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sunflowerhoney · 2 years
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When one gf is from a busy area and one gf is from the middle of no where every food conversation goes like :
My gf: have you ever been to *random chain restaurant*?
Me: Idk what that is 😅
My gf: Youve really never heard of/been to/had *random place*
Me: It did not exist where I used to live 🥲
@strawbabie-honey ily hehehe 💓💓
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emmymaehereeeeee · 2 years
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Austin freaking out on what flowers to get you 👁👄👁💅
“Roses? No she’s allergic to roses, uh Daisies?” Austin frantically ran around the florist shop, probably frightening the sweet old lady who owned the quaint little shop. She would lean up to touch his shoulder, “Excuse me sir, but do you think that I might be able to help?” Austin whipped his head around relief washing over his face.
“Hi, uh yes, my girlfriend, she um- I’m supposed to get her flowers, well she doesn’t know, I am surprising her.” Austin rambled on.
“Why don’t she tell me what she’s like dear?” The old lady asked, walking along to peruse the walls of flowers.
“I mean she’s gorgeous, you would love her, she’s never met a stranger, she likes dancing in the kitchen, and singing in the car. She laughs at all of my stupid jokes and even laughs at her own, even thought they don’t make sense half the time.” He chuckled to himself at the thought of the happy memories. The old lady nodded grabbing flowers as Austin continued. “She’s so smart, like crazy smart. She’s my everything, you know?” Austin turned back to the woman who now had a bouquet of a mix of flowers.
“Oh my gosh they’re beautiful thank you, Um how much do I owe you?” He asked, digging into his pocket pulling out his wallet.
“Nothing my dear, go and give her flowers, just promise me you will treat her right, she seems to be your angel. The way you talk about her seems as though you are in love.” She said, handing the bouquet to him.
“Oh no ma’am, I can’t- here, I have a hundred, please just take it!” He said, handing that cash to the woman. “Son, I said no, go and be with your love!” She said ushering him out of the store. “Thank you!” He called out, stumbling into the street. His phone buzzed, he pulled it out and answered, “Hi honey, yeah, I’m on my way home now, yeah just had to stop for something really quick.” He reached back into his pocket, sticking the hundred dollar bill on the door frame of the shop, knocking on the window and walking away. “I’ll be home in ten minutes, I love you bye!”
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steve0discusses · 1 year
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Ep 44 Pt 2: Name Hunt
We start this half of the episode at the card game that is currently just kinda stalled. It’s more like a D+D session at this point, where everyone is separated, random enemies are appearing in random rooms, and their biggest issue is that they were balanced to work as a team, and as a solo fight they’re gonna freakin die.
Or Bjork will come back in the time it takes for the team to reassemble.
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Sorry his name isn’t Bjork, it’s Korn. Or...well it’s something from the 90′s. Zork. It was Zork. But with a c. Bjorc Necrophades.
So as Yami dumps on Bakura about how boring this game is for him, Bakura reminds him that because Pharaoh shoved his memory in a puzzle piece, Pharaoh is dumb as a sack of bricks. Which like, relatable.
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I STILL don’t quite get it.
I know that Seto kills Yami in the OG timeline, they have been saying that for 4 seasons. But if Yami had to put himself in that puzzle to put back Zorc...does this imply that the fight with Seto was to resurrect Zorc? that Seto was a pawn of Bakura even in the original timeline?
Wait is that it?
(read more under the cut)
Have I finally figured out the paradox that’s been bothering me all season, where before it looked like Yami died 2 separate ways in two separate timelines? I mean, while I am much better (not fully, hence the slow update schedule but am getting much better) Long covid for like an entire year removed so much of my memory, that I was able to play Undertale again like it was the first time. Which is incredible because it’s the most memed game and y’all, I forgot nearly every line that Sans said. Which I’m not gonna lie, kind of rocks. But also kind of difficult when I’m trying to remember the plot of this show.
Bro did offer to write the blog in my stead, but when he attempted to use Photoshop he could not figure out how to leave the text editor. Making these caps will one hundred percent crash my computer if he’s doing the driving. Photoshop crashes my computer about 4 times on a normal day, if you don’t know what you’re doing, Photoshop will seal you in a demon dimension before crashing your computer, and yet, still charge you 12 dollars a month. You cannot turn your back on photoshop, just like Zorc.
Anyway, back to the show:
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I mean that’s my personal gamble. I will always gamble Tristan on who’s gonna die. And him being Bakura right now is just...ooo ripe to die this season, yeah?
Bakura took a moment to try and remind Yami that this is all a simulation and all of these pieces on the board were in fact not real people, to which Yami reminded Bakura that he himself is a ghost in a box and is only loosely defined as a “real person” himself.
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And then Karim, who’s name I had completely forgotten, so I’m glad the show reminded me, was like “Oh no! I’m dying!” PS he’s been “dying” for like 3 episodes, so I was very surprised he actually fully died.
Like Egypt Grandpa is going to outlast this stack of bricks down there, and that’s like a lot to take in. Modern Grandpa breaks his butt like constantly but Egyptian Grandpa is built like a truck.
Isis was very upset by this, and like I don’t blame her, look at the FEATURES on that man. True tragedy right there to lose that block of cheese right there and just be left with freakin Shada. Who, in case you forgot, has a motorcycle tattoo on his entire forehead. I too would be crying my eyes out, Isis, this is looking grim for you.
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It only just now as I was writing this cap realized that when Bakura was like “who would you bet is going to die first?” he wasn’t talking about Yami’s high school friends, but was in fact foreshadowing the truly tragic death of Karim, who I totally remembered the name of.
Anyway, it’s still gonna be Tristan because for real, Karim doesn’t count.
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Bit of a baby manger vibe to this shot, not gonna lie. Nice nativity we got going there. Baby jesus, Mary and Joseph, a shepherd, a wise man, and uh...Shadi. Shadi could be an Angel I guess, he isn’t technically alive. There. Print this out and put it above your grandma’s Christmas tree, instant nativity.
Speaking of the kids, Joey was really testing my gamble by walking headfirst into a trap that spits daggers into your feet.
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Inside of this maze is step by step the same as the story of the tomb we saw with the hot version of grandpa that opened this arc.
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Including this room, where Grandpa got betrayed by a very silly slingshot.
