Dirty Night Clowns

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their interaction is funny

Stardust: is he full of shit

Space Doughnut: ye

Stardust: I’ll beat his ass

SPOILERS FOR THE LATEST CRK STORY

This is basically how it went right?

This was what happened in Episode 2 of Beast Yeast, right?

APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!

Shadow milk cookie x reader

Tw: over stimulation (both sides receiving), praising, sexually explicit content, slight possessive themes.

Type: non canon, nswf, before main story events (pre corruptions) reader can be perceived as male, female or other

Minors and ageless will be blocked

Pre corruption

🎭 He’s a theatre cookie, enjoying the acts he performed for his audience, including you. But yours was a-bit, different..

🎭 and through those acts he preformed, role playing was also accompanying him throughout, this follows him to the bedroom.

🎭 shadow milk is quite the tease, lavishing in your squirming and squeals, but when the tables turn, this jester becomes a hot, whining mess.

🎭 switching is common for him, back and forth between dominant and submissive.

🎭 when dominant, shadow milk is praising you for doing so well, being able to take him so good, how cute you look when he pushes himself in. Digging his sharp nails into your sides while mumbling about how good you feel and just how much he loves you while beating into you.

🎭 but when submissive, this cookie is very whiny, begging for you to just touch him in some way as you relentlessly tease him. In these moments he can’t control himself and how loud he is. Fuck him good and you’ll be witnessing a drooling, overstimulated and very twitchy cookie.

🎭 when close, shadow milk cookie tends to forget that your there, letting anything and everything spill out from his shaking voice that will surely be embarrassing later on.

🎭 incredible flexible. There nothing to say about that.

🎭 in the rare moments, and very few of these happen, he will let you pull his hair (this little shit is both a sadist and thrives with receiving the pain)

🎭 before shows, if he is stressed, shadow milk will ruthlessly fuck you so hard it almost hurts, bruising you sides with how hard he is griping your hips. These particular times are when you can get the most desperate cookie looming over you while pounding your inside. Expect to have multi bite mark littering your neck and shoulder from how hard he was trying to stay quiet.

🎭 one time the other beasts had heard some of the things shadow milk had been mindlessly rambling and gasping about when you both thought they were not around and decided to bang in a room. They were traumatized and left as quickly as they came. And of boy did burning spice tease shadow milk afterwards. There ears are forever bleeding and can never look at him the same. And to some degree you take pride in the noises you can get out of him.

EYES

I thought this scene was funny

loving this story so far

Some people are just born evil...

[ Pretty much an AU where Pure Vanilla Cookie is pretty much reborn from Shadow Milk Cookie and ultimately turns to evil thus history repeating itself! ]

im sorry, my dear friend

Shadow milk cookie x reader

Tw: consent of relationship to forced relationship, mentions isolation, yandere themes

Type: angst

Fear, is what was brought into the earth bread when the beasts had become spoiled,crazed with power running through there dough. They destroyed the once peaceful land into their own playground, twisting and turning beliefs into worship and then fear. No cookie stood a chance to those who stood higher than them, challenger after challenger being crush beneath the monstrous power the 5 cookies had.

That kind smile you once knew, the different shades of beautiful blues that glow in hues. the jester who loved a good trick, those eyes that used to hold such sweetness and mischievous nature now had become what they swore they would never be. A monster, a tyrant that played with the life of cookie kind for his own entertainment, destroying what took so hard to create all for his own selfish pleasure.

You tried to run away from the sickening beast this kind cookie had become. You had no choice, for if you didn’t, you would be killed as well, and you didn’t plan on going back. What you didn’t know is that, shadow milk cookie was not quite ready to let you go, much to your dismay.

And when he had pulled you down with him into the dark as the seal had been placed, you knew as you fell down with him. then and there, he was not the same cookie you once loved. Trapped with these 5 beasts for centuries in the small confinement of the silver tree. Shadow milk had lost his mind more than he already had along with his fellow ‘friends’.

Shadow milk cookie feeds his own delusions with the constant forced words he made you say against your will. So caught up in his fantasy he still doesn’t realize, no, he does not want to acknowledge the fact you no longer see him. All you see is a monster, even if a part inside of you still loves him, you will never forgive him for his actions.

And when that fresh air had suddenly hit you, the cookies in front of you tired and bruised as a young cookie sealed off the breach. You could hear the sorrowing screams of agony and desperation behind you, reaching out for you to come back to him, don’t leave him. With what little hope you had, bursting in tears you ran into a random stranger arms, the smell of lily’s filling your senses. anything to get away from the pain of leaving a part of your life behind.

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Shadow Milk Cookie icon set! 🌑500x500🥛

Had to do these ASAP upon seeing him and had a blast! Pls interact if using!

shadow milk is such an intriguing character to me because so many things he shows us are a facade. we see him constantly belittling other cookies, calling them "fools" and "silly", yet he himself can't seem to count to four. we see him act lighthearted and jokey, only for wrath to emanate from him as he blasphemes this world's version of gods (his whole deal with the witches is something i'd very much like to go into). we watch his performances and his own interpretation of why he was sealed away, only for the witches to go further unmentioned as the story focuses on the "fool king" (clearly bearing no resemblance to elder faerie cookie, what are you guys on about smh, it's just a sad coincidence). we don't know his true intentions- he seems to have a lot of fun tormenting pure vanilla and apparently wants his soul jam back, but has made no move to take it, instead repeatedly stating that he wants to introduce pv to the other fallen heroes once they're released. he seems on the surface like a being of chaos, but we find out how much of a perfectionist he is through the white lily/dark enchantress puppets. he twists the narrative in his favour so much that he fails to see how someone might deviate from the script, he has no qualms about turning cookies into mindless puppets or even killing them (rip elder faerie), and yet he treats the group like more of an amusement than a threat. he's smart but arrogant, able to pick apart minds while still not yet strong enough to take over pure vanilla's, and he's incredibly proficient at identifying someone's weaknesses. there's so much about him that we don't know yet, and i'm getting more tempted to make a full cohesive analysis on him by the minute