#and they were like the sweetest person ever
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I've been thinking about fem/gn reader losing their virginity to kaeya, venti and kaveh... But maybe they accidentally get hurt and have to stop? I wanna know how they'd act when something like that happens (:
a/n: I love this kind of prompt <3 here you go anon! I'm slowly trying to fight writer's block so its only headcanons and not drabbles but I tried my best. sadly there's no venti because i dont really feel comfortable writing suggestive or nsfw things with him (i know i got your request before changing my rules so you did nothing wrong. sorry for the inconvenience). and remember everyone: a yes can turn into a no at any moment, and that's completely fine. consent is key. also I think that my love for kaveh shows in this one because his part is twice kaeya's one
warnings: it's not graphic smut but sex is mentioned so don't read if you're uncomfortable with that. no mentions of protections (make sure use them irl)
♡Kaeya♡
I imagine Kaeya being a super sex positive person, like for him sex is not a big deal as long as there's respect for the other person
so he was probably ready to have sex with you since you started dating 💀
but of course he didn't push you, he waited for you to be ready to have your first time with him
one time you have dinner at his place and an heated make up sessions evolves in discarding eachother clothes
he asks for your consent like 100 times while you two move to the bedroom
he knows how important foreplay is, so he makes sure to prepare you for the main act
then he slowly pushes himself in, an heavy breath leaving his lips as he hides his face in your neck, his arms supporting him so he doesn’t put all of his weight on you
you immediately feel uncomfortable
the stretch feels too much and its almost painful
at first you think it's normal but it doesn't go away even after he begins to gently trust in you
if anything, it gets worse, but he fails to notice tour discomfort
tears start to spill from your eyes as you put your hands on kaeya chest and tell him to stop
he immediately freezes, concern and guilt flooding his face
"Can I pull out?"
you nod and he backs away from your body, opting to sit back to give you some space
"Did it hurt? Did I do something wrong? Should I go get anything?"
he listens to you as you try to explain him how you felt
he goes getting a warm cloth to gently clean you up before embracing you in his arms
he feels really bad for not having noticed your discomfort sooner
you tell him that's its fine, you thought you were ready but maybe you were too nervous
you two keep talking about it for a while until you fall asleep
after that for a while he's a bit reluctant to try again because he doesn't want to hurt you
but when you tell him that you really want to take this step with him, he finally agrees
expect 3 hours of foreplay
♡Kaveh♡
now now
sweet kaveh loves to spoil you, taking you out to have dinner and go shopping
however his wallet does not enjoy it as much as he does
so you often have dates where you just go for a walk together or have a picnic
it's during one of those dates that he casually mentions the subject of sex
now, he doesn’t want to force you but he loves you so much and the idea of you two doing that together looks amazing to him
the conversation its not meant to push you, but rather to offer you an occasion to talk about it together and see if you feel the same about him
when you tell him you're ready (be it that same date or after years) he gets so excited
he can't believe you're going to share the magic moment of your first time with him of all people
he probably asks you if you two can go at your place since he doesn't want alhaitham around
once you two get down to business, he's the sweetest guy ever
he kisses every single inch of your body, basically worshipping you
makes sure to keep eye contact with you most of the time so he can notice if anything is wrong
after the foreplay, he lets you get on top of him, straddling his lap while his back is propped up by some pillows
he wants you to be the one in charge so you can choose the pace of events
the moment you lower yourself on him, he knows something is wrong
yes, he does feel a lot of pleasure from finally being inside of you, but he doesn't miss the face you make
when after a few seconds he sees tears pooling in your eyes he has the confirmation of his suspects
he immediately grabs your hips and pulls you up, making you sit on his thighs before comfortly rubbing your arms and shoulders
"What's wrong baby?"
he's so gentle with you, holding you close while you sniffle in his neck, hands resting on his chest
he strokes your hair and reassures you that you don't have to do anything if you're not ready, that he'd wait a thousand years for you, that he loves you as much as before, that sex is not the important thing in your relationship
he waits for you to calm down before asking you what exactly you think went wrong
if you tell him you want to try again he's completely fine with it, but he becomes even more attentive and gentle, making sure that this time you'll be able to enjoy it
#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader smut#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader fluff#genshin smut#genshin fluff#kaeya smut#kaeya x reader#kaeya fluff#kaveh smut#kaveh x reader#kaveh x reader smut#kaveh x reader fluff#kaveh fluff#kaeya x reader smut#kaeya x reader fluff
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WIP Wednesday
In which dear Agnetha has a solution to her overactive gag reflex and Astarion is amused. NSFW.