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This was the show spoon feeding us Yugi’s character growth, since he was just a barrel of nerves and sinew when we first met this boy. He is braver this season, I will give him that, but it feels like it’s more that he’s the only person who’s fully aware that none of this is real. Yugi is inside of his own mind puzzle. It’s literally the only place he’s got full control (ish).
At the end of this little walk across the fear pit that literally no one here had any problems with (like Tea walked across this narrow fear pit in 5 inch heels!) The little box that carried Pharaoh’s puzzle isn’t here, instead it’s a bunch of Egyptian hieroglyphs.
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Reminder that even Season Zero Yugi, who is the most pile of nerves Yugi, would have kicked your ass even without the puzzle. Like this is mostly my own interpretation, but without the puzzle......Yugi would have straight up stabbed that guy, right? Like straight up? Yugi is a menace to society. Sure, he was nervous about having to defend himself, but Yami wasn’t a Pharaoh yet, he was Yugi’s dark side, who was backed into corners so hard by people with literal whips and people with yoyo’s with spikes on the end, he pretty much always had to choose violence in order to survive Freshman year.
Like yes he walked across a bridge without fear. Makes sense, the bridge doesn’t have spike yoyo’s, fire shooting out, a guy holding your girlfriend hostage with a gun at a burger restaurant, and whatever capitalist nightmare Seto has come up with that month. But we can still call this bridge character development, as a treat.
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After Joey tricked the switch that opened the garage door to Yami’s secret name, the episode ended.
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can’t wait to see Tristan hold up some fingers and have the show convince me it’s a gun.
Anyway, here’s a link to read these from the start, which I keep giving you although I need to reread my own blog myself, haha.
https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono
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gins-potter · 2 years
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No context episode two thoughts
- dhampirs at all times: PARKOUR
- wtf did they do to Sonya when she didn’t specialise - this shit dark
- not the rose/Mason make out scene right into the strigoi autopsy 💀💀💀
- Christian wanting to sit down and chat with a strigoi 😂
- Jesse you’re a fucking dick
- I like all the different uniforms - like that they’re different that is not necessarily actually like them lmao
- Meredith is such a bitch. I love her.
- it’s so minor but I wish more female guardians had shorter hair - I liked that bit of world building
- Sonya and Mikhail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “You smell less like a strigoi than usual” SONYA
- Omfg I cannot stop laughing at Christian’s little bow tie
- Lissa sneaks out to see Christian over Rose? Rude. That’s your girlfriend bish.
- Okay it’s about specializing; I suppose I’ll allow it
- Romitri just being perfect in literally every scene - we love that for them
- How is rose still in 5th after the fuckup with Lissa
- Ooooh rose v Meredith
- Kick her ass rose
- specialization flirting heh nerds
- I wish Christian were a tiny bit more broody
- oh shit Dimitri put rose on her fucking ass
- THE RUNNING
- Romitri are the epitome of “I hate you” “you want to make out with me so bad” right now
- THE SMILE
- KIERON’S SMILE
- I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED
- wow so the Moroi are like super separate from the humans in this
- Rose and Mikhail bestie era
- Literally did not realise I needed this
- But it’s so good
- not my mum coming in and saying lissa looks exactly how she imagined
- Mum really said Daniela rights
- I’m really vibing with all these parallels between Moroi and dhampirs
- Very convenient of Victor to be like I’ll get you out of the dominion. Yeah that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse.
- Oh are they actually going to run away 👁 👄 👁
- Lol maybe not. Goddamit stop baiting me
- I’m not as mad about these traditional costumes as I thought I’d be
- It fills like it fits the traditional v modernity vibe they’re going for
- The giant live screens are lowkey sending me tho
- Christian to the rescue I’m assuming
- Lissa would you prefer to be a fraud or get electroshock because those are you options
- “You’re nothing but magic” CHRISTIAN YOU FUCKING NERD
- Dimitri you big softie
- Awww lissa and Dimitri friendship - the books deprived me
- This show really does not give af about underage drinking - these high school students just fucking hanging at a bar
- not lissa pleading Rose’s case while she’s literally dancing on a bar 💀😂💀😂
- Funniest cut they could have chosen
- Go off lissa, you tell Christian
- Oh they are standing very close
- Rose fainting right into Dimitri’s arms? Be still my Romitri heart
- MASON’S FACE
- Mikhail is so whipped that Sonya’s tells him she talks to birds and he does not give af
- Oooh was that his aura?
- Rose looks so tiny
- As she should be
- very obsessed with Mia’s voice for some reason - it’s hot
- Ooooh MerMia
- is this Jesse? The man is so forgettable to me that I literally cannot tell. Anyway whoever he is - he gonna die
- This show really says monster fucker rights about the strigoi huh?
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illyanapryde · 1 year
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Eugenics is bad but if I HAD to choose who we’d eradicate, I have a few ideas. There are so many different groups I would choose but for the sake of a challenge I'll only list niche stuff:
- All Netflix writers for anything and everything
- James Corden
- Fat-shamers who insist that fat people existing is “indoctrinating the children to follow unhealthy lifestyles”
- Liberals on TikTok who are like “listen I’m all for equal rights but teeheheeheheteheheheh pronouns are silly”
- Anyone who still listens to that “oh no oh no oh no no no no no” TikTok song
- Ariana Grande fans
- DJ’s
- People who make hating the Kardashians their entire personality. Like, you’re right, but get a life
- People who try to excuse beating children as “different cultural norms” like yeah ofc it is but that doesn’t make it ok
- People who love the Pirates of the Caribbean movies bc girllll they were good movies but plz stop it’s not that big a deal
- People who still love HP and when you joke about HP being cringe, they’re unironically like “what do you mean? what’s wrong with liking harry potter?”
- White female CEO’s of big awful companies who think they’re ultra feminists
- Gay people who are transphobic. Like how does that make sense.
- White girls who hyperfixate on Zendaya but then every time Zendaya talks about Black girl pride or wears braids, they’re like 👁👄👁
- People who think Ben Affleck is hot
- Anyone who watched that Jeffrey Dahmer series and liked it
- Ted Bundy apologists
- Grown adults who cyberbully child stars
- Most movie directors
- Teachers on social media who are like “sometimes it IS the kids”
- Europeans who hit back to a “beans on toast is gross” comment with something like “well at least in my country children don’t get slaughtered at school hahaha you silly americans”
- European scientists. They’re always up to something ethically fishy
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baekhvuns · 2 years
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Someone with a massive brain made that connection suhshdjsshhssh also I had a dream about LSH a few days ago I think I forgot to tell you...
