#also hes 5'2". btw
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dude can you please do a face reveal i need to see what you look like. or draw yourself. im so curious im sorry ok bye have a good day
yes i do look like the most sterotypical asian man imaginable. yes i am a biology major. yes i use reddit. yes im an incel. yes my favorite subjects are math and biology. yes i wore polo shirts through all of middle school. yes i am blind without my glasses. yes the lenses are so fucking thick they stick out of the frames. yes i have racist huge front buck-teeth. yes i am abnormally short. yes im a shitty driver. dont ask me about my penis.
#i put two vers bc i have a half failed stache going on#but like people either notice it immediately or dont at all until someone says something then they cant unsee it#im a late bloomer and its been getting thicker recently but not enough to shave yk?#also started developing a hint of a master shifu thang under my lip but a tiny hint nothin special yet#i have eternal asian youth btw okay know that as a highschool senior in my mixed classes some thought i was a middle schooler#bc my highschool was mixed with middleschoolers#when i go to restaurants outside the asian community i get handed the kids menu sometimes#wieners friends saw a photo of me hanging with him 2 months ago and asked why he was hanging with an 11 year old#everytime i tell people my age theyre surprised its hell on fucking earf#dont even get me started on what happened in barnes n noble when i was buying my chinese yaoi (shoutout to those who remember when dat)#ask#also i am 4'11 and that is normal for my family my mom n dad are like 5'1 n 5'2
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Whenever I write Danny and have to actually give him descriptors for height and weight, I loosely base him off of myself at his age. Because I too am a scrawny puny little trans dude who got bullied in high school/got called a twink by a football player who desperately wanted attention from my older sister
But I've had a few people come out of the woodworks to say that how I'm describing Danny is unreasonable and physically impossible. Which to me, is wild because I make him a little bit more heavier than I was at that age. Thought I was being reasonable since they literally throw him like he's nothing, which I try to reflect in it. Also I write him being cut open/dead a lot and it just works really well so I try to be consistent and think about the consequences of being half dead. Muscle loss n all y'know? Frail little dude whose elbow would easily dislocate if he fell wrong totally not speaking from experience
(this is /gen and /nm cause my brain is dumbfounded)
#danny phantom#danny fenton#wild shit tbh#i also base him off of my cis younger brother at that age#i make him 5'2 and 90lbs btw. which us more than what i weighed at the time#and more than i am now but thats not important#idk what to tell yall#people have gotten MAD in a few fics that i make him small#like. i just think that him being thrown around means hes extra scrawny and the amount of times my friends pick me up and fling me around#kinda makes it a good basis#also i have zero idea what healthy weight for thst age looks like#bro weighs more than me in my fics
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having a little brother is wild bc ill read something like "12 yr old and friends goes on a dangerous lifetreatening adventure look at them have fun :)" and then i look at my string bean skinny bird bone looking ass of a 12 yr old little brother and im like THAT? you want THAT going on a life threatening adventure? good god
#it fucks me up#and the fact my little brother is already tall for his age#like hello#its fucked up#i get emotional abt it and have to hug my little brother to achieve equilibrium#he got his middle school acceptance today btw#hes going to middle school..........#i literally changed that little gremlins diapers..........and hes going to middle school#hes 5'2 now did you know. thats a solid five inches shorter than me#its distressing#i cry abt it all the time#not bc im the short one in the family but bc hes so TALL hes growing up bro#his voice cracked a while ago and it was the funniest thing in the world#but i was also assaulted by The Grips#when your heart squeezes like holy fuck#and youre beset with The Emotions#its terminal#was watching one of my videos on my phone like ooh#and it was my little brother dancing with my mom like YEARS ago#like he was half my height years ago#he was so baby shaped man 😭#ugh#anyways#michi tag
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Could you do an Undertale, Underfell, and maybe Underswap with an enderman-like S/O, like they're really tall, jet black skin, can teleport, the whole shebang. But instead of eye contact making them aggressive, it just makes them really anxious and on edge.
(To clarify, I see teleporting and short cutting as to different things. Teleporting is instantaneous disappearing and then reappearing while shortcutting is more like a portal type thing)
(Love your hcs, btw. Here, have some chocolate 🍫 ❤️)
Enderman-like OCs and stuff are always so cool bc Endermen are cool. And thank you!! can't have chocolate without strawberries though! so here !! 🍓🍓🍓. I agree btw! I don't always write it, but I've always seen shortcuts as needing to happen at the edge of the screen/at certain points in the world like doorways. So portal-like if you don't think about it too much!
| UT/UF/US x Enderman-esque!Reader || Romantic || Fluff |
Sans
How neat!
Up until meeting you, he's been the only Monster that can disappear and reappear he knows.
On the surface, he definitely likes to race you and see who can get further faster. The deciding factor is genuinely only on if you can teleport before Sans can get to a shortcut.
Y'all's score is about even.
Listen. This man is like 5'2" (~157cm). Even if you aren't exceptionally tall, like 6' (~182cm), he has to try to look in your eyes.
Try to tell him pretty early on in the relationship, but even if you put it off you really don't need to worry too much.
For others though, he tries to act as a mediator to give you a second to prepare yourself.
His life as a stand-up comedian has also given him a few tips and tricks to help you.
Things like "Look just slightly past the person you're talking to" and "Look right between their eyes"
Once you guys are pretty established in your relationship Sans makes sure to keep something for you to hold onto in his pocket.
Sometimes it's a fidget toy. Sometimes it's a roll of tape he snagged out of the junk drawer on the way out the door.
Truly depends on the day.
Papyrus
"PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T USE YOUR TELEPORTING TO BE A LAZY-BONES LIKE MY BROTHER"
Tred... Carefully here.
He thinks it's neat sure, but if he catches you teleport from the couch to the kitchen for a snack back to the couch prepare to be lectured.
He's not mad at you he's just passionate.
You can buy his silence very easily if you are willing to surprise him with a grocery run without needing to drive.
Papyrus is scary good at reading people, so if you don't mention that you can't do eye contact, he'll figure it out by the end of the day.
