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madwomansapologist · 10 months

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I just read A Match in Hell (IT WAS DELICIOUS 🌷) and there's the line: "Ah, if only you could control the situation. It would make him cry with exhaustion". I'd love to read Michael being submissive for a human reader. Like, it's his first time, he doesn't know what to do but it feels so good. Almost switching between submissive to primal.

hurts so good | michael realman

synopsis: When Michael creates this neighborhood, he intended to make the five humans lives something worse than the usual torture. Michael just didn't knew that he too would feel tortured. Or that he would like it. [1K]

warnings: human!reader. evil!michael whos not so evil. gaslighting (with the whole "you're on the good place *blink*"). virginity loss.

ps: omg anon you're so nice! hope you like was about to come!

Michael planned everything. The birds always sing too early. A consistent warm weather that is too dry. Clothes without any tags but that still itch somehow. Mosquitoes. Forced monogamy. Frozen yogurt.

Michael really did planned. Eleanor ignoring Chidi's feelings, so scared of physical torture. Chidi overthinking about his own happiness, then about his disguised selfishness. Tahani feeling so lonely, unable to understand why she's never enough. Jason being... Jason. And you.

Without you, things would quickly collapse. A friendly shoulder for when Chidi's is to anxious, but still somehow making him feel worse for lying. You could shut Eleanor's fight or flight response, while still being a reason for her to behave that way. A company for Tahani, but that because of her need to be perfect ends up being one more reason to pretend. One more person for Jason to be scared of.

You were someone who believe to deserves to be on the Good Place. Someone who can torture yourself without noticing. Someone nice enough for no one to think that something is off with this place, but that still makes the four other humans feel bad about themselfs. You were the checks and balances.

But quickly Michael found out that giving you a absent soulmate was a big mistake. Because that absence, that guilt for not being happy, made you search for other people. And thinking that it would be a easy way to torture you, Michael spent time with you.

And that made Michael realize that it was actually quite nice to be with you. To talk to you. To listen to you. That made him think that if everything was different, if the stars had allign, maybe you both could've be friends. Real friends.

"I get it, he likes to work out," you confessed. Sitting across from Michael, the organized office was out of tune with your panic. "But he needs to do it all the time? I don't think he'd ever spent more than ten minutes talking to me."

Michael should've feel proud. He should've feel relieved that his project worked. But why did Michael feel bad to see you fighting your own sorrow? He should've been happier than ever.

"You'll have a infinite amount of time to spent with your soulmate," Michael were really trying to help you. He don't understand why, but he would feel bad if you started crying. "It can take eons for you both to behave like how you think that a couple should. I guarantee you that our sistem did the right thing."

"I know," you felt ashamed to imply that Michael haven't work hard on your neighborhood. He's a god, or at least something similar to that. You don't want to ofend him. "But I feel so lonely."

"But you're always accompanied," said Michael. "I notice that you're approaching other neighbors."

"Not that kind of loneliness."

"There's more then one kind?" Michael reclined in the armchair. "I still don't really know how your emotions work. You guys are often happy when you should be sad and angry when you should be happy, and texting when you should be driving, which is not an emotion, I know, but it's insane. So, teach me, what kind of loneliness is that?"

You laughed, slightly embarrassed. "It's a... physical loneliness." Seeing the uncertainty on his face, you tried to ignore your feelings. "I'm talking about sex."

"Oh," Michael widened his eyes. "I can see why interacting with your neighbors wouldn't hep with that kind of... loneliness. Another thing that I don't understand. Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It's not for that."

"You never kissed before?" That silenced your problems. "Like never?"

Michael nodded. "Your humans rituals are weird."

"But you have a human body." You leaned forward. "Chidi's from Senegal, Tahani's from Pakistan, actually everyone here is from a differnt place. Different places with different cultures and different rituals."

"What do you mean with that?"

"I don't think that we kiss and fuck because we were taugh that it's how life is supossed to happen," you ran your fingers across his desk, playing with the wood. "We do that because we're curious about our own bodies. So what I mean to say is: have you never been curious about your body?"

Michael crossed his legs. "I... yes. Yes, I've been curious."

