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#and very much a chaos gremlin
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Ghirahim: you little twerp, you're gonna die!! Try me!!
Groose: you're going to die, but do it anyway!!!
Demise: psst, hey kid, i'll kill you in two seconds flat. i wanna see you try to stop me.
Fi: Master, if you step into that portal, you will be unable to return here until someone is dead. With your current injuries and exhaustion, I calculate that the odds of your survival are less than 1%. DO NOT DO THIS. GO GET READY AND THEN try to fight.
Link, bleeding in a dozen different places and ready to fall down: 🎶 Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die- 🎶 *marches into the portal to go kill god*
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kizzer55555 · 10 days
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Ultimate Escape Room
Sam, Danny, and Tucker are bored. Nothing seems to be a challenge anymore. Summer vacation is coming up but they can’t agree on anything . Themepark? What’s a better roller coaster than Jack driving? Scary movie? I’m sorry, nothing beats Fright Knight’s nightmare realm. Bungie jumping? Danny can fly. Then Tucker, who’s been typing on his computer, asks “what about an escape room?”. The others are about to shut the idea down because seriously? Easy. But Tucker just grins and shows them his computer screen.
“Ever heard of Arkham?”
Danny and Sam lean over to read the description and all three turn to each other and grin. 
Now, what’s the fastest way to get into Arkham?
So the chaos trio do ✨something✨ that gets them locked up in Arkham and then try to escape and they keep. You know, normal stuff for Arkham inmates. Except this trio? Keep. Getting. Out. Of. Their. Cells. So they are just passing by locked up rogues and waving at them as an army of prison guards chase after them. Sure they could get out the easy way (Aka powers) but no, this is a challenge so they have the normal rules of an escape room. Aka, you can’t break anything and an extra rule where if a guard catches you, then you can’t fight back (also, no one can get hurt). (They make fake identities and everything). So they need to go through the whole process. Figure out how to unlock cuffs. Could be learning to pick a lock with a spoon/stick/long nails. Then find the keys. Possibly having to crawl through vents to get in the warden’s office. Or making deals with prison inmates. Like, I’ll get this for you if you give me that (however they extract a promise that the rogue can’t kill anyone with whatever they help them with.) So they are in prison literally doing errands like find freeze’s weapons in exchange for him telling them the passcode to the gate or something. Or getting Waylon some meat from the cafeteria and he’ll break the lock on this movable vault that has materials to make smoke bombs they can use to distract the front guards. 
These kids are just going wild and it gets to the point where Arkham has to call the bats (like no Waylon, we won’t escape with you, we have to do it without breaking any walls!) So literally the only reason they are not escaping is because they want to do it ‘right’. But they are also aiding other rogues in their escape (at least certain ones. They aren’t helping joker no matter what he offers)
It’s driving the bats mad. They have vigilantes stationed in each hall, in multiple monitor rooms.
They aren’t even using anything clever to block the cameras. They’re using mirrors. Mirrors! Where did they even get so many handheld mirrors! 
They are running circles around the bats. The escaped rogues literally aren’t doing anything yet because they want to see how the three hellions will escape the entire bat clan. They have bets going. So there is a temporary truce.
Just imagine the conversations/interrogations the bats will have with trio, trying to figure out their master plan - because surely there's something more going on than three chaos young adults playing a game, right?
They trio each have a different story. And they are so passionate/convincing actors that no one knows which story is real. At least one of them told a sob story with legitimate tears.
Danny: (all mysterious) You shall never know our master plan….until it is too late. And just casually dropping hints that there is something greater or that the bats are playing right into their hands. Even using ridiculous scenarios like yesss the ketchup explosion in the cafeteria….We are one step further….Mwa ha ha! (Rubs his hands together)
Sam: (absolutely distraught with literal tears running down her face and ruining her mascara.) There is a terrible organization holding their parents hostage. They had been framed and forced to be in Arkham. If they don’t do exactly as they are told, their loved ones are in danger! Should we stay? Should we escape and help them!? No one will believe us and what if we make things worse? We don’t know what to do!
Tucker: (takes a long slurp of a smoothie. Where he got one? No one knows). Yeah we were bored and had nothing better to do than mess with you guys. (Sluuuuurp).
The bats are trying to figure it out. Is the black haired guy telling the truth and the other two are just manipulating them? Is it the girl and the others are only following the plot of the organization? IS THE BARET KID RIGHT AND THEY’RE JUST MESSING WITH US!? WHICH STORY IS IT!?