So, regardless of whether you tell him or not, he will start fully turning his head away from you while you guys talk.
He doesn't even need to be able to see your face normally.
He can be doing something with his back to you and he will instinctively turn his head.
Yes, that does probably mean he turned enough to see you slightly.
That also means he can see what he's doing less so you might want to remind him to look forward lest y'all have a mess.
As a crafty guy, he'll make you some little item for you to hold onto if you need to.
Introduce him to fidget toys. He'll lose his mind.
Red
Stressed mostly.
Underground, someone who can teleport is bad news.
Once you get into his good graces, he's your biggest fan.
Have you ever been a living taxi? Do you want to be? regardless of the answer Red is gonna try to mooch a free trip out of you all the time.
Similar to Sans, he's short. You really don't need to worry about constant eye contact from him.
Or any Monster for that matter. I've always seen Fell-verses as not being eye contact heavy for probably obvious reasons.
Red still does try to give you some tips and they are somewhat similar to Sans'.
He likes to whittle things with interesting textures for you to hold and mess with.
Think something like a little animal figure with ridges and bumps and stuff.
Edge
So here's the thing about Edge.
He is not dumb and he is very emotionally intelligent.
That awareness of the world does not overpower his lack of chill.
He makes the Most Intense eye contact with people and you are going to need to tell him to knock it off.
Because you can be completely turned away from him and you will still feel his gaze.
Once your relationship progresses more, he stops trying to turn you to stone with his eye sockets.
By that point, he will also be comfortable telling you to do whatever you want so you don't need to worry yourself about looking in other people's eyes. If they say anything he is more than ready to tell them off for you.
Obviously, he also has a similar worry to his brother about your teleportation. At least initially. He's in the royal guard and a high-ranking member at that! He has a right to be a little wary.
What he won't tell you is that he's easy to please so you can do the bare minimum to prove your friendship/interest in him and he folds.
If you're the type that's into it, he really enjoys sparring with you. He thinks your teleporting is a really fun challenge.
Edge will find you the tiniest, most obscenely complex puzzle boxes on the market to give you.
He says it's something about keeping your mind sharp but it's more so insurance that you won't get bored of it too quickly.
That and he likes bragging about his datemate being able to solve complex puzzles.
Blue
Despite the height difference, he looks you in the eyes super hard all the time.
It's not to be mean or anything! He's just passionate and forgetful.
This is one of the few guys where avoiding eye contact is gonna be more on you.
He'll notice after a bit during conversation and relax a bit but until then...
He thinks your teleporting is pretty neat!
He's not crazy about the lazy applications of your ability, but who's he to tell you to stop teleporting?
He complains even less once he realizes you can take the both of you on spontaneous, last-minute date nights.
He likes to give you his things to hold onto.
He tries to keep it to a reasonable size but you have ended up with one of his action figures before.
Guess you can carry it in a bag?
If you like much smaller objects he'll give you cool rocks out of his collection
Stretch
He was already a couch potato before meeting you, he's even worse now.
To shortcut he still has to get up and walk to a spot where he can but you? You can just poof from wherever?
Yeahhhh you're on snack duty from now until forever. That includes the convenience store.
Force him to come with you. Don't let him get too comfortable.
Stretch isn't big on eye contact himself, so neither of you has ever had a problem with it.
Stretch will find you cool knickknacks to hold onto. usually super little ones with a button or switch. Something tactile.
If it's your style, he is also willing to sew you a little stuffed animal or something. It makes it happy to know it's being loved regularly.
#papyrus x reader#sans x reader#undertale x reader#undertale imagines#undertale scenarios#ut!papyrus#ut!sans#uf!papyrus#uf!sans#us!papyrus#us!sans#x reader#underfell x reader#underswap x reader#•centipede writes•
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Meghan's Prostitution Resurfaces amid her Links to Prince Andrew
I think everyone on tumblr knows that when Dorito told Joshua Silverstein that Meghan was "traveling the world as a MODEL" (5'2 ordinary looks and political ambitions) she was doing more to earn money than take photos in tacky clothes.
I'm a big fan of TRGs work. In a video, she addressed the recent article that connects the transactional relationships that put Meghan Markle into Harry's orbit.
What surprised me most was the large number of comments from people who really had no idea that Meghan's past most likely put her in Jeffrey Epstein's orbit. Even Lady C has spoken about rumors that Meghan allegedly met Prince Andrew before she actually met Harry. Lady C also said she knows things about Meghan that are encased in cement: "the press knows, everyone knows."
While I'm glad TRG finally told her audience that both Harry and Meghan were in Istanbul Turkey in April 2015 she did get several other details wrong. It's important to connect the dots but the people in her comments section aren't doing their own research like what we do here on Tumblr which is the reason I get concerned when misinformation is spead on YouTube etc because it makes people question the validity of the entire thesis.
Here are my notes to TRG:
1-According to Bower, Fitzpatrick---- MM met via golfer Rory McIlroy. MM pursued Rory like everyone else, via her social media & she used the ice bucket challenge to meet him. He sent her the challenge and she told him to come over and do it himself. Rory was staying at John Fitzpatrick's nyc hotel. Rory helps John with good PR for Ireland.
I think you actually spoke about this mtg bc I recall you speaking about the notorious late night parties at Chiprioni's. Perhaps you forgot. Use the Revenge index to read the full story. Mm pursued Rory. Fitzpatrick seems to tag along with Rory for the celebrity social scene. Back then, Mm was desperately searching for an athlete (or prince) boyfriend bc Chef Cory wasn't good enough to be the future father of her kids (clearly she didn't consider harry's low IQ). Whatever she has been trained to do in bed, it ruined Rory's golf game and yet he still went back for more the next day. Mm also documented their mtg on her social media & featured Rory on the blog something she wouldn't do for cory.
