.

They eventually legally change their last names so that they're legally siblings too.

Heizou originally wanted to live on Watasumi, but the first time he escaped there he was found and dragged back home.

Speaking of: Heizou was born and raised on Yashiori, specifically in Higi Village.

When Heizou ran away to Watasumi, thats where he met Kokomi and Gorou.

Gorou is trans mtf. Her name is Hina. You cannot change my mind.

Hina and Koko? Married.

Ayato and Itto? Dating. I love they.

Thoma is a fucking wolf hybrid you cant change my mind! He can shape shift!

Also Noelle is his little sister i just

holds them gently

Cynonari is married, Collei is their long-suffering daughter.

Cyno continues to try and ask Kaveh out.

Kaveh continues to be super oblivious.

Kaveh 🤝 Collei = Trauma from Dottore.

Wanderer chose to go to college over hanging out with Traveler and their friends....

Only to end up talking to them anyway. He is Suffering.

Kaeya has Pyrophobia from the Fight.

Al Haithem is a dick. Like he won't bring up trauma or misgender you, but he's still an absolute asshole.

Why is he an ass? Because he knows and deliberately hurts others feelings. He is aware of what he's doing.

Al Haithem is also deaf + autistic. Yes, you can be disabled and still be an asshole.

Kaveh and Al Haithem are Autistic on Autistic Violence

The Nameless Bard's name is Raven, because I am a sucker for Dramatic Irony. Also because I like it.

Childe has chronic pain and early-onset arthritis

Shenhe is actually Chongyun's mom, she gave him away when he was a baby for his safety, and the cover story she and the village gave was that she's just an aunt.

Opposite to how Chongyun's energy is pure Yang, Shenhe's is pure Yin, making her much more likely to attract demons

Heizou and Sango genuinely cannot get along.

Kaveh is actually from Aaru Village. Well, before his dad moved them to the rainforest.

Kaeya actually resent his Khaenri'ahn heritage, as it gave him the impossible burden of spying on a nation.

Btw, Kaeya would choose Mondstadt over Khaenri'ah anyday.

Diluc has a room for Venti at the Winery.

Also, Diluc and Jean are not the only ones who know Venti is Barbatos. He aint that slick.

Albedo, Sucrose, Kaeya and Hu Tao also know.

Sucrose and Albedo? Figured it out themselves.

Kaeya? Found out by accident after Venti got too drunk.

Hu Tao? She already had suspicions that Zhongli was Morax, and Venti showing up along with him, Zhongli and Xiao all being awkward just confirmed it.

Heizou and Yanfei are pen pals. They're besties, Your Honor.

Kazuha and Heizou once did it on the fucking beach during VHD.

This was also 2 years before they started dating. And 3 before they met Aether.

Heizou's a bottom btw. a bratty one.

He and Sango tried dating once while they still got along, but broke up long before they split off

Technically, because of the Irminsul wipe, Venti is still the youngest of the archons. Nahida doesn't know how to feel about this. Neither does Aether.

XIAO IS CANONLY OLDER THAN VENTI ISTG IM NOT JOKING XIAO IS 4000+ AND VENTI IS AROUND 2600 IM FERAL

Anyway

Heizou is allergic to mangoes. And Lavender Melon, and- actually this guy is allergic to near every fruit... Except for sunsettias and pineapples, strangely enough.

This doesn't stop him from eating candy. Much to Sara's horror.

Dw, she has the bfs gang up on him.

Heizou struggles with depression at times. And it's something he goes to therapy for. He hasn't done anything, but for a while it was pretty bad, especially right after the decree ended.

Kaeya has hEDS (Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome)

It means his bones are more likely to dislocate and pop out of socket if he's not careful.

KAEYA FUCKING DUEL WEILDS SWORD AND CATALYS PLEASE MIHOYO GIVE ME CATALYST KAEYA I PROMISE TO BE GOOD

Kaeya is also autistic with some pretty weird sensory issues. The second water gets in his boots this man will toss them off faster than Signora died.

He hates wet socks. Despises them

Yes I'm projecting.

Speaking of Signora. Aether and Venti held a small unofficial funeral for her on Cape Oath. They only had her mask to bury...

Faruzan has all but adopted Kaveh as her grandson. Kaveh has accepted this.

She/they Paimon.

Aether is older than everyone (because, well, physical manifestation of a star) and doesn't tell anyone. He finds it funny

Hes also lactose intolerant. Lumine too.

Aether doesn't let it stop him. Lumine hates this about him.

Fischl is a system

The events of the Aranyaka quest and the Pari quest happened around the same time. How you ask? Aether didn't go to Sumeru alone, he brought Heizou and Kaeya (this is before Hei joined the polycule-)

Its also when Tighnari and Heizou eventually started dating because Heizou kept running off and dragging Kaeya with him when they were supposed to be recovering from the Samsara and Tighnari went "Oh godsdammit i like him..."

Cyno and Nari talked it out and Collei was also cool with it so Nari shot his shot and... It took longer than expected for Heizou to notice...

ANYWAY PARI QUEST

Along with Heizou and Kaeya, Kaveh and Nilou also went with them.

As you've spotted, there isn't a single healer among them

Heizou preoceeds to give Kaeya his spare catalyst and turns that boy into a healer.

"Sorry Aether, I turned your boyfriend into a healer"

The catalyst was the Inazuma craftable one...

Kaveh and Heizou actually hit it off pretty well, bonding over being geniuses in their respective fields

Nilou is Mom friend. Im correct. She calls people "darling" and "sweetheart"

Anemo should be allowed to swirl Dendro so it does in my universe.

Kaeya and Heizou are the ones to find the door to Khaenri'ah... Kaeya doesn't react well and all Heizou has to go on is that maybe the Abyss hurt him somehow

He's kinda right, but its not the full picture.

Also Cynonari have absolutely no clue where those two are at this point... They are Freaking Out because Aether is off doing other things and told them to keep those two in Ghandarvah Ville...

Heizou punches Al Haitham in the fucking face.

Lyney has longer hair, and it's braided over his shoulder like in Lisa's alt skin.

Lyney's outfit is also 30% more slutty because holy shit its an abomination.

The twins are both cats. Lyney is SUCH a catboy (derogatory)

I want that Twink Obliterated.

One-sided LyneyxAether. Lyney gets over it... eventually.

Barbara and Freminet is such a cute ship yall are sleeping

Lyney is canonly Down Atrocious for Aether omg that poor magician

Freminet occasionally drags the twins swimming with him. But only in shallow water cause Lynette doesn't like the water. Lyney does though.

Freminet has killed a man that looked at Lynette wrong. He will kill again.

Lyney: Autistic ADHD

Lynette: Autistic

Freminet: Autistic Agoraphobic (Agoraphobia is the fear of people)

Freminet and Lynette tag team Lyney when he's talking bad about himself

Can you tell i love these guys?

Wriothesley and Clorinde are.... they got Something goin on

Neuvillette and Furina are married.

Heizou punches Lyney in the face after the trial

Is immediately sent to Solitary Confinement for Inciting a Riot... In front of Wriothesley

"Oh this is bad... This is really bad!" Heizou

"What's wrong man?" Cyno

"I kissed Aether!" Heizou

"Woahhhhhh... I owe Nari and Yanfei so much mora" Cyno

After 4.2 Furina moves in with Venti at the Dawn Winery.

Diluc walked in to see her and Venti playing cards and went "I'll go set up a room."

