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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 3 months

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Being MSBY’s Manager:

Joke

MSBY x Fem! Manager

Warnings: swearing

AN: finally figured out dark mode on the chat app!

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sassycheesecake · 11 months

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Being MSBY‘s manager for a month and secretly hooking up with Meian (you work for the Adlers)

Warnings: suggestive, mentions of sexual acts but nothing explicit

Well it’s time for a little experiment that was originally Foster’s and Suzaku’s idea at a night out together

“So Samson, you think you may need a manager for the team?“

“Yeah I just want to see if the team needs a manager that can keep them under control if Meian or I are not there“

Both being drunk and having the time of their lives, they agreed to let you stay with the MSBY Jackals for an entire month

So

The next morning you arrive at practice with the Adlers, you also see Coach Samson Foster of the MSBY Jackals standing next to him

Weird that you don’t see or hear the team around with him

Anyway, right before you’re about to change, Coach Suzaku calls you over to him and Samson

With hesitant steps, you make your way towards him

“So (Y/N), what do you say about staying with the MSBY Jackals for this month huh?”

Say what now- 👁️👄👁️

They explained everything together and you were NOT happy

“It’s just for a month, (Y/N) and after the month is over, you’ll be back with us like you usually are.”

Great

Just great

You went to take some of your stuff out of your locker to take with you for the ‘MSBY Camp‘

A month of horror for you

The Adlers are mostly very calm and know how to behave themselves, whereas the Jackals are the complete opposite of the Adlers

Wild, immature and to put it simple, a group of wild dogs, living up to their mascot animal

The Adlers wish you good luck 🍀

Especially Romero as your best friend from the group, tells you to call or text him as soon as one of the team members dare to flirt with you

Have you seen yourself?

As you arrive at the gym hall the next day in Osaka of the MSBY Black Jackals, you take a deep breath before entering

When you open the door, it looks like you already predicted the future

Lots of yelling, Sakusa and Miya looking ready to kill each other, Bokuto and Meian holding them back, volleyballs flying in every direction

Still with a blank expression, you begin to turn and walk out when Coach Foster calls out to you

“(Y/N)! You made it!“

Nine heads turn into your direction

It’s a stampede

Questions flying from everyone, from „Have you lost your way?“ to „Finally had enough of the bird brains?“

After introductions, the first week was not too bad

Sure, it’s a lot more chaotic than what you are used to

BUT

Someone always makes sure you’re safe and not overwhelmed by three certain rascals

*cough* dumb, dumber, dumbest *cough*

Meian freakin‘ 6‘5 Iron Wall Shūgo

The strict hot beefcake Captain of the MSBY Black Jackals

Protecting you like a big mean-ass Rottweiler from thirsty guys, helping you out whenever he can, he is basically your bodyguard

And you may or may not have developed a big fat crush on the black-haired Middle Blocker

Unbeknownst to you, Meian longs for you just as much (you lucky star)

After three weeks and a recent win against EJP Raijin, you and the team went out for drinks for your last night with the Jackals

4 glasses of wine and three Tequila shots later, you’re already at your limit and Meian or Shūgo, as you’re suppose to call him, is slightly intoxicated but not as bad as you

The two of you stumble across the sidewalk, leaning into each other while giggling like teens in love

As soon as you reach the train platform, you look into Meian‘s beautiful dark orbs and it seems like you two are magnets, because your soft lips collide with his own

The magical moment was interrupted by a police officer that scolds you both of the pda and to keep it low or at least wait until you’re both home

Utterly embarrassed you both apologize but you can still see the fire and passion swimming in his eyes from your steamy make out mere seconds ago

It seems like you’re both thinking the same thing because you’re inviting him to stay over at your place

The night is full of pleasure-filled moans, heavy pants and the sound of your headboard knocking against your wall for hours

Bless the stamina of a professional athlete

The next day, you wake up with the biggest headache of a lifetime and a body so sore, that it takes you a full hour to get out of bed

Looking in the mirror you notice multiple dark patches decorating the side of your neck

On the side of your hips you see very faint scratch marks

Images of last night filled your mind and you almost scream for hooking up with the captain

Arriving back the next day at your usual team, Romero immediately pulls you to the side because of your glum expression after a quick chat and summary of being with the Jackals

"What’s wrong? Do we need to beat someone up?“

"You know when you are driving and a bug hits your windshield?”

Romero just gives you an incredulous look, not understanding where this is going

"I am the bug.” You clear out

The Wing Spiker still doesn’t get it, so you hiss in his ear

"I had sex with Shūgo two nights ago.”

