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Went on a 2nd date today and as the date was ending guy made a joke because apparently when he's tried to date women occasionally they turn out to be lesbians... and uhhhhh..... >_> man needs to not tempt Apollo because my bisexual ass isn't sure they're interested in men AND YA KNOW WHAT.
Like dude you don't know how close you are to right. There are multiple reasons I haven't been dating cismen lately and this is one of the things I'm contemplating. Like. Let me tell ya'll how hard I fucking laughed. Like... I identify as bi but part of the is like... "am I gay? Like? Gay-GAY and in denial? Like? Am I pan but it doesn't apply to cismen? But more like women and trans people?" Like dude please do not joke about that. Please. Apollo gonna hit me in the face with that dodgeball.
The gods have a sense of humor and this is right up their alley. Please don't tempt them.
#i didnt realize the first date was a date beforehand#tbh he's kinda nice to talk to BUT#i think i moght not be into cishet men#and idk how to feel yjdjjsjjsjjais#he got a second date because hes mangaged to make me laugh enough he earned a damn chance#but apparently its a common enough occurance for him to talk to women and them turn out to be gay#like sur i think you have a type and the type unfortunately turns out gay gjjsjajdjjdjd#personal#like how does that happen twice?#and possibly a 3rd?#unless the other ones were trying to let him down nicely#but like lmao#can you imagine trying to get bitches and everytime you try you end up with a lesbian#i can't stop thinking about it its hilarious
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Thought of this while at work, sorry it's a bit hard to read I sketched it out really fast before my last shift lmao wanted to get it done so I could work on other stuff hehe
If it's any consultation Floyd is mostly talking about himself
#my art#trolls#dreamworks trolls#brozone#trolls 3#trolls floyd#trolls john dory#trolls branch#trolls poppy#the way i imagine their 20 years in troll village is that one meme where its the two different nothing in life matters pics#but one is super sad and the other is happy looking and radical#thats floyd and jd#but they switch places depending on the day#branch is a secret third option#also idk what id do with the 3rd movies plot#this scene in my head is 3rd movie era but i like havent decided what theyre doing yet#theres a few possibilities on whos in the bottle or if theres a bottle at all#this would take place in a timeline where clay or bruce is in the bottle#but like heres the thing any of the brothers could be bottled and itd make for a good story#i drift more towards clay only for the irony of finding out your brothers alive but its a race against time cuz hes literally dying#so it adds to the urgency but then its not much adventure cuz they just gotta get bruce and go#cuz we have 3/5 brozone here already#same goes for if its bruce#so like for story purposes that means it would be most likely JD or Floyd which is just most aus and canon#cuz after world tour Floyd would travel with JD on their own tour Floyd going solo with JD as his manager#and in this scenario they came back to tell Branch about finding whoever is in the bottle#but the story of these guys could also work without any bottle so idk we'll just have to see what i decide to do later#also im slowly coming up with a name for this#very slowly but it'll happen#i actually have a google doc that has a name so i may just use that
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that feel when u burn ur house down and pretend not to be sad about it
#fullmetal alchemist#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#edward elric#alphonse elric#winry rockbell#october 3rd#uhh#shrimp art#doodles#i threw this together as fast as possible so i would have something to post#i have like. zero patience for drawing rn lol. if there are any mistakes im sorry both to you and myself#also ed looks taller than winry here but it's only bc his boots. it's okay.#comic
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Clover Fit Check
I think I drew this like a week after beating the game? I just needed a good excuse at the time to draw more clover
(If anyone is keeping track- yeah the uty prequal comic is still in the works. I just needed to rework the first 2 pages and junk, but I’m very excited to share it soon. The first part should be coming in a few days.)
#uty#clover uty#clover undertale yellow#undertale yellow clover#undertale yellow#clover#utdr#ut/dr#pedias art#3rd outfit basically just my cowboy oc’s fit that i tweaked a bit#except i like how it looks on them so much i kinda want to use for a possible darkworld clover design later maybe?