2-Fitzpatrick & Sarah Rafferty are also close. He may have known Rafferty b4 markle. He works to unite Irish celebrities & to back ($) globalists like the Clintons on behalf of Ireland. I consider him to be a lobbyist. He's rumored to be gay but perhaps like mm he's fluid. He has met Charles on multiple occasions in his "lobbyist" role and he knew charles b4 he met mm. He invited her to meet Obama at the WH. Allegedly they flew or met up with her buddy Ron Burkle (Soho House owner) whose plane she frequented as did Bill Clinton. BTW-When Clinton staffers were asked why they allowed Clinton to hang out with slimy Ron Burkle they said, "let us know when you figure it out." Check the daily mail for a pending sexual assault law suit against bill clinton filed by 3 or 4 females who were teenagers when bill was flying around with burkle on air*uck1. The law suit resurfaced about 3 or 4 years ago. Of course our American media didn't cover it. The Daily Mail helped the girls reach out to Burkle & Clinton for hush money.
3-Fitzpatrick is responsible for hillary obtaining that ridiculous "chancellor" position in Ireland after she lost the 2016 election & after the UK approved Brexit.
4-mm wasn't the 1st girl "sent" to date harry. Several years ago, the brf was warned that their participation was expected & if not, "they" could put someone in their inner circle.
Enter the Obamas. They invited Harry to Chicago & filled up his head with woke nonsense. He decided he wanted to find his own "michelle obama." He specifically was interested in a left wing, black woman.
A very brown skin black woman (who lived in Texas) was asked to date harry. We know this bc after mm popped up, the very sweet, pretty young woman revealed that she had been asked to date harry but she turned (the backers) them down. She said, "I couldn't do THAT to harry. This explains Barack Obama's hot mic-ish convo w/harry during an invictus basketball game. Instead of watching the game, Obama had made a special trip to Toronto to check-in with harry on how things were going w/mm.
This also explains the reason mm thought she could gatecrash Michelle's London book event to meet her. Mm really thinks of herself as that vip who infiltrated the brf on behalf of the world's globalists. She feels like they owe her and she's one of them. She thinks she became a first lady who deserves billions of dollars bc she slept w/harry. She's delusional.
Remember when she cleared the stands at Wimbledon? Watch the video and you'll see her friend Lindsay Roth Jordan telling her "smile. look happy." The other friend said "put your hat on." That hat is a message, a symbol to her clients & in this case those backers. Shortly after the Wimbledon fiasco Hillary Clinton went on the record to say the press was racist. You can watch both of Hillary's statements- one recorded w/Chelsea & the other for a uk radio program.
5-Allegedly mm was involved with Jean Luc Brunel's MC2 model management which was financed by JEpstein. There is an infamous photo of Mm with Epstein's Rachel "Ray" Chandler.
6-we know mm was traveling the world "modeling" bc Dorito told Joshua Silverstein those exact words. We've seen many of the hideous photographs & a few videos🤢 Remember she also knows Harvey Weinstein who labeled her hopeless as an actress but told her she should use her long legs.😂
7-there is evidence to indicate that she attended NXIVM training---the clintons (& soros) used nxivm to blackmail the majority of new york state. It's possible that mm even recruited for nxivm nyc or toronto. NXIVM was also THRIVING on Vancouver island.
Fun fact: Trump had no idea that mm had made ugly comments about him during the campaign. So why did he go on the record and say I'm not a fan of hers & Harry's gonna need a lot of luck? He said that BEFORE he was told about the things she said during the campaign.
I believe he had classified info on her. He probably also knew about her nyc reputation w/business men like those at cantor fitzgerald. And we all know she allegedly slept with Trump's former treasury secretary who attended the UK state dinner (steve Mnuchin)
8-we also know that mm is desperate for security. Harry's job was to clean up her past which included IPP status. She wants to wear blood diamonds, but she wants to be protected from the men who gave them to her. She's afraid of her past. The rumors are that Tyler Perry is her next mark. The irony is that she would have invited him to the wedding had he been white. But back then, she was too good for Madea. Now she's desperate. Perhaps she will seduce Tyler Perry into a marriage for his billions, his island & for SECURITY. He's revealed himself as a thirsty liar who can be bought. (btw-he's trying to purchase BET).
No one else cares about her. She & noprah had no idea how those manipulated headlines and the lies out of their mouths would cause even the LA paparazzi to despise her. She went from being a wanna be covergirl whose covers didn't sell magazines to a lying "royal" that the paparazzi don't want to photograph.
9-no one seems to know what issue the Queen was told (or Charles) "they" (the world's globalists) or rather threatened over. I think it was Brexit but it also could have been global warming??? But Hillary and Obama were so bold in their UK appearances & threats over Brexit that I tend to think they wanted QE to persuade the people to go against it. Good for her letting the people decide. Too bad Charles seems to be so wishy washy.
Allegedly Mm went to Tony Blair and requested his help. She wants an ambassadorship or something similar. Why did she think Tony Blair would help her??? IMO Tony might have been the person who shared the "your participation is expected" message, meaning he's in on this mess & most likely some UK judges & church bishops as well.
10-Harry wasn't allowed to marry Meghan because of her "proximity" to Prince Andrew. It was the RACE card. Meghan did however play the Prince Andrew card during MEGXIT negotiations and we've watch her deranged squad bring up Andrew everytime there is a criticism about Meghan.
Even now, Meghan allegedly demanded HRH for the invisibles because Beatrice & Eugenie still use their dad's HRH. I've always thought that the Sussex attorneys have been using Prince Andrew as their benchmark in negotiations with the BRF.
Edit: it is important to note that mm made anti-brexit posts on her ig the same week she "officially" persuaded violet to become their public matchmaker. She also fed the writers of the lifetime movie script a racist narrative that stemmed from brexit. I dont think any of this was a coincidence.
The world is upside down. Maranatha!
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Hii! Never done matchups before so sorry if I mess something up! 😭 Your writing is nice though so I wanted to try :)
Btw for fandom DC please! Pretty much the only one I'm more into from the ones you write about lol
I'm 18, gender is whatever to me but I prefer they/them pronouns and I'm okay with any gendered terms. I'm 5'2 and my hair is short and I usually dye it dark red. I'm asexual and kiss men (in theory). I'm pale and I have dark circles under my eyes that I just can't get rid off. Might be the bad sleeping schedule. Anyway. I'm slavic and English isn't my first language so I sometimes mess up pronunciation and grammar (this is both a trait and an apology for my English). Oh also my eyes are brown! I sometimes wear baggier clothes and sometimes switch to really feminine ones.