Also canonly? Heizou is fucking buff. Never forget he can take down the ENTIRE POLICE STATION WITHOUT A VISION

Lyney is just "He could have rocked my shit...why was that hot?"

Wriothesley is Suffering because he lost a match to a twink

Heizou is Not friends with the Orphan Trio lol, but he is friends with Chevreuse. They bonded over shitty dads

Heizou also just goes home with the Inazuma cast after the Fontianalia Film Festival

Yanfei and Cyno also go home lol cause Natlan would not be the best place for them

Heizou, Kano Nana, and Gaming are cousins on their mother's side. Their moms were sisters and grew up in Konda Village.

Gaming and Amber are cousins on the paternal side

Gaming does NOT forgive his father during Lantern Rite. He's also angry at Aether for telling people his private matters.

Heizou is there during Lantern Rite because Favoritism Privilege. Heizou is also upset because he's been there.

Heizou's brother is named Yamashi and his mom is Kanae. The father stays nameless bc fuck him.

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chocochipjewel · 4 months

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Thank you so much to everyone who liked and reblogged my art! I was so nervous about sharing my art for the first time and reading your compliments was such a good confidence boost for me. Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

In fact, this boosted my confidence so much I'm willing to share another one of my pieces! This was done back in September/October of last year. Another Witteclaw piece of them just staring into each other haha. I draw the same thing multiple times a lot lol.

But anyways, here is my submission for Day 5 of Witteclaw week: Date!

The idea I had back when I drew this picture was of Caleb's first time with a glyph in the Boiling Isles. I don't think he'd ever gone quite as far as Luz did with glyphs, but I imagine he at least discovered a glyph or two. Anyways, I imagined Caleb had been in the BI for a while with Evelyn but this was the first time he connected with the Isles and discovered the light glyph. Now, finally, after having to force himself to fit in with the witch hunters back in Gravesfield, he had found a way to fit into this world. This was a moment of acceptance for him, like the Titan had finally welcomed him into the world. And of course, the only reason he found the glyph and the Boiling Isles in general, was Evelyn.

I like to think this moment was when Caleb decided to stay in the Isles with Evelyn. This was when he finally knew what he wanted. And that he wanted to be with her. Maybe there's a confession, maybe they'd already confessed at this point, I'm not sure. But that night, under the light of the glyph and only with each other, they finally knew the life they were going to live... together.

I know this isn't as much of a formal write up as these ship weeks often have, but it's the best I can do at the present so hope this resonates with fellow shippers!

The art was inspired off of the art linked below with the same Tangled quote by @kitsunecrows

Go follow their stuff too!

Thanks for the encouragement everyone!

@wittecoupleweek For Day 5: Date! Sorry if it's not as clean a write up or as much of a good fit for the prompt as others. I just kinda wanted to post this during the week lol.

#caleb wittebane #caleb wittebane x evelyn clawthorne #evelyn clawthorne #toh evelyn #evelyn toh #wittecouple #wittewife #witteclaw #wittethorne #caelyn #wittecouple week 2024 #my art #toh #the owl house #jewel makes art

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wildglitch · 1 month

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A long Side tangent for the WIZ!Spidey x DCU AU

A longish post on what I think happened to the other dimension travelers. This is gonna be semi canon with the other heros! Timeline I sometimes mention. This means some of what I say is canon, some might be subject to change, while others I have decided to write total bs for.

And YK what the best part is? You get to figure out which one is which :D

Since this is gonna be focusing on a lot of other characters that aren't Peter, this is gonna be a bit longer so the characters can get at least one paragraph to them.

This is mostly gonna be off the top of my head since I only know what happens to Loki, T'challa and Bruce. The others I'm gonna figure out as we go, so we are doing this together

Anyways- let's start.

-Ok so lets break this into sections

Main canon: the one every post is talking about unless I say otherwise. Yk, the main au

Other Heros: the au where I add characters that didn't show up in the show, but canonically they do exist in the main MCU timeline so theoretically they could also survive. Yk, the Daredevil au I wrote a bit about where everyone dies, this is if they live

Absolut BS: Is there gonna be bs in the other sections? Yes. Is there gonna be anything serious in this one? Absolutely not. This is for those sweet non canon MCU characters. I try to stick to canon as much as possible, but sometimes I get an idea so good I wanna add it, but refuses cause I gotta lay in the bed I made for myself (it's fine lol). This is for stuff we know aren't canon or are very heavily implied not to be in the MCU. Yk, for funsies, (and cause team red is missing its degenerate, yes Im weak Im sorry! Deadpool you still aint canon to this until your movie comes out! You too Logan!)

With those out of the way, lets start of with the

Main Canon

-So, starting off simple are the people on the ship. T'achalla in my opinion, looking at the movies, is weaker than Peter. And since Peter dies in most of his crashes if there is no interference, the answer is clear to see. After all, the black guy always dies first :^

...MOVING ON-

No, uhh, to not just leave it like that cause, yes, it's sad- I like to think that if he dies then his ancestors and powers let him transcend a bit to the point of minor godhood. Meaning that if there were ever a godly meeting the avatars had to attend to, Peter would be in for a big surprise

-Scott, wtf happened to you bro-

He survives due to the fact he had the cloak of levitation, he has no clue what happened and due to his lower weight, gets blown away by the wind, never to be seen again. So sad

...anyways he ended up in a box-

No clue how he got there. He just knows that one minute he was disoriented as hell in the sky, the next he's stuck in some crate in some magic labyrinth with no hope of rescue. Long story short, he's stuck there for many, many months.

Scott: How Am I Still Alive!?

-Bruce is the Hulk when he gets chucked into the DCU, he's also at an old abandoned military base...why are there people here?

Ya so, apparently the abandoned base he was Hulking out at against a bunch of Zombies, wasn't so abandoned in the DCU. In Fact it's one of, if not the most top secret base there is in the U.S military. So imagine with me, this X foot tall green beast appears out of nowhere and is in some sort of rampage at this super secure military base. You're welcome, I just put Bruce on the Villains list. I can see a few JL members or maybe some YJ kids showing up and dealing with him. And since we know that Hulk is sentient enough to make friends and enemies, Hulk is sent to some top of the line prison while Bruce is unconscious in the back seat. The JL try to interrogate him, but they only get vage half formed sentences about being weak (not a good look) people (Valkyrie, his best bro, is very much missed) and a mission (protect spider...Batman filed that one away for later)

-Bucky...Ha! No

I've proven to myself that I like his character enough to make him important to Peter's Character and the Plot (since when is there plot-) so Ima save him for another post.

-Thor (+Rocket and Groot)

These 3 didn't get split up, Surprisingly. They end up traveling through Africa (yes, the whole thing) trying to find their way back. Thor in his depressive state, keeps fighting and trying to find a way to his brother, since he could tell that whatever happened to them, it happened because of Loki.

Rocket and Groot are just there, since they're aliens who have never been to Earth before, they are just treating it like that. Though they do know something happened and they aren't really in the same place as before, they aren't struggling as much as the Earth natives. Thor is also having an easier time, but he keeps forgetting he isn't well known here. It's actually a bit refreshing.

Think of it like a road trip DnD adventure as they travel through Africa then Europe then Asia, trying to find his brother but having no clue where to go. Saving people and gaining a sort of reputation as “That nice aussie that saves people'' alongside “The raccoon and Groot” (Everyone loves Groot)

Rocket Is a good dad and is just there protecting Groot and scamming people. And Groot discovers the internet. They continue to save people because that's what they did with their family, so they will continue to do that even if they can tell it's just the two of them again.

