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viktuurionice · 1 year

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Went on a 2nd date today and as the date was ending guy made a joke because apparently when he's tried to date women occasionally they turn out to be lesbians... and uhhhhh..... >_> man needs to not tempt Apollo because my bisexual ass isn't sure they're interested in men AND YA KNOW WHAT.

Like dude you don't know how close you are to right. There are multiple reasons I haven't been dating cismen lately and this is one of the things I'm contemplating. Like. Let me tell ya'll how hard I fucking laughed. Like... I identify as bi but part of the is like... "am I gay? Like? Gay-GAY and in denial? Like? Am I pan but it doesn't apply to cismen? But more like women and trans people?" Like dude please do not joke about that. Please. Apollo gonna hit me in the face with that dodgeball.

The gods have a sense of humor and this is right up their alley. Please don't tempt them.

#i didnt realize the first date was a date beforehand #tbh he's kinda nice to talk to BUT #i think i moght not be into cishet men #and idk how to feel yjdjjsjjsjjais #he got a second date because hes mangaged to make me laugh enough he earned a damn chance #but apparently its a common enough occurance for him to talk to women and them turn out to be gay #like sur i think you have a type and the type unfortunately turns out gay gjjsjajdjjdjd #personal #like how does that happen twice?#and possibly a 3rd?#unless the other ones were trying to let him down nicely #but like lmao #can you imagine trying to get bitches and everytime you try you end up with a lesbian #i can't stop thinking about it its hilarious

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