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dragonfruitghosts · 5 months
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i had some doodles on my math homework, they’re all of my silly weatures
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i love these guys
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fatecantstopme · 1 year
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If I Had to Choose...I'd Choose You
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Pairing: Elliot Stabler x Reader
Summary: You meet Stabler when you join the SVU team. He's single, attractive, sweet...only problem is you work together, and you don't date at work.
Warnings: Mentions of rape, descriptions of violence and torture. Reader has scars described in detail. SMUT, oral (M and F receiving), unprotected sex (P in V).
A/N: Kathy doesn't exist in this fic.
"Hey everyone, gather 'round," Cragen called.
Detectives Stabler, Benson, Munch, and Tutuola circled around the Captain.
Cragen gestured to the new girl beside him: you. "Guys, this is Detective (Y/N) (Y/L/N). She's joining the squad."
You smiled at them. "I'm happy to be here and can't wait to get started."
Everyone introduced themselves and Cragen pointed to your new desk behind directly behind Detective Stabler. You threw your stuff down onto the desk and started to settle in.
Elliot Stabler sat on the edge of the desk and leaned in towards you. "So what brings you to SVU?"
"I wanted to make a difference. Homicide was starting to grate on me."
"Couldn't make a difference there?" he asked in surprise.
You shook your head. "Not the way I wanted to." You sighed. "It's a long story, but suffice it to say I'm happy to be here."
Elliot smiled. "We're happy to have you."
You returned his smile. "Thanks."
**********
Within 6 months you'd become an integral part of the team. Your experience working in Homicide and as a victim advocate made you an extremely valuable asset.
You'd also gotten to know the other members of your squad very well, especially Elliot. You couldn't help it, the two of you were drawn together.
Elliot flirted with you constantly and you flirted back, despite your better judgment. He'd asked you out a couple times, but you'd always said no. He never pushed you, but he didn't stop trying either.
You had one rule in the workplace...never get involved with a coworker. You'd made that mistake when you first got on the job and it very nearly ruined your life. You wouldn't do it again, even for a man as clearly incredible as Elliot Stabler. Plus, the events that led you to leave Homicide were still fresh in your mind and you weren't ready to open up about any of it.
"(Y/L/N)! We're hitting the bar, wanna come get a drink?" The man in question called to you.
You looked up from your paperwork, catching his deep blue gaze as he eyed you. "I don't know, El, I've got a lot of paperwork to get done."
He groaned. "We've all got a lot of paperwork to get done. It'll still be here in the morning."
He could tell you were unsure, so he turned up the puppy dog eyes as he begged, "C'mon, just one drink."
You sighed. "Fine, fine." You tossed your file to the side and grabbed your coat. "Let's go, kids."
Two hours and four drinks later, you and Elliot were still at the bar. Olivia and Munch had bowed out a half hour earlier and Fin was just paying his tab.
"I'll see you two in the morning. Don't stay up too late," Fin said with a teasing tone before leaving the bar.
"Just us," Elliot said with a grin.
"Didn't you say something about 'just one drink'?"
He grinned wider. "I didn't tell you to have three more."
You groaned. " I wish I could blame you. It'd be easier."
"So, you liking SVU so far?" Elliot asked, changing the subject.
You nodded. "It's rewarding work, as difficult as it is. Plus, I've got some pretty great coworkers."
"Damn straight. Couldn't get any better." He cleared his throat. "I, uhh--I'm really glad you came onboard."
You smiled. "Me too."
Elliot leaned closer and placed his hand on your arm. "I mean it, (Y/N/N)," he said softly.
You leaned into him, the liquor you'd imbibed lowering your inhibitions. "I know, El. So do I."
He slipped his arm around you and pulled you against his chest, his lips against your ear. "Go out with me, (Y/N)," he whispered.
Every fiber of your being was screaming for you to say yes, but there was a tiny voice in your head that reminded you of your rule...and what had happened to you a mere eight months prior. You pulled away from him and turned your body to face his. "El...I want to. I really do."
His face fell. "But?"
"But I can't."
"Why?" he whispered.
You sighed. You'd never given him a good reason...never really explained yourself. He deserved some sort of explanation, even if it wasn't quite accurate. "I don't date at work. I...well, I dated someone when I first joined the force. He was a detective." You paused. "It didn't end well--especially for me. He spread rumors and nearly ruined my reputation. I had to go to a different precinct." It was the truth, sure, but it wasn't the whole truth.
"I would never do that to you."
You offered him a small smile. "I don't think you would. You're a good man--I know you are...but, I can't risk it, Elliot. I just can't." I'm not ready.
He looked sad, but he nodded. "I understand," he said softly. "I can't say I like it, but I get it. However, I have no intention of giving up. You're amazing and I'm not walking away, not yet anyway."
You chuckled lightly and shook your head. "You're persistent, I'll give you that."
"Maybe someday you'll say yes."
"Perhaps," you consented.
He seemed content with your answer, and he waved over the bartender. "I'll cover her tab too."
"No, Elliot, you don't--"
"I've got it, doll. Please."
You sighed and let him pay for your drinks.
"Let me walk you home," he insisted.
"I can make it. It's only a couple blocks."
Elliot just stared at you like you were crazy. It was nighttime in Manhattan after all.
You laughed. "Alright, alright. Walk me home, Detective Stabler."
He smiled and held his arm out to you. "My lady?"
You slipped your arm through his and let him guide you to the door and out onto the sidewalk. You felt safe with him, safer than you'd ever felt with anyone else.
The walk to your apartment was quick and peaceful. Elliot chattered about nothing and you just listened to him, a small smile gracing your face.
He walked you all the way to the door of your apartment, just to make sure you got home safely. It warmed your heart. He kissed your cheek before wishing you a goodnight.
You closed the door behind him and leaned your back against the door. The thought that crossed your mind was enough to terrify you; "Dear God, I think I love him," you whispered aloud.
**********
It had been a year since you'd first joined SVU. Elliot had never given up asking you out, but it had been a couple months since he'd last asked. He still spoke to you in the same manner he'd always used: flirtatious, sweet, and funny as hell.
That thought you'd had six months ago was always lingering in the back of your mind and you knew without a shadow of a doubt it was 100% true. It scared the hell out of you and you didn't know how to handle it.
"(Y/L/N)! We've got a live one," Elliot called from across the squad room, interrupting your conversation with Munch. You looked up in Elliot's direction when he called to you.
"Let's go," he said again.
"Where's Olivia?" you asked.
"She's at an appointment. Cragen suggested I grab you."
You walked over to him. "Okay, what do we got?"
"Violent stranger rape in her own home. She's on the way to the hospital now."
"Shit. Let's go."
Three days later and you felt like you were spinning your wheels. Every single lead you'd had hadn't panned out. You had nothing to go on and you were starting to worry the case would go cold.
"We've gotta be missing something," Elliot said, voicing your thoughts aloud.
You ran your fingers through your hair. "We've been over the evidence a thousand times."
"That doesn't mean there's nothing there," he insisted.
"Maybe we just need some rest," Fin suggested.
"No!" you and Elliot yelled at the same time.
Fin threw his hands up and backed away from the two of you. You and Elliot had been there to see the after effects of the brutal crime...you'd been the one to take the victim's statement. No one understand the true horror of this crime like the two of you. You were both determined to find the man who did this before he struck again.
Just then, your desk phone rang. You grabbed it, answering it with a gruff "(Y/L/N)". Your face paled as you listened to the voice on the other end of the phone. "What?"
Elliot, Fin, Olivia, and Munch turned to look at you at the sound of shock in your voice.
"We're on our way." You hung up and stared at the phone for a moment before addressing the rest of the team. "He came back."
"Who came back where?" Olivia asked.
Your eyes locked onto Elliot's and his widened in surprised understanding. "The perp."
You nodded. "He's holding the victim hostage in the hospital basement."
"How the hell does that even happen?" Munch asked.
"Don't know, but let's go," you replied.
When you arrived at the hospital, you were met with the responding officers. They escorted you down to the basement where the rapist was holding your victim.
You left the officers at one entrance, and Munch and Fin were covering the other entrance to the basement to ensure he couldn't escape, leaving you, Elliot, and Olivia to make your way farther into the hostage situation.
You heard a woman's soft whimpering and you moved closer to the sound. "Colleen? Can you hear me? It's Detective (Y/L/N)," you called out.
"Don't come closer or I'll shoot her!" a man's voice yelled in response.
The three of you stopped walking. "Alright. What's your name?" you called back.
"Mac," he answered hesitantly.
You looked over at Elliot. There was no "Mac" on your suspect list.
"Okay, Mac. My name is (Y/N). Can I come closer so we can talk?"
"Are you alone?" he yelled.
"No. My partner is here with me." You subtly left Olivia out, hoping you could catch him off guard with a third person.
"Just you," he said.
You started to move closer to the sound of his voice, but Elliot grabbed your arm. His eyes pleaded with you to stay where you were, but you simply shook your head and shrugged him off. You weren't going to stand idly by while a woman was murdered.
You made it to the large doorway of the room and saw the victim, Colleen, standing directly in front of a man with a gun.
"Stop right there," he said.
Your own gun was pointing right at him, but you stopped in your tracks. "Alright. Just take it easy."
"You're pointing a gun at me. How can I 'take it easy'?"
"You're pointing a gun at her, so I suppose I could say the same to you," you pointed out.
He cocked the gun and pressed it directly against Colleen's skull. "Put yours down or I'll pull the trigger."
Your breath caught in your chest as you realized you had a decision to make. You could try to shoot him, but you had a very narrow window of space...and you might either miss him or shoot the victim. You decided you couldn't take that chance, so you began to lower your gun towards the ground.
"(Y/N), no!" you heard Elliot hiss from somewhere behind you.
You'd already made your decision, so you ignored his voice, and placed your gun on the ground before straightening back up. "You said your name was Mac?"
He nodded.
"Do you mind if I come a little closer, Mac? Just so we can talk more easily."
"You can take three steps towards me."
You moved in his direction, careful to stay within sight of the doorway. "You okay, Colleen?" you asked softly.
Colleen was shaking, terror plainly evident on her face. She started to respond, but Mac tightened his grip on her.
"Don't speak to her," he yelled. "You talk to me. Not her."
You held up your hands. "Okay, okay. What's your plan here, Mac?"
"I never wanted it to come to this. If she would have just left with me, none of this would have happened."
"You wanted Colleen to leave with you?"
"Yes. We could go anywhere," he said wistfully.
A clearer picture of the man standing before you began to emerge. "You care about her, don't you Mac?"
"Care about her?" he asked, almost looking hurt. "I love her. She's my soulmate."
Colleen whimpered as he spoke, tears pouring down her cheeks anew.
"She denied you," you stated.
"She refused to go with me. So I did what I had to do."
You swallowed thickly. "Mac...did you intend to hurt her?"
He looked at you angrily. "I wouldn't have had to if she wouldn't have fought me."
You did your best not to wince at his words. "If you love her, why would you hurt her now?"
"I don't want to. I just want to leave."
"Okay," you said gently. "Let her go and you can leave."
"No!" he yelled, his grip tightening on the gun and Colleen. "She comes with me or she dies."
"You don't really wanna hurt her, Mac. You love her. Maybe she just needs time to realize she loves you too." The words felt wrong coming out of your mouth, but you needed to say whatever you could to save Colleen.
"I know the truth now. She'll never love me." His finger slid to the trigger.
"Mac! Wait! Wait...if you pull that trigger you'll regret it for the rest of your life."
He looked over at you with a mixture of intrigue and surprise on his face. "Go on."
"You'll hate yourself for being the reason the person you love most in the world is gone. You'll never recover from it...the guilt will slowly eat you up inside until one day you decide to end it all just so you can join her."
He watched you carefully, as if he was studying you. "Are you speaking from experience, Detective?"
You hadn't been, but he didn't need to know that. "Yes. And I can promise you, you don't want to end up like me."
To your surprise, he tossed Colleen to the side like she was nothing more than a piece of garbage in his way and he took a menacing step towards you.
In that instant, you realized he'd been playing you the entire time, but it was much too late.
He smiled at you, a terrifying, wolfish expression that made your blood run cold. You turned to run, but he was faster than you. His arms wrapped around your waist and he yanked you back against his chest. You struggled with everything you had, only stopping when you felt the cold metal of the gun press against your head.
