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jkateel · 7 months

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project zomboid is the most stressful game i have ever played

#i had to turn on god mode just to feel safe leaving this gas station i set up as a base #and i was doing good #made it into town #got to a house #and then i set off the alarm #ran away and fought two more zombies when my spear broke #freaked out #and jumped the fence right into the horde coming to investigate the alarm #and keep in mind i had god mode on so i can’t die but i still freaked out and ran away as fast as possible #project zomboid #this game is going to give me a heart attack

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chamerionwrites · 1 year

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Possibly The most surprising thing I have discovered on the internet is the number of people who will unironically refer to others as "degenerates" without expecting anyone reading this to immediately assume that they are a straight-up fascist

#i don't mean the actual nazis though alas there are an eye-opening number of those on the internet too #i mean the 19yo purity wankers who will vaguely gesture at lefty talking points while freely tossing around 'degenerate' as an insult #apparently without recognizing that this sets off like 1000 warning sirens for anyone w the slightest familiarity w fascist rhetoric #bonus points if they actually use the phrase ''degenerate art''#genuinely i have spent my entire internet life immediately blocking anyone who does this on the assumption they are an Actual Nazi #only to discover an alarming number of Kids These Days doing it????? to a point i don't think it can just be undercover fash?????#obviously the purity wank is itself concerning regardless of what political talking points they have learned to parrot but i just.#the multiple overlapping layers of accidentally-right-wing lack of self awareness are. TRULY incredible to witness.#my posts

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l3viat8an · 5 months

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Levi is so clingy in the morning-

As soon as you move to get up, or your alarm goes off and you mumble “….time to get up.” Levi’s arms wrap around you tighter and he lets out a huffy little sigh…not actually saying anything, just trying to keep you in bed. You’re so warm and the blankets are so comfy…..he know it's time for you to get up, both of you actually.

But he doesn’t want to lose you, not yet. he knows the second you get out of bed he has to share you for the rest of the day, fighting for your attention.

And it’s just not fair!! He’ll miss your warmth and he always craves your attention, your scent, your touch- just you. Even if he knows he’ll see you later it’s not the same. so every morning he tries to keep you in bed just a little longer…..just keep your attention on him for a few more minutes.

and you know he’ll do it every morning so you just sigh and kiss his forehead, “Come on, guppy….I have to go….”

"No…..not yet….just…just five more minutes… please…”

….well- five more minutes can’t hurt, can it?

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amygdalae · 1 year

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#i set like 7 lol i am very singleminded when im half asleep and can turn off alarms without actually having woken up

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angryricepudding · 7 months

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Vic Sage and Danny Fenton because I'm still in that dp x dc phase

Mr. Sage is in dire need of sleep, which to a hypocritical Danny, is unacceptable

#art #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dpxdc #sketch #danny fenton #myart #the question #vic sage #digital art #Turning off the alarm #Set from 5:50 to 5:55 #He's too paranoid to take off his mask #Even when sleeping #I hope it doesn't make it hard to breathe #I don't see hardly any Vic Sage stuff on this site:(#I love him I had this weird attachment/hyperfixation on him starting about 2 years ago

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knightinink · 7 months

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“Again, with the horn?”

I was thinking about this & something tells me if Fizz used the horn every morning, Ozzie would eventually get used to it & sleep through it. It still works on Ozzie because the horn isn’t the only thing Fizz uses to wake him.

He has various things.

All of them extremely obnoxious, but unapologetically & fittingly Fizz.

#he’s got a ton of stuff to switch it up #like one of those hand clapper things #& a siren megaphone #& waking up early to set up a ridiculous amount of alarm clocks to all go off at the same time #& many other things of that nature #& while fizz likes to have his fun he’s never mean about it #if ozzie’s had a particularly long day fizz will let the sin sleep in & wake up on his own #if fizz happens to wake up before him he will just lay on ozzie’s chest & wait for the other to wake up #oops I got carried away again #fizzarolli #helluva boss asmodeus #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #helluva boss

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caelanglang · 1 year

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the days are getting warmer…

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #skk #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd fanart #my art #bsd comic #sketch #fluff #a rare fluff comic from me hhhhh #gonna start the year nice and warm and sketchy #hope everyones staying warm and safe and healthy for the year! <3 #and no dazai did not receive a phone call he set off an alarm to according to his mental timing of their banter bc he noticed #ehe its another one of my self indilgent ones but i hope it makes your day! :))#my comic

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fulgurbugs · 4 months

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funny whale shark cake

#happy birthday to my roomate this was very hard to make #also i accidentally bought those truck candles that spark and relight so we all had a great time trying to not set off the fire alarm #after we lit them #so. yeah. but happy bday to bestie

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texassbian · 4 days

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It's finally June 1st over here!! Happy birthday to Texas!