And the thing you said next was a summary for why you were chose to this project. You never hear you conscience. Don't matter how loud it screams at you: if you want to do something, you will. Yes, Michael isn't a god. But he still a being powerful enough so you should have a relationship based on respect. You know all those things. You just ignored that voice on your head.

"I can satisfy your curiosity," you stood up, resting your arms on his desk, and leaned in until your face was close to his. "You just have to kiss me."

If things were normal, Michael would've kicked you out of his office. You would've come home embarrassed, hoping that Michael would pretend that nothing happened. But things weren't normal. You're dead, Michael's not-a-god-but-not-so-different-then-one, and his office is private enough.

You told him what to do. And Michael obeyed.

It was a new feeling. Michael never did that before, never imagine that one day he would be kissing a human instead of torturing them. It was new, and scary, and wrong: it was great. It was really great. He didn't plan that, he shouldn't be doing that, but he couldn't stop himself.

You pulled away, forehead resting on his, and felt the warm breath against your face. "Satisfied?" you whispered. You didn't have to open your eyes to understand Michael's response. You felt him deny it, almost exasperated. You understood him. You felt the same.

You kissed him again, and again, and again. Your mouth against his, your hands gripping his hair, until the space between you both was torturous. Without even thinking, unable to reason, Michael just knew he needed you closer.

You grabbed Michael by the tie, lifting him out of the chair, and pulled him towards you. Without ceasing to kiss you, touch you, Michael did what you implicitly asked. Now sitting on the table, you tried to get rid of his suit.

"What..." Michael shut up when he felt your lips on his neck, carressing and biting his skin. "Your soulmate..."

"He can get fucked," you murmured against his skin. If someone ever found out about what is happening, Michael could say he was tempting you. Seeing if you were selfish enough to cheat on your partner. If you were inconsequential enough to fuck someone that you clearly shouldn't. But the truth was the you were the one tempting him. "Sit down."

Michael obeyed you, sitting in the armchair that you occupied before. He watched you take off your pants, as desperate as he was, and climb into his lap. Your weight on him felt right. You kissed him again, guiding his hands down your body, almost begging him to squeeze your flesh.

"Touch me," but that wasn't you begging. That was you demanding.

And so he did. He grabbed you, feeling how delicate your body was in comparison to his, and kissed you again. It was so good, holding you while you kissed him was so good, that Michael almost didn't notice that you had opened his belt.

"Do you want this?" You got away from him, even tho you just wanted him closer and closer. "Do you want to continue?"

Michael kissed you. Ravenously. As if you were the first plate of food he've been served in ages. His hands touched your body, playing with your skin, glued you to him. And with Michael touching you, loving you, you fucked him.

Michael shivered under your touch, your kisses, your bites. He became a mess of groans and hands that didn't know where to touch. "Please," Michael found himself begging for the first time in his long live. He didn't even knew what he wanted.

Bouncing on his cock, you knew exactly what he meant to say. What Michael couldn't say.

And with Michael shuddering beneath you, unable to even open his eyes, there was a certainty in the air: this would not be the last time.

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actual-greenninja · 1 year

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DEMON SLAYER HEADCANONS except it's stupid things I've done as a child

Basically what the title says, this is a little chaotic and it made me realise that I was a seriously weird kid😭 repost cause smth went wrong!!

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🩷 Zenitsu once saw an open chocolate bar on the table and decided to take a small bit out of it. He then realised that it was one of those nasty yogurt health bars, he threw up afterwards

(he blamed the missing bite on inosuke afterwards).

🩷 Mitsuri was sort of a pick me as she would say things like "Only guys get my humour" or "Guys are much less drama" just so she could get more guys attention...

🩷 Inosuke ran into a road filled with driving cars when he was two, his care taker had to run and beg cars to stop driving so he could get hold of inosuke. Inosuke was somehow unharmed.

🩷 Sanemi once got so angry at Genya when they were younger that Sanemi took Genya's tablet and punched the screen so hard until it broke.