-Loki, my God…you sneaky shit-

When I tell you, Loki dropped in the middle of a league meeting. Im telling you, he dropped in the MIDDLE OF A LEAGUE MEETING! JL Light, JL Dark, YJ, the Titans, literally everyone was there! Why? 1. The league has a yearly meeting where they try to get every superhero team and hero esc people in the room so they can touch base. 2. Loki's magic…scared the hell out of them. The meeting was really soon and all of a sudden they get a really strong magic signature tearing reality apart? Yeah, they are gonna move the meeting up by a week to see what the heck is going on. Only for this British fuck to drop onto the table just ozzing out the energy they where Looking for. Yeah, you can bet all hell broke loose.

Loki gets locked in a cell on the tower as they try to figure out who he is, but they have absolutely no experience with his realitys magic so they can't get anything off of him. Some of the more godly inclined (Captain Marvel) can tell that he's a god from another universe, but comes to the conclusion that it's best to just let things play out.

Loki:...

CM:...

Loki: you’re quite the interesting child

CM: nOPE! You’re on your own. Good luck with that.

The hero's try interrogating him, trying to find out what he wants, and Loki is just like “nuh uh” and is just enjoying his time in his cell like the chaos god he is. Obviously he's playing all of them and getting info off of every single one of them, figuring out slowly where the other people could be and sending Peter to investigate the leads. Could he escape? Absolutely, he has walked to the kitchen more times than he cares to mention. Will he leave? No, he is in the most strategically useful place at the moment so he will stay there screwing with Batman until the League get bored of interrogating him. There are moments where they think he means no harm, and while that is true, it also means they might kick him from the tower, and he can't have that. Besides, scaring the Flash in front of everyone to keep his danger status is just so much fun.

And that everyone that should be in the Main Canon, onto

Canon Divergents: Other Heros.

Ok, so I like to think, personally, that everyone on this list died a horrible gruesome death before the episode started. But I can tell that some people like to keep them alive, and what is this if not just us having fun right? So this is a little “what if '' of the “what if ''. I don't know why they weren't in the episode, maybe they left, maybe they thought they were dead, maybe they were on another mission, who knows, you choose. But like I said, this is for fun so I’ll let you lil’ brains figure it out.

Lets start of with

-Kamala Khan. Ok so with this, Ima play with the timeline again. We never get confirmation if she blipped or not, but I don't think so(correct me if I'm wrong). So looking at her age I’d say she's around 16? In the year 2024 (holy shit thats this year-) so in 2018 when the blip/ the episode happened she would have been 10-11

You see my vision? Little 10 year old Kamala was possibly one of the youngest kids of the group, so her getting chucked into the DCU can only land her in one place. Foster care. You can make the argument that months of zombies made her jaded and able to survive the apocalypse and thus the streets considering I gave her the bangles. But I honestly think she was found right away and protected by everyone because of her age no matter the fact she has the bangle. She’s so small, it doesn't even fit her right. I think she's still a sweet, excitable little girl that is traumatized, but spent most of her time at the base being protected and cheering the others up.

So, her being this excitable and happy gets placed into many foster homes. But she also has trauma and issues so the family realizing she's not an “easy” kid sends her back, moving her around a lot. I can totally see Peter actually finding her but the only thing keeping him from getting to her is the constant address changes and his lack of funds.

-Darcy Lewis is truly in her 2 broke girls era as she takes the Identity of “Max” and starts working at a shitty Cafe.

-Moon Knight system

Remember how I said that only Jake was present for the Zombie Apocalypse? Well-

M: 8 MONTHS!?

S: Where are we!

M: 8 months!

S: What happened?

M: 8. Months.

S: Why weren't we here! Wait as second we- who are you 2?!

M: 8. Months…

S: Ahhhhhhhhh

J: *end me now* ( o_o)

Ya so instead of them trying to find the others, the 3 of them are actually trying to learn how to live with each other. The multiple Identities and accents are throwing Peter off

-Barton children

Ok Ima rapid fire this

Lila: somehow ends up with the arrows and being her fathers daughter, shows them up. Artimist likes her a lot

Cooper: He ends up in (you decide) city, and being his mothers son, starts doing some spy shit trying to find the others.

Nathen: lil’ baby somehow showed up at the Kents farm instead of his, and they sort of just …*adopt*. He's good friends with Jon.

Bonus points: Pizza dog is found as a Puppy by the kid and adopted as “emotional support” and “I must protect this poor dog, he doesn't have an eye for pete's sake!”

(These can not all happen, you gotta pick one kid for your hc cause I refuse to let all of the kids live no matter the au. The angst potential is the best part people)

-Last but not least Matt

He was found by a Church, the church sent him to the hospital, the hospital called him insane and sent by a psych ward, the psych ward said nope and sent him to arkham. He's pissed about it but like the reasonable guy he is, understands. Lots of the guys in there call him a “wanna be batman”.

He has no clue who that is but he is deeply offended.

I can totally see Peter finding him within a few days of looking and just going to visit him under the guise that he's his son.

Peter:...

Matt: …

Peter: *glare*

Matt: soooo, how have you been?

Peter: I Thought You Were Dead!

Peter cant get Matt out cause Matt keeps beating the other rouges up. Peter is so done with his shit and Matt regrets nothing. That 2 face piece of shit had it coming.

Bonus point for the Batfam finding out Peter’s “Father” is in arkham. Just Bruce and Matt having the most awkward silent meeting. Neither talk for like 15 minutes at first. It's glorious.

+Miles morales. Oh you thought I was done? Tf I am! He's canon to the MCU so I’m rolling with it. Timeline wise, I’d say he's about 6-8 years old give or take. He can either A: get the spider powers and survives just like Peter until they find him, and Peter taking him under his wing, or B: im being the only person Peter could save because…idk, maybe he was having a confrontation with Aaron at his apartment and it turns out Miles was there cause he wanted to go trick or treating with him and is wearing a spiderman custom, awww, and kinda awkward for the two (mostly Aaron). Zombies come in, and Aaron sends Miles with Peter because yk, good Uncle. Yeah that works-

Miles' face is planted right in the center of brooklyn and like the good boy he is, waits for someone he knows to find him, (if lost, wait at the spot you are until they find you). He tells people his guardian is Peter Parker, but since Peter is going under a different allies, they can't find him. But Miles is determined and decides that he needs to stay In Queens so that Peter can find him, he knows he will.

And that wraps up that part which leads us to

Total Bull Shit

Yep, this is for those sweet non MCU canon characters. (No other fandom ones though, I haven't fallen that far from grace) (with this au at leasts)

These are just for the sillies and won't be canon unless they somehow become canon to the MCU (*stares intensely at Deadpool and Wolverine* sooooon)

-Wade Wilson

We all have seen the trailers ok, I see him, he's coming, we have all waited for this. And not only is he coming to the MCU but his reasoning works really well with this fic. He's crossing dimensions to fix the timeline and shit and he somehow gets chucked into this storyline as he's doing it. With his awesome fourth wall breaks, I can just see him showing up in Gotham for a bit, causing shit, and breaking Matt out of Arkham because he wants to do the Team Red thing. I can totally see him being super excited about meeting his first spidey lol. And Peter and Matt are just in a constant state of “wtf” as they deal with this guy that is apparently from the same multiverse and Universe(?) as them. Also, apparently it shouldn't even be possible for them to be in this universe, so that's fun

They warm up to each other and end up having a bit of fun I swear. He wont stay for long cause I can see this as being like a quick side plot in both the AU and the movie as he tries to get back to whatever he's doing.