"Hello, Detective. It's such a pleasure to see you again," he whispered in your ear.
His voice had changed...deepened slightly, and an accent that had not been there before made itself apparent. The moment you heard him speak, you felt as if the world was crumbling around you.
"You," you whispered in shock and terror.
"(Y/N)!" Elliot yelled as he rushed in, mere seconds after he'd heard your struggle. His gun was pointed in your direction, a look of pure horror on his face as he took in the scene in front of him.
To your surprise, Olivia did not appear behind him, which meant there was a possibility you would get out of this alive. If she could find a way to circle around and come up from behind him...
"The famous Detective Stabler," Mac said, his voice heavily accented. "It's a pleasure to finally get to meet you."
Elliot looked confused. "How do you know who I am?"
"I've followed my lovely (Y/N)'s career quite closely," he said, caressing the side of your face with his free hand. You shied away from him, but there was no where for you to escape to.
Elliot's look of confusion deepened. For the first time, you found yourself wishing you'd been completely open and honest with him. If you'd told him about your past, maybe none of this would be happening.
"You know (Y/N)?" he asked.
"Oh yes, very very well. Some might even say I know her intimately."
You flinched at his choice of words, your body recoiling in place. Your reaction was not lost on Elliot, a look of realization crossing his features.
"Tell him, (Y/N). Tell him about us," Mac whispered in your ear.
Your eyes filled with unshed tears, but you didn't say a word.
Mac chuckled sinisterly. "Tell him how I touched your pretty little body. How I made you feel things no man ever could. Tell him how much you liked it."
The way he emphasized the word 'liked' almost made you hurl, but it also lit a fire inside of you that reminded you to fight. "How about I tell him how you broke into my apartment? How you tied me to my bed and raped me for hours? How you branded me as your property? How you made me want to die?" Your voice had risen to a yell and you were breathless when you finished speaking.
Elliot drew in a shaky breath, his anger threatening to boil over. He cocked his gun and took a step closer.
"Uh-uh, I wouldn't do that if I were you," Mac said, pressing the gun against your skull so hard it was certain to leave a mark.
"How'd you know raping Colleen would get you to me?" you asked.
Mac laughed. "I didn't. She's the sixth woman I've raped in Manhattan since you went to Special Victims. I've been hoping you'd catch the case so we could see each other again. This is the first one that managed to make its way to your desk."
You closed your eyes, your breath catching in your chest at his words. "Why?" you whispered.
"Because you're the one who got away."
"You left me tied to my bed. I didn't 'get away'."
"I didn't mean literally," he said dismissively. "After I had you, no one else compared, no matter how hard I tried."
"So, what? You decided to rape a bunch of women in the hopes that she'd notice you?" Elliot sneered angrily.
"She did notice me," Mac said with a smile. "Even if she didn't realize it."
"What's your plan now, Mac?" Elliot asked.
"(Y/N) and I are going to leave and you're going to let us. I know you won't risk her life--I've seen the way you look at her. You're lucky I don't kill you for it."
"And if I don't wanna go?" you whispered.
His lips brushed against your ear as he spoke. "Then I'll kill him and force you to come with me."
"Not today, sweet cheeks," Olivia said from behind you. Her gun was pressed against the back of Mac's head, causing his body to grow stiff with tension. "Now, why don't you be a good boy and let her go?"
After a few tense moments, Mac's hold on you loosened and he let you out of his grip. You immediately pulled away from him and moved in Elliot's direction.
"(Y/N), no!" Elliot yelled at you. You heard two weapons fire almost simultaneously and you dropped to your knees.
Elliot was in front of you in seconds. "Are you okay? (Y/N/N)?"
His eyes searched your face, the fear in them nearly breaking you down. You collapsed into his arms and he pulled you as closely as he could. "You're okay. You're safe," he whispered. "I've got you."
You turned your head just enough to look behind you towards where Mac had been standing. His body was on the floor, blood seeping from his wounds. You knew he was dead without having to go check for a pulse.
Olivia had called for the rest of the team and for a gurney for Colleen. You turned to look at the other woman. She seemed to be okay physically, but the mental and emotional trauma she'd just endured would likely be with her for the rest of her life.
Munch and Fin made it to you before the other officers did.
"What the hell happened?" Fin asked as he took in the scene.
Elliot looked up at him from his place on the floor. "Perp tried to kill (Y/N). Olivia and I both shot him."
The other detectives knew there was more to the story, but this wasn't the time to ask about it. For now, their focus was on getting everyone the hell out of the basement.
Elliot insisted you be seen by a doctor before you left, despite your many arguments. He stayed by your side until the doctor had looked you over and given you a clean bill of health.
You made Elliot take you to see Colleen before you went home. You wanted to make sure she was okay. She thanked you for saving her life and she squeezed your hand in that knowing way that other survivors always did.
You wanted to go back to work, but Elliot insisted you go home. You started to argue, but Cragen ordered you to take the rest of the day off at a minimum and he told Elliot to take you home.
The drive to your apartment was silent--neither one of you knew what to say. The events of the day had unfolded in a completely unforeseen manner and you knew it would have lasting effects on you both.
When you reached your apartment, Elliot parked the car and walked you to your door. You thanked him for taking you home, then lapsed into an awkward silence. Neither of you seemed to know what to say...or maybe you were too scared to say it.
"I thought I was going to lose you," Elliot whispered, breaking the silence.
Your breath caught in your chest and you found yourself unable to respond.
"When I saw him holding that gun to your head..." he trailed off. "And then when he let you go? I watched him turn the gun in your direction and--" he cleared his throat. "All I could think was that I was going to watch you die."
"You saved me," you whispered.
His eyes met yours. "Olivia's the one that shot him in the head."
"Before that."
He cocked his head slightly and his brow furrowed in confusion.
"You gave me the strength I needed to fight...and that saved me long before you put a bullet in him."
He wanted to reach out and touch you, but he was worried it would be unwelcome. "I'm sorry for what he did to you," he said gently.
Your eyes fluttered closed for a moment. "It's not your fault, but I appreciate it."
"Can I ask--why didn't you tell me?"
You could hear the hurt in his voice and it nearly broke your heart. "It was a time in my life I'd rather forget. I've never told anyone outside of the detectives that worked the case. I didn't want to share it with anyone...it was nice to be somewhere where no one knew what happened."
"Is that why you really left Homicide?"
You nodded.
"Where did it happen?"
"Brooklyn."
He ran his hand over his face. "I'm sorry, (Y/N)."
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you."
"You don't need to apologize for that. I would never force you to share things with me, especially something like that."
Instead of responding, you stepped towards him, wrapped your arms around him, and leaned into his chest for a hug. He wrapped his arms around you and held you tightly, almost as if he was terrified to let go. He kissed the top of your head and you cried softly into his chest.
There was so much more you wanted to explain, so much more you wanted to tell him, but you couldn't seem to find the words. You just wanted to curl up in his arms and shut out the world...but you knew you couldn't do that either.
After several minutes, you pulled away, wiping your face in embarrassment. You noticed the wet spot on his shirt and you blushed. "Sorry," you whispered.
He looked down at his shirt and shrugged. "I'm not. You're always welcome to use my shirt to dry your tears."
The way he said it made you laugh lightly, a sound that was like music to his ears. He smiled at you warmly and you met him with a softer smile.
You could tell he wanted to say something--something that was probably important--but he seemed to think better of it. "Are you gonna be okay by yourself?"
"Yeah...I'll be alright."
He nodded. "Okay. Call me if you need anything--I'll come running."
You gave him a sad smile. "I know you will."
He squeezed your hand and slowly backed away down the hall towards the elevators. He clearly didn't want to leave you and you wanted him to stay more than anything--but you knew if he did, it would change your relationship forever.
Your hand rested on the doorknob, but you couldn't get yourself to turn it and go into the apartment. You watched him as he slowly turned his back to you and walked down the hall.
For the next five seconds, you stood frozen in place. You let the events of the day wash over you and you found yourself suddenly filled with the realization that you didn't want to live without him. Somehow in the past year, he had become your best friend, your rock, your hope, and so much more. If you let him leave now, you'd regret it for the rest of your life.
Before you knew what you were doing, you took off running down the hallway.
Elliot heard your footsteps and turned around. Surprise lit up his face as he watched you racing in his direction.
Without a second thought, you launched yourself into his arms, wrapping your legs around his waist and burying your head into his neck. He held you tightly, strong arms keeping you from hitting the ground.
"Stay," you whispered against his skin.
"Look at me," he murmured.
You looked at him, tears filling your bright eyes.
"Say it again."
"Stay," you whispered with a little more force than before.
His eyes flickered from your eyes to your lips and back up to your eyes. You knew what he was silently asking and you didn't want to say no. You crashed your lips against his, the action so clearly filled with emotion.
He kissed you back with equal intensity, one of his hands sliding up your back to cup the nape of your neck. He made his way back to your apartment door, swung it open, and kicked it closed without ever separating his lips from yours.
He pressed your back up against the door as he continued to kiss you so he could lock the door. As badly as he wanted this--wanted you--safety was still on the forefront of his mind.
"Bedroom?" he asked against your neck.
"First door on the left," you answered breathlessly.
He carried you to your room and tossed you onto the bed rather gracefully. You used your elbows to lift your upper body as you watched him slowly begin to undress before you.
He unbuttoned his shirt and let it fall to the ground. He quickly rid himself of his undershirt, giving you an unobstructed view of his muscled form. You made a small sound somewhere between a groan and a moan, causing him to smirk knowingly.
"See something you like?" he teased.
"I see a whole lot that I like." You beckoned him towards you and he complied after kicking off his shoes.
He hovered over your body, caging you beneath his much larger form. "You're so beautiful," he murmured.
You felt your cheeks heat up, unused to such sweet words from men. Thankfully, he didn't expect a response from you; he simply wanted you to know. His lips brushed against yours in a soft kiss and your hands tentatively made their way to his back, feeling the warm skin beneath your palms.
Elliot's own hands began a gentle caress down the curves of your body, his lips trailing behind. He began to unbutton your shirt, then slid his hands across your stomach, coming to rest on your hips.
The moment his right hand touched your hip, you instinctively flinched away from him. He stopped what he was doing and looked up at you. Your eyes were far away and a look of discomfort clouded your face.
He pulled away from you, not wanting to do anything you weren't comfortable with. "I'm sorry," he said gently. "We can stop."
You shook your head, clearing your thoughts along with the distant look in your eyes. You focused on the man in front of you and took a deep breath. "I want this, Elliot. I really do..." you paused. "But there's something you need to know first."
He nodded, but remained silent, waiting for you to speak.
You bit your lip and looked down at the duvet cover on your bed, his gaze too intense for you in the moment. "It was a little over a year and a half ago," you began. "I was living in Brooklyn, working Homicide...I was happy."
"It was Spring," you continued. "The night breeze was cool and comforting. It brought the promise of new life..." you trailed off for a moment. "My apartment was on the third floor. It was warm, so I opened the window...I forgot to close it before I fell asleep."
You exhaled heavily before continuing, "He came into my room around midnight. I woke up with him on top of me, his hand covering my mouth, my arms tied to the headboard above my head. He was wearing a mask...I never saw his face. He put a gag into my mouth and tore my pajamas from my body."
You had to stop for a moment. The images from that night flashed through your mind, rendering you silent.
"You don't have to tell me," Elliot whispered kindly.
"I want to--I need to," you insisted. You took another deep breath. "He raped me for hours. He used a knife to cut me and he'd hit me when I struggled. Eventually, I was too weak to fight back...and I just took it. Just before he left, he used my stove to heat a metal brand...a brand he burned into the skin just above my left hip."
With shaking hands, you pulled your shirt to the side and tugged your pants down just enough so the brand was visible. "It says 'Property of MST'," you said softly.
Elliot's eyes were brimming with tears. He wanted to kill anyone who had ever hurt you...starting with this son of a bitch. Lucky for him, the man who did this to you was already dead.
"I never knew what it meant--what 'MST' stood for. Brooklyn SVU didn't have many leads and they never had a solid suspect. Since I never saw his face, I wasn't much use either." You shuddered slightly. "But I remember his voice. It lives in my nightmares and the darkest corners of my mind. I'll never forget the sound of his voice."
