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cerastes · 2 years

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Look, man, I’m sorry, Shalem is just a mobius strip of comedy to me, the guy was putting SO much effort to not having a backstory and just being Bob from accounting that the comedy part of Crimson Solitaire’s tragicomedy is definitely Shalami.

My man was SO dedicated to the bit of being Just Some Dude that he even mastered the art of being Vanilla Flan: Nice, pleasant, but unremarkable. Everyone that knew him in Rhodes Island had nothing but praise for the guy, a helpful guy with deep Arts knowledge and logistics know-how to pretty much help you out with anything, a real Bob The Builder sort, a walking GameFAQs, the wiki to anything you needed sorted. Dude was just logistics personnel, not even a fighter, he helped the pre-mission prep, made sure everyone had their toolkits and sandwiches and mission objectives and off they went! A truly normal ass man!

The funniest part to me is that he was so dedicated to the bit of being normal that he didn’t even want to appear in the game: In Phantom’s Record some time ago, Mint is snooping around books with info that inevitably leads to knowledge of Gaul, a bit of Phantom’s past, and the Crimson Troupe. Then, she talks to an unnamed, unshown, unseen, unremarkable, explicitly Phidia Operator that very cordially and very kindly, in words far less thorny, told her “better back that ass up before you get it eaten” because she was reading up on some stuff you REALLY don’t want certain people knowing you know. This is one of those things that it’s better if you don’t know what it did. And Mint was like “Oh, alright, cool” but still wanted to know what it did.

Then Phantom goes full Drakengard and he gets the mission on his terminal that says “hey, Phantom went full Drakengard, you gotta find him”.

Now, MIND YOU, Shalami Pastrami here was also from the Troupe, this much you obviously know. He was no Blood Diamond, but he still was a true and tried performer of the Troupe that had what it took to walk the walk and talk the talk, the thing IS, however, that he very much did NOT want to walk the walk, so when he got told “hey man okay so your Performance, haha, today is to turbo murder this person”, Shalem walked 98% of that walk, had his target bound and ready to slaughter, and at the end, at that pivotal 2%, he said “THIS IS NOT FINE” and instead unbound the person, gave them the knife, and fffffucked right the hell off into the barrens where he was pursued by ex-coworkers who didn’t quite like what he did, but Shalem shows us that even if life comes at you fast, you can actually outrun it if you aren’t bitchmade, so Shalem outrunned his backstory to the surprise of I think everyone involved in the situations, the narrative included.

And also ALSO MIND YOU x2, one day he was happily doing logistic works and flipping switches and coordinating stuff for a mission when, suddenly, his not-at-all-keen normal regular dude eyes spot, over yonder, a wonder: Lucian the Blood Fucking Diamond himself, looking RIGHT at him. Understandably, Shalem pissed and shitted himself mentally, turned 360 degrees, and moonran the absolute twice-cooked fuck out of there, splitting off from the team and just sort of going AWOL. He was like that one black cat from old Looney Toons that keeps trying to outrun Pepe Le Pew:

No matter how far he ran, how many times he changed clothes, how matter how many times he hid, Lucian was there. Shalem would be like “I’ll hide under in this trash bin”, and he’d open it and Lucian would be there with an empty sardine tin on his head, Shalem would run away at normal guy velocity and hide in a bathroom stall, but then he’d turn around and Lucian was there like “hey man, can a guy have some space?”, it was a whole ass no joke all whistles and bells episode of Pepe Le Pew right up until Shalem finally arrived at Rhodes Island and thought himself “oh whew wowee, that sure was scary!” and then the HR guy was like “Oh, hey, Shalem! Good to see you are still normal! You’re just in time to say hi to your new coworker!”

AND GUESS WHO THE COWORKER IS

THAT’S RIGHT

PEPE LE FUCKING PEW

EXCEPT HIS CODENAME IS PHANTOM NOW

After recovering from being sent through six reinforced walls DBZ Broly punch style by how on the nose Lucian’s codename was, Shalem made like a shy kid when their parents have guests over and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BLOCKADED HIMSELF in his room. Ain’t NO one that can get this guy outta there now, not even a squad of six E2 Folinics could’ve gotten this guy out of his room, nope, no way, Pepe is out there.

So with all this context in mind, imagine you are this dude that has managed to outrun his backstory like three times now, very harshly learning the very important lesson that Backstory is more of a persistence predator than a sprinter, seeing his personal terminal unironically and without an ounce of fucking irony and also completely bereft of any gram of irony bleeping like BEEP BEEP YOU GOTTA SAVE PHANTOM LE PEW.

And it is at this point, at THIS POINT ONLY, it took his Backstory trying this fucking hard, for Shalem to say “FINE”, have a portrait, become playable, look at his Backstory straight in the eye, yell “BLOCK THIS OVERHEAD” and, for the first time in his life, run at his Backstory.

And that’s why we have Crimson Solitaire: Because a guy who only wanted to be normal was denied his most fervent wish despite his very fast legs, and so his only recourse was to, at least temporarily, embrace the fact that his special move is, in fact, to set himself on fire and kill absolutely everyone else in the room and then himself, which ranks pretty low on the Normal scale and that’s why he doesn’t use it too much, but this whole Troupe and Lucian business really fucking tried him and he’s well out of Adderall to compensate.

#arknights #shalem #phantom #crimson solitaire

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mountttmase · 4 months

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Hey guys 👋🏻

Just wanted to jump on here and say thank you for this year. I’ve enjoyed getting to know you all some much and getting to talk about our favourite boy together more than I can ever tell you.

Also thank you for all the support you’ve shown me on everything I post. Writing fics is something I love doing in my downtime and the fact I get to share them with you is so special.

I know it’s been a rough year but I honestly believe 2024 is masons time to shine and for all us loyal babes who have stuck with him this whole time it’s gonna be so sweet seeing him back at his best.

Sorry I’ve been a bit awol for a while, I’m sick again 🙄 but I’ve seen your anons and I’ll answer them soon and I’ll be posting my nye fic at 4:30 so keep your eyes peeled 😉

Hope you all have an amazing new year and many kisses to you all 🩷

#mason mount #love you guys sm 🩷

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chronicowboy · 9 months

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wip wednesday

tagged by @alyxmastershipper ryan idk how you're still writing after the first son au but i respect you greatly 🫡 (i also hate you for chapters seven and eight btw but that's another thing entirely)

okay written so much i like in the past two days so it was so hard to choose what to put here but had to go for the least spoilery extract i could

"I'll be back," he tells her, something desperate in his words as he jerks out of her grip. "Just gotta—" He jabs a thumb over his shoulder at the door that leads out to the toilets and turns away from her wide eyes, scurrying across the dancefloor like a cat on a hot tin roof.

Eddie ducks out of the ballroom with a gasping breath, collapsing against the wall just to the right of the doorframe. It's cooler out in the hallway, but Eddie's chest is still tight, packed full of the pulpy remains of his heart. As he breathes, a cheer from down the corridor catches his attention and he cracks an eye open to see Chris doing a dorky little victory dance he definitely picked up from Buck. It's no use trying to outrun every emotion that makes him feel, but he chases the hope into the bathroom all the same.