-Logan. He's there for like a Minute, he gets there trying to get wade back to whatever they are doing, and ends up getting stuck too. Peter and Matt help them get back to whatever they were doing and when they offer a way back to their home, they say no for a number of reasons. Logan still ends up giving them a dimension hopping thing just in case.

-Andrew!Spidey from the main timeline NWH. Techincally hes canon, but hes also kinda owned by Sony so ima let this slide. Hes there for like just a minunte ok- he gets pulled into Deadpools And Wolverings Shit and decides “Fuck it, we ball” and helps the out. He sees little WIZ!Peter and thinks, “Holy shit, I just saw you!” and tells Peter about the weird shit he just went through with the other version of him and Peter is just amazed. Like “wow, a world where my friends are alive, a world where no Zombies came and destroyed the lives of the people I love. A world where I got to have more time with aunt May….must be nice”

Sorry-

Also- *has flashbacks to Andrew Garfield and Ryan Renolds kissing and the canonical list of people Deadpool is allowed to cheat with. ( o_o)

DP: heya hot stuff

A!S: No.

DP: yes

Wiz!P: Wtf is happening

DD: Look away kid

*Deadpool and Spidey comic dynamic of full display*

-Harry Osborn.

Peter: Hey Harry, who are those guys?

Harry: idk, my dad is working with these biochemists for a company from Russia. I think the name was some Greek monster? I don't really care.

Peter: Oh ok, I'm gonna say hi to them

Harry: Sure, but be mindful of the creatures they’re working on

Peter: Got it!

Boom there’s your origin story. Peter just wanted to say hi to the nice looking Hydra agent and Harry let him.

Could we have him be hobgoblin alongside Peter when they are in gotham? Sure. Have it be like a nice spider that does no harm and his mean goblin bodyguard. Except it's the spider who can truly kick your ass. Also, just the absolut drama these 2 can have with each other is just *chefs kiss*

-Gwen Stacy

Just- just Gwen dude. Maybe she's from the DCU and they have a meet cute at a coffee shop. Maybe Peter Meets this super cute girl hiding out in a lab in the middle of the apocalypse. Maybe she's dead. Idk, idc, I love Gwen’s and Peter’s dynamic in TASM movies and I can see a traumatized dark humor version with these 2. Just give Peter his Girlfriend pls

-Johnny Storm is one of Peter's best superhero friends in the comics. Spidey's first appearance is also in a FF comic, so it just feels right. Just integrate that into the story and you're golden. I can see them having inside jokes and stuff no one will ever get cause “you had to be there”.

-Nova, because I'm pulling from my experience with the 2012 show. No, I bring him in because I think it could add not only to Peter's character but also rockets and groots, considering they just heard the Xandar was destroyed, and all of a sudden they find this kid with an old bucket. They’re gonna get some feels, small as they might be.

Also, the ultimate 2012 team may have treated Peter like shite, but with better writing and stuff, these 2 could have been good friends. Sadly that doesn't really translate that well in the show imo.

Uhhhhh, anyone else for this monster of a post? No. Ok cool-

Idk when I'm gonna post the next part of the main lore stuff, but I'm gonna post this and some DC p.o.v's to flesh out some stuff. I might also post a bit of art and another fic in between the posts.

This is too long- have fun with this while I go pass out for a bit lol

#peter parker #crossover #dcu #mcu #zombie au #au #im not tagging everyone #i dont hate myself that much #wiz!au #mcu x dc #what if #Im gonna figuer out the rest of the tags later #enjoy this word vomit ig #long post

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aria0fgold · 9 months

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Hi, I'm Aria! Am now 24 years old >:3

'tis me ^ (old art but it's all I got. resized to tiny. as I am.)

'tis me too ^ (new art yay! resized as tiny once again.)

Any pronouns okay! I don't mind really! I use she/her for myself :3

Am writer!!! Aria0fGold in ao3 too, and a beginner artist! I have many interests :D But I'm currently hyperfixated on two, OMORI and Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku (Mahoyaku/mhyk for short). You're gonna see me talk a lot bout em.

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List of My OMORI AUs ehe

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Other interests are:

Detective Conan (Conan my disastrous son...)

Project Sekai (Emu is a sweetheart of a daughter and Akito is a rebellious son whose white knight card never came home)

AI: The Somnium Files (Mizuki and Iris are my daughters now and I will follow Boss to the ends of the world)

Pokemon (My childhood, only played up to B/W2 though and pmd sky? + the time one. It's been years since then)

TWEWY (Neku was a jerk but he was my jerk of a son and you're doing good sweetie)

Honkai Impact 3rd (Rarely play it now but Seele and Veliona are my daughters, Elysia and Eden are my queens)

Genshin Impact (Barely play it now too but Qiqi, Noelle, and Yoimiya are my daughters. And I hate Childe[lovingly])

Honkai Star Rail (Active in it, Asia server ehe. Seele all grown up now, proud of her. I hate Luocha and Kafka[lovingly])

And many more!!! Those are the ones I can list off the top of my head but there's lots more, like other anime, games, manga, manwha, manhua, songs (Mili)!

I love OCs too! I love anyone's OCs! I have a lot of OCs but you'll sometimes see me talking about mainly 5 (Alec, Ray, Water, Sephirah, Mel) + 1, the plus one is my OMORI OC that I've been neglecting for a while, sorry bout that Patch, dear.

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A list of my tags! I need this myself too:

aria rants - for when I talk about nearly anything

aria rbs - for reblogs (aria srb for self reblog)

ariart - for my art! :3

arianswer - for when I answer asks!

ariau - for my AUs! It's mainly OMORI AUs though!

ariawrites - for the very rare writing I put out

ariafic - for posting links of fics that I've written :D

ariaplays: [name of game here] - for when I live blog some of my reactions for a game I'm playing, used it for aistf! (ariaplays: aistf, the tag for it basically)

There's more, I'm sure there's more, but I can't remember them... But those are the main ones I use anyway so that's fine!

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Some more stuff about me:

Can be very talkative, I like rambling in the tags a lot, I put many additional thoughts there ehe.

I adore Omori (character) a lot, he is the bestest ever. And I adore Cain Knightley very much, and Owen, and I am a caiowe/owecai shipper (they make me insane)

There's multiple ships that I like in OMORI. I like photobomb, as well as sunflower, and kel/basil (I failed you both I'm sorry I don't know your shipname), suntan, sunny/aubrey (I failed em too, I'm sorry my brain aint braining well with remembering shipnames). Even the polycule ships are nice too. And heromari, of course :D

Feel free to send me asks! or dms! or tag me! I don't mind really, I like interacting with people. But at the same time I can be an awkward bunny that also doesn't know how to interact with people... unless you're a mutual, you'll be seeing me a lot then >:3

It's a surprise really how I managed to have mutuals, I love yall <3

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Aaannndd that's a wrap! Might edit this in the future to add more or something but I'm satisfied with this for now! Thank you for reading and have a nice day ehe! :3

#aria rants #introduction #this was harder than i thought #but it was fun nonetheless ehe!#aria intro #yea most of my tags consist of my name cuz why not #new pinned

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himbos-hotline · 10 months

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15 on the FWB list is Cole & Jay