I got another gift for you: https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1519866600626835456?t=wFtFUzcKG-NTEZ57lBmDfA&s=19 - their Hwa art destroys me every single time 💀
https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1496253345308286977?t=7VG47ZhkPR2KttxKTiLNDA&s=19 - I'm sorry I can't be normal about it 😳😳😳
I knoooow except for work I had to meet some lawyers a few times and 🥴 well bestie, there are people who definitely deserve jail, so maybe you'll actually do the right thing hggshahahsgsagfa
Making money on YT is soooo hard and it was near impossible years ago, also producing quality content when you're busy/don't have the energy is annoying, I was a part of a group and we made videos together. Now there's this podcast, so I make appearances from time to time.
Me and Hongjoong are soulmates when it comes to photography, hahahha, I have a collection of different cameras. <3
SNAKE??? ALIVE??? Yeah Aussies are fucking crazy, so maybe I shouldn't be shocked.
To be fair since 2019 my life has been on hold, even before the pandemic started so hopefully it will kick off again soon, because your girl is miserable 😭💔😪
JT is not the worst though, in my home country they play embarrassing and annoying local songs and I wanna die. People have fun, but I'm a hater, I can't help it.
Seriously cyclist in Amsterdam are crazy motherfuckers, almost got run over 3 times... I know cycling is good etc etc, I used to like it as a kid, but somehow I developed hatred towards them. Not to mention those fucking electric scooters 🔫🔫🔫🔫 I was a fan of the OG ones but they're a plague now, people don't know how to ride them and they just leave them everywhere for no reason?! Wtf bitch, get up! https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/electric-scooter-lying-pavement-gdynia-electric-scooter-lying-pavement-201163798.jpg
Gonna continue in another message cause I'm not on the app and for some reason my long ask doesn't wanna send 😡 - DV 💖
HELLOBDBD
Someone with a massive brain made that connection suhshdjsshhssh also I had a dream about LSH a few days ago I think I forgot to tell you...
NO FR IM BLOWN AWAY 😭😭😭 oh pls do 👁👄🤲🏼
I got another gift for you: https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1519866600626835456?t=wFtFUzcKG-NTEZ57lBmDfA&s=19 - their Hwa art destroys me every single time 💀
i wish, i wish u saw me iNHALE
https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1496253345308286977?t=7VG47ZhkPR2KttxKTiLNDA&s=19 - I'm sorry I can't be normal about it 😳😳😳
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I knoooow except for work I had to meet some lawyers a few times and 🥴 well bestie, there are people who definitely deserve jail, so maybe you'll actually do the right thing hggshahahsgsagfa
LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 i bet u were frustrated with them too bc god damn,,, also some law students r so entitled and for what ????? 😭😭😭 atp the only good thing abt saying u did law is saying u went to law school </3
Making money on YT is soooo hard and it was near impossible years ago, also producing quality content when you're busy/don't have the energy is annoying, I was a part of a group and we made videos together. Now there's this podcast, so I make appearances from time to time.
YEAH?? ahh like it’s extra money bc u gotta buy the equipment and produce content with softwares that cost money perhaps? OOOOOOOO omg that is so cool, podcasting sounds really cool if ur not the one editing it for hours 😭😭😭😭 BUT THATS SO COOL what is the podcast abt? just regular stuff or like themed content,, ik a few authors here have podcasts and they’re truly so fun to listen <33
Me and Hongjoong are soulmates when it comes to photography, hahahha, I have a collection of different cameras. <3
AAAAAAA pls recruit me in ur duo,,, i will stand there with my canon and olympus,,, OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION so i was going to invest in a film camera for the summer,,, and since u have a collection i presume u might also have film ones?? i was wondering which one is actually worth it, as in lasts longer or has a better? kodak or fuji? 35mm or is 50mm better?
SNAKE??? ALIVE??? Yeah Aussies are fucking crazy, so maybe I shouldn't be shocked.
GEKWHDKW I MEANT SNAILS, LIKE HE WOULD JUST PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN GET YELLED AT 😭😭😭 aussie’s r INSANE
To be fair since 2019 my life has been on hold, even before the pandemic started so hopefully it will kick off again soon, because your girl is miserable 😭💔😪
omg i hope u go to many places after it’s over !!!! omg u should come here !!! don’t go toronto there’s nOTHING there 🔫
JT is not the worst though, in my home country they play embarrassing and annoying local songs and I wanna die. People have fun, but I'm a hater, I can't help it.
BDWNBDWKDJWK UR THE YN WE GOT IT BESTIE DBDB
Seriously cyclist in Amsterdam are crazy motherfuckers, almost got run over 3 times... I know cycling is good etc etc, I used to like it as a kid, but somehow I developed hatred towards them. Not to mention those fucking electric scooters 🔫🔫🔫🔫 I was a fan of the OG ones but they're a plague now, people don't know how to ride them and they just leave them everywhere for no reason?! Wtf bitch, get up! https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/electric-scooter-lying-pavement-gdynia-electric-scooter-lying-pavement-201163798.jpg
BRNWHDKWHDKWJDK RAN OVER BY SCOOTERS they hit ankles so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO STOP FBFBFB also,,,
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strxwberrylemonxde · 3 years
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Boba Shop AU!
Pairing: Shinsou x gn!reader
Genre: Fluff
Warning: None
Word Count: 0.88k
A/N - Oh boy this idea has been in my brain for over two months and lemme tell you, this is one of the best au ideas that has ever come into my mind, but idk if I like how I wrote it 💀 Might come back and rewrite it, but for right now enjoy!! It feels so long since I've posted something 😭 Also, requests are open if you want to request or just chat (pls do, it's so lonely out here ;-;) Enjoy!! <33
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I headcanon that Shinsou really likes boba
Like I look at him and think “Oh yeah, this man would love boba”
He would absolutely get it like every other week and it would get to the point where the people who work at the boba shop know his order like the backs of their hand
His go-to order is either a taro milk tea with boba and coffee jelly or original milk tea with boba and coffee jelly (like the hot person he is 😌)
Idk he just doesn’t strike me as the fruity tea type
He and Denki would go to their local boba shop together all the time and it’s honestly one of the best serotonin boosts for both of them because they could get away from all the Class 1-A chaos and just vibe
They will talk for hours over boba
It’s mostly just Denki going on about some people he found cute the other day or new stories he has of the Bakusquad while Shinsou will just listen quietly and provide some off-hand comments here and there
They are literally the next generation Aizawa and Hizashi 💀
Anyway
You’re also a pretty big fan of boba and you were looking for a part-time job to make some money while you went to school
So you decided to apply for a job at this boba shop that happened to be nearby your house
It’d been about a week since you started working at the boba shop when Shinsou and Denki decide to swing by together
You were in the back when you heard the bell at the front door ring, signaling a new customer
“Welcome in, I’ll be with you in a moment!!”