🩷 Genya thoroughly enjoyed eating lip balm, he still to this day will have a habit of licking his lips immediately after applying some

🩷 Muichirou was terrified of FNAF and Yuichirou would often hide in his closet at night and would jump out at him like that one foxy jumpscare😭. Muichirou did not feel safe at night afterwards...

🩷 Obanai was scared shitless of cats when he was younger and once when he saw a cat on the sidewalk he was walking on he ran into the road screaming to the other side of the road to get away from it.

🩷 Nezuko refuses to sleep at night unless it is with all of her toys, even those small plastic ones because she feared they would all feel left out and stop liking her which made her sad :(

🩷 Tanjiro had a similar problem but with his crayons. He would make sure to use all of them in a picture when he was younger so each crayon felt good abou themselves, even the white one😭

🩷 Uzui once saw a cute girl that was waaaaay too old for him at a gathering his parents brought him to. (He was 5 she was 16). He spent the whole night trying to look cool Infront of her and when it was time to go he fully believed they were gonna get married...

It took him 20 years to realize that he was at a family gathering and that the girl was his distant cousin whom he never saw again

🩷 Giyuu got in trouble often because he would always doodle over his work in school.

🩷 Once Genya made a small house in Minecraft that he was extremely proud of. Sanemi then got onto Minecraft and made a whole fucking castle just so he could put Genya in his place.

🩷 Akaza spent many of his days in class imagining how if there was an ambush of big men attacking the classroom he would go super saiyan and be able to take them all on in hand to hand combat. He was five.

🩷 Shinobu had a Gacha channel where she made those "doing your dares" videos with her oc's. She even had her own edgy boyfriend oc for her oc.

🩷 Muichirou for some reason memorised the whole Cat In the Hat movie script and would take videos of himself saying it word for word.

🩷 Rengoku helped a little girl go down a slide because it was obvious that she was scared. After that she then followed Rengoku everywhere until her dad took her home <3

🩷 Shinobu was caught watching gay ship amvs of her favourite cartoon on her tablet by Kanae. She cried the whole day, begging Kanae not to get her in trouble.

🩷 When Genya was little there was this small bowl and spoon that they would dish sugar out of. Genya would take that spoonful of sugar and eat it secretly. He was immediately caught because the spoon would be wet from his drool💀

🩷 Shinobu once got so pissed at kanae she " ran away from home" with a little suitcase filled with clothes. She really just went to the backyard where she sat down in the cold and finally went back in when Kanae called for dinner.

🩷 At night Inosuke would act all crazy and insane before bed so the " demons under his bed" knew that he was on their side💀

🩷 Giyuu was told by his sister that "God can make anything happen" in an uplifting way but instead it made Giyuu paranoid that a tsunami would come out of no where just to spite him for being naughty.

🩷 Sanemi purposefully stepped on a jelly fish at the beach and somehow didn't get stung...(im so sorry)

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Yeah lol, that's it. I never realized I was a pretty odd felow

#demon slayer #kimetsu academy #kimetsu no yaiba #shinaguzawa genya #kny tanjirou #kny nezuko #kny zenitsu #kny inosuke #kny hashira #kny rengoku #kny mitsuri #kny giyuu #kny sanemi #kny obanai #kny uzui #kny headcanons

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orowyrm · 3 months

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diet culture in general is a plague upon society but the way it has enabled my mother to levels of delusion regarding her batshit opinions about food to the point of literally installing locks on the kitchen cabinets when i was a child because i was ‘eating too much’ drives me insane. in the past four years or so she has gone fully insane about it. there’s little printouts taped to all of the refrigerator drawers and the insides of the cabinets with shit like “IS IT WORTH IT?” and listing all the adverse symptoms she’s convinced will happen to her if she indulges in an ice cream or a yogurt cup. i only recently got her to take them all down but she “forgot” some. everywhere i turn in this house it’s just a constant reminder that food is bad and i don’t deserve to enjoy what i eat or hell even to eat at all. and she wonders why i stockpile food in my bedroom so i can eat without her watching me and making comments about my food choices. christ alive

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milk-and-trickery · 4 months

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[ Hmmm.. First Headcanon post time! ]

He holds an ABSOLUTE grudge against White Lily Cookie for sealing him away in the Silver Tree for so long. He'd love nothing more than to rip her appart, specifically, into crumbs.