I'll tell you my sins and [you can sharpen your knife]

Word count: 4247 words Ship: Jay Orton/Adam Cole, "Hangman" Adam Page/Adam Cole, Adam Cole/Kenny Omega/"Hangman" Adam Page/Wheeler Yuta/Jay Orton [right at the end] Characters: Adam Cole, Jay Orton, Mentioned: Kenny Omega, "Hangman" Adam Page, Triggers: I don't think there is any, canon typical violence Authors note: I saw the tumblr post where Adam Cole stabs people in the back before he betrays them and thought "what if he did this to Jay?" and then I wrote 4000 words about it but this is actually them getting together. Also titled as: COLE IS A BRAT PRINCESS WHO NEEDS TO FOR HER CRIMES AGAINST MY SANITY. I am back baby!! The polycule is just a mention at the end, this is some good ol' love confessions with angst and feelings Read on AO3

Adam still smells like the table when he stumbles through the curtain. It seems to mix into his pours, the smokiness drawing an outline around the blood that drizzles and runs slowly down his chin, twisting across the racing pulse points in his neck as it mixes with sweat. He can still taste Cole's blood on the corners of his tongue when he swallows, pushing the title further up his shoulder as he stumbles through backstage. There's a throbbing pain in his palm, small cuts from the barbed wire crown he settled on Cole's head; a fake crown for a false God.

The medical room is starkly warm and distractingly different to the sweat chilling against Adam's skin as he sits with his back against the wall, legs hanging in free-fall off the medical bench as Delilah stitches up his chin. There's the familiar tug of stitches being dragged through his chin and the unfamiliar tapping that seems to drive a spike through Adam's temple. There's the awkward scurry of unsteady footsteps and he blinks his eyes open, feeling them adjust to the light. He watches Jay lead Cole in; his arm wrapped around his middle and hands lingering almost purposely against his shoulders. Jay brushes a thumb across the seam of Cole's lips and smiles when his eyes open. "Ya in the medical room now, you're safe…"

Cole follows Jay with his eyes; blue and foggy like the water in an abandoned well as she leans against the wall between the two of them. "It's okay, they're gonna fix ya up and then I'll take you back to the hotel."

"Ya will?" Adam blinks between his boyfriends, head tilted coyly to the side as he keeps the two of them. He spots the warmth on Jay's face, bringing a soft pink blush across his ears and scarred cheeks and notices the softness that floats the murky pools of pain everytime he thinks Jay is not looking in his direction. Adam spots the tension in the room, the thickness of the air and nods slowly when Jay raises an eyebrow. "I just…meant that I did this…it's kinda my mess I've gotta clean up…" Adam watches the wince that coats Cole's face and looks down at the floor, sighing softly.

"Yeah, You're pretty banged up anyway, ya aint gonna be much good to Cole if you'er both laying fucked up in bed." Jay says with a shrug, softly running her fingers through Adam's hair. "Plus Kenny is gonna wanna look after you, y'know how he gets when you're hurt cowboy." Jay follows the blush across Adam's cheeks with his thumbs, smiling when he tilts his head forwards, chin jutted forwards so the doctor can smooth a bandaid across the fresh stitches. "Sorry, is he done?"

Delilah nods politely, painted lips pressed together in a sweet smile as Adam thanks her, fingertips smoothing slowly across the outline of the bandaid, feeling the rough texture against the soft pad of his thumb. He nods softly when Delilah pushes a pamphlet into his hand about the wound care and despite his history with stitches, Adam takes it away. "I'll text you when I'm back at the hotel." Adam tells the two people sitting on the bench opposite the room as he dresses, tugging his vest on over his sore shoulders.

"Yeah." Jay replies, shoulders bunched up around his ears, face a mix of stunned surprise and a familiar glimmer of understanding, Adam follows Jay's arm with a questioning glint in his eyes, it disappears when he spots Cole slumped against Jay's side, hand resting against theirs. "I'll uh, text the group chat when we get back to the hotel." Adam nods, listens to the soft way that Jay's voice smoothes out at the end as their hand twists, resting palm-to-palm with Coles. "I love you."

"I love ya guys too." Adam says, loud enough that the two of them can hear over the fuss of the medical room and the click of the door closing behind their boyfriend. Jay's eyes linger against the red wooden door for a few seconds, flicking almost like he's tracing Adam's outline, Cole moves pushing his forehead against Jay's lowering shoulders, twisting his face away from the penlight Delilah shimmers into his blue eyes.

There's tests and checks, ones that Jay remembers in medical school and they follow along silently with what he remembers, listens closely to Delilah as she calls over Doctor Sampson and the tests start again. Cole grumbles through the answers, swats his hand annoyingly at the pen touch and Jay presses his hand firmly into the spot between his shoulders, small round nails itching at the blood-stained skin. She watches as Delilah presses butterfly stitches to the back of Cole's head, follows a drop of blood as it maps its way around his chest and quickly without thinking Jay wipes it away, rubbing it so hard into the dark fabric of their jeans, that the two of them can almost pretend that it didn't happen.

The match didn't happen. Cole is sitting, being poked and prodded in a random room in a random state. Jay never left his side those years ago. She is seventeen again; in the back of a dingy restaurant, chuckling as her and Cole down bottles of wine and share cigarettes, giggling when his lips get stained with the end of Jay's lipstick. The two of them are curled up together in a bed in a hotel room WWE paid for, Jay rubbing Adam's cum off his chest with a wet rag, tucking him securely back into his ring gear and covering hickeys with foundation and bruise cream, smiling at each other in the reflection of a bathroom mirror.

No time has passed as the two of them sit together; Jay holding Cole up as he desperately searches for warmth in the curve of his neck. He smells like mint and rose water, his hair smells of tea tree oil and when he looks up at them with the round blue eyes, shimmering like the Devil's water, Jay remembers all the times together; gazing into each others eyes and drinking the waters of sinful lust like the two of them we're drowning, gasping in air And then she smiles, watches how Cole blinks slowly at them, pupils small and darting around the room when something rumbles outside, a bit too close to thunder.

"Its okay, there's no rain here, not yet." Jay promises, legs swinging slightly as he talks, watching from the corner of his eyes as Doctor Sampson prepares antiseptic wipes and yet another needle to sterilize the wounds. The room smells like antiseptic and trying his best, wraps his fingers between the gaps in Cole's hand, watches how he squeezes back and nods. "See-" He scrolls through his phone, flicks through the weather app and smiles. "It's just gonna be cold tonight, no rain."

"Okay.." Cole whispers, voice trailing into a whine as the needle pierces through his skin and the muscles around his arm tighten. "Will you stay with me?"

"Yeah…It'll be just like before."

Cole nods and Jay looks back up at the doctor, looking through the pamphlet that he gets handed. "A guide to wound care" and Jay barely helps the small chuckle that bubbles up their throat and out her mouth. "Thanks." Jay whispers, tucking the paper notes into his back pocket and slowly prizes Cole off their side. He whines ungratefully and Jay smiles a little softer. "C'mon let's go back to the hotel, we can get something to eat."

Cole's ears perk up a little at the idea of food and unsteadily he takes Jay's arm, letting the smaller male wrap it around his middle and with a small wave, the two of them exit the medical room.