Astarion watched as his dearest and sweetest companion was getting yet another lecture from that windbag Gale. Why on earth would she subject herself to that? His ruby eyes narrowed when Gale put his hands on Agnetha’s shoulders and smiled at her. Why are you touching her? Don’t you dare linger, wizard. I have my eyes on you. Oh good, she’s coming over here. Act natural. He turned a page in the book he was pretending to be reading and then caught her gaze as she walked into their room at the Elfsong Inn. “Hello, beautiful.”
She smiled warmly and closed the door behind her, but Astarion noticed her brown eyes were full of excitement. O ho, does she have something planned? “Hello, love. I’ve got a proposition for you, if you’re interested.”
He took one of her fair, freckled hands and brought it to his lips while keeping eye contact. That’s it, my pretty girl. Blush for me. You become even lovelier when you’re like this. “Princess, I’m always interested in your propositions. Do tell.”
“Well, you know how I’ve got a very sensitive gag reflex and that’s why I won’t…you know…” She blushed more, her arms crossing over her delicious supple tits. “Go down on you?” She sounds so nervous, poor thing. Time to turn up the charm for my darling girl.
“My sweet, I told you it’s fine. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.” I would never force you to do anything you don’t want. Never. Never ever. He flashed her a reassuring grin.
“Yes, love…but that’s why I’ve been talking to Gale—”
“About blowjobs?! Really?!”
Her eyes widened and a look of horror appeared on her face. “NO! No! No! No! I-I was asking him about creating a mirror image.” Oh. OH. “I’ve never done it, so I asked the most knowledgeable person on the subject (please don’t tell him I said that---his head is big enough as it is) and now I can make one.” She wrinkled her nose and giggled. “One that can suck your cock if you want.”
#agnetha wildheart#agi x astarion#astarion ancunin#plus size tav#chubby tav#human tav#sorcerer tav#astarion x tav#wip wednesday#interesting ways to use mirror image#astarion bg3#bg3 astarion
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bf headcanons ⎜j.swayman
pairings: jeremy swayman x reader
prompts: bf headcanons + "where my hug at?"
warnings: none!
word count: 1k
note: i absolutely adore mr jeremy swayman and think he would be such an adorable bf.
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- Is 100% the sweetest little dude in the whole wide world.
- The kind of boyfriend who is so attentive to everything you could ever need. Would have a drawer set up for you when you first started dating in case you ever wanted to stay over.
- Would go to your house and take photos of every type of hygiene product you use and keep it in his bathroom just in case.
- The kind of man who is actually obsessed with you - your biggest fan in every way possible, everything that is your favourite is now his favourite.
- Quality time is one of his top love languages, he would absolutely love to do activities for dates: hikes, bowling, waterparks, painting classes etc.
- He was so nervous on the first date, he face timed his sister to make sure what he was wearing was appropriate and gave “boyfriend core” vibes
- after a few weeks of dating he started making his ‘wedding day’ playlist - because it’s good to be prepared.
- the first christmas you spend together he was adamant about not getting each other presents - he didn’t want you to waste your hard earned money on him, but trust that when you show up for lunch with him and the Ullmark family he had bought you more gifts then you can fit in your car, claiming “I have all this money and now I finally have someone to spend it on.”
- Just everything about spending christmas with Jeremy would be magical.
- Jeremy is a ridiculously empathetic person, when he walks into the lounge room and see you tearing up at the adoption campaigns on tiktok for the local shelter he sits a cries with you. “We can get them all, I promise.”
- Not to mention the way his body would tense, even though his eyes soften any time you talk about how your ex boyfriends treated you - or how people were mean to you at work today, all this man wants is for his girlfriend to be happy.
- This man is a sucker for eye contact - if you make eye contact with him for more then thirty seconds he is swooning hard.
- He loves to show that he’s paying attention and eye contact is how he does that - he is very much an active listener, just small ‘uh huh’s’ and ‘mhms’ every now and then to make sure you know he’s listening.
- He would 100% go for a book girlie - taking you out to the bookstore every time he’s going away for a road trip to make sure you have entertainment while he’s away.