He takes a quick look around to ensure there's no one else in there before white-knuckling the sink. Well, back to being the tragic protagonist of an Indie movie then—screw Bill Murray. This would probably be his rock bottom if this was a movie, it's not even the worst he's felt today. Eddie hit rock bottom at terminal velocity and crashed right through it; still falling, falling, falling.

The bathroom door swings open, and Eddie reaches for the soap dispenser like he's just a normal guy who needed a piss, not the AWOL best man who ran out on the love of his life. He glances up at the patter of a familiar gait, gut twisting when he meets Buck's eyes through the mirror—a sickening echo of this morning. Eddie takes a deep breath and plasters on a sorry excuse for a smile as he turns around.

"Hey," Eddie says, cursing the wobble in his voice. "Need me to hold your skirt up whilst you pee?" It's supposed to be an innocent joke, but the quiet intensity simmering in Buck's eyes begins to smoulder, and Eddie swallows thickly in response.

Buck steps closer suddenly, and Eddie flinches backwards. It's not a conscious thing, a resurfacing murmur of I thought for sure you were going to take a swing at me. Something bereft clouds Buck's eyes for a moment, quickly overtaken by that stubborn resolve Eddie sees seconds before Buck runs into a burning building against orders. And then Buck's hands are on his face, both palms curved around the line of his jaw, fingertips digging in almost painfully—Eddie hopes, in some sick and twisted way, that it'll bruise or at least leave behind crescent marks on his skin, a reminder of reality, a Buck was here.

tagging some beautiful people @danielsousa @shitouttabuck @butchdiaz @diazass and anyone else who has something to share <3

#sami rambles #was originally gonna do an eddie and chris conversation but i love my buddie bathroom scene SOOOOOO much #i just had to give u a piece of it #buddie wip #wip wednesday #tag game #mutuals<33 #palm springs au

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lost-girl-2021 · 7 months

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I've Re-entered my Avatar phase

Hey guys, sorry for being mostly AWOL all summer! Tbh, I kinda got obsessed with The Walking Dead and in my head, Days Into Decades was finished, so I kinda lost passion for it. But, I literally spent all day reading some great fics and now I'm fully re-obsessed. In honor of that, I'm promising that a new chapter for Days will be up TONIGHT. Also, I've written a chapter-ish of a new idea I had, which will go out sometime tomorrow! Here's a sneak-peekish, just some gen ideas about it.

So, it's a gender-bent AU kinda, where Spider is Quaritch's daughter, not son (not transgender, cis, just cause I don't have any experience/know enough to feel comfortable writing from that POV/I'm gonna leave those AUs to people In The Know).

Also, it's another Modern AU. But, this one is NOT going to be as easy-going as Days is (not that Days isn't angsty af, butttt). Quaritch will NOT be getting custody (at least, not legally)

Also, Spider is adopted by the Sully's and basically thinks he's the product of a tryst between Paz and Jake.

I don't know if I'd make a whole ass fic, but I'm running w this idea, sooooo

#atwow #avatar #atwow fanfiction #spider avatar #miles spider socorro #spider #avatar way of water #atwow spider #avatar fanfiction #days into decades

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rudikawhy · 7 months

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season Three

Just like I did with season two, I took some notes while watching season three.

There are spoilers, but since I've marked when a new episode starts, you could just skip those you haven't seen yet. If there are any.

(S03 E01) I feel you, Coulson. It's hard for me too to get used to calling her Daisy

"He looks big and intimidating. But inside, he's just a soft, little, fluffy little teddy bear."

It must be so tough, knowing you can't go back to your own life

I was waiting for them to mention that Simmons has been swallowed (15 minutes)

Glad that Bobbi's back at work tho.

What's your mission, Fitz!?

"One last thing" what does that mean!?

I loooove sassy Fitz. "Hey, wait. Ah. I want to see Yusef. You understand? Or is your English worse than you think?"

Why doesn't Hunter talk to Bobbi now?

How dare you touch Fitz!

Is it just me or does Iain sound here more scottish than in season two?

I would like to have Fitz as my hero

This "monster" that appears at the hospital looks pretty creepy

And now, Fitz can also read Hebrew. What can't he do?

I love that both Jemma and Elizabeth are from Sheffield

No, don't accept it yet! This is Marvel, of course Jemma isn't dead

Fitz continues to break my heart (DO SOMETHING!!)

What the hell is happening there? Wherever Jemma is

(S03 E02) "In all of history, no one has ever returned" well maybe it's time someone does. Jemma, would you be so kind?

Okay, that was close, pulling Fitz away from that thing

I really love soft Bobbi

"So you think the Rock is a portal?" "No. No, I'm proving that it's a portal." I like confident Fitz (I also like self-conscious Fitz. I like Fitz in general)

"... and a Sandwich would be nice" Mood

Fitz would do any- and everything for Jemma, wouldn't he?

I'm confused by Bobbi and Hunter's relationship

"Don't die out there" I love that they keep saying that

If Hunter is looking for Ward at Hydra and Ward built his own team, than Hunter won't find anything, will he?

Coulson doesn’t open the portal just for ONE life. It's Jemma's life

"A lot of speculation back at HQ as to why you went AWOL. Spiritual walkabout. Mid-life crisis. EARLY mid-life crisis" Saved last second, Hunter

What the HELL do you think you're doing, Fitz!!!?

Why does it hurt so much more when they are inaudible?

Also my heart started beating so loudly

Fitz smiles! For the first time in what? One season?

I absolutely LOVE Hunter's reaction "Fitz, you absolute beauty!"

First Hunter sleeping by Bobbi's bed, and now Fitz by Jemma's bed - I love them

(S03 E03)

Jemma doesn't look too good

I, too, would be creeped out if someone put a tracker on me

I like Hunter

Fitz taking Jemma's hand is just the beginning of cuteness I expect from them

"Besides, she knows I'm lying, so it's not even really a lie." What kind of logic is that?

Did I mention that I love Bobbi? The way she speaks to Fitz

Would you mind leaving Hunter alone? I mean I know he kinda signed up for this but still

How is it that even when Fitzsimmons get to go to the restaurant where Fitz was holding the reservation for MONTHS, they manage to hurt my heart?

Does Hunter really want to meet Ward in this condition?

Why would you have to go back there, Jemma?

(S03 E04) The guy in the first scene who died kinda looked like Lee from the Kissing Booth

I can't make really sense of Coulson, what's his plan with this "cooperation"

Hunter calling May first "love" and then "mum" is just brilliant

"It's tough when people keep things from you" is Fitz referring to the beginning of Season two or to the present when he doesn't know what Jemma plans with the folder?

"Sorry, this coming from the guy who shot his own girlfriend by mistake?" Sassy Hunter is cool Hunter

Sooo, I have a feeling May's gonna kill Hunter after what happened to Andrew.

"It's time I told you the truth about everything" is "Something happened to me, Fitz, on the other side" already the truth about everything or does she simply not tell US the truth?