It's not until the two of them stop at a red light, a few miles away from the hotel does Cole start acting weird; the pain is his head making his mind fuzzy, his mouth tastes weird and unnaturally sweet. There's a stinging in the back of his throat and a ring of pain dancing around his skull. His forehead knocks against the window, his breath fogging up the cold windows as he leans against them, staring at the back of Jay's head as they drive. "S'your turn to pay." He grumbles, staring at her from the rear view mirror and for a few seconds Jay's eyebrows crease.

They always used to share costs; Cole would pay one night, dramatically rolling his eyes as he tugs his credit card out from his back pocket and Jay would return the favor, stopping to pick up ice cream on the way home. The two of them would sit, faces illuminated by a flickering streetlight as they shared open mouthed kisses, sharing the different flavors of ice cream that stayed melted against their lips. They shared everything: food, clothes, spit and love. A long time ago their hearts would sing the same tune; Jay's a soft harmony to Cole's racing palpitations until the call of gold and fame stole Cole away like a siren and Jay could do nothing apart from watch as he wandered deeper into the seas of championships, learning how to push hate into the hole that Cole left behind.

The silence is deafening as the light above them turns green and Jay grips at the steering wheel, eyes focused on the road ahead of them. "Yeah whatever Cole '' The words have a playful edge and Cole's nose wrinkles up, shaking his head slowly against the window.

"I don't like that I have to share you." The words seem to slip out of Cole's mouth like an avalanche; quick and unpreparable. He spits them onto the mat of the rental car but they ring in Jay's ears, louder than any scream she's ever heard. She doesn't say anything- just stares at Cole in the reflection of the mirror and tries to keep a placid look on her face. Jay never minded the small amount of possession that came with allowing Adam Cole to wander around her heart, his handprints stung like antiseptic in a deep wound and Jay pretends that she isn't fascinated by what he means. She knows he loves Kenny and Adam, as much as they do but the words come out so quickly and so lisped. Jay almost thinks that he's jealous that they're two friends lost in a pile of romance.

The car behind them toots their horn, stuttering the heavy tension in the car; leaving it laying on the floor sharp and bright, highlighting Cole's words. He throws up when Jay opens the car door, tears wetting his face as he heaves, face red in embarrassment and Jay simply takes his hair and tucks stands around one another, a tight fake hair tie to keep the vomit out of Cole's hair. He runs his fingers across Cole's scalp and presses a kiss to the back of his head, wiping his mouth when Cole raises his head and stares up at a blinking light just outside the back entrance of the hotel.

"Just like before." He says, voice croaky and rough through the heavy intakes of breath and Jay chuckles dryly, using his sleeve to wipe across Cole's bottom lip. He shifts Cole around the pile of vomit, leaving him leaning against the wall for support as Jay unloads the car, tossing backpacks and duffle bags across his smaller frame and taking Cole's hand back into his and leads him slowly to check in. He spots other wrestlers around the hotel lobby; some sitting in groups at the bar, others sitting curled up in chairs as they wait for friends, Jay nods politely, feet carefully placed as the two of them walk.

The lady at the counter gives Cole a glare and Jay watches his eyebrows raise, bottom lip sticking out like he's swallowed something sour and she nudges him with her ankle. "We should have a room…under Adam Cole." Jay watches the lady type, sharp nails tapping against the keyboard in a way that makes Cole groan, eyes barely open under the bright lights of the room. "Yeah I know sweetie. We'll get ya into bed soon so you can rest."

"I'm sorry, I don't see a room under that name. Are you sure this is the right hotel?" The receptionist looks between the two of them, watches as Jay sends a look towards Cole who simply shrugs, staring off into space and Jay isn't really mad with him. Not really, he went through a hell of a match and now pain and medication and anesthetic work slowly through his bloodstream, making him feel fuzzy and his lips loose and his mind jump from place to place. "I can book you two a room together, we should have one couples suite left."

"Not a couple…" Cole grumbles, leaning more of his weight against the mahogany counter and Jay nods, pretending like he doesn't enjoy the feeling that comes from the two of them being considered a couple. "Were a long time ago…" Cole completes and the receptionist makes a sound, distracted and half focused as she slides two key cards over, nails tapping against them.

"You two enjoy your stay." The receptionist says, voice slightly distraunt. Jay spots her wiping down the counter as the two of them wait for the elevator and it takes everything in his system, not to walk back over there to complain. She more than likely thinks Cole's some kind of drunk, words slurred and eyes unfocused as he sways unsteadily on his feet, shoulder knocking into the side of Jay's temple. Jay wishes people understood their jobs a lot better. Jay wishes she understood Cole a lot better. Something about him had changed after the NXT title, after the return to the Elite. Something that Jay doesn't hate but doesn't like either; a weird cockiness, a desire that borders on addiction. He can't remember the last time Cole got stitches, the last time she remembered him this out of it.

Normally, Cole was always the stable one. The stronger one of the two, the one that Jay leaned against in medical rooms, holding their hand as a doctor pulls out thumbtacks from his back, stitches up wounds from barbed wire. Jay barely remembers where she got half her scars from but Cole does because in the elevator, he prods at the one on her neck with his hand and huffs. "barbed wire."

"Mhmm, ya yelled at me the entire car ride home after that dya remember?" Jay says, looking at their reflection in the mirrored walls. "You kissed it better….we kissed and then got screamed at by Hunter." Jay chuckles a little at the memory, watches as a blush dusts itself over Cole's cheeks high enough that the tips of his ears start to shimmer a soft pink and he nods, screwing his eyes shut.

"Yelled because you were mine." Cole whispers, listening to the toll of the elevator bell. "I was meant to protect you..but I let you go.." He's toying with his bottom lip, running his hands together. Anything to dispel the shaky edge to his words as he forces his eyes open, staring up at the floor counter. Cole feels a little like he;'s talking to his death, each floor is another sentence which is another step towards the end of his rekindled friendship with Jay. He doesn't know why he's spilling these emotions, letting them overflow out his mouth like melting snow, they taste funny in his mouth like stale energy drinks or the fresh coppery taste of blood. Jay's staring at him just as confused. Cole can feel their eyes, softly pinched at the corners in confusion as he speaks.

He tries to breathe, easy and slow but the words keep coming. "I'm starting to feel jealous when I see you with other people." he admits, words quiet enough that they're hidden by the screaming of the elevator doors and the sound of a suitcase being wheeled down the thick carpet. Part of him is okay with that; the words float away in the still air, yet another confession Cole whispers to the stars.

Jay looks over his shoulder, short red curls highlighting their mult-coloured eyes and Cole swallows, drinking in the warm soft land of green and the warm endless pool of blue. His first step out of the elevator is uncoordinated and sends his tired limbs tumbling into the carpet. He winces, swears under his breath and under the fog of dizziness, gazes up as Jay takes his hand and slowly pulls him back to his feet. "Be careful Cole, I'll clean them when we get to our hotel room."

"Ours?" Cole parrots, tongue suddenly heavy in his mouth. Theirs. The two of them are sharing a room, sharing a bed..the two of them are together. People think they're together. He smiles, ignores the stinging in his knees and lets Jay lead him down the hall towards their hotel room, heart almost giddy against his ribs as the door pops open and the light flicks on, stinging the back of Coles eye's but for the first time in a while, the pain doesn't matter.

The only thing that matters is Jay being next to him again. The bags are dropped unceremoniously onto the floor beside the bed and Jay kicks his boots off, tucking them neatly beside the front door of their hotel room; its roomy and Cole perches dizzily on the edge of the bed, feeling the swings wrap around his sore thighs and he smiles, watching Jay check the bathroom mirror. "Its okay, the bath isn't very big…but ya should be able to fit…do you need help?" Cole touches his own shoulder with his burned palm and winces.

