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levitiquee · 6 months

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“I hate it.”

You looked up at him, gritting your teeth through the words. You were angry, so so angry. Furious, enraged, aggravated. Who does he think he is, that fucking Jaeger?

Eren’s last letter finally came through. The one where he says he was going to raid Liberio and asked the scouts for help. Or did he? With or without help, he said. The audacity.

After all the shit you and the others had to go through, the huge reports trying to explain why he went missing, answering the higher ups about his disappearance, trying to justify it, seeking up excuses. Then he has the fucking nerve to send these letters.

You had stormed out right after Hange read out the words, not even bothering to ask to be excused. You were tired of dealing with that emo teenage brat.

But Levi gave no reaction to the sharpness of your tone, already aware of the cause of your temper. He was there in the room, his expression had tightened just as yours had. And he must’ve followed you right after.

He always does.

Without a word, he lowered himself down on the step beside you.

“This is filthy.” He scrunched his nose. “Couldn’t have found a better place?”

“I didn’t ask you to sit here.” You grumbled, rolling your eyes. You just kind of took the first isolated corner you could find. Sure, the stairs were filthy, but that was the last thing on your mind.

“Why did you follow me anyways?” You asked.

“I didn’t follow you.” Levi sighs, stretching his leg to kick a piece of rock. It flew all the way over to a wall, making soft little sounds on the pavement as it impacted. “I needed air. He pissed me off.”

You let out a noise in agreement. That’s one thing you can both agree on. Eren Jaeger was an absolute piece of shit with a talent to irritate like no other.

“Next time I’m seeing him,” You mumbled darkly. “I’m breaking a couple bones, I swear.”

“That was actually my plan, but I’d let you have the honors as well.”

“You should’ve hit him harder all those years ago, back in the courtroom.”

“Definitely.”

That made you smile.

But it was the absolute seriousness of his expression that made you crack. The stony face, with an even more stoic tone. He actually seemed to be considering the idea. As if you and him were merely discussing the weather instead of the best way to beat up an adolescent boy. Without even meaning to, you were grinning, a snort escaping you making Levi glance at you with the side of his eyes. He frowned.

“I’m serious.”

“I know you are.” You smiled. “That’s why it’s funny.” Poor Eren, he’s had it coming.”

Finally, you felt the anger go down.

It’s always like that. You get angry, you get emotional, but when you turn around, Levi’s always there, in his own strange little way, a hand on your shoulder and shooting you a look. Or times like this when you’re upset and pissed, and he just sits with you and goes along with everything you say until you feel better.

You leaned back, letting yourself fall back on your arms, kicking your legs and stretching them. Your shoulders hurt from how stiff they’ve been from the tension until now. You tilted your head to look at him.

“Look at us, making plans about how to beat up a kid half our age. What have we come to?”

“Our fucking limit.” Levi grumbled, but the scowl lessened, his brows straightening slightly at your calmer tone. His own shoulders relaxed. “He deserves it at this point.”

You grinned. Sure, you can’t really hit Eren right now, but the idea does make you feel better. For the time being at least, you’ll have to cope by daydreaming.

But you were so tired, you think. Very so.

Why is it that you could never stop running?

Eren’s shit was only the least of it, but it’s been so hard. Being a scout was never supposed to be easy. But ever since Erwin and the others died, nothing's been the same. You could hardly celebrate the success at retaking wall maria when the price to pay was the blood of everyone you knew. Even witnessing the wonder that is the sea for the first time hadn’t been as thrilling as you thought, how could it when you know there’s a whole other world beyond it, and that they want you dead? Stepping in Marley and realizing all that you’ve been kept away from, a life you couldn’t even imagine. It must be nice to live without being so terrified, scared for you and scared for your friends, you had thought. Must be nice to live without having the rest of the world label you as devils and to take the peace for granted.

You wished you could just catch a fucking break. Maybe forever.

You sighed.

“Levi.”

He gave a lazy glance. “What?”

“Let’s run away.” You muttered softly under your breath. Eyes focused on the ground. “Me and you. And Hange, if they want to come.” You sighed, pausing a little. “I hate it. I hate all of it. I’m sure you do too.”