Under normal circumstances, Sam wouldn’t give a sob story because It’s not really her vibe. But Sam has the opportunity to pull one over on a bat. Do you honestly think she won’t take a chance to mess with them? Also, Dick is the one who is interrogating Sam.
He’s crying too by the end of the story.
Poor guy, Sam will play his heart like a fiddle. 
Also, their fake identities are Jordan for Danny. Mortica for Sam (or Macey for short) and Phineas for Tucker. The fact that they are using fake identities is the only thing they all agree on in the interview. But the bats find nothing on them and the identities are so realistic they wonder if they are even fake at all. If the three are faking fake IDs to throw them off their tail from looking deeper. Apparently their ‘parents’ having a missing persons report.
Damian is interrogating Danny. It’s just so easy to rile him up and get under his skin. It’s absolute drama in that interrogation room. 
Danny: ah yessss. Master plan.
Damian: you shall never succeed! Justice shall prevail evil scum!
And Duke is interrogating Tucker. He just…has no idea how to respond to this. He wasn’t trained for this response. Hostile, yes. Mysterious, yes. Scared, yes. Civilian, yes. Even Flirtatious! YES! But not…this. What does he do? should he take out his note cards?
Also, I’m adding a mix of home alone elements to this. They have to get past the bats somehow and it can’t be lethal. Poor Jason and Steph who are patrolling the halls fall victim to most of this.
At one point, both of them are tied up together and hanging from the ceiling. While the trio just casually walk by under them. 
It’s dental floss. Really strong dental floss.
Then the bats start taking sides. 
Jason? once he hears Sam's story, he's immediately willing to help her. He and Dick are searching for that missing person's report almost religiously.
Tim believes Danny's story. part of it is because it makes the most sense, and the other part is that he's slightly biased from becoming an evil megalomaniac in every timeline he's seen so he's subconsciously trying to stop that from happening here.
Cass believes Tucker because come on, it's Cass.
Steph is siding with Tim because her father was cluemaster so same reasons.
Bruce is trying to fact check all of them and is failing desperately.
Sam added some ‘clues’ in her interrogation and basically threw the GIW under the bus as the organization. So the bats do find a shady organization but so far no missing persons so the other bats still don’t know if what Sam is saying is true or not while Dick takes this as absolute proof and Jason feels like it doesn’t matter if she’s telling the truth at this point. It’s a corrupt organization. So he’ll still blow it up.
I think in this AU, the GIW isn’t a threat and more of an annoyance so Sam just plays them up as even worse. Like, she doesn’t say anything untrue just makes it sound worse out of context. Oh yeah, they opened fire on this random kid. (Gregory when they thought he was phantom) Oh yes, they have destroyed Danny’s house at one point. (The prank war with Vlad) Yes, the have an unhealthy obsession with dissecting people. (Even though they are too incompetent to actually catch anyone).
So again, they don’t know if Sam is telling the truth of the organization or they just used this random organization to draw their attention away from the three’s plans (as Danny implied). Possibly an enemy organization or a competitor.
I know everyone makes the GIW a big threat but I decided to change it up. They aren’t a threat but still get obliterated by a pissed off Red Hood and Nightwing.
And that’s  another reason why Sam gives the sob story. Danny and Tucker are great but they wouldn’t actually sick a crime lord on the GIW. Sam? Absolutely would. She does not care what happens to them. They tore up her garden one time with a stray shot. She wants revenge. And sure, she didn’t actually know what would happen to them after the bats find out but she still doesn’t care.
And through all of this, the rogues are sitting back and eating popcorn while Joker screams bloody murder from his cell. 