- Love taking your recommendations and reading them on the plane or team bus and sending you his thoughts, don’t even get me started on when he figures out what annotations are.
- Would share earbuds with you on a hike, a thriller playing the two of you gasping as you walk over rocks and hills.
- This man is such a chatter box, he would have so much to say after a game, his hand swinging yours between the two of you, his other hand making gestures as he tells about all the goals he stopped and about the blink 182 song he couldn’t stop singing - would proceed to play that song when you get in the car.
- I feel like Jeremy would be so private about your relationship, as much as he’d love to show you off and make sure everyone knew you were taken - he would want to wait until you were comfortable, and until you were sure that you wanted to be seen as a “bruins wag”
- Coming back to love languages, Jeremy is very much a physical touch kind of person, his hand has to be in yours at all time, he would hold his hand behind him making grabby motions whenever he’s walking in front of you.
- When your standing next to him, his arm would wrap around your waist, or hang over your shoulder, rubbing soft patterns on your limbs.
- He is also the type of person to un-ironically ask “where my hug at?” whenever he see you.
- Whenever you two go to bed, he would strip off his shirt and lie face down on the mattress, placing your hand on his bare back demanding scratches as you flick the pages of your book on your kindle.
- His favourite game is trying to guess what shape you are drawing on his skin.
- Is an ally for every cause you can think of - would go with you to pride parades, and show up to any kind of charity event. He gives bi-wife energy ngl.
- He’s also an ally in the sense that he would love to have kids one day but ultimately thinks it up to his partner - it’s your body you can do what you wish with it. He’s a big fan of the idea of adoption.
- Let’s be real for a moment, Jeremy is very serious under his goofball demeanour, he would be one of the kindest and most honest partners you could hope for. I feel like he would always be the kind of person to be in a friends-to-lovers scenario, wanting to make sure you were compatible before he committed.
- Jeremy all round is such a cuddly teddy bear, he would do anything for his partner and would give the world to people he loves, in return he needs someone who would extend the same to him.
- Every tough guys needs to be spoilt every now and then, despite asking you to not spend your money on him, he would blush the entire time if you took him out for a surprise date.
- He would gush over photos of you in your wag jacket, and would giggle and kick his feet and the video of you and Moa sharing a goalie hug.
- He loves seeing the person he loves, enjoying the things he loves so seeing you at games and cheering him on is almost an out of body experience for him.
- Jeremy Swayman is the standard.
#jeremy swayman#jeremy swayman fanfic#jeremy swayman x reader#jeremy swayman headcanon#nhl imagine#nhl x reader#nhl#nhl fic#prompt request#prompt list#requests#nhl headcanon#nhl headcanons
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Quiz time!
A/N: took a small break but im back and im writing bungo fics. hope you enjoy
Pairing: Kidnapper!Nikolai Gogol x fem!reader
Warnings: dark content, kidnapping, mentions of animal violence, mentions of human violence, implied abuse
Content: Nikolais been keeping you trapped in his basement for 3 weeks now. What does he have in store for you today? You have no idea
Words: 1.0k
Oneshot under cut!
"Oh darling! I'm home!"
The infamous voice of Nikolai Gogol shot through the basement, followed by the sound of his leather shoes creaking against the stairs. My head snapped up from its place on the pillow, watching him with wide eyes as he descended to the bottom of the staircase. The jester had a smile on his face, seeming all too giddy about... something. What that something was, I had no idea.
He was quick to skip over to me, looming over my curled up form under the covers, a hand buried deep into the abyss of his coat. He pulled out a bouquet of pink roses, shoving them under my nose. "For you, my dove" he purred, his voice dripping like sickly sweet honey.
I took them, albeit hesitantly, and examined them with a cautious eye. They were pretty, a light, pastel pink color with a white ribbon tied around the stems, and smelt like heaven. A sweet-but not too strong-floral scent that reminded me of the spring time. It was a nice gift, no one could deny that, but knowing Nikolai...
There had to be some type of ulterior motive.
"Pretty..." I murmured, holding the flowers close to my chest. "Thank you..."
I hadn't spoken much since I got here, only ever really muttering a word or two to keep him satisfied. He talked enough for the both of us, anyway, or at least that's what he had said when my lack of words first was noticed by him.
