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snarkyship · 1 year

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The Bakusquad is well equipped

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nerdpoe · 4 months

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Dan hates his Nicer Self.

He does. He really, really does.

The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-

And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.

It's annoying.

It's so annoying.

For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.

But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.

Yet the little dumbass had.

And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.

Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.

Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.

Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.

Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.

Phantom doesn't get up.

Just like Jazz didn't get up.

Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-

Dan sees red.

He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.

The fight pauses.

"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #Flash has been trying to hard to instill good hero instincts into Phantom whenver he gets the chance #only to have this happen and be like #oh #OH #YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY #YOU'RE HIS LITTLE BROTHER #OH FUCK #OH NO #i also headcanon that even though Dan has twerp body his ghost form is the same #so he's built like a horrifying brick shithouse #agit spoilers #a glitch in time spoilers

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 8 months

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military training

#ethan winters #chris redfield #resident evil #resident evil fanart #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil 8 #re8 #winterfield #ethan isnt even weak #chris is just built like a brick wall #ethan isnt going to be jacked with a 6 pack like chris!#chris doesnt take him to miltary training to make him bench 500 pounds #its probably mostly self defense and weapons training #ethan is fit and toned but he still has chub idc...#dad bod

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catmask · 5 months

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would love to be a cool stoic guy. unfortunately i never shut up

#instead im dating a cool stoic guy #(read: has autism)#i think its funny when people think forrest looks initmidating without talking to him just because hes tall and built like a brick house #and looks blank faced hes just scaaaarreed #also he smiles so sweetly and handsomely if u can make him laugh (my only skill)#txt #scratchpost

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noisyghost · 7 months

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my opinion on halsin is that he should actually be a bear and i have to do everything myself.

#baldur's gate 3 #halsin #fan art #im sorry i saw a piece of fanart where he was so skinny and i couldnt take it anymore #he should be built like a brick shithouse i think

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rabbitprincessthief · 1 year

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gog i still can't get over minish cap vaati's Everything. He is So Fucking Stupid (affectionate)

Like. This guy's establishing character moment is, in order:

he's introduced as having won an entire tournament to get to touch a magic chest and get a cool sword, which was the prize for said tournament

turns around and does a goddamn evil soliloquy TEN FEET AWAY FROM THE GUARDS who were about to hand him his macguffin on a platter

(like this man fucks up his own horribly planned daylight heist because he cannot keep a lid on the dramatics for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, IN PUBLIC)

(THE BAR WAS ON THE FLOOR VAATI, FUCKING GANONDORF PLAYS THE PIPE ORGAN FOR HIS OWN BOSS INTRO AND HE STILL KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT)

proceeds to fight the guards (it is, admittedly, a curbstomp for him, but it still clearly wasn't his plan, because otherwise why bother with the tournament)

gloats evilly

opens chest, unleashing a whole bunch of monsters

exposits out loud about Zelda's powers like a nerd while she is actively charging up her magic powers to kick his ass

RECOGNIZES and IDENTIFIES said magic as the special power carried by the female royal line

completely fails to recognize it as the light force he is currently trying to get his hands on (he spends like 99% of the game not figuring this out.)

petrifies her

(i have no idea if link could have deflected this spell if he had managed to get the right angle with his shield but i like to think somewhere there is a very short and very funny alternate timeline where it happens)

(more importantly: no part of vaati's original presumed plan would have involved doing this. he 100% created this situation for himself by being an dramatic idiot and picking a fight for no good reason.)

looks in the chest

there's no light force

considering his stated goals he might be as confused as you are about the monsters tbh

uhhh

evil laugh

teleports the fuck out

He then proceeds to spend the rest of the game trying to figure out where the light force is and ends up having to wait for Ezlo and Link to figure it out first because he was, as far as I can tell, GENUINELY stuck on this part. He fucking kidnaps and impersonates the King, not for access to Zelda, but to… send guards to go look for the Light Force, presumably because he was either running out of ideas or genuinely thought that would work.

None of the guards even had any idea what he was talking about. He's not even good at impersonating the King. He's already sent like twenty people to the dungeon by the time you get there and it hasn't even been a week. Somehow the game spins this as a cunning plan and clever manipulation or something.