#Dpxdc#dcxdp#Kizzer55555 ideas#Sam Danny and Tucker are chaos gremlins. Correction. BORED chaos gremlins. The most frightening of all.#The GIW are not a threat but Sam still decides to mess with them.#Danny is having too much fun messing with Damian. He wants to see how far he can push the baby bat.#At one point he even sets up a scavenger hunt with ‘clues’ that makes Robin run all around Arkham convinced Danny had placed some kind of#Hidden weapon there. It was a whoopy cushion.#Poor Dick is getting played. He’s trying very hard to calm Damian down because that poor Jordan kid is just trying his best!#He has no Choice!#Jordan is now Damian’s life long nemesis.#Duke and Tucker sitting in a room. Slurping slushees…..awkward silence.#They can hear screams of rage from one room and hysterical sobbing in the other. ‘Phineas’ looks at Signal. “Sup”#The trio home alone the entire prison. Then cut the lights. Everyone is convinced they escaped again and start running around and getting#Caught in traps. Meanwhile. Sam and Tucker just broke into Danny’s cell to play Uno. It was game night! They don’t break out on game night!#By morning the entire prison is filled with shaving cream. Glitter bombs. All of the guards are caught in toilet paper like mummies or#Stuck in the vents. Steph and Tim are somehow caught in a life size Chinese finger trap made of pillowcases. Jason is knocked out by the#Ketchup bombs (curtesy of a favor from condiment king). The monitor room looks like an egg apocalypse. Damian is screaming from where#He got trapped in an empty cell. There is an ominous pole in the courtyard with a decapitated teddy bear head impaled on top.#And batman’s suit has been dyed pink.#Technically the trio COULD walk out of here at this point. But they were having game night! They weren’t even trying this time!#It doesn’t count unless they are trying! So they walked back into their cells and close it on themselves. Danny’s cell is right across from#The still locked up Robin who is glaring MURDER at him.#‘Jordan’ winks.
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fistfuloflightning · 4 months
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“Confess while you still can,” Wei Ying says, feigning seriousness.  "I've never done anything wrong in my life," Meng Yao replies.  "I saw you spit in that professor's coffee before giving it to him last week." "Was that wrong?" Meng Yao asks, feigning innocence.
Some XianYao from the wonderful fic here and now (me and you) by @nomette
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sapphorror · 6 months
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Okay but my favorite GIR moments are ALWAYS the ones that imply he's just aware enough of what's going on to know that the thing he's doing will fuck up Zim's day, and he still does it anyway, possibly specifically for that purpose.
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betweenlands · 6 months
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i think someone needs to lock squiddo and forgelabs in a room to see what kind of entirely new backstabbing gremlin behavior heretofore unthinkable by mankind might pupate out of the resulting scheme
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lamby-grahamy · 1 year
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Fuck it it’s art posting hours
This is my dnd character’s uncle. I love him. The art’s a bit rushed but I’m trying to post stuff whether it’s obsessively polished or not.
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qprstobin · 8 months
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Weird how often this fandom uses teacher Steve (especially like, kindergarten teacher Steve when tbh I think he'd be better as a middle school teacher) in place of him having children when??? So many teachers? Have children? Every teacher in my family but one has kids? Idk why people use it as a substitute like so many teachers don't end up wanting and having children.
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quarra · 10 months
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I support finishing your feral vampire Obi-Wan fic, and I am ready to cheerlead if it is so desired.
Heck yeah! Noted!
I just. Ooof. I started the fic three fucking years ago and along the way got stuck a few times and got busy with other projects and then got my ass kicked by RL, over and over. Every year i'm like I'M GONNA FINISH THIS FOR HALLOWEEN and every year is so damn busy.
That being said, this year i am hopeful. Shit. Its already 20+ chapters long, 100k+ words, with a billion vampire tropes and SO MUCH PINING it's ridiculous.
I have another week and a half of Crazy Busy Time and then a couple weeks of Sorta Busy. But shit. Maybe this september it'll happen.
I appreciate the vote of support. I'd love to finish this beast off and let it run free in the wild for a bit.
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iturbide · 10 months
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i think Alear would be very good friends with Robin. they would get into so many antics together.
Grima is very tired. help them
we get that Robin is 100% the more chaotic of the pair at the outset right
I get the feeling that Robin would gradually work to help Alear explore their boundaries and eventually push past them in safe and constructive ways, but once they get started there will be no stopping them.
Grima already had no peace, they're not sure how they're losing peace in this arrangement
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sucresanguine · 6 months
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I honestly love seeing other trans guys go on about a masculine boyhood that isn't necessarily my vibe. Talking about video game sports being a horny dork older brother vibes. Like .... I really don't relate but just because I'm on some 1920s gayboy shit it doesn't mean I cant appreciate the varied takes on positive young masculinity
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innytoes · 1 year
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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Caleb Covington & Willie Characters: Willie (Julie and The Phantoms), Caleb Covington Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Good Parent Caleb Covington, Foster Care, Adoption Series: Part 1 of The Care and Feeding of Dragons Summary:
Willie didn’t want to meet any new parents for Parents Day at the group home. They never liked him anyway. He was too wild and too weird and too fidgety and he never gave the right answers to their questions. So instead, he was a dragon.
