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my issue is i also do this for english memes i need everyone to reword everything into a way that makes sense cus im autistic and also have reading comprehension issues<\3
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry
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hot take I think
I feel like endhawks is weird
I mean yeah ig theyre both consenting adults but Endeavour is like 25 yrs older tgan hawks, he met and saved hawks as a child, he somewhat saw him grow up, feels like if you were an elementary school teacher and then you met your student at 30 when youre like 55 and started hooking up thats fucking weird
idk always hates that ships cus hawks idolizes endeavour in like a hero, i more see hawks seeing him as a father figure??? it just idk
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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.
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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.
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"Surely Californians aren't that weird about Yoga."
One time my mom quit on the first day of a yoga class because the instructor told everyone to "connect your essence to the native American ghosts"
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On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA
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i miss the m
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This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science 
ALSO:
Sex redefined
“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”
More on anti-trans arguments as bad science
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dave strider also is a bird sometimes:)
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE
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why is this so passive aggressive toward sokka i’m crying
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My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.
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