With that, you turned to look at him, right in those silver eyes of his. They looked almost blue here in the moonlight. Was it just you or was even the wind holding its breath?

“This isn’t what I signed up for Lev. I thought I was going to fight titans, not humans.”

“What..” He asked, staring at you unblinking, almost confused. And surprised. And something else you couldn’t quite place. “What are you on about?”

“So, let’s go.”

“What?”

“I’m serious. Somewhere far away. We could just get up and leave right now.”

“..now?”

Levi gaped, struggling to find something to say. Your light tone indicated that it was a joke but yet, there was something in your eyes. A glimmer of something. That made him think that maybe it wasn’t a joke after all.

You grinned. “Leave this to the kids. They don’t listen to us either way. Let’s go and start another life.”

And for a moment, there was silence. You stared at him as he did the same, eyes boring into each other, unspoken words and unconfessed truths thrumming in the air between.

And just for that moment, you considered it. You really, really considered it. Just saying it out loud.

To tell him what you never did. What you’ve been hiding from him for so long.

Would that be so bad?

What if you did run away after all?

You sighed.

“Jeez, Levi.” You finally looked away, peeling your eyes off of him. “Relax. You look like I’m about to drag you from here at gunpoint. It was a joke.”

Levi was quick to duck his head away as well. “I know.” He mumbled. “I know. I’m not that fucking dense.”

“Were you hoping I was serious?” You pulled your knees up to his chest, letting your head rest on them to look at him, a grin forming.

He did. But he couldn’t say that, could he?

“You are the last person I’d willingly choose to spend my life with.” He scowled.

“That’s cruel.” You gasped dramatically, feigning hurt and giving him a mock glare. “We get along fine.”

“You’re missing the part where I want to choke one or two dozen times a day.”

“Kinky.”

“Fuck off.”

“Okay, but, think about it,” You pressed your lips together with the effort to hold the grin together, trying your best to look serious. How could you when he looked so incredulous? It only made you want to fuck around with him a little more. “You could be a farmer or some shit. I could be the pretty housewife. Some peace and calm.”

“You as a housewife?” Levi snorted, amusement gleaming in his eyes at the thought. “Peace and calm at the same place where you are?”

“Well,” You shrugged, “You could be the pretty housewife then. I won’t mind.”

“I think I'll stick to being a squad captain, thanks.”

"You're no fun."

"Shut the fuck up.''

The giggle finally escaped you, unable to hold it in any longer. And little after, you were laughing, clutching your sides, making the mistake of looking at his very offended face and then you were laughing so hard you could hardly breathe. Soon, even Levi’s face softened, the corners of his mouth quirking up just a little.

“HEYYY YOU TWO!”

Hange yells, appearing out of nowhere and startling the shit out of the two of you, making you almost choke. They flopped themselves down between you, wrapping their arms around both of your shoulders, squeezing hard and letting their head drop. “Nice of you to leave me alone with those children. Gave me a headache.”

“You’re the commander after all.” You said coughing, trying to get your breathing back to normal.

“Next time, can you at least say hello before you proceed to crush us to death?” Levi grumbled, squirming under Hange’s grasp.

“No.” They reply to Levi. “But jeez.. I say one word and Mikasa gets all defensive. Why is everyone acting like it’s my fault?” Hange pouts.

“Aw Hange.” You pat their back, laughing.

“I want to smack Eren.”

“Don’t we all?” Levi muttered quietly under his breath.

“Me and Levi booked him first.” You said. “You can have the rest if anything remains.”

“Aw man. No fair.”

Hange pulled a face. And then they pulled the two of you closer, until all 3 of you were practically squishing against each other.

You let your eyes fall shut, soaking in the warmth. And Levi, even Levi— who’s always complaining about Hange’s very physical manners—didn’t complain anymore. And the three of you just stayed like that, leaning against each other in silence. The presence of the other was enough itself.

Then Hange spoke, so quietly you would’ve barely heard it if you weren’t so close.