For the first time since you'd started, Elliot made a comment. "His voice--it changed after he grabbed you."
You nodded. "The moment I heard it, I knew who he was--but my surprise gave him the advantage and nearly cost me my life."
Elliot reached out and took your hand. You finally looked up at him and found yourself overcome with emotions.
As if he sensed it, Elliot pulled you towards him. "Come here, sweetheart. Let me hold you."
You curled up against his chest, feeling safe in his warm embrace.
"Thank you for telling me," he said softly.
"Thank you for letting me."
He kissed the top of your head. "I won't let anyone else hurt you. Never again."
You sighed. "You can't promise me that."
"Maybe not, but I'll die trying."
You pulled away from him so you could look up at his face. He looked so fiercely protective you had no doubt he would do anything for you.
You touched his face gently before pulling him towards you for a kiss. What started out as a sweet kiss quickly turned to passion.
Elliot crawled back on top of you as you began to lay back against the mattress, his lips locked onto yours. He wanted to be gentle with you, make sure you were comfortable every step of the way--make you feel safe and loved.
"Can I touch you?" he whispered.
"Please," you begged softly, your own hands coming to rest on his chest.
He didn't need to be told twice. His hands went around your waist and pulled you towards him, giving you just enough room to get your shirt off. He made quick work of your bra, tossing it to the side of the bed.
He saw the scars that littered your chest and they broke his heart. How someone could hurt you was beyond him, and he was determined to make you feel beautiful.
His lips pressed against each and every scar that he could see, along with the soft skin of your breasts and your pert nipples, eliciting soft moans of pleasure from your lips.
Elliot was the first man you'd been with since the rape and you couldn't be more glad that you waited. He was so gentle, so affectionate, so loving--so accepting.
Your hands grasped his belt buckle and you quickly tugged it loose. You unbuttoned his pants, but you were too slow for Elliot's taste. He pulled away from you just long enough to shed his pants before he was right back on top of you, lips grazing the flesh of your stomach.
When he reached the top of your pants, he looked up at you for permission. "Can I take these off?"
You nodded and lifted your hips up to assist him. As he pulled your jeans down your legs, you found yourself feeling nervous. This would be the first time anyone had seen your legs, other than your doctor, since the attack. They were riddled with scars, especially your thighs.
Elliot's heart nearly broke in half when he saw the extent of the scarring on your legs. He found himself wanting to kill the monster who did this to you yet again, but he took solace in the fact that he could never hurt you again.
He looked up at you, blue eyes filled with emotion. "You're perfect, (Y/N)," he whispered. "Absolutely perfect."
You would have argued with anyone else who said those words about you, but there was something so incredibly sincere in the way he said it that you found yourself believing him.
"Elliot, please touch me," you begged softly.
"Anything for you, baby. Anything for you."
He dipped his head down and pressed a soft kiss on the burned flesh of your upper hip where the brand marred the skin. The sweet, gentle action sent shivers up your spine and a soft sigh left your lips.
Elliot smiled against your skin as he moved downward, focusing his attention on your thighs. He kissed every inch of your skin on your left leg before moving to the right. By the time he reached your core, you were practically panting with need.
His lips grazed your mound, providing no relief to the throbbing between your legs. You lifted your hips towards his face, seeking some form of friction, but he pulled just out of reach. You let out a little frustrated groan, earning a deep chuckle from him.
"Patience, doll. I'm trying to take my time here. It's difficult enough without you taunting me with your pretty little body and those sweet noises you make."
"I've waited for so long, Elliot," you whimpered. "I just want you so badly."
He was very tempted to give in, after all, he'd been waiting even longer than you had. He'd wanted you from the moment you'd walked into the squad room a year before.
"I know, baby," he said softly as he massaged your thighs. "But if I can wait for an entire year to touch you, you can wait a few more minutes, can't you?"
You let out a grumbling sound, followed by a sigh. "I suppose that's fair," you mumbled.
He laughed lightly. Now that he'd gotten you to agree to be patient, he decided he didn't wanna wait. Without another word, he lowered his head, settled comfortably between your legs, and dove directly into your pussy with a satisfied moan.
You gasped at the pleasurable sensation and immediately reached for his hair. There wasn't much for you to grab onto, but that didn't stop you from raking your nails against his scalp.
He groaned against your pussy and pushed his face even closer while pulling your hips towards him. He was clearly enjoying the sensations you gave him, as well as the activity he was currently engaged in.
While Elliot may have been enjoying himself immensely, nothing came close to the level of pleasure you were experiencing. His lips, his tongue--his mouth--it all felt so incredible. He was quite clearly experienced and he wasn't holding back.
"Elliot," you gasped, fingers desperately trying to find purchase against the skin of his arms and shoulders. "Please--I need--" you couldn't finish your thought, but he seemed to know exactly what you needed.
He slipped two fingers into your dripping hole and began to stroke your g-spot, while continuing his delicious assault on your clit. The sounds you made were music to his ears and he started to imagine what you'd sound like when you came apart on his mouth. He needed to hear it so badly--needed to feel you clenching around him, moaning his name, gasping for breath...
He didn't have to wait long. Within minutes, you were coming apart beneath him, his name repeated like a prayer from your lips. Your hips bucked up against his face, but he held on tightly, continuing to feast on your release.
Your body quickly became overstimulated and you begged him to stop--it was just too much. He decided to have mercy on you and he came up for air with a triumphant grin on his face. His mouth and chin were shining with your juices, but you couldn't find it in yourself to be embarrassed. Not when it felt so good; not when he looked so damn proud about it.
"Com'ere handsome," you murmured softly as you reached for him.
He happily crawled up your body, placing kisses to your skin as he moved. When he reached your face, he hovered over you, eyes scanning your face--as if he was memorizing it.
You pulled him down to you and kissed him passionately. The taste of yourself on his lips was foreign, but it felt so right.
His hard length brushed up against your thigh and you were reminded he was still wearing his underwear. You offered him a little friction with the movement of your pelvis against his, eliciting a groan from deep in his throat.
You pulled his head back down to you, kissing along his jawline until you reached his ear. "Lose the underwear, babe," you whispered.
You were quite certain you'd never seen anyone move so fast in your life. You blinked and he was back on top of you, hard cock demanding attention, precum beading at the tip.
You hooked your leg around his waist and flipped him onto his back before he knew what was happening.
He chuckled lightly as he landed on his back beneath you. "Who said you could be in charge?" he teased.
You batted your eyelashes at him and smiled. "You're still in charge, baby. I'm just on top."
He had to admit, the sight of you hovering above him, looking like a goddess, was an incredible image. One he hoped would live in his memory forever.
"May I taste you?" you asked in a soft, seductive voice.
Elliot's eyes widened and he nodded slowly. He watched as you positioned yourself so your mouth was directly above his erect cock. He thought this was another image he would like to add to his collection, but when your mouth wrapped around him, every thought he'd ever had was gone in an instant.
Every movement of your tongue, your mouth, your hands, had him moaning and breathing heavily. He tangled his fingers in your hair and pulled it to the side so he could see your pretty face.
You flicked your eyes up to meet his, never ceasing your movements. His moan was loud enough to wake the neighbors--the eye contact almost making him come.
He began muttering words of encouragement, a mixture of "that's it baby" and "fuck, doll, you're doing so good". Each phrase he uttered became a little more breathless as he neared his release.
Your jaw had begun to ache, but you didn't care. You wanted to taste him, wanted to feel his hot cum shoot down your throat. You moaned around his cock at the thought, sending pleasing vibrations through his body.
"Shit--" he gasped. "I'm gonna--fuck, baby--gonna cum."
You moaned again in encouragement and flicked your eyes back up to his face. You wanted to watch him as he orgasmed.
A moment after you looked up at him, he looked down at you--making eye contact. His eyes seemed to roll into the back of his head and he leaned his head back as he came with a cry of your name.
You lowered yourself so you were taking his cock completely into your mouth and throat, allowing his seed to spill down your throat. His grip on your hair had tightened to an almost painful level, but you couldn't find it in yourself to care.
You helped him ride out his high and his grip on you lessened as he began to come down. After a few moments, his body shivered with aftershocks and he gave you a gentle tug.
"Sensitive," he gasped.
You sat up and offered him a smirk. "So how did I do?"
He laughed breathily. "Come here you delicious creature," he mumbled as he reached for you.
You settled into the crook of his arm, laying your head on his chest. He leaned forward just enough so he could kiss the top of your head.
"Best I've ever had," he whispered.
You looked up at him in surprise and disbelief, but everything about his expression told you he was serious. You blushed as you murmured a quiet "Thank you."
You settled back against his chest and he let you lay there for a few moments before rolling over and caging you beneath him. "My turn," he teased before leaning down to kiss you.
You giggled and pulled him closer, lips chasing after his hungrily. Within moments, his cock had hardened and he was ready to go another round.
You were slightly surprised when you felt his erection brush against your core--most men you'd been with were one and done kind of people.
Elliot must have seen the surprise on your face, because he said, "I can't let my girl have just one orgasm."
Your eyes widened and he laughed lightly.
"What?" he asked.
"It's just...well--I've never had more than one before," you answered honestly.
Now it was his turn to look surprised. "Never?"
You shook your head.
"It's my mission to give you at least two, preferably three or more."
"Three?" you asked incredulously. "Or more?"
He grinned. "All I need from you is permission to try."
"You absolutely have my permission," you said quickly.
You went back to kissing each other and running your hands over each other's bodies. It didn't take long for you to both be too worked up to wait any longer.
"Shit--" he mumbled. "Condom's in my wallet."
"I'm on the pill," you said breathlessly.
His eyes scanned your face for the slightest hint of discomfort, but all he saw was raw desire. "Are you sure?" he whispered.
You nodded. "Very," you breathed out. "I wanna feel you."
How could he say no to that? He groaned softly and pressed his cock up against your entrance.
Much to your surprise, you weren't nervous at all. In fact, you were excited and desperate. His cock was large--larger than you were accustomed to--and you hadn't experienced penetrative sex in over a year. But dear god, you were ready.
"Elliot, I need you," you whispered.
That was all he needed to hear. He pressed his cock up against your entrance again, but this time he kept going until he was fully sheathed inside of you.
Once he bottomed out, the two of you let out soft moans and you clung to his arms for support. He gave you a few moments to adjust before beginning to thrust.
As soon as he started to move, you understood what your friends had told you for years. They would talk about how amazing sex was--how skilled and incredible their partner was--how their partner cared about their pleasure more than his own. All of a sudden, for the first time in your life, you knew what they meant. This was what sex was supposed to be like. This was what having a loving partner felt like.
"(Y/N)," he whispered against your skin as he thrust into you. "Tell me what you need."
You weren't sure what you needed--this kind of sex was new territory for you. "I'm...I'm not sure. Just--try different things and I'll tell you."
Your enjoyment was all that mattered to him. You could have asked him to do almost anything and he would have. He was a little surprised you didn't quite know what you liked, but he was determined to find out.
Elliot shifted his position so your hips were elevated slightly and he pulled your legs up to rest against his chest. He had a feeling you would like this particular position and boy was he right.
The new angle allowed him to hit your g-spot with each thrust. You moaned loudly and grabbed the sheets as you writhed beneath him. It felt so good you could barely formulate words, let alone a coherent sentence.
"Please," you whimpered.
"Please, what, baby?"
"More," you gasped.
He smirked slightly as his hand slid between your bodies in search of your clit. When his fingers brushed against you, you let out a squeal of delight.
Elliot focused all his attention on getting a second orgasm from you. His hips never faltered and his fingers worked their magic on your clit.
You fell apart within moments, strangled cries of his name and obscenities pouring from your lips.
He continued to thrust through your orgasm and he slowly let your legs come back down around his waist. Your body shuddered beneath his and he head you tight as he moved slowly.
"You okay, sweet girl?" he whispered as he kissed your face.
"More...than...okay," you said between breaths.
"Good," he murmured. "Think you can give me one more?"
Your eyes widened. "There's--there's no way, El."
He chuckled. "Well, we'll see."
