my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste
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"Rent should be no more than 30% of household income" is a really funny and roundabout way to say "property owners as a class are entitled to 30% of gross wages"
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i’m at my clits end
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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the bravest person in the world
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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy
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soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup
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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job
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Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.
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Morning Glow - Kenneth Pils , 2022.
Swedish , b. 1964 -
Acryliv on canvas , 80 x 110 cm
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