"Y-you tied my hair back…Thank you.." He whispers when he catches his reflection in the bathroom mirror; strands of brown hair fanning out around his pale face. Cole thinks he looks tired, he knows Jay looks stunning as she comes up behind him, hands slow as she takes his shirt off and steers his face away from his reflection. The sound he makes is questioning, head tilting slightly as Jay smiles.

"You never used to like your reflection before you showered, only ever in your phone screen." Jay whispers and something deep inside Cole's heart feels like it's come undone; he remembers old hotel mirrors stained with soap scum so Cole didn't have to stare at the face of a man, he still has some of the filters on his phone, hidden away with his emails, pictures locked in secret folders; ones where a machine places makeup across his lips and widens his eyes so Cole feels seen in the feminine curl of the robotic hair. Jay's hands are cold against his hips and it startles him away from the thoughts and the guilt that now lays heavy at the bottom of his stomach.

"We've done this a few times hm?" He tries to joke as Jay untangles his belt and slides his zipper down, eyes focused on the running water that fills the tub. He wishes she would look at him as she sits him down on the edge of the tub, sliding his jeans off to toss them with his shirt on the floor. He almost desires Jay to look at him as he slides off his own boxers and sinks into the warm water.

Swallowing Jay washes the blood off his palms, runs his fingers slowly across the bend of Cole's knees and soon pain disappears, leaving only tiredness and safety in Cole's trembling frame. The water turns a soft pink and Jay reaches over Cole to pull the plug out. The water leaves him exposed and Jay politely turns his back, listening to Cole's unsteady footsteps as he steps out the bath. They watch him brush his teeth, toothpaste bubbles running over his chin and she smiles, rubbing them away. "Let's get you to bed, you look tired."

In the bedroom, Jay pulls an oversized shirt over Cole's head, runs a brush slowly through his hair, following the twists of his drying hair with his fingers. She replaces the bandaid on Cole's forehead and maybe it's the smell of his skin, freshly-washed and still warm or maybe it's the fact that Cole edges closer, Jay presses a kiss against the fabric, smiles when Cole's eyelashes flutter against his chin and he's slow to pull away, twirling a strand of hair around their finger. "you look wonderful…" Cole whispers, voice thickening with sleep as he watches Jay slide boxers up his thin legs, carefully rubbing an unnaturally warm palm against a bruise, almost like she's trying to fix him, to comfort him. The pillows wrap around Cole's painful head and the heavy blankets lull his body closer to tiredness before the light bulbs above him are fully darkened.

"Hey Jaybird?" Cole whispers, following the outline of Jay's small in the darkness. He stares into the flames of the lighter and when Jay opens a window and blows smoke into the cold air outside, Cole can barely keep his eyes open.

"Yeah Cole?"

"Adam's a real lucky fella." Cole yawns, stares Jay in the face as she's highlighted by the streets below, glowing in the warm blue light of midnight. "I love you." He admits. And it's the last thing Cole admits to the stars.

Jay watches Cole's chest even out, lips parted wide enough the cigarette goes tumbling from his painted lips into the world below them. Part of Jay's mind rejects Cole's confession, pushes it away like a child refusing to eat vegetables whereas the other cradles it carefully between its hands like it's a little bird crying out for its mother. Jay swallows, feels their stomach knot up. They've let him into her heart before, allowing Adam Cole to carve himself into their soul, until her blood whispers her name against his veins. The two of them had loved each other in the back seats of cars and empty toilet stalls. They had loved each other in wrestling matches and in wounds.

They had loved and lost and stole and fought and Cole had stabbed Jay in the back, hard enough that sometimes the feeling floats through his skin again; the feeling of Cole's fist bumping into his shoulder as his hips rolled desperately up towards her mouth and Jay had asked, hands resting safely on his thighs why. Jay never got a reply, just heavy set blinks and Cole mumbling breathy pleas and Jay complied, letting the knife sit in his back as he continued to fight, to age, to grow, to change. They had both changed, they had both lost and earned and changed. They had loved enough to be changed..

Jay rolls his shoulder as he closes the window, quiet enough not to wake Cole up. She can still feel the knife sitting against her shoulder blade, skin grown over the blade and holding it sharply in place, it barely hurts anymore as Jay wanders around the hotel room, folding up Cole's ring gear, sorting out the suitcases. The night wears on, the early morning sun brings a chill and Jay breathes in the cold air, tasting Cole's confession still on his lips. He gets off the couch, throws his phone face down onto the chair before slowly wandering towards the bed.

Cole's still fast asleep, blissfully unaware of the confession or the heaviness of the words that he had said hours ago. Jay smiles, traces the outline of his jaw with her fingers and nods, she can love him again.

Maybe she never stopped. The blankets are soft against Jay's stubbled legs when he tucks himself neatly opposite Cole, staring at the dents of his spine and the twist of his hair around his shoulders. Slowly she trails a finger across his spine, feeling his vertebrae pop slowly into place as Cole hunts for warmth, tucking himself under her chin. She looks down at him, one arm pinned under Cole's chest, the other on his cheek.

"Yeah…" She whispers, lips barely brushing against Cole's temple as he worms closer towards his side. Jay follows the way Cole tucks his leg between theirs under the blankets. They fit together so well, the walls pushed down until it's just the two of them, laying together in each other's arms again. Jay leaves his hearing aids on the bedside table, rests his chin on the crown of Cole's head and whispers. "yeah…you are lucky…"

In his sleep, Cole smiles and slowly runs his hand across Jay's shoulder.

The pain disappears and for the first time in a while, Jay feels like he can sleep soundly. In the morning, Jay feels Cole's lips brush against his shoulder and feels the words mouthed against the bone poking against his lips.

"I'm sorry…It won't be like before."

Neither one of them talk about the confession, just let themselves love. Kenny and Adam never ask about it, the two of them just share a knowing smile and wrap their arms around the two of them, letting Wheeler tuck his head into the back of Adam's neck; five people tangled together, hearts singing one continuous melody of true unbreaking love.

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#mouse writes #oc: jay orton #ship: jay and cole #otp: bluejays and blowjobs #ao3

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Hi, not sure if you're taking asks but... you always draw 2p ItaGer with knife and blood kink.. Im in the ace spectrum and too afraid to google that, could you please explain how that works and what are the limits (and how it works in your ship too) if its not too much to ask? • ... • please

HELLOOO YES IM TAKING ASKS I JUST TAKE FOREVER TO RESPOND BC I ALWAYS GET STRESSED OUT (im like a neurotic dog) 😍

anyways so first of all buddy were in the same boat. like i dont use the asexual lables bc lables are annoying but by TECHNICAL definition im like somewhere on that asexual spectrum or whatever. robooty dont like sex without true love he aint about that gay shit. #missionary as god intended and vanilla for LYFE! but yeah like tbh i dunno about kink shit like to me its just whatever works for the couple lol like.... COMMON SENSE. YOU FEEL ME? idk i think the limits are making nobody gets seriously injured 🤨

but thats for real life now for my 2p! itager i have some news for you too so uh... you know how i say lutz likes it? actually. (tw honesty) (tw truth) (tw no lies) (tw deadass) (tw for real) (tw on god) (tw no cap) lutz...... doesn't. Like it O_O

