#an ask? for me???
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Dora: Who would you say is Mother Superion's favorite?
Yasmine: Oh, I'm sure she doesn't have--
Camila: Lilith.
Beatrice: Ava.
Ava: Beatrice.
Lilith: Shannon.
Dora: Who's Shannon?
Camila: Shannon is why I have you punch Vincent at least once a day.
Dora: Wait, you don't make everybody do that? I thought it was part of the training?
Camila: Bea said I had to pick only one, and that Lilith is disqualified, and you have the biggest arms, so...
ok 1) the fact that all of them had different answers n none of them were themselves :(( a reflection of their own insecurities n why they dont think theyre superion's favs :((
2) love how dora just. gets vicent punching privileges cuz of those glorious arms. its completely logical, love that. ofc dora is punching vicent, she has the biggest arms, duh-
#warrior nun#mother superion#sister camila#sister shannon#sister dora#sister beatrice#ava silva#sister lilith#yasmine amunet#lilith villaumbrosia#an ask? for me???#this is what every warrior nun ep is. half pain half comedy 100% hot women
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hi. i made some images.
feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
#me tag🍭#i might make more if anyone asks for them#EDIT: no im not lol#aro#aromantic#aroallo#alloaro#aroace#aromantic asexual#ace#asexual#<-WOWIE!! thats a lot of tags!!!
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS#and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it#b
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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#i’ve been thinking abt that cringe post#i think the latent feelings behind ‘cringe’ are shame and sometimes envy/bitterness#same vibes as when six year olds say ‘those toys are for babies’ if they’ve been shamed for their age by older kids#anyway. i think part of the healing process is realizing that shame puts you at war with yourself bc part of yourself is a social being!#and that part of you wants community and acceptance (maybe love). shame is the absence of acceptance#unlearning shame means learning self-love and gaining the confidence to find your people#jerma#cw jerma#(someone asked me to tag lol)
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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
#slightly dotty child or world's most precocious scam artist? you decide.#i asked where his parents were and apparently they were queuing for a table at the restaurant across the street#he even pointed them out to me#so don't worry this was not an unsupervised bébé#be shh now#containment breach
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
#i won a poetry contest years ago and not a single person in my family asked what it was about. you're an alien to me#not even saying this in a self pitying way i just can't conceive of a dynamic like that
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One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"
#the fries were brought back to the kitchen and he got ones that just had salt on them instead#chef asks me why#uhmm#how do I explain#well he has this tattoo
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Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!
#i simply. do not wish to see ads#anyway that took me and beryl 2 hours to set up DO NOT ask me anything#i was definitely better at linux systems when i was in high school lol#fresno oilers.txt
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i put every bone back in place for you
#insanely intimate if u ask me#falin#marcille#is it facille or farcille#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dumbass draws
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I totally agree that Lilith and Beatrice had low key crushes on each other at first. Beatrice was all, “oh no, not feelings. Repress, repress, repress!” And Lilith was just, “I don’t like her I just want to be around her all the time and learn everything about her and hate it when she talks to other people.”
beatrice faces them head on and goes "i cant deal with this, i cant do this, its WRONG, i have to stop" while lilith Does Not Want To Face Them and just thinks "beatrice makes me FEEL things. so intensely. not great for the mission, not great, why is she talking to other girls, does she like girls? whats her favorite everything- These Are Very Normal Thoughts To Have For A Fellow Sister Warrior Mmm Yes."
which results in 2 very professional, intelligent, capable and badass tactical nuns becoming to idiots around each other, with bea just full on ignoring lilith or putting up at least 101 walls between them, and lilith being weirdly prickly and hovering next to bea while staring at her in a way she thinks is unnoticeable (it is not. bea can feel her stare from a mile away)
mary wants to kill herself. shannon thinks its fucking hilarious.
#warrior nun#sister beatrice#sister lilith#lilith villaumbrosia#beatrice x lilith#an ask? for me???#whats their ship name. uh oh not this again#lilitrice? bealith??? bealith sounds kinda cool not gonna lie#but yh <3<3 my awkward socially inept babies
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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of#and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century#the whole city was up in arms over this cat
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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait#and was a joke#also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
#[📍regular broadcast!]#the sillies#thank you to everyone who has interacted with me over the past few days HEHEHE#asks will be put off until tonight ; i have 2 more meetings hehe
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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.
#the person who's re-emailed me asking for help with something: yes I should get back to you. yes I will get back to you#but in the meantime I will look at the email like 'I am busy right now! I have deadlines! do not bother me about this unrelated thing!'#and like in 15 minutes when I'm ready to be an adult again I'll get back to them
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Are.. are there any matches for Smash Mouth All Star full lyrics? I need to know. For science!!!
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Closest match: Ennomos fuscantarius genome assembly, chromosome: 3
Common name: Dusky Thorn Moth
#tumblr genetics#genetics#moths#dusky thorn moth#all star#smash mouth#requests#sent to me#asks#CONGRATULATIONS!!! ITS A MOTH!!!
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