Generally has a lively, and jovial personality, with a distinct lack of care for personal space. This of course hides an utterly sinister, and vile snake that would happily watch friends rip one another apart thanks to his flowery words.

He can see through each and every eye he manifests. Including the monsters that were seen in the ruined Blueberry Yogurt Academy. And can create more with ease.

No longer being held back by the silvery vines, and no longer sealed within the Silver Tree; Shadow Milk Cookie has the power and means to travel where ever he pleases by tearing holes within the fabric of reality itself. (This is how he travels to other worlds to cause havoc.).

While not one for 'vulgar' language, he will often use similar, 'cookie-friendly' words if angry.

Has a habit of speaking some words louder than others in sentences as a form of enunciation.

He has zero empathy, and considers anything.. from cookies, to cake beasts and more to be below him. Thus ripe for horrible pranks and tricks for his sick sense of humor.

None of the tricks he plays are 'harmless'. In one way or another, someone can and will be hurt.

Due to the complete insanity that drives Shadow Milk Cookie, he will sometimes refer to himself as 'Us' or 'We', believing himself to be apart of a much greater 'whole'.

Can change his size and shape on a whim. From a literal giant, to even a tiny little cookie sitting on your shoulder, like a devil that'll whisper in your ear.

He lives to cause Chaos no matter where he goes, and will go through any means to ensure that what he leaves behind is an absolute destructive mess.

#[ ooc ] - [ Truth is Overrated! - Headcanons ]#[ CRK ] - [ The Beast of Deceit - Shadow Milk Cookie ]#[ Cookie Run Kingdom Blog ]#[ Cookie Run Kingdom RP Blog ]#[ Multi-Verse RP Blog ]

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ozcarr · 4 months

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Sensitive frat boy voice:

Dear Diary

Today got up early again to put an hour in at the gym. It was normal. When I got back, I looked in the mirror and gave myself a dysmorphia episode so bad I almost cried. I called my mom to bitch about how I feel I'm not capable of meaningful gains and that I fear it's driving me to a point of insanity. She told me every day can't be arm day. Almost cried again. Pulled myself together and went to the kitchen to eat unflavored Greek yogurt. Suffered a devastating protein powder explosion. Almost cried again.

#this is a joke but also its real #all before 8 am too #im just like if gilear faeth if he was 25 years old and absolutely nuts #sorry for using tumblr like this. a year ago this would have been a twitter post instead #ayy im talkin here

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caisjunlis · 17 days

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can't believe that for once this week I would have been able to watch tv downstairs ALONE without my brother coming down (he does that only to either stay on his phone the whole time with the brightness on 100% even at 2am that madman, or he hogs the TV so he can watch youtube on it)

only for my dad to still be up at almost 1am even though his back pain is flaring up again (he always goes to sleep earlier when that happens)

I love having that time 2 or 3 times a week depending on my dad's work schedule, where I can just make myself a cuo of tea, sometimes eat some yogurt if I want a snack and watch documentaries, or crime tv shows alone, without having to rewind every 5 seconds due to interruptions. I haven't been able to do it yet this week its been driving me insane.

#personal #i'm just annoyed #but tbf everyone annoyed me at some point today so this is just tbe icing on the cake

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imovyn · 3 months

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today for breakfast/lunch i had whole wheat toast + cream cheese + nutritional yeast + salted beefsteak tomato slice + arugula + balsamic glaze and a clementine and cup of white tea and for lunch/dinner (my meals are weird ok) i had jasmine rice + tofu stir-fry i make a huge batch of and put it in the fridge and eat for like two weeks + leftover microwave tikka vegetables + greek yogurt + spinach MMMMMMM and tomorrow im going running w a friend from work who accidentally became real friend and i think im gonna ace my philosophy test on thursday (i have a graphic design project due tomorrow FUUUUCCKKKK its ok) and i made cookies yesterday they are so good and im reading a fic thats driving me insane and im trying to draw for fun again and so basically there is so much love in this world and its all gonna be ok

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officiallyashley · 11 months

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TMNT-Verse Info— random facts about ash (my tmnt oc)

NOTES: enjoy! These headcanons apply to all tmnt versions of Ash, unless the headcanon specifies certain versions.

