Sebastian & Ominis Pre-Smut 🔞 NSFW

Ominis and Sebastian have a secret meeting in the Undercroft... with a surprise guest!

(Don't worry, they are "aged up")

(sound on, please!)

A list of nnt "headcanons" that's actually me just blatantly denying canon bc nakaba is only getting weirder with 4kota so I am revoking his rights

Ban is still immortal. I'll be damned if he ages at human pace while his son, wife, best friend, and teammates outlive him. Also it's just too badass to throw away conceptually

Elizabeth is much more similar to her goddess/Liz personality after her memories/revival

Merlin isn't evil, Arthur isn't evil, neither of them care/know about chaos. Yeah. Straight denial of the main 4kota plotline. Yea.

I just rlly love merlin and I dislike this characterization

Escanor's alive. Bc I like him. He's a good kid. Maybe he and Merlin can be together as a treat for them both

Meliodas and Elizabeth (and Zeldris) were pretty young when they were cursed/sealed and are going to look older in a century or two. They're straight up just babies frozen in time and they'll look older than like 15 soon enough

Elaine too. She can still be short and petite and have short hair but like... just age up her face a bit damn

The sins waited (much) longer to have kids, are actually good parents, and raise their kids together - they overall stay together bc why have found family just to break them apart in the end, that's dumb

This is canon but never utilized but Elizabeth is just powerful as fuck and will use her powers bc she's a bad ass

Ban and Meliodas have fucked. This is not particularly important and is technically canon compliant but like... come on... they're too boyfriend coded to have not fucked in the long years in which both of their loves were dead/a child. They fucked.

Jericho doesn't have a character assassination and settles down with a lesbian lover. Maybe Guila. But is family to Ban. And is def not a p*do with his son. Because what the actual fuck

Howzer (best boy) gets bitches. Maybe Guila. Maybe they're in a throuple. Idk. But I want him to find love

Dreyfus and Hendy (also best boy) are gay. Again, this one feels low key canon compliant. But yeah, they're dating

Tristan is proud of both his demon and goddess heritage, or at least he and Meliodas are on journeys of self acceptance together bc they're bad ass and I love them, especially as demons

Hawk Mama is still a weirdly goated mystery pig. Just kinda chaotic neutral being who just rlly likes being in the ground and having a bar on her back. Also Cath isn't fucking evil. I miss Cath

Okay that's all I can think of for now. But yeah. I am fucking delusional so I truly believe all of these things. They're canon. I'll add more as I think of them

if you have to age up a character to sexualize or ship them, dont

If you self-ship with an F/O or multiple F/Os who aren’t your age, that’s totally okay

Personally, I age-up my two main F/Os whenever I think of them. I’m watching something where one of them is on-screen and because they are perpetually underage (17) due to their canon, I have been aging them up ever since I was 17 myself

But you don’t need to change your F/O’s age if you don’t feel like doing that

It’s okay and your F/O loves you the way you want to be loved by them, no matter whether you change their age from what is given in their canon

And this doesn’t go just for romantic self-ships

My self-ship with my two main F/Os isn’t romantic either, it’s queerplatonic

If your F/O is underage or otherwise has a severe age gap to you, proceed however is most comfortable for you

I promise, your F/O themself isn’t judging you <3

antis DNI! This post is not for anti-shippers

Ghost Puberty

As Danny had gotten to something called Ghost Puberty, from what he understood from Frostbite. FrostBite:"It would have radically changes on his Human and Ghostly bodies. It could be manners, personality and even your Body. I mean look at Plasmius and his changes."

Danny was interested what kind of changes he would get as his power started to fully develop, he just hoped he would not end like Vlad. At least stay with a human look just slightly messier Hair and Longer Fangs, his eyes had the biggest changes as his neon green eyes turned a bright, brilliant human green. And his control over Ice was now much higher the even before, but his skin while the same tone, seemed to be almost translucent in the light. And he had a Aura of pure coldness 🥶 like you have deep winter even in Summer.

Muscles had built up too under his clothes and even as human his skin had become more dense as had gained weight too he is almost 100kg/220 Pounds! Frostbite told him not just his skin had gone more dense but his muscles, organs and bones too. Tucker said it was like he had a weak form of Busoshoku Haki from that anime One Piece.

It was kind of Funny that Dash could not lift him up anymore. And Sam and Tucker told him his natural scent was all musk with a distinctly neutral, watery freshness.