He sat back up and pulled your hips down so you were flush against him, then he twisted them so you were on your side. He pulled your left leg up against him and proceeded to thrust into you with renewed vigor.
You were surprised by the incredible feelings washing over you--you'd never felt such immense pleasure in your life. Every time Elliot switched positions, he gauged your reaction and took mental note of the ones that had you moaning the loudest and writhing against him.
He finally flipped you onto your stomach and continued fucking you from behind. Within seconds, you determined you'd found your favorite position. You could barely breathe--the pleasure was so overwhelming.
Elliot noticed too. He held your hips tightly as he thrust, desperately trying to control his own impending orgasm. He knew he was going to get a third one from you in this position, so he kept up his movements.
You were muffling your screams into the pillow and your legs had begun to shake. You couldn't explain this sensation even if your life depended on it. It was a pleasure you'd never before experienced and it threatened to drown you.
Your third orgasm slammed into you without much warning and your pussy spasmed around his cock as you came. He could barely hold back, but he wanted to see your face when he finally came.
You were beyond spent, so he gently flipped you over and slid back inside of you. He was close to his own high and he couldn't wait much longer.
"I'm close, doll--just wanna see your face," he mumbled.
You touched his cheek, pulling his face down to yours for a kiss. When your lips separated, you whispered, "Come inside me."
"You sure?" he asked tentatively.
"Please. Wanna feel you fill me up."
He groaned loudly--your words having a larger effect on him than he expected. After a few more thrusts, his hips began to stutter and his thrusts became uneven.
He gasped and grunted and moaned your name as he came, filling you up with his seed. Once he was spent, he collapsed on top of you, completely unable to move.
You wrapped your arms around him lazily, enjoying the feeling of his weight on top of you.
"Hurting you?" he mumbled.
"I like it," you whispered back.
The two of you laid like that for several moments before Elliot finally regained the strength to roll off of you. You let out a sound of disappointment at the loss of contact, but he very quickly pulled you against his chest as he laid down behind you.
You were both quite warm, but there was something so wonderfully comforting about his arms that you couldn't force yourself to pull away.
After several minutes of comfortable silence, Elliot finally spoke. "We should probably shower."
"Mhmm," you hummed in agreement.
He chuckled lightly. "How 'bout I get the shower started? Make sure it's nice and hot before I come get you."
"Mhmm," you hummed again.
He smiled and shook his head as he placed a kiss to your head. He dragged himself out of the bed and headed to the bathroom to start the shower.
After a few minutes, Elliot came back out to get you. You giggled as he scooped you up in his arms and carried you to the bathroom. He was so gentle as he helped you wash your body, his lips dancing across your wet skin as the suds washed off.
After the shower, he dried you off and escorted you back to your bed. You curled up under the covers and let out a soft, contented sigh.
You looked up at Elliot as he tugged his boxers back on. You felt a pang of worry, which must have shown on your face because Elliot spoke in a concerned tone. "Sweetheart? You okay?"
You nodded. "Do you wanna--I mean, would you--could--?"
"I'd love to stay," he said quietly, answering the question you couldn't quite get out.
The tension eased from your body and you sighed in relief. You threw the covers back and he crawled in beside you. He dragged you to him, tugging you against his chest. He kissed your forehead as you nuzzled into him.
You'd never felt quite as safe as you felt in his arms. You couldn't have even imagined feeling so comfortable with another person, let alone a man--not after all you'd been through.
That safety--that comfort--allowed you to fall asleep within minutes of curling up with Elliot.
Elliot, on the other hand, couldn't quite fall asleep yet. He was just so damn happy...he didn't want to spend another moment without you. You made life worth living, even through all the darkness you both experienced at work. But he couldn't say the words he felt in his heart--at least not yet.
Soon, he thought as his eyelids grew heavy. Soon.
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Request: Inigo Dragonov scenario where we (his darling) didn’t cave into remarrying him. (I guess this is like an alternative timeline from the original storyline). He was thinking about bankrupting our family, so aside from that, what if we also didn’t want to remarry him because we found a new lover (that even his private investigators didn’t know about). And to make it even more soap opera drama like, our new man is Inigo’s old university rival (who’s still also his company’s rival). I’m sorry…I just love these tropes/cliches. What makes it even ❤️provokingly❤️ worse is if his rival were just to see Inigo across the street one day on an outing with us and our twin babies…and just kiss the babes while pulling us into an embrace…all while keeping a long deadlock stare with Inigo. Like DUSKGSJOSLHWJJJWJ!!!!!!!!! Unleash Inigo’s full yandere potential after being forced to witness this!
Yandere! CEO! Arranged! Ex-husband x AFAB! Ex-wife! Reader
WHAT IF: You refused to marry him?
Ooh anon, you're the worst (lovingly). You really want Iñigo to suffer huh?
Once more, I'm delving into Iñigo's lore because fun fact, Rowan may be my first yandere OC, but Iñigo had a whole novel just exploring him and his actual partner, Ykaidi! (I unpublished it on Wattpad though, it's so cringe lol. Also, there's so much stuff I changed so technically, the original timeline IS an au in itself) So this will be a good creative exercise to explore his personality more.
He's one traumatized bitch.
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No?
Did you really say no?
Iñigo scoffed before tilting his head to the side, a bit bewildered.
"This..."
Words died down in his throat as he saw your resolute face.
"A-are you sure you don't want to marry me? I told you that the children needs a father figure in their life."
He somehow got a bad feeling about this. And that proved right as you gave him a soft smirk.
"They do, actually. It's not you though."
Iñigo felt his blood run cold.
His ears started to ring from the shock he received.
"You..." You have another man? That was not... Him?
How could that possibly be?! He always made sure that his private investigators would know each and every single one of the people that you spoke to back in New Zealand.
He should rethink his choices right now.
"But, Elise and Elliot needs their biological father. I am their bio father!" Iñigo yelled, his jaw ticking. But you only rolled your eyes.
"Did you think I would take into account on going back to you?!" You screamed, marching up to him and pushing him back. Your heart squeezed in pain as it pumped to accomodate the anger rising inside of you. "You neglected me. Insulted me in ways I don't even hear from my parents!"
You stomped one step, as if crushing his heart in pieces.
"Why would I come back to you?" Your voice, crackled with the pent up anger, gave a raw, intense tone of rage that echoed your beating heart. "You must think I'm stupid if I'll run to you."
Iñigo's vision swam, breathing heavily as he felt small, pressured....
Intimidated.
He never took account of you moving on and hating him to the point of getting another man. But you did. You did what he thought was impossible.
"Sweetheart... Please..." His tone was getting desperate, clawing at the seams to make sure he won't burst from the emotions he's feeling.
Iñigo is an emotional man. Yes, he may seem cold hearted and reserved, but when it comes to you, it's different.
His hand trembled, wanting to grab your hand to rest upon his cheeks and place a shackle on it.
"I'm going." You whispered before walking out of him.
~~~Two weeks later~~~
It's been hell in Iñigo's company. He's working his employees like dogs to create the best fashion company out there.
Whatever that means.
But all he knows he needs to outrank the Smith's when it comes to the Fashion influence across the world.
He needs to outrank you.
He needs to be more popular.
More rich.
More influential.
He drank another coffee, letting the coffee dribble down his chin and onto the hardwood table.
"Indigo, I think you need to take a break." Oliver said, using the nickname he's been using since he was a child. Iñigo looked up and saw Oliver holding up a mirror, reflecting how bad Iñigo looked.
"Wow, way too drive the nail further. Fuckhead." Iñigo glared at Oliver before shaking his head and standing up. "Alright. I'll go for a walk, Livi."
Iñigo went to the bathroom, fixing his appearance, shaving a bit, and adding light makeup to his face, just to hide the circles on his eyes.
Damn, he even knew how to apply makeup just to impress you, the fashion icon you are.
His tongue stung, remembering when he called you frumpy.
He got down through the elevators and walked towards the park. His steps heavy and straightforward. He ignored the stares he got, some shocked, some flirty, but he didn't mind them.
Because once he looked up to cross the street, his eyes widened seeing you and...
"Steven..?"
Steven. He knows him so well.
He's an academic rival back then in highschool and college, and now a business rival too.
He also can't believe he's now a love rival also?
Iñigo always remained victorious between them, with Steven simmering in second place.
But Steven only laughs, rolls his eyes and moves on.
He hated that part of him.
But now, it seems that Steven is leading in one aspect.
And it's you.
Steven looked around, sightseeing before landing on Iñigo.
Both froze, unsure of what to do.
But this time, Steven smirked and pulled you close, kissing your temple lovingly then scooping Elise and Elliot into his arms, laughing as they giggled in Glee.
People awed at the sight, seeing this "father" play with his children and being openly affectionate with his "wife."
The perfect family.
Iñigo feels like he's looking into the spotlight, looking into a pedestal that looked too far from his reach.
He wanted to break the hands that affectionately caressed your hips, to tear the lips that kissed your temple, to break the ankles that dared walk up to you.
He felt something crack inside him.
Sure, he won't use violence.
On you.
But, the prospect of Steven dying in his arms, torturing him for hours sounds delightful.
He finally snapped.
He's not afraid of blood, nor guts nor any of that gorey stuff.
He got his yandere side from his biological father after all, not Allastor. It was never Allastor, after all, he's a really sweet man.
He could never spawn a devil in hiding.
And, as Iñigo walk away to buy the necessary items to torture Steven, he smirked.
"Business be damned. I'm taking what's mine."
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ELLIOT SPENCER from LEVERAGE
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JUSTIFICATION:
"If I had a dollar for every trans woman I know who enlisted in the military to "man up" and deny her womanhood, I would have around $8, so it's kind of a thing.
As for Eliot, she left home at 18 to join the military and the proceeded to become the most violent, hypermasculine Oklahoman one can picture, living a total commitment to violence — until she learns to cook, which is how she learns that her hands are for more than killing.
Over the 5 original seasons of Leverage, she opens up and becomes the protector of a found family of 5. She's Nate Ford's attack dog at times, but she also learns softness and opens her heart. She redefines herself from killer to hero. She becomes so undeniably one of the good guys and she almost glows with it — but not quite. She has a lot of things she refuses to discuss, much less forgive herself for.
There's a good scene where she and her teammate, Parker, are stuck in a crevasse and she has a great "We're not like our friends" monologue where she talks about the situational ethics of fringe situations and surviving extremes.
She went like 40 years without talking to her adoptive father, to say nothing of her biological parents.
This girl deserves a pink flannel shirt and a backing band for her to perform "I feel like a woman," but maybe being told she's beautiful and she's allowed to be a woman would go a long way to helping her love herself." - @finalgirl-nihilbliss
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If you saw my last post - then you'll understand why I'm making this one!! Plus I'm showing off the amazing art by my friend Nere - I'm here to explain all my Next Gen's partners!! (Pearl and Kid's partners will just have to be explained later though.... sorry Kin and Otto.) I've added the chart again so you know the names of everyone in case for some reason it got confusing.. anyway!! ~ "Glitch, what did you mean in that last post that you couldn't have Guy and Darwin together?" ... welp I guess now's a good time to introduce the Next Gen's partners!! Starting with Pig. (Pig in a blanket Dog). If you remember in the show Guy said he was "born attached to his two brothers" - yeah. Echo and I have named them "Hot Dog Dude" and "Hot Dog Man". Dude ended up with a teen pregnancy (17, same age as Gum) which resulted in Pig being born. But Dude wasn't the best parent and didn't really want the responsibility.. so Guy stepped up. Ends becoming more of a father to his nephew than Dude ever was. Guy even legally adopts Pig at some point, and Pig sees Dude as more of an 'uncle' instead. (I'm sure that's confusing but idk man, it is what it is.) Anywaysss - Pig ends up with Zipper!! ("Childhood friends to Lovers” trope). Very sappy and in love!! The reason I didn't wanna put Guy with Darwin is because well.. Zip is Darwin's nephew. Wouldn't it be odd if your uncle is dating your boyfriend's dad...? ("Glitch, Guy isn't biologically Pig's dad though?" - I know, but it's.. the principal.. okay???) So I figured it's just easier to keep Guy and Dar as good friends. (I say all this as if there isn't confusing stuff later.. I'LL GET TO IT.) - Moving on; Leonard (Lenny) is obviously; Larry and Karen's son! (I did make a post recently saying that Larry is also married to Small, yep that's still true. Go read that post if you're confused though. Lenny ends up with Cas!! ("Friends to Lovers" trope. Yes all the GR kids have a 'romance trope' with their relationships cause I think it's fun!) -
Continuing down the line - Cosette ends up with Wessley. He is just an Oc with OC parents. Isn't a next gen of anyone in canon so there's not much to explain there. (their 'trope' is the "Coffee Shop Romance" btw!) I don't have much to say about them other than I love them!! (I love all my next gen ships.)