ITS NOT KINK LOL ITS TORTURE ERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i mean later lutz DOES kinda like it but not because he enjoys pain at all more because he knows its lucianos form of affection and he loveeess the affection so hes like yeah i like that. (just like how robooty likes sex fr fr the act is aids but the thought and meaning is sooooo swag 😍) but dont worry luciano would never seriously harm lutz til hed have permanent injury past scars like in lucianolutz robootyboraLMV universe hes kinda a tsun tsun but a... really ignorant and emotionally constipated and dangerous and harmful tsun tsun (my favorite flavor. imagine romano but actually dangerous and cruel instead of stupid). BUT YEAH LOL SORRY IF THIS DIDNT ANSWER UR QUESTION WELL BUT THEIR LIMITS ARE DO NOT CAUSE PERMANENT INJURY ON LUTZ PAST SCARS BUT ANYTHING ELSE IS FAIR GAME

#sorry for writing a literal 4 paragraph essay for this #but this ask has become a inside joke with my friend group actually bc its so funny #ME WHEN I BE LIKE ERM.... ACTUALLY... LUTZ DOESNT LIKE IT *looks around**#contrary to popular belief lutz DOESNT like it #and also the fact im asexual too dude im in the same sinking ship as you IDK HOW TO SAIL TO SEA RODF #thank you anon i really liked this ask it was really funny #ask

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I’m giving the designers objectively the right amount of credit. I’m a former lego employee :-)

doubt. even if you were, why are you taking personal offense to criticism to the show as a whole and are taking time out in your life to defend something under the mask of anonymity where you have absolutely no claim to your name? wheres your sense of professionalism? taking offense a silly small no name artist questioning a design element. in a caption of bloody fanart no less. and you say youre an ex lego employee! ex! so youre less relevant now. if youre not lying that is. you wont even say what your position was. lego employee is so vague.

anyways. because youre on anon all this claim does is make you sound like the "my uncle works at nintendo!" meme. im sorry to say that as an anon. you are nobody

by the way. by set design im speaking from an entertainment arts perspective. not the sets that kids buy in the store. im talking about sets that are Actually used in the show. this kind of design work.

http://www.cynthiahalley.com/ not ninjago related but this is MY definition of set design. aka. what im seeing in the show. not the simplified little toy models

anyways. looks like youre not done!

shakes out my hands. alright! you wanna play this kinda game? okay sure, ill play along! why not. i have time to procrastinate. you are rude by the way!

lets google that very phrase you gave here

mhm mhm! yup! that sure is the grate that jays prison was based on! but huh..... hm! im kinda curious about what the inside looks like. you know? the inside of the hold that jay is in that this is all about?

lets add a term to the search

huh! huh! interesting. that doesnt look like anything i saw in the show. hmmmm actually this doesnt give me enough sense about the architecture of the ship, so let do the same research that ive been doing for my own curiositys sake

cool..... pretty expansive actually. ehhhh i want a tour. this doesnt sate my curiosity enough. i wanna see what the grates underside looks like because im bored and obsessed with this lego show

youtube

i wont waste everyones time. an example is at about 11 minutes in

wow i learned a lot about ships. also i looked at diagrams. not that you ever had the thought to. hm. now how did the hold jay was in look like again

thats fucking stupid. in the few frames we are given of it of the different angles, its clearly just a fucking box. no depth leading to the curve of the hull, no visible door and likely no door whatsoever bc it would complicate things. a box that probably is in the shape of its opening. lets be real. this is a design that was easy and convenient for the cg modeler to make. ive done 3d work for a class. its hell. i dont blame them. but anyways. ppl who worked on this probably just saw the grates on the surface of the deck and was like oh we dont know what that looks like on the inside but its a perfect place to throw poor ole jay in! grab the trusty basic 3d cube. use difference to cut it out. add texture. and to be honest? yeah the story doesnt need an entire storage space to be built for realism sake. why would they do that for a cg lego show. lets get lazy about it, what do the kids know, whats important is that jays life sucks. the sparseness serves more of a purpose the bleak hopelessness of the pit jay has dug himself into

my point still stands. this is just a hole. it aint right. this is not how old ships were built. this cell was made for jays specifically for the sake of simplicity in both the production standpoint and story. its dumb but serviceable for a narrative purpose

but anyways so from this ive learned an important thing or two about you! you! dont know how to research! you! have only ever looked surface level. literally surface level, you saw these images of the deck and never even thought about whats underneath? the very thing ive been questioning? ive been talking about how its just a fucking cube this entire time. its just a hole. you given me more insight about ships so i thank you for that but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. youre very bad at convincing someone whos right

also you contradicted yourself. you said that "the concepts for the misfortune’s keep were done carefully" but then you go on to say that it "doesn’t require accurate research"? after telling ME, silly ole me who clearly has easily done more research than you, to do a bit research? hello? whats the truth? hm? what are you trying to prove now. doesnt need research because its "basic hollywood tropes" kay so whats been done here is nothing original because theyre copying whats already been done hundreds of times. great argument. dont get me wrong tho i love a good trope. especially when it involves things i enjoy. like jay having the most miserable time. heres the thing tho. what is being brought into question is not what HAPPENS to jay. its the fucking lazy set dressing. am i wrong to point out thats just a hole? its a hole. absolutely no deeper thought has gone into designing that. why are you so mad about it?

i do this for a hobby. criticizing ninjago is literally 75% of the fun for me. thinking soooo much about the shows i like and pointing out the bits that are wack is how i occupy my brain in my spare time. so what are you doing man. is defending ninjagos honor your hobby? get a better one. or at least more thought and consideration and media literacy. like im thinking about the show from a production standpoint as well as writing. this show has So many holes in it btw so theres MUCH to think about and mull over. a lot of stuff for me to play with. its nice in that sense. ninjago is a sandbox if anything. im sure im not alone in thinking this

thanks for the soapbox anon! youve overstayed your welcome! get out of my house! im just a guy with opinions as scathing as they are.

OH WAIT IF YOURE REALLY AN EX LEGO DESIGNER? WHY ARE SO MANY OF THE NINJAS GI'S LAPELS FOLDED RIGHT OVER LEFT? ITS BASIC KNOWLEDGE THAT IN A LOT OF EAST ASIAN CULTURES, TRADITIONAL CLOTHING THAT FOLDED IS FOR DEAD PEOPLE. NINJAGO IS LOOSELY (SO VERY LOOSELY.) BASED ON JAPANESE CULTURE. SO CLEARLY VERY LITTLE RESEARCH GOES INTO DESIGNING THE LITTLE LEGO GUYS OUTFITS THEMSELVES!!!! WHOS THE WHITE GUY WHO DESIGNED THE MINIFIGURES. I HAVE PERSONAL BEEF WITH THEM.

but if youre a nobody. byebye. i dont think you can come back from this. im done here. this was fun. drops the mic

#long post #hmmmmmmmmmmm how many of yall think this person was legit #i think theyre a joke either way #its so funny getting this ask #‟former lego employee‟ literally has ANYONE else in the fandom gotten an ask like this. god.#i only attract the funniest attention on the internet #and radio silence otherwise #anyways nobody is more invested in jays torture ride more than i am #i will not stop thinking excessively about skybound thank you im a little freak that wants blood #anonymous #asks #jem.txt #oh btw any rottmn t fans who follow me the artist i linked did layouts for the show and theyre neat if you wanna check those out #one last thing. i forgot to mention. these grates are predominantly all wood. in show its metal #it doesnt Really matter considering the shit got a makeover but its true

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