“YOU HAD SEX WITH MEIAN?!” He screams out

Ahem… yeah

The rest of the team turns to you, looking like a mix between jealousy and disappointment

"Really (Y/N)? I am so disappointed in you, you could do so much better.” - Hoshiumi

"At least it wasn’t Atsumu.” - Sokolov

"Shit, you’re right.” - Hoshiumi

"Why did you have intercourse with the Captain of our opponents?” - Ushijima

"Yeah (Y/N), you slept with the enemy!” - Heiwajima

"Guys, knock it off.” Your knight in shining armor, Hirugami comes to the rescue

Scoffing in annoyance, you give them the cold shoulder now

Thank Goodness Coach Suzaku wasn’t here to witness any of this mess

All of sudden, the commotion stops and you turn around to see a big tall figure with his black and gold MSBY sweatshirt hood up but you can’t make his face out yet as he sort of hides in the entrance doorway

The guys look extremely tense and almost ready to charge like hunting dogs

"Is… is that Meian?” Heiwajima tilts his head and squints his eyes to see better

It seems like Heiwajima is right because the person who pulls his hood down is no other than the captain of the MSBY Black Jackals

Romero stands next to you with crossed arms and a pissed expression while you are still in shock

Meian waves you over to him and you are about to walk over when Fukurō stops you

"Wait here”

You obey and watch as the Captain walks over to Meian and they both head out of the gym

"I hate that guy” Romero bites out as he walks away to practice with the rest of the team

You can’t take the waiting anymore and quietly head to the door to hopefully catch what they are saying

"I know I shouldn’t be here but-“

"You’re damn right! Be glad it’s me out here and not Romero, he would rip you into shreds.”

"I don’t care! It’s not like we are dating and I cheated on her-“

“So you took advantage of her and just left-“

“It was a Heat of the moment! And that’s why I am here! I do want to talk to her! I am not regretting what we did and I love her!”

Feeling your breath hitch in your throat, your face heats up a thousand degrees hearing Meian’s confession

"(Y/N) are you alright? Your face is extremely red. Do you suffer under high-blood pressure?” Ushijima asks you with concern in his deep voice

"N-No I-I am f-fine. I uh… I need some fresh air.” Pulling the door open hastily you step outside and completely forgot due to rush of adrenaline that Fukurō and Meian are standing outside talking

Both looking at you with raised eyebrows, Fukurō pats Meian on the shoulder once before heading back inside

The captain of MSBY gives you an extremely unsure look, almost looking scared to see you

"How much did you hear?”

"More than enough” You admit in shame

"(Y/N) listen… I am so so sorry what happened and if it seemed like I took advantage of you, I really wasn’t! You’re beautiful, smart and gosh your fiery personality just makes my heart go crazy… I know it’s only been a month we have known each other but the more we spent time together, the harder I fell for you… uhm what I am trying to say is uh… will you let me take you out on a proper date? Like dinner maybe?”

Smiling brightly you agree and make plans for next Friday after his practice is over

Walking back into the gym with the biggest smile on your face, the Adlers find it highly disturbing

At the next practice match with MSBY, you walk off the bus, excited to see your boyfriend again

Romero walks next to you and leans down to whisper in your ear

"I better not see you making out with him at games.” Romero growls under his breath

"Shut up Nicollas”

@rukia-uchiha-98 @nerd-of-karasuno @wake-uptoreality @darthferbert @lyditheoverthinker

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v33-art · 8 months

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some more throwbacks (2022)

#haikyuu #atsumu miya #hoshiumi kourai #oikawa tooru #kozume kenma #kuroo tetsurou #ushijima wakatoshi #yachi hitoka #alexandre joffe #ive always been fond of this little exercise i did

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kimbapisnotsushi · 10 months