- Nezt up is Elliot who ends up with a boy named Rodney (Rod)! He is the son of "Shooting Star" (which I just say at this point is his name. Another Hot Dog Guy situation lol) As for Rodney's mom? She was an anonymous surrogate. I know who she is (yes it's another bg character, I'm sure you could figure out which one.) Rod plays a pivotal role in Eli's life, and ironically their 'trope' is "Second Chances''. They go through trials and errors but work though it <33 - Aaaaand finally for the twins; Roe ends up with Nimble and Rem ends up with a girl named Lei! Nimble is a fictional lizard/gator thing, a species I made up and still don't have a name for :') Nim was an orphan but eventually adopted by some of Cas' classmates (who, are adults at this point and are Oc's so no canon characters again.) Roe and Nim are the classic "Enimies to Lover's" trope - just like GumRob! Nim was Roe's 'nemesis' (it was more of a one sided thing. Roe hated Nim way more than Nim could ever hate Roe LMAO). Took Roe a while to even ADMIT he had any feelings for Nim. (Of course the whole fam teased him about it.) -
Rem ends up with Lei - the daughter of Chi Chi and LeXing. ("Who's LeXing?" - does Miracle Star sound familiar? If not, Miracle Star was the carbon copy of TAWoG which then inspired the "Copycats" episode that Chi Chi starred in.) Yeah, Chi Chi wasn't happy to hear his daughter was with a Watterson so their 'trope' is "Forbidden Lovers" but that's a much more dramatic title. Chi Chi was not happy in the slightest.. but it wasn't like he didn't allow them to date, ya know? - I hope this gives some insight on these guys ;v; and PLEASE go check out my friend Nere, the one who drew the 6 images of all the GR kids and their partners <33
(I might add more later)
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Dbd Killers as Nicknames my friends and I use in game
A/N: because i think. I only have like one thing posted for dbd. These are the Male Killers!
Tw:maybe cursing? None? Slight sexualization of certain killers?
Genre:headcanons? Or written like headcanons at least
Wc: maybe 3+ for each killer?
The Trapper/Evan Macmillan
Has no nickname
Is just "the trapper"
Always said in a panic tho
Is usually called a "stupid stupid man"
The Clown/Jeffrey Hawk
"Oh it's *imitation of him coughing*"
His nickname is just us coughing in gross ways
Also "you absolute baboon" by when we're upset
The Ghostface/Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson
My boyfriend
I exclusively call him this
Everyone else says "oh no your boyfriend is here"
Or we call him Ghost-a Fa-che in really bad italian accents
The Executioner/Pyramid Head
Conehead
Forgot the word pyramid
Also trianglehead
Usually proceeded or followed by "ewwwwww why is he sludging up the place????"
The Twins/Victor Deshayes
Ugly little baby
We forgot that he is not really a baby
We also call him Viktor Vector
Usually followed by "kill her little baby"
Or "stomp on himmmmm"
Then "yeah that's what you get you ugly baby"
The Mastermind/Albert Wesker
Lil Kitty Meow Meow
Bc I accidentally called him whisker
And that reminded me of the Lil kitty meow meow meme
Is usually followed by his "urgh" when he does the dashy thing
The Nemesis/Nemesis
Nemesussy
It was a slip of the tongue that stuck
I also call him Thanos half the time
I forget his name and panic
Then call him Thanos because big purple man
Usually proceeded by "oh god it's Thanos I can see his stupid little zombies"
The Doctor/Herman Carter
Has no nickname but is usually called out by saying "sorry I can't talk right now he's ELECTROCUTING ME"
followed by imitations of his laugh
The Legion/Frank&Joey
I do not know how to write this
It's literally just The Legion but pronounced with a very bad French accent
Also Franklin or Frankie-boy
And Josepher and "which one is this one again"
The Trickster/Jiwoon Hak
We either call him Trickster
Or Jungkook from Bts(yes this whole thing)
Is usually followed by "bob and weave and bob and weave"
Or is followed by "please dont kamsahamnida me"
The Wraith/ Phillip Ojomo
Bing Bong
Because when he hits his little thing it goes Bing Bong
Usually proceeded by "oh god" and "please don't be bingbong"
Usually followed by "oh god where did he go"
The Hillbilly/ Max Thompson Jr
We just call him by Max
I usually call him Maxie-poo
Cute
The Cannibal/ Bubba Sawyer
Like Max we just call Bubba by Bubba
Bubba is a cute nickname in of itself
The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka
Onigiri
Because I said "Oni? Like onigiri?"
Followed by screaming or "someone stop him he's eating my blood"
The Deathslinger/Caleb Quinn
Rootie tootie mcshooty shooty
Because it's funny
Also sometimes call him the hashslinger
Or hashslinging slashed
From spongebob because we again forgot his name
The Shape/Michael Myers
Miku Miku
Because I panicked when I saw him and could not speak or remember his name for the life of me
Usually followed by "oh god this is gonna be a bad match"
Also followed by singing the song but only by saying Bing and bong.
The Nightmare/Freddy Kreuger
"Ew its stupid what's his face....sleepytime....nightnight"
Has no real nickname because we're not happy to see him
"Why is there blood coming out of this...oh."
"Haha your neck is bent weird"
The Blight/Talbot Grimes
Incoherent screaming
Literally it's "uhhhh HA HUHHHH WHA HELP"
Followed by "why is he so fast?"
Or is called speedy Gonzales or Sonic
The Knight/Tarhos Kovács
I have accidentally called him the borgo
We also just call him the knight or just scream
The Cenobite/Elliot Spencer
Pinhead
I find it funny that that is an actual name for him
Because we usually call him that
The Demogorgon(?)
Or "stupid pinhead" but you get the gist
Also BabyBox
Bad doggie
He is a dog that is bad because he keeps biting me with his weird little face
The Dredge(?)
Is this thing a male? Idk but it counts
Again we are bad at remembering names
Half the time he is called the sludge
Usually followed by "why is it nighttime"
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I listened to Vincent and Sam’s recent audio and here’s my favourite personal comments/thoughts! (We need Elliot and some blues clues shit right now man 😭)
“He’s tying up some loose ends.” I’M SORRY?? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN NOW??
Also Sam sounds rather pissed and I’m just a tad scared.  
“Do we think those “loose ends” will still have a pulse by the time he’s done with them?” Probably not. Realistically not. 
Vincent sounds so disbelieving?? I MEAN I WOULD BE TOO???
“I’m not even exactly sure where he went.” Porter don’t you dare ghost treasure. PORTER DON’T YOU DARE GHOST TREASURE.
Again on, The Shaw pack needs a fucking break 🙌
I bet Vincent is FUMING or right now. Imagine you were mingling with someone who had a hand in something that legitimately killed a thousand people, and your lover. 
No bc i get it, Vincent must be like so fucking conflicted. I FUCKING KNEW WHEN VINCENT SAID HE WAS "GONNA FOCUS ON THE GOOD" IN THE PORTER AND VINCENT MEETING VIDEO SOMETHING WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 
I mean i wouldn’t call them “his lover” but go on. 
“His moral compass has never pointed true north.” Amen, Now on that note, I’d like to reinstate on how Treasure should run. 
“-And were gearin’ up for somethin’ else.” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??
Yeah Vincent stay positive 💪 
CloseKnit = Hydra confirmed 
HUH WHAT FUCKING SCANDAL AND RAID??? Bro.. HUH
I imagine a lego tower with like “House of Bennet” stuck on it crumbling down in Lego Movie style.
“We’re about to get our hands a lot dirtier then.” If you can listen closely, you can hear Vincent’s eyes darkening, his character development and trauma tingling.
“No secondhand go-betweens, no twisted game of telephone.” I love the way he said that, Like yes drop them bars Princey ‼
URGH I LOVE THE WAY THE BOTH ASK EACH OTHER IF THEY’RE BOTH OK WITH IT UIEKJK
“They’ve shown incompetent they can be.” Sweetheart’s kicking the ground right now.
I have a question, Has nobody followed up on Elliot??? I know he reported it after the Inversion and how he got brushed off bc yk it was the INVERSION. BUT It’s been TWO FUCKING YEARS?? Realistically he’d be one of the best leads on CloseKnit, He has a basic understanding how powerful CloseKnit is and how they operate. Can we get a lil circle back to him please 😭 
“I’m not Porter, I won’t just do something because it’s what’s ordered of me, whether I agree with it or not. That’s not how I operate.” DAMN SAM DAMN
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The next couple of lines are just things Sam said that I find really interesting…
“But that’s a dangerous precedent. We all know what growing power can do to a person with good intentions.” 
“-”Messy realities” of being in his House, Since we never wanted to be in it in the first place, and that choice was taken from us.” 
“But it’s also convenient that he kept all of this from the two people who were most likely to have a problem with what he’s doing.”
 “-To only trusted in people who voice any opposition to it, and well just do as ordered without question.”
“I need answers on those things.” 
“I appreciate you see me on that same level, deservin’ that same trust from him. But in a lot of ways, William’s old school.”
“I’m not his progeny. I haven’t been around as long as you or Alexis, He didn’t take me under his wing, like he did Porter. He’s always been kind to me, Set me up with a home and with work, and I'm grateful for that.” (I can’t tell if Sam said fringe or friend next, but If it is friend, then Porter and Sam feel the same way, which is an interesting take on how they both feel.)
“I believe that feels that he owes you an explanation, I don’t know if he’ll think that he owes me one.”
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REAL VINCENT PREACH MAN, WILL NEEDS TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ‼
“Glorified Press Release” I want that framed on my wall.
Vincent has developed SO MUCH within these two years it’s crazy.
HUH DARLIN’??? WDYM DARLIN’????
Vincent wants like a guard dog or smth?? Or is he gonna use the guilt trip/ threaten type shit, Like,“Look who you put in danger, a member of the Shaw Pack! Tell me what’s gonna happen from now on or the Shaw Pack will cut ties with you 😇”
Hey on the bright side, Hendral Wyrdsmythe is coming BACKKKK 💕
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echo-goes-mmm · 6 months
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Divine Intervention AU #9
Masterpost
Previous
Next
Warnings: none
Ambrose had transformed his fabric front door into a solid wooden one, and in hindsight that was a mistake. It was juicy bait to his more… nosy neighbors. 
“Ambrose!” called Emry from the door. “Open up, kiddo! We haven’t seen you in weeks!”
Ambrose sighed. He opened the door to find both Emry and Mael on his doorstep. Emry threw his arms around Ambrose. Okay, he couldn’t turn down one of Emry’s hugs. They were just so nice.
“It’s been a week, if that. And you’re not that much older than me.” 
“Oh, Ambrose,” said Mael, smiling. “You’re never going to win that one.”
“Mhm. What brings you both to visit?”
Emry grinned. “I heard you brought home a friend. Can I meet him? I brought a present!” He procured a stuffed mouse toy from his pocket.
“Emry, did you think I got a cat?” laughed Ambrose. Emry pouted.
“Well, Cato wasn’t really specific.”
“Does that mean I won?” interrupted Mael. He held up his hand, which had a dog chew in the shape of a bone. “I totally called it.”
“No way! Ambrose is totally a cat person,” argued Emry.
“Well, both of you are wrong. Elliot is a mortal. And yes, you can meet him, but he’s skittish, so tone it down a little. And no weapons!” Mael vanished his sword.
He led them inside, where Elliot was working on a jigsaw puzzle. He looked up at them, startled.
“Pet, this is Mael-” Mael waved- “and this is Emry. They’re friends of mine.”
“Well hi there, kiddo!” 
“Um. Hello.”