WARNINGS: mentions of pregnancy, mentions of being stabbed, mentions of drowning.

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Ash opens chip bags (+ other bags, too) upside down. It drives Leo absolutely insane.

When Ash was pregnant with all of her children, she ended up getting really really sick during/throughout her third trimester. Throughout her entire pregnancy with Whitney, Ash was constantly and extremely sick.

Ash is known as the “Grammar Guru” because she is such a stickler for proper grammar. She won’t be annoying about it, but it’s more so a personal thing.

Here are all of the names of Ash and Raph’s children (I changed them up a bit): Harlene Yoshiko-Jade Hamato, Steele Leo-Ace Hamato, Tessa Michaela-Cerise Hamato, and Whitney Donelle-Snow Hamato. The name Yoshiko comes from Splinter (Hamato Yoshi), Leo of course comes from Leo, Michaela comes from Michelangelo, and Donelle comes from Donatello. Ash and Raph wanted to name their children after Splinter and the turtles in some way.

Ash grew up watching a hell of a lot of cartoons. Some were from the early 2000s, but mainly from the 90s and the 80s. Thundercats, The Tick, He-Man & She-Ra, Sonic and Mario cartoons — you name it, they've binged all of it. When they met the turtles, Ash introduced these cartoons to them.

Ash calls Raph "hot stuff". She does it because it flusters him every time she calls him that, which amuses Ash.

Like in the 1987 TMNT, I headcanon that Mutant Mayhem Raph and Harley can break the fourth wall.

Everyone thinks that Raph teases the living daylights out of Ash — oh, boy, Ash teases her boyfriend just as much as he does her.

In multiple versions of TMNT, Ash gets stabbed through the torso by Shredder with his blades, and she temporarily dies for a bit. Donnie manages to bring her back, so she’s revived. In TMNT 2012, it happens in season one in the episode with the mutagen bomb (“The Gauntlet”, where they first encounter Shredder). There were instances in the comics, and it also happened in TMNT 2003. In ROTTMNT, Ash got impaled through the chest by Shredder when she was caught off guard. 2003 Ash also drowned and had to be revived after a mission had gone wrong (she was with Raph and Casey when that happened).

Ash uses coconut and apricot shampoo and conditioner.

2012 Ash and Rise Leo would for sure get along great. They relate to a lot of things. They both share similar music tastes, they were both thrown off of roofs of tall buildings, and they like to watch anime and read manga.

2012 Ash was helping Donnie out with one of his inventions, and she was using a staple gun. She then, just like it was nothing, pointed the staple gun at her face and said “does this thing have staples in it?” Ash got startled when everyone yelled at her in concern and she shot herself in the face with a staple gun. Two staples ended up on her forehead and the two others were on the bridge of her nose and her right eyebrow.

All versions of Ashley chew her yogurt and ice cream.

Ash and Raph like to watch funny clips of Jerma in their free time.

𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 © 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑. 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚. 𝐢 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐞𝐭𝐜. 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥.

#officiallyashley #ashwrites #tmnt #tmnt oc #tmnt ashley #tmnt ash #tmnt comic #tmnt 2003 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt 1990 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2007 #tmnt 2014/2016 #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt 1987

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daintyfaon · 1 year

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Food log Dec. 13th, 2022

Yogurt w/ apple - 209

Apple - 95

Salad - 46

Total cals: 350

Fasted: 18 hours

Not having a food scale is driving me insane idk when we're gonna get a new one

#anatumblr #tw ana diary #ed vent #tw ana rant #anor3x14 #tw ed diet #pro a4a #th1n$po #ed meals #ed bllog #tw edd #ed relapse #ed related

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callixton · 11 months

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hi i love hearing abt people's fav chesses what's your favourite chess...