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So I’ve concluded that there are 2 possible explanations for the Titan having a Hooty sticking out of his eye:
1) This is simply a component of Papa Titan choosing to appear as an amalgamation of King’s family: glyph pajama pants for Luz, Bad Girl Coven t-shirt for Eda, & an eyeball parasite for Hooty
2) The Hooty backstory they had to cut for time was going to amount to “Turns out your house is the optic nerve of god.”
#the owl house spoilers#toh spoilers#I prefer the 2nd option honestly#the owl house#toh#papa titan#hooty#I will say I think there being no explanation for Hooty is true to fashion#there’s also the terrifying 3rd possibility that Hooty is a regular worm demon & somewhere there are MORE OF HIM#watching and dreaming#500#1k
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My grian design I did a while back (it varies depending on which server he's on)
Bonus: grian gone fishing
#grian#3rd life grian#watcher grian#hermitcraft grian#grian fanart#croudjay draws#if im misusing these tags pls let me know in the most gentle way possible#mcyt art
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bbc: Some sweet #Silvacre content for your FYP ❤️
#silvacre#suranne jones#rose leslie#vigil#the bbc making a silvacre fan edit was a pleasant surprise :)#i saw the streaming numbers for vigil 2 were very good (understatement)#which makes an s3 at least a possibility#if they can write a story suranne and rose would sign on for#i'm counting on what suranne said that the continuation of the love story is a big part of what brought her back#the series does a good job creating dramatic tension and conflict within a happy relationship that doesn't involve cheating or one dying#if they do a 3rd season i hope that continues#i mean the series started with amy in the worst possible place emotionally and psychologically so surely they wouldn't go there again#s2 with its wlw mlm solidarity/parallel storyline and giving us more insight into amy and how far she's come since s1#on top of all the other things i liked this season (which i enjoyed quite a bit in addition to the ship)#at heart it's very critical of the british government and military/war machine and some reviews seem to have missed that part#anyway i'm pleased as punch that a prestige bbc drama has two women in love at its center and a lead as compelling as amy#and that it's pulling in the numbers even without the submarine and claustrophobia (admittedly a cool premise)#keep making the fanvids bbc social media team we appreciate you#queue
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Desert duo fan art !!
**warning for blood/violence! It’s the cactus ring again guys 😔
Wanted to mess around a little with texture and stuff this time, i think it’s pretty fun!
#desert duo#3rd life#grian#gtws#life series#3rd life desert duo#desert duo angst#3rd life fanart#grian fanart#gtws fanart#could possibly be interpreted as hermitshipping
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In honour of the recent... speculation, I feel like I should mention that I had a dream/half asleep thought of Grian "releasing" a vlog of Real Life at the start of April.
like. all the life series members are standing in football field next to a playground. there's cardboard cutouts of Cleo and Etho with smartphones taped over their mouths and set on speaker mode. Scar runs people over with his off-road wheelchair. Bdubs is whacking someone with a guitar. Impulse gets betrayed by the monkey bars while on his red life. They all go crazy with nerf guns and foam swords.
Jimmy, against all odds, is the last person standing. He goes "huh, I won?" and it immediately cuts to a black screen with the words "April fools" in white font.
There's a post credits scene of Grian laughing at Jimmy for thinking he'd survived a canon series.
#cc says things#mcytblr#trafficblr#3rd life#last life#double life smp#jimmy solidarity#solidarity gaming#grian#theory#kinda#dream#i need jimmy to break the curse in the funniest way possible#traffic series#traffic smp#life series
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“They never left the desert” yes true but you know what else?