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okay here's what i think the all-stars dynamic looks like: komori is yaku's megafan. iizuna is yaku's friend. sakusa respects iizuna and loves his cousin so he's belligerently civil with yaku and yaku is passive-aggressively kind in turn. yaku likes atsumu because they're the same kind of straightforward and so he's on atsumu's side whenever atsumu and oikawa beef, which means oikawa does NOT like yaku, made even more so by the fact that yaku and iizuna are friends. iizuna doesn't realize oikawa has petty one-sided beef with him and keeps trying to befriend him/form an "upperclassmen coparenting setter duo" that they can lord over atsumu and kageyama while everyone silently watches in horrified fascination. atsumu and oikawa would throw down but don't because it'd make hinata sad. oikawa and ushijima are civil enough to share drinks at the bar and ushijima actually gets drunk enough to spill his entire sob story and an apology ten years late but, hey, better late than never. ushijima and kiryuu are bros who bond over having goshiki as a junior and goshiki will tell anyone and everyone what an honor it was to have played with THE ushijima wakatoshi in high school and what an honor it is to be currently playing with THE kiryuu wakatsu on the azuma pharmacy green rockets and that it's such an honor to be playing with the both of them together. kiryuu still has yet to figure out the key to understanding bokuto but likes him well enough to roll with whatever he does, and bokuto ropes kiryuu into hanging out with him, washio, yaku, and tora. tora and all the others from the second-year gen unite into some terrible nightmare squad that collectively own a brain cell (some things you just never grow out of), which means at any given point you will find them causing absolute chaos. aran is on damage control and it gives him a migraine, but he and iizuna bond because four out of seven in this nightmare squad fall into inarizaki-itachiyama joint custody. in the meantime hyakuzawa is nervously fluttering around because he really doesn't know anyone other than his fellow first-year gen peeps, but the middle blockers take him under their wing even tho hakuba scared him by chanting "one of us! one of us!" when they dragged him out to eat. hinata feels like a proud parent when he sees this and tells kageyama that he should do the same thing to make atsumu, oikawa, and iizuna get along, to which kageyama goes "wait, they don't?"

joffe asks inunaki if it's always like this and inunaki is like "yeah, pretty much! welcome to the team :)"

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rebelliousdandy · 4 months

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i think akaashi would have up in his cubicle at work

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atticraccoon · 1 year

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Be strong, Hyakuzawa. Be strong. Or else, Don Yaku will ice you.

*that special match chapter spoilers

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #hyakuzawa yuudai #yaku morisuke #alexandre joffe #animals #my art

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prick-love-for-arting · 2 years

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First pro team in my collection, MSBY!

We will ignore the issue of Hinata and Joffe not being on the team at the same time; I wanted to draw the giant man.

#haikyuu!!#hq msby #Hinata Shōyō #bokuto kotaro #sakusa kiyoomi #Miya Atsumu #Alexandre Joffe #meian shugo #shion inunaki #Adriah tomas #the trouble of drawing characters with no colored images is that how do i know?? i stole kyotani's skintone for meian and kenma's for tomas #this took way longer than it should've #art #fan art #digital art #haikyuu art

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haikyuofficialart · 1 year

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Team B - Alexandre Joffe - MSBY Black Jackal / Middle Blocker

#haikyuu!!#haikyu!!#alexandre joffe #alexandre yoffe #alexander joffe #solo joffe #haikyuu!! official art #hq spmatch #spmatch team b

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theirtheretheyre · 2 years

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we’re still at 18 works for alexander yoffe 😔

#i thought thered be a few more by now #anyways. im about to make some toast to pretend i have my shit together #alexander yoffe #alexandre joffe? idek which one it is sjdhdjshf

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fushigurosboy · 1 year

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I like to play this game called “how many boyfriends can I give Miya Atsumu?”

Of course there’s Kiyoomi, then there is Iwa and Oikawa (who are also dating Omi because I believe in SakuAtsuIwaOi supremacy) and the theres Shoyo and Tobio (AtsuKageHina is a new thing I was put on but I love it so much) If you’re arguing over AtsuHina or KageHina just make all of them date! Polyamory such a great thing. (Hinata and Tobio are not dating SakuIwaOi tho) then there is Kita because <AtsuKita3. Then we got Ushiwaka my love 😍 then we got three that @spooky-kakashi wonderfully reminded me of Aran, Meian and Alexandre Joffe

That’s 11 boyfriends! What a lucky man

#atsukagehina #sakuatsu #atsuhina #atsukita #sakuatsuiwaoi #Atsumu Miya #Haikyuu #ushiatsu #Atsumu Miya ships #atsumei #atsuaran #miyajoffe

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mintmatcha · 2 years

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group chat has me thinking about Alexandre Joffe....