I've never been good at describing my personality, but I'll try my best. I love hanging out with people and socializing, but I also can't handle big loud events. I get anxious easily and feel like throwing up because of it. My friends have told me I'm funny because I often say stuff that makes no sense (it makes sense to me...). I don't like it when people help me with pretty much anything, I only ask for help if I REALLY need it. I love sending my friends silly images and stuff and talking about my interests. Oh, I draw! And I play guitar (I usually play an electric guitar, but I have an acoustic one too). I also play videogames if I have the time. As I mentioned before, I have a really bad sleeping schedule, but coffee makes me sleepy so I prefer tea. My love languages are quality time and words of affirmation. I usually enjoy physical touch, but it sometimes depends on the person and my mood. I consider myself an optimist. I think that's pretty much everything??
My perfect date would be a picnic in spring. I like warm (but not hot) weather and spring just makes me really happy. Me and the other person could bake something for each other and bring other snacks + drinks and then sit on a picnic blanket and talk for hours. Maybe play some music too if it's too quiet. It would be better if the picnic was at a park and not in a forest haha. Oh also for music I could also bring a guitar but there's a chance I would get too embarrassed to play in public. If there aren't any people around I won't be anxious, though.
My perfect type is someone smart and patient. Someone who can help me out when I'm struggling with something I don't understand but also won't get mad at me if it takes too much time. Also someone who can deal with my anxiety without just going "calm down". I would also like someone who would enjoy listening to me ramble about my interests and someone I can show my art to (without giving me unwanted criticism). Overall someone who supports me even when I'm being weird. It's not necessary, but it's definitely a bonus if the person is lowkey a nerd.
My favourite trope is pretty basic but I like friends to lovers. It's simple and cute. I'm a sucker for some mutual pining. That, combined with the "everyone knows but them"... perfect.
I feel like this is too short, sorry! I just really don't know what else to say.
Have a great day/night :)
𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞: 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
“Wine or no?” Damian asks, picking up the wine glasses from the picnic basket.
There was no answer the first time, so, Damian turns his head, his brows tugging inward.
“Love.” Damian says, finally catching your attention. Your raise your head again, looking at him.
“Hm?”
“Wine or no wine?”
“Uh, wine.” You say with a smile before your return your eyes to your phone that was propped on your knee. Your legs were bended in criss-cross apple sauce style, guitar in hand.
You let out a quiet, frustrated grunt. Your guitar wasn’t tuning probably. Damian pours up two glasses of wine, sending you a sideways glance.
“What’s wrong?” He asks, cocking his brow at your furrowed brows.
“It won’t tune.” You grumble.
“Give it here, then.” Damian says, not waiting for you to agree as he grabs the guitar. And that son of a bitch doesn’t need more than three tries before getting it tuned perfectly, by ear.
“Oh, fuck you.”
“Sure.”
Headcanons:
Damian taught himself how to play your favourite song on guitar as soon as he found out you could play.
He has a habit of tapping his finger against your hand whenever you hold it. It’s not because he needs your attention, and he barely notices when he does it, but it’s just him checking you’re still beside him. (Even though he’s holding your fucking hand).
Damian is really bad at words so he tries to spend as much time with you as possible, even if it’s hard due to his job.
Damian knows how to handle your anxiety. Mostly due to his job as a vigilante, and because he sometimes deals with it himself, but also because he researched for hours after the first time it got bad around him. He’ll take care of you without a second of hesitation.
I rlly hope you like this and I am so sorry that it’s this delayed ☹️ </3
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INTRO TO MY FAME DR !!
(i love you all sm for telling me to do this)
this is gonna be a mix of point form and small blurbs cause i'm indecisive
name: Alexis Marie Lillian Isabella *cr last name
(also yes i have 3 middle names in my dr shh i wanted isabella and i already have 2 here so)
Age: 14/15
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Bisexual
Birthday: July 2nd
Height: 5'2
Basically in my fame dr i have a double life (think hannah montana) so all my acting/song credits are under the name Lilli-Marie and no one in my personal life knows it's me (minus my family ofc)
so like the main things i'm known for in my dr are: being in stranger things, The hunger games, It, The summer i turned pretty, and Percy jackson
+ a few movies i scripted in (Eg: You'd be home now - great book btw go read)
my fave role of all time for that dr is being in Falsettos on broadway (twice!)
side note, i have a different timeline for when things came out, so stranger things came out in 2018, it & hunger games in 2019 - you get the picture. (also some ages have been changed)
i do also have a singing career in my dr (i really like doing a lot) and i scripted im like taylor swift level famous - without the hate (and im only like 15 so..!) i love how much i can do with shifting
i do have an s/o who i would name drop but i get too scared but its not like anyone freaking knows him so i doubt yall would like, know who he is 😭🙏 idk if you're curious lmk 😈
anyways i think that's basically the gist of it??
! @shiftingtomydrs (here's the tag!! also i literally love you so much for wanting to be tagged in this omg🫶🫶)
#shifting#reality shifting#shifting realities#shiftblr#shift#shifters#desired reality#shifting reality#current reality
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qsmp hcs because i am so normal and not hyperfixated
(consisting of mariana, slimecicle, jaunaflipa, tilin, philza, chayanne, missa but i will add some of other streamers once i catch up on them & if i don't get flamed by the qsmp community. once qsmp expands more i may make another one of these (i will make another one of these in 2 weeks i have no thoughts but qsmphELPME!11!!1!!))