Ren and Martyn never left Dogwarts
#look at them they see each other and they are instantly the red king and his hand again#and I mean that in the best way possible#their story arch across the life series… it haunts and compels me#3rd life#renchanting duo#treebark#renthedog#inthelittlewood#eta: found this in the drafts and like. yeah#the void collection
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There is something about cooking and staring off into the distance while I wait for my water to boil that unlocks every source of creativity in my brain. I swear I unlock 20% of my AU every time I'm forced to zone out in the middle of the kitchen
#figured out the roles of like 2 characters. possibly 3 but i'm still a little confused on the 3rd#in the span of like 3 minutes#cooking wins#also figured out the design of one which i really want to draw but also really dont. you know how it is
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oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh
so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.
why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.
and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.
so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.
it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.
like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!
and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)
(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)
#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony#anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate#skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant#instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady#then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change#and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again#make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello#i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔#so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl#anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows.#riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us#bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath#whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage.#why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself#funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that)#anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch#aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck#WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH??????#i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed#rambles#genshin#childeposting#childe#narwhalposting
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May I request a Ren & Martyn? Your style is so <3
Ah man I love these two
#rendog#rendog fanart#martyn inthelittlewood#martyn fanart#3rd life#third life#traffic smp#i only recently got around to watching martyn's pov but i loved it#this could possibly become the base for a painting#we'll see#sketch request
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What if you met someone willing to do anything you ask of them? Anything at all.
#leopard skin#leopardskinedit#mine#edit#*#internal*#alba fontana#otp: settle down#ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH EVERY PART OF THIS FACE JOURNEY CARLA FUCKING NAILED IT SO GOOD#THE TEAR THAT YOU CAN ONLY SEE IN THE 3RD GIF?? THE REGRET IN HER VOICE AND THE HEAD SHAKE AND THE PLEADING#AND THEN THAT LAST GIF THE FUCKING SMILE. THE WAY HER EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE REALIZATION THAT IT REALLY IS /ANYTHING/#it's fine i'm FINE they're so fucked up in the best possible way and it was such a good slow/tense build to it in such a short story??#strobe cw to be safe
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thinking about how Ambrosius originally stood next to the Director far from Ballister and the Queen
and the only reason he was close enough to cut off Ballister’s arm
was because he moved forward to cheer his name
#the 2nd pic is when they're still waiting for the crowd to react#and in the 3rd pic after everyone starts cheering the Director is visibly further back#I had to analyze the frames for a fic I'm writing#while it's possible Ambrosius also moved closer when he saw the laser start to charge#the time from laser reveal to Queen getting shot is about 5 seconds#so I doubt he was able to cover the entire distance in that time#plus he doesn't draw his sword until the laser fires#so most likely he was already close#nimona#nimona analysis#nimona meta#ambrosius goldenloin#original post
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Hi Teecup, hope everything's going good! Here's yet another Desmond becomes an animal AU, but with a twist! :D
So Desmond gets reborn as a horse. I also imagine it somewhat modern setting, with Ezio being 17 and Altaïr being 16.
Desmond feels the unmistakable sensation at being born and to his suprise he is not a human, but a foal. Born at Auditore Farm. Where Ezio is the new manager after his father retired and Federico was in a bad accident that leaves him unable to ride the horses anymore. And first thing that happens after he takes the position is that the prized mare of Masyaf Ranch breaks into a stallions pen and gets pregnant. After the two ranches struck a deal about the mare that might finally save the struggling Auditore farm from being sold. The mare that was Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad personal, very dear, horse. So, Ezio is not having a good time and Desmond feels bad and blames himself for it. Because he couldn't even die properly, so why should his re-birth be anything other than a huge fiasco and mistake.
Until Ezio takes a look at the foal the next morning and sees the newborn foal just sitting in the corner, not caring about his mothers attempts to get him stand up. It wasn't the foals fault it was born and their farm had always prided themselves in the care and love their horses recieved. So when the foal refuses to nurse, Ezio takes it upon himself to hand raise it.
When Rashid and Altaïr comes for the mare, Rashid looks in disgust at Desmond, but Altaïr looks.... sad. While everyone moves the mare over to the transport, Ezio goes to feed Desmond and finds Altaïr in the stall. Desmond is playing with Altaïr and the teen is smiling, which Ezio thought him incapable off. When Altaïr realises he's been caught he tries to play it off as curiousity at his prized mares offspring, but Ezio of course doesn't buy it. Especially when the offer to try to bottle feed Desmond is recieved with a very enthuastic nod. Sadly Altaïr has to leave and Ezio is left with having to juggle the responsibility of the stable, of raising Desmond who refuses a foster mother and his duty as the middle brother. Life is stressfull, but Desmond certainly brightens any day.