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 7 months

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MSBY Group Chat

*Hypothetical* Question

MSBY x GN! Manager

Warnings: swearing

AN: apologies for being mia. I’ve been dealing with a lot mentally as well as having a kid who has a broken bone in their ankle and foot 😌 I’m beyond over this year : D

*idk why some of the memes are smaller than Seijoh’s chance of ever getting to Nationals but please go with it 🙄

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sassycheesecake · 1 year

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Headcannon #4

When the neighbors visit your apartment/house because your sex noises are too loud and concerning the kids

- ATSUMU MIYA, TŌRU OIKAWA, Hajime Iwaizumi, KŌTARŌ BOKUTO, Tetsurō Kuroo, YŪJI TERUSHIMA, Issei Matsukawa, SUGURU DAISHŌ, Kiyoomi Sakusa, Osamu Miya, RINTARŌ SUNA, Shūgo Meian, ALEXANDRE JOFFE (have you seen that beast?), Wakatoshi Ushijima

@rukia-uchiha-98 (who gave me the idea lol), @wake-uptoreality @lyditheoverthinker

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pizzarchive · 2 years

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Hug Fairy

Pair: m/m JoffeAtsu Alexandre Joffe x Atsumu Miya

Word count: 569

Warnings: spoilers (haikyuu time-skip)

Edit status: not proofread, not edited

Replies, reblogs, and likes are appreciated!

Something that people barely notice, Joffe is amazing at understanding someone’s feelings. Such an empath that you could say “my friend didn’t answer my hi, that’s sad.” and he’d accurately figure out how you feel, he could even /feel/ how you’re feeling. He doesn’t show it tho, but not because he doesn’t want to show it. Alas, with such great ability, comes a great price. He’s the worst at words so he can’t help others, it kills him.

It's even worse with Atsumu. Yeah, sure, Atsumu is cocky, arrogant, almost every red flags one could think of. That’s the problem; Atsumu is not actually like that. Joffe is an exceptional listener, it’s no surprise that Atsumu would talk about his day to him. Of course Atsumu isn’t and would never be completely honest but that’s where Joffe’s skill goes into action. The feelings Joffe feels when Atsumu rants or vents, it’s really bad for him, yet he wants to know more about Atsumu.

Usually Joffe’s job is just to listen to people venting, before someone starts venting he always says he wouldn’t be able to help anyway. But for some reason, it’s different with Atsumu. He wants to help, he needs to help. Of course, it’s just out of pity, right? Ever since the, he’d spend his free time to learn how to comfort someone, how to make your friend feel loved, all those to make sure Atsumu is happy. Until an interesting account passes his twitter timeline, TheHugFairy.

Every time Joffe feels like Atsumu’s day is a bit worse than usual, he’d send Atsumu hugs. It’s a small gesture but it succeeds in making Atsumu happy. The day after, he’d tell his teammates including Joffe about the hugs he got anonymously. Joffe’s heart always beats 1000x faster when Atsumu talks to him and the butterflies inside his belly would go feral, but of course it’s only because Joffe feels appreciated, right?

The constant blushes when he sees Atsumu, the heart palpitations, the butterflies, the anger when Atsumu flirts with someone. Of course those are normal, right? No, nothing odd about it at all.

“Yeah, it’s just because Atsumu and I are great friends, nothing more.” He thinks to himself.

Another price he has to pay; he becomes oblivious when it comes to his own feelings.

The moment he realized and accepts that he’s in love with his teammate? When he made a huge mistake that affected his whole life. He was sending a hug to Atsumu per usual but that day, he forgot to send it anonymously. It doesn’t take an intelligent person to know what happened, Atsumu figured out that the hugs he had been getting were from his own friend, Joffe.

Atsumu being Atsumu, he teased Joffe and went “Yer in love with me, aren’t cha?” He swore he was just trying to tease the 7’2” guy, nothing else.

The thing is, Joffe’s face went /crazy/ red. His pale face made it impossible to hide the blushing. His heart felt like it would pop out at any given moments, every single butterfly in his belly somehow got out of their cages, there was no more denying. But worry not, the 6’ setter acted the same, Joffe wasn’t the only one. Wasn’t Atsumu the one that started teasing Joffe in the first place?

And that’s how oblivious became obvious, and how those two friends became inseparable lovers.

Thank you so much for reading! I was struggling a bit because narration is not my type of fic (i usually make chatfics) but this idea has been stuck in my head so why not? Maybe i'll rewrite it while i learn more about how to write narration fics. Hope you enjoyed it tho :D

#haikyuu #haikyuu fic #atsumu miya #alexander joffe #msby #pizzarchive

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shysheeperz · 2 years

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#haikyuu!!#hq!!#hoshiumi's so done with his teammates #lol #kageyama tobio #ushijima wakatoshi #bokutou koutarou #hoshiumi kourai #alexandre joffe #yaku morisuke #yamamoto taketora #hyakuzawa yuudai #iizuna tsukasa #kiryuu wakatsu #inunaki shion #washio tatsuki #hq spoilers #mangacaps #caps

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mrskodzuken · 2 years

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Yoffe (or Joffe)’s profile on the Haikyuu wiki page is up @krystalgaia @theacevampire 👀

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