(S03 E05) Why is Jemma running, though? She has no destination

Note for myself: always charge your phone. Just in case you get swallowed by a monolith and you need to update your file of research and take pictures

It looks so cold there

Her talking about the restaurant to herself is too cute

I don't want to know how clean that water is

Where did she get the bathing suit from?

Okay, I see now, it's not a bathing suit

"You're dinner, biatch" Fitz and her ARE really the same

"Everyone always said we could read each other's minds, Fitz. So I really need you to read mine right now."

You're telling me she only had one picture of Fitz on her phone?

"I know you won't give up, so I won't, either"

Whatever this magic phone battery is, I need it! One month and it still works (or maybe I just need a Fitz in my life, not only for the phone battery)

"You wouldn't happen to have any alcohol, would you, Will?" - "Yeah, I'll run down to the drugstore and get it for you." - "Would you, please? If it's not too much trouble." I don't know if Jemma doesn't understand his sarcasm or just replies with own sarcasm

Is this just going to be a whole episode of Jemma on that planet?

"His name is like your favorite word" you're not wrong

Oh, that's the scene from the end of S03 E01

And Will's the reason Jemma needs to get back. That makes so much sense

You said you wouldn't give up hope

I know it's not really cheating but still, JEMMA!?

What was I saying? Fitz would do really anything for Jemma, even get Will back

(S03 E06) Why take Hunter (who does it for revenge) off a task and put May (who does it also for revenge) on it?

I never would have thought that May couldn't think clear

"You're not gonna say the thing?" That's exactly what I thought that moment. 'We don't get a "Don't die out there" this time?'

But Hunter, it's more than just keeping Simmons warm with a fire. She honestly couldn't have survived without him.

What language does Bobbi Not speak?

I'm always impressed how good they all can improvise

May smiling is just wrong

"Now we use the new dwarf Fitz crafted. He doesn't think it's ready yet, but that's stupid because it's awesome, so I stole it" isn't that with most things Fitz crafts? That he thinks it's not finished but other think it's awesome

Finally some soft Fitzsimmons scenes

I haven't said it yet, so I'll say it now: I don't like Rosalind

Even when she (apparently) has good intentions, I don't like her

Badass Bobbi

I don't know, for some reason I saw that coming. That Andrew is Lash

(S03 E07) Now knowing that Andrew is Lash, it makes it so much worse when they talk about inhumans in his present

Why do agents tend to keep information they got to themselves?

I like Hunter/Bobbi scenes

Can we please also see Fitz listening to the other audios?

Thank you, wish fulfilled

"Do you remember when we first met? I do. You were so quiet and pasty, and... so incredibly smart, handsome... quite a strange feeling... isn't it? Never wanting to be without someone. You must have been so annoyed, me following you around all the time." - "No. Never." - "I imagine our dinner sometimes... where we'd go, what we'd eat. I wonder about us a lot, actually. There's this small cottage in Perthshire we drove by once when I was a girl, some... some... family holiday, and I don't know why but I... I found it so lovely. I still think about it... a place where you and I could have... But that's that, I suppose. I'm not sure how long this battery will last. I should save it, just in case, for more important things. But I'll still talk to you on my own, if that's all right. I'll always be with you, Fitz." I'm sorry, I just HAD to write this down.

It must have been so hard for May to shoot Andrew and put into that box

Soft Fitzsimmons incoming!!

"Didn't know you thought about setting down in Perthshire. That's in Scotland." - "I know where it is, Fitz." :D

Also: "So when you said all those things about... I mean, you were tired and dehydrated." - "I was as clearheaded then as I've ever been... when I said all those things.... What do you think we should do about it?" - "For now... let's just watch the sunrise."

"You should think on a grander scale." - "Oh, I'll be grand." Yes, cause he is already Grant (Ward)

(S03 E08) That escalated quickly

I like Lincoln's voice

Fuck Ward

Why can Lincoln just work with them from one moment to the other?

Hunter's "Damn the Yanks" Shirt 😅

Coulson and Price together is just urghh

That wasn't a nice thing to do, Ward

"Stop. Just stop trying to do all the right things. It's too much." But that's what we love about Fitz

Why is it so funny; Hunter typing on the computer with Daisy on comms

And of course Hunter can't be really serious (Username: God Save The Queen), and Daisy feels the need to clarify that that wasn't her idea

I love jealous Fitz

"And you dove through a hole in the universe for me!" Thank you for pointing that out

I didn't even realize at first that this was really the FIRST Fitzsimmons kiss, it felt so natural

I may or may not have squeaked

I never realized how long Iain's eyelashes are

No, Fitz, you're not cursed

Watch out, Bobbi, I still need you

"Our friend Mr Banks has just showed up, and I do not have a handkerchief to cover my face... and that would be weird, anyhow." Indeed that would be weird

I don't know if I like Lincoln

I love Bobbi/Hunter dynamic

Of course everything is connected

(S03 E09)

Why is this dinner so awkward?

I mean I didn't like Rosalind, but she didn't deserve that

Aaaaand of course it was Ward

This episode started off with so much, and so fast, I can't even put my thoughts into words and write them down

Kinda cool, the interrogation

Crazy how Coulson, who is normally one of those who can think clearest, is now acting fully emotionally.

First May, then Coulson, everyone is attacking Hunter

Okay, what is going on here? Always putting Fitzsimmons in danger, aren't we, writers of AoS?

You can't just simply separate Fitzsimmons!

Don't you touch Jemma

Ward, you bloody psychopath

I kinda like Thomas

How many phones does someone with anger issues buy each year if every time something inconvenient is said on the phone they throw it away?

Cable ties are really the worst to be bind to something

Oh Fitz, when I said you'd really do anything for Jemma, this isn't what I meant

I beg you pardon, Ward? S.H.I.E.L.D. killed Kara? I think you got there something really wrong. That was you, you shot her

"Fitz, please just let them kill me." Jemma, you know that that's never gonna happen. He would do anything in his power to keep you alive

"I lost you once. I can't lose you again. I'm just... I'm not strong enough to live in a world that doesn't have you in it"

She wants to hug him but she can't 😭😭

Okay, Coulson, that was crazy

They really could have given Fitz some better clothes

(S03 E10) That way, Fitz won't be able to figure out anything

"This is how S.H.I.E.L.D. works. You make a plan, plan turns to rubbish, you make a new plan." Well said

Oh god, oh god, what can I say? I'm literally shaking because of this Fitz/Will thing

I wasn't really able to pause the episode to write something down, so I don't really have any notes from this episode.

But, some things:

I feel bad for Jemma because she looked so guilty when May said that Lash killed all the inhumans, and she was the one who let Andrew free, just to save herself. I don't know, I just feel bad for her

Also, I feel bad for Fitz because he just wanted to bring Will back for Jemma and then Will turns out to be "it"

Also, the few seconds between Fitz shouting to Coulson that they have to hurry and them actually hurrying, when Coulson left his hand by Ward's side, that felt so much longer than it actually was.

Jemma standing by the container at the end, thinking that Fitz didn't make it, just hurt really

Also what was that last glance between Coulson and Fitz suppose to mean? That confused me

And because I feel like I haven't said it in a while: I really love Bobbi and Hunter

(S03 E11) What president is that supposed to be?