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The two gods, Mael and Emry, looked very different from Cato and Ambrose. Their eyes were a normal brown and so was their hair. Mael was muscular and toned, and he looked like one of those old statues in his white and red toga. 
Emry was short for a god, and was the opposite of lean and lanky. He also wore a toga, but his was powder blue and he had freckles all over. 
Elliot wasn’t sure about Mael, but he immediately liked Emry. 
“I’m going to make some tea,” said Ambrose. He disappeared into the kitchen, leaving him alone with the others. Uh oh.
“So,” said Mael, flopping down on the couch. “Where ya from?”
“Uh. Azoth, sir,” He made a face.
“Don’t be rude, Mael,” Emry chastised. “I’m sure it’s a very nice place.”
“It’s a slaver’s country, Emry.”
“Oh.” 
Emry sat on the nearest armchair. “How did you meet Ambrose?”
“I was about to be sacrificed on his altar, and he didn’t want me to die.” 
“Oh.”
They lapsed into silence. 
“So do you like living here?” asked Mael.
“Yes. It’s very nice. I like the koi pond,” he said.
“Oh!” exclaimed Mael, “I conjured that. The fountain took a bit of work but I think I blended the stone in well. What do you think of the colors on the fish? I picked the color pallet from mortal fish of course-” Mael went on about the fish as Ambrose brought in the tea.
“He can go on for hours,” stage-whispered Ambrose. Emry snorted into his cup.
“Hey!” said Mael, in what was clearly mock-offense. “He brought it up.”
“It’s a very nice pond, sir. And the fish are very pretty.”
Mael beamed. “At least someone appreciates what I do.”
“We all love your creations, hun,” said Emry. He turned to Elliot. “I’m glad you’re here. It’s nice to see Ambrose making new friends.”
Ambrose sputtered. “I have plenty of friends!”
“I didn’t mean that,” said Emry, “just that you don’t branch out much. You don’t see the gods outside our little villa very often, and you restrict yourself to the people who come to your temple.” Ambrose frowned.
 “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” he added.
“Nice save, Emry,” said Mael, dryly.
They chatted over his head for a while, and they did include him in conversation, but Elliot just wanted to do the puzzle Ambrose had gotten him. But he was polite, and soon enough Master Ambrose’s friends left.
Master poured himself another cup of tea, and sat quietly for a while as Elliot worked on the puzzle.
“What are you thinking about?” said Ambrose.
“Not much,” he said. But there was something Emry had said that stuck in his mind. He called the place they were living in a “little villa”. And there were even more gods outside of it. He shuddered at the thought. If Ambrose didn’t know all of them, like Emry said, there was nothing between him and getting snatched up.
“Master?”
“Hm?” 
“Could… could I have a collar?” Please say yes, he thought. Master Ambrose put down the teacup. Bad sign.
“Why would you want a collar?” Master uncrossed his ankles, leaning towards him.
“I- I just.” He took a deep breath. “Um. There’s a lot of people around.” He fidgeted with the puzzle pieces. 
“Do you feel unsafe?” asked Ambrose.
“A little,” he admitted. “Not everybody knows I’m yours.”
Master hummed. “And will a collar help you feel safe?”
Was this a trick question?
“I think so? I could take it off if- if it doesn’t work.”
“Well… I suppose I did promise you could wear whatever you wanted. If you want a collar, I’ll get you one.”
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Ambrose thought it over. He wouldn’t go back on his word, it wouldn’t be fair. Some part of him worried what the others might think, but fuck it. They knew Ambrose better than anyone, and Cato probably already knew he was Elliot’s Master. He overheard Elliot tell Mael and Emry that he was both a sacrifice and from a slaver’s country. It didn’t take a genius to guess what that meant.
No one would think poorly of Ambrose if Elliot started wearing a collar. And aside from Mael, his brother Maelys, or maybe Valerian, no one would comment on it. 
If Elliot wanted a collar, Ambrose would get him the best damn collar he could conjure.
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It took a few tries to get it right, but Ambrose was confident Elliot would like it. Soft black leather with a fur lining, it would be comfortable. He made the brass buckle as lightweight as possible, and there was a brass o-ring in front. It was a collar, after all.
 He did take the liberty of making the stitching a burnt yellow, so it would blend better with the black. Yellow was his color, and with the serpent sigil carved into the leather, no one could claim they didn’t know Elliot was under his care.
Hopefully it would help Elliot feel protected.
“Treasure,” he called, before stepping into the room, “I got you a present.”
Elliot looked up from his bowl of pasta. His eyes focused in on the leather in Ambrose’s hand. He put down the fork.
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“Is that for me? Really?” he whispered. 
“Of course.” Ambrose sat in the chair next to him. Elliot looked closely at it. A snake was carved into the side, and it was so pretty. Intricate and detailed, he could see each scale, and the brass of the ring and buckle was so shiny. Master looped the leather around Elliot’s neck. It was so soft on the inside. Master Ambrose’s fingers brushed the nape of his neck as he fastened the collar.
“How is it?” he asked. He slipped two fingers underneath to test the fit. “Not too tight?”
“It’s perfect, Master. Thank you.”
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cheesecake-beech · 11 months
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Imagine Vicious 6 favorite Sanrio character
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UH YES FREAKING PLEASE
sorry I went kinda crazy on this KJFGKDFAHHDKSJ
IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME THAT LONG TO MAKE THESE ONLY LIKE- 1pm-10pm TODAY TO GET ALL THESE DONE I WAS FREAKING FOCUSED ON DRAWING THESE LMAO Bro I was so inspired THIS WAS SO FUN TO DRAW LOL
ANYWAY, VICIOUS 6 SANRIO BUDDIES???
Wild Knuckles - Bad Badtz-Maru & Pochacco
Old man is tasked with taking care of a dog and a penguin, dog is like a good doggo son to old man, meanwhile penguin is a troublemaker for old man. (something he's all too familiar dealing with skadjak.)
Badtz-Maru probably makes is a pain in the ass to look after him.
probably skateboarding everywhere inside his house, screeching his guitar just to be annoying
when he tries to give them food or sumthin, he probably does that spoon thing where you flick it and it just ZOOOOM DFSHFKHSDJ
Meanwhile Pochacco is just a good boy.
He plays outside, but he's polite about it. He has nice manners.
Oh and he takes naps on his couch.
Badtz also probably does a freaking kick-flip over the wall because he's bored and wants to go do something else, or to also just inconvenience Knuckles 💀, grampa YOINKS doggo from his nap (because obviously he can't just leave him at home by himself) then books it after him.
Belle Bottom - Kuromi & Chococat
They are the moment. Belle probably likes Kuromi because of her fashion sense and her slayness,
and Chococat, probably thought he was cute and now he's her little buddy. Probably just sits in her hair or on the desk when she's at the lair doing work n stuff.
Belle takes them shopping, because yes.
Jean Clawed - Keroppi & Minna No Tabo
He just accidentally got stuck with watching both of them
The little boy suddenly grabbed onto him and he was trying to shake him off his leg, because who the heck let a tiny kid into the lair. Then all of a sudden a frog fell from the top shelf so he caught him with his claw.
Keroppi didn't like seeing the giant claw hand all that much.
Especially being inside of it.
Minna no tabo just waddled into the base and thought he looked cool.
Jean is kinda freaking out when there's a frog boy crying freaking out and he's unsure what to do with the kid on his leg.
Svengeance - Pompompurin
COME ON- GOLDEN RETREIVER FOR GOLDEN RETIEVER BOY? AUDDHFSHJFHDK IT'S JUST TO GOOD
Sven absolutely loves him and will protect him and loves how squishy he is.
Pompom likes everyone, he sees big guy and sees big guy as friend, he also has similar colour hair! Besties!
Stronghold - Hangyodon
He likes how this guy looks, he thinks he looks funny so he grabbed him and put him on his shoulder.
Hangyodon was just like "k" he doesn't mind, he also thinks he looks cool.
Plus he also likes sitting on his shoulder while walking around.
Hangyodon and do or say anything and it'll probably make Stronghold laugh just because of how silly he looks to him.
Nunchuck - Corocorokuririn
Don't ask
She believes he will make great company as a evil companion in all her crimes.
He's just there.
EXTRA UNDER THE CUT!
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Valerie - My Melody & Hello Kitty
She would spoil them, she would take them everywhere. GIRLS' DAY OUTTT
She would TREAT THESE BABIES to EVERYTHING.
SLAY all DAY
Take them out for sweet treats and other stuff, like everythings on her.
ONCE MELODY AND KITTY MENTION KUROMI AND MIMMY YOU BET YOUR ASS SHE'S ALSO GOING TO INSIST THESE GIRLS BUY THINGS FOR THEM dskjdhfdsafgkd
She finds them SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS
Like she looks calm but on the inside she's dying from cuteness
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Alan - Marumofubiyori (Moppu)
Alan would've probably accidentally picked them up like "Ayo who tf is this and where did they even come from" and when Moppu suddenly just, falls asleep, Alan would probably just awkwardly start holding him unsure about what to do.
But he'd just sit down and let Moppu sleep, then after a while he'd also probably fall asleep as well, because he also probably needs a nap dshfsfafhdfkdj
They both snore lol
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Elliot - My Sweet Piano & Cinnamoroll
OH YEAH, BBY ELLIOT LOVES BABIES??
Bro would be dying and sobbing from how cute they are
Cinnamoroll probably just flies around his house while Piano puts flowers around to decorate.
I wouldn't be surprised if how Cinnamo and Elliot met is if Elliot was just washing dishes and Cinnamoroll just flew in through the window and into his face.
Claude - Tuxedo Sam Tako - Strawberry King Claudia - Pippo
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smileyfroggyz · 9 days
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about us!!!
heyyy!
we're a system who use he/him collectively!
our host is elliot, he/it, nonbinary, sapphic, asexual, cat therian, and scene kid!!!
our co-host is beef (weird name ik), xe/it, transmasc, mlm :D
bodily a minor. 18+ can interact but please dont message us, and keep ur interaction limited.
pls note we all have horrible social anxiety so we often dont respond to messages.
crow's sideblog can be found here! (it's primarily about being objectum)
TAG SYSTEM BELOW DNI AND BYF
DNI/BYF
dni:
basic dni criteria
people who use the term delulu
anti-systems
pro-endos (neutrals are fine)
fakeclaimers and reality checkers
anti-self dx
anti-agere
proshipper
nsfw blogs
anti-furrys + anti-otherkin
(we also just block if we dont like u)
byf:
current hyperfixation: chonny jash
we are very mentally ill and take frequent breaks without warning
we are obsessed with horror and will reblog horror-related content (will add trigger warnings)
tonetags aren't required but appreciated
we deal with delusions. please don't reality check us, but do hold us accountable if we say something messed up
as a result of our delusions, we often won't tag things as unreality, because we are unaware of it.
we are literally a dog /srs
we have horrible grammar, and some of us use typing quirks, but will translate when requested
we are posic and objectum so uhhhh yes
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ionlydrinkhotwater · 8 months
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"the dogs proved to be all right after all—Culaine was Elliot’s favorite."
"Come here, Culaine,” said Elliot, and when both dogs shuffled over across the bedclothes to be patted, Elliot pushed Cavall gently away. “Not you. Culaine’s my favorite.” Luke sat up. His blond hair was sticking straight up: he looked like an offended dandelion. “They’re both good dogs. You can’t have a favorite.” “Of course I can, loser,” said Elliot. “I’m very judgmental.”
"Serene climbed up on the bed as well, and entered into an argument with Elliot about which was the finer dog. Serene thought Cavall was the best at hunting: Elliot was firm in his conviction that he did not care."
"One of Luke’s dogs, Culaine, came racing through the sunny dust toward him. Elliot knelt down and fondled his ears. “Hey,” he said. “Do you remember me?” Culaine tried to lick his face, which seemed very familiar and indicated to Elliot that he did. “I think you must be unusually intelligent for a canine,” Elliot observed. “Who’s unusually intelligent for a canine? Is it you? Yes you are!” He patted his head a final time and stood up, looking around a bit warily to see if anyone had seen him being silly with a dumb animal. But there was nobody there, and Culaine danced at his heels all the way to the Sunborn tower."
"Culaine barked once, a quick warning, and Elliot looked over to see Adam and Neal Sunborn at the door, watching them."