“How long do you think until it’s over?”

You pondered over the question a little while, thinking about it. Then you sighed.

“Who knows? Will it ever really be over?”

Hange exhaled softly, pausing. They looked up, the moonlight glinting off their glasses. There were a lot of stars tonight.

“Think Erwin’s getting amusement watching us be miserable?” They muttered.

It was Levi to answer this time.

"Yes."

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svtskneecaps · 28 days

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ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it

and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain

and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen

like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that

#qsmp #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp mariana #shut up vic #block game brainrot #their dynamic is among the best things to have come out of this #and genuinely it was the thing that got me into qsmp in the first place #((even tho i only dove in for real after flippa was gone LMFAO))#also shoutout to cellbit losing his shit when slime says me-WH*RE?#oh and for absolute clarity that ain't my tiktok lmao #probably obvious but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's 3:30 am i like to be Certain #i missed this live because LITERALLY I WAS WALKING IN THE DOOR FROM A SHOPPING TRIP EXACTLY AS IT HAPPENED #i am being so serious like i looked over my sibling's shoulder like 'so how are awards?' and there's FUCKING MARIANA #AND THE FUNNIEST PART IS THIS HAPPENED DURING THEIR PURGATORY INTERACTION TOO #I WALKED IN FROM BEING OUT RIGHT AS FUCKING SLIME AND MARIANA WERE GOING TO SPAWN TO MEET #SO I CAUGHT PART OF IT BUT NOT ALL OF IT #basically what i'm taking from this is i need to go out more often bc they have a tendency to exist together when i touch grass for reasons #that are not 'going to my job'#long tags #i'm not at the mariana convo in my rewatch yet so i may or may not have more to say when i hit that #but yea was thinking about it #this is the qsmp at its finest >:D its most base form #sillies being sillies together who might never have met otherwise >:D

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iliaclwrites · 2 years

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So, I love reading Eddie x reader stuff, but, in a lot of stories, the reader often gets high or drunk with Eddie. I have nothing against that, but I'm someone who doesn't drink/smoke/etc. due to family history and other personal things. so, could you maybe write a small blurb about Eddie offering it to the reader but they turn it down? tysm, and i love your writing!! <3

"Toke?" Eddie offered, holding his blunt out to you. You bit your lip, shaking your head slowly as you stared out the window. "Hey, I promise I don't bite. Well. Not on the streets. In the sheets, however? Whole 'nother story."

You laughed despite yourself. "You're so full of it, Eds," you said, shoving at his chest. He staggered backward, pretending to be hurt. "I'm alright. I just. Uh. I don't really like it, I guess."

He blinked. "The... the biting?"

You blushed furiously. "No! No, the biting is fine," you said quickly, before crossing your arms in front of your chest. "The weed," you clarified. "I don't like the weed."

"Huh," Eddie said, and closed one eye, looking up. He was silent for a long moment.

"You, uh," you said after a while, "you doing okay there?"

"Yeah," he said softly. "Just trynna work out how I'm s'posed to afford you if I'm not dealing. I think Family Video is hiring. Or, at least they should be. I've never seen Harrington do a day's work in his life."

"What?" you asked, looking at him in surprise. "Why're you quitting?"

"You said you didn't like the weed?" he said, raising an eyebrow. "So I'm trynna work out alternatives, princess."

Your eyelashes fluttered in a blink. "Oh!" You flushed, and looked down, before going over to Eddie and pressing a kiss to his cheek. "No, no, I didn't mean. I didn't mean I didn't like the fact you do weed," you said. "I just don't like it. In me. For me. Makes me feel weird. So I don't, you know. Do weed."

He stared at you for a long moment. "Sorry, did you say do weed?"

"Shut up," you huffed, and smiled at him fondly as he took another deep drag. "You're evil."

"Damn straight," he said, grinning at you. "I'm your evil, no-good, bad-guy boyfriend that does the weed and injects the mara-joo-anas."

"Get fucked, Munson."