I love that Jemma still asks Fitz for his opinion, even when (it seems like) she doesn't really need it

This person with those super powers (who puts Mack in the car) is scary

What did Fitz do to Will, though? I thought Will really died saving Jemma and that, whatever it was, was just disguised as Will

Who could this person be who might know something about Malick?

Ah, van Strucker

This new "Ward" is really weird and scary

Bobbi's "Hey you" (rescuing Mack) made me unreasonable happy

When Coulson said "What about him?" to Lincoln, I thought he wanted to put him into this machine

Why is there almost no episode where no one is captured, hurt, knocked out, or anything like that? And why is it once again Bobbi and Hunter?

"Why are you really here?" is a pretty stupid question you can ask a person who you've kidnapped

Okay, now Elena's no longer scary, more cool

Also please keep Bobbi and Hunter save

"I miss you"

"You've been nothing less than extraordinary this whole time." Jemma's here to speak the truth

"Can we start over, back to where we began?" - "Sixteen and achingly shy" - "Two people, endlessly inquisitive, about to embark on a relationship that will change their lives, but they don't know where it will go. I'm Jemma Simmons, biochemist." - "Leopold Fitz, engineering." What are you planning with this?

Sometimes I feel like they just let Ward live (or something similar), so that Brett Dalton can continue to be a part of the series

(S03 E12)

"What are you?" - "What are we?" That was creepy

"No one would ever intentionally cut their hair like that" That's what I've been thinking about Talbot's hair cut for quite some time

Sometimes I wonder if Lincoln really doesn't follow orders because he doesn't want to or because he can't stop using his powers on command

I'm impressed by Brett Dalton's acting

How could anyone not want to be Hunter's friend? I mean, yes, sometimes he can be out of control and maybe he isn't ALWAYS the greatest friend, but deep down, I believe, he is a great friend and always there for you

Oh, I was wondering, why his right arm is in that sling, but that's actually a smart trick

Jemma calls him Dr. Fitz :)

Why does Hunter keep on doing his own thing?

And why is he always right? ("Oh, guns. Why does no one ever listen to me?")

And why do agents continue to read something or look for something with their backs to the room when they're in a room they're not supposed to be?

Oh, COME ON, Hunter

Well, that's kinda your own fault now, Hunter

Excuse me, Talbot!?

Each episode, my trust issues just get bigger. Like, who CAN I even trust anymore?

Also, why does Coulson always, literally always, look like he's smiling, even when he's not?

"I hate to be a buzzkill, but this is a gun free zone, so I'm gonna have to take that off you." I love you, Hunter

"I love you" same, Bobbi, same

How do the villains always manage to turn things to their advantage?

"Were we the only ones that got the "no weapons" memo?" Probably

"I'm bored of this." Only a selected few could say something like that in the middle of a shooting, and Bobbi is one of them

Don't you ever pull a stunt like that again, Bobbi

"Oh, damn" was my (and probably Hunter's) though, when he saw the red point on his hand

Talbot's "Where is my son?" reminded me very much of Hamilton's in Stay Alive (Reprise)

Grant Ward (or whoever you might be now), that's disgusting!

Hunter, Bobbi, don't die out there

(S03 E13)

Not me who simply said "Bobbi!" when I saw her sitting there

"I'd like a cheeseburger, medium, with cheddar cheese, ketchup, mayo, lettuce, and tomato. And some curly fries. Crispy." Queen Bobbi is here again

"There's no one else to help you here" what happened to Hunter?

That was nice, that Hunter and Bobbi, for once, had a conversation on their own

But of course it had to be interrupted

For a second there I forgot that Bobbi speaks a lot of languages, including Russian

"How's everyone's Russian?" - "My pronunciation's not fluent." - "And mine's nonexistent." - "I dated a Russian hacker once, but I only learned the dirty words." Why is this all so in character?

"Amadeus Ravenclaw Hunter" only Hunter could give that answer (OH WAIT, that is really his real name!? I thought it was just Hunter not taking anything seriously) (Or isn't it? I'm not following. Can anyone give me answers whether or not that's his real full name?)

Would any of them mind just leaving Bobbi and Hunter alone?

I love it so much when Hunter calls her "Bob"

"Wait, wait, hold on. The letter that looks like New Hampshire with legs, that's "D," right?"

A person who has a shadow even though they're not visible, that's creepy

"I have an idea, but it involves May hitting people" May's smirk

I'm sorry but it looked kind of pathetic, the way they were trying to beat the shadow

"As I was saying, don't panic, sir, but your life is in danger"

Fuck. The panic and fear in Bobbi's voice as she says "Hunter, are you OK? - Hunter, please answer me"

The forehead touch🥲🥹🥺

"It's a spy's goodbye" and I started crying, really hard, and didn't stop until the S.H.I.E.L.D. logo appeared

This can't be it. I can't accept it. Why would they let Bob and Hunter go? Why would they do that to me? To all of us?

I see it coming. I'm gonna rewatch season two and three just because of these two

At least they get to go together

I'm gonna miss them so much

The spy's goodbye was really beautiful, though

(S03 E14)

Why would you think that's awesome, brother-of-Mack?

I can't quite keep up

"No, I'm quite comfortable blaming myself, actually, for the lot of it. For all the miseries endured to rescue helpless little Agent Simmons. Will died trying to save me. And Fitz... Poor Fitz nearly got himself killed a number of times, and that's not even the worst of it." - "Andrew. What happened to those Inhumans... not your fault." - "No, I just let a known murderer loose to save my own skin. Traded all those... those lives for mine. Well, it won't happen again. And since I'm practically the only woman here, who can't kill with her bare hands..."

"OK, Fitz, you're with me." - "Uh... Am I?" That's so me

Sometimes I think Coulson is too hard on people, in this case Lincoln

Daisy, you're not supposed to get in a stranger's car

Fitz looks so shaky and kind of afraid when holding the gun against that guy in the car

Daisy can be charmingly dangerous

I'm not overly fond of Mack's brother. I mean I understand why he's angry for Mack constantly putting him off, but still

I hate it when people are somewhere they're not supposed to be

As I was saying, I'm not overly fond of Mack's brother

Oh please, not Fitz again

"Sooner or later, this bomb is gonna go off. And then... I'll implode. Which is gonna be messy." Fitz talks too casually about him imploding

Joss, Jed, Maurissa, would any of you mind not hurting or trying to kill Fitz anymore?

A shotgun axe!!

"Mini Mack"

I was totally expecting Ward to be in that car at the end

(S03 E15) Fitz didn't look too good in Daisy's vision

Why do people (/villains) always want to take over the world? Like, what would you get out of it?

Okay, it wasn't Fitz but Lincoln, still not looking too good

"And Fitz-Simmons will stay out of the damn snow." I mean I know it was part of the vision but why exactly is it so important to stay out of the damn snow?