(i also have added some hcs i've seen on tumblr/twitter because they're all i can think about. btw looking for qsmp friends plsplspls i'm so lonely)
qcharlie is a demon and has absolutely no idea of it and progressively gains little demonic traits everytime he makes a deal
meanwhile qmariana is an angel and hold onto your seats guys this one is an absolute shocker! has absolutely no idea of it
everytime something awful happens to charlie (jauna dies, brutally scrambles tilin) his humansona becomes a little more unstable and he gets a little more sloshy - overtime he becomes straight up oobleck and gunks up the smp
qcharlie was raised in an environment that seemed like hell and it's responsible for the fact he doesn't really know how to be dad (his dad treated him like shit) and he's had no examples of healthy romantic relationships
qcharlie and qmariana are absolutely head over heels for eachother they're just losers and find it hard to express it adequately or meaningfully (this does not make them any less dysfunctional and annoying but they are my parental figures your honor)
qcharlie sews and knits and sewed a trans flag into each of their iconic clothing (qmariana's cape thingy, qcharlie's hearts and jauna's bows) he does the same for tilin as soon as he finds out they have the binary of none
qcharlie has been plotting qmariana's murder but qmariana is blind to it and all he cares about is hot steamy gay minecraft sex. they remind me of something but i can't put my finger on exactly what so if you can think of it tell me HJAHA
qcharlie would ADORE radiohead (specifically "nice dream" and "no surprises") (yes i am projecting, yes he is my favourite person and yes he is the only member to me i cant take it anymore)
jauna has golden highlights from her revival (think revivebur but stop thinking about revivebur)
jauna has vitiligo
jaunaflippa is allergic to dandelions but she will not hesitate to give them a blow and makes a little wish (usually about wanting her mom and dad to get along and be happy)
the jauna family get their glasses mixed up so they have to go through trial and error to find which prescription is theres (this takes 30 minutes because qcharlie and qmariana typically fight to the death over it/j)
when tilin died, jauna shared half of their bow with qquackity and keeps it tied neatly around her tail as a sentiment to her best friend but sometimes you'll catch her wearing it on one of her fingers. usually her pinkie (pinkie promise) or index finer
qcharlie and qmariana don't know how to braid in contrast to qwilbur who has spent hours experimenting with talullah to style her hair
qwilbur gives talullah a little walkman(?) thing for talullah to customise and records her cute little songs for her to listen to on the tapes when he's away from home
when qwilbur comes back from his travels, he will never ever fail to comes back with stories to tell, oneofakind gifts for talullah, songs for talullah to sing when she misses him, etc because that is simply how he loves
there is always music coming from talullah and qwilbur's home and it always brings joy to those who pass even if for just a moment
talullah has albinism
tallulah is disabled (canon examples: she has a different model to the rest of the eggs, she's clumsy and a little slow, her wings are underdeveloped) (she's basically just like me fr)
qmissa and qphilza are literally eldritch creatures. they look like the mothman fucker. they are a terrifying duo. here's a perfect example
qmissa is like 9'5 and qphilza is 5'2
qphil tells qmissa about his giant wife who is the god of death and is beautiful and qmissa doesn't believe his platonic husband could pull (spoiler alert he is proven wrong)
chayanne despises qwilbur because qmissa can play guitar better
chayanne dyes his hair pink to match techno and/or wears a little skull. techno is his hero and he is JUST like him frfr
speaking of which, when chayanne first killed a mob, qmissa helped turn it into a skull mask like his own and techno's. chayanne feels more confident wearing it and therefore never takes it off / alternatively qmissa made him a little mask from chayanne's eggshell
chayanne's favourite time of the day is when qphil tells him stories about techno
chayanne is nv like the rest of the eggs but is definitely more vocal than tilin for example (flaps his hands, exclaims excitedly, laughs a lot)
talullah and tilin are twins
tilin is part of the qquackity x qcharlie club upon finding out about the millions of failed attempts of qcharlie trying to flirt with qquackity
i dont think tilin hates qcharlie for what he did but i think they sure make his life a living hell/t
also tilin and jauna are in heaven with techno and they all bully trump. they make a circle around his cowering body and run around in circles while holding hands (this is a joke but not really)
general hcs that apply to all members/eggs:
there's few resources for clothing so the egg parents pass down their clothes to their eggs and the eggs mixnmatch it
the eggs use sign language to communicate as well as signs and doodles or use those little tablets with tts that nv people often use to communicate
extra: techno because he's my favourite character and isn't even in the smp!11!!11!1
techno is a sort of spirit and haunts his family, especially chayanne. he watches over all of the eggs. he hears all the little stories phil tells about him to his eggs. he'll hear chayanne say something he'd say and he goes YOOOOOOOOOOOOO excitedly and goes THATS MY BOY!!! uncle techno takes the eggs in when they get scrambled. when chayanne and talullah died techno gave them their lives back because it broke his heart to see them die just like that.
#qsmp juanaflippa#qsmp tilin#qsmp#qsmp charlie slimecicle#qsmp wilbur#qsmp talullah#quackity smp#qsmp hcs#technoblade#qsmp techno#qsmp tílin#qsmp mariana#qsmp el mariana#qsmp slimecicle#please#this is all i can think about#ever#don't bully me#i am but a humble silly using tumblr for the first time ever/hj#thank you#if you have anything to add#please do#i am autism i am normal#ARHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHG#sorry if these hcs are problematic/j#my brain is static except for minecraft eggs running around and hitting my braincells#sorry if i tagged wrong#charlie's brainrot#que ess em pee
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I noticed you're doing request for junker Queen, wondering if I could request some general relationship h/cs? Preferably with F! s/o but any gender is fine. just looking for those 5'2 wlw bottom rights.
It's alll cool if you don't want to write this btw!