Shinsou and Denki were kind of startled by the sound of a new voice since they knew almost all of the staff, but when you came out the both of them just went wide-eyed
Denki might have almost short-circuited
“Hello! How can I help you guys today?”
The two of them were literally awestruck as they tried to place their orders (stammering a little bit in the process)
While you were making their orders, Denki was whisper-yelling about how cute you looked
“DUDE THEY’RE SO CUTE!!! AND I SAW THE WAY YOU WERE BLUSHING WHEN YOU HANDED THEM THE MONEY DON’T TRY TO HIDE IT!”
Shinsou immediately turned red at his statement and tried to cover his face, awkwardly shuffling his feet over to the counter when you called them over for their drinks
He tried to avoid eye contact with you when you said have a good day in that sweet tone of yours
Over the course of the month, Denki would drag Shinsou with him more often than usual, trying to get at least a glimpse of you again, slowly working up Shinsou’s courage to talk to you more
Denki is the ultimate wingman
Every time Denki would try to talk to you for him, Shinsou would tell him to knock it off and threaten to brainwash him 💀
“Denki you better stop or I swear-”
“Dude come on, it’s obvious that you’re into them, and it’s obvious that they’re into. Trust me bro I can tell 😌”
Denki the Matchmaker™
One day, Denki finally took matters into his own hands
As he was paying for the drinks, Denki decided to make casual conversation with you
He knew Shinsou wouldn’t be able to do anything if it was in front of you, so he made his move
“Yeah so my friend over here thinks you’re really cool and definitely wants to get to know you sometime 😃”
Shinsou: 👁👄👁💧
You giggled at his reaction but didn’t give a response
You weren’t sure what it was that made your heart skip a beat every time the pair would walk in
You were always so excited to come to work hoping to see the mysterious purple-haired boy again
You thought it would be fun to tease them, so you stayed silent
Your lack of response was enough for Denki to go from 😃 to 😳
He thought he done messed up and that Shinsou was gonna kill him for embarrassing him
The poor boy really thought he was gonna die
He could feel Shinsou’s silent rage so he took a few steps back from him, fearing he would pull a Bakugou and end him right there in the middle of the store
When you called out their orders for them, Shinsou was the one who went up to the counter, he hoped he could try to apologize to you for his friend’s stupidity
“Um- hey I just wanted to say sorry for what my friend said back there, he’s always saying stupid stuff like that…”
He rubbed the back of his neck nervously and you thought you would melt right there
“Don’t even worry about it, enjoy your drinks”
When he looked at his cup, he saw in black sharpie the words “I’d like to get to know you some time too, here’s my number <3”
He looked back up at you and smiled, catching you wink at him before taking another customers order
“Maybe you aren’t that dumb after all Denki…”
“I told you so 😌 Wait what’d you say?!”
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haruchuiyo · 4 years
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Single reader with two kids and Bokuto, meets on a mutual friends wedding :’)
warning; cursing ig. The reader says the b-word.
fem!reader
Hope you enjoy this hcs i- have a nice ride reading this 😭
Aight so you’re at your friends wedding.
With your two kids.
No you ain’t divorced, your piece of shit of a “boyfriend” left cause they wet their pants hearing they’re gonna get children and they left to get milk and never came back 😪
IM JUST EXAGGERATING BDJDDJ
So you’re dressed in a pretty dress
Your kids, one son and a daughter.
Son is the older one, let’s say 3 and the daughter is still a baby so 1 year old.
You’re chatting with your table mates while holding onto your daughter, Aiko.
Kenji, the testosterone toddler, is happily munching on the shrimp cakes.
Bokuto sees you from his table and he just got
✨👄✨
And Kuroo got all 👀👀 i see you👀👀 on his fellow friend.
Akaashi sat there too like 🕴👁👁 at bokuto
“You should go talk to her.” Akaashi tells Bokuto.
Bokuto gasped dramatically like he’s outta breath
“No way, she’s got a kid.”
“Not one, she’s got two.” Kuroo corrects Bokuto.
And Bokuto freaks out.
And drinks the Fanta exotic he got served to calm his nerves.
“NO WAY! She’s so freaking cool damn” Bokuto says all ✨👄✨ and we are talking borderline ✨👄✨
It was time for the dance. The main couple finished their couple dance.
Finally, it’s so boring watching them smh🙄🙄🙄🙄
The trio is on the sidelines, cheering for the people who danced in the middle.
You’re sitting on your chair with Aiko and watch Kenji far away who’s playing his other testosterone friends and one girl.
KDNDJDJ ITS SO FUNNY SAY TESTOSTERONE PLS 💀
Aiko started to fuss and cry and you had your attention on her.
As you look up, your third year old is GONE, we are talking POFF GONE TESTOSTERONE GONE
You start to panic as you look around from your chair but can’t find him anywhere
So you stood up and got your strong mommy ass moving🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️
There you see the testosterone toddler playing with a guy who’s got horned like black and white hair.
Bokuto is playing with a kid who suddenly came up to him and said he looked like a buff owl and that was so cool.
Which made the owl go HEY HEY HEEEY😼
Bokuto heard heels over the music and looked up from the kid and saw you.
The woman he admired.
From far away⚠️
👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
You get stunned at the view of the man with horned hair ❤️👄❤️
Bokuto gets all more stunned at the view of the woman❤️👄❤️
And you both got married.
Nah kidding, not so fast kids🙄🤚❌
And you look down and see your kid.
“Mommy, look! I found a new friend!” Kenji tells you happily with a cute wide smile.
Aight I’m kinda soft🙄
Your heart melts at the sight of your son smiling widely and you lightly pinch his cheeks.
“Don’t run away like that from my sight again, okay? And I’m glad you found a new friend.” You say the last bit while looking up at Bokuto.
“Thanks bitch.” You tell him.