"Ward" or whoever that is now is even crazier than the original Ward

That's actually a smart idea, them rehearing the fight

But it's also very funny

Ward's wayyy too crazy

Hurry up, hurry up, Daisy

I KNEW that their plan wouldn't work. When Coulson said that May would go in, no one else. That he'd stay away from guns until this is over. And that everyone else stays at HQ. And I can only assume that it's going to start snowing any second

"It's not snow." - "I think we're supposed to hold hands now.... Maybe some things are inevitable." They're too cute

Oh, right, I forgot that that plane explosion was already foreshadowed

I'm sorry for Charles

(S03 E16) I kinda feel sorry for Nathaniel

That transition of It wasn't necessary

Wait, so Nathaniel is It?

That sacrifice was disgusting

(S03 E17)

I was starting wondering what happened to Yo-Yo

And if I'm being honest I forgot about Joey

Daisy surely can jump out of a plane with style

"This seal gonna hold?" - "Hope so. It's chlorine gas. If not, we'll all go blind." And once again, Fitz talks too casually about them getting harmed

"Who needs space? 'Cause I've got something magnificent right here... A picture of space."

Finally, a wholesome Fitzsimmons scene

Also a beautiful, genuine laugh from Jemma

Oh fuck, I did not expect Daisy to be Hive's sway

Don't they have some kind of emergency alarm button in the quarantine room, so Lincoln could warn the others?

I'm confused. How can Daisy be stopped?

Can Daisy be stopped?

Daisy is probably the reason why people aren't allowed to walk under the wings of planes

(S03 E18) Fitz and Simmons are awfully formal, conspicuously inconspicuous

Fitz trying to talk without actually mentioning what he's talking about, and then there's Jemma with "You mean once we have sex"

Daisy, to me at least, looks suspicious the whole time when talking to Hive, but I'm not sure if she is aware that she is possessed

Fitz looks nice in a suit

"Happy to make the sacrifice" is the new "Happy to comply," isn't it?

"But she's the closest thing I have to a daughter."

I see it coming, the suitcase will be gone any moment

Or not

Fitz being confused by Jemma's actions is cute

Fitzsimmons tends to be separated and I am not happy about it

"I thought it would be cool if the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. had a shield. Fitz agreed, so..."

When did Jemma say, she'd go nowhere without Ward? (Or did he mean Will?)

Okay, he meant Will

Don't you dare choking Fitz like that

"You know how many times Bobbi and Hunter pulled the "my comms are broken" trick?"

When Mack knows Fitzsimmons better than Fitzsimmons knows themselves

I've been screaming so loudly internally when they kissed (again). I literally had to put my hands on my mouth, so it would stay internally

(S03 E19) What was done to Hive's ancestor looks pretty disgusting

"You didn't see Daisy. She acted like we were still best of pals all while threatening to murder me." - "No, you're right. I didn't see that. I was much too busy listening to the disgusting face of Grant Ward act like my dead boyfriend." - "That's true. That does sound worse." - "Right. If this was a competition, then I'd win. I had to shoot him three times just to shut him up." - "Bet that felt good." - "Yeah, it did. Though it would have felt better had he actually died, instead of just sort of oozing."

Okay, that was even more disgusting, Dr Radcliffe's attempt

I hope that they find a way to get Daisy out of there soon

Fitz talking about Milton, the absolute worst, is too funny

That was pretty stupid, Lincoln

Urghh, May smiled

Why are there suddenly so many nameless soldiers who say more than just "Yes sir"?

Also, I'm constantly expecting Hunter and/or Bobbi to appear on the screen

Hive Daisy's recklessness is scary

And now you've made Hive angry

(S03 E20) I didn't manage to write anything during the episode

But: I thought the lift from the bar to the HQ was really fancy

I was constantly angry at Lincoln for wanting to be with Daisy. So he fooled me too

I was definitely glad that he fooled me and didn't actually wanted to go to Daisy

I still don't like Talbot, even though he didn't really do anything for disliking him

I thought it was really cool that they tricked Hive and Daisy

I am still surprised that Lash doesn't harm Daisy, in contrary really. He was so careful when saving her and freeing her from Hive's sway

I am honestly not sure if I am glad that Lash died or not. Because, yes, he did kill a lot of innocent people, but he also saved Daisy, and maybe they need this power a few more times to free inhumans from Hive's sway

I did not really understand what bad news Fitzsimmons had in the end

(S03 E21) Fitz screamed like a monkey

I'm impressed that Fitz could keep up with that code

Fitz finally initiated a high-five and there's no one who's willing to give him one

Oh dammit, Coulson wants to put Daisy into that machine

Don't provoke Lincoln

Okay, he did

Brett Dalton is honestly a very good actor

Don't get too excited about catching Hive. There is always a hook

Fitz really is the romantic one

I told you, don't get too excited, Hive would find a way to escape

What the hell do you think you're doing, Daisy?

(S03 E22) some post-episode notes

That was... a lot

No, seriously, that was really thrilling

I can't recall particular thoughts or details I want to point out

But a few times I realized I'd clapped my hand over my mouth. I didn't know people really do that, I thought that's just something people in movies do

These new inhumans certainly are pretty creepy

When they were in the room where Jemma was hiding, I was so confused why they couldn't see her

Also Dr Radcliffe is too full of himself

Dammit, I knew Lincoln would die in this episode, but still- Whyyy? I was just stating to REALLY like him

Also Daisy didn't make it any easier not to cry

And that six-months-later scene wasn't what I was looking for. That Daisy left the team

And what the hell does Radcliffe plan to do?

Who is AIDA?

So many questions

But this also means that Fitzsimmons is now at least half a year together, which makes me happy

One of the few things in this episode that made me happy

So, this was me watching AoS season three within 11 days. That was... something. A lot to take in, to think about. I mean we finally got Fitzsimmons. Hive's dead. A lot of other good things happened. But sadly also a lot of bad and not-so-good things. I'm gonna miss Bobbi and Hunter like hell. I already do. (Well, not that I actually miss hell, but I'm gonna miss them really really much). But now to season four. Looking forward to it.

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Breakfast?

A/N: I know I have gone AWOL, but work has kept me busy till now. Also, I don't know what I'm doing but Charlie Dempsey is my new favourite.

Warnings: (18+) Minors - Big No!

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My body felt stiff and sore after last night's match against Thea, and my nerves were screaming for a cup of coffee.

Looking around, I saw no one was up yet, the guys were probably still sleeping or hit the gym early, I don't understand why Teoman would wake up at 5 to work out if he had all day...

I got to the kitchen and was thankful when I got to the kettle to see that my cup was already there just waiting to be filled. It meant that my boys were at the gym, and that they actually remembered about my coffee.

"Shh, Y/N is still sleeping! There's going to be hell if we wake her up." "Nonsense, Charlie. Just smile at her and all is forgiven, the two of you are so closely kn-" I turned to find a tired looking Charlie and Rohan coming through the kitchen door, eyes wide as Rohan swallowed his words.

"Good morning lads. Want a cup?" "Uh- yeah. That'll be great." Rohan sat down but Charlie excused himself to get a shower in. "Thanks for almost spilling our little secret Raja!" I hissed as he smiled while sipping on his tea, as drinking coffee so early in the morning made him sick. "You're welcome. Oh before I forget, his birthday present is in my room if you wanted to check it out." I jumped from my spot at the counter and ran to Rohan's room, now eager to see the gift.