(Meanwhile the guards are just. Poking around in random bushes and shit hoping to find the light force. One of them asks you what you think it might look like.)

Zelda is literally right next to the throne and Vaati does not figure it out until you find an actual honest-to-goodness LORE TABLET spelling out that the Light Force is Stored in the Zelda, at which point he's like "ahahaha you've done my work for me this was definitely my plan all along" and takes over the castle and throws a bunch of monsters at you to stall for time while he figures out how to extract the force from her. Somehow he still doesn't think to actually lock the fucking door.

#vaati #minish cap #loz #mc #he's my stupid little squeak squeak and i love him #meta #op #sorry this got long but i have So Many Words about this little bastard #i think he's a really fun foil to ganondorf tbh -#ganondorf looks like a brute force guy but in practice tends largely toward manipulating and long cons and cunning #the appearance of dumb muscle but is actually refined and clever and skilled while also still being built like a brick wall #vaati looks like a classic scheming squishy wizard guy but actually is just cheating and does almost all his nonsense very directly #and his plans tend to be either Do X / ??? / Profit stuff or barely exist at all #to the point where og four swords is gated primarily by your ability to convince great fairies to help you rather than vaati stopping you #ganondorf is a guy given power who wants a magic wish granting artefact #vaati is a guy given a magic wish-granting artefact who decides he wants more power now actually #vaati has had a significant minion approximately once (shadow link) and that was in shared custody with ganon

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firefox-official · 1 year

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idk anything about comics or superman lore but that suit post conjures such a clear image of comic inkers fighting demons trying not to put a hotdog truck bulge on that beast in every panel

they do it in every single panel they give him a schlong every single fucking time

#hes built like a brick shithouse and hes wearing spandex #superman

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immediatebreakfast · 6 months

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The idea of Van Helsing not only attending the same university as Henry Jekyll, and Hastie Lanyon, but also being good friends with them is something that is so wild, so scary, yet so funny to me.

Because there is the very real possibility of Van Helsing contacting Jekyll, and simply telling him his theories regarding Lucy's supernatural condition. Since on J&H it's established that Jekyll does believe in the supernatural, but you know in a very mad science way.

I can't even imagine the kind of gothic disaster that could happen if doctor Henry "morality can be a mask if you try!" Jekyll went to the Westenra household with Van Helsing as "help" for Lucy.

#I don't even want him near Lucy but the possibilities are so rich #Also Seward would probably die on the spot if he saw Jekyll with Van Helsing #The book says that Jekyll is an old man built like a shit brick house #So RIP to Seward #dracula daily #dracula #abraham van helsing #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #henry jekyll

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sugarbear2001 · 6 months

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Their size difference makes my brain go brrrr

#zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #luffy is so tiny #i'm 🥴🥴🥴#and zoro is so fucking big #built like a brick shithouse #idk what that means #but he is it

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iguessthisisanewobsession · 11 months

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Mix up manhattan au

After the hit that’s as heathers the musical set up by mix up manhattan Jason didn’t really think much on if he wanted to act again.

Sure, there was that quick stint of Noel’s Lament for charity but honestly he feels like it would be a lost cause to try and play another role because apparently he was a little too good at being JD.

“That’s bullshit, man. Like of course you’re going to act good, you were one of the main leads!”

Danny scoffed as gestured with a fry,

“An actor that can actually act. It’s not like you’re going to actually blow up a school.”

“That’s what I’ve been saying! You know they’ve been trying to send me back to therapy? Like gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.”

Jasob sighed as slouched over the linoleum table.

“You know, I hate that I fucking get it in a way y’know? Like I have a shady past, and maybe my temper spikes a bit more than the average guy but that shit’s in the past! I thought thought it was at least…”

“You were built for the role dude, there’s a reason you got casted. It’s probably just because it hit a little close to home.”

“Well I wish it didn’t.”

Danny hummed as he took a sip of his shake.

“You know.. there might be an easy fix for this.”

“What are you thinking about now?”

“I’m just saying how for sure are you that you don’t want to do another audition?”

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Tim blinked.

And blinked again.