No you didn’t say that.
“Thank you, I appreciate you playing with him.” You say to the horned man with a grateful smile.
Meanwhile Bokuto,,,,,,
Mans a freaking tomato with a heart on a whole ass marathon 🍅🏃
“No no, it’s fine! Your sons very cute.” Then he sees your daughter in your arms who’s looking at him these big huge humongous baby eyes.
“And your daughter.” Bokuto says with a funny smile to make Aiko smile which worked cause she’s giggling, showing her front teeth.
“Oh my- she’s so adorable what the-“ and Bokuto covers his mouth before cursing as he sees your worried face.
“Right, I know. No cursing in front of the children. I got you.” Bokuto says.
“You think fast, that’s good.” You flash Bokuto a grin. More like a flirty smile🙄🤚
Bokuto sees his friends behind you a few meters away, mouthing him to ask you for a dance and Bokuto just-
Stopped functioning.
Mans stood there all 👁👄👁🕴
“You okay?” You ask Bokuto as you try to hold onto Aiko who started to move towards Bokuto outta nowhere.
“Yea ye- yeah I am okay- yes I am okay!”
You nod at him weirdly.
“Can you do me a favor?” You ask him.
Bokuto looks at you surprised but mans didn’t even hesitate to nod yes.
“Yes of course! Anything!” Damn chile simp🙄🤚
“Can you watch Kenji for me? I gotta change Aiko’s diaper.”
“Yes of course! Change the stinky baby’s diaper hehe” BOKUTO NO-
“I’m just kidding-“ Bokuto tries to reassure you then he hears you laugh.
Mans went into seventh heaven and paradise.
“Do you wanna dance with me?” You got all 😳hold up-😳🤚
“After changing changing Aiko’s diaper, of course.” Bokuto says.
You see the man in front of you almost sweating and you grin to yourself.
“Yes sure, only if you give me your name.” You tell him with a smile and Bokuto rises up from the grave and his face, soul, body and everything just,,
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
“It’s Bokuto. Bokuto Kōtaro.” He says.
“Nice to meet you, Bokuto.” And you tell him your name.
And after that you walk away with your stinky daughter.
And after that both of you danced and happily ever after😼✨💖🗣❤️👄❤️
Sorry for the weird ending lmao this was so difficult to write idk how but I hope you enjoyed reading it! And have a wonderful day!<33
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ilguna · 4 years
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☼ intentions (Draco Malfoy) ☼
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summary; ' Could I get an imagine where the reader and Draco are frenemies and there's ✨r𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏✨? I wanna see someone being pushed against a bookshelf in the library and they just stare at each other 👁👄👁 ’ 
warnings; swearing
wc; 1.3k
NOTES; READER IS RAVENCLAW
You flip the page of the book, trying to get yourself to focus on the material. It’s just a few more pages before you’re done completely. Although, you should probably give up at this point because you won’t be absorbing anymore of the information. You’ve reached your breaking point. You should put the book down.
Your eyes flicker up to Hermione, Cho and Luna who all seem to be reading with no problem. There’s a small smile on Cho’s face as she flips to the next page. Luna looks like she’s studying it intensely and Hermione looks bored of it. You’re sure Hermione has already ready about this, likely in her first year since she was so eager.
You’re not sure how it’s possible that you’re all reading the same thing and yet you all have different reactions. Cho likes it, Luna thinks it’s interesting and Hermione wants to be done. At least they’re engaged, you can’t even get your brain to focus anymore. 
There really is no point, is there?
With a sigh, you close the book. Hermione looks up, a finger on where she’s leaving off. Cho looks up too, but Luna looks too lost. It’s fine, you don’t mind it. Luna always means well, and knowing her, she’s probably listening anyway. Her brain is wired in a way you could never understand.
“I can’t pretend anymore.” you slide the book onto the table, “This book is boring and insufferable. Even having detention with Snape would be better than this.”
Cho lets out a laugh, shrugging her shoulders, “Your grade.”
“Oh, don’t bother.” you roll your eyes, leaning against the table, “I’ll just cram ten minutes before the test to keep the information in my head.”
“That doesn’t really work, y’know.” Hermione says.
Before you can answer, Luna is briefly looking up, “Works for me. And I have fine grades. It’s not a bad technique.” and then she’s back to reading.
Cho makes a face, nodding her head in Luna’s direction like she’s got a point. Hermione sighs, going back to reading, “Well, it doesn’t work for Ron or Harry, I’ll tell you that much.”
“No offense, but they’re kinda…” you trail off, and Cho laughs, agreeing with you.
“Not smart?” Hermione finishes her sentence, “Yeah, I know.”
“You’ve got to at least pretend, otherwise Madam Pince is going to be on your back.”
You lean forward to look around the bookcase. Cho’s right, she’s coming your way. You need to pretend or put the book back and give up entirely. You don’t want to just leave these three here--or maybe you don’t want to go back to the dorms and be bored. Either way, time’s up.
Madam Pince stops in front of you. You give her a polite smile, “Was just putting my book back, sorry.”
“You can stay here for as long as you’d like, (Y/n).” her attention is then turned to the other three, “As well as you girls. As for you--” she turns towards some unsuspecting boys that are only in here to talk.
“Well.” you start, grabbing the book and standing up, “I’ll put this away and come right back. If you’re done by then, we can discuss the material?”
“Smart.” Luna mutters, “Good idea. It’ll help anything we don’t know.”
“And catch (Y/n) up on what she’s missing out on.” Hermione says, you stick your tongue out at her playfully, and she does it right back. You move away from them, going deeper into the library to put the book back where you got it from with them.
The library is just one big maze. Almost hard to navigate, if you don’t understand how Madam Pince has the shelves organized. Fortunately for you, you’ve come in here every week for so many years now. You’ve got the entire place memorized.
You round the corner, thinking that it’s clear. But you bump straight into someone.
“Oh, I’m sorry.” you apologize, looking up.
“Yeah--” he starts, and he looks up too. It’s Draco, he seems to change his mind on what he was going to say, “--no, it’s my fault. I should have waited to see.”
“It’s fine,” you pat his arm, sliding past him to put the book away.
You roll your eyes as soon as your back is to him.
Draco Malfoy is just one of those people that you’re nice to on the surface, but deep down there’s such an intense burning hatred that it’s almost comedic. You’re nice to his face, but with Hermione and the others, you tend to gossip. And you’re sure that he knows you do this. 