But the ones that truly noticed his changes were Amity Park and the School.

The teacher were saying nothing as Danny started to get A+ in every test. As they noticed he did not even noticed his changes of notes. Lancer told the other teachers, it would be best to not say anything, it looked like he was gone from the start of his puberty and all is getting back to normal.

The School Girls were talking all the new physical and mental thins on him mean He is a VAMPIRE! I mean the Fentons would notice if he was a Ghost after all. And his tiny Fangs mean just that. And the ones that touched him know he was cold to touch

Dash and the other had stoped to Bully, Danny and his friends as they noticed the could barely move him and his touch alone hurted them. Dash had terrible bruises on the place Fenton grabed him, he could barely play Football and he does not want to know what would have happen if Fenton had pressed his arm.

The Fentons were not thinking fully and thought it was just a normal Fenton Puberty, I mean look at Jack he too is huge, So it is no problem that Danny had this growth spurt.

While it was true, Amity Park was still not sure what to think of his fast growth spurt even as he ended being around 6'6”/almost 2m in height as the years were going.

Edit:"Wrong prompt. Was not the crossover.

As I'm getting older , im starting to hate when fanfic writers "age up" characters like that's gonna change the fact they're underage and still be attracted to the characters 💀 (and they're always a grown ass adult to)

* just using the tags so more people can interact *

hate the way i edited these but can't be bothered to redo them... anyway, lydia is now a teen!! obviously her aspiration is to be goal oriented, and she got the creative trait to go along with her outgoing nature :') can't believe my little girl is growing up

I really don't wanna vent/argue about the whole aging up fictional characters cause I already expressed my opinions about it numerous times, but if you're gonna get on someone's ass and call them a proshipper cause they're aging up a character (that they are emotionally attached to and mean a lot to them) who's already seventeen or even find them physically attractive, that's a major bruh moment

Just had a deeply distressing realisation. A vast majority of the people in the media I consume are younger than I am. Not by a lot, but still. At first, I was disoriented, like when did the shift from most of my favs are older to I could be these people older sister happened? And it's only going to get worse now it's older sister and soon enough it's going to be I could be your mom... it's terrifying.

What do I do now, like change everything I watch/listen to? Idk I am scared because I feel my peers are evolving and maturing. People my age have a family, and they settle down, I guess. Me, I am still chasing my dreams. Am I too late? why is it that I am left here with all these youngsters

Let's agree that if you were watching a series/film simping after a character your age and you watch it again a couple years later it doesn't matter that they're not aging there is no age gap.

Part of being an adult is learning that you don’t need a special occasion to make deviled eggs

Two Old Men

Suggested by: @elsastar1991

An alien from a far off planet heard of the planet Earth from a scrounging of a database. The alien was intrigued by the variety of humans and how they age and particularly had their eye on someone named Todd Sichau.

So much so... they had an idea. The alien used it's UFO to land on the planet discreetly and observed the surroundings of a park and find this Todd Sichau. Unfortunately for the Alien the UFO would unexpectedly suffer through a malfunction causing the trip to earth to be a lot quicker than what they hoped. The UFO was like a crashing meteor as it crash landed onto the park with a crash. The alien stumbled out of the UFO to see someone on the ground that's most likely unconscious. right next to where the ufo crashed and completely naked probably due to the crash incinerating them. An Id card sprawled on the ground next to the unidentified individual. The alien recognized the language as english and began to read the card. To their surprise it was Todd Sichau! Seems this crash was convenient for the alien as they were planning to assume Todd's appearance.

As an Alien lifeform shapeshifting was something that could be easily done so after inspecting the unconscious todd they touched their body and began to replicate his appearance

First thing to change was the alien's skin as it become a typical white. The alien's ears morphed into something more much human. Soon after the alien's body shifted to make sure it was as human as possible with a typical human in their 30's, but this Todd was someone in their 50's so the alien had to be sure to age up properly. The alien quickly sprouted a human hairstyle on top of their head and change their facial features to that of Todd which was a rugged old man. And so the aging process began as wrinkles appeared all over the alien's body and the alien's newly grown hair turned a shiny gray. The body also aged up appearance wise along with the wrinkles and the alien's height becoming shorter to about 6'1 and 200 lbs allowing for the alien to perfectly replicate Todd Sichau which included some mildily plump old man pecs. The transformation ended as soon as it started to the human eye.