Chapter 2 is up! In which Caleb is like ‘how hard can parenting be’, his friends suggest that maybe he should get a cat instead, and he ends up with a little dragon instead.
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variantia · 1 year
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BELLUM.   I talk about Chara’s bond with Lo all the time just because I love Chara a whole lot but like
her bond with all the other sibs and Kris’ friends who become her friends is so great too
Asriel’s assertion of “LO!! LO Lo Lo I’m a prince, I’ll marry you!” is still the height of cuteness and I won’t be told otherwise
also laughing in that this tiny lil goat might even try to set her up with Ralsei
“he’s also a prince, he could marry you???” and poor Ralsei is BLUSHING but also he’s laughing and he’s like “ahaha, well, um... I-I’m sure I’d be lucky to have her, but, marriage takes time and work and feelings, you haven’t even asked us if we like each other that way!”
Azzy just bleats and runs over to Lo like “OHMYGOD LO do you like Ralsei?! I mean like in the way you wanna kiss him?!”
and now Ralsei’s pulling his hat down over his face because holy crap Asriel HOW CAN YOU JUST COME OUT AND SAY THAT DO CHILDREN HAVE NO SENSE OF EMBARRASSMENT
anyway Asriel’s convinced that Ralsei not saying he doesn’t want to marry Lo is as good as a love confession and he will be On A Mission now
child please just stick to your original plan and you can marry her in the living room with a fake ceremony and plastic gumball machine rings
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rainbowmess823 · 2 years
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It's currently 1 05 AM and my brain decided "Hey look at these hcs." And now I suffer with being awake so here. Suffer with me.
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- Robin is secretly athletic and is only ever coordinated during said bouts of athleticism.
- It was all Chrissy's idea bcos Chrissy thought sports would make her a bit more coordinated and get some emotions to process better, she was only right with the latter.
- Eddie 100% is the type of person to push you into a pool to teach you how to swim. Ironically it's how he taught Chrissy and Robin how to bike, a big hill and two bikes = a lot of scream and only one scraped knee.
- Chrissy had Robin and Eddie help her with practicing some routines for her cheerleading which led to Robin being very flexible and Eddie being able to catch a person who's been thrown in the air easily.
- Robin is the gremlin who had actually found a four leafed clover after spending a whole day in the woods, she had rubbed it in Eddie and Chrissy's face only for Eddie to eat the clover straight out of her hand.
- Eddie only ever swears in Italian when he's really irked bcos it just gives more ✨️pizzazz✨️ and more oomph. His favorite is vaffanculo bcos it hits different.
- Chrissy rambles under her breath in French bcos it flows better and the words escape her mind easier than EnGlIsH. She finds it especially comforting to know no one but her musketeers can understand her.
- There was one time where Chrissy and Robin had built a pillow fort in a store while Eddie had very much encouraged them by handing them MORE pillows. The store clerks were not happy and so was Wayne when he picked the three up after they had been close to getting kicked out.
- When Chrissy and Eddie died, Robin had spent a whole 2 days looks for three four leafed clovers in the woods which led to an incredibly stressed and freaked out Steve and Nancy who found her in said woods with half her body in a tree, humming.
- Robin keeps small things on her to keep Eddie and Chrissy close to her, a black bandana wrapped around her right wrist and a green scrunchie on her left. She has punched someone for stealing said items (the party was surprised Robin had straight up punched a jock during lunch).
- Robin will sometimes just share a small story about how Chrissy would be an absolute agent of chaos in the park or how Eddie would find random animals to feed. Usually only happens when she's exhausted, drunk,the situation felt similar, or all three.
- The party found out about Robin's secret athleticism in surprising ways. The kids saw her in the park dribbling a football with ease before doing some fancy footwork. Steve and Nancy followed her to the edge of town and into an ice rink where they watched Robin skate so freely and doing triple axles with a small freeing smile.
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Tadaaaaaaa. I need a new hobby or a way to escape the brain rot of this Fandom. That or sleep....probably sleep.