It’s funny how it’s not really a secret that you don’t like him, and yet the two of you still pretend that there’s a clean slate. That he didn’t call one of your best friends a… and he doesn’t bad mouth you to his friends.
“Are you here alone?” Draco asks.
“No, Hermione, Cho and Luna are waiting for me back at the table.”
“Pince will have your neck.”
“Actually, she just told us she’s fond of our presence.” you give him a sarcastic smile, holding up the book to the bookshelf. It slips from your fingers, and goes to resume its place on the shelf, “I really can’t say the same for you, though. She complains about your shortness all the time. You know, it won’t kill you to have a polite conversation with her once in a while.”
Draco forces a smile, “Why should I bother? I’ll be out of here in a few years anyway.”
“Because those books you’re always asking for, and she says she has no clue what you’re talking about--she’s lying.” his face twists, and you shrug, “There’s one reason to bother.”
He’s scowling now, but seems to recover easily, “You four were studying for the OWL’s?”
“Yeah. Just reading over the material,” you’re tired of this conversation, “What’re you here for?”
“Blaise and Pansy.” is all he answers.
“Good luck with them. If there’s anything painful, it’s trying to study with a couple of morons, but you probably fit in well.” you say, “Excuse me.”
Draco moves quicker than you do, slamming his hand onto the bookshelf beside you, his arm makes it impossible to go. You know what’s coming before he even says it, so you look at him.
“Let me guess, your father is going to hear about this?”
“You should probably stop talking to me like that.” he says, his voice measured, “As well as talking about me behind my back. It’s not wise.”
You lean forward, “I’ll stop as soon as you will. And knowing you, and your ego, it’ll literally be impossible.”
He leans forward a little more, probably going to say something threatening. Until he freezes where he is. You’re confused at first, wondering what’s stopped him, until you realize just the type of position you’re in.
He’s in your face, an inch away. Leaning into his hand that’s on the bookshelf. The people sitting at the table a couple feet away have stopped talking, instead they’re staring at you two, wondering what’ll happen. You can already hear the rumor that’s going to go around after this.
You wonder whose face turns red hot first, his or yours. Because it feels like it happens at the same time. Soon, he’s backing up, fixing one of the buttons that had come undone when he leaned forward. You’re continuing your way into the aisle, wanting to put as much distance as possible between him and yourself.
“Good luck with Pansy and Blaise.” you mutter, going to leave.
“Thanks.” is all he says, before the two of you are heading in opposite directions.
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nextstopparis · 3 years
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ALSJSKSJ other people are shipping arwaine now I’m so happy!! Them by a river you’re so right!! 🥺 Imagine Arthur falls asleep and to tease him Gwaine puts flowers in his hair!! But Arthur pretends not to notice bc he thinks they look pretty and he appreciates gwaine putting them there but he also wants to rile him up aksjka. The flirt fighting would absolutely start as smth neither of them notice,, they’ll be like,, oh yeah this definitely hasn’t got any subtext,, meanwhile the knights 👁👄👁
as👏they👏should👏 !!!!!!!
NDKDJSK GWAINE PUTTING FLOWERS IN ARTHURS HAIR🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 STOP thats so goddamn cute. that is SO CUTE and you know what i bet it would start off as a joke with gwaine snickering to himself but then as the day passes n arthur hasnt taken them out and the sun hits *just right* gwaine goes a lil: 🥺 bc it actually looks rlly pretty and wowowowowwow this weird stomach flippy thing was nOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AGAIN GODDAMNIT
n then what if arthur tries to keep one of the flowers bc hes a SAP and hes giddy bc this is basically gwaine giving him flowers😔 (he will be denying it left and right tho!!)
ALSO KSBSKSN LMFAOO I CANT GET OVER HOW AWKWARD AND EXASPERATED THE KNIGHTS WOULD BE @ THOSE TWO LMFAOOO theyd highkey ship it HARD but also, every time they hve to witness L such obvious (and disgusting) PDA, they think to themselves “yeah, they’re cute, but at what cost” kdjdkshskjsso
omg do u think one day leon would like. take arthur aside and be like “my lord, im very pleased you and gwaine have finally...erm... gotten together, but -” and arthur, scandalized is like “me and gwaine have WHAT?” and leon just rolls his eyes bc surely the king is joking (sidenote: he’s not joking. him and gwaine r just himbos) and says “look, we’re all very happy for you but could u like....tone it down a lil....keep it behind closed doors?” and walks away while arthur just. stands there. sputtering. thinking: no way. but yes. yes way.
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delicatejisung · 4 years
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*:..。o○ 𝗮𝗸𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗲𝗼𝘂𝗹 𝗱𝗷 𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗷𝘂𝗻 𝟭𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗿𝘆 (𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼 𝘄/ 𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮, 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗹𝗲 & 𝗷𝗮𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻): 𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 ○o。..:*
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❁ yanna arrived a few seconds after the two, holding a cup of smoothie and giving a cup to the staff fixing the mic as she sat beside renjun
❁ the three boys laughed at the way yanna left the staff flustered but she was just like “????” at the three
❁ as renjun introduced them, her first words were “OH YEAH” which she said with jaemin and the two high-fived
❁ “hi everyone, i’m chunhua.”
❁ “are you gonna speak chinese today, yanna?” “yes, i want to confuse jaemin so i’m gonna try my best” [cue jaemin already asking what they’re talking about]
❁ renjun asked yanna if she prefers doing a morning call or aegyo but she said she hates both, making the three laugh
❁ in the end, she did aegyo as well and said “ren d, good job! i love you~” in a cute voice making renjun flustered for 5 seconds as chenle laughed
❁ “please screen record that and send it to me on bubble, thank you~” she said towards the camera
❁ “honestly, his growth is really evident if you listen to him a lot. at the dorms, we listen to him and watch almost all the time so we really got to see how well he has improved.” “you mean YOU listen and watch?” “yeah, sometimes it’s just me who does it unless they aren’t busy.”
❁ “is there any difference from the normal renjun and the radio renjun?” “not much, maybe just a bit? actually, it depends on what part of the show. since sometimes when you read the script you really sound professional but when you.... have the discussion, you sound like the you that we know.”