"Hey, Rohan, you mind if I borrowed - Y/N. Sorry..." Charlie suddenly emerged in nothing but a towel around his waist, both our faces bright red. "No,no no. Everything's fine. Rohan is in the kitchen." I tried to squeeze past him but he blocked the door with his huge frame. "Come on Y/N, I need to talk to you." "Get dressed first." I chuckled at him, the curls falling into his face when he shook his head, a smile creeping on his face.

"Nah, I think you'll like the conversation more if I stayed like this. Come on, before Teoman and Rohan see." I turned to see the 2 of them conversating in the kitchen, Teoman's hair a complete mess stating that the German just woke up.

"What's so important Charlie?" I asked as we hurried to his room, he checking around him as he pushed me inside. "Nothing, you know... Just the normal secret sharing. What does Rohan know that I don't? He almost spilled something didn't he?" He came closer as he spoke to the point where we were inches away from each other, his eyes devilish.

"Uh, it's about your birthday. That's all." I lied, backing up to try and get to the door, Charlie's arm preventing me from escaping as he shut the door when I opened it. "Come on Y/N, tell me." He whispered from behind me, shivers tingling down my spine. My head was turning into a mess while my stomach had a warm funny feeling. He knows what I told Rohan, the idiot can't ever keep his mouth shut. "There's nothing else to tell Charlie." I simply stated, a sigh escaping his mouth when he grabbed my hips and swung me around. He leaned in and placed a soft kiss to my ear. "I don't believe you. One of two reasons being that you instantly started moaning when I kissed you."

Fuck Y/N, now you're screwed. "Fine, so what if I like you a little bit. Its nothing." I crossed my arms over my chest while leaning into the door away from his face. He smiled even wider, rubbing the slight stubble that was forming on his chin now. "Well, it matters to me. Especially since I asked the guys to give you as a birthday present." My eyes grew large as he grabbed onto my hips, pulling me into him, kissing down the sensitive skin on my neck. "Charlie..." A moan escaped my lips before I could prevent it, my hands travelling to his hair and neck. "See, I told you there was something else." The feeling in my stomach got heavier as he carried on leaving gentle kisses from my neck to my jaw and shoulders.

"We shouldn't be doing this." "Oh, but that's what makes it more fun, babe. The guys won't be able to touch you. You're mine now." I felt his hands grab my legs and hoist me up against the wall, the simple kisses on the neck turning to a full blown make out session. He tasted sweet on my tongue, the scent of his shampoo dangling in my nose as he moved back, carrying me to the bed.

"I told you, the conversation is going to be more fun naked." He whispered before disposing of his towel, working on my clothes. "Hey, Charlie. You okay in there?" Rohan's voice came from the other side of the door, a scoff escaping Charlie's mouth. "Yeah, perfectly fine." He shouted back as he looked back down at me.

I couldn't control myself, I grabbed his shoulders and pulled him down into another kiss, wrapping my legs around his waist, Charlie moaning as I got to work on his neck. "Fuckkkkk... Y/N, we better make this quick if we're doing this. The idiots outside will start trying to get in." He pulled us up into a sitting position as he got rid of my pants and underwear, sitting me down on his lap.

"You sure about this?" I asked and he nodded, reaching for his bedside drawer, grabbing a condom while switching on the radio. This was the signal in the house to not disturb the one playing the music, normally when one brought their girlfriend to the house. "Tell me if it gets too much and I'll stop." I nodded as he pulled me into a kiss, lifting me up and putting me down onto him. I had to grab onto his shoulders as he filled me up, a slight sting as he started slowly moving back and fighting back a moan. "Faster." I panted after a while, the pain turning to pleasure. "Doll..." "Faster Charlie, please." My breathing was ragged as I tried to fasten the tempo, Charlie throwing me onto my back, moving faster as he did it. "You feel so good." He whispered as he kept going, kissing any skin he could get hold of.

"Charlie, I-I'm close." "Then go ahead and come for me." He worked faster, rubbing my sweet spot as I arched my back. My eyes turned inside out when the orgasm hit, his climax hitting soon afterwards. I tried to stabilize my breathing when he let go of me, moving to grab my clothes, but Charlie stopped me. "Relax. They already know, so you make yourself comfortable while I get you a drink and something to eat." He patted on the bed and held open the covers, my small figure soon engulfed in one of his shirts.

He appeared soon with breakfast and coffee, but I fell asleep before hand, waking up to him kissing my shoulders, hands rubbing my back. "Rohan is looking through the entire house for you, Teoman just told us to keep it still for now." I nodded as I sat up and started on my breakfast, Rohan suddenly barging through the door. "I can't find - Oh. Ohhhh..." His eyes grew wild and closed the door as he left quicker than he came in. "I guess that's public news now." Charlie just smiled laying down with his head on my legs, my hand playing with his hair as the other one held the piece of toast. "He'll be alright. Just forget about him." He said as he closed his eyes, rubbing my leg through the covers.

"Well, since breakfast is finished, care to join me?" I patted the spot next to me, Charlie moving lazily, grabbing my body closer as he got comfortable. He fell asleep soon after, my head coming to rest on his chest, his heartbeat lulling me to sleep.

#charlie dempsey #charlie dempsey x reader #die familie #nxt uk #charlie dempsey smut

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Wow gone 7. Are you trying to give a heart attack?? It was really good, you had me on the edge of my seat, and still because what is going to happen next!!! Is the fbi in Bennets pocket to, I mean who knows how large his network is.

Honestly I think Jay shot Bennet. And I woukf be so happy if he did. Because Bennet deserves it.

On a side note, so cute how protective jk is and how worried he is for her safety, makes my heart swell with joy🥰

I can't wait for what comes next. I know I said it before but this really could be a book or a movie or both. Damn such a good story. Every chapter hooks me from the first word, love it. Also a little sad because it hooks me it's over so damn fast, and I cant get enough of this story🥺

And the spin off ideas sound great if you ask me😁.

You outdid yourself again and I know the next one will also be toptier. Thank you for sharing your masterpiece😘

Sending lots a love❤

Hey love!

Sorry I've been awol, I've been busy traveling and spending time with family.

PLEASE don't have a heart attack, that would ruin my day, and also probably yours too if I had to guess.

We can all hope Jay shot Bennett, we all know the asshole deserves it; and I may be nice enough to let karma play out the way it was intended.

JK is so protective and it makes my heart melt every single time, We stan soft protective jk <33333

YOU'RE WAY TOO SWEET I'M BLUSHING.... I do hope to publish it one day, a version of it at least. I hate to say but I'm going to have to make you wait a little longer until chapter 8 just because July is a very busy month for me and this upcoming chapter is going to be SO important. We're getting to the end of things, only a few chapters left, but this one is probably going to be the most important one I write with basically only two major scenes, but it's a lot, and I don't want to rush it.

But no if I do an Aria spinoff who should be her fwb... she's not one for relationships and I feel like she would definitely just have a guy friend that she's sleeping with and brings along on some of her adventures, but WHO SHOULD IT BE???