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princekirijo · 2 years
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3, 6, 11 and 15 for Riku and Yuna, I'm just curious because they just give me the vibe of ultra chaotic siblings
You are absolutely correct they are ultra chaotic siblings think feral gremlin cat and hyperactive headstrong dog 💀
3. It’s late at night and your characters want food, what do they order/find in the fridge?
OH I love question because they both regularly sneak out of their rooms at night (sometimes seperate sometimes together) to get food and usually they both just raid the many snack presses or fridge for whatever strikes their fancy. Usually they take a bunch of sweets/treats and then sneak back into one of their rooms to play video games or just chat! And of course there's been the odd time that Yuna walks in on Riku stealing her snacks (or visa versa) and will immediately make some really loud noises and run in the hopes that one of their moms will come down to the kitchen and catch the other 💀💀💀
6. Do they have any pet names/nicknames for each other?
Yuna's nickname for Riku is just Ku (a shortened version of his name) or if she's teasing him she'll call him Little Tiger in a mocking voice. As for Riku I feel like as a kid he used to call her Stabby (cause knife fascination) and as she gets older and more into classic lit and stuff he'll come up with something dumb like Shortspeare
11. Who causes the most arguments?
Considering most of their arguments are just:
- Riku: *does stupid thing*
- Yuna: why tf did you do that
-Riku: you have no power over me
- argument ensues
I'll let you decide who's at fault here 💀
15. What names are they saved as on each other’s phone?
Hmmm ok this is tricky. I think Riku would have something like "Socrates 🙄" as Yuna as I said is really into classic literature and philosophy so he just chose some random old dude's name she's mentioned before and went with that. Yuna on the other hand probably some vine quote because Riku's always quoting vines (e.g. my brother has me saved in his phone as "I am confusion" cause of that one vine) 💀💀💀
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nobodybetterlookatme · 8 months
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I know it wasn't the point of the fic but the paramedics in the breakroom are everything
Oh yay, I'm glad you liked them ^-^
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critterbitter · 6 months
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It’s everybody’s favorite lantern! Ingo's partner pokemon's very chaos incorporated. Inspired by the very enthusiastic asks in my inbox, which I’ll be responding to under this cut ;0 Wanna see more? Check out this submas masterlist.
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@euos-the-cat AAA thank you! I took one look at that waxy gremlin and thought "huh. I can do something with this."
@eventhetiniestbugs Yo. YO. HEADCANNON ACCEPTED. Litwick really is sort of a beatrice, isn't she? Being Ingo (and in part, Emmet's) unwilling guide. Reluctant friend. Best found family.
@answrs Thanks!!! I love sneasler and I need to draw her more. It wasn't on purpose, but it seems I've accidentally wrote myself into a Sort Of chronological posting (oops!) But sneasler WILL appear later (hopefully BEFORE my hyperfixation fizzles out haha)
@raynavan AhHEhEHEHEH. I usually don't dabble with too much angst, but yeah. On the plus side, uh, more chandelure emmet interactions! On the down side, well.
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@blueisquitetired You learn to like rice. It's a staple in your diet, and while you may think its bland and boring, it becomes something you can always rely on during meal time when things get dicey. Or, well. It was.
@moothebloo ...DEFINITELY SAVING THAT FOR LATER. CHANDELURE ANGRY SHARPIE BROWS LETS GOO. (Idk if you're into rottmnt, but uh that's some donnie behaviors that I definitely approve of.)
@gender-nuteral-nut-boy First of all, amazing user name. you get all the gender. second of all (points at picture) she's doing finnee! She's doing So Great. Don't Worry About It. ((She has emmet, and later the gear station, and even later maybe even elesa. But Ingo's Hers, and that's a wound that can't be easily staunched.)) @ghostlykryptonitenight Ah,, you see, your first mistake is thinking she'll Remember. : )
Head cannon: ghost pokemon are not a direct reincarnation of a dead soul, and are more like… say, the mold that grows from a coffee mug left out for too long. But they have fragments of memories and dreams of cherished ones. Chandelure knows Ingo’s alive thanks to their bond. She vaguely knows her propagator probably knew Ingo’s identical great uncle or something. But those pieces don’t really connect until Emmet’s research, and she’s tired and faded and the simple act of trying hurts.
(She would leap through space and time for ingo. Chandelure and Emmet would do anything to get their muppet back, even if it means to salt the earth and unearth gods.)
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