#arknights #my art #texas arknights #sora arknights #croissant arknights #exusiai arknights #exusiai #I was going to joke that the candles would set off the smoke alarm and they'd get soaked by sprinklers #but i looked it up and apparently sparklers like these don't actually give off much smoke #so they're safe to party as much as they want LOL

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apolloslyrics · 3 months

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I expanded my deity space btw!!!! And I hand-sewed the cloth underneath it, as well :)

I still don't like to call this an altar!! For me, altars are more formal, more used. This is really just a place for decorations and offerings to my deities.

ISN'T IT SO GORGEOUS THOUGH???? AAAHHHHH

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disgustinggf · 5 months

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my man sends me a picture of a kitten with a pill every evening to remind me to take the pill 😭

#personal txt #i could set an alarm but i just turn them off and go on w my evening and forget abt the pill lol

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sesamenom · 14 days

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Quick design for Plague Doctor Elrond

inspired by this post by @thesummerestsolstice

#silm #silmarillion #elrond #plague doctor #hc that the general outfit becomes the m-e equivalent of doctors' white coats #other plague healers (esp in numenor) typically wear silver or black masks to help distinguish elrond #bc if there's an emergency and someone is dying of Shadow or something its very helpful to be able to locate elrond by the white mask #in the ares ridden with disease or war it's almost instant relief to see that glowing bone-white mask approaching #despite the initial off putting nature of the whole outfit #(non numenoreans who don't see him/general peredhel weirdness as often tend to be substantially more alarmed)#i have a whole set of other versions but i havent gotten around to coloring those yet

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redladydeath · 2 months

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Alastor would treat a fem!Vox significantly better than her male counterpart and she’d be positively head-over-heals with him because of it

Fem!Alastor would eat normal Vox alive before he could even get a word in

#idk it’s 4am and i have A Mental Image #imo a fem!alastor would keep the distrust of men it’d just be mellowed out slightly #she has her guy friends but those relationships are hard-won #and men like main verse!vox set off every alarm bell possible in her head #meanwhile fem!vox would manifest a wedding dress through sheer force of will the second she laid eyes on main verse!alastor #redlady speaks #hazbin hotel #hazbin posting #vox #alastor #radiostatic #radiosilence #gender bend

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m4ndysk4nkovich · 2 months

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i love mandy milkovich so much but how the actual fuck can someone’s gaydar be THAT bad

#every word he spoke to her should have set off alarm bells in her head #i don’t even have to elaborate because we all know #shameless #ian gallagher #mandy milkovich #1x03

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c---crow · 5 months

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youre built like lucas lee from scott pilgrim takes off /pos

it's always so funny to me when people are like "you're built like a brick shithouse" bc im actually pretty short (5'4) and it's very evident when i actually stand next to anything at all so here's me next to a normal sized door and in my bf's shirt

more of like a brick shit-shed i guess?

#i set off the smoke alarm while cooking the other day and in trying to turn it off i realized im too short to reach it #even with the fucking step stool #ccrow answers #anon ask

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puppyeared · 7 months

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Jitterbug

#whenever my meds kick in it feels like im gonna piss myself. not literally but its really really feels like it #and now whenever that happens my mind goes back to pancho (grandmas dog) at a xmas party years ago #bc he peed when we arrived bc he was so excited to see ppl and my cousin had to clean it up :o)#well for better or for worse i know that feeling now when im pumped on 20mg of adderall #im still getting used to this whole diagnosis thing cause ive gone untreated and undiagnosed for the longest time. so theres probably a lot #i still dont know and have to learn to get myself to be.. functional on my own? self managing????#i even set up reminders on my phone for work periods meals and stuff. but the problem is actually getting myself to stick to that to a T #because the minute i slack off or something gets in the way it throws it all off until i can be bothered to get back on track. it sucks #at least ive built up other habits like writing notes and setting alarms ahead of time.. but i feel like i could do better #its always hard to change something if youve been doing it wrong for the longest time. especially behaviour and thinking patterns. sigh #in other news my glasses bailed on me so i have to get a new pair sometime. i just realized i never draw my sona with glasses but thats #mostly bc i forget. id love to get some browline glasses like my old pair but im picky and its hard to find one id like for the next 5 year #i also finally managed to collect all the fish in my animal crossing file!!! pulled out a char last week and boom now i have a poster :o)#THAT was a moment where i almost peed myself for real. id love to get all the bugs but i cant stay up late on the switch :o(#yapping #my art #myart #doodles #personal #diary

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