He rubbed his eyes until they were raw,

Nope.

No change.

“What the fuck are you doingJason?”

Jason for his part raised an eyebrow in the mirror as he continued to try to adjust his skirt.

“What does it look like I’m doing? Dressing up.”

“I-but-“

“Ah, Master Jason, how are the adjustments feeling now?”

Jason gave a grin as he grabbed a pile of clothing from the couch.

“A lot less like I’m going to flash everyone during a twirl. Thanks Alfie your a life saver.”

“Your very welcome dear do give me updates on how it goes.”

Jason gave a little twirl and a finger gun before leaving the living room.

Alfred held back a chuckle as he looked to his other grandson.

“Is there something you need to say Master Tim?”

“I-uh- The pink cardigan looked good?”

“Indeed, I do hope they do not accidentally stain it.”

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That week at the theater signs we’re out out for Hairspray the musical.

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tricoufamily · 3 months

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need an antagonist for this (in the way that you know. l is the antagonist of death note). i don't have too much for this guy. he's also a professor, a new one to the university and the country even (he's american, it takes place in london). he sure got there in a hurry, running away from something in his past, idk what it is yet though. but yes he is suspicious of irving while everyone else is very sympathetic towards him, which has everyone against him, but he's still gonna pursue it

if i say homoerotic cat and mouse game i do not mean they are love interests. they are not. i mean that in the way that if this was a tv show i would be queerbaiting like it was 2013. for years. mind games with the audience. relentless and insane. they would write my name like showrunner k*rt because they hate me so much. kids these days will never understand how fun it is to be queerbaited actually smh

#he is also built like a brick house like he kinda has no reason to be built like this he's a professor in the 1920s #oh yeah his name is spencer #spencer arlington #ts4 #ts4 cas #the sims 4 #two of them. blank pictures getting shadowbanned again I DONT KNOW

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jonasiegenthaler · 1 month

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njd@dal | 14.03.24

#kevin bahl #devils #i love when he reminds people he's 6'6 and built like a brick shithouse #guys see him bent over and think they can get him but they just. bounce off #you'd never see me in public #.gif

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fxirycxr3 · 5 months

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you draw skinny hoffman and i show up in the corner of your room telling you you have three days left to live

#he’s built like a brick wall and that’s special #sawposting #mark hoffman

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evans-endeavors · 11 months

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SPIDOZER

Blue collar worker bitten by a radioactive spider when loading unlabeled biohazardous material. His villains are corporations, and he fights for unions, worker's rights/safety, and corporate accountability.

always has statistics on concussions in his back pocket and rags on other spideys for not wearing hard hats/helmets

"you know what dastardly villain we ALL face? Head trauma."

#spiderman #spider man #spidersona #spiderverse oc #across the spiderverse has altered my brain chemistry.... its all i think about #had to make an oc and of course hes built like a brick shithouse

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foap-enjoyer · 4 months

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Me playing MW 2022: Yo I love Nikolai omg hot Russian man such a cutie pie I'd let him hit. Me playing OG MW: I hate you so fucking much you ugly son of a bitch why are you so annoying even without saying ANYTHING??? GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE

#I don't like OG Nik #Ik the game came out in 2007 but he's built like a lego brick #Man's the definition of block head #Since Soap is mute in the first game I've come to the conclusion he too hates Nik #Literally burst out laughing when you first save him #all that trouble and you're met with Mr Worldwide himself #captain soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap cod #john soap mctavish #soap mw2 #john soap mactavish #cod mw2 #cod mwii #mw2

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jeysuso · 9 months

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#jimmy uso #jimmyusoedit #theusosedit #wweedit #wwe raw #march 2023 #mygifs*#jeysuso #wrestling tag #*#hair. face. evil smile #listen if he doesn't come out on friday like this.... jonathan we need to talk. it's not me it's you #remember when everyone was like aww poor jimmy in this episode #then he had the sickest smile on his face after jey kicked sami? snake. ass. uce.#i've seen the devil and he's a 6ft something man built like a brick shithouse #spoiler alert: it's jimmy uso #me and miu were talking about his hair yesterday and well. inspiration was found

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