Omg thank you so much for requesting! I thought no one else would ever request and of of course I'm cool with this your my first request! Isee that there is not a lot of Junker queen and ran from arcane content here you go I hope it's what you asked for
Junker queen general relationship headcannans
This is my first time writing something like this I hope you love this I made this a while back I just fixed it a bit
• if you bake she LOVES chocolate ,cake, chocolate pie, anything to do with chocolate she will beg you to make it for her
• loves to cuddle with you while she listens to you read to her she LOVES it
• loves kids loves to play with them even wants kids with you if ya want any
• let's you do her hair she loves the feeling when you play with her hair
• loves taking baths together with you , washes each other's hair when you sit back down you see Odessa with a big smirk on her face this also gives her a chance love on you because you do so much for her she wants to give back as much as she can
• is only affectionate around you, out in public she will hold your hand might wrap her arm around your waist if someone is getting to close to you
•cuddles are a must she's the big spoon but she makes a exception when she has nightmares about her past loves to hug you every chance she gets
• her favorite spots to kiss you are the lips (of course) , thighs, neck, face, forehead when your upset, hands, boobs her favorite part she will even kiss your scars and stretch marks if you have them and tell you that your beautiful
• will kill anyone who hurts you in anyway she will hurt or kill that person with a smile on her face and then ask if he or she hurt you or touched you when you tell her that your fine with a smile she feels better that your safe
• likes to call you love bug, her queen, babe, love, darling she will call you darling and love more then the other pet names
• your small compared to her I mean come on she is 7 foot tall ( I looked this up) and your around 5'2 she will pick you up and carry you around if you let her
• she's a Dom and your her princess she's in the lead in bed she loves your bottom energy
• she thinks your the cutest girl ever
• you have dated her before she became queen of Junker town you met her in the waste lands she was a little standoffish around you for a while but you grew on her and become friends eventually you guys got together and supported her when she fights ( I'm working on a story on this)
• she's glad she met you and wants to keep you around for as along as she lives your stole her heart and will forever do anything for you besides she wants you by her side queens of Junker Town
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Part 3 of introducing my creepypasta ocs: Wicked Vicky
(SMALL NOTE IF YOU HATE "CRINGE MARY SUE OCS" SHUT UP)
(Also some old art again cuz i used to draw Vicky a LOT)
(Again i forgot Vicky's actual name sooo)
♤Basic info♤
Name: Wicked Vicky
Age: would be 34 now if that says something-
Birthday: 1990/08/26
Nationality: german
Gender: yesn't (biologically female)
Pronouns: any,Vicky doesn't care at all (i use they/them for simplicity)
Sexuality: pansexual
Height: 160cm/5'2
Personality: literally Discord from MLP, chaotic,hyper,literally batshit insane, manipulative, two faced,aggressive,hella smart but acts dumb and naive to trick people, again Vicky is literally Discord from MLP-
Stuff i can't categorize(so basically backstory elements)
Religious trauma.
Both parents were german
Hyper Christian mom and alcoholic dad = whatever Vicky is(nothing against religious people btw don't take it the wrong way😭)
Got locked into a basement from 6 years old until 12
Accidentally summonned a demon(a whole ass goddes)
Made a deal with said demonic goddess and got posessed (that's why their eyes are like that...and why they have black goop coming from their mouth)
Ran away from home at 12 and haven't looked back since
Somehow Jason(the toymaker) stumbled upon little Vicky,and him being him,thinking they wouldn't last around him for long,took them home
Worst mistake Vicky still didn't try to leave-
Jason is like their father figure and Vicky loves and adores him<3
Somehow they and Candy(Pop) ended up together (YES ANOTHER OC X CANON THINGY FIGHT ME)
(Now) best friends with Claws,Alma and Jade(i haven't introduced her yet,she'll be next)
Claws is actually terrified of Vicky (lol)
Alma thinks Vicky cool as hell tho
Jade is like their mother figure
Back to the being posessed thing,Vicky is still working for that demon
Fun facts!!
Like I mentioned, Discord from MLP
With that said,Vicky has the ability to control time,they can stop the time for up to a minute...which is more than enough for Vicky to cause havoc,though they rarely use their powers anymore
Able to bend and stretch in cartoony ways
Their hat has a little dimension in it with lots of clocks and mirrors(they're used to watch over different universes)
Their hammer is H E A V Y,like over 5 tons
Vicky is sort of a demigod,so they have huge strenght
And they're also buff(but still chubby cuz <333)
Would fistfight god
Did fistfight a god before
Poor Vicky never really learned how to read or write,but they're still able do both..just a bit slowly
Absolutely devoted to any person they love,would and will kill anyone for their friends and family
Has the thickest german accent imagineable
Had to be stitched together because of accidents
No sense of danger at all,not like they can die anyway
Even if Claws is terrified of them,they still look up to her a lot,Vicky sees her as a cool aunt
Now Alma is the cool older sibling they can drag into crazy shit
ICP fan (me too Vicky me too)
Used to be my self insert in 2019😭💀
Somehow managed to have triplets with Candy (he was proud of himself for that)
Not the best parent but still managed to give their kids an amazing childhood<3
Closing it with something less wholesome,Vicky ate mice before (said it tasted like cow meat((never tasted cow meat before)) )
The dimension in their hat
(Old aahh drawing💀)
And a playlist
And this template thing
#creepypasta#creepypasta oc#oc#art#artists on tumblr#i may be cringe but i am free#let me be cringe in peace okay#oc x canon#i love silly mary sue ocs#idk what else to tag#Spotify
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anyways. my nostrils have opened up. here are some method acting asks.
as tall as you, anon 💌
but no, I guess I would just say shorter than him? I know ALLEGEDLY that king eren jaeger is 6'0 and i'm not going to lie I do imagine myself as y/n when I write sometimes (but also don't) and i'm 5'2 so I do think I might subtely mention that she's shorter than him by saying stuff like he looks down at her to make eye contact and stuff.
correct. he would also eat as benoit blanc in knives out and u KNOWWW aot cast would be in something like knives out.
fancast time:
I mentioned somewhere that method acting sasha is POC (which is why she doesn't get as much attention, isn't viewed as pretty as counterparts, etc.)
which technically, y/n is written as poc too bc I am poc LOL but I tried to make that more subtle bc I know it might make it less self insert but whatever
that being said
sasha is marta. erwin is ransom. joni is historia and jamie lee curtis is carla LMAFO
DUDDEEE I really agree that I think a lot about future method acting/epilogue method acting (which is basiaclly just the last chapter btw) and I think so much about how really after it's all dead and done the only thing that would really haunt y/n is marco
like she gets to have her cake and eat it too (kind of. but more on that later.) and get her career and the guy but like....
he is dead. he is not coming back. it is her fault that she didn't talk to him for two years AND he reached out. so. correct. she would write so many songs about him.