#eddie munson x female character #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fic #eddie munson #lmao the 'do weed' convo is based on one i had with my stoner friend #and also real OP i don't do drugs either other than like nicotine and alcohol so i try not to write eddie high bc i have no clue what to do #but i HAVE dated an eddie-esque guy so . lets hope that works

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magnoliamyrrh · 1 month

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thats why it hurts my brain too when ppl have intense ass arguments abt what race specific "hard to classify" groups are

the balkans are just one example of this bc weve been considered a bunch of shit throughout history and we exist in a weird position always but. there are So Many ethnic groups and regions of the world which are like this

and ppl will go on entire things with the upmost seriousness trying to "race" whatever ethnicity when its like....... dude do you not understand.... does the entire argument itself not make you see.... this is all made up and this conversation makes no damn sense bc there isnt actually any sort of biological basis that this shit is based on ,, ,,, race is Largely some bullshit made up for the sake of oppression and youre trying So Hard to shove ppl into it instead of understanding the complexities of the situation...why..... pls stop

#are somalis black or arab? god i wish we could just stop w this also as if there aren't afro arabs as if historically #what we call arabs arent one of the fitst ppls out of africa as if there arent dark skinned arabs w curly hair #as if there isnt MORE diversity between africans than there is with non africans 😭😭 bro black or even african isnt any race theyre the #oldest ppl on earth the amount of genetic variation is insaaaneee #does the endless conversation itself not show this is a social issue not a real biological issue ppl are being shoved into and shoving #themselves into????#are balkan ppl white. are slavs white.#dude what the fuck is the white race. weve been considereded white recently were also not like????#are the kuchi people of aghanistan and india white? asian?#this entire convo is stupid race isnt a thing they are people they are a nomadic ethnic group w a history #STOP #are indigenous americans asians or indigenous??? well they come from asians but again this convo goes in circles bc neither asian or native #american as a Race is an actual thing that Exists #Race is some bullshit made up for oppression and which largely still exists today for oppression Or in the best case scenario to #classify broad groups of ppl together based on looks #but its not a Real Thing with Real Definine Lines and Real Biology which there are Real Answers To

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sairitaikutsu · 7 months

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TIL my oral communication/personal development teacher uses students' last names to call them instead of mr/miss and corrects herself when she accidentally doesn't refer to someone correctly

#she also agrees on pronouns being very difficult in an in-person convo because u never know how someone wants to be called #if that makes sense #anyways #based as hell #my fav teacher frfr #real talk

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jasontoddssuper · 2 years

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Headcanons that give male characters a crude sense of humor(affectionate)

Headcanon that make male characters playboys(deragotry)

#please i reassure you that just because a guy likes making dick/boob/etc jokes that dosen't mean he hates women😭go outside #jason todd #dabi #percy jackson #perseus jackson #real self shipping hours #pro-sh*p and people who make parental issues jokes do NOT interact #batfam #bnha geekery #pjo #hoo #letters from summer #oh also i came up with this based off a convo i had with my friend who said jason gives xem playboy gives and i blame the fandom for that😭

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creative-robot · 1 year

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I will say, being a degreeless Creative in a field of mostly collage educated maths and (mostly biology and chemical) science majors leads to some very funny conversations and a continuous amount of lowkey confusion and amusement on their sides

You ask them what they’re thinking about they’ll answer with something normal and pretty straightforward, they ask ME what I’m thinking about and it’s something like ‘would a Mer or Siren-esc creature hybrid with coral associations and connections naturally be a situational hivemind or be considered a whole cooperative community?’

It just tends to be pretty amusing, especially because I’m just like this

#tbf most of them are just a little confused but they got the spirit to at thumbs up whatever I’m on any day of the week #it never gets old #also yeah that is. a real convo I had literally yesterday #I also decided it would depend on how strong of a mental leader the base brain of the creature would be btw #mers would probably be more communitive based and sirens would be more hivemind adjacent due to the difference in associations and makeup #robot rambles #also feel free to tell me what you think it’d be or a third secret option I think it’s fun