oh god this is from april....... i should use desktop tumblr desktop more often. but i am always happy to talk abt chess hehe and i would love to hear ur favorite chess as well

and i forget which exact post i mentioned this BUT the like. short answer is that the kennedy center production is the closest to My Chess tho i think there are still some issues with the ending and um. the success of the book is really dependent on the actors/direction (also if anyone sees my blog now it is like. obvious why that is my fave given that raúl is in it BUT ACTUALLY i got into raúl in the first place Because of kencen chess i got affirmation of queer freddie from a professional production and never went back)

the real answer is my fave chess is the one in my head that i hallucinated after blasting to the concept album for the first time while driving through heavy fog. umm personally i'm a political manipulation boy and have a history buff dad who introduced me to the show so the cold war context is always going to strike me the most. and while i find the love triangle deeply fascinating i have next to no interest in the story as a Romance. i think that they all simultaneously bring out the best and the worst in each other which is an Insane dynamic to have & they make me spiral. i know there are 'issues' with the original london book or whatever but i actually really like the simplicity and like. range of it.

what else to say..... chess in my head is actually quite edgy. but in a deliberate way not a grungy way. which is also probably why i like kencen but don't really think the aesthetic matches. and maybe it's the concept album loyalty/really only listening to those songs for like. a year but chess can have a dry ironic sort of humor (like the merchandisers or the embassy lament) and i think as a director you should provide some lightness and space for the audience to breathe but it's not really meant to be Comedy. it's why the yogurt scene and others like it have always felt super out of place to me i think the show has had enough issues with critics/its book and isn't helped by any sort of self-aware mockery it's only weakened by it.

also they should all get to swear some.

and freddie should get pushed around by florence (essential).

#SORRY FOR RAMBLING FOR LIKE 5 HOURS WOW #i also. to be honest. have not actually seen that many versions of chess #i would Like to but i have hyperfixation attachment and it makes it difficult >:(#i want to see the broadway tour really bad it sounds fun #and the version adam pascal was in the first time bc i know the mutuals love him and i want to give him a second chance #unfortunately i hate the most popular version the 2008 concert :( it just feels so lifeless to me and i don't like the orchestration #ted talks #chess #frankensteinsfag #all of your urls r so great btw.....

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songsintheattic · 1 year

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 32, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 40, 41, 41, 42, 45, 47, 48, 49?

heinous

but since you have put so much effort into it, fine lol

1. who is/are your comfort character(s)?

discomfort characters only, olivia dunham my beloved

2. lighter or matches?

lighter but like the long kind, the other ones are scary lol

3. do you leave the window open at night?

when it's warm out i love it

4. which cryptyd being do you believe in?

chupacabra is real

5. what color are your eyes?

blue ish but with a ring of whatever in the middle

6. why did you do that?

we ball

7. hair-ties or scrunchies?

hair ties i guess, either is fine though

10. would you slaughter the rich?

not unless they are imminently causing me problems

12. what kind of day is it?

regular, at work and sleepy

13. when was the last time you ate?

like 10 minutes ago

15. are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

16. can you drive?

legally? yes. actually? debatable.

17. are you farsighted or nearsighted?

EAGLE EYES BAYBEY

18. what hair products do you use?

mostly just what's in my kitchen lol i still buy shampoo but i use a lot of apple cider vinegar and coconut oil/avocado oil too

19. imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

no, i refuse to coat you in poisons that can be absorbed through the skin and nails

20. do you say soda or pop?

soda, like a civilized person

22. what type of person are you?

just some guy

23. how do you feel about chilly weather?

no will to live, reason for dying

24. if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

probably trying to catch a bird

25. perfume/body spray or lotion?

lotion but preferably unscented or at least very mild

26. a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

what every girl imagines, home invasion in the middle of the night 💕

27. about how many hours of sleep did you get?

went to bed before 9pm and still somehow got like 4 and a half lol

28. do you wear a mask?