"Only the best for my sweetest dove! Now, come come, what shall we do today? You're probably just dying to have some fun, right? Aha! I know!" Before I could fully understand anything he had said, Nikolai pulled the covers back and lifted me in his arms, carrying me bridal style as he twirled around the basement.
"Quiz time!"
Quiz time. His way of asking personal questions on the justification that it was 'just a game' and 'there's no need to be shy". Sometimes he'd throw in random questions about Ukrainian literature, to which I almost never got right. I think that maybe he thought that asking a few general questions among all the pervy, personal ones would make me more comfortable, or less likely to catch on to the real meaning behind his game. It didn't.
I hated Quiz time.
Nikolai plopped me down on the floor, sitting cross-legged in front of me. His teeth showed as his lips curled upwards into a toothy grin, head tilted to the side and eyes blown wide. Maybe that's just how he always looked.
"Question 1! What is your favorite color?"
It was such a simple question, childish even. Something a teacher would ask their preschoolers on the first day of school. Yet, it made my throat close up, heat beating faster and faster as the seconds ticked by. What was my favorite color? Did I even have one anymore? What was the point in having a favorite color if I was trapped down here?
"Uh..." I stuttered, eyes flickering around the room. Anywhere was better than Nikolais cold, mismatched eyes. "Purple... b-but I also like red"
Nikolai clapped his hands together, a high pitched squeal leaving his lips. "Wonderful! Gosh you are just too cute, I might simply combust! But then you'd be stuck cleaning my brains off the wall which I don't think you'd like very much, so I'll refrain for you, my darling"
Cleaning brains off the walls? He said it so casually, like it was a normal passtime for him. Was it? Probably.
"Question 2! What is your favorite animal?"
This one was easy enough, and a small smile creeped onto my face as I answered. "Kittys, I have a few at home. They're the best little guys"
My heart ached at the thought of my fur babies. How long had they gone without food or water? Without being pat or doted on? Did they miss me? Had someone taken them in or were they sitting at the window waiting for my return?
Would I return?
Nikolai squealed again, his smile growing impossibly wider, the tips of his lips nearly touching his ears. "Cats are adorable! So fluffy and cute and squishy! I would just love to squeeze them until their little heads popped off!"
He suddenly scooted closer to me, the space between us slowly decreasing until our knees knocked together. He brought his fingers up to my cheeks, pinching them as if I was a baby. "Just like you! Squish, squish, squish! So damn cute"
Our noses bumped together as he leaned in closer, those cold eyes hyper-focused on my lips. I felt like I might hurl as his hands trailed down from my cheeks to my waist, his fingernails digging into the flimsy fabric of the nightgown he forced me into my first day here. This was wrong. So, so wrong.
"Please" I whined, tears threatening to spill at any second. "Please don't"
I had been so lucky the past 3 weeks with him not touching me, not with sexual intent anyway. No kissing, no touching, no... sex. Nothing. He would ask his stupid questions, force me to play his stupid games, and lay with me in bed at night, but that was it. But now, it seemed my luck had finally run out.
"Question 3!" Nikolais voice dropped an octave, sending a shiver down my spine. "Now, dove, this is the last question, so make sure you pay extra attention, mkay?"
Not like I had a choice.
"Who do you love the most in this whole wide world?"
There was only answer to that question. Only one answer he wanted, anyway. I had learned the hard way what the consequences of getting it 'wrong' were. It was so degrading, humiliating, dehumanising even, the punishment he had given me for answering with the wrong person. I wasn't keen to go through that again.
"You, Nikolai. I love you the most" I sounded robotic, like a puppet. Which in reality, I kind of was. Just a little puppet in his clown show.
"Correct! 3 for 3, you're so smart! Now, for the reward"
And then, his chapped, cracked, messily painted lips were on mine. It wasn't recpirocated, it wasn't even pleasant. It was gross, slimy, wet like a fish. Maybe I could pretend I was making out with a fish. That would've been million times better than this bullshit.
I hated it.
I hated him.
I hated myself.