HELL YEAH IT IS. oh my god I literally said this to katie but literally if. ymir was a singer she WOULD be singing that historia IDGAF!!!!
thank YOU SOOOOO MUCH. I was worried people might think that song choice is lame but it made so much sense to me im so happy people loved it.
trying to think of spoilers for the chapter?? here are some random spoilers for the end cuz in my head these are all like one chapter lowkey:
snl host eren REDACTED jaeger with musical guest y/n l/n REDACTED
take your cat to an aquarium
cry over a haircut because IT MEANS HE REMEMBERS.
he laughs at all my jokes and he says i'm so american
getting blacklisted.
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Ghost and pals experiment/lab au part 1
Ok so I was making a ghost and pals experiment or lab au so here is the introduction, btw and starting with henry
Name : ex-10 or experiment- 10
Appearance :
Height : 5'8
Abilities : claw retraction, snake physiology, enhanced crawling, enhanced bites, poison generation, venomous fangs, prehensile tongue,constriction.
Age : 19
Extra stuff : he is vegan he dislikes meat, he is pretty shy and also sometimes he will get hostile at every scientist when they threaten him badly, he likes writing with a type writer when he was 10 and he has anxiety, and also can hiss like a real snake
Backstory : when he is 7 he was escaped from his alcoholic mother frances later then he was moved to an orphanage where the orphanage haves a lot of children and when he is 9 he got kidnapped by scientist and his legs where swapped into a large green snake tail and having pointy ears, a thin forked tongue, snake eyes and black claws now
(Sorry I'm bad at making backstories)
Nexts up is nancy
Name : ex-15 or experiment-15
Appearance :
Height : 5'6
Abilities : manipulation of fire, manipulation of nuclear fusion ,eternal youth and immortality, flight
Extra stuff : when her eyes are pure red that means she is gonna get aggressively kill someone
Age : unknown but still looks 19
Backstory : she was 12 after she got kidnapped by the scientist then now she's 19 already
Nexts is... kennith
Name : ex - 11
Appearance:
Abilities: manipulation of technology, manipulation of boundaries, teleportation, telekinesis, hypnotic vision, creating portals, flight, claw retraction.
Age : 14
Height : 5'2
Extra stuff : when he gets mad at the scientist he roar at them like a dinosaur
Backstory : unknown
I might make a part two out of it
Sorry I'm really cringe btw
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More La'an Swap AU idea stuff!
I think it'd be funny to have him as the Security Chief and her as Chief Engineer!
Yeah ik he's not that tall 0-0 sue me- but La'an is like 5'2-3 ish so let me have this
Also, It's a headcanon that Aenar cut their hair when they leave home! So they cut their hair together :)) (This post is a ref to an earlier one btw)
(Body/pose Sketch for him taken from a Pinterest ref- I freehanded the rest)
#star trek#star trek fanart#star trek headcanon#star trek strange new worlds#star trek snw#digital art#la'an noonien singh#hemmer snw
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OMGOMG SAFI congrats on 100 ml !! hihii im here to participate in your cute slumber party event ! (i even brought my fave pillow and totoro plushie)
okok soo yk i'm dria 🩵 black / caribbean, around 5'1 (i promise im so close to 5'2 don't @ me haters will hate i drink my milk and eat my veggies) i have huge hair!! like very big hair, too many curls!! it's alot! i love reading, i write plenty of poetry, which is what i use most of my time to do — i lovelove r&b and early 2000s rap music. however, if u open my spotify rn and shuffle my liked songs it would go in order of hip hop, rap, afrobeats, classical music bcus my taste is all over the place. (i also keep a folder of edit audios for my own maladaptive daydreaming purposes lmao)
im rlly a baby blue girlie, fave flowers are tulips (idk my brain js thinks they look yummy), fave season is autumn ofc bcus rainy weather and i have an excuse to stay inside under my blankets 😭 fave animal would beee a black panther or a tabby cat! (my bby bella is a tabby lmao) i love vintage shows (rlly old noir films of all types of genres) i love cinema and visual art it stimulates me sm (im autistic btw i forgot to say mb) i've watched almost every wes anderson film in existence i love soft color palettes in film so bad <3
i enjoy watching old cartoons to relive my childhood nostalgia, jewelry (esp rings i never go anywhere without one or two on), rainy days, late night car drives, baggy shirts, scented candles, afrobeats n anything astronomy related.
im very much a social science n humanities junkie - yearning to be a clinical psychiatrist or complete my dream of teaching literature / psychology. i cry very easily (im js a crybaby istg) - in general im just very very emotional and more often than not i forget common sense and instinct are a thing bcus wtv i feel i just go with it - though i am extremely introverted and freak out when overstimulated in huge crowds and whatnot.
for the event im picking toji bcus that man is the love of my life bye ☹️ the epitome of sunshine and sunshine protector - tiny human and big scary guard dog ! in terms of our compatibility, we're so opposite it's insane! but we balance each other out well. sometimes i have to serve as toji's brain bcus this man is spending money he does not have on all sorts of things for me js cause i looked twice (my sister hced that he'd go below bankrupt buying me sanrio plushies and rings) he works mostly off instinct where i go completely off emotion so we butt heads alot in terms of decision making but he does not know how to tell me no, all i do is sigh once and HES DONE FOR.
i stress this man out like hes my full time babysitter pls
we acc spend alot of time having deep talks about the world and life in general, (i told him ab the backrooms lore and it messed w his head for weeks) which is a side of him he rarely shows to anyone (also he listens to me rant abt daily pop culture developments bcus he lowkey loves the celebrity drama) he's rlly protective, and even moreso bcus of how my anxiety gets. in a crowd this man is standing in front of me and blocking my view of everyone (he also subconsciously pulls me into his side when we're walking in public bcus my autistic ass will see one thing and wander off never to be found again) im always talking like talk talk talking and he pretends he isn't listening but he's literally able to repeat today something i mentioned two weeks ago - he's attentive, shows his love through actions rather than words. if i even make a face that gives away that im uncomfortable being somewhere, or my social battery is dead, hes taking me home no questions asked not a care as to who says what.
im an affection junkie - physical touch is my thing ! and hes so big! so im always pouncing on him for bear hugs and he acts so unimpressed and cocky abt it like "oh you missed me? im not goin anywhere relax" but he acc melts bcus when was the last time someone gave him affection?? he prob thinks im a figment of his imagination lolol
days off / dates would mainly be : window shopping, grocery runs, sitting in the park at sunset, indoor ramen dates n movie marathons and cuddles !!