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viruslearnt · 9 months

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he is so mentally unwell <3

#get therapy king u need it #ive seen this cutscene a million times but actually experiencing it myself after building up to it the whole game- oof #also the fucking- convo right after u get back to mother base #everyone looking at kaz like 'oh god hes gone insane for REAL this time'#i wish I had that convo about the lady who says she isnt into kaz bc she thinks hes scary (bc of his anger) bc thats the same category #people dont LIKE him anymore. hes not the same man of the people he was in p.eace walker #blood tw #gore tw #just in case

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sugaroto · 1 year

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What's funny about Greece is that a lot of cafeterias or restaurants are named after ancient people/gods and while it's cool to go to... like- "Hestia" restaurant or go to "Zeus" for a drink and then to "Aphrodite" to buy tampons(assuming Aphrodite is a market)

You get shit like oh that cafeteria is named David? What does that mean

Oh you know David was the king of the village long ago

His grave is around the corner

Wanna go?

#thats not based on a real conversation #i just remembered the cafe that used to be called ******** after a king of the village #i didn't know we had kings here💀#also yeah his grave is just *there*#but it's not a fun sight #like theres nothing. pretty boring #but theres a playground nearby if you wanna go #also like technically ive been on a walk there with a friend so probably the conversation was like wanna go to his grave #so the convo is half true #sugarenia thoughts #sugarenia talks #mythology

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velocithea · 10 months

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I am sooooo normal <- (huge lie)

#almost naked animals #art #this was based off of a convo I had in a server I was in trans howie is real #also. dirk danger binder

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vermillioncrown · 2 years

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it's ib-brain since i spent the am of last night collecting all the paintings on steam

but i keep thinking of a ib-au of wangxian

(i had a post-canon "together forever"/"forgotten portrait" fic musings from '13, but that's... another story lol)

wwx is pretty good at 'art', right? and i say 'art' because we don't get too much in canon besides his teaser sketch of lwj, the fact he was raised like a prodigious young master that should have mastered the 6 skills and 4 arts

people made up all sorts of things about wwx as the yiling laozu, yeah?

modern-ish au, college student lwj needs to attend an art gallery for an assignment. the pieces on display are all by the enigmatic yiling laozu. he's not really into the art; in fact, a lot of the pieces are off-putting to look at

ends up trapped in the gallery, the ib routine, blah blah

periodically encounters two other patrons that have been trapped as well - the obnoxious wwx, who helps him pass through obstacles with ingenuity but infuriates him in turn before lwj stalks away; the shy mo xuanyu, who flees from lwj, but whenever they need to work together he provides new insights into the pieces that they see and their environs in the cursed gallery they're in.

"oh? we're in orchestra together! granted, i'm in the winds section..."

"... i'm in the same art history course...?"

lwj - he can't recall either of them. not that it's very alarming, since he usually doesn't bother with the other sections of the orchestra (that's his brother's problem) and he actively ignores the overwhelming student body in lecture halls

"so, which one is it really?"

#redglyphs #it could be bad end horror type deal #wwx is actually the painting (yllz's only self portrait) that uses mxy to escape and inserts himself into lwj's life #or red herring wwx that's actually the real person #or extra-bad ending where lwj gives himself up #or they all stay #unlike the game since lwj is not a 9yo #the three of them don't travel together for the most part #god i am so fucking baked from bad sleep schedule #just some thoughts while I'm waiting for my pour-over #like i'm making the pour-over #upgrading my coffee game and also adding deliberateness to drinking it #so i can be more contentious about my intake #conscientious* geez my swipe type is wild #legit get withdrawals now. the addiction is real #if there are fans of ib that didn't know: there is a steam port out now - up to the 1.04 vers #puzzles have been changed and streamlined+updated sprites+music #TALK TO GARRY FEATURE MY LOVE (you can get hints and convo in all locations w your companions)#for those that don't know: ib is a jpnese psychological horror-thriller game #pixel/sprite-based + point-click-style puzzle solving gameplay #the puzzles aren't too difficult and the ambiance established by some fucking pixels is just phenomenal #comes from the mid 2010's time where freeware rpgmaker games were all the rage #ib my beloved #second beloved is off

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