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Just a very self indulgent AU with the excuse of having Ezio and Federico in tight jeans and cowboy hats. XD And ofc Desmond causing chaos everywhere he goes, though rarely causing harm. Maybe Leonardo could be a vet that works at both stables for EziLeo or you could even do a rare pair of EziAlt(idk what the ship name is XD) once Altaïr realises that Al Mualim never had the horses in mind, only profit.
Ratonhnhaké:ton can remain largely unchanged if you want him included. Haytham works at Masyaf Ranch and both Auditore and Masyaf border a native american reserve where he met Ziio. Ratonhnhaké:ton prefers to play and eventually help out on Auditore Farm, much to his fathers chagrin. But Haytham does try to be there for him, despite their differences(i've recently gone into a fix it Father-Son fic dive, so i want a Haytham that will at least try for his son).
Full disclmainer: i have only watched/read a few movies and books about ranches and stables, not to mention having no idea how native americans do things, so i apologize if anything is grossly wrong. I don't mean it, i just want a feel good story about a man and his horse overcoming odds and everythin ends well at the end. ^^
Full disclaimer: The only thing I know about ranches and stables are from … well, majority from fanfics where one dude goes to a ranch to work and falls in love with the ranch owner and… the movie Nope and that horse-heavy episode of Leverage. XD
So my immediate idea is that Altaïr ran away from Masyaf Ranch and asks Ezio to employ him for board and food. That’s our setup for AltEzi if you want XD
Or it can turn into Ezio being the older brother and caring parental figure that Altaïr desperately needed.
I don’t know why but I kinda imagine Federico having to use a cane in this one as part of his accident. He still helps out in the ranch but he’s relegated to light work and mostly budgeting and stuff. Altaïr’s employment is a definite godsend.
Federico is also the one who cooks and he cooks a lot when he’s stressed. Even makes his own jam from the garden they have (which Ezio tends to most of the time).
It would be funny if this was set in Desmond’s POV the entire time so the whole EziAlt part is right there but Desmond just assumes they’re becoming such close ‘friends’.
Ratonhnhaké:ton and Haytham works as stable hands and Ratonhnhaké:ton is around Altaïr’s age so they become close.
If you still want this to be EziLeo then the beta couple could be AltCon instead? That’s an even rarer pairing hahahaha
Leonardo is a family friend and the vet to their town (which has a lot of ranches) and he’s close to the family that he sometimes joins meal time whenever he’s there on a job and he has the time. If this was EziLeo, this would be a slowburn friends-to-lovers kind of deal with Federico working overtime to get Ezio to realize that Leonardo has a crush on him. Altaïr gets roped in later on much to his dissatisfaction.
Claudia and Petruccio are both living their own lives with Petruccio away for college. If this was summer time, he comes home to help out and he can be Altaïr’s friend.
Throughout this entire thing, Desmond is just trying to live his horse life while trying to get use to his horse body with his greatest problem being his instincts to move like a human.
He finds love in eating the strawberry field Haytham is in charge of.
His archnemesis is a bird that always tweet so loudly in the morning, waking him up and having the galls to land on his back because it knows Desmond sees him as the bane of his horse existence.
In other words, this is a feel good story about two men finding their own happiness while taking care of the strangest horse… while overcoming odds and everything ends well in the end.
#i feel like this is the 2nd or 3rd time desmond has turned into a horse#i don’t remember#so i focused on it being pretty much#the horse and his horsegirl#with ezio and altaïr both being the horsegirl of this idea XD#assassin's creed#desmond miles#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed#ask and answer#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ezio auditore#possibly#ezialt#XD#altezi#i don't know what it's called too XD
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