"Culaine came to his arms with a soft whine, butting against Elliot’s chest for praise and petting. “And also, Culaine is a hero!”
"Culaine whined and tried to lick the tears off Elliot’s face"
Elliot and Culaine being the best of Buds 🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️
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roachleakage · 11 months
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On Crackpots and Crack Theories
I'll be happy to admit, I didn't share most of the "supporting evidence" in The Story of Atlantis and the Lost Lemuria because I do not have the expertise to debunk many of the claims they're making. I'm not an occultist or a historian, I'm a guy who likes to read horror fiction. However, I do know a couple of things about sussing out crackpot theories, so I figured I would share some of the tells that let me know this book is full of shit.
1: Crackpots make extremely grandiose claims.
Most scientific theories are not what you'd call earth-shattering. Important, yes, but not the kind of thing that would upend your entire understanding of history, the universe, whathaveyou. When exceptions arise in actual science, they're met with surprise from everyone, often including the scientists who made the discovery in question.
Crackpots, on the other hand, are nearly always trying to start a revolution. They might claim to have discovered some heretofore unfamiliar (yet fantastically effective!) form of medicine, an incredible facet of history that will change how we understand civilization, whathaveyou. In the preface to The Secret of Atlantis and the Lost Lemuria, A.P. Sinnett claims that the idea of Atlantis is the missing key to understanding history; that, indeed, it is impossible to understand how humans spread and diversified if you don't take their information into account.
2: They are overconfident in their "findings".
As I said before, real science usually involves very few revolutions. So when an actual scientist makes a discovery that seems to Change Everything, the very first thing they are going to do is try to disprove it. And then, usually, try to disprove it again. Because if your results seem to upend everything that has been observed up to this point, the problem is most likely on your end.
Crackpots do not want to disprove their theories. They don't even want to test them, and avoid actual peer review like a vampire avoids sunlight. Instead, they release their ideas through avenues that they know won't earn them too many questions, such as ordinary book publishers, non-scientific magazines, or TV and radio. They might claim that they were forced to these outlets by mainstream science trying to "suppress" their theories - which is a sure clue that their ideas don't stand up to scrutiny.
3: Their "mountains of evidence" are piles of straw.
As you might imagine, building evidence to support a theory can be tough work. It usually involves a lot of experiments, studies, peer review, more studies, and of course, cross-referencing your findings with fellow scientists to rule out other explanations for what you've seen. And the bigger your theory, the more work and rigor it's going to take.
Crackpots skip all that, and instead scavenge the work of other scientists for any bit of information they think serves their purpose, no matter how disparate or irrelevant. For example, W. Scott-Elliot has pointed to the discovery of underwater volcanoes and significant volcanic activity in the Atlantic as evidence that a continent existed there and was destroyed by calamity, despite the fact that the presence of volcanoes does not prove a continent any more than the presence of dog shit proves there is grass underneath. Similarly, the (supposed) existence of portraits of Black people in Central America does not prove that those people were Atlantean, as the book claims.
He also points to several alleged parallels between different cultures around the globe. While I cannot speak to the extent that any of these may be true, what I did notice is that they are all divorced from any surrounding context that might explain the similarities or reveal them to be less close than Scott-Elliot is claiming. Of course it sounds impressive when you claim that several Central American cultures have practices that neatly echo Christianity, but even if we assume that much is true, what did these practices actually look like? Did they really serve the same exact purpose as similar Christian practices? We are never given the details that might answer these questions, just the vague claim that they are totally the same, you guys.
Additionally, many of the similarities they cite occur between completely different sets of cultures - raising the question of whether they should even be viewed as related in the first place.
4: They frequently appeal to ignorance and speculation.
Crackpots love to use supposed gaps in current knowledge as evidence that their theory is correct. For example, Scott-Elliot claims that we don't know how people successfully brought bananas from the Old World to Central America, and points to a German botanist (notably not an archaeologist or other expert on the subject of human travel) who concluded that they must have been transported prior to the current Ice Age by "civilized man".
The thing is, the existence of a mystery that your theory might potentially solve isn't proof that your theory is correct, especially when it is so elaborately detailed (the claims of "root races" and so forth) and covers such a broad swath of alleged history that it can easily take credit for any random coincidence in the world. Additionally, the idle speculation of one racist botanist does not prove in any sense that there is no other way bananas could have traveled.
5: One or more of their major tenets has already been disproven.
Even if 99% of the claims in this book were correct as written, there is no possible way that it could prove that a continent called Atlantis really existed between America and Europe. Why?
Firstly, because Plato made Atlantis up. He explicitly said as much in the story where he introduced the concept. It was never real, it was an elaborate metaphor created for the sake of a thought experiment.
And secondly, because geological records have already shown us how the continents got to their current shapes and positions - and it makes much more sense than the placement of an entire continent between Europe and America that was sunk into the ocean by natural disasters, especially when you factor into the shit that the Atlantis theory doesn't explain. Now, in all fairness to Scott-Elliot, the concept of Pangaea wouldn't be formed for nearly 20 years after this was published, but now that we do have that information, we can safely consider the sunken continent hypothesis to be bunk.
So that, in a nutshell, is how to debunk crackpots when you have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. You're generally going to run into at least a couple of these red flags, but it also pays to just keep your critical thinking hat on and ask yourself if the claims you're reading really sound all that reasonable compared to anything you might already know about the subject in question. Research helps too, but in this case, since the text handily disproved itself, I couldn't be assed.
That's all, see you later!
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brokenolivejar · 3 months
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★introduction for realsies★
Main op goes by Emerald or Dimitri no pref
Non binary trans masc (they/xe prns okay with he/him)
On the aroace spectrum sapphic
I have ADHD and DID and 70 other diseases
I'm also physically disabled and I use a cane or forearm crutches!
What I do here is just reblog things I find funny or my interests
And I draw!! I'm an artist's and yes my comms are open! Here's the link!
Main fandoms you'll see from me are
★ Ocs or OC stories ect
★ Lego monkie kid
★ one piece
★ dorohedoro
★ madoka magica
★ pokemon
★ digimon
★ monster hunter
★ Danganronpa
★ black butler
★ pirates or anything history/anthropology related things
★ homestuck
★ mlp
★ wings of fire
★ hunter x hunter
★ ddlc
And more and other niche interests
I also have other blogs such such as the animalized ddlc ask blogs @monisayoyuri
My comic series krc @kamisreigningchampions
And a couple other daily merge accounts mostly for homestuck
Other socials are
Instagram - brokenolivejars and gardentoreador and gempirates for specifically my alters art
Tiktok - brokenolivejar
Twitter/X - brokenolivejar
Bluesky - brokenolivejar
Discord - won't give that one out bc yeah maybe I'll give some discord servers that are public if u ask nicely
I'll also be focusing pretty bad on some AU's
Church of Sacrilege (CoS) - merged au with blondeaxolotl/axolotlblondie - fandoms are black butler, Danganronpa (but really it's just my ocs), lmk, ddlc - au is set in 476 AD aka the right before slash during renaissance era or right after the fall of the roman empire based off the religious trauma and church abuse back then
Era of piracy(pirate au) - basically just a 16-17th century pirate au for Danganronpa a project I plan to turn into a zine and I'm pretty much vanishing from the dr fandom at this point. but may turn it later on to lmk and ocs
MLP au - just an au where I MLPify fandoms I enjoy and make it darker
Beastars au - same with the MLP au
Kamis reigning champions (krc au) - basically same with the previous 2 but with my OC series which is based off of futile era japan in a weird way
Animalized au - basically the other previous 3 but I turn them all into anthropomorphic animals or feral/quadrupedal animals (that's not just cats and dogs)
Planet V for all (PVA) - not really an au more of like the universe where I steal dr characters and make them my ocs
⚠️⚠️Fair warnings for my blog⚠️⚠️
- I swear :(
- blood and occasional nudity (NOT porn yucky)
- I touch weird topics such as trauma with like SA or religious trauma
- idk that's it for now
About my system under the cut!
My system is called the gem/geo pirates or the brokenolivejar
I know people have those keep records oh their system websites and what not I unfortunately don't apologies! But most of my alters sigh their posts with - [insert their name] and their associated emoji]
But they also do art now and then! Though I'm the host and I front the most
Here's the list!
Emerald - 🐐
Kiro - 🌺
Elliot - 🦅
Octavia - ☔️
Syo/toko - ✂️
Betty - 🗿
Karma - 🦴
Himiko/Sylvie - ✨
Tenko/eshe - 💣
Beam - 🦈
Angie - 🐚
Gonta/Alois - 🪲
Kiibo - ⚡️
Kirumi/anfisa - 🕸️
Luffy - 🍖
Robin - 🪷
Zoro - ⚔️
Yamato - 🐉
Vivi - 💙
Ryoma/drago - 🎾
Izzy - 🐞
Ken - 🐝
Akihiro - 💵
Grell - 🪚
Mikan - 🩹
Chihiro/guo - 🕹️
Jataro - 🪝
Shizuku - 🦷
Rei - 👾
Taro - 🐊
Cavendish - 🥄
Ebisu - 💀
Lefty - 🐻
Kaito - 🪐
Shiver - 🪭
Frye - 🦑
Pearl - 🫧
Ussop - 🥽
Jimbe - 🐋
Yuuri - 🔪
Pidge/Katie - 🌿
Tony chopper - 🦌
Kobeni - 💦
Zelt - 🍎
Brook - 🎸
Chinder - 🦠
Sayo sayo - 🎀
Nikaido - 🥟
Shin - 💔
Redson - 🔥
Sandy - ☮️
Macaque - 🙈
Will update when needed!!
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Fable 3, fuck Logan, lil bitch
Game: do u want to be Prince or Princess?
Me: I'd like to be the third secret sex
Game: what?
Me: THE MAIN CHARACTER
Game: y-yes that's-
Me: WHO GONNA SAVE THE WORLD
Game: that's what the sex-
Me: gotta go girl, boys are so obvious, he's gonna be all proper
Game: have u ever met a man...?
Me: girls are so badass, just look at Buffy
Game:...
Me:...
"Ready to see my man... the bastard Reaver"
"Damn, the city sure got bigger in like 20? Years"
"The hen tried to fly but couldn't but they can actually fly so we were all lied to"
"Damn, children working..."
"I cant remember this part of my castle"
"Holy shit it's fucking huge omg"
"Hehe that's what she said"
"That feather had plans"
"Ew look at that hat"
"Damn my dog could've been prettier"
"Pff, do u wanna look princess-y or cool"
"Obviously I'm picking the short and movable one"
"I fucking LOVE Jasper"
"I'm standing still, I wanna hear his comments to it"
"What happens if I try to leave in my pjs"
"He just went 'are u sure?' "
"Damn, he just threw a word at me that idk what means, but I think its like 'silly' "
"I look so pretty- wtf is that hair?"
"Jasper said avoid my brother, but what kind of sister would I be if I did?"
"I'm glad the princess can talk"
"Lmao I just had like the most gangsta handshake with a guard love it"
"I'm so happy I get to pet my dog, not a fan of how she sounds tho"
"Oh wait, I think maybe since I'm playing 3rd on xbox one, but did the 2nd on 360, maybe I won't have the queen but default king..."
"I'm just walking around shaking people's hands"
"Elliot is such a.... name, and- wait... who's gonna be the girl if I'm playing as him???"
"Next time..."
"I will be EVIL and idk why that's a guy"
"Hohoho I kissed the man"
"The city doesn't look like my city :( or... are we not in bowerstone, was that the name? Jesus, I've played the 2nd game for so long and I've forgotten"
"I love we're holding hands"
"I love Walter"
"Oh no my Prince, he ran away"
Walter: I want u to fight me, like your life dependent on it
Me: wow, that doesn't sound like a tutorial at all
"I'm gonna fuck up the buttons"
"Hell ye I did not"
"Damn, thought I should end the game here so I could sleep, but apparently you can't until a spesific place in the game... oh nooo, I have to do my fave hobby? Terrible:)"
"Running with my bois<3"
"There were NOT this many doors in my castle"
"The default is king :/"
"Imo king is so vanilla, like you don't give the same respect as a queen"
"All my hard work of being a queen just gone"
"Basically next time I'm doing it all on xbox one"
"Right, war room"
"Listening in"
"Damn, I'd be upset too if I was Logan, if I had that haircut"
"Oh, same throne at least"
"Ah... here comes the choice"
"Well, as the queen... I'm a good person... until I charge rent ofc haha"
"Bye baby :("
"He loves me😭"
"My MOTHER'S daughter, thank u very much"
Game: the hero was your dad
Me: what was that?
