One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

offering

It’s the “oh no he’s my type” derogatory to “oh he’s your type” even MORE derogatory pipeline from Damen to Niakandros for me

i guess my new hobby is making woodland critters out of pokemon characters sure yeah ok whatever

I want a version of drink with me where the barricade boys realize grantaire is drunk and instead of joking and/or reprimanding him for it on his verse they gently take the bottle away from him and hold his face and are there for him bc a lot of them realize that their time on earth is ticking down and so what good is it to fight with one another when they could just as easily love. what tenderness is there that is not more simply conveyed through the very sentence "drink with me"?

my favorite music genre is spiritual animalistic rave party music

skander keynes is my harry styles 🫶🥺

YOWZA!!!

i don’t even belong to half of these fandoms but i have enough ‘profound’ insights that ppl view me as a good source -fan fiction reader desperately trying not to reveal that the reason they have such good insights on this character is because they read about them having kinky sex with their brother (?) or classmate(?) or father(? do they even have a father??)

how do i explain that i like putting my hair in a braid because it makes me feel confident because my two role models now and years ago wear their hair exactly the same?

i’m very depressed rn and i don’t know what to do about it haha

uh oh its getting emotional bc of the decemberists hours again…

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

The Amazing Spider-Man #66 May 19, 2021

Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.