The alien could feel an old spirit in this kind of body as the memories of Todd filled their mind. Seems like this Todd was single and they had a job at a delivery service. Today was a day off for him and he decided to spend the time relaxing at his favorite park. Now if the alien were to assume the identity of Todd Sichau it'd be best if Todd was actually wearing clothes.

So Todd procured some clothes akin to the one in the photo in the id with their alien power and began to adopt some typical human mannerisms and started to walk around the park. To the alien's enjoyment everyone just waved at the alien as if they were a normal human. The alien was pretty ecstatic so they kept going with the experience. But before the alien could continue further Todd woke up from his slumber and was shocked to see another him just around. Todd ran to the alien Todd and asked what they're doing. The alien was shocked to see that Todd was still alive, but this won't be a major problem they thought. The alien told Todd they were to trying to integrate into society and Todd found this intriguing. So Todd did what any normal person would do and ask the alien out.

"I always wanted to date myself" Todd said.

The alien was pretty shocked by the claim but well they had to go with it cause it was pretty entertaining. The two went on a nice date and everyone just assumed it was a good outing between twins. Both liked the feeling they got when they went on a date so they decided to start dating for the fun.

A couple days passed and the alien decided to see how it would go if they went to Todd's Job and Todd was okay with the idea.

On the first day at work, the alien was nervous. They had never worked for a delivery service before, and they were worried that he might make a mistake or do something that would give him away. But as the day went on, he began to relax. He found that the work was not particularly challenging, and that the other employees were friendly enough.

Over time, the alien settled into his new role. He became proficient at his job, and they even remembered how to talk with Todd's friends at work

But despite his success at blending in, the alien never forgot his true purpose of experiencing a human life. He continued to observe the humans around him, learning everything he could about their society and their way of life.

One day, the alien's cover was nearly blown. A coworker had noticed something odd about him and had reported it to their supervisor. the alien was called into the supervisor's office and questioned about his identity that if he truly was Todd Sichau.

The alien was terrified. He had never been caught before, and he knew that if he was exposed, it could mean the end of his facde. But he managed to keep his cool and convinced the supervisor that he was who he said he was.

After that close call, the alien became even more careful. He made sure to avoid anything that might draw attention to himself, and he continued to learn everything he could about Todd's life

In the end, the alien's mission was a success. He had learned a great deal about human society, and he had managed to do so without ever being discovered. The alien eventually decided that they liked the life of Todd Sichau and dating the original Todd and decided to never return to their home planet and continue living as him and swapping with the real one whenever the real Todd felt tired. It had been an experience unlike any other, and he was grateful for the opportunity to have lived as one of them and wanted to keep this feeling.

Everyone was none the wiser that Todd was actually an alien and basically dating themself. it seems it'll be like that for a long time. Whenever the mentions of aliens filled a discussion the alien Todd would just chuckle. "They don't know,"

New to Tumblr and have been having a lot of thoughts lately. Instead of keeping them in my notes, I decided to post them here.

The Mirror

Looking in the mirror “Is that a grey hair? Fuck”! She thinks to herself as she pulls it out of her scalp and examines it. Thirty-two-years old with her first grey hair. “Must be stress…or too much hair dye. Thank god I stopped doing that” crosses her mind. All the related women born before her still have flowing locks of colored hair with the exception of the geriatric population, of course. Thinning, sure, but not grey. She looks up from the thick, silver thread of hair held between her fingers and lets it fall to the ground, and looks in the mirror. Fine lines are barely visible on her forehead and eyes. These lines becoming more prominent when she smiles and laughs. Her cheeks are naturally flushed pink with big pores and scars from youthful years of hormonal acne. “At least I have great lips” she smirks, laughing at herself inside her mind. Her lips are natural and supple, with one side of her upper lip slightly thinner than the other. “I won’t need Botox there” she thinks, then reminds herself she’d rather have wrinkles than look like a puffed out, ballooning synthetic version of herself. She places her palms on both sides of her face, rubbing her eyebrows and moving forcefully down her face until she meets her chin(s). The second one she’s been trying to get rid of for years. It suites her face, but of course, is not the beauty standard. She holds her face between her left thumb and index finger feeling her defined jawline, looks herself in the eye and says aloud “what an honor it is to get old”, then exits the room.

“Progression”

It’s uhhh *something*? Idk but I made this in a sleep deprived spiel last night soooooooooo yea