AHHH sorry if i ranted way too much omg i can't wait to see what you do safi, i'll love anything u write ily so baddd <33
note: hihi dria, thanks for bringing your fave pillow and your totoro plush to the slumber party.
dria x toji — ꒰ tojria
“in this space right here that we have made for each other, you can say anything and i will not abandon you. unwrap the worst things you have done. watch me hold them up to the light and not even flinch.”
height differences, cinnamoroll x badtz maru, protective touches, 3 am conversations about life, romantic picnics at sunset, shopping together, opposites attract, shy x protective, princess treatment, introvert x introvert, buckling your seatbelt for you, tired bf x hyper gf, teasing remarks, day x night, accidental eye contact, blushing, midnight walks, late night phone calls, giddiness, sunshine x sunshine protector, stealing his clothes, late night drives, deleted texts, holding hands under the table, "mean to everyone but her" bf, head pats, she fell first, he fell harder.
being with toji is not always as seamless or easy as you make it look. He's gruff and protective and difficult and incredibly stubborn. like that time you two fought because he was ignoring what you were saying and he flat-out refused to acknowledge your demand when you called him out on it. to be fair, he'd come home after an eight-hour shift and you'd started talking his head off, but it wouldn't kill him to listen. he wasn't paying attention when you were talking about that new hello kitty cafe with the fun milkshakes and the mini donuts that you wanted to try. hell, he ended up falling asleep on your shoulder after brushing off your argument and as much as you wanted to remain angry at him, you'd softened immediately upon seeing his tired face, all eyebags and troubled frown. and he did make it up to you later by taking you to said cafe and proving that he had been listening, though when you brought it up to him, he pretended not to know what you were talking about. but deep down he cares for you and he's trying — you know he's trying and you don't want to make him feel bad for things he can't control. a lot of the concerns you should bring up to him, you don't — you want this relationship to be easy and safe. you want him to feel comfortable with you the same way that you feel comfortable with him. even if sometimes he comes home with a busted lip and bloody knuckles and sends your heart skidding against your ribcage. but what matters is that he comes to you first and he comes home to you. so you know that no matter what, no matter how he's feeling, if he thinks he can talk to you or not, he'll always come home to you. and even if you doubt his commitment sometimes, he knows that you're home to him and he'll do anything to keep it that way.
NOW PLAYING
the way i loved you, enchanted, daylight, afterglow, how you get the girl, treacherous, sparks fly, so it goes...
join safi's perfect slumber party event — requests are open for everyone!
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you write the blacks as short (which i appreciate btw, i think it's amusing) but how short? there was a line about bellatrix's height in one of your most recent updates, i can't remember which or what it said, but i remember thinking "ah, one of the most terrifying witches alive… and she's Tiny"
in fact, why don't i just ask: ~about how tall is the main cast of ttdl + any side characters you've given any thought to?
bellatrix is an entire 5'2 which renders her taller than maeve and evan's mom and Nobody else. well except megan who is a middle schooler so does she count really? she's the same height as andromeda and marlene
also, please be aware, i have the heights of >30 characters mapped out, i am not including them all in this post ajfskjfdf
reg is 5'6. orion and sirius are the Tall Ones at 5'8, although narcissa's very smug about being 5'7. if sirius didn't have those goddamn fucking boots she could wear heels tall enough to be taller than him while still falling within the range of propriety. walburga is 5'4 and dreading the day when regulus grows taller and she can no longer pull off this same trick with the high heels
there are actually a bunch of characters who are 5'7 aka one inch taller than regulus: i already said narcissa, but other notable members of this club are theophania nott and julius mulciber
maeve is 5'1, lucinda is 5'4, evan is 5'8, emma is 5'9, charlotte is also 5'9, and barty is 6'...1? 2? i can't remember. maybe 6'2? i'm deeming him 6'2. maybe he was 6'1 before but he grew. heather is 5'5 and lily is 5'10
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finally finished the other skyrim character ref sheet i was working on!!! here's my boy kiinuraru, bastard destruction mage who is secretly a huge dweeb.
(here's the other one of the ref sheets, if ur interested in friday too)
anyway, more info about kiinu under the cut
i talked a little bit about how i came up with his name here, if u wanna read that.
some fun facts about kiinu:
he's pretty short! obviously you can't really change character height in vanilla skyrim, but i imagine kiinu is about 5'1" or 5'2" with shoes.
he has several older siblings back in elsweyr, and a few working in cyrodiil.
he originally came to skyrim with the intent of getting training as a scribe and illuminator of religious texts. obviously, that didn't work out.
he's… kind of the equivalent of a weeb, but for nord culture? he thinks their written script is really cool looking, and he claims to know a bunch of (inaccurate) things about the nord pantheon and nord history that he clearly just heard secondhand or thirdhand from caravan merchants as a kid.
the scar under his eye is from the dragon attack in helgen. it's probably just from a piece of flying debris or something, but if anyone asks he'll say it's from the dragon's claws.
also, as a bonus, here's a version of the sheet with the gradient map as just a normal mode layer instead of a soft light mode layer. i thought it looked kinda neat. i think it's at 80% opacity here.
this is how i get my colors to look cohesive, btw! i usually put a gradient map over the whole piece at anywhere between 15-80% opacity on either soft light layer mode or overlay layer mode, depending on the mood im going for. it works pretty well!
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