#oneshot#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs x reader#bsd x reader#yandere bsd#yandere bungo stray dogs#nikolai gogol#nikolai gogol x reader#bsd nikolai#Nikolai x reader#decay of angels#yandere#yandere nikolai gogol#yandere nikolai x reader#yandere x reader
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Life update I got my tattoo yesterday and I’m obsessed hehe
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pics added for reach
hello everyone. my dear friend and her family are majorly struggling right now. they have a sweet 19 month old baby boy with an incredibly rare genetic condition/disability, so rare it doesn’t even have an official name, and there’s only been one study published on it. point being, their husband hasn't been able to work since baby boy came home from the NICU nearly a year and a half ago, and my friend isn't making enough to cover necessities for the three of them. if you are able to, please donate here. they are the loveliest people with the most darling toddler, and they could really use the help <3
#please reblog even if you cant donate#this is genuinely the sweetest family ever#i met nessi when i was struggling A LOT back when i was 19 and they were like. the most supportive person ever#they still are and they are the best mom ever to their sweet son#she and her husband and kiddo are some of my favorite ppl
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"you're not stupid, you're just straight"
— me to my friend who discovered gay people are real for the first time
#the best part is that the other person at our table and i are incessanty and obnoxiously gay#like i don't think i've ever shut up about her liking women and she has called me gay more than justifiable#and the whole time the straight girl caught between us just kinda always thought we were joking#she's one of the sweetest people i know but perhaps just a little bit oblivious in the realm of Gayness#lychee's brain trash
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I am lustful for the half-orc aasimar with top surgery scars
#garthy o'brien#fantasy high sophomore year#I thought they were gonna show up and be this evil villain#and turns out they’re like the sweetest person ever#ugh their voice#it does things to me
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wisdom tooth extraction u r my new enemy the entire left part of my mouth HURTS
#and i didn't even expect it i went to the dentist thinking i was clenching my jaw and that hed give me a jaw guard to chomp on in mu sleep#but nooooo#wisdom teeth too big jaw too small tooth growing sideways baby#the actusl extraction didnt hurt at all bc aneasthesia plus my dentist is the sweetest guy ever#but when the anesthetic wore off... hoo boi#i have never felt pain like this i wasnt even crying tears were pouring down my face and i couldnt stop them#c.txt#diary#personal
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i don’t care how many notes a gif set gets i only feel as if i won when it get tags like this and kell never disappoints <3 @ybcpatrick pls never stop
#op#thing 1#you know it’s actually really funny because before kell and i were as close as we are now and i posted my first ever gifs#they reblogged them and were being so supportive and nice and trust me i was not very good back then#and that’s literally what made me want to keep making gifs and keep learning things and getting better at it#kell is the reason i kept making gifs.#i guess i just always know their support and love has been real and they’re like that with everyone not just me#they’re the most genuine sweetest person alive i need you all to know that#i’m so blessed to have them as my bestfwend <3
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Zerowol agenda begins immediately
#koda is going to show her what it means to be loved and appreciated#they have the same vibes as Kaine/Neir in my head. if that makes sense#there are 2 exceptions to me being gay and its for Zero and Kaine specifically i love them. so much. wouagugh#6.3 spoilers#for thr following tags#her development this patch was ouguhoughiouhg does she know how much i love her. does she know#my thoughts are soup but i care her so much#koda is probably the sweetest person shes ever met and she's both extremely confused by it but also she likes that abt him.#she's actually allowed herself to get to know him for and if anything happened to him shed kill everyone in this room and then herself#Koda is very enthusiastically taking her around to all his favorite places#and im so. oughhh theyre so sweet#they might be qpr they might not i haven't decided. but i like them.#what if we were reapers 😳 and we were both t4t 😳
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horrifying self recognition through the other aside this has been an actually not terrible start to The Family Gathering tbh
#my cousin who i havent really seen in a while came up to me and asked abt my pronouns because i came out to the fam a while ago#and he didnt really remember what id said (which. fair. its a big family w lots of things to remember)#and so he asked what my pronouns were and i told him and he promised that if he ever messed up i needed to make him#do like 5 or 10 pushups lmao#and ngl. its the sweetest thing anyone in this family has ever said to me abt that#everyone else has kinda just. moved on. and either forgotten that im not a girl or purposefully ignoring it.#and idk maybe i should stand up for myself a little more but ive been practically a doormat all my life#and idk. its hard using my voice and establishing boundaries when ive let ppl bulldoze over me for almost 20 years.#sigh. anyway.#im gonna be thinking about that all day tbh it was genuinely so sweet#and i am also being consumed by The Loneliness again <3#just. i want someone to just talk to about all this??? someone who isnt in my family because they all have stakes in it too?????#we're all grieving. i aint special.#i just want to talk to someone about it in person so they can hold my hand while i cry myself to sleep because ngl#thats what it looks like we're doing tonight#im just. tired of feeling alone in this enormous family where it seems like im the only odd man out#and also ykw the Not Having Any Irl Friends loneliness too. thats also pretty significant.#not saying my internet friends arent great i love yall so so so much but it has just been .#a really really long time since ive had a good cry n hug session w someone.#sigh. im tired i need to go to bed#winter speaks#personal