Game: I said the her-
Me: sounded like the wind
Game: tHE HE-
Me: whatever it was, it was saying bs... I miss my queen
Game: u know what? Fuck it.
"Run run run- Where's my dog btw?"
"Oh nevermind"
"Ugh, we're gonna look at the imposter, the king"
"I mean technically, Reaver IS a hero, he's just a bad one"
"Did Logan also go through the whole grab seal, end up in front of Theresa?"
"The seer of the SPIRE???"
"The queen would've fucking whipped Logan's ass if she knew"
"I'm sensing the fanfic energy... not from that Logan thing but for Reaver"
"I'm such a simp"
"For these terrible men...
"And my queen"
"You guided my MOTHER"
"What does Theresa even do in her spare time? I bet she crochets"
"I got a glove that let's me use magic... can anyone say Link? Cuz im getting Link vibes"
"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP RUNNING IN MY WAY, YA BASTARD DOG"
"Do I get to name my hero? Or am I cursed to see 'hero' every time she speaks?"
"Do I get to name my dog?"
"Isn't the dog supposed bark when there's treasure close by? Cuz I only found that key cuz of my own memory"
"Jasper is scared of bats, he'd make a terrible batman"
Walter: did u see that Jasper???
Jasper: indeed your MOTHER would've been very proud
"Why can't I run"
"Did the queen make these tunnels?"
"What happens if I don't buy the castle in the second game?"
"Can I slut around in this game too?"
"Like mother like daughter, or is it like daughter like mother? I honestly don't know"
"What's with the gift in the symbol in the corner?"
"Thought all the transportation gates were all gone, I'm pretty sure I'm on one"
"Oh wow, look at all that winter. Just like norway"
"I can make friends by shaking hands"
"I'm gonna make everyone love me with how great I am with my hands"
"For handshakes, I meant handshakes"
"I forgot I had to go back to sanctuary to change, which is much better than just changing out into the open imo"
"Oh hell yea! Look at all those gifts!"
"Bleh the outfit is... yeah"
"Dog potion? For what?
"Pink poodle"
"Doberman"
"White poodle... who wants a poodle?"
Clockwork dog potion??? What does that even mean???"
"Setter dog potion??? What"
"Five star dog potion...?"
"That's all the gifts, i wanted a gift for myself"
"AWW I GOING WITH ALSATIAN DOG, LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN SHEPHERD OMG"
"I CAN NAME THE DOG"
"should be something fun-.... hehe"
"Betcha u can guess"
"I'm giving 10 coins to everyone, I have 129 left"
"Damn, 20coins left"
"Gotta talk to the man with the small fish name"
"What are those jester shoes"
"My mom, the queen, was busy for like 20 or something years..."
"Oh! I'm getting more gifts!"
"They better be for me istg"
"I went into a sink hole water thing and found a wedding ring"
"I think a fish is proposing to me"
"Ooo, dye"
"Are all my packages dye?"
"Tattoo set, nothing says rebel as much as this, I just got out of the castle"
"Bushy hairstyle"
"Bowerstone soldier uniform...???"
"Yule costume lmao"
"Silly outfits, dye and hair types, oh and that tattoo set"
"Out to explore more!"
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About:
29yo | He/Him | An Asexual Worm on a String | Artist | SFW 18+ (NO DMs FROM MINORS PLEASE) Asks with drawing prompts are welcome. DMs to discuss OCs are encouraged! I'm not a writer. I'm more of an artist. But I want to get into the whump scene since a lot of it seems asexual friendly! I will share some writing though. I have nowhere else to put it.
Tags:
#Original - ALL Original Posts (Text, Images, etc.) #OC - All OCs will be tagged with this. #My Art - All art by me. #Ask - Any replies to asks
OC TAGS: #Dallan - Human servant blorbo. Whump shaped. #Parish - Elf doctor. Friend shaped. #Remus - Human "Mad Scientist". Villain shaped. #Elliot - Vampire. Friend, mild antagonist, AND Whump shaped.
OCs:
Dallan Daymond | tag: #Dallan - Fantasy victorian servant in his early to mid-20s employed by Mr. Richard or Doctor Parish. Very polite but kind of a doormat. Only partially literate. Loves dogs. (frequent whumpee)
Alexander Parish | tag: #Parish - Elf, an older gentleman who practices medicine, a magic user. Friend of Mr. Richard, & Dallan. One of Dallan's employers. (Caretaker)
Remus | tag: #Remus - Doctor/Scientist with questionable ethics. Experiments on vampires, werewolves, etc. Anything inhuman he can get his hands on. (Whumper)
Elliot | tag: #Elliot - A half-elf technically killed by a vampire attack, surviving only by miraculously being turned into a vampire himself. Knows nothing about vampirism. Just winging it. Absolutely uses vampiric powers on humans though. Comical character but tragic. (Whumper AND whumpee)
Fantasy Victorian setting with vampires, werewolves, elves, magic, and other fantastical elements. (Not historically accurate)
Fave Whump Themes:
What this post said:
doorlampwrites: What if I want whump but like. Comfort. Comfort whump. No no not fluff, I need the zing!! I need the fascination of an awful relationship but like. Comforting. Yes they kidnapped them but like... put them in a comfy bed. With the big floofy sheets and weighted blankets. Yes... yes... the head pats... No it's controlling I swear. They kidnapped them this is whump I promise they’re scared (they’re just also so content and warm).
Gilded Cage / Nice Whumpers
Whump but like comfy whump / carewhumper vibe?
Mental/physical Age Regression (for comfort. CODDLE THEM!!!)
Hypnosis / Mind Control / Brainwashing / Altered States(?)
Poison / Sedation / etc.
Cartoon-tier hostage/used as bait shit? *chef kiss*
Vampires
Fave Settings:
Fantasy Fantasy 19th century D&D Settings FFXIV
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livelaughwhump · 1 year
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was christian ever nice? If so could we see some of that?
if not maybe some defiance?
- 🐘
Masterlist
I was going to do a mixture of both, but then someone else also requested defiance, so enjoy some rare Christian-being-nice😊
This takes place about a month before Elliot was rescued, long after Christian had finished "training" him, so he's thoroughly broken at this point.
Content: pet whump, it/its pronouns for pet whumpee, dehumanization, reference to past noncon, fear of punishment
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Pet's stomach growled. Master was eating dinner and Pet was knelt at his feet, where it belonged, staring solemnly at the ground. It was exhausted and starving, and the scent of Master's meal made its mouth water.
It wasn't like Master starved it, but Pet wasn't particularly fond of its dog food, and it relished the rare opportunities it would get to be hand-fed from the table.
Master said human food was bad for pets, but sometimes, when Pet was particularly good, Master would give it scraps from his plate. Pet was so grateful to Master, especially on those days.
"Pet!" Master shouted. Pet flinched, glancing up at Master. Master was holding out a scrap of food for Pet, an expression of confusion on his face.
Pet's stomach dropped. "I-I'm sorry, Master, I-I wasn't ignoring you, I swear. I-I'm so sorry. Your pet is so sorry." Pet opened its mouth to accept the food Master was offering. Master hesitated, hovering the scrap of food over his Pet's waiting mouth, before pulling it away and setting it back on his own plate.
Pet's heart sank and it reluctantly closed its mouth, fighting the tears building behind its eyes. Pet lowered its head.
Stupid mutt
Master stood to his feet and Pet's whole body tensed, but Master only knelt on front of his dog. Pet bowed its head as low as it could. "Master, I-"
Master gently shushed it, carding his fingers through its unruly hair. "No more apologies, Pet. I'm not here to punish you. I just want to look at you. Okay?"
Pet nodded as Master used two fingers to gently tilt Pet's head up. Pet met Master's deep black eyes, a shiver running down its spine, despite the gentle expression on Master's face.
"Oh, Pet," Master said, his voice dripping with sympathy. "You look absolutely exhausted."
Pet pursed its lips to keep from crying. "Y-Yes, Master."
Master tilted his head to the side. "Have you been sleeping well?"
Pet's lower lip started trembling. "No, Master. I'm sorry."
"Oh, don't be sorry, Pet. I'm not angry with you." Pet's eyes widened. It rarely heard its Master say those words. "In fact, it pleases me that you are still so eager to serve, despite your lack of sleep."
Pet nodded vigorously. "Yes, Master. My purpose is to serve you."
Master smiled. "As pleased as I am to hear that, you simply cannot serve me adequately enough without proper rest."
The hope in Pet's eyes began to fade. It frantically shook its head. "But, Master, I can still be useful, I swear! Please, don't throw me out. I can still be good. I can still serve and please you. Please, Master!" Tears had begun welling in Pet's eyes.
Master shushed it again, wiping away its tears. "I'm not throwing you out, love." Pet relaxed a bit, but the proud look on Master's face prevented it from relaxing fully. "Come with me." Master took hold of Pet's leash, stood up, and began leading it out of the dining room.
Pet suppressed a whimper as it crawled on its hands and knees behind its Master. It stared at the ground, wincing each time its bruised knees made contact with the hardwood floor. It didn't dare ask where Master was taking it. It knew better than to question Master's decisions.
Master led it through a doorway, into a room that Pet had been in many times. Pet's heart sank. It was the guest bedroom.
Master's favorite place to use his pet.
Pet's stomach dropped, but it kneeled at Master's feet when he stopped walking and lowered its head. It wanted to cry. What had it done wrong? Master didn't seem angry with it, did he? It was still so sore from the last time it had been used, it couldn't handle it again!
That didn't matter, of course. Master could take whatever he wanted from his pet, and protesting would only make it worse.
Pet bit back a whimper and began to peel off its dirty, oversized t-shirt until all it was left in was its boxers. It held its wrists behind its back and waited for its instructions.
However, when Master finally looked down at his pet, he said, "Oh, Pet, no!" Pet flinched and yelped. What had it done wrong now? Master leaned over to fetch Pet's discarded shirt. "That's not what we're here for," Master said as he worked Pet's shirt back onto its frail, underfed body.
Pet sniffled. "I'm sorry, Master. I-I shouldn't have assumed."
"It's all right, Pet." Master slipped Pet's arms back into the sleeves of its shirt. "We're not here so I can fuck you. We're here so you can get some rest."
Pet was beyond confused. "Master?"
Master stood back up and tugged Pet to its feet, gesturing to the bed. "Go on."
Pet's eyes widened. "But-But, Master, I-I can't."
Master expression darkened slightly. "Are you refusing an order, mutt?"
Pet flinched. It hated that nickname. Master always called it that when it was being bad. Pet didn't want to be bad.
"No, Master, I-I would never! It's just...I don't deserve it."
"That's not for you to decide, Pet," Master said as he flipped up the comforter and nudged Pet toward the bed. "Now, go on. I can't have a pet with no energy."
Pet nodded. "Yes, Master." It took a reluctant step toward the bed and sat down on it. It was sure this was a trick, but it knew better than to accuse Master of deceiving it.
Pet rested its head on the soft pillow, allowing Master to drape the comforter over the rest of its body. The bed was warm and soft and lying in it made Pet want to cry. It wasn't worthy of such luxuries.
"How is it, Pet?"
Pet broke down sobbing as Master said those words. "It's-It's wonderful, Master. Thank you so much, but-but I don't deserve this. I haven't done anything to earn such kindness."
Master smiled and tucked Pet in. "You'll have plenty of time to earn it once you have your energy back." Master leaned over and pressed a gentle kiss to Pet's forehead. "Sleep well, my pet."
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If anyone else has any requests or suggestions for drabbles or anything, please send them to me!
Taglist:
@l-antre-des-merveilles @pigeonwhumps @nicolepascaline @burningkittypoet @whumpinggrounds @suffering-and-misery @make-them-scream @honeycollectswhump @rabass
If anyone wants to be added to or removed from the taglist, please let me know😊
Or if you only want to be tagged in main chapters
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