And babe, a masterpiece?? You're inflating my ego a bit much, but thank you so much!! Stay safe and drink enough water, my likely dehydrated babes <333333

#roxy1205 #fic: gone #rhy responds #ILY<33333

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hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^

RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino

WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe

A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖

NARUTO

you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?

yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling

its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???

definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)

holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.

asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village

jiraiya was so proud of him T-T

comes up with the WORST pickup lines

they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost

has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere

it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him

you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea

concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong

he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,

“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”

you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.

SAKURA

100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you

they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???

writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror

“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”

her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would

does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again

like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair

her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats

ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.

eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters

loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly

but she especially loves chihuahuas

they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself

dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails

she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3

SHIKAMARU

this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.

is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.

it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him

tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭

just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again

hates checkers, loves chess

“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara

i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling

like that’s his hidden talent

can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm

speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue

like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it

he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible

wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.

thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at

you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day

plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)

INO

teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair

like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair

sakura was just fuming in the sidelines

“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”

yeah, ino 🙄

the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr

ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy

also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not

and definitely judges you for your sign 😣

“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”

makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower

only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)

one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff

also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes

also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands

can play a badass flute solo. period.

CHOJI

would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus

he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY

he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??

whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food

“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”

“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”

he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!

asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles

it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D

he really likes crayons!!!!

like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them

he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.

definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town

he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies

i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk

like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH

he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3

NEJI

he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.

just cucumber

like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah

it’s mellow and cool, just like him!

speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials

it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well

seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.

i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why

like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye

CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows

who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute

he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul

he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T

also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you

LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.

i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature

he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna

it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶

ROCK LEE

100% milly rocks everywhere

gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing

“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”

they also dab together. a lot

DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.

definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party

he’s mad skilled at it too

headspins and windmills galore

challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him

lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back

naruto obliged, and he STILL lost

RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T

i feel like his favorite subject is science

not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS

definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair

but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time

created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day

and it was actually working

girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face

he was so abashed at the sudden attention

heck, it even worked on sakura

“oi, lee-san!”

“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”

her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder

“hey... lee-san?”

“what is it?”

“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”

legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.

TENTEN

has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast

it’s like a superpower

like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting

naruto is so jealous.

she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things

taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them

she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool

made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them

i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes

LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds

like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!

hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs

she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan

sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this

but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)

KIBA

kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not

like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect

you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house

it’s pure artwork

i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭

kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.

he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO

he just wallowed there... in shame...

also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!

he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence

not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost

okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!

seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7

it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning

10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️

HINATA

always smells like lavender soap. always

also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things

oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)

everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters

and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭

naruto goes BALLISTIC over them

she lets him have all of them <3

tennis girl!!! tennis girl.

all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet

but she has a KILLER serve

and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)

she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance

i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies

she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional

also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!

color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane

everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^

SHINO

shino is SO easy to prank

“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*

“eyemaster bait. that is because—”

even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE

tried his hand at writing haikus

here’s his best one so far:

“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame

VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect

praise it, pls

had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid

and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.

he loves the little chitters of the different bugs

he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room

collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)

HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says

“my ants”

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stilldani24 · 3 years

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Pain, but like, It’s Tolerable

corpse husband x platonic!reader oneshot

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request: “corpse x reader where she’s a streamer but she’s very private about her personal life and she randomly goes awol for a week before coming back and steaming among us. during the game the others notice that she’s unusually quiet and she lets it slip that she had surgery and is kind of in pain and that’s why she isn’t talking much and everyone is concerned, specially corpse and then he texts her/facetimes her after they both stop streaming to make sure she’s alright and to scold her (like playfully) for not letting him know about the surgery” from anonymous

Your doctor told you to rest for a while, not to work out, and not do anything too strenuous. You knew exactly what to do during your recovery period, and that was play Among Us until you literally dropped from exhaustion.

Okay, not really. But pretty close.

You were actually kind of nervous to go back to playing, especially since you had been pretty much AWOL for the entire week. You had suffered from a few health conditions throughout your life, and had numerous surgeries to fix them, or at least attempt to. Whenever you had one surgery, another one followed three or so years later. And after years of trying to get your kidneys to work with you, you had eventually gone into kidney failure and began dialysis while still trying to be a streamer and maintain your friendships with those you met online. It was hard, balancing everything while also being an adult who had to pay rent and shit, but you managed. All you had to do was pray that someone in your life was a match for you so you didn’t have to wait potentially years on the waitlist.

Your sister was tested and came back as a match, and graciously donated her kidney so you could stop needing dialysis and have a long, happy life. You two now only had one kidney each. Kidney buddies. You should remember to make a shirt like that for Christmas to give to her.

But the second day back from the hospital, you made your way slowly to your game room. You had an ice pack to your incision, wrapped in a towel of course, and slowly sat down in your chair with a soft grunt. After situating your pillows so you wouldn’t be in too much pain, you messaged your Discord group you were in with Corpse, Sean, Felix, and a few others that you were down to play. They immediately sent the game code and you hopped into the game, followed by joining the call. The lobby consisted of Sean, Felix, Corpse, Dave, PJ, Nogla, and yourself. Sean, Felix, and Nogla were streaming whereas the other four of you would just be vibing along with them. You would get back to your regularly scheduled streams when you healed a bit more, so you could be your normal loud and animated self while not worrying your viewers too much.

“Y/N!” Sean greeted you enthusiastically, making you smile as your little purple avatar ran around the lobby of the game. “Where the hell have you been, we’ve been worried sick!”

“Yeah, no kidding,” Corpse added, and you sensed a little smile behind his voice, but also genuine worry. “Where were you, yeah.”

“Oh, just had some personal business to take care of, don’t worry about me,” you responded casually, adjusting yourself a bit. It caused a little twang of pain, causing you to hiss quietly. “So, uh, what are we playing today?”

“We’re gonna play hide and seek, you down?” Felix asked.

“Oh, so down. Let’s go, boys,” you replied back with a grin.

As you played a few rounds of hide and seek, followed by a few rounds of the school game telephone, and finally you guys put the lobby in 3x speed and raced around the map. The boys were all loud as hell as normal, and the race was hella fun, but if you laughed too hard, it hurt like a son of a bitch. Corpse had noticed after a while of your near silence, but didn’t say anything until his worry got the best of him.

“Hey, Y/N. Are you sure you’re okay, you seem really out of it today,” he mentioned in the lobby between games.

You sighed, running your fingers through your hair. “Alright, fine, I’ll spill. I didn’t wanna say anything while a few of you were streaming, but it’s alright. I got surgery a week ago. I had a kidney transplant after my kidneys failed, so yeah. I’m in pain right now, but it’s tolerable so I wanted to play with you guys. Kinda take my mind off of it.”

The boys were kinda silent after that.

“No cap?” Corpse finally asked, making you laugh. While you were both Gen Z, the lingo sometimes got you when he used it in front of people who definitely were not Gen Z.

“No cap, Corpse,” you replied, a smile still on your face. “Deadass though, I’m doing alright. I missed playing after not being able to for a week of being in the hospital so let’s get back to it, shall we?”