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#i know we're over this but holy shit ''dream stans'' taking pictures with q and saying he's the sweetest person ever like what the fuck#the source of so much doxing and harassment and racism#not to mention the complete dropping of people he was supposed to be close with#and blatantly stealing Dream's ideas#while saying nothing about it EVEN IN PRIVATE#WHEN HIS SUPPOSED FRIENDS AND THEIR FAMILIES WERE BEING STALKED AND DOXED BECAUSE OF HIS LACK OF COMMUNICATION#i mean this so genuinely: fuck anyone who supports that spineless clout chasing bitch
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there are many things my dad does that i cant be assed to bear a grudge over but what hes done to our birds is unforgiveable
#one of the first birds i remember having was mango she was the sweetest ever and i loved her so much we were best buds#and without telling anyone or giving any indication and AT NIGHT NO LESS my dad fucking sold her to some random dude#and we never saw her again#and we were all so mad at him I WAS SO MAD AT HIM because she was my best bud!! wtf!!#but i thought that was that. and then we got kona like 11 years ago the most handsome beautiful african grey ever#and he was also my best bud!! hes been there since forever even when our other birds died he was always there. precious beloved#and what does my dad do? he gives kona to someone to take care of him while we went overseas and i was like okay fine#but he didnt bother telling us that he gave him to that person to breed him with another parrot. and he told us that later#and we were like okay fine. theyll have some babies and then he'll come back right? and my dad was like yeah#but he lied he didnt bother telling us he never intended to get kona back and now he'll stay there with his wife forever#now we have two lovebirds and he cant stand them he cant stand taking care of them and he wants to give them away too#my dad can do the most annoying insufferable shit and ill move on cause hes my dad but this tamasha is unforgiveable i hate it so much#we were best buds!!! how could you do this#i miss kona so much everyday. at least i know hes alive unlike mango (status unknown) but i expect him to be there everyday and hes not#scream#aricouldyounot
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#personal#tonight you were staring at me while we were at your friends#and I asked you why#and I thought you’d say something funny like you always do#but instead#you said that you sometimes have to stare at how pretty I am#in front of all your friends#and it was the sweetest thing ever.#thank you for making my heart jump.#i needed it.#you are becoming so special to me.#also your friends asking you why you haven’t brought me around before yet because I fit in so well lmao
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I love my friend House more than life itself, but you could never guess what they're going to say. The things that they say are never surprising, but also never expected. For example:
House: When I was in fifth grade I filled up my water bottle with vodka and brought it to school, and drank all of it in like. Two hours. I had to go to the nurse after that. My parents were kind of mad at me...
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Me: Can you help me carry this?
House: No, sorry, I'm vegan
(They say this way too frequently. Another favorite is "I'm only vegan when I'm not eating or teaching Leatherworking)
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House: I love fishing! No I don't, I'm sorry I lied to you
(They do this one a lot too. Like. Purely inconsequential things. They'll say and then immediately follow with "No I don't, I'm sorry I lied to you." As far as I know they've never lied about something that actually matters. Just about the weirdest things that they immediately confess to)
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House: I'm really good at foosball because at one of the places I was institutionalized there was a foosball table, and one of the staff who had been there a long time was really good at it and I learned from him.
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I would pay anything to spend a day inside their head. What else goes on in there?
#i love them so much btw#i met them this summer (worked together at summer camp) and we vibed right off the bat#theyre literally the sweetest person in the world. its impossible to say no to or dislike them#they are sunshine in a human body#but also theyre a little wonky and have almost no filter#we lived together for about two weeks#I'll probably make a post about that later#but they're the best roommate I've ever had#god i love them#sometimes something comes out of their mouth and its impossible to expect#and theyll just continue on normally afterwards#like the foosball thing. they said that and then immediately wandered off#they say something and youre left to process while they just move on#im still reeling from the water bottle of vodka thing. but they said it as plainly as if they were telling you their class schedule#gosh i love them#miss them
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