L O L

29. how do you like your shower water?

boiled alive like a lobster

30. are there dishes in your room?

just my yogurt bowl from like 10 minutes ago

32. do you have a favorite towel?

not really but i don't own many currently lol

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

quite a few, mostly by Sara Bareilles and Billy Joel

35. what’s your timezone?

mountain time all the time baybey

36. how many times have you changed your url?

no idea but quite a few because i keep deleting blogs when they get too many followers lol

38. a soap bar that smells good?

can't go wrong with irish spring

40. did you have any snacks today?

just my breakfast

41. how do you take your coffee?

not at all

42. an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

discord

45. can you remember what happened yesterday?

mostly, all i did was work, water my flowers, and then go to bed

47. what was the last message you sent?

some sort of insane babbling to @athene-ergane , as one does

48. when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

i think i was 19, at my friend's house and we were hanging out with her parents lol

49. can you skip rocks?

i don't think so, but maybe i just haven't found the right rock lol

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vanillaverses · 2 years

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that PV costume might lead me to spend rainbow cubes for the first time since halloween (now at 37k cubes, north of 120 pulls)

I’m going insane I’ve been holding onto 100 stars just for this moment I am guaranteed this costume

IT IS LITERALLT SOOOOO PRETTY OHYMGOD it is driving me insane how much I love this costume. it is my new favourite costume btw. ever. no more yogurt phantom only pv

ALSO WOW UM. that’s a lot of pulls. I had like 50 at some point saved up but then I realized if I spent them I’d hit 100 stars anyways and be guaranteed pv costume when it comes out (which it is now!! wooo!!)

#cookie run spoilers #spoilers #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #pure vanilla cookie #crk pure vanilla cookie #crk #cookie run kingdom spoilers #crk spoilers #cookie run leaks #cookie run kingdom leaks #cookie run costume #crk leaks #put the spoiler tags on it so um. hopefully people who don’t want to see it have it blocked #if not then um. sorry #asks!#new ask tag let’s gooooo

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patronsaintofteachercrushes · 1 year

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12/14

SO !!! as you guys know i missed my math exam and had to take it with M. and when i got there M already had everything all set up for me lol, my test laying perfectly centered on the desk, a sharpened pencil, a scratch piece of paper. all laid out right next to his desk. THATS RIGHT, HE HAD ME SIT NEXT TO HIM THE ENTIRE TIME SO HE COULD WATCH ME. forty-fucking-five minutes of M’s undivided attention. i felt like a princess. when i finished, he looked it over, frowned, and asked if i was confident in my work. i shook my head and looked down at my lap because i was scared my voice would wobble and i’d cry. he picked up my pencil and asked if i wanted help, to which i practically nodded my head off. it was very sweet and i was hoping for maybe a small moment of intimacy, a brief touch, a fleeting glance with emotion locked away somewhere, anything really, but i’m grateful i even got to be near him for so long. he doesn’t wear cologne i don’t think, he just smells like musk but in the best way possible. he ate a yogurt for lunch and asked if i was hungry. i told him i don’t typically eat until i get home for dinner and he shook his finger at me. we also had matching outfits on ! i had on a creme sweater, blue jeans, and my docs and he had a white sweatshirt, blue jeans, and his docs ! i don’t think he noticed but i did and i thought it was soooo romantic and all that sappy stuff like fate.

but this also means no G update :( i really wanna talk to him. i just want to impress him like it’s hard to explain but i want him to think i’m some untouchable cool girl that’s way above all the other students, if that makes sense. like i want him to want to be my friend because he finds me so cool and special and unlike anyone else. which i know probably sounds a little crazy and maybe doesn’t make sense but i just want him to give me attention that he doesn’t give to other students. i want us to have a relationship that only we understand. i want him to see me, and start a conversation first.

i did see J today ! been so long lol. he was wearing his rainbow crocs today. my 5th period is right across from his and the morocco and french game was going on and you could hear him screaming about it, which i found devastatingly adorable.

i’m still confused on how i feel about L. because i saw him in a bereal again today and i just don’t feel physically attracted to him ! but i feel attracted to him every other way ? i’m not sure what’s going on and it’s driving me positively insane.

#xi’s diary #female student #male teacher crush #male teacher x female student #student x teacher #tc blog #tc community #tc feelings #tc love #teacher crush #teacher x student #male tc #teacher crush community #tc confessions

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