After a weird game of trivia, where Dave gave PJ the easiest question ever and the rest of you questions you couldn’t even think of answering, the lot of you stopped playing and exited the call to go about the rest of your days. Not even two minutes later though, as you were trying to get the strength to stand up, your phone began ringing with the familiar tone for FaceTime. You slumped back down into your chair before picking up your phone.

“Hey, Corpse, what’s up? Miss me already?” you teased as you sat back in your chair, grunting a little bit from the movement. You were definitely not FaceTime ready, with dirty hair and sleep deprived eyes, but you were always down to talk to your best friend. You didn’t give a fuck what you looked like to him. Corpse had his camera off.

“Damn, you look like shit,” he laughed, making you do as well. It was just the kind of friendship you had. “But what the fuck, dude? You were MIA for a week just to come back to say that you had a kidney transplant? The fuck?”

“I’m sorry!” You laughed, holding your arms up slightly in defense. “I didn’t wanna worry you. You already got shit going on in your life, you don’t need my problems tacked on as well.”

Corpse audibly huffed, and you could tell he was just rolling eyes. Playfully, of course. “Hell, if you needed a kidney, you could have fucking asked. I don’t know if I’d even be a match but I’d be willing to get tested.”

“Awe, Corpsie,” you teased playfully. “Genuine friendship? In this economy? Unheard of. But thank you, that actually means a lot. Where were you when I was on dialysis though, huh?”

“Well if you would have fucking told me--”

“Whoops, look at the time! Gotta go!”

#corpse husband #corpse husband x reader #corpse husband x y/n #corpse husband x you #corpse x reader #corpse x you #corpse x y/n #corpse husband fanfic #request #corpse simp

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thetriggeredhappy · 2 years

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another commission done, this one for the Firewatch setting and mercs talking over the radio, so i picked the ones who most like talking and talking on the phone, respectively. scout and pauling friendship inbound!

(warnings for alcohol mention. she’s a short one, this time.)

“Hello, come in Outpost Incline.”

Scout sat bolt upright, fumbling to kick free of blankets and the stack of comics he was buried under and get to his feet, nearly falling flat on his face with a yelp and practically braining himself on the table.

“Outpost Incline, come in, Outpost Incline? Anyone there?” repeated the voice from the radio, and Scout swore a few times under his breath as he managed to twist his ankle free of the quilt. His attempt to scramble across half the room was further muddled by the fact that instead of managing to pick up the walkie, he accidentally whacked it too hard with his palm, sending it clacking to the floor and halfway under the little desk.

“Oh, come the fuck on!” Scout groaned, dropping and starting to fumble blindly beneath the thing, trying his best not to rip out any cables on accident.

“Outpost Incline, I swear. It’s two in the afternoon,” the radio chided him, muffled from–there it was! “If you’re still asleep–”

“I’m here, I’m here!” Scout cut in, breathing a sigh of relief. “Sorry. I was busy. My bad. Hey, Miss P!”

“Uh huh. Hello, Scout.” A pause from the other end of the radio. “So, Scout, here’s the thing.”

Scout nodded, realized she couldn’t see him, and rushed to correct himself. “Uh, yeah, what? Uh, I mean, what’s up?”

“Look, we had that talk, right? That you were on the comms too much? Using up too many airwaves, too much chatter? And besides that, that I have to run a lot of stations and can’t spend all day talking to you about the X-Men?”

“Uh. Yeah. I remember,” Scout said slowly, face heating up.

“And, look, I get it. Outpost duty is objectively rough on people. We get bored out here, you guys especially, since I’m the one who has a few lines but you’ve all only got one each. Everyone wants to be on the radio all the time, there’s just gotta be an upper limit. We went over this, we talked about it.”

“Yeah, no, for sure.”

“Okay, and it’s great that you took that to heart, but that doesn’t mean go completely AWOL.”

“I, hey, what? I’m AWOL?” Scout asked, startled.

“I, no, not actually AWOL, just–look, you don’t have to completely stop checking in. You haven’t radio’d in like three days. Radio less doesn’t mean radio none. Alright? Middle ground.”

“Oh. Uh, okay,” Scout said, switched hands with the radio, took a seat. “I mean… sure.”

A pause. “Alright, what’s with the silence.”

“I, just, Jesus nothing ever happens out here.”

“Oh my god tell me about it,” Miss Pauling groaned. “Seriously. I’m so bored.”

“Like, I would love to give you updates, Miss P. But nothing is ever even happening. Ever.”

“For what it’s worth, you guys are all stuck on these temporarily. Just to get some paperwork filed, just to make you look less shitty than you are.”

“Alright, rude.” Scout brought his legs up onto the chair with him, picking at a loose thread in a sock. “Couldn’t you at least give us something to fuckin’ do, though?”

“Scout. I let you all get a whole crate of non-essentials and a full backpack. That’s a lot up in the mountains like this.”

“Oh, like I didn’t have to carry the backpack by myself on the hike up here.”

A pause. “...Shut up. I’m the nicest boss ever.”

Scout snickered. “I, it, no, yeah. You kind of are.”

A pause again. “Don’t you, like… draw and stuff? Or was it painting?”

“Both. Mostly drawing.”

“Keeping busy with that?”

“I mean, how many times can I draw the same four views out the same four windows?”

“Touche.” A pause. “Apparently Spy is just reading a lot. Same with Heavy.”

“Has the Doc found any woodland creatures to like… disassemble?”

“Yeah, that’s the thing, he hasn’t said he has, but also, he definitely wouldn’t tell me if he did, right?”

“Oh for sure he’d lie.” Scout looked over at the desk. “I did one cool drawing the other day, though.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah.” He picked up the sheet of paper. “I filled a sheet of paper all the way up with tiny triangles. Like, real tiny. Thumbtack hole sized. There’s like at least a thousand. Took me five hours straight.”

A long pause. “...Maybe you should just start drinking a lot, like the rest of us. Instead of, um. Drawing triangles.”

“Heh. Yeah.” He glanced over to the side at the empty bottle of tequila he’d put on the windowsill. “I did that too.”

“Wow. Those two things related?”

“Nope. I was always like this. Teachers would bust me for it all the time in school.”

“Drawing triangles?”

“Just generally being kind of a freak.”

“Well, maybe this job will be good for you, then. Plenty of time and silence to be a freak where nobody can judge you.”

“Hey, is that why you’re out here?” he quipped, grinning.

“Wow. Ouch, Scout. Ouch.” He smiled, hearing that she was laughing, at least a little. “Well, if insulting my character is off the checklist, is there anything else you wanted to talk about before I sign off? I gotta check in to make sure Demo still has a pulse, too.”

“Nah, I’m good. Talk to you later, Miss P. Outpost Incline, signing off.”

“Talk to you later, Outpost Incline.”

Silence. Scout picked up the halfway-shredded down pencil and started drawing some more triangles.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #shut up me #my fanfiction #everybody talks #its not scoutpauling i should clarify. i just want them to be literal actual best friends in the world #because pauling deserves someone to hype her up and scout deserves someone who will tell him to shut up to his face

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