❁ yanna recommended “cool” by dua lipa and sang along while it played, offering her smoothie to them
❁ when asked what programme they’d like to do if they were hosts yanna said she wants to discover things from the internet and try to learn more about it with the viewers since she’s really curious about a lot of stuff
❁ during “beautiful time” yanna did the shoulder thing and renjun followed after
❁ there were a few times the renjun and chenle kept speaking mandarin so yanna could only understand half of what they’re saying and would talk to jaemin and laugh
❁ chenle recommended “when i was your man” and said it was for no particular reason and yanna nodded and stretched
❁ [cue renjun finally talking to yanna right when it plays as jaemin subtly looks away and chenle just goes “👁👄👁”]
❁ “honestly, us dream members would also like to thank the pds for helping him out a lot. since we’re not here with him, we’re happy that he found people who are very willing to guide him when we can’t really help him out. thank you~” she said warmly as chenle said “i think she’s trying to steal your job” to which they only laughed at
❁ “we’re really thankful for everyone who are waiting for us and patiently supporting us. we all miss you guys and we hope the content we are putting out recently can make you guys happy for now. we will see you soon, don’t worry~”
❁ as 7 days played, yanna stretched a bit while chenle gave her knowing smile as she threw a pen at him
❁ her phone rang and she laughed at who it was, showing the three that it was taeyong
❁ “thank you for having me again, i really enjoy everytime i’m here and everyone’s really warm all the time. i’ll promise to learn more so i can come here often and bring more to the table.”
❁ “bye bye~” she said to the camera as “i like me better” started playing
❁ as jaemin and renjun “kkyu”-ed at the camera, she followed while pulling chenle
[bonus: yizhibo live]
❁ yanna was seated behind renjun, on her phone, when the live started
❁ “YA!” she again said to the blonde girl filter who kept kissing renjun
❁ as jaemin tried to kiss it back, yanna also went “stop, czennies will be upset!”
❁ she said she’s been focused on dancing lately “for nothing special at all but just for my own improvement” she made it clear
❁ yanna mentioned “it’s awkward but it’s okay” and how much fun she had filming it but said the fans should wait if she will be in an awkward pair or just hosting the whole show
❁ “taeil-hyung said on bubble that he wants to see jisung and jaehyun-hyung on it” she told them and the three laughed at how good that would be if ever
❁ she said she doesn’t watch nct life because waiting for it to end and watching it in one go is more ideal for her
❁ “yanna is always ranked in the middle when there’s rankings for the games” chenle observed and yanna smiled proudly
❁ yanna said “i’m sleepy!” and renjun replied with “you’re always sleepy on the way home”
❁ yanna also told jaemin that czennies comment in korean a lot for her so she’s sure they’ll do it for him too and they did
❁ as they taught jaemin chinese, yanna taught him “我是最亮的星星” saying it’s something every dream member should say while chenle and renjun both said she just loves them all too much
❁ she also taught him “我是你的” saying he should tell czennies this
❁ yanna held the phone for a while and quietly read a comment saying “renjun, i love you” and said “i do too” before laughing as chenle yelled
❁ she also said there were a lot of questions and answered “yes~” to one but didn’t say which question it was
❁ in the middle of the vlive, yanna’s phone rang again and laughed as he saw who it was
❁ “the 127 hyungs are clingy today” she complained, showing the people who it was
❁ she only let it ring and then typed a message saying she can’t answer yet because she’s inside the car
❁ “they keep calling because they want to send beef at our dorms.” she said, making jaemin and renjun yell out in joy
❁ “but they’ll send it tomorrow morning, taeyong-hyung said.” she continued, making chenle pout and sulk
❁ as they talked about sm’s beautifying water, yanna said “i drank lots of it and yet...” implying she still isn’t beautiful to which chenle said “i’m offended for whoever likes you” [ya know, bc two of them are in the car lmao]
❁ yanna said that when they celebrated mark’s birthday, she kissed jisung’s cheek a lot bc he was too happy and cute that day
❁ “yanna’s been doing aegyo a lot lately” jaemin brought up, making the girl glare at him as renjun laughed
❁ the fans brought up yanna’s bubble about wanting a cat and said they also want to see her take care of one and she fake-cried saying “because of jeno-hyung...”
❁ as chenle said that he’ll do yizhibo lives more often when he learns how to do it, yanna said she’ll just ask for the company’s permission to have an instagram account and do ig lives since it seems easier
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shaymiens · 4 years
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my first ever smosh fic
so i pulled a page out of @sunflowershayne‘s book and decided to go on a deep dive for my early smosh fics... the first one i could find in my journals dated back to june 20, 2013 at 4:20 pm. the one-word prompt was “music” and it’s a marian fic. i was 12 when i wrote it.
in celebration of the 7 years i’ve spent writing fanfiction about youtubers (lol), here it is: my first ever smosh fic! it ain’t great and it’s a little gross but like,, that’s progress babey! also read to the end for a lil announcement 👁👄👁
“Dixon Cider?” Mari shook her head. “I swear, the more I hang out with you guys, the weirder you guys get.”
Anthony laughed. “So you’ll do it?” I asked.
“Well, of course, but what exactly’s going on?”
“We’re gonna be singing about Dixon Cider, which sounds completely wrong when you say it slowly,” Anthony started.
“And you’re just gonna dance really slutty with a bunch of other girls in bikinis, maybe even a little ballet,” I explained.
“Bikinis?” she repeated.
Anthony and I groaned. “Mari, you’re not fat,” I reasoned.
“And if you’re not feeling it, just cover up a bit, maybe shorts. Short shorts.”
Mari nodded. “I’ll - I’ll wear a letterman jacket over my bra, and these black shorts I have. That’s fine, right?”
“Perfect,” Anthony said. “Thanks!”
“So we’ll see you at the studio?” I asked.
“You got it! Thanks.”
~
“How do we look in our snazzy outfits?” Anthony asked.
Mari looked in the mirror. She was getting her makeup done. “Oh my gosh, I never thought I’d see the day Smosh dressed up!” Mari joked.
“Hey, I’ve worn ties before!” Anthony differed. “Remember VidCon?”
“Yeah, it’s me who wears T-shirts all day,” I said with an innocent smile.
“Okay, okay, but what do you think of my outfit?” Mari stood up and reached for her jacket’s zipper. “Lower?”
“Lower,” I said.
“A lot lower,” Anthony said.
She unzipped it further and scoffed, “You should be glad your girlfriends aren’t outside this door.”
“Whatever,” I said, dismissing the thought. “Anyway, you should probably meet the other girls. You’ll see them twerking later!”
“Uh, sure,” Mari said, and walked with us to the girls outside.
After introducing Mari to all of the girls, she waved at them and went back into the makeup room. I scratched my head and knocked on the door.
“Hello?” I heard her ask.
“It’s Ian,” I said worriedly. “Can I come in?”
The door opened to reveal Mari’s face. Her face was twisted up as I walked in. The makeup lady was still in there, so our voices were hushed.
“Something’s wrong,” I said. “Are you okay?”
Mari shrugged defeatedly. “I don’t know if I want to do this, Ian,” she sighed. “I don’t fit in. Usually I’m not the one that cares what I look like, but... these girls make me feel super insecure.” A tear slipped out of her eye, and Mari swiped at it and forced a laugh. “Stupid. I’m stupid.”
I reached for her arm awkwardly. “I’m super bad at consoling people, but I hate to see you so, well, scared. Scared of being judged, right?” Mari looked away, but I just tightened my grip on her. “People will always judge one another. They’re called opinions. And people all the time think you’re extremely hot, just look at the comments of any video you’re in.”
“Ian...”
“And I’m not saying that because I’m your friend or I want to get this video over with or whatever. I mean it when I say I feel bad when you feel bad.”
Mari stared straight at me and opened her mouth, but said nothing.
“What?”
“No, it’s just... I still don’t think...”
I looked down and smiled. “I guess my little speech didn’t work, huh?”
Mari gave me a sorry smile and whispered, “Thanks for understanding.” She walked over to her bag and hung it over her shoulder.
As she slowly walked to the door, I spoke up. “You don’t know, do you?”
Mari turned to me. “What?” Her eyes flickered to the other lady in the room.
I stepped closer and said, “I’m not going to lower my voice, Mari. Because obviously you don’t realize how beautiful you are.”
“You don’t know what you’re saying...”
“Yes, I do. You’re beautiful, inside and out. And I think you out of all people need to know that.” I was only a few inches away from her. “Now do you know?”
Suddenly, she fell onto me. She was sobbing. “You’re the first person to tell me I’m beautiful,” she quivered.
“Good,” I said, rubbing her back.
After a tight embrace, I held her face in my hands and wiped away her tears. “You’re okay?”
Mari laid a hand on my arm, her cheeks burning in my palms. “You look stupid in that suit,” she joked, trying to brush away everything.
“I know,” I grinned, bringing my hands to my sides. “It’s worth it, though, for frikkin’ awesome music. For Dixon Cider!”
Mari laughed. It was a beautiful laugh. “For Dixon Cider! And... thank you.” She kissed my cheek. “And you!” She pointed to Anna the makeup lady. “You didn’t see or hear anything!”
Anna rose her hands in defense. “Not a soul! But I might squeal the next time I see you together -- you guys are sorta cute, you know.”
“Not. A. Word!” Mari repeated, leading me out the room.
And for some reason, as I stuffed my hands in my ridiculous pink suit and walked out for a music video about Dixon Cider, life didn’t seem all that bad.
Mari grabbed my arm and pulled me closer. “Dixon Cider sounds good,” she whispered.
Not bad at all.
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ellewords · 3 years
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i’m back! i got the photos i’m about to link from here. sehun and irene’s photoshoot was really cute! i got HUGE we got married vibes from this and now i’m imagining some huge magazine issue where all of the haikyuu boys and their past “spouses” get together for a photoshoot and it’d be so chaotic but so fun because they’re all together again ;;w;;
link 1, link 2 (these two make me think of oikawa or atsumu! bokuto as well.....suit bokuto.....i think the three of them could pull off a suit like the one in the second pic tbh), link 3 (osamu, kageyama, USHIJIMA LIKE JUST IMAGINE HIM WITH A SMALL YET GENTLE SMILE AS HE DOES THIS), link 4, link 5, link 6, link 7 (kenma, HINATA PLEASE HE’D BE SO CUTE WITH HIS HAIR SLIGHTLY MUSSED LIKE SEHUN’S)
also re: the krystal/kai/taemin ask: YES i totally agree, the three of them are so beautiful and talented......putting them together for a shoot was THE definition of a triple threat and a real big brain move
akaashi and kenma as #2 would be so cute!! i don’t think i voice this often but i love them a whole lot. their original JP voices are so relaxing to listen to fjdjsns
RIGHT kageyama and hinata as #5 really fits since there’s also a pic of taemin giving kai a piggyback ride that i really feel is them haha
SAKUSA AND ATSUMU FOR #7 😳😳 for some reason i think that sakusa especially would really fit the kind of elegant/dark/refined mood present in the picture but then add atsumu’s confidence in the mix and (WIPES BROW) HOO BOY
WGM OIKAWA AND HIS SPOUSE AHHHHHHHH CLUTCHES MY HEART A PHOTOSHOOT LIKE THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE YET POWERFUL i think hyuna and edawn have done some couple photoshoots so 👁👄👁
oh yeah i went down yet another rabbit hole and found some more triple h photos! i think this would be sakusa, and this maybe oikawa and iwa? for this one i’m thinking akaashi and bokuto or suna and osamu, with bokuto and osamu in edawn’s outfit. and finally, maybe makki and mattsun for this one? (the second pic i mean. slightly unrelated but miss hyuna in the first pic 👀)
anyways thank you so much for indulging in my brainrot and for your inputs on which boys would be which!! it’s so fun to imagine them in these photoshoots and they’re so tempting to draw AAAAAAA—🌸💫
1, 2: if I see those three in a suit I'm gonna go feral,,, but like anyone in a suit just makes me go feral aaaaa
3: USHIJIMA MY MAN !!! PLS MY MIND IS GOING PLACES HIS ARM WRAPPED AROUND ME LIKE THAT AND A LIL SMILE?? IM GONE—-
4-7: this is so adorable and it fits kenma and hinata so so well !!! ngl I feel like hinata would finish his cotton candy in a minute,,, thinking about number 7 with kenma :<<<
yes akaashi and kenma have such soothing voices,,, I want them to read to me ;-; but kags giving hinata a piggyback ride?? or the other way around !!! I would actually melt,,, and yes sakuatsu does fit that moon but gosh if I see either of them in those outfits from the pic hnggggg
but oooh new triple h photos ??? the sakusa and makki + Mattsun one got me all 🥵
anyways, thank you for this aaaa my brainrot is grateful 
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